Obama’s Tea Party
Nobody Cares
Last week all the talk was about how the Obama’s hid a Halloween party in 2009 that they gave for themselves and their kids at the White House because, they didn’t want the ‘people’ to think badly of them: throwing a party while the country was suffering. Come on: When has THAT ever stopped them? (Shouldn’t that salt that she is holding be a TEA BAG?)
The real reason was that the movie, “Alice in Wonderland” had NOT been released yet, and about half the country would have stayed home if they had found out that the Johnny Deppster was a big Obama supporter.
Anyway…The White House has corrected us all: THAT Halloween party was thrown for children of the military! 
Well, now…that’s different. They decorated the White House with the finest ghoulish decor, which Nobody Thinks fits the theme of the occupants at the moment perfectly. They served blood looking drinks in glasses, and had a merry old-time, with the famous movie star, Johnny Depp. Personally, I don’t see what the fuss is about: Hillary Clinton threw a party every single day she was in the White House, serving thousand-dollar plate dinners, and by the looks of it, she spent a lot more money on White House Parties than the Obama’s so far. You can see all her parties in a book that she wrote.
Better yet: don’t. Wait for Obama’s White House Party Dinner book to come out and compare.
Today I looked for the World Series Cardinals, who were supposed to be honored by Obama at the White House. But…I guess he didn’t have time because Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up, who are MUCH more important to Obama than a bunch of smelly baseball players.
Military Child Gets to Meet The Ghost of Obama's Future
Being as this party was for the kids of military families, I want to proudly show this: 
IN this first picture, we see two children. The boy is obviously well pleased to get his picture taken with the daughter of no doubt, a general. Some of those kids in the background look like they are having a wonderful time! We also see a fine imitation below of President Bill Clinton, celebrating the many years and parties he has given in the White House. The decor is just stunning. Artistically creating the very FEEL of the Obama home, and just how a Obama Tea Party should feel. Not to mention, the giant pumpkin head standing on all the other little pumpkin heads pretty much sums up the feeling of the country right now. Obama is Pumpkinhead.
The fun for the kids was not only on the inside party, oh no. Having men dressed up as skeletons marching around outside of the White House put JUST the right touch on the party that every military boy and girls dreams about! So very clever.
Nobody hopes the Obama’s release ALL their future parties pictures: After all, they are living in OUR house, spending OUR money, and its good to know that they care for our military children.
Now..pass the salt.
What? Some FUN News?
Nobody Reports
Okay. So it looks like Mitt Romney really is going to outspend everyone, and all we can hope is that Obama doesn’t make him look like the fat-rich cat that he is. Not that Obama isn’t the fattest-richest cat on the planet.
But…look what some marvelous minds are doing while our politicians are driving us all nuts. I WANT this plane. I can’t have this plane. But…I want it nevertheless. I can just picture myself landing it on my street and pulling into my driveway. It looks like they might be our new “police” in the air though, so the only chance I will get near one is if my friend, Pattie, who used to work for the police, gets us in to see one.
Next on my list of “I’d like to have that.” …is this. Ferrari is making headphones now..for about $450 a pop.
Now, If i can just scarf up $450 dollars, and put on these earphones, when I go to the police department, I will hand the chief my new card: Which will cost me about $1500 for just one: encrusted in diamonds, it will say, in beautiful font: “NSA” That’s it. He will then lead me out to the plane of my dreams, then I will climb into the plane, with my Ferrarri earphones on, push the “on’ button, and those fans will whirl.
And then…I will take off, and be unafraid, because as you can see, you can’t crash this thing.
“To dream…or NOT to dream…that is always the question.” And in my Nobody case…it’s also usually the answer.
On the other hand, I think the NSA could afford to have a card full of rubies, that they should supply to ME because I’m a taxpaying citizen and I pay their salaries.
See…every Nobody can improve just about anything..except this plane. It’s perfect as is.
How About Another Lottery, Obama? Lunch on the Moon!
Nobody’s Fool
You have to hand it to the Obama reelection camp. Votes are important, and the Obama’s don’t want to make the little guy feel left out. They know, the nobodies on the street can’t afford to go to his lavish parties, where he can demand up to $40,000 for just one ticket. That’s more than some of them make in a year.
