Nobody Remembers The International Bankers and the Fly
Nobody Remembers
Although it’s not much, Obama has done one very good thing while in office: He has trashed the Constitution so much, that millions of people, who had never read the Constitution, actually started paying attention to our nation’s “rule of law’ and then exclaiming…”Whoa. He can’t do that.”
Yes he can, and yes he does. Coming up soon, Obama is about to unconstitutionally sign the next globalist wet dream: The Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership:
The measure would grant President Obama what is known as “fast track authority” to ram through Congress the Trans-Pacific Partnership with limited debate and no opportunity to propose amendments. The international trade agreement, negotiated largely in secret by the Obama administration, is regarded by globalist free traders as a cornerstone of the emerging “New World Order.” Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership, or TAP, to what is being developed as the Trans-Pacific Partnership, or TPP.
The little American nobody businessman is now simply an asterisk on the butt of a fly, sitting on a rock, at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
As I was listening to Rush Limbaugh today, I must admit, I’m happy that he is siding with the people against the Rino’s in the Republican Party at last..because to not do so would be to admit that he does not side with the Constitution. BUT…Rush still thinks the Rino’s just want to stay in power and are silent because they want to be liked. Because Rush is rich himself, and has supported the big businesses of corporate America for so many years, he has trouble seeing the real problem—- Crony Capitalism —which is just another word for globalization. Mark Levine sees it. Rush hasn’t gotten there yet.
Isn’t it usually, all about the money?
During a visit to Britain in 1763, Benjamin Franklin said this to the officials of the Bank of England:
“In the colonies, we issue our own money. It is called Colonial Scrip. We issue it in proper proportion to the demands of trade and industry to make the products pass easily from the producer to the consumers. In this manner, creating for ourselves our own paper money, we control its purchasing power, and we have no interest to pay to no one. The colonies would gladly have borne the little tax on tea and other matters had it not been that England took away from the colonies their money, which created unemployment and dissatisfaction. The inability of colonists to get power to issue their own money permanently out of the hand of George III and the international bankers was the prime reason for the Revolutionary war. “
Benjamin was right. But…the old nemesis of John Adams, Alexander Hamilton, got us back in with the international bankers. And you don’t want to mess with the international bankers. If you bring a stick to the fight, they will bring a thousand stealth bombers, loaded with the latest intergalactic planetary death rays.
Case in Point: Abraham Lincoln enraged the Europeans international bankers by abolishing the country’s central bank. In 1862 he issued about $450 million in currency printed with green ink and they were called green backs. It was debt free fiat money. (Assassinated)
Case in Point: Hitler, did the same thing. He did not borrow from the international bankers and he issued his own debt free money, and put the Germans back to work. Within three years, Germany became an economic powerhouse—and this after the horrible depression they had gone through after the first war.
In Mein Kempt he said this:
“The fight against international finance and loan capital has become the most important point in the program of the German national fight for its independence and freedom. “
And then Winston Churchill said this:
“You must understand that this war is not against Hitler or National Socialism but against the economic strength of the German people— which must be smashed. “
(Just pointing out some similarities here…Hitler was a monster, too bad all the assassination attempts did not succeed.)
Case in Point: John F. Kennedy issued $4.2 billion in United States Notes through the U.S. Treasury rather than the Federal Reserve system in 1963. He then took steps to redirect the foreign investment of U.S. Companies. He wanted tax reform eliminating the tax privileges of US based global investment companies, and he wanted to crack down on foreign tax havens. (assassinated)
Americans have bailed out whole countries to save banks. In 2008, George W. Bush saved the banks. Obama did it again….(he still doing it)
Internet commentator Michael Rivero had this to say about the bailouts :
“In short the US government took your jobs, so the banks could take your homes to cover the losses from this gigantic swindle they were caught playing on the whole world. It is wealth confiscation to protect the banks, just like FDR did in 1933 with the gold.”
No one was punished.
Not all Presidents wanted to jump in with the globalists international bankers. President James a Garfield, said this in 1881.
