Nobody Cares About 1984
Nobody Cares
Nobody confesses: We (my husband and I) are among the last people on the block to own an HD TV flat screen, and I should know, because every night as I walked the dogs around the block, I peer into all the living room windows, and have yet to see anything BUT flat screens. While I long for the days when the airwaves were free…I still haven’t gotten into the “I simply MUST have a flat screen. ” state of mind. My reasoning has always been, with music, books, or TV…it’s the content that matters the most. I don’t think American Idol is going to impress me that much more in HD than in the old-fashioned Zenith that’s in my work room.
But…today, this was in the news:
That’s exactly what Verizon is proposing in a patent application filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. The application describes a system that uses infrared cameras and microphones to watch what people are doing in front of a TV. If two people are cuddling on a couch watching TV, the system might show them a commercial for a romantic vacation, flowers, and yes, even condoms, according to the application. The system could even figure out what pets are in the room and start showing dog food commercials or flea treatment ads.
The problem with traditional TV advertising is that it can’t account for what users are doing, the patent says. This limits the effectiveness of the ads.
Really. What a reason to argue for a patent…you can’t see the person. What benefit does that have for society?
But, if you watch the video, it seems Samsung is already watching people have sex, scarf down old pizza, burp, snore, you name it. All in the name of “better advertising.”
I’m glad I searched for this, because just last week, we went into Best Buy to look at flat screens,…and we found one.. a 40″ HD LG TV for only $270.00.
“Hey, that’s not a bad price…should we? We could put it in the kitchen.” I said…looking for further discussion. NO…I was looking for mainly some feedback, which with a x-navy seal–discussions are not usually optimal. Even though I never seem to learn that and it hasn’t stopped me yet from thinking out loud.
He picked up the box and dragged it to the counter.
The salesman said, “Well, do you have the right connectors? Do you have a power strip? Screen Cleaner? I have a special right now on all this.” and he went over to a display and sure enough, for ONLY $150 you too could get the things you need to hook up your new HD flat screen TV.
I thought all I needed to do was plug it in….so right away I was going…”I don’t NEED a screen cleaner, I have a dustrag…and don’t they have power strips less than $100? When did a power strip cost $100?”
And they call this progress? What? Did Al Gore creep into the HD TV business?
By the time the guy added up all the extra stuff we needed to take care of our big sale, it came out to $445. My husband said…”No thanks” and walked off. I was left there staying at the guy..
“Hey, I TRIED to get you to throw out the screen cleaner, but you persisted!”
So now, I know I will never buy a Samsung…(do watch the video to find out why) but something tells me that in less than five months, every single flat screen sold will have face recognition, and the government will be collecting every single image of you watching your TV.
And then…when we are all too fat to get out of bed…1984. 
You TV will start talking to you, saying your name…telling you… “Bob…do NOT eat that cupcake. You will be docked twenty dollars from your paycheck.”
Or a sweet female voice will say…”More foreplay would be nice”
Or a man’s voice will says…”If you were thinner, he would be more amorous.”
Or..”You are falling asleep at work, you’re productivity is down, GOODNIGHT.”
AND…you can’t turn it off….Nope….and you watch, Nobody will care about this massive invasion of privacy becauase all the people that DO care, you will never, ever, ever, see them on your TV.
So someday all the good loving freedom people like me, will just stop watching it. And that’s when my computer will report to Samsung…
Pass the BACON Said the Pork!
Nobody Wins
After I watched this video I keep thinking of that dog commercial–BACON! BACON! Bacon Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacoon BAAAAACON!!!
Here you have pure 100% pudding proof, that the blacks are reminding Obama that their vote wasn’t free. No sirree. They EXPECT to get raises on their big government salaries, and keep their big government pensions, and Jimmy Carter did it, and well…as JoAnn Watson would put it. “Show me the BACON! “
Personally, I think she could lay off the bacon a bit. If she gets any more bacon she won’t be able to fit into her Mercedes. (Or be able to find her Obama cell phone either.)
JoAnn has actually done us a big favor.
“Our people in an overwhelming way supported the re-election of this president and there ought to be a quid pro quo and you ought to exercise leadership on that,” said Watson. “Of course, not just that, but why not?”
JoAnn has proven that the ‘quid pro quo” is the way the game is played in Washington. JoAnn expects the corrupt politicians in Detroit to be bailed out. And as a reminder to everyone that they have a right to expect that, they tell you Gerald Ford bailed out New York.
