Happy Birthday?
Nobody’s Opinion
I’m writing this on Obama’s birthday and I don’t know what’s stranger…not seeing flashes of him receiving his birthday cake at the White House, or reading today’s headlines which are saying that “they” expect a major Al-Qaeda attack on our country. To show how serious Obama is taking “protecting'” our overseas embassies (due to the fact that he didn’t protect them before) he has closed down all our embassies throughout the Middle East.
Something tells me, everyone who works at the embassies is still getting paid.
But getting back to his birthday…was it arrogance for everyone to suppose that the attacks would come on his birthday? Does Obama’s birthday have more significant than 9/11? Is he that hated in the Middle East?
Has he sided with the Muslim Brotherhood just one too many times? (Yes. Yes. Yes. and Yes.) In any case, he is playing golf at Camp David.
He’s hiding.
And if all this “chatter” as they call it, is that serious, a precursor to World War III…then it more likely will be another attack on our own soil. Some author last week wrote a book about the next attack and picked Houston, in fact, he was hysterical.
The Democrats would sigh with relief.
All last week, authors, radio hosts, political blogs, and all the major media networks have been broadcasting an attack: It’s coming—-We just don’t know where it will hit. And Nobody Says: What do you MEAN you don’t know where it will hit? You only have every single phone call made anywhere in the world on your data banks.
Which leads me to a different subject. The movie Independence Day is on right now. And nobody but me has been wondering why in the world did they make so many movies where the United States ‘cities are destroyed. The number one reason to me seems to be that the bigger movie market now is in China, India…the rest of the world. And we are so unpopular in the rest of the world, if you destroy the United States in your movie, you are guaranteed box office success. Not to mention, fear is a good way to control your own people.
It’s a win/win for politicians and their movie star directors. But, nevertheless, it has also helped to foster greater animosity towards us: If only life was like the movies—- thinks Mohammed.
Obama has proven, with every day, that no man could be more dangerous in the White House, at this dangerous time in history, than him, and America has no more money left to fight a war. We are 17 trillion dollars in debt, and that’s just the number they want us to believe.
Obama, would love a war. And if coincidences never happen in politics, then presenting Obama as the next FDR on Time’s magazine front cover so long ago, was more than just wishful thinking.
So, what happens if nothing happens?
That’s’ easy: They will all come out and say, (especially those little dweeby generals that look like they never lifted a bucket of water let alone a gun) that they prevented another 9/11 BECAUSE the NSA setup is working…therefore the Orwellian state of surveillance will stay.
And what could be a more perfect birthday present for Obama?
Muslim Joke of the Day
Nobody Gets Email
I usually do not post jokes, but this one made ME laugh. And now, I expect the FBI will be knocking on my door asking me questions about my intentions as a U.S. citizen. So, I need to win the lottery so I can hide from them. (Thanks to my liberal friend, J.R.)
Muslim Joke of the day:
A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says “I feel terrible.”
The doctor examines him and then says: “You need to pee and shit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days.”
The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says “I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?”
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The doctor replied “You were homesick.”
Nobody’s Email: Jeff Gordon Undercover….
Nobody Gets Email
I’m guessing most of you have seen this commercial on TV— but here’s the extended version which is MUCH more fun. Since politics are so ‘depressing’ , I think it’s only fitting we should start the weekend with something fun. And also, because a good friend I know wouldn’t mind seeing it ONE….MORE….TIME!
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Mona)
Nobody Cares About Obama’s American Dream
Nobody Cares
—that our President sees no hypocrisy in attacking Kim Kardashian and Kanye West about how they flaunt their riches:
He said, “The American dream involved some pretty basic stuff — a good job where you felt some security, a good education … People felt if they worked hard they could get there … I don’t think people went around saying to themselves, ‘I need to have a 10,000-square-foot house’ … I think there has also been a shift in culture. We weren’t exposed to the things we didn’t have in the same way that kids these days are. There was not that window into the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing or where Kanye West was going on vacation and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.”
Really? “Kanye West was going on vacation and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.”?
HOW many vacations has Obama taken since being in office? HOW many rounds of golf has he played? Wouldn’t you say that means that Obama thinks that one of the marks of his own success is how many vacations he can get for free on the taxpayers dime?
