Will the Real Flake Please Sit Down…?
Nobody Flashes:
If you, like me, worry about the superior speaking ability of Obama in this upcoming election–his superb way of holding his head high, and how he always sounds like he knows what he is talking about–let us compare him to this fine chap, Daniel Hannan, conservative from South England. Someone who REALLY knows how to use the English language.
Obama without his teleprompter is like Helen Keller without her braille. We’d do well to remember that. (Enjoy the Flake! )
Nobody Gets Email: A 9/11 Rant
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s another one of my favorite ranters! And a very fitting lesson for the 9/11 weekend. The ending is especially wonderful.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to my liberal friend, JR)
It’s 9/11: Do You Know WHO Your President Is?
Nobody Remembers
It’s almost here, the tenth anniversary of 9/11. We will be watching the horrible pictures of the Twin Towers being destroyed again and again, with enough footage to make your heart-break all over, again and again.
I was searching through the video’s of 9/11 memorials, when I came across this one. Made by some people who wanted to give a few pictures of their talented dogs. And why not? It made me laugh…no disrespect to those that lost loved ones and will suffer forever…it was just a small token of appreciation from a couple of nobodies and their dogs…to the soldiers overseas.
Here it is ten years after, and the damage from that day never seems to end. In fact, you could almost say, we not only lost a couple of buildings that day filled with thousands of people, we lost our future. We have given up cherished freedoms for safety and yet we are told that we are still vulnerable. The scars from that day will last a lifetime and the money spent on trying to change all the Muslims Nations is bankrupting us along with everything else. Nobody will wonder if America elected Barack Hussein Obama to show how magnanimous a people we really are.
Whatever you may think about whether the buildings coming down were staged, or how it happened, one fact sticks out like a rubber ducky in a bathtub: Our leaders had plenty of warning, and did nothing. Their incompetence was almost criminal. I was listening to the pilot of Air Force One today who said they got all their facts from the cable news (on the plane) on 9/11. Do you buy that?
I don’t. Just like I wouldn’t buy that lady in the video doesn’t really love that dog.
After we were attacked, Bush sounded very bullish, went to Iraq, and fought a politically correct war. Today he has come out BEFORE the speech this weekend, to remind us all that he deserve the credit for the capture of bin Laden, so that Obama doesn’t take it away from him for eternity.
Sad, but that’s politics.
And nobody is sadder than the people who lost love ones that day. And— Nobody is mad that so many people voted for a man after 9/11 who insisted on keeping his Muslim name, after so many people had died at the hands of Allah.
What… an…insult. What idiots.
We have all heard, that in this day of mourning, God and his clergy will not be allowed to take part this year in the ceremonies. Firefighters are not welcomed, police are not welcomed, the families will be kept far away… but you can bet every politician in D.C. will be there, saying, “God bless America.”
Will Obama speak in Arabic? Will he talk of the peaceful people that he knows and loves? Will he talk about the great religion of Islam? It’s been ten years…where are they? Obama has made 9/11 a day of “service” but you know and I know, that to all of us that still have the grace that God gave us, it will always be a day of prayer.
I plan to watch this video at least a few times more, and I will be thinking of our President….whose dog days, (I will pray with all my heart and every doggie leap) …are numbered.
President “Wannabe” Obama
Real Americans
Nobody Cares
Me and JQA...
After watching the Republican debate last night, I really didn’t care to watch ‘President’ Obama read his thoughts on how America was going to smash the deficit barrier with green jobs and FDR’s remake of rebuilding our infrastructure. God knows, after all the tornadoes, fires, earthquakes, flyover of Air Force One, Google vacuuming vast volumes of electricity, blackouts, and floods— we do need it, but by the time Obama gets his own ideas off his teleprompter, he will be long gone…Unless of course we get attacked right before the election, which, according to many psychologists who have labeled him a psychotic narcissist dealing with a less than full deck, it’s an attack we could very well expect.