So, they gave the poor..a ‘Win lunch with the President Lottery!” Even if they sold 5 million tickets at $3 dollars apiece that’s $15 million just for Obama.Yes, for a $3 dollar lottery ticket you COULD win a spot to have lunch with the President. 
Remember that when you buy a ticket to a lottery, you are under the impression that the tickets are picked by RANDOM…and you have just as much a chance of winning as anyone else right?
Obama’s campaign said the lunch bunch was made up of Kathie Toigo, an early-childhood special needs teacher from Yerington, Nev.; Bill Blackwelder, an Afghanistan war veteran from Fayetteville, N.C.; Val Grossman, a postal worker from Westminster, Colo.; and Scott Zoebisch, a firefighter from Atlanta.
Mmmmm….
What are the odds that a teacher, a war veteran from NC no doubt, (an important state in the election) a postal worker, and a firefighter all got picked? Postal workers are losing their jobs: Teachers and firefighters are very much union supporters: and a war veteran? For some reason he is after the veterans vote big time.
What? Nobody from Watts? Nobody from Alaska? Nobody from my neighborhood in North County St. Louis? What if Warren Buffet bought a ticket, and actually won?
What a scam. A smart scam, actually. Obviously, those people were hand picked. Just another way to steal people’s money and make himself look good.
Nobody thinks Obama needs to throw one more lottery. I suggest, for the price of a $10 dollar ticket, one 99% person will be picked to have lunch with the President, on the space station. (see picture) Russia is charging $20 million per person, and if he sells just 5 million that should just about cover it…(one way)
And while America is coming up to possessing a $16 trillion dollar deficit, Obama figures he can’t lose if he promises not only free lunches for the kids, but a pay increase for civilian federal employees as part of his 2013 budget, which will be…the FIRST budget Obama has ever even thought about, let alone submitted since he was elected the first time. But you have to elect him first.
The Ying Thoughts of the Reincarnated Squirrel
Nobody Wonders
The concept of reincarnation has always been a hard one for me. So has the Big Bang. If we base observations of what we know to be true all around us, then the Big Bang had to have a mother. If reincarnation means the invisible soul is put back into embryo’s to further life’s lessons then at this very moment you are reading the words of the soul of a past squirrel.
Why do I think I was a squirrel? Because I spent my childhood at the top of trees. As soon as I learned how to climb I was up in a tree—sitting like an old Buddha. Soulfully content to feel the breeze at the top of my little world, and be happy to be alone.
Escaping from muttering parents and wacko brothers and sisters when you’re a kid gives— you power. It’s one of the reasons Presidents do NOT want to give up Air Force One.
Anyway, the reason I’m talking about this, is that I was just reading about the art of past civilizations: the symbols always contains opposites…female vs. male, ying vs. yang, good vs. evil. ( rich vs. poor) But, most importantly, almost every culture believed in an afterlife. The Pharaohs believed that dung beetles gave you eternal life, and filled their tombs with them. If a beetle can live forever then so can a man..right? 
So, what is it about humans that convince almost every single culture on the earth, that there is a life after death? Almost every animal on earth dies. Why does man think he’s so special?
I was thinking today about my childhood, and remembered something. I grew up in Florida, where the pine trees were perfect climbing apparatuses for small children. The limbs are placed steps apart all the way up to the top. And pine tress…never lose their leaves. To me, those trees were like me. All young. Living forever. Only a fire, or a hurricane could destroy them.
When my parents moved the family to St. Louis, I was around seventeen. I had never seen a tree lose its leaves, nor had I ever been taught in my school in Naples, that trees lose their leaves. That’s how bad science was even then.
And when fall came and it started happening…the leaves starting turning colors and falling off. Due to the fact that I was the only one in the whole world who didn’t have clue about it, I said nothing. I knew just by the actions of those around me, it must have been normal. But…the event upset me deeply inside. By the time all the leaves were gone…I was devastated. Let’s just say, it left me with a sadness all winter. (Science will tell you I have an overactive amygdule, but I digress.) 
I’m not saying there wasn’t a lot of sun depravation going on at the same time, effecting my serotonins levels, and my blossoming hormonal balance…estrogen flowing through my body…but…let’s just say, that after that first year, when I saw the trees come back in spring, I was overjoyed.
Okay Joyanna get to the point.