What Obama is really saying is this:
“I don’t want all you people to even THINK that you will be able to someday be as rich as Kim Kardashian, or even feel you should strive to make enough money to buy a big house and be able to go on vacations because YOU WON”T! Ain’t gonna happen folks. The rich should only be a few (like me) and the American dream has to be toned down to the rest of the world…you know, be happy if you have a cell phone, a computer, and a bed to sleep in. Besides, I don’t like Kanye, he said some really phony things about me.”
Going on vacation is not the mark of success…the mark of success is how many of you can keep from having too many babies, and uh..that’s why I got the ‘morning after pill’ on the market for everyone.
You’re welcome.”
Obama’s American dream where nobody has any more than anybody else, is about as appealing as a rotten banana, and draws just as many flies. 
Nobody Remembers Paul Revere
Nobody Remembers
Listen my Children and you shall hear, the midnight ride of Paul Revere.
From “Paul Revere’s Ride” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Hey. I believed it. I always had a picture in my mind, of one brave and handsome silversmith, who looked out his window, saw the British coming, jumped on his horse, and went from town to town shouting, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”
Sure, I believed it…I was a kid.
The real truth is there were about sixty riders that night, moving about the countryside doing the exact same thing. The “spy” who warned Paul of the coming Brits was by most historian accounts, believed to be Mrs. Gage, the wife of the famous British general. Nobody Wonders what kind of fight Mr. and Mrs. Gage had the next night, and what was it about Paul Revere that made her tell him such a secret?
By most accounts, he was a good-looking man.
And come on…Paul likely didn’t shout the “British were coming!” because…at that time, we were all British. Paul didn’t finish that ride to Lexington and Concord, because he was captured by a British patrol before he got there, and said a lot of very nasty things to them upon being captured.
Maybe he had a few drinks as he was known to do. But that doesn’t make him any less of an American hero. He was a member of the Sons of Liberty, and involved in every way with Independence.
Revere, not only worked in silver, gold, and dental plates, he drew cartoons and flyers for Sam Adams who as many know, controlled the town’s main printing press, and was the chief agitator. He was on the boat dumping tea with the best of them, dressed up as an Indian the night of the Boston Tea Party raid.
But on that famous night of April, 18, 1775, there were two other men who rode with him: William Dawes and Dr. Samuel Prescott. William Dawes actually did make it to Concord, and changed history.
“Listen my children and you shall hear, the midnight ride of William Dawes.”
Nope. Doesn’t rhyme. If only William last name had been Deares.
There was another more important reason that Paul Revere should be given credit.(And a personal one for me I might add.) Besides capturing the American supply of gunpowder and bullets— Gage wanted to capture John Hancock and Samuel Adams.
And because Paul Revere got to them before Gage did…..some of the top guys of the Revolution lived to carry on the fight. Who knows what would have happened in history if John Hancock and Sam Adams had been hanged?
Nobody really knows who fired the first shot at Lexington. Some say, some guy just wanted to get a drink at the pub, emptied his last shot outside, (You couldn’t take your gun into the pubs) and started the whole thing.
But Nobody Thinks that is about as unreliable as Longfellow’s poem written years afterward, giving the credit to just one man. So, why did he twist the truth?
Longfellow later admitted he wrote the poem to stress the importance of fighting for liberty and how individuals could make a difference. It was 1861…right before the civil war.
Noble sentiments.
Nobody Thinks we could use a few more of those old guys.
But..the midnight ride of Paul Revere was pure propaganda. Remember that the next time you hear that it was Barack Obama killed bin Laden.
The truth is more like:
“Listen my children and you shall ‘yo mamma”, at the midnight parties of Barack Obama.”
What? You were expecting Longfellow?
Nobody’s Fool: Rand Paul
Nobody’s Fool
This week, Rand Paul is getting hammered. It’s the “Sarah Palin” attack all over again, except this time Chris Christie is on the attack. Christie no doubt wants the Republican nomination, and yet, he is beyond a RINO…he is a RIDO
(Republican Imitating Democrats Only.)
For whatever it’s worth, Rand Paul put him in his place, and Christie ends up looking like a big Union Thug bully, which is no doubt, why New Jersey Loves him.
Ann Coulter, on the other hand, doesn’t anymore.
Rand Paul wins the Nobody’s Fool award for the week, because he wasn’t afraid to point out the REAL porker talking.
Nobody Wins in Divorce
Nobody Wins
Divorce is an ugly word. There are not many people living in the United States who do not know someone who is divorced, or have been divorced themselves. Divorce is like labor. A woman can’t explain how painful labor is to a man, and nobody can really explain how painful divorce is…you just have to experience it to know. And most who go through it, never want to do it again.