“Whoever controls the volumes of money in our country is absolute master of all industry and commerce…and when you realize that the entire system is very easily controlled one way or another, by a few powerful met at the top you will not have to be told how periods of inflation and depression originate. (He was assassinated…two weeks later)
It’s never spoken about by our politicians. We print money to keep the stock market up and the rich making dividends while taking money from the middle class and passing it around to the poor. The plan has been to put all the inventions, the patents, the control, into the big multinational corporations. They now control the majority in Congress and Presidents, who only have to look at history to behave themselves.
Obama will continue the international bankers dream of a New World Order and they will keep us thinking that someday, somehow, the politicians in Washington will truly help that little fly at the bottom of the grand canyon.
So…as Nancy Pelosi says, ‘Embrace the suck’…Which in Nancy Pelosi’s mind is the same as “Bend over America—here comes the rest of the suck and you’re going to like it! ”
Can the poor little nobody fly sitting on a rock, battle the great international arsenal of wealth?
That’s a whole other blog. 
ObamaCare, Target, Phil Robertson, McDonalds, and Segway: Nobody’s Perfect
Nobody’s Perfect
We had a slew of big bloopers this week, so let’s get right to them!
FIRST: Obamacare. What’s not to love? The 3,847 lies that Obama told you? The fact that you can’t see your favorite doctor? You lost your insurance and can’t get on the website? The only hospital that will take Obamacare is across the river in East St. Louis? You are being forced to pay for abortions? Your new deductable is now higher than the price of a new car? You have a pre-condition but can’t afford to pay for Obamacare, because it’s actually MORE than if you had paid under a regular insurance plan? You’re a single guy, but you have to pay for other people’s babies to come into the world?
Yes, Obamacares.
Obama just signed up today…as a joke. The website was a joke. Every top security expert basically said, THEY wouldn’t go on it— nevertheless despite the fact that even Target has better protection, the Obama’s keep pushing people to sign up. Hey, it’s not their bank account that’s going to be stolen, why should they care?
And because it’s the LAW (And this was your last day folks to get that great care) you have no choice but to RISK losing all your information to some hack in Saudi Arabia…
SECOND—Target. We just learned that Target got hacked and over 40 million people’s bank cards are at risk. Which makes you wonder why Target, is getting more bad press than Obamacare?
It’s obviously okay if Obama’s website is not secure, but it’s a catastrophe if Target isn’t. Good thing the media is just as outraged about Obamacare security as Target’s——
Wait… they’re not.
THIRD: Phil Roberson— a man who never pretended to like pajama’s, admitted that he was a Bible believing man, who didn’t find the idea of having sex with men appealing, put the nation in an uproar, and A & E suspended him.
Was this done so we wouldn’t notice the billions of dollars Obama is charging the taxpayer for his big Hawaii vacation and the Obamacare disaster? Notice how every time Obama looks bad, something else happens to take our eyes off Obama?
A&E banished Phil from his own show and then turned around and had a Duck Dynasty marathon. But, the biggest surprise came when the country-themed Cracker Barrel restaurant said they were no longer going to sell Duck Dynasty products in their store.
Talk about stupid. Have you ever seen Katie Coric brag about eating at a Cracker Barrel? At least 80 percent of their customers are what the elites call rednecks.
Cracker Barrel took all of one day to apologize. A&E…didn’t. And Twitter is blocking links to a website set up to support Phil., who refuses to apologize. (Good for him)
Fourth: Twitter: Let’s throw Twitter in this lot too.
Fifth: McDonalds: Also last week, we heard that McDonald’s was “unable to sell enough,” Mighty Chicken Wings BECAUSE they cost too much, and were too spicy. Also reported, they are advising their employees NOT to eat fast food. (LOL!)
It’s one thing to compete with StarBucks, but quite another to compete with the Colonel. Big mistake.
Six: Segway I can bet you didn’t hear about this one. Remember, when they hyped the next greatest invention? Even Steve Jobs was excited by it…and we waited, and waited, and it was—–
The Segway! That big expensive scooter that was going to get the world to stop walking.
Everybody in the world was going to use one. (Made BEFORE the Mighty Wings goof up.) Have you SEEN the Mall cops lately? They could use a good jog.