So, what’s Obama going to do? He promised the Sandy victims he would save them all, and now….Detroit wants a cut? Where’s the money for this coming from?
JoAnn doesn’t care: She wants her bacon.
And then you have Timmie Geithner, who, on the same day, is warning everyone that if Obama doesn’t get his money from the “rich’ he is going to let us all, basically starve.
When asked if the administration was ready to go over the cliff if Republicans continue to oppose White House plans to hike taxes on the richest 2 percent of Americans, Geithner was quick to respond.”Absolutely,” he told the network.”What we’re trying to do is put in place a comprehensive, balanced set of fiscal reforms that put us back on the path of living within our means,” Geithner said.
Nobody Wins when our Secretary of the Treasury has no clue that the few measly billions he is going to get from taxing the rich will only last a few weeks, and he thinks THAT will put Obama, and his many minions of government worshipers back on the path to living within their means.
Okay everyone…repeat after me: BACON BACON BACON bacon bacon bacon…we want our BACON TIMMIE!
Nobody Thinks the half of America that is giving bacon to JoAnn should reply, “We’d like to keep our bacon JoAnn. How about you go on Michelle’s veggie diet, and plant yourself some radishes?
After all…you voted for Michelle too, and in her world, you need to eat your veggies and get off the bacon.
It’s the Muslim way, and they don’t like pigs with lipstick either.
And speaking of that…is that lipstick Timmie’s wearing?
Nobody Flashes for Her Friends!
Nobody Flashes
Whoa, I’m posting very late today…and I was just talking to my friend Mona, and promised to show her a picture taken just this last summer…it’s Pattie! And ME! And I’m the one with the gun! (Which leads me to my next post about why Bob Costas is a ninny.)
The studio liked this picture so much, they hung it outside on their platform during the biggest festival of the year…even if they DID put it at the bottom, we felt like movie stars….
“LOOK, PATTIE! THERE WE ARE!”
“Yeah Joyanna, they put us at the bottom.”
“Hey, I’ll take it! You got the Whiskey but I’ve got the gun! Think they’d let us on Duck Dynasty?”
Come on…who hasn’t done this for a lark?
Dear Mr. Simons….I Want What Your Drinking…
Nobody’s Opinion
One of my readers, sent me a very interesting article written by a Mr. Roger Simon, called, “Mind Your Own Beeswax!”: How Social Conservatives Can Win by Losing”
Mr. Simons’ main beef is about social conservatives and how they want to interfere in the lives of others, thereby being just as hypocritical as the left ( Read the article here.) –and that’s why the Republicans lost due to the women’s vote.
Oh my— blame it on those poor women. Those stupid Republicans need to be MORE hypocritical! 
Being a woman myself, I wondered how I got a such a whole other sense from the elections–so I am simply going to write a letter to Mr. Simon, because frankly, I think he has been watching too much CNN. ——–
Dear Mr. Simon
After reading your article “Mind Your Own Beeswax” : How Social Conservatives Can Win by Losing.”, I must admit, I had no idea that it was the women that voted in Obama. I’ve heard from several different sources that it was the Latino vote. I’ve also heard that Romney lost because the Ron Paul supporters stayed home. There is a good possibility that Obama won by fraud, because of the fact that Soros bought the main frame that tallies the votes in Spain. I’ve already posted proof of how easily that could be done. Most people pick one or the other depending on their opinions on life, but the fact of the matter is, Obama got less votes than he did 2008, and Romney had much more support than McCain, so what’s the real truth? You say, it’s because of the Republican’s stance on women’s social issues.
Mr. Simon, I don’t recall Romney or any of the Republican candidates coming out and saying, “Yes, we must repeal Roe VS Wade, and all women should get back into the home and start having babies.” If you have a video of that somewhere I’d love to see it.
Nope. It was the Democrats that put that fear into the hearts of all the young single women, (the married women voted for Romney) because they know how hard it is right now for these women. They are having to raise the babies on their own, without another paycheck to help out, and on top of that, having to buy expensive Nike’s and cell phones, and pay for cable TV all by themselves simply because they can’t find a man to marry them, now can they? An extra paycheck in this economy goes a long way.
And why can’t they find a man to marry them? Are you saying they see an advantage in being single?
It was the Democrats who MADE the women the issue, not the Republicans, who were playing pretty poor defense on the ‘women’s’ issues the whole time. It’s the liberals who think that young single girls must not be …what did Obama say? Be burdened withe a baby. That’s right, a baby is a burden.