So, if you have never been divorced, consider yourself blessed, because after the “sexual revolution” it was all the rage. It almost seemed a backlash to the ‘feminist revolution’, in which woman thought that they were coming up into the world as equals, only to find that the lawyers saved the men with “No-fault” divorce. The men said, “So..you want to be equal! Okay then, you’re on your own!” That was the poor girl.
The rich girl got rich lawyers, and the men lost everything. Nobody won but the lawyers.
There were millions of women left with kids to raise, and men running from child support, like a rabbit runs from a dog. . And how can you blame the men? When all of a sudden,..it was all about the “woman’s body” and her choice to abort or not. A man, had no say.
I have often wondered if the feminist movement didn’t help jump start the crazy “welfare” system because men were not going to get married anymore…why should they? With morality out the door, everyone was getting sex for ‘free.’ And then you had the drugs.
And the women could have free sex too, one night stands….and gee..isn’t it all great?
Except, it wasn’t. Milionis of kids became fatherless. And all kinds of bullshit crap about how woman can raise kids on their own was put out, and women who were tired of going night after night looking for love in Disco’s just came out feeling empty. Decency, went out the window with the old whiskey bottle.
Bill O’Reilly has been on a rant lately in which he claims the main problems in the black community come from the babes born out of wedlock. And he’s right. The blacks don’t even bother getting married. No fathers. No jobs. These boys are ANGRY, some of them don’t even know who their fathers are.
But, back to divorce:
Divorce leaves a scar on some so deep, you just best forget it. I remember a day in the life, after my divorce, when I watched my young six- year- old son, sitting at the front window, his little leather jacket on, his suitcase by his feet, eagerly waiting…waiting for his father to come and pick him up as promised…and then, eleven hours later, the “father’ called and saying..”Uh..I can’t make it today.”
My son, never gave up hope. That is a scar I could not erase, and it was only one of many. That is a day I grew up. He had joint custody, and he always threatened me, because he had more money. I told him….”Take me to court, you will not ever do that again.”
He didn’t. He disappeared.
Fortunatly, my son made up for not having a dad by making lots of friends. Our house was always filled with all his buddies. We had parties, and I watched his friends grow up…loved them, took them everywhere…camping, 4th of July picnics, baseball games, bowling, hockey… for most of my life my son and his friends WERE my life. For fourteen years I was a single parent. I loved all his friends, and was happy he had so many. And just the other day, my son told me that one of his friends was getting a divorce.
“I can’t believe it! Bob and Mary (fake names NSA) have been going together since high school! And what’s worse, is that she left him, for a woman.” he said.
Yes, Mary has now decided she is a lesbian…after two kids. Bob is devastated, and I’m glad I don’t have to watch those kids suffer. One time was enough for me.
After my divorce, I never though I’d find anyone. But then, one day a very quiet man came into my life, and refused to let me go anywhere else. It was almost like a stealth attack, which makes sense because he was a Navy Seal. (LOL) I never knew what hit me, but I find, now after 20 years, I am glad he did. A good marriage is…just the best thing. Life is much too hard to go through it alone.
Bill O’Reilly is right. We need to get the culture back to marriages, and get the blacks back to ‘getting’ married. And you know what? I think the pendulum is going to come about, simply because too many children need fathers.
The women’s movement did more harm than anyone can possibly imagine. Sure, it had a few good points…but they threw the bathwater out with the baby.
People are going to get tired of Wieners.
Having said that…this blog is done, (Thanks for letting me rant.)
Does Obama Want MORE Power? Does a Mosquito Like Blood?
Nobody Wonders
Obama has been giving speeches all lover the country, digging up the same old line that gets him sympathy for being the poor guy who Republicans just will not negotiate with. As he once said to an audience about Putin not returning Snowdon, “I shouldn’t HAVE to ask.” Obama has this idea that he shouldn’t have to do a thing with Congress because HE is the President of the United States and they should all come to him.
Never mind that our founders didn’t set it up that way…sorry your BO highness. 
