Fundamentally Crippling Obama’s Excuses
Nobody’s Opinion
In the book, “The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Civil War” , H.W. Crocker III, analyses all the great Civil War generals on both sides. The only one he really hates is Union General George B. McClellan. He called him a spoiled, egocentric child.
McClellan had a habit of blaming everyone but himself for everything. Nobody Remembers that In the early morning of the Battle of Mechanicsville (26, June 1862), when his forces were being forced back by the Confederates, he wrote this:
“I have lost this battle because my forces were too small. I again repeat that I am not responsible for the result. The government has not sustained this army. If you do not do so now the game is lost. If I save this army now, I tell you plainly that I owe no thanks to you or any other persons in Washington. You have done your best to sacrifice this army.”
Lincoln waited much too long to fire the man, but Nobody’s Perfect.
How often have we heard this bellyaching from ‘President’ Obama? He has not accepted any responsibility for any of the disastrous things he has done to our country. Instead, he blames Bush, the Congress, Japan’s Tsunami, and —just as the cowardly McClellan who never fought in any battles (unlike every other general of the Civil War) he now blames the American people themselves, by cowardly sending out all his foot soldiers to attack the unpatriotic tea party.
At the black caucus meetings last Saturday he told the blacks to quit crying and complaining, and to “put on your marching shoes” to follow him to battle for jobs and opportunity—because if they don’t vote him in again, the GOP vision would “fundamentally cripple America.”
Nobody Wins when the man in the office does not admit the fact that he has only himself to blame for fundamentally crippling America. And Nobody Wonders if Obama’s main re-election strategy is to “cripple America,” then blame it on the other party…so then the people will re-elect him to fix it?
Nobody’s Fool: I’m sure it makes perfect sense to him.
And speaking of “fundamentally crippling America”–
The IMF, that international bank that loans billions to dictators all over the world, is broke. Nobody Knows where in the world the old guy who ran the International Monetary Fund disappeared to after he and the maid did the tango in New York, but to all the rest of us it seems obvious that “they” wanted the very tanned Christine Lagarde IN, so that ‘they” could ask Britain and the United States to fork up ANOTHER 1.5 trillion to bail out Europe. China is willing to fork it up, but Nobody Knows that whenever you owe the pawnshop of communism you are in deeper trouble. Nobody Reports that the G-20 will be meeting in November and try to make the continued raping of the West look like they are “saving ” it.
Nobody Cares about another small tidbit that I found in The National Enquirer: Michelle Obama gave the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, a Gibson Hummingbird acoustic guitar. That guitar is illegal, according to her husband who recently and unfairly charged The Gibson Guitar Company of the Lacey Act.
He had rare “wood.” I know. You don’t want rare wood in your guitars OR your men, Michelle.
The penalty is $250,000 dollar fine and five years in jail. They say, she didn’t know anything about the act, therefore she is not guilty of committing a crime. Nobody Flashes that’s a very small potatoes crime. Her husband bombed Libya without going to Congress. But…as the progressives like to point out: everything is relative.
And on the subject of committing crimes: it was reported that Obama is now campaigning, heavily. He is going to the rich people’s homes where he is charging $35,000 dollars a couple.
Tell me, what would YOU expect to get for $35,000?
Obama is going all over the United States to …rape the rich, and he’s coming to St. Louis soon. Tom Carnahan will be giving him a big fund-raising party.
The Carnahan’s are the Kennedy’s of Missouri.
His energy development firm, Wind Capital Group was helped by a sizable credit authorized in the stimulus, for an energy project in northwest Missouri.
The big party is going to be held in the exclusive neighborhood of mansions called Westmoreland. This neighborhood, where once, Mayor Alfonzo Cervantes lived, (the mayor who had the arch built) is next to the Chase Park Plaza. The Chase was the home during the sixties and seventies of the Mafia. I knew women who told me that they use to be curriers for diamonds and cash at the Chase, which they would deliver to the rooms for the mob guys. The suitcases would be taken to Las Vegas.
Westmoreland had a lot of mob guys with big fancy homes there. So it’s fitting that Obama, can visit the very rich black entrepreneurs in this neighborhood too. In fact, they helped him get elected. Bill Clinton helped set them all get set up in lucrative cable companies. Nobody Thinks and will continue to point out, that the mob and the Democratic Party merged quite some time ago.
This neighborhood was named after another American Vietnam “McClellan” General: William Westmoreland, but unlike McClellan , before he died Westmoreland admitted how badly managed (that’s a nice word) the Vietnam war had been and said this:
The last man in the world who should have been criticized was the American soldier. They should have criticized me.