Our lives seem to go on, and America is like a runaway train, heading for a major collision, like in the movie “Unstoppable.” Sure it could be stopped, but with Timmy Giethner at the helm, it’s not likely to happen. Somebody call Denzel Washington…maybe HE could tell Obama to put on the brakes. (good movie. )
Anyway, I wanted to tell a small story about my trip to the famous Arch. The “Gateway to the West.” The steel monument that is a favorite stop for Indiana vacationers, and anyone else who has a bucket list of tall stuff to visit.
Arch of St. Louis
I went with my friend Pattie, who weighs all of 2 pounds, and my husband. The elevator to the top fits only five people. Its shaped like an egg, and you go up the leg, and then get out, and climb about fifty steps and there you are at the top. It’s a pretty quick trip.
The top (see fuzzy picture) is not too big. And there we were, leaning over and looking at the one small riverboat below, when I heard it: someone was singing, in a loud voice, and in a language I didn’t even recognize. I was trying to talk to my friends, and I said.
- Me at top of Arch
“I don’t know, I can’t hear you because someone just feels like singing!”
Then, a middle age lady came over to me and whispered..”He’s saying his prayers..shssss” as if…as if..I should understand that in America, if someone wants to sing loud prayers annoying everyone at the top of the arch, we need to respect that.
As I looked over, there he was: a black man in a white Muslim dress..you know, all the way down to his feet, and a pretty little hat, all lined in some kind of gold trim. You didn’t have to use much instinct to know that this guy was TRYING to annoy us all. His giveaway? The grin on his face, and the fact that he was praying to San Francisco, not Mecca. Not that San Francisco doesn’t need prayers.
On the way down, we happened to get a couple in the elevator who were so fat, they both took up three seats, and didn’t even want us to get in. We could have said “Sure, we’ll catch the next one.” but I was not going to spend another two minutes listening to Michael Muslim yodel. Good thing Pattie weights 2 pounds.
When we got back down again, we saw the “Muslim” walking with his girlfriend, holding hands, and she had on a very pretty shimmering outfit, very Las Vegas style— Muslim wannabes.
If I had to do it over again, I would have broke into the National Anthem. In fact, next time I see a Muslims praying, that’s exactly what I intend to do—which brings me back to the Republican debates and Obama.
When asked about immigration, Rick Santorum, Republican candidate from Pennsylvania, went into his Italian mother and father coming over and we should welcome all immigrants, yada, yada, yada,…failing to mention that his parents learned English, and did not get instant Social Security, full medical benefits, and a free college education. Many Mexicans are not assimilating, and neither are the Muslims.
And with a President Wannabe, who has shown no intention whatsoever of becomiing a real American…what else can we expect?
Nobody’s Perfect: Hoffa VS Cockoo Man
Nobody’s Perfect
This week’s contest for less than desirable traits among the earth’s vast network of DNA mud slugs, is between Jimmy Hoffa Jr. and the “I’m Cuckoo for Coco Puffs” man.
Let’s start with Jimmy. Just as the coconut doesn’t fall very far from the coconut tree, Jimmy Hoffa Jr. is pretty much the carbon-nut copy of his prison-abiding papa. (May God not rest his soul wherever it is.)
Obama is also a close carbon f his Muslim communist father— so who is surprised that they are getting together? When helping Obama get elected on Labor Day by speaking for him in Detroit, the lovable son of the AFL-CIO, Jimmy Hoffa, Let’s beat their brains out,— said he wanted to “Take those sons of bitches out!” Jimmy Jr. has declared war, evoking images from the movie Independence Day, comparing tea party people to slimy aliens.
The “tea party ” people, according to Jimmy, are the reason BIG companies are sending jobs overseas. Right— if union members believe that it’s the tea party people that are sending their jobs overseas, then they also believe that Richard Nixon pardoned Jimmy Hoffa Senior because he thought the man was innocent.
