Nobody Reports: Oprah—You Did NOT Build That
Nobody Reports
In case everyone forgot, here’s the video of Oprah crying at Obama’s coming out Greek ceremony in 2008. What is so very AMAZING is the fact that Oprah…the RICHEST women in the United States, and yes…uh..she is…uh..BLACK…she could not believe that a black man would become President.
Either she is stupid, a hypocrite, getting paid to support Obama, or when she looks in the mirror, she sees a white person. That “black” face is the richest women in America. No white person held HER back.
Tell me Mr. President…Who helped Oprah build HER empire. She didn’t build her own riches?
Nobody Wonders if Oprah will make an appearance at the Democratic Convention this year. She helped push Obama into the Presidency. Will she do it again?
Or…is she one of the 1% that Obama is going to Tax?
Nobody Knows…but if she does appear, I think we are going to need a bigger chair.
Nobody’s Perfect: Chris Matthews VS the HP Computer
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, we have two contestants running for the Nobody’s Perfect award: Chris Matthews VS the HP computer.
I did not personally witness the Chris Matthews’ meltdown, but everyone was writing about how Chris was SURE that the Republicans speaking at the convention last week, were using code words to signal to all the white people in the nation that Obama was…black, therefore you must not vote for him.
Chris claimed the GOP’s racist “dog whistles” include such common terms as “welfare,” “food stamps,” “birth certificate,” “European socialism” and even “Chicago.”
Nobody Thinks he might have something here: For instance, I have a few more to add to the list: Watermelon. Chicken. Basketball. Girlfriend. Sucker. Watts. Grandma. Clinton. (first black President) mashed potatoes, corn biscuits, southern plantation, cotton, Chinese food, Bongs, Nike, Sweat pants, hooker, hood, Kenya, jive, Winston Churchill, beer…and Hawaii.
If anyone says ANY of those words…call him a racist. Especially Hawaii. Don’t let him get away with it.
This acute observation is coming from a man who not only, has only given donations to white people, and lives in an all white rich neighborhood, (Chevy Chase) but a man who once said following Obama’s first State of the Union address—
“You know, I forgot he was black tonight for an hour.”
In contention for the title of, “I’m really a racist but don’t (or won’t) admit it.” is the computer…Hewiett Packard. As you can see from the video below, it does NOT recognize black faces…only white ones.
Who’s the bigger racist here?
Mmmmm…Chris WILL recognize the black man, but it takes him about an hour. HP on the other hand, will never recognize one. Therefore HP should be added to Chris’s code words for white people being racist lists.
Next time you hear someone say the word HP…call him a racist, because obviously, it’s a code word heard and understood by only tribal white people.
Nobody Thinks, and I could be talking code here…I’m sure, that if the two people in the second video would take the jobs of Al Sharpton and Chris Mathews, it would be a more perfect world…and I can’t believe we live in a world where these two guys make money being idiots.
A computer can’t be racist–they just need to work on that program.
Therefore, Congratulations Chris Matthews..You win the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week! Good luck next week…you have a great chance to end up here …again.
The Captain Jack of Johnny Depp
Nobody Flashes
Johnny Depp it seems, has finally come into his real Captain Jack senses. Since France is determined to grab 75 percent of the “wealthy” in France, and Obama wants to basically, do the same…Jack is having to realized that maybe he should stay in America.
Johnny, who has houses in France, the US, and the Bahamas…will end up with no money, and he is not sure he likes it. He used to bash America, but now he is softening the blows.
“Well, I kind of do (live in America). I’m between wherever I end up on location, and then the States. (I left because) France wanted a piece of me. They wanted me to become a permanent resident. Permanent residency status—which changes everything. They just want …Dough Money…I’m certainly not ready to give up my American citizenship.”
Depp explains that if he spends more than 183 days a year in France he will have to pay income tax in both Europe and America, adding, “So you essentially work for free.”
Why did he move to France? Because he once said he would like his children to “See America as a toy, a broken toy, investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out.”
So, here’s what Nobody Wonders: If Obama is reelected, Johnny will have to move to somewhere where his money is not taxed.
Will Johnny move to Hong Kong…or be voting for Mitt Romney?
That secret will go deep into Johnny Jones’ locker, but this Nobody does Wonder how many other movie stars will be moving back to America. They all love socialism as long as they don’t have to pay.
The CURRENT Condition of Soros Propaganda–or Cleaning out the Fridge
Nobody’s Opinion
“I propose issuing Special Drawing Rights that the rich countries would pledge for the purpose of providing international assistance. ” George Soros
IF Obama loses the election, you will hear one of two thing: It was either because Mitt had more money, or it’s because tea party people are racist. That’s what they will blame it on. That will give the Obama supporters an excuse to not only riot, but go knock out more than a few grocery checkers.
Nobody suggests we hide the Mountain Dew now.
When McCain lost the election, everybody knew why he lost, and most people blamed it on the Republican party for running him in the first place. He was the most liberal candidate they could have run against Obama. What the HELL were they thinking? The only point in which he was conservative, was his almost consistent jingoes on whatever war we are in.
And then we got the McCain-Feingold act, which lead to the reason— I had such a bad day yesterday.
Let me explain: Yesterday, was “clean the fridge day.”
I turned on the TV as background to my “cleaning my fridge” chore, and by random, I found a NEW Direct TV station called “Current.”
