Joyanna Adams

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YUK! I’d Rather Eat a Dead Roach

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Here’s the thing: If you are not born gay, you have a really hard time trying to imagine having sex with the same-sex. Nobody ever talks about this…and although “gay” people have been around since the beginning of man, straight people have a hard time imagining sex with another person of the same-sex. If we do, we usually go..UGK— much the same reaction we would give if somebody told us to eat a live roach.

While the liberals want to go on and on about how sex is just a natural thing..they never say that it’s also very natural to go UGH when you think of kissing the same-sex. To a liberal…all sex is good. If you don’t think so, then you’re a Nazi, religious, uptight, stupid, pervert who wants to ban all sex.

 So, they have to sell it to us. Gay sex. Daily, relentlessly: shove it in our faces…girls kissing girls, men kissing men…UGH! Some social engineering panel somewhere said this would work. Our natural proclivity to desire the opposite sex would change with enough exposure.

It’s not working.

No offense to any gay person, but, just as you think sex with the opposite sex is “ugh” we think the same. You have a right to your preference, we have right to our preference…right? You have a right to pursue YOUR happiness..we have a right to pursue OUR happiness, but nowhere in the Constitution does it say that YOUR happiness has to be forced on us.  

Gays are 3 percent of the population…but our government wants to up that percentage for obvious reasons. They are trying to control the population. More gays, less kids.

If you listen to latest historians every great military general ever set foot on a battlefield was…gay. Alexandria the Great, loved his horse and his best generals. I don’t want to know what he did with his horse, thank you very much.  In the case of Hitler: whole books have been written about his “stable.”

Okay. Gays can rule…we get it. And we can love them as people…BUT…

Nobody has a bone to pick about how we are being forced to watch gays on our TV. We watch our TV because, damn it, now we have to pay big money to watch TV, so they know not many of us turn our sets off when we’re home. You might be on your way to the bathroom, glance at the TV and there you go…some guy is kissing some other guy. Yuk.

And that’s how I got trapped. On the sitcom Las Vegas, this week, was an episode about lesbians.

I don’t know about you, but every lesbian I’ve ever known or seen, did not look like a playboy centerfold. But on this episode of Las Vegas: they were knockout sex machines.

Here’s the story: A very beautiful brunette out to have a good time at the Casino in Las Vegas, looks across the roulette table and sees another very sexy blond. Both these girls looked like they had just gotten laid by Hugh Jackman.

They run into two other lesbian supermodels, with low-cut dresses–two women with big busts and short skirts— add the high heels, and it’s a lesbian heaven. They start salivating over the black jack table to have sex. The four lesbians rent a limo.

In the limo they trash the lowly man, who they all berate, saying that if they were with men— those men would want to go to boring car races, instead of what they were going to do. THEY were going to go to a strip club and get lap dances from the lesbians strippers. (Yeah, I thought was funny too.)

Oh..you didn’t know that most strippers were lesbians? According to the writers of LAS VEGAS..90 percent of the strippers in Las Vegas are lesbians.If you believe that, then you believe that Michael Moore has had sex with Angelina Jolie.

The next scene of the four very voluptuous, sexy women–have them sitting at the strip bar acting exactly like a bunch of men–at a frat party…throwing bills at the girls, wanting lap dances, and commenting on the sweet asses of the strippers. I tried really hard to imagine what in the world would be appealing about some girl dancing on my lap. Honestly– I have an instant “Don’t even go there” mechanism on my brain to prevent breakdown. I couldn’t come up with a thing.  

By this time, the tall tell imagination of some man who writes the show for Las Vegas came into close view. Nobody Wonders–was he told to include Lesbians in the show? Or had he just  gone to Las Vegas without his wife, and he wanted to convince his wife that when he was there… all the
women in Las Vegas are big lesbians, and so he spent no money at all on the strippers…like he told her.

And then, he put all the lesbians into his own sexual fantasy in his script. I can’t imagine any wife being that stupid, but then again, I can’t imagine the moon having rocks that turn into killer spiders either. (Apollo 18)

(Sorry, I watched that movie last night…Blair Witch on the Moon.)

This morning I turned on the news and there was a democrat senator tearing into the Catholic priests and bishops in Congress for having dare not realize they were just being used for political purposes  by the right. They were just doing it because they didn’t like Obama.

The right could say the same thing about the black people. When are the blacks going to realized that the very same people who made them slaves, are keeping them on the welfare plantation?

The left feels, and has for years, that the church is cramming religion down everybody’s throat. When was the last time you saw a sitcom about people going to church, or even mentioning God?