Speaking as a warm-up for “If they bring a knife to the fight, we’ll bring a gun.” President Obama, Jimmy attacked the “tea party.” Yes, those people who elected in a landslide, more conservative representatives in sixty years, and who went to Washington, and…
Didn’t do a thing to stop Obama.
Oh…those people are dangerous. Still, they are out there like maggots just waiting to rot out Jimmy’s plan for billion-dollar union trust funds in order to put more judges and politicians in their pockets, so the stakes are high. Building a global union is going to take money.
General Jimmy is not only busy with running UPS, (Our Post Office’s main competition.) his union warriors are fighting hard for another strike.
“I don’t want to see any more concession,” said Gary Farris, a Kentucky based Ford plant employee. “I’d like to get a raise we haven’t had a raise for a long time.” (duh)
So, this strike has nothing to do with the following news, as we all know, aliens have taken over the Ford company:
US auto giant Ford has started construction on a $1 billion manufacturing and engineering complex in India as it bets on the country to help drive global growth, a company statement said on Tuesday
Now, let’s to the other warrior: Mr. Bayon Andre Wonace.
- Cuckoo Man
“The man was marching like a drum major, holding the sword (samurai) moving it up and down in rhythm with his marching cadence.”
If you were on traveling Interstate 65 in Indiana on Sunday afternoon near U.S. Highway 30, you would have seen this brave warrior, marching no doubt to Detroit to join Jimmy.
I’m having trouble picking between the two, they are so much alike, its’ scary. Jimmy just has a better way with words.
Forget the tea party people: the real danger to America is having organized union thugs forever joined at the hip to Presidents. President George Bush appointed Jimmy Jr. to the Advisory Committee for Trade Policy and Negotiations. And, despite what they tell you on the news, it’s going to get bigger and bigger with the help of our Presidents.
Frustrated with the AFL-CIO’s lack of emphasis on organizing, the Teamsters Union and the Service Employees International Union (SEIU) split from teh AFL-CIO on July 25, 2005. The group of breakaway unions, which later included the Laborer’s United Farm Workers and United Food and Commercial Workers Union, formed their own group named the Change to Win Federation.
If I had to pick the lesser of the two evils, I’d pick the Cuckoo for Coco Puffs man. At least he’s aware that he’s nuts.
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Pass the Medicare Please…
Nobody Gets Email:
This came to me a few days ago. Not sure if it is right. The sender checked with Snopes but found nothing. Nevertheless, I really don’ think it’s unbelievable, do you?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Obama: It’s MORE than just a name…
Nobody’s Perfect:
Obama loves Islam.
Hey, It’s Nobody Get Email weekend. We’ve all heard Obama say these things, but Nobody Remembers just how many times he has professed a love for the Muslim faith. Frankly, while I was watching this I was wishing he could have been talking about Americans. Sad. Maybe his “fundamentally changing America” has more meaning than redistributing the wealth.
Nobody Thinks the candidates should be talking more about this, and China.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Progressively Fear-Baiting Puppies
Nobody’s Opinion: Here we go again: Katia the hurricane is heading for New Orleans. Really, the nerve. She should have gone to Texas, because about right now, you could do a fast quick-step in the dirt, cause a spark, and burn down half of Dallas it’s so dry. New Orleans doesn’t need more mud on Bourbon Street, the participation from urination will keep it wet well through 2050.
But, we live in the world of “Hurry up and make it sound ominously like the end.” I realized that we are getting minute by minute updates on disasters, storms, debt crisis, and terrorists, and it’s becoming annoying. I get extremely overly excited when I see a puppy commercial now because I’m getting so desperate for something normal to come on TV.
“Look…Look…a puppy! A puppy!”
I’m not proud of this, but I figure it’s not my fault. I’m becoming Armageddon challenged.
I was pretty scared by Kim’s Kardashian’s wedding myself. I find myself praying that she would NOT bear children. Can you just imagine their children? What is he…six feet fourteen? Mixed that with 64tripleD boobs…we are talking a whole new species. The planet doesn’t have that much room.
