One More….Thing….
Nobody Flashes
You might have already seen this. One thousand high school students starting singing in a hotel, and … I’m so glad some one thought to go get their camera.
It’s just…beautiful.
Enjoy!
Nobody Flashes More Thoughts About Independence
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My husband wasn’t feeling well last night, so for the first time in my life, I did not go to anywhere to see fireworks. But I did go to the pool, and was chased in earnest on my way out, by some lady who looked as if had the most dire news:
“We just need to raise the utility taxes 7 percent.” the lady said. Good god. We fought a WAR over taxes this day in 1776. What a day to ask.
By the look on her face, things were dire. She stuck a flyer in my face which said that due to budget cuts, not only will the Fireworks display be gone forever, but our police and fire department would have to make cuts also.
Yes, my little town has become Detroit. We will cut everything but big government bureaucrats and their big overloaded pensions.
My friend, who saw the horror in her face, fell for it. “You know, we haven’t had to pay this tax for years.” she said.
We pay some of the biggest property taxes in Missouri. We also have the BIGGEST school district in Missouri, so you know, it’s full of teachers, administrators…democrats, all making big bucks.
More than 67 percent of our property taxes goes to the school, which is almost 75 percent black, and YET, the state lottery is suppose to support them too. And they want more.
Our taxes are going to pay for the schools, and their pensions.
Some of these people make over $230,000 a year. And our schools are horrible. I know, I went to them. (It’s one of the reasons my spelling is so bad.) So did my son.
Using FEAR and PITY, is an old political trick. Obama is using the children on the border right now…as a weapon.
As I read the headlines tonight on Drudge, its says we are a divided nation. Okay, but you sure couldn’t tell that today.
And yet…I did notice two things about this 4th that I have never noticed before:
I watched the celebrations in Washington D.C. and New York. In song, and spirit, it was one of the MOST Patriotic I’ve seen in years. They even said the Pledge of Allegiance with GOD left in! And in my neighborhood, where fireworks are not allowed, all around there were so many fireworks in the sky, smoke-filled the streets.
Everybody broke the law. What were the police going to do? Arrest them all? I loved it.
While, I think, in some small way, it was a good sign–in their own small way the people who put on these programs decided to go back to the America values of our traditions—–My husband said, “It’s all about false hope.” And he could be right. Tonight I noticed that my cable station added about 30 Spanish-speaking channels…not much hope for “One nation, under god.” with that is there?
Sometime this weekend, Obama will be wining and dining “illegals” who join the military. I guess American Citizens are not longer joining up. He is going full force with letting everyone who can get in, come in.
And where do we go to stop this invasion, brought to us to destroy our way of life by our own government?
Maybe our founders had the answer: Give the power, back to the states.
And that’s why I include this scene from the HBO series, John Adams.
The words, still stand. All we need to do is resurrect them.
Somebody Contact Holder: There is a Patriot in the Miss America Contest!
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Remember the old days when Miss America Contestants fretted over how to answer their question?
Miss Louisiana, Brittany Guidrey didn’t hesitate to put forth her NOBODY Opinion, and listen to the crowd.
Go ahead Brittany, run for office!
Nobody Knows the Power of Invincible Ignorance
Nobody Knows
A great part of mankind…are unavoidably given over to invincible ignorance. –John Locke
What a week it was–The latest Obama blunder is being splashed all over the world, and Nobody Knows where it’s all going to end. Nobody Knows why Susan Rice, went on all the Sunday talk shows to say that Bowe Bergdahl was captured on the field of battle, when men that were in his troop, would like to see him tried and shot for being a deserter. After all, men lost their own lives looking for him. 
Susan Rice must do a mean Happy Hour on the Good Ship Lollipop.
Nobody Knows if Bowe the dancer was actually helping the Taliban set just the right bombs to blow up American soldiers, but circumstantial evidence seems to point in that direction. And Nobody Knows if, as reported by WND, the American soldiers were ordered to shoot him on sight if they found him, and if that’s so, then Obama truly DID save his life. Not from the Taliban, but from our own soldiers. In the meantime’s, Obama stands by his decision to release the worst of the worst terrorists, out of Guantanamo, and by his own admission, they could try to kill us all again.
