How to Deal with the New Electronic Future…
Nobody Flashes
I’m sorry…I was working on today’s post about the economy when I came across this gem of satire from THE ONION. And then I read about some poor guy in New Taipei, Taiwan, who died while playing video games at an internet cafe.
He was only 23.
It was only discovered that he was dead nine hours later…the waitress said he had his hands stretched out. All the men in my family are addicted to video games, and they might as well be dead when you pass them because they DO not answer any question at all when you talk to them while they are playing. I could say, “Guys! I just won 45 million and I’m leaving to go to Hawaii, want to come?” They would not move an eyelash.
If I said, “Hey…Obama says that all men must be castrated by 2013 due to overpopulation” they would not move a muscle.
But if I said, “Would you like to go buy $800 worth of new games, I came into some cash.” I am sure, that at least one of them would look up and say, “After I kill this guy first.”
But..if you have a daughter who spends her life punching a cell phone, you’ll love this video.
I cannot text. I have no phone to text. I do not have a daughter, but my son..will sit with his phone and read for hours.Banning old girlfriends is one of the more important lessons in life you need to know, according to him.
But..let me warn you… when you get to the point in the video of the good doctor talking about how he will kill this girl, remember that the doctors in Obamacare will be talking like this WITHOUT brain damage for an excuse. All you have to be is old.
Enjoy!
Secret Video of the Trump and Mitt Deal….
Nobody Flashes
THIS JUST IN! Here we have a video recorded of the secret meeting between Mitt Romney and Donald Trump. Donald, as you see in the foreground, had to make sure that Mitt was the right man, so he did the mirror test. When he tried it with Newt, it did not go well. But as you can see, Mitt and Donald are a perfect fit.
Really, I was doing my taxes all day–so the silence (you’re welcome) but after Sarah Palin said she was putting her two cents behind Newt Gingrich, and then now…we have no idea if she took it back, we found out to everyone surprise that Donald choose Mitt as his man.
To most of us, this looks like Mitt took Donald aside and said, “Don’t Worry Donald, I’ll make sure you get to build those casinos in Shanghai.” I think it was the hat that convinced him
Palin with Newt? Donald with Mitt? Who would have thought?
But, that’s not all who put their money behind their favorite candidates today: Betty White came out for Lou Grant, and Spock came out for Captain Kirk.
The candidates are getting exciting!
Okay, the world is absurd. After today, I’d be happy for Steve Forbes to run again. A flat tax would be simply marvelous. I’ve added up so many columns of what I spent…just in pet food alone, I’m not sure I’ll ever get another dog. (just kidding.) You SHOULD be able to take all pets off as dependents…don’t you think? My Diva Zippy is going to have to get used to worms.
Spock puts full support for Cap. Kirk
Betty Supports Lou for a Candidate
I knew you’d agree. See you tomorrow.
Super Bowl…Warmup
Nobody Cares—
If I flash two of my favorite commericals to be shown on the Superbowl. Right? oooooooo….yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah……….
Nobody’s Perfect: Mitt Romney VS Michelle Obama
Nobody’s Perfect
Mitt Romney got hit this week. After prolonging the release of his tax records as long as he possibly could, they were finally released. Many people were shouting, “Hey Mitt…be proud you’re rich! Show us the money!” The other half were saying, “Well, what are you hiding Mitt?”
And sure enough..it was just found out he WAS hiding something. Romney’s Federal Disclosures missed 26 accounts. He was hiding one, or two, or three..or four…bank accounts. 
The paper discovered at least 23 overseas accounts on his tax return that were not included on his financial disclosure forms. Among his assets were funds based in what the Times called “low-tax foreign countries such as Bermuda, the Cayman Islands and Luxembourg.”
Not only that…this!
The top donor to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, investment banking and securities firm, Goldman Sachs, received over $10 billion in emergency lending and bailouts from the Federal Reserve after the 2008 financial meltdown, according to public sources and published reports. Goldman backed Obama for election in 2008, and the firm, like many Wall Street institutions, is now backing Mitt Romney for president.
Nine out of Romney’s top 20 campaign contributors are big Wall Street Banks like Goldman. Six of those nine top contributors received over $161 billion in bailouts. Goldman leads in Romney’s donation, but Bain donated $327,000 to his campaign. Add George Soros telling the world there is no difference between Romney and Obama, well..just imagine how Obama is going to use this?