Evidently (I just read this today and imagine my surprise!) in 2010 James W. Heselden, the British businessman who owned Segway, fell to his death from a cliff when his scooter malfunctioned during a tour of his estate.
(I KNOW I’m not suppose to laugh. Leave me alone.)
Nobody Wonders if that scooter was a Segway, and what we can expect from future Karma.
I’ll let you know.
Nobody Reads About Amy Adams
Nobody Reads
I was putzing around in the latest Issue of Vanity Fair this morning. Vanity Fair is a double edged sword: you can read a lot of really good writers, saying absolutely nothing, but saying it in a very creative way, or entertaining way, and waste a good 20 minutes of your life, or…you can get some real insights into the lives of the rich and famous…and then there’s the fluff. Every month they are promoting somebody, with some fluff piece, and this month it was Amy Adams. Amy Adams, Hollywood’s Red Hot Winter Wonderland. (Okay, the title gives it away)
But, if I were Amy Adams, I’m not sure what I would take out of these statements:
“Hoffman describes Adams as “a great actress” who will keep working until she gets it right.”
That’s like saying, the girl is such a moron we have to do 847 takes just until we finally get something we can use. Nobody Thinks that the definition of a great actress is someone who can do the scene in just one take..but maybe I’ve got it wrong.
He goes on:
“She s so vulnerable. She’s the person the director is either in love with or wants to kill. At bottom, she’s generous and she shows up to work.” In other words (This are the words of Nell Scovell) there’s no one he’d rather have jerk him off in the sink? He laughs. “Basically.”
So Amy, your duty here is to help the director jerk- off onset. (Hey…I’m living in a world of smut disguised as serious liberal journalism. Help me out here.)
Is it me? These liberals are SUCH big feminist supporters, and yet think nothing of insulting someone’s acting ability by saying she really is just there to add sex appeal to the movie, and add some fun to the director’s day.
Oh…but she is generous. That’s good in any winter wonderland I suppose.
UPDATE: Somebody should be more generous to Amy by the looks of this apartment.
Nobody’s Fool: Phil Robertson
Nobody’s Fool
It’s only fitting that since we seem to have no more free speech in the United States anymore, Muslim who stone homosexuals, are welcome with open arms, but Phil Robertson was fired for being a Christian..it seems important to freedom of speech and our fight for true tolerance, …that we honor Phil and give him the Nobody’s Fool award for the week.
Congratulations Phil for winning the Nobody’s Fool award for the first time! You are just about to reap even more awards from all of your fans, which includes my son, who thinks Duck Dynasty is just great.
Also today, President Obama set free crack heads from prison.
Nobody Wonders About Body Guards, Plane Crashes, and Phil Robertson
Nobody Wonders
Here’s three events in the news that have got this Nobody….wondering.
He is old news…but the fraud interpreter at Mandela’s funeral was standing there for four hours before any security detail checked him out. What does THAT tell you? Do you really think with all those world dignitaries on the stage that SOMEBODY’s service detail would have not know that this guy was an imposter? He is pretty buff, and he has a brand new apple computer, but hey—he’s sorry.
Nobody Wonders if he wasn’t hired (Come on, what schizophrenic do you know that has biceps bursting through their jacket?) to stand close by to take a bullet just in case anyone from the crowd took a shot at one of the speakers. Never mind the American Presidential FBI being so lame, how did all the other security guards miss it?
Have you heard any alarms from any country besides South Africa?
And, he saw angels. Right. I see dead people. Next time find a body guard who can actually sign.
And then there was the “ho hum” news about Loretta Fuddy. Poor Loretta, she was the only fatality in a plane crash….what are the odds that all the other people survived? You have to ask the question: Can the government have people who hold secrets they don’t want revealed killed, and make it look like an accident?
Did Ron Brown NOT have a bullet hole in his head?
Loretta was the women, who produced Obama’s birth certificate, after it was announced that it didn’t exist.
Obama asked for copies of the document, and under Fuddy, the state instantly waived a long-claimed ban on reproducing long-form birth certificates. On Fuddy’s instructions, copies were produced and delivered to Judith Corley, a private attorney for Obama.