The cycles of life. We are so immersed in them, we don’t think about them. But…maybe those first humans witnessed the same things. Some things didn’t die! This theory is a bit flimsy in Egypt mind you..they just had beetles, but whenever something in nature seems to die and come back miraculously, why wouldn’t humans think that they would do the same?
Just like the tree…we can come back…live on…in some way. Grow new leaves. Live another day. Energy withstanding. I’m speaking from the minds of ignorance, mind you, but there might be something to it…more than just a wish not to die.
We got many of our “we will live on” from the nature around us.
Now…since this rant is absolutely idiotic, remember that today, Richard Hawkins, the famous man who worked out lots of that very confusing Big Bang theory has just announced he has no clue about the mystery of women. He might be wrong about the Big Bang theory, but I’m a woman, and I was thinking this just the last minute, and so…you might conclude with him at the end of this “maybe?” rant that he is perfectly right.
Women are not meant to be understood, and neither is life after death.
But, the yin and the yang will someday figure it out together. And if you go by the book The Bell Curve, they will both be Jewish.
I can’t wait.
McCain and Romney? Double Facepalm.
Nobody Wins
“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.” Ronald Reagan.
Ronald Reagan was right. As you see by this video, the bloodline of McCain is already cursed. I’m convinced, the McCain’s come from a long line of some kind of very dimwitted vampires, hatched in Ireland under a full moon, by a banshee from dribble land. John McCain, Meghan’s most famous father, as a politician, is an embarrassment to every conservative who has ever admired Ronald Reagan. This McCain habit of being the not- so- pretty dull penny in the pot, seems to run in the family. John is more than a Rhino…he’s a elephant on roller skates.
Wait, I would NOT insult am elephant like that. I take that back.
If not for Sarah Palin, McCain wouldn’t have even come in second in the last election: More like..fifty third. In fact, Sarah Palin SAVED the Republican party. They used her. We all knew it.
And today, there they were: Mr. Mt. Olympus and Crimpy.
John McCain was giving a big stump speech for Mitt Romney and I couldn’t even watch it. What in the world were they thinking? Get the loser of the last election to endorse you?
Rule No. One: Never, ever, under any circumstances get the last loser of the race to endorse you, because everyone will think that you have the same ideas as THAT loser and YOU will lose.
Duh. (But not as “duh” as letting the daughter of that loser appear on your enemies networks)
Obama is out playing football in the sand, posing his body, teasing the liberal media pundits into going, “Oh..he is just in such good condition!” while we are watching old guys with bad hair lines trying to get us excited.
BUT, as out-of-style these two old coots seem at the moment, Mitt and John would never say they would slit their wrists to make a point.
Meghan McCain did. Just listen to her talk—She talks like she is…10. Okay, 11. Wait…five. Brain cells were falling out all over the floor in this video. The liberals are looking at this girl, and going, “I like her!”
Yes, she said she would just slit her wrists if her father had endorsed Rick Santorum. She also called him a moron.
Mmmmmm…I LOVE to go there, but I will not lower myself, out of respect for all the depressed people out there who actually are watching this all go down and really might be smart enough to accomplish that feat.
I was double facepalming it all day watching TV. 
While Fox had Mitt and John hanging out like lost sweethearts, Sheppard Smith was ranting about the fact that Rick Santorin said the word, “black” in a sentence. He implied with the shocked look on his fact that saying the word ‘black’ was a horrible mistake. Later Rick denied it, so as not to appear racist.
It was such a blatent and ridiculous attack on nothing that I turned to my husband and said, “So, what do we call them now?”
Affirmative Action Animals? American Harvard Recruits? Welfare Welts? AfroAmerio’s? Bereaved Bestials? Obama’s Osmosis?
FOX took sides today. It was tear down Rick Santorum and full steam ahead for Mitt. Mitt is the favorite of the Feds, and the elite’s that run the Republican party. He’s their guy. Always has been. He will keep the global train on track.
And YOU thought you picked the President? Have another cookie!
I’m starting to think legalizing drugs might be a good idea after all…
Double Facepalm.
Michelle Obama Thanks YOU!
Nobody Flashes
I got this email today, and I couldn’t wait to post it. It must be an old one, so I added a few paragraphs of my own to the end. The author was not mentioned..but he/she is a mighty fine pundit. What makes this satire so relevant is that Obama is going to RUN against the mean, rich, nasty people..of whom he happens to be the perfect example of one.