I was thinking about the fear factor today, and how the news is ALWAYS bad, and decided to make a list of all the things I’m suppose to fear from both parties, in order to get a logical perspective:
Democrats:
Pollution:
1. Take it from Daryl Hanna: if you burn oil in your car, you are destroying the very water, food, and air that you breath. If a pipeline is built down through the United States from Canada, it will spill into the aqueducts and kill all the poor illegal’s in New Mexico, who will be drinking it out of the local desert spigots. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty dire.
The fact that those tanks from Fema that are meant to protect DreamWorks won’t be needed anymore because the sheer volume of oil, if it should happen to escape the pipeline, will destroy Los Angeles, along with Steven’s famous props from JAWS.
Almost makes you want to give Daryl a big hug. Go ahead guys. She probably hasn’t had a good hug since John-John left her for that other blond.
AND MORE Pollution:
2. Al Gore is right. He won, and the earth lost because Al did not become President and therefore we have to close down all the parks in California, so that the Bohemian Grove can fit more people in it this year. Obama is bringing his whole tribe from Kenya, and they need to build more tents. In fact he plans to leave them there. That’s why they have to close the parks to the public. God forbid they wander into the Redwood forest and find drunk Kenyan’s roasting Mexicans.
The rich this year have so much discuss: Basically, how do they keep the banks printing enough money so that Fannie and Freddie can give more homes to Obama’s new arrivals, and kept their bonuses coming on strong? And …should they let Janet Napolitano dress in drag this year?
Jobs
3. The poor illegal immigrants must get amnesty, or America is doomed. As Bill Clinton warned, without new young Nino’s, wino’s and Nina’s, those guys in DC will have to take less. Besides, they are starving, and if that tea party doesn’t let them in, then we just won’t kick them out. If we have no more gardeners, fruit pickers and welfare recipients, the country will just collapse. After all, politicians have a lot of pools to clean.
SEX
4. Most important on of all, we need to protect the gays. If we DONT protect the gays, then who will the women turn to when those mean, nasty, and chauvinistic men divorce them? There are so many starving children in the world, and if we have more gays adopting, we can truly have a diversified America. The future of the world depends on it.
Doomsday
5. The tea party people are going to destroy the planet. They must die. They are old, and hopefully they will die, because they have planned to lynch the blacks. In fact, every black should start circling around the banks because that’s where the tea party people have their money. The blacks have no jobs because tea party people think the racist Constitution is something they want to save. Good thing they have a black President to point that out.
6. Sarah Palin, might run for President. If that happens, progressives will have to move for real.
Republicans:
Total FUBAR:
1. Obama
2. Obama
3. Obama
4., 5., 6, Obama.
Okay, what more can he do?
And most importantly, what can we do?
I suggest, we replace all Democrats with puppies. I’m at a loss for logical solutions.
Nobody NOTES: Okay, they are using the fear factor to bring us to our knees every day, but there is ONE fear that happened to really work. When the American people found out that Obama supported a Mosque being built right by ground zero, they got really mad. I’m not making this up. All of a sudden the thought of Texans walking down fifth avenue sent the snobs on Martha’s Vineyard into a real tizzy.
SUDDENLY, a new building appeared out of thin air… after ten long years of nothing, and it’s reported on every single day by Fox News. As if to say…”Okay! Okay! Calm down! We are building something—.jeez!
But…just don’t pray there.”
Maybe we should replace all Muslims with puppies too. The planet would thank us.
(Nobody notes: Please, before you think I hate all Muslims, it’s the religion stupid, not the people.)
If It Looks Like Fascism: Walks Like Fascism: It Sure as Hell Ain’t Cherry Pie
Nobody Remembers
I remember my dear departed mother that day…when she saw little Elian Gonzales being taken away at gunpoint in Miami, in the middle of the night. Big burly soldier were pointing their guns at an unarmed family. Little Elian was torn out from the arms of the man who saved him from the water, after of course, his mother drowned trying to get her son to America…away from Castro. My mother screamed in horror..and despair:
“America is dead! Oh lord..it’s dead…it’s dead..!!..”