Someday when America is crippled beyond repair, Obama will say:
The last people in the world who should have been criticized was the American patriot. They should have criticized me.”
And that will be the day, that dolphins fly, parrots swim at sea, and polticians really care about the people they see.
Obama McClellan: He DID say he was Irish, didn’t he?
Smut Peddlers Who Care…
Nobody Remembers
Larry Flynt came out this week and offered his usual $1 million dollars to anyone who had any kind of sex with Rick Perry. Rick must feel honored. He got offered MORE than Casey Anthony. Larry only offered her $500,000 to pose nude in his magazine. Nobody Remembers that this is not the first time Larry has tried to get the dirty digs and ruin the political careers of Republicans, although, Nobody Remembers that Larry once ran for political office as one, years ago.
No doubt, wearing a Halloween mask.
Back in 1998, Bob Livingston, Speaker of the Republican House, resigned after he heard that Hustler had the goods on him. At the time Larry was helping out his old outhouse buddy, Bill Clinton, and did a fine job at it too. After all, Bill was not the only one having “affairs” with Cuban cigars. Bill sent his bull-dog out to get the Republicans, and he did.
This is all so Mafia…really. Liberals hang around in the same circles of smut. Therefore, there is that natural attraction. They probably even sniff each other’s butts. (Okay, these images come into my mind when I see Larry’s picture..I instantly think: Dog–sorry.)
Larry is die-hard, bi-polar, atheist, Democrat— although he once professed to be an evangelical Christian after meeting Jimmy Carter’s sister. And for all his babbling about ‘free speech rights,’ the Democrats won’t even let you utter a word that they do not agree with. But THEY can call you Nazi, raciest, and bigot.
Republicans have no free speech rights, but Larry doesn’t care as long as they buy his magazines and go to his clubs. He is THE poster boy for the Democratic Club of whores if I may add.. and will do anything to help them out. Why he is not trying to find dirt on Mitt Romney tells you at least, that he considers Mitt a man of his liking. 
Poor Larry. He was raised by his mother and grandmother in extreme poverty and therefore grew up and started strip clubs, no doubt caused by the absence of a father. (Nobody makes this psychological stuff up.) He started the Hustler Magazines because his strip clubs were losing money (during Jimmy Carter’s recession) and so, to pay for the startup of the magazine, he deferred payments of sales taxes his clubs owned for their “activities.”
He did NOT go to jail. Why is that?
And that’s not all. He was once sentenced to 25 years for organized crime , and served six days. BUT…some great judge did send him to jail once for six months for wearing an American Flag as a diaper.
Nobody would have given him ten years.
After he got out, he was a candidate in the recall election of California Governor Gray Davies, calling himself a “smut peddler who cares.” That just about sums up every speech by every liberal I’ve ever heard. And if that isn’t absurd: Nobody remembers another quote from the great Larry Flynt:
“Just because I publish pornography does not mean that I am not concerned about the social ills that all of us are.”
You have it. According to Larry porn is not a social ill, but WE are. Go tell that to all the people who have been killed by the serial killers who get addicted to it. Not to mention, porn is the biggest money making industry on the planet.
Tell me, why aren’t all these CEO’s of porn on the Forbes 500 lists? Mmmmm? Surely they make more than Warren Buffet. You know they do. I know they do. They just don’t want anyone else to know they do, least we follow the dots.
Now, if Larry wanted to make more than a million: He should make an offer for someone to come up with smut on ‘President’ Obama. Why settle for less money, when you can have MORE Larry?
Think about it. If the Republicans could get smut on Obama they would. So…the logical analysis in my nobody mind on this point of absence by conservatives, is that all smut is owned by democrats.
The Smut Peddlers who care.
Nobody Flashes the Way to Obama’s Heart
Nobody Flashes:
Some of you I know, may not have seen this yet. Leave it to Drudge to dig up the really funny stuff that you have to see to believe.
I have only one thing to say: I will bet you —that this guy voted for Obama. I think he needs more potato chips, don’t you?
Nobody Gets Email: Obamacare–Shovel Ready
Nobody Gets Email
What is Mercantilism? “Mercantilism, which reached its height in the Europe of the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries was a system of statism which employed fallacy to build up a structure of imperial state power, as well as special subsidy and monopolistic privilege to individuals or groups favored by the state.” … Murray N. Rothbard
As we all know, Obamacare was passed so quickly and with such speed, nobody even read it or knew what was in it. It might as well have been an executive order. First off, it is unconstitutional, because nobody in Washington has the RIGHT to tell its people they HAVE to buy something or go to jail.