Dummy me…I thought CM meant…Country Music. (Nobody’s Perfect.) I listened as I threw out last week’s leftovers.
The first program was a sweet, soppy piece on Obama. Obama was a BRILLIANT professor of law, adored by his students they said. They showed pictures of him talking in some library when he was a ‘professor’ and so now, dear voter, you should have known what a brilliant man he was…and still is. We didn’t think we had to tell you…you just should have known!
Right after that coronation crap, came a program called, “The Mormon Candidate.” According to this, Mitt Romney, horrors of all horrors, wears special underwear and belongs to the most insidious cult ever invented by man: The Mormons. Mitt’s grandfather was a polygamist. They swear an oath to “slit throats” and I quote here: “This man who may end up in the White House!”
My milk might not survive. My cucumbers were swiveling at the very thought.
The contrast between both segments could not have been written with more bias as to which man was being promoted as a great leader. Never mind the hypocrisy of the subject of polygamy…something that is entrenched in the Muslim religion and which Obama has never said a word against. At least the Mormons don’t stone their wives, or cut off their hands, or beat and kill them. And if Mitt’s habit of wearing Mormon underwear is his biggest crime—-I think we might be safe.
This Obama hypocrisy overwhelmed me as I threw out my cherry tomatoes…which…Have you noticed, only last about a day before they rot?
The next program was about the poor souls in Liberia. The rich, nasty oil companies have come in and literally killed millions— contaminated their water, and all they have left is to fight back and become terrorists against the greedy oil companies. They kidnap, and kill…and force those rich bastards to put up barbed wire around their golf courses…but they give their kids the oil to drink to cure the measles.
(Let’s send them the Mountain Dew. )
It was at that moment, that I found some terrorists of my own in my produce drawer. Rotten green onions had melted into some kind of horrible gook, which infected the lettuce, and that’s what happens when you don’t give the green onions enough money.
They start killing everything off.
After Liberia came the next program…legalizing Marijuana. It opened with 150,000 people attending a Marijuana festival in Seattle. Oh heavenly day! White people roamed free, got high, shared joints, and talked about communes and the Grateful Dead.
Okay. I have no idea what they talked about, my guess is: not much.
BUT…they interviewed an X-Banker who was rolling in dough from his newfound pot producing company.
Obama’s new jobs plan: Don’t build pipelines: Grow Grass!
But get this: Even though Colorado white people are spending their days making big bucks off of selling grass…the blacks in New York are being stopped and searched, and if they have a joint on them…they go to jail.
It’s racist plot against the poor minorities who, unlike the white people in California, can’t just enjoy their joints without being racially molested by the NYPD.
Never mind the OBVIOUS way to stop all this is to: Just do NOT carry a joint in your pocket and walk around New York with it. …idiots.
By the time the program got to the “right-wing” Nazi’s in Russia, I was ready to throw a rather freezer burned 4 pound pork roast at my ‘NOT HD TV.”
So, Joyanna…you may ask—Why do you blame McCain/Feingold for any of this?
In my usual way: I call it the Jurassic Park Chaos With a Headache Theory,….Other people call it a full moon.
The American people did not demand campaign finance reform, anymore than we demanded Obamacare. George Soros funded groups like Media Matters and MOVEon.org…to push that though Congress: Here’s the reason from Horowitz:
By pushing McCain /Feingold through Congress, Soros cut off the Democrats’ soft money supply. By forming the Shadow Party, Soros offered the Democrats an alternate source…one which he personally controlled. As a result, the Democrats are now heavily perhaps irretrievably dependent on Soros. it seems reasonable to suppose that from its inception campaign finance reform was a Soros power play to gain control of the Democratic Party.
AND…Al Gore owns Current TV. George Soros funded Al Gore’s Presidential run. The Clintons, Al Gore, and Barack Obama are all in the Shadow control now… of George Soros.
George Soros wants to legalized drugs, have a one world government controlled by a few elites (him of course) and keep Obama in Power. In his one world banking Government he wants to redistribute wealth from rich countries to poor countries, because that’s why Muslims and terrorist commit crimes:
Because…they are poor. Nobody suggests we send them some Mormon underwear. I hear it’s magic.
The good news is: My fridge looks great, no thanks to John McCain, who if he had not been such a liberal ninny…Current TV would never exist.
So much for sour grapes.
Nobody’s Email: Obama’s Love for Islam
Nobody Gets Email
I’m combining two emails I got this week (video and email) because I think it’s important for everyone to remember that Obama keeps his love for Islam well hidden. But, watch this video…and be worried. Did Obama HELP the Muslim Brotherhood come into power in Egypt? Makes you wonder. Remember that when you see him at his big party next week.
And as for the ‘sign’ on the Texas Mall door…I probably would have taken out my lipstick and marked over it “GOD BLESS AMERICA” ..after all…the lst amendment is still my right too.
(Thanks to Pattie)
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In Houston, Texas, Harwin Central Mall: The very first store you come to when you walk from the lobby of the building into the shopping area had this sign posted on their door. The shop is run by Muslims:
In case you are not able to read the sign below, it says,
“We will be closed on Friday, September 11, to commemorate the martyrdom of Imam Ali.”
Imam Ali flew one of the planes into the twin towers.
Nice Huh? Try telling me we are not in a religious war. This has not been around so make sure it does.






