Freedom To Be Fools: Geraldo & Melissa
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In America, you are free to make a complete fool of yourself. No matter what age, what sex, or what party affiliation. Freedom to make us all laugh and wonder….Geraldo thinks we want to see how sexy he is, and the MSNBC host, Melissa Harris-Perry, wants us to see how pretty tampons are without the blood! Okay. She said she is protesting Texas for not letting women get abortions whenever they feel like they just don’t want that live thing growing in their belly.
The caption under Gerald said, “Notice, he has rose colored glasses one.” So in that vein, the caption under Melissa …..should be,
“I didn’t make it to Neiman Marcus today.”
“What? Sometimes I just can’t find a bathroom.”
“My husband doesn’t understand why I get crabby. So I wear these to remind him.”
“I’ve already filed for a design patent. Martha Stewart has signed up for a matching necklace.”
“I feel pretty! Very Pretty! I’m so pretty I simply have wings!”
“You TOO, can be the next woman on the block to be the envy of every women who goes out WITHOUT one!”
“I’m a perfect fit guys, I’m ready. Call my agent at MSNBC and ask for Operation Texas. ”
What comes out of her head, is the same as what she wears on it. Fluff and cotton, filled with bloody hatred for Texas.
As for Geraldo? Somebody tell me this is photo-shopped…PLEASE! If that’s the next 70, I’m not sure I want to see the next 100.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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