Here in Missouri, the citizens voted AGAINST Obamacare…and now we find out, they really don’t care what we think. —
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Breaking News! Governor Nixon is trying to set up an Obamacare Exchange, bypassing the legislature and your representation! Last spring the Missouri House of Representatives unanimously passed HR 609, a bill to set up the Missouri Health Insurance Exchange ‘required’ by Obamacare. It was stopped in the Missouri Senate. There is still strong opposition in the Senate, so Governor Nixon (D) is trying to use an existing bureaucracy as a vehicle for Obamacare Exchange by funneling federal Obamacare “Establishment Grant” funds through the Missouri Health Insurance Pool.
This action is tantamount to appropriating funds, a task constitutionally delegated to the House of Representatives.
Please call Governor Nixon and tell him not to skirt the appropriations process. Tell him not to use an executive order or other action to set up an Obamacare exchange.
Tell him to leave legislation to the legislature.
Jay Nixon 575 751 3222
The Liberty Team.
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Now, this is not on our local news, but everyone knows that this Nixon guy is going to do this no matter how many calls he receives. It’s not up to the citizens to call him, it’s up to the State Congress to impeach the man for breaking the law. After all, they all swore to uphold the Missouri Constitution, and representing the people. Calling Jay Nixon isn’t going to do a thing. You might as well call China and ask for a free trip to the Bahamas.
Sadly, we are all too used to this now.
(Thanks to Pattie )
Nobody’s Fool: Jackie Kennedy
Nobody’s Fool
As fast as the story came out, was about as fast as it was forgotten, but it was big news: Caroline Kennedy decided it was time for the world to hear “the rest of the story” from her mother, Jackie Kennedy…the woman who survived.
Arthur Schlesinger had interviewed Jackie after Jack’s death, in 1964, and she said things that had they had been released at the time she said them: would have caused more of a stir. So, you have to ask the question: Why did they take such a long time to release them?
Mmmmmmm?
As LBJ would say, in politics, nothing is a coincidence. (Or was it LBJ quoting FDR? )
Jackie, it seems, did not suffer fools. Unless of course it was her husband Jack. She had this to say about some very famous people of her time:
She called Indira Gandhi “a real prune — bitter, kind of pushy,” and said she had told Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev at a dinner to stop boring her with statistics on Ukraine. (He laughed.)
But it was her extreme dislike of Martin Luther King that was the most…shall we say, to this Nobody “refreshing”. Evidently, the FBI was recording him, and she heard him say some pretty nasty things about Jack’s funeral.
After being told by her husband of some of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s alleged sexual peccadilloes after “that freedom march thing,” she called the civil rights leader “a phony.”
“I just can’t see a picture of Martin Luther King without thinking, you know, that man’s terrible.”
Gee…and Martin Luther King’s memorial just went up in the National Mall. Good timing Caroline, you’re mother would be proud.
Nobody Remembers one particular phone conversation of Jackie’s that I had heard on the radio…LBJ was on the other line. Her voice was almost a complete imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s. She sounded fake, breathy, and she was so sweet and obsequious to LBJ, I felt like I was listening to phone sex..
Jackie, like many people in history, think LBJ had her husband killed. So, it was not just Martin Luther King she was horrified of, it was also LBJ. No wonder she used all her charm.
“Jack said it to me sometimes. He said, ‘Oh, God, can you ever imagine what would happen to the country if Lyndon were president?”‘ she recalled. (And they were right.)
“If they’re killing Kennedys, then my children are targets…I want to get out of this country.”
And so she did. She married one of the richest men in the world (Aristotle Onassis) to protect her children, and moved.
You have to say one thing about Jackie—She was born a thoroughbred, and stuck to that stamp of elite all through her life, with grace. She made the elites of our time look like Snookie pigs in a mud slide.
Jackie was by all accounts a terrific mother. Many thought that her son would have been President one day…and the country certainly would have been better off without the Clintons in power…if they had not have killed him.
Oh…excuse me, his plane crashed…
Someday I hope to hear another story about how grandma Caroline thinks that her brother’s death was not an accident…
Anyway, Jackie survived, and thankfully did not live to see her son’s plane crash.
Nobody Thinks that the release of this very important information from the Democrats dynasty, right before an upcoming presidential election, shows that at least the last Kennedy standing, wanted to put the record straight.
They will hide this revelation: It’s not as important as “jobs” they will say. But in the world of politics, it’s nice to know that at least one person from history who was there, had enough courage to tell the American people the truth.
It’s about friggin, time.
It’s 9/11: Do You Know WHO Your President Is?
Nobody Remembers
It’s almost here, the tenth anniversary of 9/11. We will be watching the horrible pictures of the Twin Towers being destroyed again and again, with enough footage to make your heart-break all over, again and again.
I was searching through the video’s of 9/11 memorials, when I came across this one. Made by some people who wanted to give a few pictures of their talented dogs. And why not? It made me laugh…no disrespect to those that lost loved ones and will suffer forever…it was just a small token of appreciation from a couple of nobodies and their dogs…to the soldiers overseas.
Here it is ten years after, and the damage from that day never seems to end. In fact, you could almost say, we not only lost a couple of buildings that day filled with thousands of people, we lost our future. We have given up cherished freedoms for safety and yet we are told that we are still vulnerable. The scars from that day will last a lifetime and the money spent on trying to change all the Muslims Nations is bankrupting us along with everything else. Nobody will wonder if America elected Barack Hussein Obama to show how magnanimous a people we really are.
Whatever you may think about whether the buildings coming down were staged, or how it happened, one fact sticks out like a rubber ducky in a bathtub: Our leaders had plenty of warning, and did nothing. Their incompetence was almost criminal. I was listening to the pilot of Air Force One today who said they got all their facts from the cable news (on the plane) on 9/11. Do you buy that?
I don’t. Just like I wouldn’t buy that lady in the video doesn’t really love that dog.
After we were attacked, Bush sounded very bullish, went to Iraq, and fought a politically correct war. Today he has come out BEFORE the speech this weekend, to remind us all that he deserve the credit for the capture of bin Laden, so that Obama doesn’t take it away from him for eternity.
Sad, but that’s politics.
And nobody is sadder than the people who lost love ones that day. And— Nobody is mad that so many people voted for a man after 9/11 who insisted on keeping his Muslim name, after so many people had died at the hands of Allah.
What… an…insult. What idiots.
We have all heard, that in this day of mourning, God and his clergy will not be allowed to take part this year in the ceremonies. Firefighters are not welcomed, police are not welcomed, the families will be kept far away… but you can bet every politician in D.C. will be there, saying, “God bless America.”
Will Obama speak in Arabic? Will he talk of the peaceful people that he knows and loves? Will he talk about the great religion of Islam? It’s been ten years…where are they? Obama has made 9/11 a day of “service” but you know and I know, that to all of us that still have the grace that God gave us, it will always be a day of prayer.
I plan to watch this video at least a few times more, and I will be thinking of our President….whose dog days, (I will pray with all my heart and every doggie leap) …are numbered.
Pass the Medicare Please…
Nobody Gets Email:
This came to me a few days ago. Not sure if it is right. The sender checked with Snopes but found nothing. Nevertheless, I really don’ think it’s unbelievable, do you?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Progressively Fear-Baiting Puppies
Nobody’s Opinion: Here we go again: Katia the hurricane is heading for New Orleans. Really, the nerve. She should have gone to Texas, because about right now, you could do a fast quick-step in the dirt, cause a spark, and burn down half of Dallas it’s so dry. New Orleans doesn’t need more mud on Bourbon Street, the participation from urination will keep it wet well through 2050.
But, we live in the world of “Hurry up and make it sound ominously like the end.” I realized that we are getting minute by minute updates on disasters, storms, debt crisis, and terrorists, and it’s becoming annoying. I get extremely overly excited when I see a puppy commercial now because I’m getting so desperate for something normal to come on TV.
“Look…Look…a puppy! A puppy!”
I’m not proud of this, but I figure it’s not my fault. I’m becoming Armageddon challenged.
I was pretty scared by Kim’s Kardashian’s wedding myself. I find myself praying that she would NOT bear children. Can you just imagine their children? What is he…six feet fourteen? Mixed that with 64tripleD boobs…we are talking a whole new species. The planet doesn’t have that much room.
I was thinking about the fear factor today, and how the news is ALWAYS bad, and decided to make a list of all the things I’m suppose to fear from both parties, in order to get a logical perspective:
Democrats:
Pollution:
1. Take it from Daryl Hanna: if you burn oil in your car, you are destroying the very water, food, and air that you breath. If a pipeline is built down through the United States from Canada, it will spill into the aqueducts and kill all the poor illegal’s in New Mexico, who will be drinking it out of the local desert spigots. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty dire.
The fact that those tanks from Fema that are meant to protect DreamWorks won’t be needed anymore because the sheer volume of oil, if it should happen to escape the pipeline, will destroy Los Angeles, along with Steven’s famous props from JAWS.
Almost makes you want to give Daryl a big hug. Go ahead guys. She probably hasn’t had a good hug since John-John left her for that other blond.
AND MORE Pollution:
2. Al Gore is right. He won, and the earth lost because Al did not become President and therefore we have to close down all the parks in California, so that the Bohemian Grove can fit more people in it this year. Obama is bringing his whole tribe from Kenya, and they need to build more tents. In fact he plans to leave them there. That’s why they have to close the parks to the public. God forbid they wander into the Redwood forest and find drunk Kenyan’s roasting Mexicans.