And in this economy, to a young single women, he’s right. Whew…the cost of diapers alone is enough to make you wonder if you will be able to afford paying that monthly IPHONE bill. After all, you NEED that phone to send baby pictures to all your friends!
Obama is giving women free condoms and abortions, so they can keep having sex, and still be able to use that what little money they are making at the Pizza place on basic necessities: Like buying new pumps, SUV’s, or IPADs. Is it any wonder that they vote for him?
Should the Republicans have offered free IPads to the girls? Why not just buy the votes like the Democrats..that would make more sense, then you can keep your conservative principles.
“For every single woman out there, who votes Republican, we will give her a brand new Ipod, Iphone, AND a $100 dollar certificate to Banana Republic!”
There, I just put the Republicans back in power. You’re welcome. But back to your article—
You said: “The Right is guilty of its own kind of hypocrisy. It’s interesting how some of those who most vociferously object to government interference in our economic affairs are most desirous of government interference in our personal lives.”
Nobody Says: Okay. What Republican politicians actually said, that if elected, they would repeal the right to abortion? Romney said he would leave it up to the states I believe. That’s a far cry from some kind of draconian law of control. But I suppose you think passing a law that says we ALL have to pay for that single girl’s abortion is a very good idea. So far, I did not hear Paul Ryan or Romney say they were going to limit abortions. State some names on this sir…help me out.
You said: “Republicans will be the nanny for our private lives.”
Nobody Says: HUH? Like I said, WHERE did you get this from? Obama will soon sign the Agenda 21 which will give the United Nations a right over YOUR child. You lose all parental rights. That’s about as private as you can get. Come on…fess up. James Carvel is your second cousin…right?
You said; “Republicans have been losing the women’s vote for years and it is only going to get worse if we don’t take the social issues off the table and put them back where they belong, at home.”
Nobody Says: The only people who put social issues on the table this past election was the Democrats. They were the ones who used the mantra force of those “evil” pro-lifers, and the young single women were stupid enough to buy it. Once again… are you from MSNBC? What did I miss here?
You said: “The young vastly favor gay marriage. If you don’t think it’s going to be a fait accompli in the Western world in 25 years , you’re living in a cloud cuckoo land.”
Nobody Says: Yes, you support gay marriage. You have a RIGHT to support it, but not a right to force everyone else to . Ever wonder why? Because for the past 10 years, the American people have been hit daily with propaganda about “gay rights” and if they are Christians and don’t like it, they are labeled as EVIL.
So, you think because the left’s brainwashing has finally gotten the young people to accept it, every person who is against gay marriage, should just accept it too. After all,….the vote is in.
I guess you accept Obama’s death panels too?
You also say—“Marriage should be outside the government”
Nobody Says: Well…I agree…then the gays could get civil marriages. Why not? Let them pay big taxes too. And hey, there are states now where they can go get married, right?
BUT…gay have rights already…so why in the name of “gay” should Christians Churches should be FORCED to perform gay marriages by law? Or pay for abortions by force of law? And it’s the will of Obama to force everyone to bend to his private views.
If that’s not against liberty, than I don’t know what is. You’re a libertarian, right? What part of ‘liberty’ do you uphold? The L and the E?
The world has changed, and you are basically saying: Admit defeat….your conservative social morals are old and outdated and the women have arrived. Sacrifice your principle, for the good of my pocketbook.
Nobody Thinks that’s exactly why we will all be slaves. It’s in the communist plan (that all the leftist loonies use) to get rid of religion, AND the family…and then the state can control everything.
But..libertarians haven’t figured that out yet. Not that I stand for any party. ( I remain Independent.)
You letter makes sense, from a liberal point of view…You present it as pragmatic ( the young all accept homosexuals so that makes it democratically right) and women will have abortions forever ( so accept it as a fact) but what you do NOT accept, is the liberty of religious people to have their own views on the matter.
And in that respect, you might want to check..I think you might be a closet democrat.
So…let me get this straight: The nation is now filled with fatherless children, and women who can’t afford too many kids, so abortions needs to stay legal, and conservatives should just get off the “social” subject, admit defeat, and get to fixing the economy, even though the taxpayers will be PAYING for all these women and children food and housing, etc, AND abortions and contraception’s on top of it?
And if we did, Republicans would start winning?
I want what you’re drinking, Mr. Simon….I think they call it a Libertarian Zombie..
Am I right? Or…are do you live in Colorado?
Nobody’s Email: Congress’s New Programs…RAPE, SHAFT, SCREW, AIDS, HERPES….
