Nobody’s Email: Spitting Contest Between Dolphin and Man
Nobody Gets Email
I am definitely putting this on my bucket list!
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
Nobody Remembers Walt Whitman and The Seduction of Monika Lewinsky
Nobody Remembers
I CELEBRATE myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you…
Walt Whitman or Bill Clinton?
Here’s a bit of trivial fun: Bill Clinton gave both Hillary AND Monica Lewinsky copies of Walt Whitman’s Leaves of Grass. Clever really. Bill, I’m sure figured it was a lot better than leaving a trace of your old love letters around for some future Presidential scandal. (ha ha ha) No, Bill wanted the ladies to know that he wanted to have sex, but he also wanted them to think that he was in love with them, when he really wasn’t. Bill Clinton in love? I doubt that has ever happened. I don’t recall him ever mentioning “love” in his autobiography. But wait…
I’m off the subject: This is about Walt. (I think.)
Bill really liked Walt, and it’s no wonder. If Bill had lived in Walt’s time, no doubt they would have been lovers. Walt was ‘gay’ but even more than that, he was full of himself..just like Bill.
If you read Leaves of Grass, you truly can feel that Bill and Walt were like two peas in a pod of lust…for themselves. Yes, Bill and Walt, besides being both democrats, had another characteristic that they shared:
The great talent of self-promotion.
The reason any of us remembers Walt is because Walt was a master not only of writing obscene poetry, he was great at promoting himself.
Like Bill, Walt could really sell himself:
From A History of the American People by Paul Johnson:
Whitman first published his central work, Leaves of Grass, in 1855, when it consisted of twelve poems and ninety-five pages. He republished it, with as much fanfare as he could muster, in 1856, with additions, and this process of republications continued until the sixth edition, in 1881, had 293 poems and 382 pages. He reviewed his own poetry often, both anonymously and under pseudonyms, wrote articles about himself and promoted biographies. He planted news-stores. He said: “The public is a thick- skinned beast and you have to keep whacking away on its hide to let it know you’re there.” He was his own iconographer, promoting photos and portraits of himself and editing them. He built up his own biographical archive, a practice followed by Berthold Brecht in the next century. He even designed his own tomb. He was the first American poet to employ free verse on a large scale, as a device for attracting attention, and the first to make a virtue of obscenity, thereby getting himself written about (and prosecuted.) He conned Emerson into writing him a letter and then published it to boost himself. He described his own body as “perfect” a theme taken up by his votaries, who compared him to Christ: actually he was an ungainly youth who became an ugly old men. He got a letter from Tennyson but let it be known that it was so fulsome in his praise that modesty forbade him to publish it. He wrote a sixty-four page promotional pamphlet to sell his third edition but did not acknowledge authorship till twenty-three years later. As visitors like Henry Thoreau discovered, he was not only eager to talk about himself but reluctant to have the conversation stray from the subject for long.
The first edition of Leaves of Grass sold only ten copies and Whitman had to give the rest away. But by the end of his life he was already a cult figure on both sides of the Atlantic, and his fame, and the interest in his work and personality, have continued to increase.
TELL me that doesn’t sound like Bill Clinton. Yes, I can just see old Bill now, reciting Walt Whitman to Monica:
Undrape! you are not guilty to me, nor stale nor discarded,
I see through the broadcloth and gingham whether or no,
And am around, tenacious, acquisitive, tireless, and cannot be shaken away.
Houses and rooms are full of perfumes, the shelves are crowded with perfumes,
I breathe the fragrance myself and know it and like it,
The distillation would intoxicate me also, but I shall not let it.
The atmosphere is not a perfume, it has no taste of the distillation, it is odorless,
It is for my mouth forever, I am in love with it,
I will go to the bank by the wood and become undisguised and naked,
I am mad for it to be in contact with me.
You have to wonder….Bill figured he could seduce just about any woman with Leaves of Grass…
We know Monika read it, but Hillary? She probably gave her copy to Huma.
Nobody’s Fool: Dick Morris
Nobody’s Fool
Obama has been quite the successful President hasn’t he? I still can’t get over our astronauts having to go to Russia to get a ride into outer space….
Well, that’s a big loss, but not as big a loss as the loss of free speech on the internet everywhere.
Is this really going to happen? Will the only place we be able to tell our real thoughts be on our XBOX’s?
While I am still having trouble wondering WHY Dick Morris worked for the Clintons’ for so long…
Dick is…Nobody’s Fool. I try not to miss any of his video’s.
Thanks Dick, you win the Nobody’s Fool Award for surviving the Clinton machine and coming to your senses.
Not many people who have worked with them, have lived to tell the tale.
Nobody Knows, What Will Happen Next….
Nobody Knows
—if the killers that massacred the poor people in San Bernardino tonight, will all be dead by dawn.
Let’s hope so.
—how long we will have to listen to the liberal media, go on and on wondering WHY a devout Muslim American and his brother, went in and slaughtered people at a Christmas party? It could NOT be because they were Muslims out to kill some Christians…so why? What motivated these people? That’s all the hosts of CNN can come up with. Somehow they missed the headlines:
—How they missed the other clue from ISIS: “Three lions made us proud. They are still alive,” one ISIS adherent tweeted in Arabic after the shootings at Inland Regional Center in San Bernardino.
—if the shooters turn out to be Muslims terrorists, will Obama continue to just treat them as simple “criminals?”
—why this place didn’t have any armed security guards?
—how long they are going to ‘milk’ this tragedy to give Hillary time to relax, and just come out with tweets against the NRA?
And in other news:
—why Obama didn’t come home from Paris with some kind of signed Global Warming agreement, (he didn’t) and is there anybody else but me who thinks that all Obama’s calm and upbeat demeanor of the whole affair a simple cover up for what really happened..Obama got a lot of anger from other leaders for letting ISIS get so bad. That’s why he is always smiling in every picture and nobody else is.
—-how relieved the Clinton’s must be that Sandy Berger is now dead. After all, he personally stole documents for Bill in the National Achieves, and Sandy KNOWS probably at least half of the Clinton’s dirty secrets. After all, this IS Hillary’s last chance to be ‘elected.’ It was also Berger who helped the Chinese get OUR technology so that they could catch up to us, and now they can destroy us. In case you need a refresher course on this man…read here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Berger
—Nobody knows how the new name of ISIS that John Kerry uses, Daesh, a name THAT is suppose to insult ISIS, who would no doubt take it as a compliment. It means…”One who tramples.”
And speaking of one who tramples…
—Nobody Knows how Rahm Emanuel is feeling about having the blacks in his city wanting his resignation? Does he feel betrayed by Obama? Does he feel like the President of a university who want him to be replace with a black man?
—And will he step down? (Hahaha) Is Obama deserting him?
—if Jeb Bush will ever make it pass Rubio, or Cruz, in the polls, let alone Donald Trump..
…If anybody is buying those very expensive coffee machines and if they do, are they mad at themselves because they did?
….If Star Wars is going to be a big disappointment…
….If Janet Yelled is going to raise the rate BEFORE the year is out…
….if I can stop eating pretzels.
….if Kissinger is still alive?
…what dogs really think when they are lying next to your feet.
My dog, just went to bed. And I think I will too. It was another sad day in America.
Don’t Worry…Be Happy….Uh…Be…Happy? Uh…Be…
Nobody Wonders
What a day, or should I say what a night….
Last night Ted Koppel was on Coast to Coast promoting his new book…Lights out:
The possibility that terrorists or a hostile foreign state could take down the American power grid either by a cyber attack or by an electromagnetic pulse attack is one of those haunting possibilities that keep strategic planners from sleeping peacefully at night. In “Lights Out: A Cyber attack, a Nation Unprepared, Surviving the Aftermath,” Ted Koppel, one of America’s most experienced and best-known journalists, has attempted to show readers why the danger is real, the degree to which the authorities are unprepared and the steps we can take now to be ready when the power goes down.
Don’t worry…be happy.
I fell asleep to that, and then on the radio this morning, the host was trying to make the case that we should let all the Syrians into St. Louis, because gee…look how great the Bosnians worked out! They took jobs in St. Louis that no one would do, like being truck drives, and took over a black neighborhood that was abandoned and now made it their own little enclave, and how Syrians would add to our country because a lot of them are EDUCATED! Degrees in tech, doctors, etc..and how VERY well vetted they would all be…
Don’t worry…be happy.
And all I kept thinking was…right. Never mind if one of these lovely Syrians got here and did a cyber attack like Ted Koppel is warning us about, or strapped a big bomb on himself, got over to our local nuclear waste dump, and blew himself up…thereby putting the whole city of St. Louis, AND the water supply of the Mississippi into eternal hiatus.
Don’t worry…be happy.
Only to hear repeatedly throughout the day a commercial from some mom saying that the government wants us to PAY for that nuclear cleanup, and it MIGHT take forty years, and since it was going to be moved by truck throughout the state it MIGHT spill, and we the voters would have to pay millions in taxes to have it done… and we should just leave it!
Don’t worry be happy…
And then a poll saying that Donald Trump, in fact EVERY GOP candidate, would lose to Hillary in the 2016 Presidential election. (oh sure)
Don’t worry…be happy…
And now, three gunman have gone into some disabled center and shot up (no doubt killed) a bunch of people and got away. (Of course they did, they had masks on and an SUV) and my VERY first thought after hearing some white guy say on the news “We have GOT to do something about these shootings.”
And ALL I can think of is that I have no doubt in my mind that Obama would stage a few of these gun shootings himself just to be able to do an executive order…
Would Obama do that you ask? You bet he would. If he thought he could get by with it, absolutely.
Don’t worry…be happy.
By the way, Nobody Wonders…can we get some GOOD news?
Global Warming is Real, Men and Women’s Brains are Equal, and Elvis is Alive
Nobody’s Wins
Who would have thought, that in our lifetime—- that a whole race of intellectual idiots, would try desperately to change, what historically has been know since Lucy walked on the African plains, the fact that that men and women are really VERY different. Not so much say the intellectuals. 
It’s almost as if we all woke up one morning and the Washington Post declared that the earth did not rotate around the sun, sleep is not good for you, Marilyn Monroe was not sexy, and if you plant a tomato in winter, it will grow by spring.
It’s bad enough that they want to brainwash our babies from birth to be little state moronic progressive slaves—- now in their quest for humanity to all be “equal”— they want us all to forget our genders. (Don’t look down.)
Not only are the elites of the world trying to socially engineer us all to believe that Angelina Jolie really can take out over 100 men with leg kicks, kissing the same sex is fun, and every religion has the same equal value, they are now trying to convince us that men and women’s brains are actually, not much different! Some dweebs that no doubt are also working for Al Gore, have published the news that they did some brain scans and found out the amazing news.
From Drudge:
This means that, averaged across many people, sex differences in brain structure do exist, but an individual brain is likely to be just that: individual, with a mix of features. “There are not two types of brain,” says Joel.
If a neuroscientist was given someone’s brain without their body or any additional information, they would still probably be able to guess if it had belonged to a man or a woman. Men’s brains are larger, for example, and are likely to have a larger number of “male” features overall. But the new findings suggest that it is impossible to predict what mix of brain features a person is likely to have based on their sex alone.
Joel envisions a future in which individuals are not so routinely classified based on gender alone. “We separate girls and boys, men and women all the time,” she says. “It’s wrong, not just politically, but scientifically – everyone is different.”
What a bunch of crock. Scientifically? Really? I want to see Hillary beat up Obama, don’t you? Okay. Bad example. How about Chris Christie?
Calling doctor Carson…Calling doctor Carson….Calling Dr. Carson…
He’s not here: So, let’s go look at the differences of the male/female brain from another source: From the book: What Could He Be Thinking? How a Man’s Mind Really Works by Michael Gurian (p.11)
Differences in spatial: The male brain has developed over millions of years toward a bioenvironmental trend of hunting and building. His brain, due to the surge of testosterone in the womb and again at puberty, are partly responsible for the male’s increased reliance on spatial and mechanical strategies in the brain. These surges had a special effect on spatial functions in the right hemisphere of the male brain.