Fuddy had written to Obama: “We hope that issuing you these copies of your original Certificate of Live Birth will end the numerous inquiries received by the Hawaii Department of Health to produce this document.”
Immediately after the delivered copy was posted on the White House website, however, numerous computer graphics and software experts declared it fraudulent.
Poor Loretta…made the last page of the last article of the conservative blogs, a patriot helping her President only to be taken out by a freak accident…because anyone who would dare to suggest that Loretta was maybe regarded as a National Security risk would be considered a nutcase. Nobody Wonders if there was an deaf interpreter on that plane.
And to save the best for last, Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty, had this to say about gays:
“It seems like, to me, a vagina – as a man – would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me,” Robertson stated. “I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”
Nobody Wonders why in the world the liberals are all upset and why would anyone make so much fuss about something that makes so much sense?
Will Obama finally come out of the closet?
Nobody Wonders.
And Now, A Word From Our Sponcer…
Nobody’s Pick:
It’s hard to believe that this all time favorite Christmas movie didn’t make much when it first came out, isn’t it? When was the last time you remember seeing a recent movie that had so many lessons about life in it?
And don’t say Forest Gump either…What lesson was in that? If you’re stupid you can make it to the top? (Hey, I like it now, but when I first saw it, it made me pretty mad.)
Mr. Potter could be on the Federal Reserve. I suggest Tom Hanks redo this…
HA! Fat chance.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Perfect: Paris, Lindsey, Katy….Dolly?
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have three American diva’s that are crying out for the Nobody’s Perfect award: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Katy Perry.
Did you really want me to talk about Obamacare? I didn’t think so.
First up, we have Paris Hilton, whose only goal in life is to…party, and Lindsey Lohan, whose only goal in life is to..party. You would THINK they would love each other…
But..not anymore. It seems Paris’s brother, Barron Hilton (The Hilton’s like to name their kids properly.) was at a Miami mansion, and said something rather nasty about Lohan, and then Lindsey ordered someone to beat him up. You have to wonder if this was a knockout warm-up or if Barron is just short.
Paris was so mad she posted this in Instagram:
“They both will pay for what they did. No one f—-with my family and gets away with it!! And that she should “watch her back. “
Lindsey then had this to say:
“You talk s— about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get.”
This is pop culture at its best. And a fine example of years going to the best schools. To this Nobody’s Says: Where’s the YouTube video? Come on guys! Was your cell phone stuck in the limo? 
And then there’s the woman who used to be married to the greatest pop socialist of the last decade— Russell Brand: Katy Perry. Just the fact that she married him, should tell you all you need to know about her lack of mental floss.
It seem Katy, in an interview, said that she didn’t let her parents go and watch her sing at President Obama’s inauguration last January, because they were Republicans and did not vote for Obama.
From Newsbusters:
As Perry tells it, her parents met when Mary, “a pot-smoking debutante” and freelance journalist, was covering a tent revival in Las Vegas, which Keith, an acid-dropping hippie turned preacher, was attending. “People don’t understand that I have a great relationship with my parents—like, how that can exist,” she says. “There isn’t any judgment. They don’t necessarily agree with everything I do, but I don’t necessarily agree with everything they do. They’re at peace with—they pray for me is what they do. They’re fascinated with the idea that they created someone who has this much attention on her. My parents are Republicans, and I’m not. They didn’t vote for Obama, but when I was asked to sing at the inauguration, they were like, ‘We can come.’ And I was like, ‘No, you can’t. I love you so much, but that—on principle.’ They understood, but I was like, ‘How dare you?’ in a way.”
How dare they? How DARE they want to go to the Capitol (which they help pay for with taxes) to watch their daughter sing (whom they FED from the time she was a baby) even though they didn’t vote for Obama? (Who they also pay his salary by their federally stolen taxes.) How DARE they?
(Cough) if ONLY they were still pot-smoking acid-dropping hippies again, I bet they could have gone.
Okay: maybe we should take a vote on this one:
All who think that Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan are basically acting like spoiled diva thugs, with little class and not much brains…raise your hands.