But Nobody Wonders if all this Obama whining doesn’t have an end goal in mind: Ezra Klein of the Washington Post upset another journalist this week, Ron Fournier of the National Journal, when he claimed that Obama the liberals are complaining too much about the LACK of power Obama has:
Klein is right about this: No president is a superhero. First, as Klein suggests, the U.S. political system faces enormous structural problems that make leadership challenging for any president. Chief among them is sophisticated redistricting that has helped create a polarized Congress packed with lawmakers with no incentive to compromise. Second, government austerity reduces the president’s ability to bargain with Congress. Third, the democratization of politics—and of big money in particular—has weakened the party structures. That has weakened a president’s powers that stem from his role as the titular party chief. Finally, the modern GOP is less willing than Democrats to compromise. There is something to Obama’s complaint that virtually any policy he supports will be met by resistance.
“Enormous structural problems” ?
That sums it up right there: The democrats want to give Obama more power, and that old Constitution is in the way.
Nobody Wonders how anyone can forget that the separation of powers works best because it’s suppose to keep tyrants from gaining power…and so far, Obama has gotten everything he wants…..but the one thing he wants most: The Constitution changed to give the executive complete power over all of Congress, and make him an absolute Monarch.
There is a reason Obama and his minions love Mao, and it’s not because Mao read our Constitution.
Nobody Knows Obama’s Economic Policy
Nobody Knows….
How Obama gets by with so much stuff: He has a spending limit, and Congress always gives him all the money he wants…but the date where the U.S. runs out of money is coming due again. So what do you do if you go beyond your limit of spending when your administration is run by Barack Obama?
You LIE!
(CNSNews.com) – According to the Daily Treasury Statement for July 26, which the Treasury released this afternoon, the federal debt has been stuck at exactly $16,699,396,000,000.00 for 70 straight days. – Thus, the value of U.S. Treasury debt instruments circulating in the public has increased $53.267 billion since May 17–even though the Treasury says the debt has remained exactly at $16,699,396,000,000.00 during that time.
Nobody Knows why the clock ticker of the American Treasury got stuck, but Nobody is pretty sure it has something to do with Obama’s spending habits. The US Treasury gets to lie about its spending.. and the little nobody guy doesn’t. If he goes over his credit limit, the bank shuts him down. But not Obama…he has so much more money to spend, so….he is just going to say, he isn’t spending it. And where is he going to get more money after Congress tells him: NO MORE?
Why…he’s going to give big companies a tax break, and then INSIST they spend the savings on helping the middle class!
Oh..that makes sense.
The New York Times reports that President Obama is reviving an old proposal to lower the corporate tax rate from 35 percent to 28 percent (and 25 percent for manufacturers). Obama’s push to lower the corporate tax rate to 28 percent comes less than a year after he raised the top individual income tax rate, paid by many small businesses, to 39.6 percent.
I don’t get it. The middle class, who are the small business owners, will have to pay MORE taxes? Why not a flat tax? Why not get rid of the big corporation loop holes?
Nobody Knows, and Nobody can figure out, the economic policies of Barack Obama, but she does have a few words to describe it: Fascism. Communism. Collectivism. Stupidism.
Early in his first term, he pushed through more than $4 trillion in deficit spending on stimulus, broader Medicaid benefits, alternative energy projects and other industrial policies. Sequestration will remove about 1 million jobs, while higher taxes and the trade deficit will cost Americans more than 10 times as many. Wall Street’s big banks have exploited Dodd-Frank to scarf up smaller banks that cannot cope with the avalanche of new regulations, and thereby monopolized the CD market in many cities. Even as mortgage rates have risen, the elderly are not being offered decent returns that once helped finance their retirements. Increasingly, they work in grocery stores and wait on tables, competing down the wages of the younger working poor.
So…everybody knows that Obama loves to spend as much money as he wants, with no limits, and that includes his vacations, and he doesn’t give a round of golf about the middle class of America,
But Nobody Knows..why Congress keeps giving the biggest spender in American history money?
When somebody figures that out…let me know.
Sheila Jackson Running Homeland Security? Move over Snowdon.
Nobody Flashes
Upon hearing that the black caucus thinks that Sheila Jackson would be a good replacement for Janet Napolitano for Homeland Security, I at once thought of this video. 
The “Gang of Spanky” explains pretty much how a good percentage of American people would feel…(This Nobody Included.) It would be “All for one and one for all” in trying to protect ourselves from the headmistress Sheila whose main objective would be to kill us all by sheer incompetence.
Enjoy! Or not…I’m having a hard time picturing it…add Hillary as President to that mix and you can imagine what would happen when we got Attacked—-
“What difference would it make!” will become Sheila’s great crying call…..especially if the city hit was in Florida.
Okay. I’m going to go take a nap. I am NOT handling this too well.