The rich this year have so much discuss: Basically, how do they keep the banks printing enough money so that Fannie and Freddie can give more homes to Obama’s new arrivals, and kept their bonuses coming on strong? And …should they let Janet Napolitano dress in drag this year?
Jobs
3. The poor illegal immigrants must get amnesty, or America is doomed. As Bill Clinton warned, without new young Nino’s, wino’s and Nina’s, those guys in DC will have to take less. Besides, they are starving, and if that tea party doesn’t let them in, then we just won’t kick them out. If we have no more gardeners, fruit pickers and welfare recipients, the country will just collapse. After all, politicians have a lot of pools to clean.
SEX
4. Most important on of all, we need to protect the gays. If we DONT protect the gays, then who will the women turn to when those mean, nasty, and chauvinistic men divorce them? There are so many starving children in the world, and if we have more gays adopting, we can truly have a diversified America. The future of the world depends on it.
Doomsday
5. The tea party people are going to destroy the planet. They must die. They are old, and hopefully they will die, because they have planned to lynch the blacks. In fact, every black should start circling around the banks because that’s where the tea party people have their money. The blacks have no jobs because tea party people think the racist Constitution is something they want to save. Good thing they have a black President to point that out.
6. Sarah Palin, might run for President. If that happens, progressives will have to move for real.
Republicans:
Total FUBAR:
1. Obama
2. Obama
3. Obama
4., 5., 6, Obama.
Okay, what more can he do?
And most importantly, what can we do?
I suggest, we replace all Democrats with puppies. I’m at a loss for logical solutions.
Nobody NOTES: Okay, they are using the fear factor to bring us to our knees every day, but there is ONE fear that happened to really work. When the American people found out that Obama supported a Mosque being built right by ground zero, they got really mad. I’m not making this up. All of a sudden the thought of Texans walking down fifth avenue sent the snobs on Martha’s Vineyard into a real tizzy.
SUDDENLY, a new building appeared out of thin air… after ten long years of nothing, and it’s reported on every single day by Fox News. As if to say…”Okay! Okay! Calm down! We are building something—.jeez!
But…just don’t pray there.”
Maybe we should replace all Muslims with puppies too. The planet would thank us.
(Nobody notes: Please, before you think I hate all Muslims, it’s the religion stupid, not the people.)
If It Looks Like Fascism: Walks Like Fascism: It Sure as Hell Ain’t Cherry Pie
Nobody Remembers
I remember my dear departed mother that day…when she saw little Elian Gonzales being taken away at gunpoint in Miami, in the middle of the night. Big burly soldier were pointing their guns at an unarmed family. Little Elian was torn out from the arms of the man who saved him from the water, after of course, his mother drowned trying to get her son to America…away from Castro. My mother screamed in horror..and despair:
“America is dead! Oh lord..it’s dead…it’s dead..!!..”
My mother had survived World War II, and while many already in American were passive to the event, not the older ones. Not the men and women who had fought the Nazi’s and the Fascists, and the Japs.
Our schools had already done a fine job of erasing those moments in time, but still, that was NOT suppose to happen in America. Janet Reno took a small boy, and gave him BACK to Castro.
Neither one of could believe our own eyes. We felt the same way when they basically burned down the innocents at Waco. Tanks were used then. But the media made those “armed” citizens out to be a threat. Not as much as Janet. Little children were burned.
Too bad. They were religious zealous we were told.
Today I was listening to the President of Gibson Guitars, Henry Juszkiewicz, described how armed men had come into his company, threatened his workers, and confiscated enough wood to put production back a month. It was all legal of course, but he was told if he moved his plant to Madagascar, then they would leave him alone.
Face it America…we are witnessing American Fascism. And we…remain silent.
You see, we have been brainwashed to never question the affairs of our government. Our media TELLS us about it, but then moves on to the latest weather storm.
Well, that Gibson Guitar Company has been running porn for..wait. They have done nothing wrong at all, while our own government sells weapons to drug cartels.
Who’s the criminal here?
Do not doubt them. And if you do, guns will come into your business, or home.
Now, go across the Atlantic to Russia, where BP, has an office.:
British Petroleum (BP) was visited by bailiffs and about 15 armed special forces with machine guns in Moscow office on Wednesday, saying it was “part of a pressure campaign against BP.” What did BP do? Well, they were negotiating with the Russian oil Major Rosneft to drill in the Arctic. And then all of a sudden the contract was given to ExxonMobil.