And while they do not want to be “forced” to allow any kind of morality..they cram gays kissing down our throat every single day on all our favorite TV programs..

 Nobody Wins with all this gay social engineering.

1.7 percent of the population are lesbians. They have their own “gay” cable channel. It’s about time the rest of us start turning off the shows when we see the “gay” people kissing.

After all, it’s our Constitutional right to pursue happiness, and not be grossed out.  If enough people turned the channel, they’d probably stop it.

Okay. they won’t–they know we will watch it because— we also like to watch horror movies, plane crashes, car wreaks, and dog commercials.Make those lesbians look like the Playmates of the Year and every man on the planet will watch them kiss.

The ONLY thing we can do is fire all the social engineers. Nobody Thinks, they are all gay.

February 17, 2012 Posted by | social engineering, Uncategorized | , , , , | 24 Comments

Watch Out for the Alien Species

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When you let in a mass of illegal aliens, they reproduce, and before  you know it, the native spices are wiped out. If you think I’m trying to draw some kind of parallel here..you’d be right.

(Thanks to Pattie)

February 16, 2012 Posted by | imigration | , , | 2 Comments

Hurry! A Valentine Gift For a Girl With a Pilot’s Heart…

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Hey! It doesn’t fly anymore, but you CAN bid for a three course dinner complete with this nifty looking guy to fill you up with bubbly for Valentine’s day!

The auction was put on by British Airways, starting at $800.

Hurry….it’s can’t have gone up much…(Lol!)

I’m tempted to go look for a pilot to seduce…

 

February 13, 2012 Posted by | humor | | 3 Comments

And Now—A Word From Our Sponsor

Our Sponcer today: It’s SUNDAY! Take a guess!

This video was taken at the Doyle Lawson Bluegrass Festival at Denton Farm Park in Denton, NC on May 5, 2011. During the song, a small bird lands on Josh’s guitar while he’s singing, and the man doesn’t miss a note.

Now THAT’s a professional. Not to mention, he pets it, and sings to it, and it’s just the most amazing thing. You’ll be looking around for Walt…Walt Disney.

Oh..it’s about as good as bluegrass can get! This is such a rare moment I can’t help but think of some higher power playing in this somehow.  Because the bird…starts chirping!

Enjoy!

February 11, 2012 Posted by | music | , | 5 Comments

Law Student Suggest American Divorce

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I just got this one today, and it reminded me of my dear mother who before she died in 2001, she thought that the liberals should take Los Angeles, and New York, and leave the rest of the country to the Americans. “We’d have the bread basket.”  Get out of the union, and let the liberals go be by themselves. …This man, has the same idea…my mother would have loved this.

Enjoy..

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Subject America?

Divorce Agreement written by young college student.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters et all: We have stuck together since the 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

—We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell. You are however responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three.

We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.—You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We’ll keep our SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine” , “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, or “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are The World.”

We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. –Since it so often offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Liberal Flag

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberals and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I bet you answer which one of us will need help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American.

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin and Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi Jane) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

February 11, 2012 Posted by | Constitution, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Happy Superbowl Wisdom From Larry the Cable Guy

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“Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying, with bad jokes, that Cajuns aren’t smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats who can’t swim is a genius.”-

                                                                                                                                                                          -Larry the Cable Guy

On this famous day…were Americans prove how very smart they are, by gathering in warm houses filled with enough food to last them through the spring if the country were attacked, I give you the wisdom of Larry…on of my favorite Americans. (Thanks to Pattie)

Enjoy! And save me a few of those hot dogs.
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Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .. .. . Not me — I concentrate on solutions for the problems — it’s a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …. why don’t we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS (Nobody’s favorite)

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’
‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.

Also, think about this ….. If you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone — YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

February 5, 2012 Posted by | humor | , , , | 2 Comments

How to Deal with the New Electronic Future…

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I’m sorry…I was working on today’s post about the economy when I came across this gem of satire from THE ONION. And then I read about some poor guy in New Taipei, Taiwan, who died while playing video games at an internet cafe.

He was only 23.

It was only discovered that he was dead nine hours later…the waitress said he had his hands stretched out. All the men in my family are addicted to video games, and they might as well be dead when you pass them because they DO not answer any question at all when you talk to them while they are playing. I could say, “Guys! I just won 45 million and I’m leaving to go to Hawaii, want to come?” They would not move an eyelash.

If I said, “Hey…Obama says that all men must be castrated by 2013 due to overpopulation” they would not move a muscle.

But if I said, “Would you like to go buy $800 worth of new games, I came into some cash.” I am sure, that at least one of them would look up and say, “After I kill this guy first.”