Thanks Mr. President.
The movie is coming soon…
Nobody Knows what the President was smoking when he made this deal, but it wasn’t grown in Colorado,
And speaking of smoking—
Nobody knows exactly WHEN marijuana is going to be legal in all of Obama’s 57 states. The radio is filled now with how overdue legalization is. The marketing potentials are endless! Marijuana could be put into everything! Food, pizza, cupcakes, morning cereal, soda,…our water…making all these Obama scandals much easier to deal with—.and one guy has an even more enticing idea;
Washington state based Mirth Provisions plans to release a cannabis-infused cold-brew coffee called “Legal,” as the new product will only be available in markets where marijuana is legal.
Creator Adam Stites told My Northwest that each bottle will contain about 20 milligrams of THC, enough to create “an alert, creative, high,” but not too much as to make it an unpleasant experience, “especially for people who are just getting into marijuana.”
I can’t wait to get my alert, creative, high, can you?
And speaking of alert creative highs..
Alexander “Sasha” Shulgin, the chemist, pharmacologist and author known for popularising the drug MDMA and creating and synthesizing hundreds of psychoactive drugs, has died aged 88.
Shulgin, dubbed the ‘Godfather of Ecstasy’, died at his home in California after being diagnosed with liver cancer.
Shulgin not only explored and created drugs for college boys to dope their favorite freshman, he published online, over 800 pages on how to make those drugs online..for free, giving a whole new meaning to ‘date rape.’
According to Psychedelic Frontier, Shulgin once estimated he had tripped on psychedelic drugs 4,000 times during his life –roughly once a week for more than 50 years.
Nobody Knows, but Nobody Wonders if Shulgin hung out with Bowe’s Dad.
And speaking of ecstasy….
Nobody Knows that now, the global elites are saying that infidelity is due to …global warming.
(Honey, it’s not MY fault, she was just so…HOT! It’s those damn carbon emissions!)
When asking people who cheated on their spouses, what was the cause, the survey SAID!
Survey respondents also reported they’re more likely to sneak a little on the side in hot weather than in cold. That makes sense — after all, which would you say is sexier, a steamy Miami day or a polar vortex?
Which means in this insane world where nobody seems to know anything, especially Obama and his whole cabinet, we can blame just about everything on global warming.
And that includes Obama’s low IQ.
And why government workers get bonus when people die.
Nobody Knows the actual power of invincible ignorance, but we are finding out, John Locke was right.
NOBODY Gets the Gold….
Nobody Wonders
Here’s a BIG wonder: We are all against bullying in school, bullying on the internet, bullying the female, etc, etc, in fact there are whole government organizations hell-bent on stopping bullying.
And yet…our cable TV is filled with the most popular bullies ever graced the planet. Simon’s mean and nasty comments drove American Idol to the top of the charts. And yes, the other night, I actually watched Hell’s Kitchen.
Some guy made a half-baked less than perfect scramble egg. You would have thought, that he was bin Laden himself by the horrible tongue lashings he got from everyone.
I do not watch this stuff, but MILLIONS love it.
So, this Nobody Wonders how we can tell our children not to bully, when this stuff is everywhere? It goes beyond teaching someone about hard knocks, it’s “How to Bully 101” Where’s the “How to take care of Bully’s 102′?
And when our children grow up, they will get bullied by their own government. I suspect they are just getting everyone used to it. And isn’t it funny that NOBODY anywhere has pointed this out?
Lady Gaga Breaks ALL Feminist Rules
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Just when you thought that the feminists had their movie stars and music idols all under control, think again! Lady Gaga has come out with some life statements about ‘men’ and ‘women’ that is totally going to bug every feminist on every blog.
When talking about men and her husband (boyfriend?) she gives this advice:
Yes, actually,” said Lady G, 27. “He’s totally in charge. I mean, when I am home, I am, like, shoes are off, I’m making him dinner. He has a job, too, and he is really busy!”
“I’m in charge all day long, the last thing I want to do is tell him what to do,” explains Gaga, who apparently doesn’t realize there’s a middle ground to be had. “It’s not good for relationships to tell men what to do, female listeners who are out there.”
Notice I underlined the reporter’s comments insinuating Lady Gaga is nuts.