Cliff Kupchan, a Russian specialist in Washington said the BP raid reminds us of the “continuing, often capricious, non rule of law based business environment that frequently impairs business in Russia.”
Can you say that bursting into any business with guns waving in a guitar factory is NOT capricious, with no rule of law” is impairing business here in America? This only happens in communist Russia, or China we say.
Nope…it happening here. I bet we don’t hear about half of the stuff going on. I’m convinced that media is covering most of it up. .”It happened to HIM not me.” we say to ourselves.
But, it’s only a matter of time.
Will B.B. King speak up? Chuck Berry? Gene Simmons? Bono? Anybody? Think about it, I’m sure there are plenty of musicians mad as hell about his, but you do not see one of them on the any station.
I was reading about this on Glenn Beck, and I picked the most interesting comments from his readers:
It’s called Internationalism and it is being pushed by the U.N.. In this extreme concept of Internationalism the wealthy nations must be brought down and the poor nations brought up, at the expense of the wealthy, in order to create a more uniform global market place.
This concept is not new and it is being taught in many of our schools. It is imported from Geneva, Switzerland, and it is called the International Baccalaureate Program (IB). The International Baccalaureate organization is an NGO of the U.N.. It does not support our Bill of Rights. It supports and promulgates the U.N. declaration of Human Rights, something quite different. It is anti-American.Well if you tell Right to work states to shift manufacturing to favored third world nations where Trumpka is trying to organize them, then you pave the way for their left wing utopia at the expense of American workers & the ability to lead independent lives free from the government or collectivist union leaches.
On another blog someone from Austria saw the Gibson story and pointed out this was straight up fascism at work. Every other guitar company is unionized & contribute to democrats – welcome to left wing neo-f
One of Gibson’s leading competitors is C.F. Martin & Company. The C.E.O., Chris Martin IV, is a long-time Democratic supporter, with $35,400 in contributions to Democratic candidates and the DNC over the past couple of election cycles. According to C.F. Martin’s catalog, several of their guitars contain “East Indian Rosewood.” In case you were wondering, that is the exact same wood in at least ten of Gibson’s guitars.
There you go…the little nobody’s know what’s happening, thank God. NOW..anyone who EVER picked up a guitar, should be screaming and writing Congress.
My first guitar: L-4 CES Mahogany-Electric
And remember…drink your tea.
Nobody Wins when a govenment comes in with guns on law- abiding citizens.
Ray Stevens Gives Clues to Obama’s Speech…
Nobody Knows …
Why I like this guy, but I do. “President” Obama is going to give his speech on the “budget” and “jobs” but Ray Stevens sums it up for you…you won’t even have to listen to it.
I’ve had one of those days…you know the kind, you’re on schedule and then…someone calls you from the past, and you spend two hours catching up, and then admits a high school crush on your best friend, who just lost a husband, and so you call HER up, and before you know it..you tell her, and the world is spinning with possibilities and laughter and…then all of a sudden, you find out the world of politics is exactly the same as it was yesterday, and that essay on the stupidity of some Muslim women that was in your head seems to evade you,..along with he fact that men cannot throw their 7- year- olds off a boat anymore without some slack.
The MOST important headline of the day was Obama making up his mind when to give his new budget/jobs speech, without upsetting half the country.
I’m going out on a limb and predict that tomorrow…Obama will play golf.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Nobody’s Perfect, No. 2: Bernice King VS Michelle Bachmann
Nobody’s Perfect
Let me say right off: The reason I posted Michelle’s big blooper on “Elvis’s birthday” (when it was actually the day he died) was because, I have wasted too much time searching for the “mistake” that Bernice King made at the MLK memorial ceremony. She said that President Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence, which was equally as amazing.
So, let’s compare: Michelle is running for the Presidency. Should she know Elvis’s birthday? Some people might say that Elvis was just as important to America as Martin Luther King. My neighbor for one. Is Elvis’s birthday going to effect her dicisions in the White House? Probably not. The only person insulted by this really idiotic mistake would be Elvis fans.
And then, we have Bernice King, who reads right through her speech at the memorial for her father and says that Abraham Lincoln signed The Declaration of Independence.
Excuse me? Did Popeye sign The Constitution? Did Jesse Jackson tour with the the Dave Clark Five? Was it the white people who sold their fellow countrymen to slavery? Did Obama say the United States has 57 states?
Oh..well,—yes he did…and he went to HARVARD.
Was Daddy King so busy marching for civil rights that he forgot to teach his kids anything? One thing King’s children DO know how to do is milk the taxpayers. The Kings have been making big money off their daddy’s name for years, and this memorial was no exception.