And speaking of Obama….it seems he’s married a serial thong abuser.
Our second contestant for having a problem with NOT acting like a big Marie Antoinette diva, is his wife, Michelle. 
You know, I can see our Presidents wanting to impress the King and Queen of Qatar. Qatar is now the location of U.S. Central Command’s Forward Headquarters and the Combined Air Operations Center. In 2010, Qatar had the world’s highest GDP per capita, while the economy grew by 19.40%, the fastest in the world.
What is not cool, is that they had to close down Madison Avenue just so the two Queens could go shopping.
As you can see…in addition to the thongs Michelle bought Obama some really cool sexy undershirts. But still…
Making half the city close down just so you can go shopping is more an action of a King than a President.
And I know…many of you say that “Joyanna…Snopes says this was a hoax!”
Right. Okay. Sure. Next time she leaves three hours before her husband on Air Force Two to go to Qatar, I’ll remember that.
There is no winner in this weeks contest.
Both Romney and Michelle were trying to hide their wealth and power. Nobody is used to it by now.
And I don’t know about you, but I’m having trouble picturing either one of those women in a thong. Do NOT look at this picture. 
Fashion Evolution: Not Always a…good thing.
Nobody Flashes
Hot off the fashion beat: Are you tired of wearing old tee-shirts from your 2000 vacation at Daytona Beach? Do those jeans that you bought ten years ago…look like something Don Imus would wear to a barbecue? Do you have to jump up and down and yell “HEY, SOMEBODY WANT TO HELP ME? ” when you walk into Neiman’s? Is it getting hard to compete with all those fifteen year olds who wander the streets in bikini tops?
Do you JUST need a change? Now that you have figured out you might never have the money for a boob job, what other remedies can you possibly go for to get that important rush of “wow” look at HER, that you need …ladies?
Well, I’m here to help. Here’s some really great fashions, just come in from Italy. All genius. One for a rainy day, one to wear as a hint that “Honey, it’s Valentine’s Day.” and you really need a present, and the third…shows you how hard at work our scientists are at inventing the best breast that money can’t buy.
The accesories, are also…very important. If it’s going to rain, you definitely need cool looking sunglasses. I suggest wearing the banana shoes with any of these fine creations, because WHEN you fall over, and you will, you can actually say, “Oh…I slipped on a banana peel!” Oh..my! Lady GAGA, eat your heart out. 
Archie Bunker VS Obama
Nobody Gets MORE Email…
This time, Archie Bunker comes back to remind us all, just how long this liberal stuff has been going on.
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Dung Beetles VS Donkey Semen
Nobody’s Notes
This was a strange week, wasn’t it? It was like we were all forced to drink a full glass of donkey semen chased down with a shot of urine. I would have NEVER thought of that vision, if the TV. program, The Fear Factor, didn’t make it one of its challenges for its contestants. Nobody is going to use it for good measure. So, in honor of the fine minds at The Fear Factor, mental visions will be used to sum up the more absurd events from the past week.
Donkey Semen: Everyone this week was out to pour donkey semen down the throat of Newt Gingrich. He has been so stuffed with the stuff, its foaming out of his mouth. A big spurt came from Bob Dole the OTHER great Republican Presidential loser, who basically just complained about Newt carrying ice buckets around the capital instead of the usual Washington shit, and nobody knew why. His big ethics crime? He took the college course he taught, off on his taxes, something every poor taxpayer in the United States would find reasonable.
- glass of donkey semen
Compare that to Nancy Pelosi’s (the last house speaker) vast stock market gains and her personal manipulations of her office, to give herself billions of stock dividends with her power as Speaker, and Newt looks like a little boy stealing a piece of bubble gum, next a woman who just stole the state of Montana. We have MOUNTAINS of donkey semen floating down that woman. (Okay, do NOT picture that.)
And speaking of mountains…
Today, a rich man of Davos, admitted: They are calling Mitt Romney: “The Bartender.” Mitt will pretty much serve up anything you want, they said, and none of them are planning on losing any of their stock dividends: Mitt is the rich man with the Fannie and Freddie stock they hope gets elected: and speaking of rich men with stocks…
Glass of Urine: Everyone who has a car, wondered why in the WORLD would our President veto a harmless gas line from Canada? We were told, it was to please the environmentalists, who worry about what it will do to their moose, not to mention their green stocks, only to find out, that all those visits to the White House by Warren Buffet weren’t because two rich guys wanted to talk about how much they enjoy cheeseburgers. 