All who think that Katy Perry’s rudeness to her own parents, not to mention, the lack of ANY kind of simple understanding of our rights as Americans…raise your hand.
Mmmmm
Who won?
I’m going with Dolly Parton! She recently stuck up for Miley Cyrus’s porn inspiring twerking. Good lord Dolly...as if she needed your help. Did your coat of many colors get lost at the local laundry mat in East St. Louis?
So far, I haven’t seen Paris OR Lindsey twerk at all. Okay. Almost…but not like Miley.
But then again, the year’s not over yet. If Dolly starts twerking— I’m never listening to “I will Always Love You.’ ever again.
White House…White Trash…BIG Tree!
Nobody Cares
I can just hear the conversations in the White House before this:
“Ah mom…do we HAVE to?”
Both of Michelle’s daughters looked bored to death. And notice, Michelle acted as if the tree was HER personal tree.. her attitude is, “Hey thanks for giving us such a big tree, right girls?” She put on a very short— “Okay now! Big tree…now you people GO AWAY!” speech.
She couldn’t help but be herself. Instead of, saying, “The American people appreciate this beautiful tree, and the tradition it brings in the spirit of the season.” Or something more high class, she made a sort of fake appreciation of the moment. No doubt, they are looking forward to the parties, but they all really want to get away. You can see it on their faces.
And speaking of them getting out in the world, millions of poor people (many of them black) all over the country right now are fighting in Wal-Marts for their big screen TV’s, (because they can’t afford them at any other time) are at this moment suffering the long lines, while the Obama’s will probably be going to Hawaii, after they get finished with all their holiday parties. Obama’s trips to Hawaii are always the most expensive to the taxpayers, but he doesn’t care. “Let them eat Cup Cakes!”
Kelly Osborne had it right, when she was blocked for an hour from getting into her Beverly Hills home because Obama was at a private party at some basketball players house. She basically said last week that the Obama’s act more like Kings and Queens than the real Royalty in England.
But, as the great Obama once said, ‘You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.” I think it takes one to know one.
Nobody Thinks we have our first “White trash” family in the White House, no offense to the real white trash out there who are in a higher class than these two.
Nobody Loves ALL 49 Pilots!
Nobody Gets Email
Hey, how about some GOOD news? Enjoy!
(Thanks to J.R)
At Arrowhead Stadium Sunday….As you know the budget cuts have eliminated the military flyovers at large events. Well, there’s a group of guys in Kansas City who do some formation flying in their own planes and that decided they’d volunteer to pick up the slack. They invited a couple of other groups to join them and before they knew it they had 48 guys with their homemade RV airplanes signing up to join in. If they had more time, they probably would have gotten an even larger group as people kept joining and a 49th was added near the event. One additional feature of the flyover was the use of pink smoke for cancer awareness. The folks from the Guinness Book where there and are expected to confirm it as the largest formation flight ever. And to top it off the crowd later set the record for the loudest gathering at a football stadium.
Yi Lin Zhuo VS Man With a Fish
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two people who were just not perfect enough to foresee their future: Yi Lin Zhuo VS a Man with a Fish.
Both these men did not see the jealousy they were arousing on those around them, and therefore, they suffered.
Let’s take Yi Lin Zhuo first:
Yi Lim Zhuo’s crime was being too rich. Yes, it seems he let a illegal Chinese cousin come over from China, and stay with him and his family. Not too smart. The young and lazy (according to all who knew him) Mingdong Chen, (see picture here) was so jealous of Yi Lim’s Zhuo life, that one day, while Yi Lim was at work, he butchered Yi Lim’s wife and four children. because it just wasn’t fair….
Zhuro
Mingdong Chen, 25, showed no remorse when he confessed to slaughtering the family that allowed him to live in their Brooklyn apartment and admitted that he committed the atrocity because he envied their way of life, a police source told The Post. .NYPD Chief of Department Philip Banks III said Chen had cited his inability to make it in America as his motive for the slayings..
“Everyone here is doing better than me,” Banks quoted the suspect as saying during a confession in Mandarin Chinese, the only language Chen speaks. Two of the kids, including the baby, had been decapitated, and there was a trail of blood throughout the house, sources said.
And then there’s this fellow:
Fisherman Bob. (He looks like a Bob.) Not realizing that he has no right to catch fish without sharing his fair share with the seals, Pancho the seal just took it, right out of his hands. Yes, Pancho was jealous.
Poor fisherman Bob—outsmarted by a seal. Nobody’s Perfect.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
The MEDIA!
Not only did they not report that Mingdong Chen should not have even been in this country, they seemed sympathetic to the fact that he just couldn’t seem to get it through his head that maybe his cousin had worked long and hard for his riches. After all, it’s not Obama’s fault that the economy is so bad and amnesty hasn’t been passed, and he didn’t get his free welfare check. Obviously, Zhuro was in that secret terrorist society called……conservatives.
And instead of doing their job and going after the lying President for always claiming to know absolutely positively nothing about any scandal that occurs on his watch— (IRS, Fast and Furious, FBI prostitutions, millions losing their insurance, NSA spying, Michelle’s midnight McDonalds’ runs…) , they are posting video’s of people losing their fish. ( I got this video from The Huffington Post. )
So, congratulations liberal and clueless reporters…you win the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week. Nobody reports the “rich Vs the poor’ communist manifesto revolution garbage in order to promote class warfare, more than YOU!
When you finally print those pictures of Obama in the bathhouses of Chicago, that you’ve been hiding, maybe we’ll all start trusting you again.
Nobody’s Fool: John McAfee
Nobody’s Fool
Everybody who has had a computer, probably at one time in their lives, had McAfee antivirus on their computer. And last night…John was on Coast to Coast.
The man is pretty incredible. He started out selling drugs: got a Master’s Degree in Math: than worked with NASA, started his own highly successful Antivirus company, and then…suddenly he was on the “most wanted” list. The liberal media tried to hang him as a criminal, and make him out to be a drug-selling, cocaine sniffing, murderer. And dangerous. He said he was set up in Belize, and yes, I believe him. In case you were not aware, he was living in Belize when the government accused him of murdering his neighbor.
But…it’s no wonder they don’t like him. John is developing a device that everyone will be able to put on their phones and computers that will keep the NSA from listening in on you or tracking you. He admitted that the government will probably not let him sell it in the United States, but he will sell it to the rest of the world.
Merkel will probably give him free beer for the rest of his life.
Can you imagine? That is going to be one of the hottest products in the world, and everybody is going to want one. (Including me)
Oh…he also said he looked at the Obamacare code, and you can’t even repair it. It should be thrown out, which he said they will NEVER do. The reason he gave was that to save money, they hired people from India, and for it to work, the systems have to download to every computer, and it’s just too big, and that’s why it’s such a mess.
He reminds me very much of Richard Feynman. Very high I.Q….and a bit of a shit disturber…Having said that: He believes in the Constitution, and loves the founders of our country, and therefore, he is on a big hit list…because that makes him a terrorist in Obama’s world.
AND–He looks fabulous for a man of 78.
So, Richard wins my Nobody’s Fool Award for the week. We could use a lot more fools like John McAfee.
Some Super Fun Superstitions…
Nobody Reads:
Here’s some superstitions from the book, Beliefs, Rituals and Magic, by Xavier Waterkeyn, and what Nobody thinks of them:
People with thin, angular ears have bad tempers. People with long or prominent ears have a gift for music and the bigger the earlobe the smarter you are.
Is that why Africans do this?
People make the sign of the horn with their hand to protect themselves from bad magic.
And here I thought Gene Simmons was part of the illuminati. These people are actually protecting themselves against getting something bad from those tea party people.
Among the great apes, staring is universally understood as a challenge to dominance.
So, Tom Cruz needs to do more staring.
Justice is blind so that she not be distracted when she lays down her judgment.
Okay. Every member of the Supreme Court needs to go over all their former lame and un-constitutional decisions (Obamacare, Woe Vs Wade, Corporations are people, affirmative action) and redo the cases with blindfolds on.
Muslim women never cut their hair.