Nobody Gets Email
I liked this one, it’s very clever. It seems simple..but trust me on this: Whoever wrote this has watched the government for a long…loooooooooooong time. Anyone know? Anyway..Enjoy!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Older employment notice!
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 and above on early mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retired Aged People Early)
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress for the SHAFT (Special Help After Forced Termination.)
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS-Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Nobody’s Email: It was bound to happen sometimes…
Nobody Get Email
This was just TOO funny and too American to NOT post. (Thanks to Pattie)
They dressed the truck up with the guy tied down on the roof.
The driver and passengers put on Moose heads.
Then they went down the toll road Interstate, causing 16 near accidents.
Yes, they went to jail…
Yes, alcohol was involved…
This actually happened.
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Nobody’s Email: You JUST Have to See It to Understand…
Nobody Gets Email
You know, some things just can’t be explained. Like these video’s for example. Some guys were sitting around and decided to put rap and fictional contests together and entertain us all. I’m NOT a big fan of rap, but some of these videos are fun. I’ve posted two. Fair warning…some cussing goes on. They ask for suggestions, and you can find these all over Youtube…
How about John Wayne VS HALO….Thomas Edison VS Albert Einstein, Teddy Roosevelt VS The Lone Ranger, and the oh so obvious: God VS Satan?
(Thanks to amfortas who no doubt has sent in a few suggestions rap fights of his own..HINT: Washington VS Queen Elizabeth)
Ready, Set…Destruct!
Nobody Wins
Here in America, the masses of women are taught ONE thing…and it’s the most important thing in the world: Do NOT let that woman in front of you get the last cell phone. Bit them if you have to. Draw a gun. Spit. Call them “bitch” then grab that cell phone out of their hands, kick them, then run.
Black Friday is the only day of the year, when we see the toughness of our ancestors. If only they could see us now…how proud they would be!
Nobody likes to imagine as I watch this scene, placing a big piece of hot dog in front of a pile of killer ants–it’s about the same reaction. There IS no thought here. This is proof, that humanity did NOT evolve. Underneath the nylon jackets, is a race of myopic sharks dressed as people…who want cell phones, and claim to be women worthy of doing a man’s job.
Now, if only we could get this bunch to be as furious about politicians taking away their liberties.
You think you’re going to get my right to speak freely about Muslims!! Take THAT you dirty politicain…come her. Let me hit you with my purse! (thump)
Watch and learn…NEXT year, they will evolve because NEXT year they will be fighting over a jar of peanut butter. And the ones who stay at home on Black Friday will kick themselves for not going out every year and getting the much-needed practice, because THESE people will survive.
All those ‘sensible’ people staying home, won’t have a chance, and so dear readers, if you are like me, and wouldn’t be caught even near a mall on Black Friday: stock up on food now.
You will NOT have a chance against these professional shoppers. Better yet, take up hawking. Train a hawk, to fly right in and grab.
Hostess Obituary
Nobody Remembers
Every morning, I get up, take my pills, and then get a glass of milk and one Hostess Coffee Cake Cinnamon Streusel. I lost forty pounds by cutting out my usual breakfast of whatever cereal of the month was favored. Cinnamon…helps you lose weight.
Not only that—eating Hostess Ding Dongs or Cup Cakes for the occasional desert at my house is a regular enjoyment. Why? BECAUSE THEY”RE CHEAP!
At least cheaper than Sara Lee’s Cherry-Covered Cheesecake. But today, Hostess died…murdered by it’s own cancerours tumor that was too big to cut out: unions.
So…in respect to the great American Company called “Hostess” I think, a fitting obituary is deserved, don’t you?
DIED: HOSTESS (1930-2012)
After a major greed infection, the much beloved American food staple of the American diet, has died, killing 18,900 jobs. During its long life…Hostess supplied cheap and much beloved deserts and breads to millions of people all over the world—Ding Dongs and Twinkies being the most popular. The brand of Hostess products were so popular, that it spawned many children, who went on to make their parents proud. Hostess will be sorely missed, as it was one of America’s most beloved food makers.
You can send all gifts, flowers, and hate mail to…the Ding Dong in the White House.
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Nobody Flashes—One step Forward!
Nobody Flashes
After searching the whole day, it seems the answer to the problem was GET OUT OF GOOGLE CHROME! Google will eat you alive and forbid you to post anything!
Now, I have to sort of start over…and it’s too late tonight.