It seems Obama and Warren struck a deal. Warren will use his trains to ship the gas from Canada, which of course will raise the price of gas by at least 30 cents a gallon as opposed to 5 cents from the pipeline, which will make him richer than Bill Gates, if only Obama would stop it.
So…he did. (Okay, you tell me what happened.)
To seal this deal, Buffet got his $200,000 dollar a year secretary to come to the State of the Union address and look very sad that she has to pay more taxes than Warren. She not only is helping Obama’s promotion of “tax the rich” (Remember, you can’t touch Warren’s fortunes, he has hidden his riches at Bill Gates House.) but help Obama to get the women voters back on his side…which brings me to..
Donkey Semen: Every feminist on the planet is going to grab this news and run to the bank with it: according to FOX NEWS today: a new spices of DUNG BEETLE has been found, and unlike most spices, this female dung beetle actually has the bigger HORN then the man, and does ferocious battle. Yes, Rachael Maddow can be rest assured, she has evolved from a proud dung beetle. We won’t hear the last of this great Darwinian discovery….
Glass of Urine while lying in a bed of snakes: This hasn’t got into the mainstream news…because the dirty little secret is the men at Davos helped get Obamacare installed, and want it desperately to stay there because of “globalization and overpopulation.”
There was a heartbreaking story of two parents who were trying to get a kidney transplant for their “retarded” child. The great panel of doctors came into the boardroom, and denied the parents the operation, even though someone from the family was going to donate the kidney, BECAUSE…the girl was retarded and not worth saving. It’s reality folks. Read about it here…or not. Frankly, I’d rather read about the next spurt of urine being aimed at Gingrich ….
Donkey Semen: Yes, believe it or not, Mitt Romney ridiculed Newt Gingrich for wanting to go to the moon. He doesn’t know how in the world we can pay for it. “The moon can wait.” said Romney.
Obama has already spent enough money for us to go to the Orion Nebula and back, with nothing to show for it, but Mitt is more concerned with Newt wanting to send people to the moon. Nobody can own the moon he says. And you know who agrees with Mitt?
Glass of Urine: Vladimir Putin.
Vladimir Putin has branded America a nation which ‘wants to control everything’ during a scathing verbal attack on the U.S. (When you’re people don’t like you…blame the U.S. for your poverty..old Russian trick.) 
Yes, Vladimir: WE WANT to Control the Moon, and you have to take us there!
Let them each eat a dung beetle in a pile of scorpions, because this Nobody will not be coming back if I got on Newt’s flight to the moon.
Why?
Right now Iran is killing bloggers who “spread corruption.” It’s only a matter of time before that glass of urine spreads…and this Nobody has spread enough dung to last a lifetime on this blog.
Our President Obama just signed a UN treaty to control the internet…and who controls the UN?
You’re right! Arabian Dung Beetles, and Snakes! In fact, rumor has it, the United Nations is the real inspiration for The Fear Factor. As for Obama, he leads the nation in stuffing donkey semen down just about every open orifice on the planet.
And I just realized…I’d better end this before I try to elaborate on the finer points of semen. Somebody in Dallas, is still looking for Debbie.
What Ever Happened to That Good Old Striker of Mine?
Nobody Flashes
Here’s a home video taking in Watsonville, California, south of Santa Cruz. Nobody knows where these “striker” vehicles came from, but notice, they have street tires on them, and most of them are camo- green.
It was reported:
A joint military training exercises will be held evenings in downtown Los Angeles through Thursday, according to the Los Angeles Police Department. The exercises are designed to ensure the military’s ability to operate in urban environments, prepare forces for upcoming overseas deployments, and meet mandatory training certification requirements, police said.
So, one can only imagine if these are leftover from Iraq, and are going to be stored…used in the L.A. exercise, or given to Steven Speilburg for being such a good guy.
These trains have also been spotted in Oregon
ENJOY! And don’t worry. Tires blow.
If you look close enough, you can see Warren Buffett sitting on striker no. 186, strumming his ukulele.
We ALL Love to Watch Car Smashes…Admit It.
Nobody Flashes
What fun! Winter is here, and all the cities are cutting their salt budgets due to the fact that they have big government pensions to pay, so those side streets just won’t get salted.
Welcome to the New America, where your government ran out of money!
Enjoy! I am, because these poor people…are not me.
