Nobody’s Email: Michelle in Skinny Jeans…(expensive) Skinny Jeans…
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Evidently, Michelle Obama would rather wear a real hot sexul outfit to a Kids Choice Award, than anything that would give the kids the idea that she was actually a “MOM.” My self, I think if I were her— I would have had second thoughts about the “skinny” jeans. That’s the biggest front zipper that I’ve ever seen! Or did she stable that together? Doesn’t the White House have Mirrors?
Do I sound catty? Well? Sure I do! Even in Las Vegas, that’s a bit…suggestive. But then again, all the Obama’s got left is “style.” The substance is just not there. And…where are the bangs?
And for the amount of money it costs for the taxpayers to send her there, they could have left open the White House for another four years.
So, the only answer to this problem, is to reopen the White House and put them up in a Holiday Inn. After all, it’s being remodeled anyway…how much is THAT costing?
Whatever.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
A new standard in First Lady fashion.
$1,596,899.49 to attend a one day national event dressed like a hooker. Many thanks to the 51% that voted them back in!


If there is one thing that a chap learns from day #1 with a woman, it is NEVER to criticise their clothes. It is forbidden. That apple on the Garden of Eden was only because there were no clothes back then. If the use of fig leaves was already de rigeure God would not have needed to mention anything about trees and fruit. Even the snake would have been redundant. Adam would have been banned and thrown out by Eve without as much as a bite of apple peel for suggesting that a wrap-around palm frond might be more suitable and cover her rear as well. And even God could not help him if she had asked if her bum looked fat in a Aspidestra.
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