Nobody’s Perfect: Obama Has Binders Too!
Nobody’s Perfect
Today, we see that Obama has binders too!
Somebody should check to see just HOW many women have been put in Obama’s binder.
Having said that: To come out with a plan a few weeks BEFORE the election?
Sort of like: “Don’t have time to read it? Well..I WAS going to wait until after the election to put it out, but uh…uh…I thought you might have to read it to see what’s in it!”
(Notice how THIN it is.)
So, let me get this straight. Obamacare was about a trillion pages long…and that’s was just one aspect…but his plans for “jobs” is only about two pages?
Which means the women’s section on jobs might be a full paragraph, and the rest is about electric cars and solar panels.
Proof that Harvard is way overpriced.
Mr. President: Don’t you know NOBODY puts women in binders anymore? For SHAME.
The Last Debate—The Flapping Flag
Nobody Reports
Here’s the lowdown on the debate tonight: Mitt stayed above petty attacks, and Obama made long speeches about how he was going to do all the things Mitt says he is going to do.
I’m beginning to think that’s his strategy. Talk like a conservative.
Mitt looked Presidential, Obama looked angry. Mitt looked humble, Obama looked cocky. And he acted cocky too. 
Obama is running on the same promises he ran on before. By now, it’s really boring. There were times last night when Obama was talking that I was almost falling asleep. Not much of what he says he has done matches reality. And he keeps repeating over and over the same old lines: Add teachers, and jobs, and tax the rich people, and add more teachers…
Nobody knew Mitt was going to win tonight because 1st) He has wanted to be President for some time now, he’s hungry for it: and 2nd)…and this may seem silly, but like many people looking for a win, I was searching for that lucky charm tonight before the debate, and I got it.
It’s not scientific at all. I was taking my nightly walk around the block tonight, and every night, there is one house that I consider sacred. At this house, there is a very tall flag pole in the front yard, with a big American flag that is there night and day. You can see this flag from the next block because he has three floodlights on it. It must have cost a good $800 to put up. This is the house of a VERY proud American, and not afraid to show it.
I’m usually deep in thought when I’m walking around the block but tonight—for the first time ever, I heard that flag flap…loudly in the wind as I walked by. It was a snap, a loud snap. It made me turn….. As if it was saying to me…’YES. I AM still here, and I WILL win.”
And I was thinking to myself…you know, that the first time you’ve heard that flag snap. In fact, when was the last time you even heard that sound?
Okay. I don’t get out much…but tonight I took it as a sign.
As I looked at that flag tonight, I knew Romney would win. It was going to be a GOOD night. I just knew it. It was a gut feeling.
I also knew the Cardinals would lose.
Hey! Donald Trump says he always has gut feelings, why can’t I?
Tonight was a very good night. Tonight, it was obvious which man had studied, and which man thought he could just get by on his slick tongue. Tomorrow you won’t believe your ears when all the democratic minions spin how wonderful Obama was…but anyone who actually watched the debate, will know. Obama was…grasping. He’s going down.
I HAVE been planning on buying one of those “RIP” Halloween plastic gravestones to put under my 1776 flag that I have flying on my porch, if Obama wins.
But now, I just might have to add another flag…and a maybe a few floodlights of my own. 
Yes, it was a GOOD night.
And when Mitt Romney becomes Preisdent, it will be an even better year.