Nobody’s Perfect: Alex Rodriguez VS Chinese Students
Nobody’s Perfect
This week is all about cheating…
First up, the very popular multi-millionaire baseball Yankee, Alex Rodriguez. It seems he had to admit, just like Mark McGuire, Sammy Sosa, and Roger Clemens before him, that he was pumping up the juice, sticking the old needle in all the right places, all these years, and has been lying about it:
Alex Rodriguez met head-on allegations that he tested positive for steroids six years ago, telling ESPN on Monday that he did take performance-enhancing drugs while playing for the Texas Rangers during a three-year period beginning in 2001.
“When I arrived in Texas in 2001, I felt an enormous amount of pressure. I felt like I had all the weight of the world on top of me and I needed to perform, and perform at a high level every day,” Rodriguez told ESPN’s Peter Gammons in an exclusive interview in Miami Beach, Fla.
“Back then, [baseball] was a different culture,” Rodriguez said. “It was very loose. I was young. I was stupid. I was naive. And I wanted to prove to everyone that I was worth being one of the greatest players of all time.
“I did take a banned substance. And for that, I am very sorry and deeply regretful.”
I’m not sure what they are going to do to him: Make him bat-boy for a year? Make him run beer errands for the Yankee fans during the home games? Make him play baseball in Cuba for a year? Go to steroid rehab? Nobody Knows, but we are finding out now, that 103 more players tested positive for steroids in 2003…and that was…uh…TEN years ago? What were they waiting for? The Cubs to win the World Series?
No, they (Who are they?) weren’t going to tell us. Someone LEAKED this information! I bet, this person is, at this very moment, sitting with Snowden in a Russian Airport, because ‘President Obama is also VERY mad about this:
“And if you’re a fan of Major League Baseball, I think it tarnishes an entire era, to some degree,” Obama said. “And it’s unfortunate, because I think there were a lot of ballplayers who played it straight.”
This coming from a man who has never played anything straight in his life….he even cheated on his birth certificate…..but I digress.
And then, there’s the cheaters in China. It seems, the school exams in China are so HARD that the kids have been sneaking in electronic ‘cheating’ devices, so therefore, BRAS will be banned during the tests.
That ought to give those women an edge.
Education chiefs in northeast China have devised a new tactic to clamp down on cheating in the country’s annual university entrance exams: they have banned bras. About 9.12 million students will sit the notoriously difficult gaokao exam Friday and Saturday. Last year, according to the China Daily, more than 60,000 electronic devices were seized, including plastic earphones, wireless signal receivers, modified pens, watches, glasses and leather belts.
They should take a page from America: Our teachers let them bring anything at all with the answer to the test questions, because in America, the teachers don’t get their big bonuses unless the kids pass the tests. In fact, if a kid is caught NOT using a calculator in math class….and they start actually doing math in his or her own head,—they will flunk the class for not knowing how to use the all important calculator.
The Chinese have it backward!
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Obama…Obama’s daily cheating has tarnished an entire era for the whole planet…He should be kicked out of baseball.
Nobody’s Email: Opitcal Illusion or Hoax?
Nobody Gets Email
My liberal friend, J.R, sent me this video, and he just couldn’t figure out how this worked. SO…I did a Dandapani.
I wrote him back and said, “It’s got to be a hoax.” He then wrote me back and we both found out the answer.
What do you think?
Nobody Cared About the House Vote….
Nobody Cares
While we were all gushing about the Royal Baby last week, or talking about Zimmerman and race issues, the House had a chance to defund the unbelievable and unconstitutional surveillance of everyone in the United States. But, they chose instead to basically nullify the 4th amendment.(See who voted for it here.) I thought you might want to know about it, since Nobody reported it on TV, (which should tell you something) but Glenn Beck, choose to go after Michelle Bachmann for siding with the surveillance. Really. Everybody was on the baby. You get the feeling that they didn’t want this one watched. 
Either they know we have nukes all over the US ready to be denoted and they don’t want to tell us……
OR…they all think the commoners are so angry about the lot of them, that they want to protect themselves and their families when the coming collapse comes…..
OR…some very big people are going to make a butt load of money off all this collecting.
(I’m guessing all three.)
Either way, it goes to show that our government will continue to monitor each and every one of us. And please—— don’t give me this “BUT…we’re not looking at it!” BS. Do you really believe that?
Soon we will all be saying shouting…”Da Drone! Da Drone! Da Drone is coming!” 
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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