Lucas, Beyonce, and the Commander- in- Chief
Nobody Notes
As you watch the trailer to Red Tails: is it me? Or is every white person in the movie racist? Just saying. 
“Money gave me exactly what I wanted, power over others.”—Oscar Wilde
Today it was released on CNN that Obama is leading in campaign donations. He has about $220 million to spend as compared to that snobby, rich, job-busting, mean capitalist-leading Republican Romney, who has only $56 million.
It helps when you don’t have to pay for your own travel expenses.
While they say most of the donations are in small amounts, from all the millions who love him..Nobody Wonders if those ‘small’ amounts are coming from some Saudi King laundered into a “democratic NGO” of some kind.
Really, if it’s the poor minorities, who voted 95 percent for Obama in the last election where they claim he gets the bulk of it, somehow it’s hard to imagine 16 percent of the population donating even $50 dollars apiece. The math doesn’t add up. Besides, most of his following are in the unemployed 45 percent. So, the man who claims to be with the poor man is actually getting more cash from the rich, like his friends in Hollywood and Wall Street (as it is being reported) than the Republicans. But, he doesn’t want you to know that.
The man who hates the rich actually has some rich friends that he adores. Two of his favorite friends are —
George Lucas and Beyonce. 
Beyonce not only sang at his inauguration ball, she is helping Michelle with her “move on” program. And to set a fine example for their “race,” Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z just spent $1.5 million dollars spoiling their new little baby, Blue Ivy. She has a $15,000 Swarovski high chair, a $22,000 crib, a $600,000 solid gold rocking horse, and a mini Bugatti Car. 
George Lucas, is another great bud. He not only leant the furry Chewbacca to help the Obama’s out on their favorite holiday at the White house, he has made a film to help his old buddy out, called Red Tail. It’s a film to encourage the young black boys who are sitting around watching football to join the Air Force and military.
“I wanted to make it inspirational for teenaged boys. I wanted to show that they have heroes, they’re real American heroes, they’re patriots that helped to make the country what it is today. And it’s not Glory where you have a lot of white officers running these guys into cannon fodder. It’s like a real, they were real heroes.”
Unfortunately, Hollywood didn’t want to make it, because it would not make a profit…evidently the rest of the world is racist, not only America..or it’s because it’s jingoistic— as Lucas admits. Yes America, Lucas, who is a liberal, has made you a war movie.
Lucas continued, “It’s a reasonably expensive movie. Normally black movies, say Tyler Perry movies or something, you know, they’re very low budget, and, even they won’t release his movies. It goes to the lower, not major distributors. And they do well, but they do a certain amount of money, and they know what that is, and this cost more than those movies make.And they don’t believe there’s any foreign market for it. That’s 60 percent of their profit.”
He’s mad because those Jews that control Hollywood wouldn’t do a movie that would not make money. 
Right. George Lucas, a man who made his billions off of that exact capitalistic concept; wants everyone else to be a socialist. Make the movie, even if it is a flop. We need to influence our black youth to join up, get a free education, and become Americans. Not a bad idea really. But, why should they? They can get a free education without joining the army. Obama really is a master. He got Lucas to make a film help him shore up his upcomng plans for a military of young black men, with his OWN money. The “Jews” in Hollywood, that have always dropped their millions into democratic coffers are racists. That’s basically what Lucas is saying.
Well, then Mel Gibson can claim they hate Christians also, because they wouldn’t fund HIS movie “Passion” either.
Coming from a man who took a character named Jar -Jar Binks and put him in his Star Wars episode to be the most perfect modern “Negros” stereotype ever invented in the modern world…a character who you not only had trouble understanding when he talked, but acted stupid and dumb…well, that’s mighty white of him. I’m sure all the black children in the world understood Jar- Jar perfectly. The rest of us had trouble. 
What Lucas doesn’t tell the black youth is that war makes cannon fodder out of everyone: the color of your skin really doesn’t matter. And uh…we have a black military general. And a BLACK commander-in-chief, who will think nothing of sending those black boys to Iran and cannon fodder.
Nobody Wonders: Who ARE these people?
Nobody’s Perfect: Gene Simmons VS Madonna
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Gene Simmons got in trouble for calling Madonna a karaoke singer last week.
Well, good for him.
The whole interview that Gene Simmons did on the sidewalk was better than this clip, (I couldn’t find it) but I have to agree with Gene on this one. They say here that Madonna is bigger than KISS right now, but I beg to differ. Madonna was replaced long ago with Mariah, and Beyoncé, and Lady Gaga…I don’t know what these people are smoking but maybe they actually think THIS Madonna is somebody else, She has had so much plastic surgery she doesn’t even look like herself. In fact, I’m trying to figure out just what they stuffed in her whole lower jaw to make it stick out. Blubber? Glue? Foam rubber?
Not that it’s a BAD thing…in her case.
Anyway, having had to perform LIVE for years as a drummer/singer/keyboradest..I agree with Gene. Live music is better. It’s just that now, when the singers are DANCING so much, they can’t possibly keep up the singing and still not miss a note. So they sing along to a tape, and then the sound man ups their mike when they are talking so you THINK they are actually singing live, when they are not. Just about every act you see today, is singing or mouthing along with the tape.
Years ago, I saw the Rolling Stones in concert, and I was shocked when Keith Richards fell down off the stage, and Mick stopped singing to go pick him up…and low and behold, the music kept going. Mick’s voice was still there, and Keith’s guitar solo went on, even though his guitar was down in the orchestra pit.
What was really funny, is that everyone in the audience was so stoned, nobody noticed that they weren’t really playing OR singing but me–which is why the Stones can play on until they are over 100.
I don’t think Paul McCartney does it, because remember, the Beatles played live every night for 8 years in Hamburg before they started making it big in England. Also, Paul doesn’t dance. And Gene Simmons idolizes the Beatles and he wouldn’t if they played to tapes.
The amazing thing is that Gene could have gone further and told us all about all the rest of the groups that do it…but he didn’t.
Will Madonna do her same old act at the Superbowl? Let’s hope not.
So on New Years’s Eve when you’re watching your favorite singer … If it sounds too perfect…he’s singing along with himself. (or herself) It really is karaoke. He can’t miss!
Not that it will matter, but real musicians are thanking Gene for bringing it up.
By the way, Gene had plastic surgery, and STILL looks like, Gene Simmons, and I’m not sure just what that means.
Nobody Now Knows Jimmy Fallon VS Jimmy Kimmel
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—that I used to watch Ben Stein’s “Win Ben Stein’s Money” show. Ben had a sidekick named Jimmy Kimmel who nobody could beat at ad-libbing. The guy was quick. When I heard about ” Jimmy” playing a rather cruel and tasteless joke on Michelle Bachmann when she came on his show, I was a bit confused.
If you haven’t heard about it, the band played “Lyin Ass Bitch” as she walked out to the stage, and Michelle was completely unaware that they were laughing at her…But wait, it wasn’t Jimmy Kimmel, but another Jimmy named Jimmy Fallon that played that rude and despicable introduction. Kimmel is on ABC, Fallon is on NBC, and not only do they look a bit alike, they are both Irish boys from New York.
Jimmy Fallon is from Saturday Night Live, and Jimmy Kimmel is from “Win Ben Stein’s Money.”
I get them mixed up.
Nobody wants to say right here: I don’t watch late night TV, and if I do, it’s usually Craig Ferguson, because the Brit’s (Scottish in this case) humor is usually way more insane and fun than our American comedians, who seem to be always trying to make some clever ‘point.’
Here’s what Glenn Beck said about Jimmy Fallon’s stunt on his website:
“Really, Fallon, really? Really? Unbelievable. You people make me sick. I would never, ever even consider doing that,” he said. “I wouldn’t do that to George Soros. I would never do that, I would never invite someone onto my — she didn’t inflict herself on you. You invited her! You invite her into her own space, you treat her like that? You’re a despicable, reprehensible human being. You really are.”
Well said Glenn.
It seems to get ratings you also can do some other despicable things, which is what Jimmy Kimmel did. He asked parents to tell their kids that they ate all the Halloween candy, and then film them as they busted out crying, and send their video’s to him.
First off: After watching the video, you are amazed that anyone in the world would find this amusing. The joke is cruel. Does he need ratings that badly? I can’t imagine any parent doing that to any kid, let alone their own. What the hell is wrong with these people? If some older kid did this just as a joke to a younger one, a decent parent would be furious. Not only is it cruel, someday those kids will turn around and do the same to another poor kid. The parents have already sanctioned it.