Nobody’s Perfect: High Fashion VS Wal-Mart Fashion
Nobody’s Perfect
I admit…I used to buy Vogue every month. And most of the time, you could picture yourself walking down the street in some dress or even some funky hat, because you’d be VOGUE.
And now, Vogue has come into men’s lives.
So, forgive me today for indulging in the wonderment of…I’m not sure you would call this “art” it’s just that, now we are all aware that the Republican race is again going into “Both men are evil” scenarios and by the time they get to debating Obama, he won’t have much left to do to defeat either Mitt or Gingrich. But then, we all knew this would happen, didn’t we? Having this stuff on day after day is going to stress us all out more than we care to think about.
Much like the pictures of these men: Stressed out is not the word I would use. I’m not sure if it’s the swollen knee pads, or the little black bow tie that really turns me on..but if I had to pick, I’d go with the guy who says there’s plenty to go around.
Anyway, while we all knew our politics were going to get crazy, I had NO idea that men’s fashion was going to get..this bad. I refuse to judge this one. You decide.
Let’s compare: High Fashion VS Wal-Mart.
Obama’s OTHER Speech at Fantasy Land
Nobody Wonders—
My children never thought, that on this day in history, I would actually, not only go on Space Mountain with them, I would also sing Al Green’s “I’m so in Love with You” to the Fairy Godmother, cause let’s face it…she looks like my mother-in-law
Now..I know..I know what you’re thinking: President Obama…you can’t sing..well…
Yes I can.
Uh…I’ll do that later at the party. Today, I want you all to know, that I, as your President, I believe, that we CAN have Fantasy Land. All we have to do is be willing to sacrifice. Everybody needs to scarifice if we are going to make this Magic Kingdom magic again. I’ve got my top advisers..Dopey (Joe Biden), Doc (Leon Panetta) and Grumpy (Timothy Geithner) working on it. 
So..Donald, (Chris Dodd) no more swimming at Typhoon Lagoon. The EPA is complaining about it. And Goofy…(George Soros) you’ve got to share your electrical car with Cruella Deville. (Nancy Pelosi) I know..I know, it’s not fair. But I’m going to need another four years to straighten this out…Heck..it might take longer….so help me out here.
Mr. Pooh (Barney Frank) ..I want you to stop eating honey. Now…now, Michelle is going to teach you how to plant cauliflower…I know, I know, it’s going to hurt, but I’m not asking you to do anything more than I would ask of Mickey. (me) 
And you know, Mickey is the key. Without Mickey Mouse, none of you people would even HAVE a job. Mickey takes after me. Big ears…and a true leader. Why, Even Minnie loves it when he sings.
Now. I know the Magic Kingdom needs some repair. That’s why, I’m going to put in a new stimulus to fix Space Mountain. After all, I got rid of NASA , so the kids are going to need to keep on dreaming of becoming astronauts, even though it’s a fantasy, hey…it’s a good one!
Remember, I’m inviting the world here to see you, which means, you’re all going to have to work a little harder.
Snow White is not going to get any more lunch breaks. She can’t be hanging out with Cinderella in the Castle. She can have apples, but I want her to keep on working. Remember, we must all sacrifice.
And if any of you see any fat kids, I want you to hide them. Guide them to cave of the Pirates of the Caribbean, and let them ride it all day…because we want those new foreigners to know that America is a fantasy land of lots of healthy people. After all, we want them all to spend their money on the soda’s and hot dogs in the park, and if they see all the fat American kids, they won’t eat here.
Now, I know, you’ve been worrying about your jobs. You’ve heard rumors. Rumors that this once Magic Kingdom is falling apart. And I know, you all need to eat. Eating food stamps is getting old. That’s why I have new plans to not only extend those food stamps, but codiments from now on, will be free. As will your health care. Buzz Lightyear will no longer have to keep that space helmet on. He’ll be able to afford a breathilizer. 
And I know— some of the rides are a little scary. Our infrastucture is getting old. That’s okay. We can handle it. We are Cartoon Characters, and that’s why I’m here to help you all change.
I will try to save The Tower of Terror. It’s actually my favorite ride, so despite what you’ve heard, it’s not true— The Tower will be here as long as Michelle and I can come whenever we want to the park and ride it for free.
I promise you.
Okay, so I’m not as handsome as Prince Charming (everyone laughs) but, I promise, as your President, that if you all work hard and sacrifice your time and your efforts——
- ME
Next year, I promise…I will come back. And I will make this Magic Kingdom the envy of the world, if you just give me Florida.
Okay, so we’ve all got work to do. I want to give a special thanks to Pluto, for taking such good care of Bo. Thank you Pluto! Next year, I’ll send Air Force Two to come and bring YOU to the White House..because you’ve done such a fine job.
So, let’s go Cartoon Characters! Let’s make this Magic Kingdom into the best tourist attraction in the world! Tourism USED to be our number one export, last year, garbage took that honor over. But…with your help, we can make it number one again by bringing in as many tourists as we can! And then we’ll have two number one exports: Garbage and Tourism. (And BS!) 
THANK YOU!
Uh…Arial…where’s my ice cream?
Newt, China, Private Jets, Internet, Nation Building, and Lawrence of Arabia
Nobody’s Notes
Lots of different thoughts today:
NEWT GINGRICH: First up: Rick Perry got out of the Republican race, and very graciously too. But the real topic is going to be on Marianne Gingrich, Newt’s ex-wife, whom the left has given a huge platform to damage Gingrich from getting the nomination. As usual, their timing for sexual scandals is impeccable. 
Nancy Pelosi, a few days ago tried to throw us all into Mitt’s ring by saying that Mitt would lose if he got the nomination so the Democrats wanted Mitt to win the nomination: She said that so the many conservatives that didn’t like Mitt, would go…”Oh yeah? Just for that Ms Tufu Buguta, I’m voting for him!” They want Mitt to win.
SO…It’s been leaked that Newt requested an ‘open marriage’ according to Marianne. His first wife is out for revenge. Seems she didn’t like the limelight, so what’s a better way to stay away from it than to marry a politician?
Nobody Thinks any of us should judge the scorn of an ex-spouse. For instance, I just went out to lunch with an old friend who was outraged at the actions of his longtime girlfriend.
“My God, “I said. “What in the world did she do to you to get you so angry?”
“She wouldn’t go to Disneyland to celebrate my birthday with me. ”
Really? I know. To my friend, who goes to Disneyland at least three times a year, falling in love with a person who’d rather go to Las Vegas means she doesn’t love him enough. He went anyway, and showed me a darling picture of himself with Minnie.
You had to be there—I told him I simply HAD to have a copy.
Maybe Newt wanted a wife who would stand by his side in the photo- ops. Marianne didn’t want to do it. So, none of us especially those of us who have thought of sending our ex’s to far off planets (that include this Nobody…I’d send my ex to the nearest black hole) should judge Newt on this:but we will!
I keep saying…find some sexual stuff on Obama. Nobody is listening to me.
CHINA: Why is Obama pushing solar energy when China owns 97% of the minerals on the planet that you need to MAKE solar panels? Don’t they get enough of our business? Not only that, they are going to mine the moon and then, where will we go? We won’t have the money to mine our own minerals, and even if some state here had the minerals (and they do) the Democrats would find some kind of rattlesnake feeding ground and claim the land to be preserved. The Democrats would rather make us all suffer with our houses set to 50 degrees in winter, and 80 degrees in summer. 
China will now get Canada’s oil, thanks to Obama, which means we will have to now also buy our oil from China too. They are trying to put us back into the stone age…and speaking of the stone age…
PRIVATE JETS Did you know that if you are flying on a private jet, you are not “inspected” at all? The pilot gives the guy a few digits and you’re waved through…with a hand. They don’t even have to see if a passenger is on the No-fly list.
Think of that next time some TSA agent is feeling up your groin.
So if you’re a rich Saudi, you can charter a 777 or 757 for private use, and there you go! Fly it right into the Capitol, and destroy our government.. and set up the secret government which WILL put us back into the stone age…which maybe is what they are hoping for: BIG Change. And speaking of change….
INTERNET: So many people participated in the internet blackout the draconian law is losing steam, so Obama has said that he is dropping the matter. They are reporting that the Hollywood moguls are hopping mad because they want to SUE China, and all those little nobody bloggers that keep posting Youtube video’s and pictures that they should be getting paid for. 
Like that’s really going to happen.
No, what will happen is Obama will let it go for awhile and just pass the government control over to Homeland Security or the Commerce Department, right before the election, and the moguls will be back with their money.
When Bill Clinton and Boeing wanted to sell our missile secrets to China, they took it out of Congress and the Defense Department, and went through the Commerce Department. Done deal. Good for Boeing, good for Clinton—not so good for the American people who can now be wiped off the planet by a nuclear missile from China. It’s the new godfather way. And speaking of Godfathers: 
NATION BUILDING: I read an interesting take on nation building this morning. According to John C. Hulsman, we should take a lesson from Sir T.E Lawrence of Arabia. If you want to nation build, you get the WARLORDS to join you. Our American model of “reform or die” isn’t as affective as accepting the culture you want to conquer, and putting the big godfather warlords already in charge, under our direction.
“A hundred years ago, just 3,000 British officers controlled the whole of the Indian subcontinent, but most of them commanded local tribes in their own language. “
“The Israeli army can relegate skilled Arabic translators among it s reservist to routine guar duty because Arabic is compulsory for Israeli secondary school students. American lack the cultural depth to manage the welter of ethnicities and sects of the Middle East.” –Sparnleger “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Chaos.”
In other word, we would be better to learn to speak Arabic, give all these warlords one of these:
Gold Lamboghini
And tell them if they do what we want, we’ll get one to every Warlord’s son. We’d save billions.
Nobody’s Perfect: Captain Schettino VS ‘MOM’
Nobody’s Perfect:
We have two individuals that abandoned their duties this week: Captain Francesco Schettino of the Love Italian Boat: Carnival Titanic, and a lady whose name is only, “mom'” who abandoned her kids to go hide in a couple of bushes while she went inside McDonalds to sit in a warm room and eat.
Let’s take the Captain first, as he is being held for murder. 
According to the Coast Guard, the whole population of Italy, and certainly James Cameron, Francesco Schettino is a cad, a coward, and pretty much has a deep psychological problem with trying to impress the locals by not looking at his very expensive radar equipment, thereby crashing into a reef, and tearing a deep hole in his 10 story high luxury multimillion dollar cruise boat. One can only imagine what kind of damage the Captain would have done with a good iceberg.
And to do it during dinner, is an extra crime.
The Captain got off the boat pretty quick, claiming he was THROWN into the lifeboat… and even though the Coast Guard ORDERED him to get back on that ship he said, “No way! I’m not going to die!”
Okay, he said: ‘You climb on that ladder and go on board the ship’, but Schettino replies: ‘I’m in a lifeboat… I am not going anywhere’.
Spoken like a true Love Boat Captain. Due to his severe lack of concern, some of the missing 29 people are probably never going to be found. The dead are still…dead. 
Then, on the other hand, we a have a homeless mom who decided to leave her kids outside hiding in a bush, in 40 degree weather, while she had a nice hamburger inside McDonalds. 
Usually when a mother leaves her kids abandoned it means she hoping somebody picks them up, because she really didn’t want to take care of them anymore. (But let’s be real: there aren’t many Catholic Churches anymore to leave them to. If your homeless…odds are, there is a McDonalds right around the corner from you.)
Instead she caught a break: another man who had once been homeless called the police, and now she is getting three square meals a day, along with free TV., a college education, and many more wonderful things provided by our lovely prison system. And she doesn’t have to take care of pesky kids anymore. 
Who knows what will happen to the kids? Her excuse was: she was drunk.
The Captain’s excuse? He doesn’t have one, but insists he saved thousands of lives by actually steering that close, so that most of them could get ashore themselves, therefore he didn’t even HAVE to get out of that lifeboat, he’d taken care of the situation. This was after he robbed the safe of course to save all the precious jewels of the clients.
If he ever gets out of prison, Francisco has real possibilities as a politician.
Who won this contest of being so imperfect that you can’t think straight? MOM. The prisons in America are much nicer than the ones in Italy. The Captain’s new vessel, has no life boats to speak of.
Let’s hope he’s not in love, but maybe the two could hook up….they share a common denominator, called: stupidity.
Michael Moore: The Young Will Save Us
Nobody Cares
Michael Moore believes that all old white people are racist, because they didn’t vote for Barack Obama. It has not dawned on him yet, that some people actually vote due to something besides the color of you skin, or how Presidential you look. Another thing that hasn’t dawned on him, by claiming the old white people didn’t vote for Obama… he is also admitting that all the old white DEMOCRATS also did not vote for Obama, thereby admitting that the “older” and “wiser” democrats are all racist, and since he is old and white, that includes him.
Yes, Michael the Very Moore, is sure that those young white kids who voted for Obama are going to save the world. I can’t wait. Here’s one of them: 
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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