Can Global Warming Cause Plane Crashes?
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Nobody Wonders
Can the democrats blame the new GOP Congress for this? I can see the headlines now:
“Global Warming caused the 9th Asian Airline crash…the point of no return is near.”
Tea Party conservatives hold back legislation, but the sky is blue, the sun is yellow and global warming is real.
Bad weather is caused by global warming.
Nobody Says…the science is in—the REAL science….People claiming global warming is real, are missing brain cells.
Is it Safe? Or…If Soda Is Bad for You..What’s in that Vaccine?
Nobody Knows–
How the democrats do it, but it truly is amazing….
FIRST: Obama FLOODS the country with illegal’s, carrying diseases. Measles which was non-existence in the United States in the year 2000 is now making a big comeback thanks to Obama. (A form of polio made it’s appearance also, but they are keeping that one quiet.)
And who is getting ripped apart for this? The conservatives. Why, they hate children and too many of them are afraid to vaccinate their children, and that’s why we have an epidemic.
Not because of our Obama’s open borders policy no…it’s the stupid American people’s fault. Because of all the stupid people who didn’t get their children vaccinated. WHAT?
So, just who are these children running to clinics getting treated for measles? Have you seen reported just how many of them recently entered the country and brought it in with them?
No, and you won’t.
SECOND: In 2008, both Grandma Hillary and Daddy Obama thought vaccines could be causing autism. Obama said this when he was campaigning in Pennsylvania:
“We’ve seen just a skyrocketing autism rate. Some people are suspicious that it’s connected to the vaccines. This person included.”
Today, the wise Yoda of the Grandma’s Hillary said this:
“The science is clear: The earth is round, the sky is blue, and #vaccineswork. Let’s protect all our kids. #GrandmothersKnowBest.”
Why the big turnaround? She’s running for President, and saw another opening to put down conservatives when Rand Paul said this.
Paul, a Republican from Kentucky who is considering a 2016 presidential bid and who also formerly was a practicing physician, said on CNBC that vaccines could cause serious problems in children. Sen. Rand Paul, an ophthalmologist from Kentucky, suggested that he has heard of “many tragic cases of walking, talking, normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines”
So, who’s right?
Both of them are.
Hillary is right in saying that vaccines save lives. They do…whole diseases on the planet have been wiped out with vaccines.
Rand Paul is right also. There HAVE been cases reported where kids have come down with mental disorders after having been vaccinated. And more than just a few. I’ve listened to their mothers and fathers on too many radio stations.
And here is where the problem really is in My Nobody’s Opinion.
Long ago, children got a combination of about 5 different disease in one shot. Rubella, Mumps, Measles.
But now, there can be up to 23 different viruses in a serous of shots, and the effects of all those viruses have never fully been put under much testing. They really don’t know how all those virus will react in accordance to each other.
We are all snowflakes. There is no guarantee that your child won’t be affected by just one of the combinations of viruses.
Add to that the fact that now, and in the future, most all vaccines will be made in China.
In the U.S., we have supporting institutions such as the market economy, democracy, media monitoring, civil society, as well as a well-developed business ethics code, but these are all still pretty much absent in China. “China is a vaccine-producing power with more than 30 companies that have an annual production capacity of nearly 1 billion doses “— the largest in the world, the country’s State Food and Drug Administration told The Associated Press.
If consumers worldwide are weary of Made in China products, China’s food and drug safety record in recent years hardly inspires confidence. In 2007, Chinese cough syrup killed 93 people in Central America; one year later, contaminated blood thinner led to dozens of deaths in the United States while tainted milk powder poisoned hundreds of thousands of Chinese babies and killed six.
Not to mention, Bill Gates believes that vaccines could be use to take care of the world’s population problem…so is it any wonder that with all the lying that is going on in Washington, that many people just don’t trust the government? Especially when both Nancy Pelosi and John Boehner want to make it mandatory that every child have a shot.