“The definition I’m using with the word ‘submissive’ is the biblical definition of that,” she said. “So, it is meekness, it is not weakness. It is strength under control, it is bridled strength. And that’s what I choose to have in my marriage.”
She called her husband “a natural-born leader. I quickly learned that I had to find a way of honoring his take-charge personality and not get frustrated about his desire to have the final decision on just about everything. I am not a passive person, but I chose to fall into a more submissive role in our relationship because I wanted to do everything in my power to make my marriage and family work.”
Well…who knew? Could this be the start of the younger girls finally realizing that maybe you CAN be happy with a man…by being …(gasp)…submissive?
Are the feminists going to call her out on this one?
So–we learn here that the Gaga who has done just about everything she can on stage, and who is obviously in control of her work life, decides to let the man be the boss at home.
Gee…like I said…wonders never cease. Somebody call Gloria. She might have to adopt kids in the Congo to make up for this abomination.
We’ll see.
Speilburg Honors Obama—AGAIN.
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Wonders never cease. First, Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize, which he didn’t deserve, and now, he gets an Ambassador to Humanity award, from Steven Spielberg.
President Barack Obama is set to deliver remarks and receive an honor presented by Steven Spielberg at a USC Shoah Foundation event, the organization said Friday.
“President Obama’s commitment to democracy and human rights has long been felt,” said Spielberg in a statement announcing the news. “As a constitutional scholar and as president, his interest in expanding justice and opportunity for all is remarkably evident.”
“The president’s recent appointment of the first special envoy for Holocaust Survivor Services in United States history demonstrates his staunch commitment to honoring the past while building a better future,” the director continued. Spielberg will present Obama with the Ambassador for Humanity Award.”
Right. Democracy rule by the majority of one, and his human rights? He is setting up his own holocaust with Obamacare. That’s how much he cares about human rights. Constitutional Scholar? I guess you have to know the laws to know how to break them.
Things must be REALLY be bad if Steven Spielberg has to come out and try to promote his old pal Obama. Don’t you wonder what Steven Spielberg gets for always giving the democrats his millions, his talent, and his time?
I can take one guess: And it rhymes with honey.
This is one ego fest you won’t find Netanyahu attending, and when the rich Jews keep giving to people like Obama, a man who doesn’t even recognized Jerusalem on a map, it makes you wonder.
Maybe there is a grain of truth to racial stereotypes, after all.
If He Builds It, Will They Come?
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What built this country, was innovation. Electricity, cars, railroads, steel, and Doug Coulter thinks he will be able to build the next new energy source:
Of course, he might have to take a bath at some point.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
Nobody is STILL Damaged By JAWS
Nobody Wonders
I was cleaning out some old magazines this morning, and came upon an old Rolling Stone issue, from 1985. Steven Spielberg was on the cover, and I reread the interview.
All experience colors any perceptions in most people’s life, so I was surprised as I read the interview that Steven was even MORE of a genius that I had imagined in 1985 when I must have first read this interview. Just the scope of how he thought, and how he looked at his own trade, and the insight he had into his own life and people, were amazing. And then, I read this about his review of the movie Rambo:
“I think Rambo is great. I love Rambo. But I think it is potentially a very dangerous movie, because it’s a this- is-the-way- it- should- have- been motion picture which is very, very frightening. It changes history in a frightening way. But it’s a helluva well made picture. It winds you up inside, and when it let you go, you spin around like a top, and the darn thing is just so much fun to watch. Even bleeding heart liberal walk out trying desperately to deny that they were entertained. I was entertained and angered at the same time. “
Now…isn’t this interesting. He is mad that a movie that was filled with violence made him angry, and yet he was entertained.
I had that same feeling for YEARS after I saw Jaws. ANGER. Jaws ruined my love of the water. I grew up swimming in the Gulf of Mexico, an ocean filled with all kinds of sharks, and yet, I was never scared. After that movie you couldn’t get me near an ocean without those images in my mind.
Thanks a lot Steve.
After I saw that movie I had nightmares. Millions of sharks were killed out of sheer fear all over the world. Spielberg put a deep fear of sharks into the general population, the world has never gotten over it. While sharks are dangerous, more people are killed by lighting every year. I’m sure it spoiled many a vacation.