Where is all the “liberal” outrage? Don’t bully they say. Oh…it’s okay if you are liberal and you do it for Jimmy! These parents pretty much tortured some of these kids, and obviously were very proud that they milked the joke for all it’s worth.
Jay Leno seems to be doing well.
David Letterman is no longer funny, he stopped being funny after he had a heart attack, and screwed all his interns. But maybe that’s because nothing seems to be funny lately.
It’s time like this when I miss Benny Hill. The good news is: I will no longer get these two mixed up ever again, and neither Jimmy is going to miss me…in this Nobody’s case: ignorance is bliss!
What was the word Glenn used? Despicable. Yep.That’s it.
Halloween Brings Out the Best in a Kardashian.
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I can’t think of a better time to announce your divorce to a man you just married a few hours ago than Halloween, can you? But that’s what Kim Kardashian just did.
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”
Bruce Jenner must be proud: He produced a champ. His daughter now holds the record for shortest marriage in a celebrity career.
(Nobody made that up. Not the kind of research I enjoy…)
I Googled their famous wedding, and found out, they got married in August..2011. Not ONLY did they get $10 million dollars worth of free stuff for the wedding (because they made it into a TV special)they earned $17 million dollars selling the rights to People Magazine, and other various outlets.
(Now that I think about it, how much did Sandra Bullock get for her famous adoption pictures of her and her son on People?)
The newlyweds got their entire wedding for almost free, and if you Google “Kardashian Wedding” all you see is a quadrillion pictures of Kim. Kris Humphries, the groom….not so much.
The idea was the marriage would help his sports team. (?) What? Did they think ticket sales would soar because she would be at his games? Hey guys…pay some Hooter girls to sit in the seats…lots cheaper.
As you see from the pictures below, after the wedding, they turned into dogs. It wasn’t pretty. The poor guy doesn’t know what hit him. The very clever Kim got a prenuptial, and will no doubt do this again for the money. Just think how much they are going to make off the divorce pictures.
Nobody Reports—
Here we see Kim Kardashian walking out of the courtroom, she’s wearing Dior sunglasses, Vera Wong divorce skirt, and her own line of shoes. She sold the rights to tell her painful marriage to be coming out soon in a special on HBO. The money she makes off all of this will put her up into the top 1 percent of 
the top 1 percent.
Why not? If people want to pay her to get married so that she can be a walking advertisements for all their products she promotes, she could make it a habit.
No doubt her father is her best advisor. Any man that can keep his “brand’ franchise alive for all these years, even after we’ve all forgotten it is what HE was famous for…(Uh…I think he threw a javelin right?) Anyway,
Bruce knows a thing or two about how to milk fame.
In any case, I’m sure they will both survive….besides, scientifically speaking, I was having trouble in my mind picturing Kama Sutra positions between a giant and a midget. It would be like a giraffe mating with a panda wearing lipstick.
Not that love doesn’t conquer all…something tells me, one day, Kris made the mistake of uttering those four little words:
“Kim, I want HALF.”
Poor guy. He married “perfection” and we know…Nobody’s Perfect.
(Where can I get that outfit for MY dog? She’s pretty good with a bone….and that WIG! OMG…she would look SO cute! Does Dior make that outfit? Can I get it in leather?)
It’s a Good Day for Alex Baldwin
Nobody’s Fool
You know it’s a good day, when Gaddafi gets shot, and one of our biggest liberals goes down to the “Occupy Wal Street” crowd and tells them that they really don’t want to get rid of Capitalism, especially that great Bank Capitol One, which is making Alex a fortune right now.
Alex Baldwin: that paragon of capitlaism…comes out of the Marxist closet. Does that mean the other liberals will start thinking that they might actually lose a few bucks if this March to Marxism continues?
Nobody Wonders.—What is it with all those Muslim dictators crawling into holes?
Like I said…it’s a good day, not even Obama coming out and praising all the “young” of the world to get up and fight for “revolution” …spoiled it.
So now we know: Alex Baldwin is not the fool we thought.
Nobody Thinks very soon, Alex Baldwin will announce he is running for office…that’s the only thing that would explain his strange behavior. In the meantime, you have to admit…the guy is funny.