All they had to do was do what we did before: make sure all people coming INTO America were healthy and were up to date on their vaccinations.
But..that would slow down their big North American merger plans.
So Grandma Hillary, the earth is round, the sky is blue, and you can get deathly sick from an over the counter pill..I know, I have in the past. And the common man has NO clue what is in most of these vaccines. Will we wake up one day when some health official Snowden tells us we’ve all been neutered by our vaccines?
Do vaccines cause autism? Nobody really knows…but a mandated vaccine to the population by our government with vaccines from China where there is no oversight, would just be anther freedom lost.
It should be between the parent and the doctor. …but…why let a crisis go to waste? Right?
Nobody Wants a Tee-Shirt
Nobody Reports
Nobody thinks it’s only right that a coach from a Boston Team called the Patriots wear a shirt that says, “Don’t Tread On Me.”
I want one….
Nobody’s Perfect: Coach Pete Carroll VS France
Nobody’s Perfect
This week was a no-brainer. We have two contestants who SHOULD have won their respective contests, but blundered beyond comprehension.
First Up: The coach of the Seahawks, Pete Carroll, who by making the wrong call in Superbowl history, lost the game.
This writer sums it up …perfectly:
It was the height of stupidity, the epitome of idiocy, moronic nirvana.
It was a mistake of monstrous and monumental proportion, the Great Wall of dumb surrounding the Grand Canyon of dumber.
It went down in flames, and it will go down in history, quite simply and simple-mindedly, as “The Call.”
It was, by acclamation and without argument outside the Seattle Seahawks brain trust, the most imbecilic, senseless, defenseless, half-witted, empty-headed, brain-dead call in the history of organized football – and every other sport known to man in the history of the world.
And then there’s France.
France, has the reputation of being number one in the world of fine cuisine. The French got that honor right after they got rid of the guillotines and gave the government back to the rich Kings, and put the chefs back to work.
But this week…the French LOST the international chef contest! In fact, it placed…
Get your forks ready…7th!
From the National Post:
PARIS — It is considered to have one of the finest cuisines in the world. But France faced gastronomic humiliation after it failed to make the podium on home soil in a global cooking championship.
Norway won this year’s gold medal in the Bocuse d’Or, a contest often described as the World Cup of chefs. France only managed to muster seventh place in the competition in which chefs must “demonstrate creativity, spontaneity and the mastery of their art”.
Rubbing more salt into the wound, America – home of fast food and “le hamburger” – took silver, a historic first, with Sweden clinching the bronze.
This is truly epic: America, land of chicken McNuggests, Whoppers, sloppy Joes, and onion rings, came in…second.
This could be an international crisis.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
How did our losers handle their defeat?
Nicolas Davouze, the main French Chef, who had high hopes for his “facon grenobloise and guinea fowl truffee petites farces bourgeoisis” said:
“Whatever happens, I have no regrets. I gave everything.”
(He forgot to put salt on the truffee petites, I’m sure of it.)
Coach Carroll said:
“We were going to run the ball in to win the game, but not on that play. I didn’t want to waste a run play on their goal-line guys. It was a clear thought, but it didn’t work out right. The guy (Butler) made a play that no one would have thought he could make.”
(Evidently the ONLY person in the world who didn’t imagine what would happen was Pete Carroll. )
Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
The French have held the tradition of making god awful crepes stuffed with cream crudités a la fish for ages, and will continue to win, all they need to do is get new judges next year.
Pat Carroll’s “call’ on the other hand, will NEVER be forgotten. Not even in France. Not even while dining out at the finest restaurants in all the world, right now, at this VERY moment people are eating their dinners and saying—-CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT CALL?
Congratulations Pete! You may have lost the Superbowl but you have won the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week!
I suggest if any of us happen to run into Pete, we all buy him a drink, and suggest he take a nice long trip to France, where he will feel…more at home where he can share a heartfelt cri de coeur. (cry in French.)