My mother had survived World War II, and while many already in American were passive to the event, not the older ones. Not the men and women who had fought the Nazi’s and the Fascists, and the Japs.
Our schools had already done a fine job of erasing those moments in time, but still, that was NOT suppose to happen in America. Janet Reno took a small boy, and gave him BACK to Castro.
Neither one of could believe our own eyes. We felt the same way when they basically burned down the innocents at Waco. Tanks were used then. But the media made those “armed” citizens out to be a threat. Not as much as Janet. Little children were burned.
Too bad. They were religious zealous we were told.
Today I was listening to the President of Gibson Guitars, Henry Juszkiewicz, described how armed men had come into his company, threatened his workers, and confiscated enough wood to put production back a month. It was all legal of course, but he was told if he moved his plant to Madagascar, then they would leave him alone.
Face it America…we are witnessing American Fascism. And we…remain silent.
You see, we have been brainwashed to never question the affairs of our government. Our media TELLS us about it, but then moves on to the latest weather storm.
Well, that Gibson Guitar Company has been running porn for..wait. They have done nothing wrong at all, while our own government sells weapons to drug cartels.
Who’s the criminal here?
Do not doubt them. And if you do, guns will come into your business, or home.
Now, go across the Atlantic to Russia, where BP, has an office.:
British Petroleum (BP) was visited by bailiffs and about 15 armed special forces with machine guns in Moscow office on Wednesday, saying it was “part of a pressure campaign against BP.” What did BP do? Well, they were negotiating with the Russian oil Major Rosneft to drill in the Arctic. And then all of a sudden the contract was given to ExxonMobil.
Cliff Kupchan, a Russian specialist in Washington said the BP raid reminds us of the “continuing, often capricious, non rule of law based business environment that frequently impairs business in Russia.”
Can you say that bursting into any business with guns waving in a guitar factory is NOT capricious, with no rule of law” is impairing business here in America? This only happens in communist Russia, or China we say.
Nope…it happening here. I bet we don’t hear about half of the stuff going on. I’m convinced that media is covering most of it up. .”It happened to HIM not me.” we say to ourselves.
But, it’s only a matter of time.
Will B.B. King speak up? Chuck Berry? Gene Simmons? Bono? Anybody? Think about it, I’m sure there are plenty of musicians mad as hell about his, but you do not see one of them on the any station.
I was reading about this on Glenn Beck, and I picked the most interesting comments from his readers:
It’s called Internationalism and it is being pushed by the U.N.. In this extreme concept of Internationalism the wealthy nations must be brought down and the poor nations brought up, at the expense of the wealthy, in order to create a more uniform global market place.
This concept is not new and it is being taught in many of our schools. It is imported from Geneva, Switzerland, and it is called the International Baccalaureate Program (IB). The International Baccalaureate organization is an NGO of the U.N.. It does not support our Bill of Rights. It supports and promulgates the U.N. declaration of Human Rights, something quite different. It is anti-American.Well if you tell Right to work states to shift manufacturing to favored third world nations where Trumpka is trying to organize them, then you pave the way for their left wing utopia at the expense of American workers & the ability to lead independent lives free from the government or collectivist union leaches.
On another blog someone from Austria saw the Gibson story and pointed out this was straight up fascism at work. Every other guitar company is unionized & contribute to democrats – welcome to left wing neo-f
One of Gibson’s leading competitors is C.F. Martin & Company. The C.E.O., Chris Martin IV, is a long-time Democratic supporter, with $35,400 in contributions to Democratic candidates and the DNC over the past couple of election cycles. According to C.F. Martin’s catalog, several of their guitars contain “East Indian Rosewood.” In case you were wondering, that is the exact same wood in at least ten of Gibson’s guitars.
There you go…the little nobody’s know what’s happening, thank God. NOW..anyone who EVER picked up a guitar, should be screaming and writing Congress.
My first guitar: L-4 CES Mahogany-Electric
And remember…drink your tea.
Nobody Wins when a govenment comes in with guns on law- abiding citizens.
Ray Stevens Gives Clues to Obama’s Speech…
Nobody Knows …
Why I like this guy, but I do. “President” Obama is going to give his speech on the “budget” and “jobs” but Ray Stevens sums it up for you…you won’t even have to listen to it.
I’ve had one of those days…you know the kind, you’re on schedule and then…someone calls you from the past, and you spend two hours catching up, and then admits a high school crush on your best friend, who just lost a husband, and so you call HER up, and before you know it..you tell her, and the world is spinning with possibilities and laughter and…then all of a sudden, you find out the world of politics is exactly the same as it was yesterday, and that essay on the stupidity of some Muslim women that was in your head seems to evade you,..along with he fact that men cannot throw their 7- year- olds off a boat anymore without some slack.
The MOST important headline of the day was Obama making up his mind when to give his new budget/jobs speech, without upsetting half the country.
I’m going out on a limb and predict that tomorrow…Obama will play golf.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Tucker Barnes: Send That Man to Washington!
Nobody’s Opinion
Tucker Barnes, the Cesspool Reporter who got sent out to stand in the middle of Hurricane Irene, and make his immemorial moment in Weatherman History, will forever be the most exciting thing that we will remember about Irene. Mayor Bloomburg, ‘President’ Obama, even Ann Coulter’s pick for President, Chris Christie, will be long forgotten…but not this guy. The poor guy, either didn’t know it, or didn’t want to report it— All that foam splashing in his mouth and down his shoes was actually raw sewage. This of course shows you how ridiculously controlled our TV’s are. A REAL news station would have said this:
“Hurricane Irene is showing just how badly our sewer system is working. See all that stuff hitting our Tucker? That’s raw, nasty smelling, sewage folks.”
But, no…the meteorologists who we all ASSUME would have known what that stuff was, since becoming a meteorologist takes a lot of study, would have known that it was sewage. But he tells Tucker that it was “some kind of organic material.” In a politically correct world, “organic material” is just a nice name for raw sewage, and would also be another name for many current politicians for that matter. In fact, I think I’m going to start calling them all that.—“organic material.” Except Al Gore. There is nothing organic about that man at all. Al is made out of “moronic material.” And he’s spreading it around like “organic material.” You need titanium boots just to be around him.
Heaven forbid the taxpayers know how well their city officials keep tract of the “organic material.”
Here in Missouri, where we witnessed over 700 tornadoes last Spring, and also a MAJOR flood which destroyed thousands of homes on purpose…it was hard getting our pity-point check up. Most of the people who were killed in Irene, got hurt because they were OUTSIDE. A few had trees fall on them from inside. But really…damage was on property mostly. You can prepare for a hurricanes, not so a tornado.
Which reminds me…none of us have been prepared for the tornados of ‘organic and moronic materials’ that are sitting in the Capital acting like they care about us all. The whole place is foaming.
Still, Nobody Wonders how they pick and choose what disaster to make a big deal of? What bill are they sneaking through Congress that we don’t know about? Half of Texas burned down this summer, not much pity for those poor souls. To many of us out here in no man’s land, it all looked like a overblown “dry run” for something else. What…we can only imagine.
Still, Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, was full of warnings:
“I’ve got to imagine that the damage estimates are going to be in the billions of dollars, if not in the tens of billions of dollars,” Christie said in an interview with NBC’s “Meet the Press” program.
And Obama was more than concerned, something he has not been for weeks.:
“Many Americans ares till at serious risk of power outages and flooding, which could get worse in the coming days as rivers swell past their banks,” he added.
So, Texas can burn, the midwest can flood out, but the biggest disaster of the year is Hurricane Irene. Nobody Thinks the Democrats must really need the votes of the Eastern Seaboard in the next election. They might have to put Tucker Barnes on the White House lawn. The “organic material” coming out of that place makes Irene look like a harmless fluffy raincloud.
It’s Against the Law to Stay in New York, unless of course, You’re Illegal!
Nobody Reports
Yesterday Mayor Bloomberg finally addressed the severe illegal immigrant problem in New York.
“Staying behind is dangerous, staying behind is foolish, and it’s against the law, and we urge everyone in the evacuation zones not to wait until gale-force winds,” he said in a news conference from Coney Island as rain began to fall. “The time to leave is right now.”
Wait..no…he was talking about the true citizens of New York leaving because of Irene the massive hurricane that sort of did not become so massive. In other words, if you are born here, you’d better get out of new York because–as the man of integrity and sound rule of law says:
“It’s against the law to stay.”
Too bad he doesn’t apply that same logic to illegal aliens, because it really is against the law for all illegal immigrants to stay.
And it’s also too bad we will never hear Mayor Bloomberg say to the illegals, “The time to leave is right now.”
Gee Mayor…it took a hurricane to inspire those words?
In the meantime, President Obama is managing the whole FEMA operation all by himself, and taking charge of the hurricane as reported yesterday in Australia. Nobody thinks he did NOT want to let our Aussie friends down when he was heading out for Air Force One, and took command!
Bravo to our brave friends “down under” for making our President look like he’s doing something. And look carefully, he even has his own FEMA desk plate. That’s because nobody at FEMA would know who that fellow is if the sign wasn’t there.
Now…I wonder just how many people are walking up and down stairs tonight since Bloomberg said he was going to turn off all the elevators in all the buildings in New York? There MUST be a New York law that says you cannot put people in harm’s way by turning off their electricity so that they are stuck in the 99th floor and die of the heat, because otherwise, the Mayor would have left them on.
But there IS good news! At least, we are not in Tripoli,…wait…Tripoli has no electric, no water, no food…uh…isn’t Obama in charge of that too?
Okay, it’s Saturday night… New Yorker’s!! Hang in there! We are with ya!
Never Let a Good Hurricane Go To Waste
Nobody’s Opinion
Nothing like a hurricane to get your mind off a war. All day long, according to all reports, the world was going to end. Well, at least the eastern seaboard. Irene, the Irish bitch was coming. The President was so concerned about 65 million people and their last days on earth, that he left Martha’s Vineyard, mostly because it’s going to get hit with a lot of rain too…spoils golf time.
We’re Nobody’s Fool. If you think he left to go back to work, think again. He’ll be in Hawaii to finish that vacation in less time than it takes Joe Biden to think.
All the cops, the mayors, the governors, and the weathermen, were standing bravely in their raincoats weathering the wind and rain. “LEAVE! RUN!” , they all said, or if you stay, be sure you have everything you need to last you for weeks because that’s how long the power will be off. Also, leave us a note as to what to do with your body.”
NOBODY did not made that up. I actually heard them say this.
Still, ya gotta love the New Yorkers. Everyone is pretty much ignoring him for the good reason that, the storm is already losing power due to the fact that they all do when they hit land, and the eye is no longer there…its downgrading..by the time it hits Long Island, Obama will be eating pineapples in Hollywood.
STILL— Mayor Bloombomb of New York is shutting down the city. No subways, no buses, no trains, and you’d better not eat any salt, or you might get arrested…
And speaking of getting arrested…You might want to hide that Spanish guitar you have in the basement. Unless you belong to the New York Philharmonic, you could be busted for even owning an “endangered” wood. (Okay, I thought of Bill Clinton too…but let’s not go there.) The Gibson Guitar Manufacturing Company was “busted” into by ‘ARMED’ Fish and Wildlife government men, who took guitars, computers, and lots of wood. The company has not been formally charged with doing anything, but the stunt has cost the company over $1 million dollars.