Nobody’s Perfect: Marriage, Divorce, Electrocution…
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This week, we have the subject of matrimony and love: couples getting married, couples getting divorced, couples getting electrocuted….
First we have Lord Paul McCartney, who just got married to a very lovely and very rich woman named Nancy Shevell. Nobody Thinks that was a smart move. The last woman he married couldn’t get enough of his money. Let’s hope this one works out for him.
You have to give the man a lot of credit…after the awful mess his last marriage caused him, to dive in at his age and try again, shows he believes in the institution. And for that, I give him a big round of applause.
Hopefully this time, they both signed pre-nups.
Paul looked years younger on his wedding day. I’m glad he is dying his hair. For a vegetarian, that must have been a hard decision, because you know, all those chemicals could melt into his brain and cause his liver to fail because he doesn’t eat meat. (Nobody made that up.)
And any woman who loves gardenias in my book, shows class. They are MY favorite flower.
They looked like the perfect couple, unlike this next couple.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Now……. I don’t mean to criticize anyone’s choice in men, (Wait…of course I do, it’s too much fun!) but when Demi divorced Bruce Willis and married Ashton Kutcher I thought she had some kind of problem—NOT because he was so much younger than her, but because he seemed like such a …what’s the words? College boy.
Demi also collects Barbie dolls and has a house just to show them all off. So you have to wonder…what did they have in common? Nobody Wonders if they will all go on their fabulous vacations after the divorce? Bruce, Ashton, Demi and her new future boyfriend.
Do we care?
No, we don’t, but Nobody Cares about the next couple from Pennsylvania: Joseph Russell and April Carter.
Why? Because THEY hold the common nobodies card of love for the future.
Police say a western Pennsylvania couple desperate for money to pay for their wedding netted just $18 for the stolen copper wire they cut from more than a dozen utility poles. North Sewickley police say 23-year-old Joseph Russell and 24-year-old April Cater cut down the wires on August 9, four days before their wedding. Russell says he was desperate for money because he’d just lost his job and lost a $1,000 deposit after his reception hall abruptly closed down.
That’s got to be love. I don’t care how much Paul and Nancy think they might love each other, I doubt if he would EVER climb a pole and steal copper wire just to marry her, and for good reason too. Another couple that were not so lucky climbed up a pole and paid for it.
A man died as he and a female partner tried to steal copper wire from an electrical vault in South Gate on Saturday afternoon, police said. The woman tried to pull him away from the vault when it caught fire and exploded, but the electricity traveled through her body and she received severe burns. Two small children were found in a truck 15 feet from the accident but were not injured.
There you go…desperate times call for desperate measures. Leave the kids in the car.
What did we learn from these three mistakes?
1. Don’t marry the first amputee that comes along after your wife dies.
2. Don’t marry the first young and sexy man who beds you right after your painful divorce.
3. If you don’t have enough money for a wedding, don’t climb up a pole and steal copper wiring…go on Oprah and beg for money.
What’s that you say? Oprah doesn’t have a show anymore? Well, just wait. She coming back because her cable show is losing money big time.
Anyway, maybe Lord Paul or Demi Moore will see you on the show, and send you the money you need.
At least you’ll be alive to enjoy it.
Roseanne Barr Wants to Behead the Rich, Forget the Taxes!
Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won’t Give Up Wealth.
Nobody’s Opinion
The big new is money. Money that some have, money that others don’t have. And the problem is the really big money truly is at the top. Everyone knows it. If you are Libertarian: then it’s the Fed’s fault. If you are a Republican: then it’s Obama’s fault for putting us trillions more in debt: If you’re a Democrat, then its Wall Street that did it.
Doesn’t matter who did it. Odds are– all of the above is the answer. And what many of the people all over the world are extremely mad about is: their present and future has been stolen in some kind of gigantic super stealth, well-planned gigantic global heist-fest. Globalization has attached everyone to everyone else, and when one falls, everyone goes down.
Those in the upper class have the lifeboats. 
Whoever thought of this play-manual, had holes in his head, and gold in his teeth.
No one is spending. And the whole world depends on it.
All the economists say we are headed for high inflation, and riots, and because we have a Democrat in the White House, a Marxist by all admissions: he is encouraging riots all over the world.
There are riots being fanned by an Anonymous V-Mask on YOUTUBE…by of course, Obama and his teams, who wants to tax the rich. For all those desperate college students, and laid off teachers, it seems like the only “fair” thing to do.
I thought we were over the ‘hippie” stage, but look at any of the riot videos, and it’s like the sixties all over again.
So, in order to punch up the riot scene, Obama’s supports are not only suggesting canceling elections, they are suggestion…are you ready for some work, drug lords?
The guillotine. 
Nobody’s Perfect: Yes, Rosanne Barr, who is running for both President of the United States and Israel, wants to put the CEO’s of Wall Street on the guillotine, and start a world French Revolution. (see video above link) That woman has not been the same since Tom Arnold left, after she gave the vagina finger to our National Anthem at Dodgers Stadium. 
Can you imagine Sara Palin saying this? Rosanne must have lost a lot of money in the market…poor thing. I think she should join the Taliban and get some practice first.
Nobody Cares: Yale is doing economic research with Capuchins Monkeys. They have taught them to use money to buy their food and found out Monkeys don’t save, they spend all their “cash” at once, and there is spontaneous evidence of larceny.
“They would rip off the tokens form each other and use at every opportunity” –Mental Floss
Their findings they conclude, point to genetic human behavior that spans back 35 million years.
Practice make perfect!
Nobody Knows: They are blaming Wal-Mart for the new debit charge at Bank of America. Wal-Mart lobbied Congress (with some other companies) to get rid of the stores paying a fee for the use of cards;
Bank of America has switched to the model they find second best. If they can’t make the stores cover the costs of debit cards, make the consumers pay a share.
Nobody Thinks that Wal-Mart will someday be the baggiest bank in the world. Will we someday see Michelle Obama shopping at Wal-Mart? I think I’ll send her some of my Wall Martian videos. Those people really NEED a loan. 
Nobody Wins: And with economic depressions– you have a run of suicides. Two men are in the news for killing themselves. Patrick Graves lost his job at Goodrich, and Richard Donoghue killed himself after Oprah Winfrey promised him $25,000 dollars for his house (she was going to give it to a disabled person) and then, she didn’t give it to him.
I guess he wasn’t disabled enough.
The experts are rushing to say. “Well, they suffered from depression anyway!”
Gee. That explains it.
Nobody Flashes: The mobs are in every city now, and in a Pivan Cocktail moment of excitement, they want to use violence.
Here’s a quote from a participant.
“A government is an entity which holds the monopolistic right to initiate force,”
“This seems a little ironic when protesters complain about being physically assaulted by police in the same breath.”
Nobody Wonders: So, if the tea party was violent, (according to our Homeland Security) then what do we call people who want the government to use “force” and behead people. Liberating Henchmen?
Nobody Fool: Remember, Ross Perot warned us that this would happen.
Nobody Remembers: History records that in 1913 President Woodrow Wilson approved the Federal Reserve Act but later reflected that his actions “unwittingly ruined my country.”
Wilson also said that since the U.S. system of credit is concentrated in the hands of a few, “We have become … one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world.”
Nobody Reports: Well, he started this mess, which proves once these idiots called “our leaders” around the world, figure out that they really screwed up, it will be too late.
The riots will continue, it’s all about the money. Obviously, the monkeys are running the world.
Martha Raye VS Sean Penn
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Nobody Knows…
This lady lived probably before most of my readers time: BUT, if you ever watch the old movie channels you will recognize this woman. Her name was Martha Raye. After you read this, and you think about the movie stars in our generation, you will wonder like me: WHAT happened to them? For instance: Here we see Sean Penn holding the Egyptian flag, supporting the revolution…in EGYPT. Most of them are anti-American. (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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This is a great story about a great woman. I was unaware of her credentials or where she is buried. Most of the old time entertainers were made out of a lot sterner stuff than today’s crop of activists and whiners. The following is from an Army Aviator who takes a trip down memory lane:
It was just before Thanksgiving ’67 and we were ferrying dead and wounded from a large GRF west of Pleiku. We had run out of body bags by noon, so the Hook ( CH-47 CHINOOK) was pretty rough in the back. All of a sudden, we heard a ‘take-charge’ woman’s voice in the rear.
There was the singer and actress, Martha Raye, with a SF ( Special Forces) beret and jungle fatigues, with subdued markings, helping the wounded into the Chinook, and carrying the dead aboard. ‘Maggie’ had been visiting her SF ‘heroes’ out ‘west’.
We took off, short of fuel, and headed to the USAF hospital pad at Pleiku. As we all started unloading our sad pax’s, a ‘Smart Ass’ USAF Captain said to Martha…. Ms Ray, with all these dead and wounded to process, there would not be time for your show!
To all of our surprise, she pulled on her right collar and said…..Captain, see this eagle? I am a full ‘Bird’ in the US Army Reserve, and on this is a ‘Caduceus’ which means I am a Nurse, with a surgical specialty….now, take me to your wounded. He said, yes mam’…. Follow me.Several times at the Army Field Hospital in Pleiku, she would ‘cover’ a surgical shift, giving a nurse a well-deserved break.
Martha is the only woman buried in the SF (Special Forces) cemetery at Ft. Bragg . 
Nobody’s Perfect: Maxine Waters VS Janeane Garofalo
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Let’s just all admit it. If you have any tea party spirit at all, you just have to love these two riotous, rippling, ringleader raspers. Let’s take Maxine first. She is so mad at those white-lily, descendants of white-lily founders that she just has to come out and express her anger…”They can all go to Hell!”
Makes you just want to go out and find some other tea-party patriots, gather around the tea-party fire, and toast each other with a big glass of Sam Adams Beer.
Los Angeles, the city Maxine represents, is the finest example of just what hell looks like, or maybe it’s actually the real destination, and Maxine is the devil’s left-handed woman, so why she wants all the tea party people in America to show up on her doorstep is beyond me.
I just want her to get mad enough to throw that wig down, stomp on it, and then say, “I’m mad as hell, and I’m taking it anymore!” Come on Maxine..get that lily-white suit dirty! Obama can’t get mad, according to your big buddy Danny Glover.. but you can. Give us more!
And then, there’s Janeane Garofalo—the girl who couldn’t compete with all the other girls, so she got herself some big glasses and made herself ‘superior.’ The tea party is driving Janenae CRAZY. You would think by looking at her, that her mother was at Woodstock, and got picked up by a stranger, who got her mother pregnant, only to leave them both to join the Marines. Okay. So I make that up. Her father…get ready for it..was an Exxon Oil executive. You know, he fed her, and gave her a college education by…cough…working. The nerve of the guy. Is it any wonder why she is depressed?
In the sixties Janeane would have been what we called a blownout stoneer. 
But Janenane has said:
“Let’s be very honest about what this is about. This in not about bashing Democrats: it’s not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea Party was about. They don’t know their history at all. It’s about hating a black man in the White House. That is racism straight up. This is nothing but a bunch of teabaggingrednecks.”
AND…
” Here’s what the right-wing has in, there’s no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.”
So, MS Gorofala…thinks that tea party people HATE..but what she does is…fluffy. Intelligent. Truthful. And that’s why she got a tatoo…
No, I’m kidding. Here’s the really scary part. Garofalo got a degree in American History, and Political Science. Don’t ask me how that happened. What’s that tell you about the American educational system?
Janeane has absolutely no interest in sex, and has said so. I’m NOT making that up. Nobody thinks, if she took off the dark glasses, took a bath, stop smoking and drinking..who know? Maybe she’d meet a real smart conservative like her father, and stop picking on white people.
Being a real racist is tough. Both racist gals are losing it. Sam Adams…is smiling, and I’m having fun watching it.
Jane Fonda Wants You Back!
There she was on Charlie Rose: Lady Jane Seymour Fonda, better known as the woman who started out as a sex symbol, then actress…turned into a communist anti-war activist, then “feminist,” then exercise guru, and now, she is out trying to get everyone to forget about what she did as a young woman, and well…Let her put all her exercise tapes and books on QVC. You see, too many people protested about her being on the channel, and they took her off.
Jane might be a lot of things but, she knows business. She is apologizing right and left about her stupid activities during the war, and also emphasizing that she is a Christian. Smart PR. And how did she become a “Christian?”, Charlie asked, as if he was asking how in the world she got leprosy.
She went to a lot of political activities and talked to Jimmy Carter, she said.
Yeah—- there’s her problem right there. Jane is ALWAYS talking to the wrong people.
During the 1960s Fonda engaged in political activism in support of the Civil Rights Movement and in opposition to the Vietnam war. Fonda’s visits to France brought her into sympathetic contact with what she later characterized as “small-c communism”: Leftist French intellectuals who were opposed to war.
(Tell me…does communism come in different c cup sizes?)
While watching her banter with Charlie, I thought: she’s good. She apologized profusely about the horrible things she did during the Vietnam war…sitting on that cannon..aimed at our boys. Heck, even I bought her remorse. But tonight I have to remember…Jane Fonda is one of the best actresses on the planet.
Fonda:
The photo exists, delivering its message regardless of what I was doing or feeling. I carry this heavy in my heart. I have apologized numerous times for any pain I may have caused servicemen and their families because of this photograph. It was never my intention to cause harm .
The question is: does she really mean it? Nobody Thinks so, but it’s a bit too late.
And just look at her. At 73, she looks almost a young 45, due to picking the right plastic surgeons. Nobody thinks she looks better than she ever has. (FACE) Money has it’s perks.
Many people would say that poor Jane just couldn’t help turning out as she did. Born into a very liberal Hollywood family, and then: her mother committing suicide when she was 12. Yeah, rich or poor, that’s rough. But did she have to take it out on us?
Jane has apologize for causing so much heartache during a time when thousands of men were sent to Vietnam— many to die. Did she think they WANTED to be there? Sure, we all felt the war was insane, and we hated it, and we all thought we should not even be there, but Hanoi Jane took it a step further.
According to Wikipedia:
Fonda said she had no regrets about the broadcasts she made on Radio Hanoi, something she asked the North Vietnamese to do.
But Jane wasn’t the only one doing damage: John Kerry comes to mind, and he’s still in the Senate.
Nobody Thinks, not only was she doing it for her own compassionate reasons, she was just plain stupid, as many leftist/ liberals are. They want to save the world, to make themselves feel better. And it’s hard to believe that she was that naive to NOT know she was hurting the boys in the field, but her feelings were much more important.
“See what a good person I am?” It’s as if an invisible mommy is lying on their shoulder. It’s as if these people fly high in their planes over the world, and never come down to really see it. They have no clue. No kind of injustice has ever happened to them I guess. I don’t know. What makes these people think like they do?
After the war, Jane made the exercise videos and life went on. She had a good product and if people had not bought her tapes due to her past, she would have never become the millionaire that she is.
But, the war was not her only “mistake.” She has been right up there with every feminist movement ever given a stage. She demonstrated with Women in Black against Israel’s occupation of the West Bank and Gaza Strip.
Has Jane said a word about the poor treatment of the billions of Muslim woman who live is slavery? Has she done a protest in front of a Mosque?
I don’t know. You tell me. The “feminists” from the sixties now just want to know if they have the right vibrator, and that’s in Jane’s new book too.
Ted Turner left her for a younger woman. She said he couldn’t take her “religion.” Whatever. She was just dumped for a newer model, something that all feminists were always complaining about, and any woman worth her salt would have damned the action: but not Jane. She learned a lot from Ted, she said: Why, he could look up in the air and recognize a red falcon!
(Okay, maybe she is dense.)
But, with Charlie gushing over her every breathe, she looked to me to be wanting the very thing every single feminist in the world tries to act like she doesn’t want: adoration. Especially from men. Jane Fonda, wants to be the sexy woman, at 73, that she always wanted to be…you see, she always thought of herself as an ugly duckling, and I see nothing wrong with that. I only wish she’d admit it.
You have to admit one thing…she stuck to her liberal views and has never wavered, and I am going to read her new book, because, I know NOTHING about vibrators, or why feminist are such terrible mothers.
And Jane is going to tell me.
Jane Fonda, is Nobody’s Fool. Whatever you many think of her politics, that woman does one thing extremly well: she makes money. Good for her.
Nobody Loves Larry the Cable Guy
Now…I’ve learned a lot from Glenn, but for all his wonderful lessons on the founders and the sad state of our affairs, he leaves us with little hope…he’s great, but I feel like having a tequila afterwards. I’m always talking to the TV and saying, “Sure, I’ll stock up on food when I get the MONEY to stock up on food Glenn, but this week’s grocery bill won’t let me.”
And in this world where men can be fired for making a joke about their testitcles, Larry’s jokes are a refreshing change, where women know it’s all in good fun. Larry lets the guys be guys, and you know, the sex jokes are really funny.