Differences in verbal’s: Because the male brain is devoting more cortical areas to spatial, it tends to devout less cortical areas to word use and word production than the female. This is why a man will tend to spend his free time tossing a football or playing a video game, whereas a woman might chat on the phone or curl up with a book.
Connecting the right and left hemispheres of our brains is a small bundle of nerves called the corpus callosum. This set of nerves allows cross talk between the two hemispheres. In men, the corps callosum is, on average, about 25 percent smaller than in women. The male brain does its language in the left hemisphere, while women use six or seven cortical areas of language in both hemispheres.
Differences in brain chemicals: Men has less serotonin than woman. As a result, men tend to act impulsively to a greater degree than women. Men have less oxytocin than women., the ‘tend and befriend’ instinct.
Different bonding strategies: Men bond without talking, doing action, like playing basketball. Women bond by talking.
Action first, talk second: Lower levels of serotonin and oxytocin contribute to the male brain’s biological tendency to choose action first and talk second. The male brain also does not hear as well. The male brain respond more quickly to more obvious visual signals in action. (JAMES BOND)
Hormones; Men have up to twenty times more testosterone than women. Testosterone affects the formation of the male brain, the size of the corpus callosum, the spatial activity in the right hemisphere and hundreds of other qualities.
The amygdala is larger in men than women, leading to increased aggression.
The hippocampus, the memory center, is larger in woman than in men, there are more neural pathways from it to emotive centers in woman than in men.
And my personal favorite: Women’s brains don’t rest. (zone out, take a break) the way men’s brains do. There is 15 percent more blood flow into he female brain than in the male, with more brain centers lit up in the female brain at a given moment than in the male.
In other word…when you ask a man what he is thinking about, and he says…”Nothing”…It’s true. And that’s why I think whoever did this stupid study, was probably a bunch of men, who were really zoned out in front of their XRAY scanning machines and the football game came on.
Sure, there are cross brains: Women who are great at math, men who LOVE to talk and are really good at it, but the majority of us are just born what we are…female and male.
And to try to act like there ARE no differences in the species is about as ignorant as saying there really is no moon in the sky.
The only way you are going to get the ‘gender’ equality that they want, is if you pump male hormones into a female fetus, and vice versus….but you still won’t have a true male or female.
Only years of evolution will change that…and so far…if the elites think that they can change millions of years of evolution, then next time they say men and women are really equal, you might ask them HOW that evolved again? At what moment did the man stay in the cave and sleep while the woman went out and hunted the saber tooth tiger?
And they claim WE are not scientific.
The people that are running the world are REALLY screwed up.
Now, excuse me while I got back to reading my book.
Did Leo Rape the Bear?
Nobody Report
Thank God Drudge warns us…
In an effort to shock and awe and drag the MOST people out of their happy Christmas Hallmark movie marathon, and worried that millions of people are celebrating Christmas, instead of celebrating “climate change” it’s been reported that If you go to Dicaprio in his new movie Revenant, you will see what REAL “rape” is all about!
Forget those Mexicans..watch out for mother nature.
The new movie ‘REVENANT’ features a shocking scene of a wild bear raping Leo DiCaprio!
The explicit moment from Oscar winning director Alejandro Inarritu has caused maximum controversy in early screenings. Some in the audience escaped to the exits when the Wolf of Wall Street met the Grizzly of Yellowstone.
The story of rural survivalism and revenge reaches new violent levels for a mainstream film.
The bear flips Leo over and thrusts and thrusts during the explicit mauling.
“He is raped — twice!”
YES! the message is: Move to the city where you will be safe, where you only have to worry about being robbed and killed!…And we can keep a watch on you!
My husband wanted to go see this movie…
I can’t wait to tell him…
Will the Walking Dead have a rape scene between Darrel and a Wolverine?
Wait…for…it.
Funny—why is it more appalling to liberals when men and GAYS are raped? Women…not so much.
Can you guess?
UPDATE: The liberal press says Drudge has got it all wrong. That rape didn’t happen.
Nobody thinks that maybe Leo raped the bear. I can’t wait to find out. 