What bothered me the most was her comparing Lincoln “sitting down” and MLK “standing up.” (See video here) What was she saying? The blacks will rule everyone in the future. Hang in there. Someday, Martin Luther King will write the NEW Declaration of Black Independence, where diversity is mandated to mean that every black will get hired before every white, as is their American right, and I suppose that it will be said by future KINGS that Abraham Lincoln signed that too.
Nobody is bothered by this: John Adams and his son John Quincy Adams, the ONLY founders who refused to own slaves, and fought every single day for the blacks to be free against the Democrats in the Congress, still have no memorial. Without JQA, the subject of slavery would have never been discussed. Think how history would have been effected.
The Adams’ have only a mere few quotes on the side of the Smithsonian, which by the way, Bernice King should be thankful about because it was JQA who dreamed of the Smithsonian and held the money donated for the Smithsonian from Congress to be used, only for that purpose.
Imagine if JQA had been President, in modern times, Social Security would never have been touched. If not for him, the mall wouldn’t even had existed for future blacks to go visit their memorial. You can bet that if MS King doesn’t know that Lincoln did not sign the Declaration of Independence, she had no clue who John Quincy Adams was. But…she might know Elvis’s birthday…what do you think?
So,—What gal gets the most Kudo’s for making statements of ignorance harmful to the nation?
Nobody Thinks— you already know.
One last Nobody remark: Many are forgiving both these women for just being “nervous.” Michelle, I think, has apologised.— Has Bernice?
Tucker Barnes: Send That Man to Washington!
Nobody’s Opinion
Tucker Barnes, the Cesspool Reporter who got sent out to stand in the middle of Hurricane Irene, and make his immemorial moment in Weatherman History, will forever be the most exciting thing that we will remember about Irene. Mayor Bloomburg, ‘President’ Obama, even Ann Coulter’s pick for President, Chris Christie, will be long forgotten…but not this guy. The poor guy, either didn’t know it, or didn’t want to report it— All that foam splashing in his mouth and down his shoes was actually raw sewage. This of course shows you how ridiculously controlled our TV’s are. A REAL news station would have said this:
“Hurricane Irene is showing just how badly our sewer system is working. See all that stuff hitting our Tucker? That’s raw, nasty smelling, sewage folks.”
But, no…the meteorologists who we all ASSUME would have known what that stuff was, since becoming a meteorologist takes a lot of study, would have known that it was sewage. But he tells Tucker that it was “some kind of organic material.” In a politically correct world, “organic material” is just a nice name for raw sewage, and would also be another name for many current politicians for that matter. In fact, I think I’m going to start calling them all that.—“organic material.” Except Al Gore. There is nothing organic about that man at all. Al is made out of “moronic material.” And he’s spreading it around like “organic material.” You need titanium boots just to be around him.
Heaven forbid the taxpayers know how well their city officials keep tract of the “organic material.”
Here in Missouri, where we witnessed over 700 tornadoes last Spring, and also a MAJOR flood which destroyed thousands of homes on purpose…it was hard getting our pity-point check up. Most of the people who were killed in Irene, got hurt because they were OUTSIDE. A few had trees fall on them from inside. But really…damage was on property mostly. You can prepare for a hurricanes, not so a tornado.
Which reminds me…none of us have been prepared for the tornados of ‘organic and moronic materials’ that are sitting in the Capital acting like they care about us all. The whole place is foaming.
Still, Nobody Wonders how they pick and choose what disaster to make a big deal of? What bill are they sneaking through Congress that we don’t know about? Half of Texas burned down this summer, not much pity for those poor souls. To many of us out here in no man’s land, it all looked like a overblown “dry run” for something else. What…we can only imagine.
Still, Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, was full of warnings:
“I’ve got to imagine that the damage estimates are going to be in the billions of dollars, if not in the tens of billions of dollars,” Christie said in an interview with NBC’s “Meet the Press” program.
And Obama was more than concerned, something he has not been for weeks.:
“Many Americans ares till at serious risk of power outages and flooding, which could get worse in the coming days as rivers swell past their banks,” he added.
So, Texas can burn, the midwest can flood out, but the biggest disaster of the year is Hurricane Irene. Nobody Thinks the Democrats must really need the votes of the Eastern Seaboard in the next election. They might have to put Tucker Barnes on the White House lawn. The “organic material” coming out of that place makes Irene look like a harmless fluffy raincloud.
Never Let a Good Hurricane Go To Waste
Nobody’s Opinion
Nothing like a hurricane to get your mind off a war. All day long, according to all reports, the world was going to end. Well, at least the eastern seaboard. Irene, the Irish bitch was coming. The President was so concerned about 65 million people and their last days on earth, that he left Martha’s Vineyard, mostly because it’s going to get hit with a lot of rain too…spoils golf time.