So, Larry…if you’re listening..”GET IT DONE BOY!” Nobody loves ya!
Nobody Says: Hey, Bill Maher, Larry new program is eating you for lunch! What’ s that? You’re giving me the finger? You giving AMERICA the finger? Why don’t you move somewhere less…American.
Somewhere…like France.
Check Your Uzi’s At the White House Door— Please
Nobody’s Fool
Houston: We Have a “REAL FAKE” Presidential Candidate!
Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night: I have been getting so many great emails during the week, that I think I’ll have to post them more than once a week. It seems such a pity to let these gems of wisdom and enlightenment go without notice. So, keep an eye out for more from me.Bill Cosby has a great way of “distilling” things. Looks like he’s done it again!
AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!
Nobody’s Perfect: The Charlie Sheen Interview You DIDN’T See…
Nobody’s Perfect:
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Lance: Hey Charlie, you’re a big hit here man…all the inmates love ya, bro.
Charlie: I’m on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front Lance, thanks.
Lance: So, the guys here want to know if your show, “Two and a Half men” is about two guys and a dwarf…they don’t let us watch it here.
Charlie: I’m proud of what I created. Why wouldn’t I be? I exposed people to magic. I expose them to something that they otherwise would not see in their boring normal lives. And I gave that to them! That sucks man, that they won’t let you watch the Tiger Warlock in action man…really.
Lance: Yeah, it’s pretty boring here. Sometimes it’s so boring you just want to die, know what I mean? Hey Charlie, can you send me some of your magic whatever…got any cobics? Maharishi? Chocolate chips?
Charlie: Dying is for fools. Amateurs.
Lance: Well, I miss my drugs man…you think you could score me some?
Charlie: I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was bangin’ seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. GO! I’m different, I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.
Lance: Wow…tiger blood, I had some of that stuff once…I had a hard time walking.
Charlie: Shutup! Hey, I’m clean. I can’t help you out there Lance. I am on a drug, it’s called ‘Charlie Sheen.’ It’s not available cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off, and children will weep over your exploded body.
Lance: Wow man…that doesn’t sound too good. Haven’t you got anything else? Purple Haze? I wanna coast…you know what I mean?
Charlie: Yeah, I mean what’s not to love about me Lance? Especially when you see how I party. Man it was epic. That run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of ’em just look like droopy-eyed aimless children.
Lance: I once had some stuff with another Charlie ..he was real strange man. He kept talking in crazy rants, kept saying things like “Helter Skelter.” over and over again. Did you ever party with Charlie, Charlie?
Charlie: DUH! Yeah, probably… I think that’s where I first heard, “I’ve got poetry at my fingertip.” Charlie used to say that. I’m still alive, which is pretty cool. I got rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. But I’m dealing with fools and trolls, out here Lance. I’m dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear.
Lance: That’s not good man.
Charlie: Hey Lance, It’s been a tsunami. And I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.
Lance: Well hell, man, why don’t you hook me up with some of that Charlie Sheen stuff?
Charlie: I can’t man., you borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like “Dude, can’t handle it! Unplug this bastard!”..it fires in a way that is perhaps not from this terrestrial realm.
Lance; I could use some new underwear– Charlie, in fact, you could send me some…you know what I mean? Score some of that terrestrial realm stuff for me bro. Just fold it over.
Charlie: Score, like in win? We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.”
Lance: Charlie, you’re a real lumberjack, you know?
Charlie: Thanks bro. I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars, and people can’t figure me out, they can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain. People who aren’t special. People who don’t’ have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. You must be special Lance.
Lance: Yeah, I love ya man. After I saw that cool tatoo you got, I went out and got one too.
Charlie: Shut up! What’s it say?
Lance: Lick me
Charlie: That’s cool man. Shut up! You know why I can say that? Because I’ve a 10,000 year old brain and the boogers of a 7-year- old. I’ve got poetry at my fingertips. Lick me. Love it.
Hey, gotta go Lance…my goddess’ are WINNING!
Lance..Okay…keep on winning bro! Bye.
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Lance gets out in sixty days, in case there are any lumberjacks out there who might want to catch up with him. Lance wins the Nobody’s Perfect contest for this week, because Charlie Sheen, as the whole world now knows…is perfect. …..DUH.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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