Enjoy! (Thanks to Pattie)
*****
Dear American Taxpayer
For the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard-working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long time family friends, my personal staff and several friends had a wonderful time.
Honestly, you just haven’t lived until you’ve stayed in $2,500.00 dollar per night, 3 story villa at a five star luxury hotel.
Thank you also for Air Force Two, and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Cost del Sol, I highly recommend the Bueunaventura Plaza in Marbella: a great lobster with rice and oysters! I’m ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha’s Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you’re not in Europe? You have to just grin and bear it?
Air Force Two (which costs $11, 351 dollars an hour to operate according to the Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47, 500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere ,1,032 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates but we are close. That’s quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars, and drive less too, so we can lesson our combined carbon footprint.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling hard to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet, so I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.
I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago, I just had to get away for a few days.
Cordially,
Michelle (Moochelle) Obama
PS Thank you as well for the $4 billion dollar trip to India from which we just returned.
PPS Thank you too for that vacation trip to Martha’s Vineyard: it was fabulous! And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha’s Vineyard so that we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn’t take him on Air Force One because he might pee on some wires or something.
PPPS..Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii for Christmas. Obama had to work, so I had to fly out early because we had a 7,000 square foot house that our staff had to get ready. The expense was a bit more this time, over $4 million, and unfortunately we couldn’t move the White House there, as we both love it there, but we want the taxpayers to know, that we make sacrifices too.
The White House will stay in Washington for now.
LOVE YA!
Remember, we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally. Love to redistribute! Share the wealth! Send this to every American and please vote for our second term
I haven’t been in Bora Bora, YET!
It’s Here! The Galaxies in Iowa
Nobody Flashes
It’s finally here! We’ve only been hearing about this day for 4,587,209 days! The great Iowa Republican contest is here at last. Will Ron Paul get all his Ron Paul Elves out in the front lines? Will Mitt Romney bet another $10,000 dollars that Rick Perry has never even been to the Department of Education? Will Michelle Bachmann say that she has channeled Elizabeth the First for her endorsement? Will Rick Santorum get a new sweater?
I’m excited. But let’s not forget the more important events happening at the same time: Like..galaxies colliding: 
Nobody’s New Year’s …..Rant!
Nobody’s Random Thought On New Year’s Eve
Okay…it’s 8pm here, the last day of 2011, and I’m watching Dick Clark’s New Year’s party, and I’m drinking my friend Pattie’s excellent home-made wine, and I’m missing playing the drums as I did for so many years in bands…making the people jump with the big downbeats, and the flam’s, and the driving rhythms…there’s nothing like dancing and music and feeling the joy of life on New Years’ Ever is there?
I love to watch the dancing on New Year’s Eve. America could use a New Years Eve once a month.
We’ve had a rough year. Hell…so has the rest of the world. Somewhere when we were all busy just trying to live our lives, a mass black hole of criminals with good intentions made the biggest dent of depression in a once robust future, it’s hard to fathom the damage they caused. The EU elite in Brussels…and our own elites in Washington have forged a deal with immorality.
A pact with the Devil.
I listened to Jack Abramoff today talk about how very legal it is in Washington D. C. to accept bribes from lobbyists. They all do it. Jack has lots to tell us, and this next year, we should be listening.
Term limits. Congress must abide by the same laws as the people. No one can lobby after leaving office. He had good suggestions, and we should not understate that the corruption is vast and almost unbelievable. 
And yet, people are resilient. Everywhere…they want more of life, more out of their leaders and something tells me, the young of the world will NOT put up with it. And neither will the old. The people of the United States have been free for too damn long. They will not go down without a fight. And we need to fight hard this next year. No matter who gets picked to be President, it’s time we told them—
Enough. Enough. You will not take our freedoms away. Enough..
Nobody has been writing all year, about the horrors of our freedoms being taken away. Obamacare is pretty much the Nazi holocaust in disguise. It MUST be repealed.
I called an old friend of my mother’s tonight. She is 89 and grew up in London. Her name is Doreen, a lovier woman I have never met, and she grew up in the horrors of the bombing of England. Her brother picked shrapnel out of his face all his life, due to the bombing of Hitler. She remembers. And she was horrified at the changes taking place in our country.