We’re Nobody’s Fool. If you think he left to go back to work, think again. He’ll be in Hawaii to finish that vacation in less time than it takes Joe Biden to think.
All the cops, the mayors, the governors, and the weathermen, were standing bravely in their raincoats weathering the wind and rain. “LEAVE! RUN!” , they all said, or if you stay, be sure you have everything you need to last you for weeks because that’s how long the power will be off. Also, leave us a note as to what to do with your body.”
NOBODY did not made that up. I actually heard them say this.
Still, ya gotta love the New Yorkers. Everyone is pretty much ignoring him for the good reason that, the storm is already losing power due to the fact that they all do when they hit land, and the eye is no longer there…its downgrading..by the time it hits Long Island, Obama will be eating pineapples in Hollywood.
STILL— Mayor Bloombomb of New York is shutting down the city. No subways, no buses, no trains, and you’d better not eat any salt, or you might get arrested…
And speaking of getting arrested…You might want to hide that Spanish guitar you have in the basement. Unless you belong to the New York Philharmonic, you could be busted for even owning an “endangered” wood. (Okay, I thought of Bill Clinton too…but let’s not go there.) The Gibson Guitar Manufacturing Company was “busted” into by ‘ARMED’ Fish and Wildlife government men, who took guitars, computers, and lots of wood. The company has not been formally charged with doing anything, but the stunt has cost the company over $1 million dollars.
Nobody Wins when a government goes out to bully and harass an American company that gives lots of non-union jobs, and also, money to the Republicans. This stinks of Nazi’s. There must be Jews making guitars. Somebody check.
Nobody Wonders just what kind of a deal Obama worked out in India on his last trip, and WHY they needed to be armed? What? Did they think Jeff Beck was going to rip their heads open with the neck of a Stratocaster?
Really, why don’t they just plant some more trees? What’s the problem here? We can bring snakes from Africa, why not Indian trees? Seems if the guitars are made in India by Indians, then the company can stay in business…and speaking of staying in business….
Poor Steve Jobs. He is on death’s doorstep, with that horrible pancreatic cancer. By the looks of him, maybe he should just go sit on Long Island and wait for Irene. Many are worried about how Apple is going to be able to keep its head after he’s gone, but then again, it seems by looking at him, he kept alive till he reached his final goal…making Apple the biggest company in the World. Nobody’s Perfect Steve, but when it came to business Steve, you came pretty close. Let’s hope you cheat death a good while longer…
And speaking of death..
Nobody Flashes the news that NATO has been on the ground in Libya all along! Who knew? France, England and the United States are chopping at the bits for their ‘due’ reward.
Leaving aside the massive profits from the rebuilding that Libya is now going to need, there are vast oil spoils to distribute. The Libyan oil industry produced 1.6 million barrels a day prior to the war. The country is thought to have 46 billion barrels of reserves – the largest in Africa.
Is it any wonder Putin is going around flexing his muscles? Still, Nobody Cares about the cost of this “war”. It seems, while the natives fought on the ground for their “land” no hospitals were around to take care of the wounded. A 10 -year-old was shot in the back, and had to lay in the hospital for days…all the doctors had left.
Nobody Remembers how Obama said we were getting in for ‘humanitarian’ reasons. Uh…tell that to the hundreds of corpses lying around. Still, what’s a few bodies when you have now the biggest oil field in Africa? Very smart. Use the natives on the front lines, then go in and grab the oil. (And since they were Al-Qaeda, Nobody Thinks it’s a good plan.)
And it’s all in the plans: When you have a hurricane disaster approaching, you prepare. I mean, really, how many people can AFFORD even the gas to escape Irene? Not to mention the hotel costs, the fast food, meals, and the pets? Nope. Stay home. Unless you are right on the beach.
As Rahm Emanuel would say, “Never let a crisis go to waste.” Scare the people really good, all 65 million of them, and they will go out and buy just about everything they can lay their hands on. Stocks will soar.
Chains such as Home Depot Inc, and Wal-Mart Stores Inc., were doing brisk business on Friday, selling water, flashlights, batteries and other goods in states standing in Irene’s potential track from the Carolinas to Massachusetts.
Nobody Reports that Ben Bernanke did not have to give any more stimulus from his elite meetings in Jackson Hole.
Irene…did it for him. Now, all we need is just one more earthquake…
Vernon Jordon: The Mojo Corporate Black Ace in the Hole
*****
Can anyone say…”FOUR!!!” Wait…Shultz doesn’t even play golf, poor guy. Or is he just observing the white socks? As Shultz would say if he had been their caddy for the day…
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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