But..if you have a daughter who spends her life punching a cell phone, you’ll love this video.

I cannot text. I have no phone to text. I do not have a daughter, but my son..will sit with his phone and read for hours.Banning old girlfriends is one of the more important lessons in life you need to know, according to him.

But..let me warn you… when you get to the point in the video of the good doctor talking about how he will kill this girl, remember that the doctors in Obamacare will be talking like this WITHOUT brain damage for an excuse.  All you have to be is old.

Enjoy!

 

February 3, 2012 Posted by | humor | | 2 Comments

Secret Video of the Trump and Mitt Deal….

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THIS JUST IN! Here we have a video recorded of the secret meeting between Mitt Romney and Donald Trump. Donald, as you see in the foreground, had to make sure that Mitt was the right man, so he did the mirror test. When he tried it with Newt, it did not go well. But as you can see, Mitt and Donald are a perfect fit.

Really, I was doing my taxes all day–so the silence (you’re welcome)  but after Sarah Palin said she was putting her two cents behind Newt Gingrich, and then now…we have no idea if she took it back, we found out to everyone surprise that Donald choose Mitt as his man.

To most of us, this looks like Mitt took Donald aside and said, “Don’t Worry Donald, I’ll make sure you get to build those casinos in Shanghai.” I think it was the hat that convinced him

Palin with Newt? Donald with Mitt? Who would have thought?

But, that’s not all who put their money behind their favorite candidates today: Betty White came out for Lou Grant, and Spock came out for Captain Kirk.

The candidates are getting exciting!

Okay, the world is absurd. After today, I’d be happy for Steve Forbes to run again. A flat tax would be simply marvelous. I’ve added up so many columns of what I spent…just in pet food alone, I’m not sure I’ll ever get another dog. (just kidding.) You SHOULD be able to take all pets off as dependents…don’t you think? My Diva Zippy is going to have to get used to worms.

Spock puts full support for Cap. Kirk

Betty Supports Lou for a Candidate

I knew you’d agree. See you tomorrow.

 

February 2, 2012 Posted by | humor, political races | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Super Bowl…Warmup

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If I flash two of my favorite commericals to be shown on the Superbowl. Right? oooooooo….yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah……….

February 1, 2012 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Allen West–Visions of the Smart Rabbit–Attack!

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Here’s a man they are REALLY scared of. A black conservative: Rep. Allen West: A man with more brains than Obama. A man who rouses the masses with truth, justice, and the American way, and oh boy, is he getting hit with attacks….not only from Bob Beckel, who acted like Allen West said he wanted to boil the President in oil, but all the liberals who are spinning his great words into some kind of mass hysteria.

They are all saying “Nobody feels like this man in America?”

Gee…what planet are they on?

But, it’s not only the democrats that are attacking this great man, so are the RHINOS in the republican party. They have a plan to redistribute his district in order to ger rid of him.

There’s still time, Mr. West, for you go get in the race. You were the “first” black President we were all waiting for. The other guy, is all that you said…in fact, Nobody thought you could have said much more. Even though you did not mean that Obama, Pelosi, and Reid should leave the United States…we can think of nothing more appropriate for them, being the socialists that they are.

Allen has walked off the liberal black plantation, and more are going to follow. We have a some pretty great conservative black voices:Cain, Sowell, Williams to name just a few.  And we are going to see more.  Imagine how scared the democrats are about this: the more black conservatives we see, the more power they lose, and the greater chance we have of getting our freedoms back.

So, here’s a mind trick that we can use to buffer those insane attacks by the liberal democrats who claim Allen is a loser.

Imagining is everything. Imagine…the rabbit is the tea party, patriotic, freedom loving, America…taking control of those liberal sheep. Look how scared those sheep are of that little rabbit.

If we all just think of them as sheep (which they are) we can hurdle them! If they are so scared of Allen, think how petrified they’d be if the American people start talking like this?

Enjoy!

January 31, 2012 Posted by | political races, Uncategorized | , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Mitt Romney VS Michelle Obama

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Mitt Romney got hit this week. After prolonging the release of his tax records as long as he possibly could, they were finally released. Many people were shouting, “Hey Mitt…be proud you’re rich! Show us the money!” The other half were saying, “Well, what are you hiding Mitt?”

And sure enough..it was just found out he WAS hiding something. Romney’s Federal Disclosures missed 26 accounts. He was hiding one, or two, or three..or four…bank accounts.

The paper discovered at least 23 overseas accounts on his tax return that were not included on his financial disclosure forms. Among his assets were funds based in what the Times called “low-tax foreign countries such as Bermuda, the Cayman Islands and Luxembourg.”