So they have the body temperature of a camel underneath those burkas in the hot desert sun? (Do yo see where I’m going with this? Or maybe, you’d prefer not too. )
It was the Romans that thought the middle finger was shameful.
No wonder our politicians use it so much.
Muslims have to wipe themselves with their left hand after defecating. That’s why they cut off the right hand of ‘criminals.
Just think how this affected their early brain development. Obama…IS left handed. 
The Aztecs tore out the hearts of 80,400 prisoners over four days.
Uh…..
A star represents the woman, and the crescent moon the man.
Uh……
Napoleon believed that men with large, prominent noses had strength, courage, intelligence and determination and he would select his generals on the basis of their noses. The Duke of Wellington the man who defeated napoleon at Waterloos had a big nose.
This of course leads to the obvious, a man with big feet……
Duke of Wellington
Women that spend a lot of time together will find that their cycles all synchronies.
This is absolutely true. In every bar I ever worked in, within six months all the waitresses and I would synchronize our periods. Somebody explain this to me.
Many men have died urinating on electrified railroad tracks in subways.
And STILL—the United Nations…does nothing. (Let’s call Dave Barry)
The ancient Greeks commonly practiced infanticide by leaving unwanted babies out and exposed to the elements and the Inuit would do this too.
Proof that democracy is a lousy system, as our founders tried to tell us.
81 percent of women who don’t finish high school end up with a man who didn’t either. 71 percent of women who finish college end up with a man who did. 94 percent of white men marry white women, 89 percent of women marry white men.
Clearly, this is racist.
Walking under the ladder is considered bad luck because it’s the Holy Trinity. Never sit thirteen down at a table, one will die within the year. This comes from the Christian last supper, which had 13. The reason the number 13 diners at the last supper and that Christ died on a Friday, which is why it’s considered unlucky.
Any Friday the 13th bad luck stories out there? My own mother had a massive stroke on Friday the 13th, and she was visited by a white dove in her back yard for a whole year before her death which she always swore (had come to take me away.) A week before her stroke, the dove disappeared. So, I’m not so sure there isn’t something to this.
Many non-Caucasian populations lack the proper digestive enzymes to assimilate milk properly and this explains the absence of dairy food in the cuisines of east Asia.
And here I thought it was because cows were so cute.
The Roman Empire paid their troops with salt. Hence the word salary.
Now, they want to take all the salt and salary away.
Pirates wore an earring in the left ear because it was suppose to keep them from drowning.
Now, the gay Navy guys can put one in their other ear for double the luck!
Part of the social contract of royalty is to convince the peasants of the aristocracy’s superiority.
So, the real reason the Obama’s are opening up the White House for Christmas is so that they can have great rich parties, and take thousands of pictures of themselves standing by Christmas trees with ornaments given to them by the Muslim Brotherhood. It’s important to keep up appearances of the fact that THEY have 89 trees in the White House, and you only have…one. And YOU paid for theirs.
In Islamic tradition angels in green turbans visited Mohammed and the prophet’s banner is green. In hour of this the flag of Saudi Arabia is green with white writing. The flag of Libya goes even further and is entirely green. These countries are desert.
Another reason they don’t like us. We—have—trees.
There are few trees in Egypt so they burn dung.
God was wise.
Red in the morning Sailors take warning, Red at night, Sailor’s delight.
This is actually based on science, something not see any more in climate data.
David Berkowitz the Son of Sam killed five of his eight victims during a full moon.
Did anyone bother to ask him WHY? Was he actually synchronizing his killings with other serial killers?
The deadliest ever recorded the Tri State tornado of 18 March 1925, crossed the Mississippi River from Missouri to Illinois during its journey of destruction it killed 695 people.
Nobody blamed that on global warming….but then again, Nobody could predict Al Gore would be born.
Zonation on Racist Democrats
Nobody’s Fool
I couldn’t help myself…Zonation continues to impress me with his intellectual savvy. Here, Zo and his friends, point out how racist this liberal commercial is, and democrats in general.
So, Zo and his nation wins my Nobody’s Fool Award of the week! We need MORE! MORE!
The U.S. Post Office VS Bob Costos
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have two sports bloopers: The U.S. Post Office VS Bob Costos
The first blooper came last week, when the ever long-suffering Post Office printed up a whole line of new stamps to honor Michelle Obama’s “let’s just move, so I can be known for doing something besides spending your money ” obesity program for kids. But, at the event in which the stamps were revealed… it seems the first lady was a gasped at the thought that the kids might get some dangerous ideas from the stamps.
Yes….cannonballs, headstands, swinging on a swing, running, playing basketball without a helmet—- standing AND breathing, are now all considered dangerous by the Obama’s
“Three of the stamps in the fifteen stamp series raised safety concerns among sports figures on the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition. The stamps in question depicted children performing a cannonball dive, skateboarding without kneepads, and doing a headstand without a helmet. The unsafe depictions came to light after USPS Marketing chief Nagisa Manabe asked Michelle Obama to take part in a first day ceremony for the stamps. That was apparently the first time the stamps had been reviewed by the Sports Council.”
Maybe they should have gotten someone named Mike as the Marketing chief.
I’m not so sure we can blame this on the Post Office, who right now, have their share of problems…like going bankrupt in a few days. (Or is it hours?) But, until they can come up with some starvation stamps…you know..kids not drinking milk, or eating pancakes, giving their food to the poor in India, —- the Post office will have to take the hit.
Funny, I couldn’t find out how much it cost to print those stamps anywhere.
And then there’s that lovable but hyperirritable sportscaster Bob Costos. Once again, Bob got the nudge from Obama to open his mouth to utter this ridiculous hyperbole:
That’s right. Bob claims the name REDSKINS is a slur. so….I found a bunch of “nobodies” on the internet who had this to say about Bob’s hypersensitivity to the color of anybody skin. Red or black.
Dr. Elephant: He is suddenly offended at “redskins”, but call Sarah Palin a “redneck” and he will just giggle.
Nobody: Dr. Elephante—He also just called anyone who was upset by his comments “any negative reaction comes from an extreme fringe.” I’m insulted, how about you?
The Grim Reaper: I consider “president” followed by Obama to be a slur….
TSH7623: Maybe you’re right Bob. Maybe we can achieve utopia by letting enlightened sports commentators and politicians gut all societies of anything that might possibly offend anyone. Why don’t you set a good example for everyone and stop vomiting your rotten-brained political correctness all over people who are trying to enjoy a GAME.
The Real Killer: Maybe Costos should rename himself “Cost Us” …in honor of his man-crush, Boy Baraka…and push for naming the team the same way….the Thinskins.
Victory Man: “Announcers”….I call them the “Medical mouthpieces”…..”So tell me coach, I know wide receiver Ralph Smith broke his leg on the last play before halftime, but, do you think he’ll be back in action for the second half”….”There’s a break in the action, so I must report that the band aid on the quarterback’s elbow has been replaced with a fresh one…back to you in the booth.”
Lazypadawoon: Maybe instead of changing the name, why not just replace the Indian with a potato? (rim shot)
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Is it the Post Office? After all, this is not the first time they have thrown out stuff: Dolly Parton’s free library books are a favorite trash bin Post Office item all across the country. And don’t go caroling near one any time soon, Christmas carolers are NOT allowed—-unless of course you are there to buy the Muslim Holiday celebration stamps, ordered by Obama. 
Or is it Bob Costas? Bob’s parroting of Obama’s every racially offensive whim insults my own parakeet, who frankly, has more common sense.
No…I’m afraid the prize goes to the Obamas. Congratulations Obamas…you win AGAIN!
Yes— Mr. and Mrs. Obama—-Who like the wasteful spenders that they are, love to dictate our lives down to our Muslim stamps, what our kids can do at playtime, and how skin color is the most important factor in deciding our sports names.
Really. I wish I had a team to honor MY white skin.
As for Obama— for a President to even bring up this petty subject, while by his own admission, the whole world is going to be destroyed within hours—-is a serious dereliction of duty.
It borders on impeachment.
Clearly. The Obama stamps will be here before he leaves office.
Which, is good news. Do you really think Obama would let the Post Office close before he got his own face put on a Forever Stamp?
Not gonna happen.
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About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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