Nobody Wins when a government goes out to bully and harass an American company that gives lots of non-union jobs, and also, money to the Republicans. This stinks of Nazi’s. There must be Jews making guitars. Somebody check.
Nobody Wonders just what kind of a deal Obama worked out in India on his last trip, and WHY they needed to be armed? What? Did they think Jeff Beck was going to rip their heads open with the neck of a Stratocaster?
Really, why don’t they just plant some more trees? What’s the problem here? We can bring snakes from Africa, why not Indian trees? Seems if the guitars are made in India by Indians, then the company can stay in business…and speaking of staying in business….
Poor Steve Jobs. He is on death’s doorstep, with that horrible pancreatic cancer. By the looks of him, maybe he should just go sit on Long Island and wait for Irene. Many are worried about how Apple is going to be able to keep its head after he’s gone, but then again, it seems by looking at him, he kept alive till he reached his final goal…making Apple the biggest company in the World. Nobody’s Perfect Steve, but when it came to business Steve, you came pretty close. Let’s hope you cheat death a good while longer…
And speaking of death..
Nobody Flashes the news that NATO has been on the ground in Libya all along! Who knew? France, England and the United States are chopping at the bits for their ‘due’ reward.
Leaving aside the massive profits from the rebuilding that Libya is now going to need, there are vast oil spoils to distribute. The Libyan oil industry produced 1.6 million barrels a day prior to the war. The country is thought to have 46 billion barrels of reserves – the largest in Africa.
Is it any wonder Putin is going around flexing his muscles? Still, Nobody Cares about the cost of this “war”. It seems, while the natives fought on the ground for their “land” no hospitals were around to take care of the wounded. A 10 -year-old was shot in the back, and had to lay in the hospital for days…all the doctors had left.
Nobody Remembers how Obama said we were getting in for ‘humanitarian’ reasons. Uh…tell that to the hundreds of corpses lying around. Still, what’s a few bodies when you have now the biggest oil field in Africa? Very smart. Use the natives on the front lines, then go in and grab the oil. (And since they were Al-Qaeda, Nobody Thinks it’s a good plan.)
And it’s all in the plans: When you have a hurricane disaster approaching, you prepare. I mean, really, how many people can AFFORD even the gas to escape Irene? Not to mention the hotel costs, the fast food, meals, and the pets? Nope. Stay home. Unless you are right on the beach.
As Rahm Emanuel would say, “Never let a crisis go to waste.” Scare the people really good, all 65 million of them, and they will go out and buy just about everything they can lay their hands on. Stocks will soar.
Chains such as Home Depot Inc, and Wal-Mart Stores Inc., were doing brisk business on Friday, selling water, flashlights, batteries and other goods in states standing in Irene’s potential track from the Carolinas to Massachusetts.
Nobody Reports that Ben Bernanke did not have to give any more stimulus from his elite meetings in Jackson Hole.
Irene…did it for him. Now, all we need is just one more earthquake…
When Obama Plays Golf, the Earth Quakes
Nobody Knows
Nobody knows what Obama was thinking today when he made this high kick on the golf course…but I have a few hints from his caddy.
1. Damn! I hit that shot so far the earth moved…did you feel it?
2. Hey, tell Fema not to worry, I just got Jeffery Immelt to build a few more factories in China. Call Joe and tell him wrestling with that sumo guy really helped out. Tell him I want him to ride some camels, and bring the horse back…Malia wants a pony.
3. How much was in Gaddafi’s bank account? $300 billion? Well boys, I say that deserves another round. Tell Hillary I want my check, pronto.
4. Michelle is eating taco’s with the kids? Hot damn. She’ll be gone for hours. I can go hit some hoops…if you catch my meaning.
5. Maxine told the tea party to go to hell? Damn. Give that woman a raise. What? The people are mad because I’m taking a vacation and playing golf? Well, you know where they can go. What? We had an earthquake? Damn…how lucky can you get?
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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