“They want to tell us what to do!” she cried.
Here is a woman who has seen the dreaded bombing of the Nazi’s. She left England, and moved to Naples, Florida. Her husband made a great living in real estate in Florida. And she can’t believe what is happening here.
This makes me angry. It makes me furious. Our forefather…my family ancestors, John Adams, Sam Adams and Henry— did not go through the trial of the American Revolution to just see the greatest country on earth be destroyed by greed. And niether did YOUR ancesors. Every American forefathers have built this nation: in blood, in sweat, in tears.
The people that are trying to take over the world…make themselves and their families elites at the top and slaves at the bottom in endless service jobs, want us to believe that we cannot win against the tide of plans that they have for us.
BUT…if we think we can…stop the tide of tyranny, we will. How often have we heard the best of our mentors say: practice positive thinking. Positive thinking. It works. We can defeat them We can demand our rights. If we convince ourselves…no way. No way will you dictate our lives. If George Washington can lead an army without shoes in the middle of winter then so help me god we can fight this pond of greedy elites. Nancy Pelosi..Harry Reid, Barack Obama…
It will take time. It will take good men and women speaking out. It will take courage.
But, as Gandhi once said. “The truth will prevail.”
Everyone have a great time tonight! Dance. Sing. Get drunk with abandoned, it’s been a tough year, it’s okay. Love your lover. Kiss your child. Dream of a better day…tomorrow.
You know, I’m just a nobody. But I thank God for every reader I have. God Bless you all.
Nobody’s Perfect, and I have to laugh while I’m typing this because I’ve made so many spelling mistakes, all I can do is have another glass of wine.(LOL!)
Tonight— I love everyone. THIS YEAR…we WILL win. You can bet your New Year’s Hat on it.
The World of Public Art: Uh….Uh…Sure.
Nobody Flashes
Tis the season to be jolly, and it seems that there are many jolly politicians, all over the world, who like to fund the very best artists that they can find, to spruce up a city. In case, you like me, won’t be getting to any of these places anytime soon…I decided to jolly up the New Year with…WHAT?
The good people of Philadelphia, are being cheered up by a giant rabbit planted in the middle of some…..square. One that reminds us all, that drinking and walking should not be done at the same time. As you can see, it’s drawing a big crowd in the middle of this jolly season. The most that you need to know about the artist, is that he’s from..the Netherlands, making some subliminal message to us all: do not move to the Netherlands. There is nothing to do there but drink yourself into a stupor.
Here we see another great work of art. Actually, it’s a blown up work of art whose is making a copy of the original work by God, but..let’s not be fussy. This is also, a fine example of what the Netherlands has done since Van Dyke no longer graced the halls of the royal palace. Was is the message? We are all fried. Make your eggs…sunny side up! Don’t step on the yolk. Go home and eat. Your guess is as good as mine.
This is in Germany, where the poor people are starving. They are so hungry that they are growing mushrooms on the side of their buildings, out of the reach of those nasty Greeks who just won’t plant their own.
In London, the artist has immortalized the drunks that hang out on the common streets on Friday night. The first, is the night before, and the next…how they feel when they wake up the next day and find out that they actually survived not only the soccer match, but the party afterwards. I’m sure the British people are just in love with this public display of true genius, that they no doubt paid for. My favorite pick so far.
Jumping across the planet, here we have a perfect example of the Japanese people. They are…robots. They don’t think. They just…are ordered, and they move. If a Japanese artist moved to the Netherlands, he’d probably commit Hari Kari, right on top of the eggs. This proved that trying to melt us all into a NEW WORLD ORDER of clones, might not work. I’m just saying.
In Chicago, the good people decided to express their wishes to put on hard hats, join the union, and…tell me…what’s that thing between his legs? Obviously GE put this in some Plaza to remind you that you only have THREE more days to enjoy your love with Thomas Edison. And that…big yellow bear…is YOU!
Rahm Emanuel, could not resist. He is telling Chicago that…he is watching YOU. And he’s getting tired of it. Look at those blood vessels. If you are near this wonderful example of how the government spends its money, be sure and go back, look that eye in the eye, and gesture! Tell Rahm how much you appreciate his support. I would.