That camel…is just not me. You KNOW how much I adore everything Saudi. (NOT) But, I’ve guess you’ve heard that some of the Muslims want to get rid of Egypt’s pyramids. Yeah. I know. I guess Allah is just not crazy about King Tut.
But this picture pretty much describes my day, and America’s future. It felt so good to be able to post a picture again…I think I’ll go say a few prayers of thank you to Microsoft.
So…Who will be next to go into Obama’s frying pan? Hillary?
We can only hope.
I can write now, just give me a few more days to get some sort of site together..I’m backlogged with blogs. In the meantime, thanks for your patience.
(By the way…does anyone like this bigger type?..Just wondering)
Chris Matthews Gives Away Election Secret…
Nobody Wins
It’s amazing to see how happy Chris Matthews is about hurricane Sandy..and who knew? Hurricane Sandy came just in time to help Obama get elected! Thank the Lord. Michael Moore thanks Global Warming and Mother Nature. Nothing like a good crisis to push a politician over the top I say. It’s a beautiful thing.
So, it’s official. There will be an earthquake near the next election for Obama’s third term. In 2016 they plan to test some of that wonderful new technology and get that stress off the New Madrid fault line. After all, it’s due. Better it happen in the midwest and Kentucky, because after all, that area voted for Mitt Romney.
Last time the New Madrid fault had a good blow was back when Mark Twain was floating down the Mississippi. In fact that quake was so strong, the Mississippi flowed backward causing us all a good laugh for decades every time we read about it….and it’s the reason Mark Twain got the Nobel Peace Prize.
By 2016, all disasters will have names. Many of the democrats are already deciding on one for the biggest earthquake in history. So far..the name RUSH has top billing.
That should help Obama get reelected for a third term! And by then, more than 60 percent of the white people will vote for him, because only 40 percent did this time. A good earthquake at JUST the right moment will come. You can be sure of it.
Mother Nature is going to help out with that statistic of low whites voting. It’s so good to see what she can do for the right person.
So bring it on Mother Nature! We need more storms! More fires! More disasters! It’s a good thing, Chris Mathews says so.
Good to know. What a country! God Bless America, and Chris Matthews for caring so much.
(Nobody Makes This stuff up.)
Nobody Flashes FOR THE RECORD: Just Because…
Nobody Flashes
I’m still speechless. I’m thinking about going on a Gandhi fast in protest of yesterday.
I’m said I’m thinking.
Enjoy this while I think about it.
The Conservatives ALWAYS Do It Better!
Nobody Cares
Obama was trying to be cute last week…making fun of Romney by making up a disease:
“He’s forgetting what his own positions are.” the president said of Romney. “And he’s betting that you will, too. I mean he’s changing up so much, backtracking and sidestepping. We’ve got to name this condition that he’s going through. I think it’s called Romnesia. That’s what it’s called. I think that’s what he’s going through.”
You know Obama didn’t think that up. Some writer thought of that for him. The democrats have stooped to name calling. But in this video, we see a conservative writer take the art of name calling to a whole new…galaxy. Compare the difference.
Obama: Kintergarden. This video: Professor.
That’s why conservatives should rule.
Can You GET Any More Disgusting?
Nobody Wins
Well, for ONCE I can agree with something a man who is an Obama supporter said: His name is Reverend Lowery, and he delivered the benediction at Obama’s inauguration:
Lowery decried the harsh tone to come from this campaign cycle, saying: “I’m frightened by the level of hatred and bitterness coming out in this election.”
Nobody Wonders if he is talking about this video.
Probably not, because this video was made by a very WHITE Micheal Moore who according to the Reverend…is going to hell.
The reverend who delivered the benediction at President Barack Obama’s 2009 inauguration said Saturday he believes all white people are going to hell, according to a local Georgia newspaper.
Notice the theme of all these old geezers, not only suggesting violence if Obama is not reelected, but also that if Romney wins, then it’s a sure thing that they STOLE the election. Already the machines are being tampered with to register “Obama” when someone presses “Romney”
Just the fact that Obama has invited the UN to monitor the elections, shows you he plans to win by screaming “NO FAIR>>I WON! YOU CHEATED!” and of course, it will have been the democrats who cheat.
You know, everyone knows the blacks are going to riot, jump up and down, throw hussy fits, cry, shout at the top of their lungs that all white people are racists…but to use children and old people to deliver their hate filled messages show you what cowards they all.
So, if Reverend Lowery wants to stop all the nastiness, then he must address his own party…or he just might end up in hell…with all those white folks.
Oh my…and what will he do then?
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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