There’s always next year.
Scandals ARE…Money in the Bank
Nobody Flashes
In the mad men world of advertizing, a scandal is a GOOD thing. And in this economy to get the less than 1 percent to spend $10,000 on a football game takes MORE than good luck…it takes well-timed…
Advertisement. Preferably free. And there’s nothing more free than a well placed scandal. 
Some would say, the whole scandal of the deflated football a week leading UP to the Superbowl, made just that many more people want to watch it…and they did.
Nielsen said the game averaged 111.5 million viewers, a record for a U.S. television program, according to Fox, which broadcasted the game.
Add to that the cost of a Tom Brady’s Jersey, and merchandising, and CEO’s were rolling in next year’s latest private jet designs.
America NEVER lets a good scandal go to waste
Another Scandal that made lemonade out of a lemon was The Interview:
It was reported that North Korea hacked into Sony and was mad about the picture, even though, pictures have been made about Kim Jong Un before, this one really pissed him off.
And so a nation was advised to do their patriotic duty and go see the film. It was up on Netflick and Youtube within nano seconds, even though we were told it might be dangerous to watch it.
First up, the hard data. Sony is reporting the film made $15 million from the on demand outlets and $2.8 million from the theaters showing the movie. That’s kind of staggering on a bunch of levels. The film has been downloaded – legally – about 2 million times and the result is a number very much in line with original, pre-controversy estimates. (Box office analysts were predicting it would make about $20 million had it opened in wide release.) What those numbers don’t take into account is the two weeks of non-stop press surrounding the film, which undoubtedly raised awareness much higher than its traditional marketing would have.
So Nobody Wonders: Did someone really deflate a football to win a football game?
Did North Korea really hack Sony, or was it just a Sony employee?
In either case, the end results were money in the proverbial scandalized bank of…the One percent, who are somewhere no doubt DREAMING up the next big scandal.
And that’s why…they stay at the top. 
Obama: Future Beer Tycoon?
Nobody’s Opinion
After watching this today…I THINK I can guess the answer into why Obama is always going to every tavern and drinking beer. Remember the garden beer summit with the cop? He NEVER misses a St. Patty’s day drop at the local pub. Have you noticed? Obama loves to go drinking at the pubs in every city.
Not every small business owner feels the love from Obama’s boozy visits. the president’s drop-in to an Iowa State Fair beer tent in August left the owner claiming $25,000 in losses. But other tent owners nearby reported that the president’s visit had zero effect on their sales. Obama even bought drinks for some in the crowd, leading many to chant, “Four more beers
I thought he was just all for photo-ops. But…now, I want to know more. Is this video an advertisement for Obama’s beer, or what?
Every year we hear about the cost of a commercial being broadcast during the Superbowl. But..how about the price of a commercial just BEFORE the game?
How much would that cost? Usually millions per minute.
So, how much would it cost a President who wanted the eyes of a nation, on HIM?
Nothing. I’m sure whoever runs Obama’s PR machine thought this was the perfect time for Obama to push his brand AND his beer: First…start with the picture of him warming up with a football with Bo.
Get the football fans AND the puppy bowl…covered.
Obama used the audience of the pregame Superbowl free to sell beer. I couldn’t believe it. There he was, looking skinny, preppy, and just the sweetest ordinary guy in the world act.
The— I’m just like all you people In America watching football act—- that he has down pat.
And SKINNY. His neck was searching for a shoreline.
He wasn’t selling beer you say..the recipe is online. It’s FREE! No…he just tasted the beer, talked about the beer, displayed the beer, and if you go online, you’d be amazed at what you can find on the White House beer. 
(We’ll get into this later)
As you can see, I could only find this fluff piece on Youtube, where he talked about the beer. But that interview was a LOT longer..more like ten minutes. While Obama was pushing and bragging about the White House Beer,( from the honey in Michelle’s Garden), he was telling America how WONDERFUL America is after six years of his Presidency. We all have jobs, we all are happy, the future is looking GREAT! MIKE! MIKE! MIKE! Great, great, great!
Right. For who?
Since I am married to probably the only man in America who HATES football, we did our taxes today. It was so easy last year…to do it online. It’s another one of those global “nudges.”
Do your taxes ONLINE! Don’t pay those people at tax time, who make extra money each year to help feed their families…no you can do it FREE! Online!
And since so many sites are charging nothing for doing it online, and we were tired of paying over $100 dollars to H & R tax people who basically…just get online and fill out the blanks…we got online today to get er’ done.
Yes, it’s a rather BIG nudge in the New World Order of cashless society, but that’s another blog.
Last year, we did Turbo Tax, online, and our return was about the same that we always get. The same that we have gotten for 20 years. And then we have to use that money to pay our next’s years property taxes…so ….we get our return and then use THAT to pay next year’s taxes. You can’t TELL me they don’t know this, since 75 percent of the American people have no savings whatsoever and 90 million people are on food stamps.
But this year, I was shocked. We actually lost, over $1,400.00 on our return. We did it three times trying to find out what the heck had happened. Every year, the property taxes alone would add dollars onto our return. I even donated thousands to charity thinking that would help.
Nope. I guess you have to be a one percenter now to get deductions. When Obama said he was going to cut out the loopholes, he wasn’t talking about Barbara Streisand, he was talking about you and me.
So, while Obama was on TV promoting his White House Beer, talking all BS about how great he is and how he has made the middle class more prosperous, back here in the game of life, the government is sucking what is left of the middle class blind.
In dollar terms, the anticipated increase in federal tax revenue from fiscal 2011 ($2.302 trillion) to fiscal 2014 ($3.313 trillion) is $1.011 trillion. That is an increase of 43.9 percent.
From just 2012 to 2014, the increase in federal tax revenues from $2.523 trillion to $3.313 trillion equals $790 billion—or 31.3 percent.
We all know that Obama didn’t get that from the hedge fund managers On Wall Street.
After doing our taxes and realizing I’d either have to come out of retirement, or we never again buy any dogs, (You can feed three kids and a teenager cheaper) I remembered again, what a genius Obama really is:
Why was he promoting homemade beer from the White House before the Super Bowl?
Because Obama knows….
Americans soon won’t be able to afford to buy beer anymore—their taxes will be too high. So..what’s can you do?
Home brew your own! Buy Obama’s White House Home brew beer kit!
The Honey Ale retails for $39.75 and the Honey Porter for $31.75.
How much do you want to bet he is part owner and has the most stock in the company? And in that case, isn’t there some rule where a sitting President is not allowed to use free television time to promote his own future fortune?
Check out what he says at the end of the interview: “If you break the rules, you break the rules.”
He ought to know. Nothing happens.
Think about it: Since he became President, Obama has been promoting…beer in every photo.
Yes, Obama is a capitalist pig dictator after all.
So, is Obama using the White House to promote his own brand of beer? Or is he making money for the company? OR…he is just a drunk and wants people to like him?
Nobody Knows.
I’ll be drinking tap water unless our Congress gets some big…new, hard- as-rock….uh…. footballs.
It’s the Puppies VS the Patriots
Nobody Flashes
While most of America will be watching stuff like THIS:
Nobody will be watching this.
I’m betting on the Patriots, even thought I know next to knowing about football, but that one guy throws the ball, one guy catches it, and there’s a lot of drunk people, and amazing pants that never split. I use to wear pants like that…OMG…I did.
I’m rooting for the Patriots simply because I like their name, which is why most people vote for politicians, come to think of it.
That’s why I stick with the puppies.
Have a great Superbowl day! I’m going to do absolutely nothing.
Nobody’s Email: Can YOU do this?
Nobody Gets Email
Lars Anderson would be a handy guy to have around in the new Zombie takeover!
I enjoyed this so much I wanted to go out and buy myself a bow and arrow.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
Muhammad at the Rodeo!
Nobody Cares
If you were trying to change a Christian nation, where would YOU go to introduce Islam?
How about a rodeo?
From Ft. Worth’s Star:
FORT WORTH, Texas—Giving thanks at the Fort Worth Stock Show and Rodeo has become more diverse this year as officials have cast a wider net to include more faith-based groups that offer prayers before the bareback bronc riding begins.
Prayers have always opened the rodeo performances and this year, a new community committee has taken over the duties of choosing who offers the moment of thanks.
“Creating the faith-based advisory council is something we’ve been considering for a number of years to honor the diverse community in which we live and is not specific to any single event,” Barnes said. (director)
I’ll take it in a positive way to direct my community to keep working and keep doing, and expose yourself to your neighbors and friends,” said Bakhach, (Imam) who came to the United States from Lebanon in 1982. “Interact with people. Invite them to your home. That’s the bridge we should have to others. Ignorance is really enemy No. 1.”
So how did the Texans react?
They refused to attend:
“Islam is against all other religions and I for one won’t attend an event that allows a darkness to be spoke over me!”
“I just will choose NOT to go somewhere that embraces a religion that wants me, my family and my people DEAD.”
“Muslim/Islam has no place in this country let alone fwssr. Not one Muslim has come out against the radical actions that is the Muslim belief. PERIOD. COWBOYS DON’T WANT IT.”
The liberals and our President keep telling us that we are all ignorant, but there is NO denying the fact that Islam accepts no other religion but their own.
And isn’t that unfair Mr. Liberal President?
Until the time when they can embrace Christianity as a viable religion, let Christians say prayers at their camel races, and speak out against Christian being slaughtered all over the world…. then I’m with Texas.
Nobody Remembers: Samuel Adams
Nobody Remembers
“For depth of purpose, zeal, and sagacity, no man in Congress exceeded, if any equaled, Sam Adams. ” Thomas Jefferson
The History channel just got through with a mini-series about the start of the American revolution, called, “Sons of Liberty.” And so this week, (being as I hold dear fondness for the Adams’s) I thought I’d do some remembering of Sam Adams.
I had to laugh at how they really romanticized Sam Adams, the man whose name was at the top of King George’s death list. …and yet, they just touched the mere surface of the man.
Sam Adams was unbelievably young and handsome in the series, and while I was very glad to see some homage paid to the Adams family, since Washington D.C., has not YET honored them with any sort of monument…..everything I’ve ever read about the time, suggest they took great creative license with the script.
But…you know what? It might at this time in our history, be necessary. We live in a culture that young people might not watch if a good-looking leading man was not cast. And we WANT the young to learn history. God knows, they are getting crap in the schools.
The television series stopped after the Battle of Bunker Hill (my birthday– coincidently) but the war was not going well for the longest of time. General George Washington kept having to retreat as we all know…
In fact, the Continental Congress had to move out of Philadelphia in 1777, since the British were on the march, and fast.
Things were so depressing that John Adams said this:
“The prospect is chilling, on every Side: Gloomy, dark, melancholy and dispiriting.”
The Continental Congress all left the city in a rush, they would have all been hanged. Or worse yet, like Dr. Warren, Sam’s good friend, beheaded on Bunker Hill.
The real Sam Adams was NOT a young man when the revolution started. He had lost his first wife and four of his children before the war started. The Old South Church where Sam’s father had once worshipped was ripped apart and used as a riding academy by the British. Sam’s house in Boston was vandalized by the British troops so badly that it was uninhabitable.
They left that OUT of the series.
And yet, on September 26, 1777, Samuel Adams…the slightly heavy, gray-haired, 55-year-old, gave his fellow member of Congress a talk, of encouragement.
“If we despond, public confidence is destroyed, the people will no longer yield their support to a hopeless contest, and American liberty is no more. Through the darkness which shrouds our prospects the ark of safety is visible. Despondency becomes not the dignity of our cause, nor the character of those who are its supporters.”
“Let us awaken the, and evince a different spirit , a spirit that shall inspire the people with confidence in themselves and in us, a spirit that will encourage them to persevere in this glorious struggle, until their rights and liberties shall be established on a rock. We have proclaimed to the world our determination “to die freemen, rather than to live slaves.” We have appealed to Heaven for the justice of our cause, and in Heaven we have places out truss. Numerous have been the manifestation of God’s providence in sustaining us. In the gloomy period of adversity we had had “our cloud by day and pillar of fire by night.” We have been reduced to distress, and the arm of Omnipotence has raised us up. Let us still rely in humble convince on Him who is might to save. Good tidings will soon arrive. We shall never be abandoned by Heaven while we act worthy if its aid and protections.
On October 17, at Saratoga, the American General Horatio Gates accepted the surrender of 5,8000 British soldier lad by General John Burgoyne. And this victory brought France to our aid…so Sam was right.
In the year 2000, my mother paid for my airfare to go to Boston, because I couldn’t afford it. It wasn’t until after suffering from a deep depression, did I take my mother’s advice and go to search basically– for myself. I hit Boston, Braintree, Bunker Hill…The gravesites of the Adams’ …all of them.
What I found, was the remarkable story of a few men, in Boston, who dared to say, against all odds, to the might King of England…no. We are not colonists.
“Is not America already independent? Why then not declare it? ” (Sam Adams, 1776.)
Sam Adams was not a rich man…and he truly was, the man who rallied Boston to resistance.
So, while historically speaking, history is twisted here and there by script writers, I can honestly say, I’m very glad Sam Adams got shown on the History Channel last week.
My favorite description of Sam Adams was writing by Mercy Otis Warren, in 1805:
“His mind was replete with resources that dissipated fear….he stood forth earl, and continued firm, through the great struggle, and may justly claim a large share of honor, due to that spirit of energy which opposed the measures of administration, and produced the independence of America. Through a long life he exhibited on all occasions an example of patriotism, religion, and virtue honorary to the human character. “
As you can see from the picture, I got his legs, his big forehead (of which I have been embarrassed all my life) and most of all, much to most everyone I know, an insufferable love of justice and hatred of tyranny.
Which—- as the Nobody that I am, if I must say so, is about as American as you can get.
Pass the beer. 🙂
Nobody’s Fool: Clint Eastwood and Chris Kyle
Nobody’s Fool
Nobody Thinks to post this movie about the stereotype of a man who drives liberals crazy, is hard NOT to do.
I haven’t seen the movie yet, but this man, was given a job, and did it well. To blame the soldiers for war is beyond understanding, but liberals always do.
Nobody thanks Mr. Eastwood for bringing his life to the big screen.
You share the Nobody’s Fool Award of the week with Chris Kyle, who clearly, was a man of high integrity and great honor, and you can see that in this interview.
If you have seen it, go ahead and share. 🙂
Loretta Lynch or Eric Holder: What Difference Does It Make?
Nobody’s Wonders
Exactly WHEN are our Congressmen going to grow some real patriotic guts and stand up to Obama? They don’t have to appoint this woman, and they all know she is Eric Holder’s update.
This speech alone..so phony, so fake, shows that she will be the long arm of Obama, and plans to use the race card, just as Holder did, whenever possible.
“Few things have pained me more than the recent reports of tension and division between law enforcement and the communities we serve,” Lynch said, pledging to “work to strengthen the vital relationships” if confirmed.
She swears to uphold the office? Well, Obama swore to uphold the Constitution….and he’s basically treated it as toilet paper.
So, when is our ‘new’ Congress going to do their job? Probably…not in our lifetime. They dare not confirm her because she’s not only black, she’s a woman.
The title to this video should be: Obama: If you want to KEEP your Attorney General being your right hand man for persecuting your enemies…you can
Really, I’m so mad at this today I could just spit on their future graves.
Hopefully, I’ll outlive them all. 🙂
Nobody’s Perfect; Barack Obama VS Mike Tyson
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week we have two very famous black men making what many would consider….obnoxious mistakes.
First, let’s start with the champion of mucky Manchurian mistakes: ‘President’ Barack Obama. Upon finding out that Netanyahu is going to speak before Congress without his permission, the King of Muck got pretty mad, and said he would NOT meet with him when he gets here:
So as not to look like the sore loser that he is, Obama put out this statement:
“As a matter of long-standing practice and principle, we do not see heads of state or candidates in close proximity to their elections, so as to avoid the appearance of influencing a democratic election in a foreign country,” said Bernadette Meehan a spokesperson for the National Security Council. “Accordingly, the President will not be meeting with Prime Minister Netanyahu because of the proximity to the Israeli election, which is just two weeks after his planned address to the U.S. Congress.”
Got that? He doesn’t want to influence the Israeli elections. And my dog doesn’t want to pee in the back yard.
So, what does he call sending over his finest advisors to Israel to work on getting Netanyahu thrown OUT in the next election? I thought he said he didn’t want to influence elections?
A former Obama campaign strategist is working in Israel as an adviser to a group determined to unseat Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the upcoming Israeli elections.
Jeremy Bird is one of four U.S. consultants helping the Tel Aviv-based Victory 2015, or V15, adopt American campaign methodologies like those that won President Barack Obama the White House in 2008 and 2012.
V15 says it backs no particular party but wants to “simply replace the government,” especially Netanyahu.
Ha! Obama wouldn’t care if a parakeet with a serious lisp got elected, anybody but Netanyahu. Can we call him a Jew hater yet? In Netanyahu’s case…yes. Let’s add that to his ‘hate’ list.
Obama is acting just like Mussolini. And speaking of Mussolini.
The second mistake made this week by a famous black man was done by Mike Tyson, who is excited about channeling Hitler and Mussolini when he rapped a duet with Madonna on her new album, soon to be released after ….her last one make the charts…which might be…not too soon.
Of his totally ad-libbed part of the song, the “Mike Tyson Mysteries” star revealed he channeled former Italian dictator Benito Mussolini – and he even gave a shout-out to Hitler for liking him! “When I did it, I think about being some guy like Mussolini and they’re really arrogant, but you try to come from a positive perspective and be uplifting,” he explained. “You watch Mussolini on television — even though we don’t understand what he’s saying — he is so mesmerizing. I look at myself in that way.”
Ooooooookaaaaaay. Mike finds Mussolini ‘uplifting’? He looks at himself that way? Whoa. He should get in a room full of mirrors with Obama and mesmerize away.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it our ‘president’ who threatens to punish Netanyahu for not obeying his every word? Who does he think he is?
Mussolini? Hitler?
Or is it Mike Tyson, who is crazy about dictators, and crazy enough to blast it to the world on a record?
Which one?
Nobody decides: It’s…
Madonna! Yes, Madonna wins on this one. She is so desperate to sell a record she has to, once again, do something outlandish that EVERYONE will be appalled at, just so people will listen to her again. The last time she had a big hit, Elvis was still alive and being seen at car washes in Texas.
She has moved on from having sex with upside down crucifixes.
She probably even made poor Mike watch old films of Mussolini and Hitler just so he’d know who they were. You REALLY think Mike knows even how to find his own bathroom, let alone a history film? At least Barbara Streisand gets REAL singers to do duets with her.
Pretty pathetic if you ask me.
So, Congratulations Madonna! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week, for losing your usual ‘shock and awe’ revival of yourself.
You SHOULD have picked Yoko….or did she turn you down? 
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