Another Chicago favorite! One to take all the kiddies to see, even though Marilyn looks at least 30 pounds thinner than the original, it’s not bothering this guy from trying to express his joy. A few more inches….
Oh…let’s not stop. Back in Germany, they are expressing how they feel about the Greek Bailout. Or the fact that the Rhino is an endangered species…except here in the United States where the population of Rhino’s is multiplying very successfully. We should send them a few of ours.
But…the Germans are not going to let that misery go on. Here they celebrate the years of their women, filling the children and the nation with…funny looking statues.
Let’s not forget the artist of China, who puts his thumb up at the world, a joy for the people on the beach to ponder while they are surfing, and living life in luxury. Nobody suggests that the Chicago politicians and the Chinese politicians look at life much the same way. An eyeball here, a thumb there…but the Netherlands, and Germany?
They’ve come a long way baby. I don’t know about you…but if I had to choose, I’d pick the dead rabbit. He pretty much sums it all up.
Can We FAKE a LOVEJOY?
Nobody Reports
Glenn Beck posted this little gem on his website, and I just had to post it, because I’ve read just about everything about the moon landing being faked that there is, and I still have no idea, who or what to believe.
I must admit, with the evidence coming out everyday as to just how much our government lies…it’s pretty easy to believe they would “fake” at least the first moon landing, and then later on, got it right. So, why not fake a comet sighting? NASA has to look as if it is doing something, don’t they?
But I like this guy…astronaut Dan Burbark. He seems pretty sincere, and just because of the fact that he even mentioned Tasmania, I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He really DID see a putty-tat.
Not so, a few of Glenn’s readers–one guy had THIS to say:
- love almost all your videos SA, but this NASA Lovejoy noise is all a HOAX, i’m serious, the facts don’t add up, the size the trajectory, all of it and the CGI of night flight of ISS, take a look at the posts everywhere on ISS night flight, THEY ARE ALL CGI, look closely and think, and remember the ISSS is supposed to be over 340 km above us, THIS IS FAKED and bad CGI, LOOK PEOPLE, LOOK AT all the ISS Night Flights, they are FAKE and bad CGI.
I’d say, he sounds pretty convincing, whoever he is. I would look closely at the CGI if I knew where it was.
Does that stand for “Cool, Graphic, Interface?” “Common Gerbil Intelligence?” “Centrifugal Germane Inkblots?”
And what is ISSS?– “Intelligent Suckers Still Supplementing? “I Still Stand Stupid?” ” Imminent Superior Soccer Stars?”
So I remained…stumped, until I continued reading and found my answer:
sumstuff46 said: maybe the earth ended and we are living in another dimension! 😉
That’s sounds good to me, sumstuff!
Anyway, Dan can come to my dinner table any old-time he wants, fake or not. He has real enthusiasm. I’m sure Tasmania will welcome him with open arms once he comes down.
The 12 Days of Gifts for Our Politicians
Nobody Flashes
It’s a fact: While the Congress is arguing about whether to let us all “keep” our money, we must remember that a big majority of our fine leaders actually got richer during this recession. So keeping in the Christmas spirit, I’ve decided to “wonder” just how the rich might use their money. It’s the 12 days of Nobody Wonders What the rich will get for Christmas.
1. There is one thing we do know, and we learned it from Donald Trump: if you’ve got it…flaunt it! And so somebody did. Here we see that they pasted a 1 million dollar bill along a highway just to let us scrubby people struggling to pay for their kid’s dental bills that some people have LOTS of these suckers and use them for starting their fireplaces. To Bill Gates, a $250,000 Lamborghini would be the same to the average person as spending 63 cents. Personally, I think Glenn Beck put this up, because he hates Woodrow Wilson. If I were rich, I’d buy this billboard and put in on the Capital Steps.
2. Nothing says love like a diamond in a piece of Chocolate. Why give a girl a ring? Just give her the diamond and let it melt in her mouth. Or chip her tooth. How is she going to show her friends? What if she puts it in her purse and the chocolate melts, and she loses the diamond in her purse? Well, that’s what I would do. I’d put it in my purse, go to the beach, and tell my rich husband, “Oh, honey,…it melted. I JUST can’t find the diamond. I need another one. Yep, that’s what Nancy Pelosi would do. Better not show here this: she will insist all her chocolate covered strawberries that she is supplied on her tax-funded airplane have diamonds on top.
3. Somewhere, there is a perfect match for this very expensive wooden head with the long nose. I’m sure Obama would appreciate this fine example of art from his native land. Pinocchio never looks so…humble.
4. If those Hollywood people get really smart..they’d just buy this Island boat and give it to the President so that he doesn’t have to keep spending our hard-earned money flying to Hawaii. He could park this right outside his house on the Potomac. Really, think of the mony they would save us. (At the very least, he should have the courtesy to use Hotwire coupons!) We’d all have more money to go to their movies. It’s a win/win situation. Somebody call Spielberg.
5. Gold shoelaces. Who doesn’t need a pair of these? This is something to get all those NBA stars who worked so hard this year. All those games…all those missed shots. If they had just given those guys some gold shoelaces the season would have been right back on track. Why those big bosses didn’t think of this, is beyond me.
6. Here we have a MUST for every rich person on the planet. A car, that flies. Sure…it looks like a toy. But rich people are the LAST people who want to wait on those pesky airport terminals. Or sit in planes for hours before takeoff. OR pay Obama’s new taxes on private planes. This will get them wherever they want to go, without having to sit in traffic, and they won’t have to ever get in a taxi smelling of human vomit ever again.
7. Oh come on. Every Senator wants one of these. You know it. A crystal toilet. John. Lew…or to put it more succinctly for our elite leaders…”throne.” Nobody would be surprised if they are already installed. You can be sure that is ONE thing, they would all vote for to pass. If the American people could bribe the Senate to actually pass bills for the American people, we would gladly PAY for these to be put in all their private offices. Trust me, it would be a lot cheaper than them doing their daily..nothing. We’d all come out ahead.
8. Special delivery for the President. His own desk set, complete with historical significant: for his continual inspiration.
9. You know, the rich have all the gadgets in the world: the latest technology, every Apple gadget ever produced, and in Bill Gates case, Leonardo Da Vinci’s sketches. BUT…they do NOT usually have the largest book in the world! Why wait? This would look lovely in the living room of Oprah Winfrey. After her recent cable bomb, she needs something to do.
10. Oh…everyone has to have a pair of these. Gold Golf clubs. The only problem with these, is you need a solid gold golf ball to use with these. I mean, how stupid would you look pulling these beautiful solid gold clubs out of your bag and then, you go hit some cheap little white plastic ball! How..crash. How..absurd. And of course, those things on the bottom are meant to slice up the grass with every drive, in order that all the golfers coming behind you will look down at all the deep holes in the course and say, “Yep…Tiger played today. Looks like Obama was with him!.”
11. Every rich man is getting this for his wife for Christmas. And I can see why. Not only is it covered in diamonds, it keeps your wife from seeing your mistress who spent the night in bedroom 345…and also, prevents her noticing that you did not get her a real mink for Christmas but an imitation. You gave the real one to the mistress.
12. And last but not least, this is a must for every democratic member of the house and Senate. I’m listening to Obama as I type this, and ONCE again, he threatens to take our money if we do not do what he says. Of course, he blames the house Republicans. Obama needs this desperately: Let him start screwing something else besides the American people
Bah…humbug.
And Now, A Word From Our Sponcer…
Nobody Flashes:
The world record for how many beer glasses one man can carry…still stands.
Nobody Flashes “Burn It to the Ground” X-Mas Lights
Nobody Wonders—
What the name of this video is: I think it was called “Burn it to the Ground” but it was right next to, “The Best Way to Annoy Your neighbors!” so…take your pick.
Whatever. I thought it was fun. I’d be rocking in front of his house, with a bottle of something, and lots of candy, and my new funky hat.
Just about this time next week, we will all want to throw darts at Bing Crosby, and his “White Christmas.” because sometimes you can get too much of one thing.
Just thought I’d post something a bit different.
ENJOY!
Nobody Flashes: Chuck Woolery Leaves White Squirrels in Budget
Nobody Flashes
I can’t help myself. Nobody is getting some great emails that just can’t wait. This guy cracks me up, and also tells you how simple it would be to cut $1.5 trillion dollars off the budget. Something that no one in Congress can bring themselves to do.
Who knew there were White Squirrels?
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Pattie)
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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