And yet…Steven obviously simply has rationalized his own movie as…sheer entertainment, which put him on the map. So see, it really is about the money. He is no different from Stallone.
Although, having said that, comparing Spielberg to Stallone, is like comparing Beethoven to the Troggs.
Nobody Wonders at the human capability of ignoring one’s own hypocrisy. We are incredibly good at it, especially if we can make ourselves more money.
Most everyone who saw Rambo knew it was simply a fantasy action film. But JAWS…that was so real, it became our reality.
If asked today, would Steven have any guilt about it at all? Or, does he think he did us all a favor?
Nobody wonders.
Nobody’s Perfect: Kevin Trudeau VS Mary Magdelene Root
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have two people that got arrested—
The first person has been hawking his books on TV for years now: Kevin Trudeau. It seems some judge thought he was making too much money being a scam artist.
“U.S. TV pitchman Kevin Trudeau, who was convicted last year of criminal contempt for exaggerating the contents of his weight-loss book in infomercials, was sentenced on Monday to 10 years in prison.
Prosecutors, who said Trudeau’s actions resulted in over $37 million in losses to consumers, had sought at least a 10-year sentence, saying in court papers he was motivated by simple greed and had bilked consumers and defied court orders.”
Well gee. True Confession here: I bought that first book of his, and it was just like any other book on the market, and let’s be honest here: Kevin Trudeau is NOT the only scam artist out there. How about that ballet bar? You know, the “Dancers Body” commercial? You can grab any bar at all, but that bar will cost you around $500, and trust me, most women will not come out with a dancer’s body. You either have one or you don’t. How about all the machines they tell you will help you lose weight? Those are big scams too. Almost every single machine or weight loss product sells you the idea that with that machine, or that dance video’s—or that zumba video’s— you will lose weight: and then you get the product in the mail, open it up, and there is ALWAYS a book with it, where you find out that—-By the way, you also have to starve —eat our diet, or none of these exercises or machines will work, and we are not responsible for your failure.
Come on. Billions are lost on health care scams, (and diet pills) why pick on him?
I don’t think it was Kevin’s book that was the rip-off, it was the $10.00 a month that he kept putting on my credit card for some kind of newsletter that I never got, never ordered, and you could not cancel it. It took me a whole year to finally get rid of it. The telephone number was always busy. Always.
That scam was real, and pretty clever. 
And then we have poor (I can’t even pay my property taxes): Mary Magdalene Root
“An 81-year-old Maryland woman was arrested Wednesday and placed behind bars for reportedly failing to pay a $7,000 fine she had received for minor pet violations.”
Okay…some neighbor took a picture of her dogs, who had a habit of getting out of the yard. Did they hurt anybody? No. They look like cute little pups. Hardly the usual dog-fighting owner rapper, Mary was arrested because she didn’t pay the fine, because obviously, she couldn’t rap.
The judge even said if she didn’t pay, the dogs would be taken away from her. Bail was set at $2,500.
“I’ve never had a crime. Never. Not even a traffic ticket,” she said.
A good Samaritan paid the bail, but now she has to find a new home.
So, who wins the Nobody Perfect award for the week?
Let’s see….Mmmmmm…In my Nobody Opinion Kevin was targeted, not because he was such a great scam artist, (Obama has him beat there) but because he was revealing trade secrets of fast food companies: Like the fact that they put chemicals in the food to addict you to it.
Think about it. What exactly is in those McDonalds’ fries that you just can’t get enough of?
And that poor lady–good god, Who hasn’t had a dog get out of the yard? I would have thrown the neighbor and the judge in jail instead.
NO…once again…it wasn’t Kevin or Mary, The winner of the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week goes to…OBAMA!
(Make that the decade.)
Why? Because Obama sold a whole country the biggest scam in United States history: Obamacare. It was all a lie, and he knew it. Obamacare will cost millions of jobs, billions of dollars, and thousands of deaths.
Next to Obama, Kevin Trudeau should win the Nobel Peace Prize.
In a sane world, President Obama would be…arrested tomorrow, and given life with no parole.
Too bad we can’t make a citizen’s arrest…because…Comrade Obama is now the laughing stock of the world. And his scams, all of them…now belongs to us.
Nobody Updates the Oscars…
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WAIT! Michelle Obama let Will Smith give the Oscar to “Roots” for the best picture award instead of hogging the limelight herself! What a surprise. Really, I’m shocked. How sweet of her.
What? It wasn’t Roots? It was about black slaves, wasn’t it?— and was dedicated to all the slaves of the world…which they forgot to mention is all people in communists countries, and all Muslim women. Blacks still have slaves in Africa, but wow…it took Robert Redford’s son to bring it to the world, showing that white guilt is still strong and alive in Hollywood.
Come on. Brad Pitt is Robert’s Redford illegitimate step-child. Either that or he donated sperm to make money, before he became famous. LOOK at that face.
Yes, I watched the Oscars along with millions, and you’ll have to trust me on this: only missed ONE win. I thought U2 would win—who knew the judges would actually judge on musical content?
Wonders never cease.
The most annoying thing about the night was watching Sandy Bullock suffer hundreds of camera shots–while watching everyone on her film win an Oscar but her. And they were all from Mexico! Poor girl. There were actual tears in her eyes when she lost. None of us will ever know how much she suffered floating around in harnesses, getting butt shots. And botox, which by the way, Goldie Hawn and Kim Novak should just buy the stock instead of the product.
Kim Novak—She’s 81, looks 51, but can’t move her mouth. What producer had a crush on her?
George Clooney and Tom Hanks, didn’t even bother to show up. John Travolta was trying much too hard to get in all Ellen’s Twitter Selfies, who was trying to make all us (according to Jimmy Kimmel) fat, lazy, stupid Americans connect with the rich Hollywood elites, who in brotherhood to the masses, took a slice.
Yeah, that worked.
Ellen was…boring, probably because she was bored.
The best joke of the night was when Ellen DeGeneres called all the movie stars “racist.” Which they are. The whole thing was how everyone was bending over BACKWARDS to show the world how unprejudiced they all are, which only convinces the rest of us that their raciest white guilt runs deeper than Obama’s hypocrisy that he IS a black man.
HA!
Enough. I am here to tell you that while all the conservatives on twitter today were ecstatic that somebody actually mentioned GOD (Matthew)…..do remember that Obama is meeting with the Pope soon. And they are BOTH going to use God—in order for them to take MORE of your paycheck to help the poor.
Now, back to my leftover heavily buttered popcorn.
Will Michelle Obama Announce the Best Picture Award AGAIN?
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For the last ten years, I have picked the winner in every category of the Oscars, sitting in my pajama’s. How do I do it? It’s very easy: Whatever movies presents the ‘progressive’ agenda the best, gets the prize. Many of these movies don’t even make money. Any movie that is conservative is ignored. Remember the movie Passion by Mel Gibson? It didn’t even get mentioned.
So—is the movie about how the white man treated the black slave? BIngo! Oscar!
How about gays? Does the movie have a gay or transsexual theme? Bingo! Oscar!
Is the woman suffering because of some white male? Bingo! Oscar!
The only reason to watch the Oscars is to see all the stars, in their dresses, and gossip about them.
The big question tonight is: Will Michelle Obama make another appearance in a special video, congratulating them all and addressing the American people about how wonderful it all is and how we should all adore, gays, thin people, black people, Hispanic people, but not those cruel and ignorant white people who so unfairly do not like the President because he’s black?
Last year Michelle Obama announced the best picture award. Will she announce it this year since it will be about black slaves?
And how many people will not see the obvious connection between Washington and the White House?
Frankly–we might as well have Putin announce it.
American can do propaganda better than any other country in the world…because WE have Hollywood!
Lucky us.
Yes, to be sure either one, or both of them will appear…
And that’s why they invented….the drinking game.
And Now, A Word From Our Sponcer: The Man Who Invented the Jump Shot
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Often times, the ones who invent something never really get the credit for it, so for the man who invented the jump shot, recognition was a long time coming. Kenny is a simple man, who invented a way to solve a problem…and it became part of the game.
The end of the story is filled with wisdom, for all the men and women who live silently knowing they contributed to the world, and never blew their own horn about it.
It’s a great story to start off the week.
(Thanks to Kim Komando)
Enjoy!
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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