Not only that…this!

The top donor to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, investment banking and securities firm, Goldman Sachs, received over $10 billion in emergency lending and bailouts from the Federal Reserve after the 2008 financial meltdown, according to public sources and published reports. Goldman backed Obama for election in 2008, and the firm, like many Wall Street institutions, is now backing Mitt Romney for president.

Nine out of Romney’s top 20 campaign contributors are big Wall Street Banks like Goldman. Six of those nine top contributors received over $161 billion in bailouts. Goldman leads in Romney’s donation, but  Bain donated $327,000 to his campaign. Add George Soros telling the world there is no difference between Romney and Obama, well..just imagine how Obama is going to use this?

And speaking of Obama….it seems he’s married a serial thong abuser.

Our second contestant for having a problem with NOT acting like a big Marie Antoinette diva, is his wife, Michelle.

 It was reported by the Telegraph in Britain (just to let you know how controlled OUR media is here) that our Queen Michelle took Qatar’s Queen Sheikla Mozah out shopping for lingerie at Agent Provocateur’s Madison Avenue shop. The bill came to around $50,000 which to the King of Quatar is like 45 cents.  Of COURSE…the White House denies it.
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You know, I can see our Presidents wanting to impress the King and Queen of Qatar.  Qatar is now the location of U.S. Central Command’s Forward Headquarters and the Combined Air Operations Center. In 2010, Qatar had the world’s highest GDP per capita, while the economy grew by 19.40%, the fastest in the world.

What is not cool, is that they had to close down Madison Avenue just so the two Queens could go shopping.

As you can see…in addition to the thongs Michelle bought Obama some really cool sexy undershirts. But still…

Making half the city close down just so you can go shopping is more an action of a King than a President.  

And I know…many of you say that “Joyanna…Snopes says this was a hoax!”

Right. Okay. Sure. Next time she leaves three hours before her husband on Air Force Two to go to Qatar, I’ll remember that. 

There is no winner in this weeks contest.

Both Romney and Michelle were trying to hide their wealth and power. Nobody is used to it by now.

And I don’t know about you, but I’m having trouble picturing either one of those women in a thong. Do NOT look at this picture.

January 30, 2012 Posted by | democrats, fashion, humor, Michelle Obama, Middle East, Presidents, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 8 Comments

Fashion Evolution: Not Always a…good thing.

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Hot off the fashion beat: Are you tired of wearing old tee-shirts from your 2000 vacation at Daytona Beach? Do those jeans that you bought ten years ago…look like something Don Imus would wear to a barbecue? Do you have to jump up and down and yell “HEY, SOMEBODY WANT TO HELP ME? ” when you walk into Neiman’s? Is it getting hard to compete with all those fifteen year olds who wander the streets in bikini tops?

Do you JUST need a change? Now that you have figured out you might never have the money for a boob job, what other remedies can you possibly go for to get that important rush of “wow” look at HER, that you need …ladies?

Well, I’m here to help. Here’s some really great fashions, just come in from Italy.  All genius. One for a rainy day, one to wear as a hint that “Honey, it’s Valentine’s Day.” and you really need a present, and the third…shows you how hard at work our scientists are at inventing the best breast that money can’t buy.

The accesories, are also…very important. If it’s going to rain, you definitely need cool looking sunglasses.  I suggest wearing the banana shoes with any of these fine creations, because WHEN you fall over, and you will, you can actually say, “Oh…I slipped on a banana peel!” Oh..my!  Lady GAGA, eat your heart out.

 

January 30, 2012 Posted by | fashion, humor | , | 1 Comment

Archie Bunker VS Obama

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This time, Archie Bunker comes back to remind us all, just how long this liberal stuff has been going on.

ENJOY!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

January 28, 2012 Posted by | humor, Obama | , | 1 Comment

Dung Beetles VS Donkey Semen

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This was a strange week, wasn’t it? It was like we were all forced to drink a full glass of donkey semen chased down with a shot of urine. I would have NEVER thought of that vision, if the TV. program, The Fear Factor, didn’t make it one of its challenges for its contestants. Nobody is going to use it for good measure. So, in honor of the fine minds at The Fear Factor, mental visions will be used to sum up the more absurd events from the past week.

Donkey Semen: Everyone this week was out to pour donkey semen down the throat of Newt Gingrich. He has been so stuffed with the stuff, its foaming out of his mouth. A big spurt came from Bob Dole the OTHER great Republican Presidential loser, who basically just complained about Newt carrying ice buckets around the capital instead of the usual Washington shit, and nobody knew why.  His big ethics crime? He took the college course he taught, off on his taxes, something every poor taxpayer in the United States would find reasonable.

glass of donkey semen

Compare that to Nancy Pelosi’s (the last house speaker) vast stock market gains and her personal manipulations of her office, to give herself billions of stock dividends with her power as Speaker, and Newt looks like a little boy stealing a piece of bubble gum, next a woman who just stole the state of Montana. We have MOUNTAINS of donkey semen floating down that woman. (Okay, do NOT picture that.)

And speaking of mountains…

Today,  a rich man of Davos, admitted: They are calling Mitt Romney:  “The Bartender.” Mitt will pretty much serve up anything you want, they said, and none of them are planning on losing any of their stock dividends: Mitt is the rich man with the Fannie and Freddie stock they hope gets elected: and speaking of rich men with stocks…

Glass of Urine: Everyone who has a car, wondered why in the WORLD would our President veto a harmless gas line from Canada? We were told, it was to please the environmentalists, who worry about what it will do to their moose, not to mention their green stocks, only to find out, that all those visits to the White House by Warren Buffet weren’t because two rich guys wanted to talk about how much they enjoy cheeseburgers.

It seems Obama and Warren struck a deal. Warren will use his trains to ship the gas from Canada, which of course will raise the price of gas by at least 30 cents a gallon as opposed to 5 cents from the pipeline, which will make him richer than Bill Gates, if only Obama would stop it.

So…he did. (Okay, you tell me what happened.)

To seal this deal, Buffet got his $200,000 dollar a year secretary to come to the State of the Union address and look very sad that she has to pay more taxes than Warren. She not only is helping Obama’s promotion of “tax the rich” (Remember, you can’t touch Warren’s fortunes, he has hidden his riches at Bill Gates House.) but help Obama to get the women voters back on his side…which brings me to..

Donkey Semen: Every feminist on the planet is going to grab this news and run to the bank with it: according to FOX NEWS today: a new spices of DUNG BEETLE has been found, and unlike most spices, this female dung beetle actually has the bigger HORN then the man, and does ferocious battle. Yes, Rachael Maddow can be rest assured, she has evolved from a proud dung beetle. We won’t hear the last of this great Darwinian discovery….

Glass of Urine while lying in a bed of snakes:  This hasn’t got into the mainstream news…because the dirty little secret is the men at Davos helped get Obamacare installed, and want it desperately to stay there because of “globalization and overpopulation.”

There was a heartbreaking story of two parents who were trying to get a kidney transplant for their “retarded” child. The great panel of doctors came into the boardroom, and denied the parents the operation, even though someone from the family was going to donate the kidney, BECAUSE…the girl was retarded and not worth saving. It’s reality folks. Read about it here…or not. Frankly, I’d rather read about the next spurt of urine being aimed at Gingrich ….

Donkey Semen: Yes, believe it or not, Mitt Romney ridiculed Newt Gingrich for wanting to go to the moon. He doesn’t know how in the world we can pay for it. “The moon can wait.” said Romney. 

 Obama has already spent enough money for us to go to the Orion Nebula and back, with nothing to show for it, but Mitt is more concerned with Newt wanting to send people to the moon. Nobody can own the moon he says. And you know who agrees with Mitt?

Glass of Urine: Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin has branded America a nation which ‘wants to control everything’ during a scathing verbal attack on the U.S. (When you’re people don’t like you…blame the U.S. for your poverty..old Russian trick.)

Yes, Vladimir: WE WANT to Control the Moon, and you have to take us there!

I was looking at the moon last night and thinking..that with just enough nitrous oxide we could make it. I’m calling Demi Moore. And if my pilot falls asleep at the wheel, I’m taking a picture of that guy and sending it to my local school board, who will suspend me from the trip for having dared showed our tax dollars being wasted.
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Let them each eat a dung beetle in a pile of scorpions, because this Nobody will not be coming back if I got on Newt’s flight to the moon.

Why?

Right now Iran is killing bloggers who “spread corruption.”  It’s only a matter of time before that glass of urine spreads…and this Nobody has spread enough dung to last a lifetime on this blog.

Our President Obama just signed a UN treaty to control the internet…and who controls the UN?

You’re right! Arabian Dung Beetles, and Snakes! In fact, rumor has it, the United Nations is the real inspiration for The Fear Factor.  As for Obama, he leads the nation in stuffing donkey semen down just about every open orifice on the planet.

And I just realized…I’d better end this before I try to elaborate on the finer points of semen. Somebody in Dallas, is still looking for Debbie.

Nobody is glad this is 2012, my fear factor ratio is running on empty.

January 27, 2012 Posted by | humor, Newt Gingrich, Obama, political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments