The Most Memorable— “Stick Foot in Mouth” —Quotes of 2013
Nobody’s Perfect
Some people just put their foot in their mouths every other day. And some people actually THINK before they speak. I’ve done more of the former than the latter. For instance, once after I had played and sang at a funeral for a friend who had lost his mother… Jesse (that actually was his name) went out of his way to thank me sincerely for making the day so special: And I said in my most sincerest voice—“I’d be happy to sing at any future family funerals Jesse.”
What I MEANT was: Anytime you need me, to do it again, just call, but whoa…he took it to mean, I couldn’t wait for his whole family to drop dead. Not what I was trying to say that…but to this day, I don’t trust myself when I speak…my brain goes faster than my mouth, and I’m totally bored with whatever I was thinking, on to the next thought I go, and my mind is usually on another subject by the time I get to the second word. Which means, I’m not paying a bit of attention to what I’m saying.
(Anybody else have that problem?) We’ve all been there. And THIS year, the media has published the most famous quotes of the year, many of us would like to forget, including the people who said them. Listed below are the “not so perfect” and then a few gems. My Nobody’s Perfect column fits perfectly with the last day of the year. Imperfection is at least one thing that we truly do, all have in common.
The Not So Perfect Quotes of 2013.
“My father had a ranch. We used to hire 50 to 60 wetbacks to pick tomatoes.”— Alaska Republican congressman Don Young
I missed that one. I think it would be a good name for a football team. Wetbacks. Maybe the Indians would feel better about the Redskins.
“Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But … am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors.”…Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
Nobody bothered to ask Rob how MANY drunken stupors Bob has had. But then again, it’s Canada, where everybody is drunk most of the time because the beer tastes better there. He’s perfect for them.
I can give assurances to the public’s in Europe and around the world that we’re not going around snooping at people’s emails or listening to their phone calls.”— President Barack Obama
B.S. —Before Snowden
“Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.” Joe Biden
This proves that Dick Cheney could break into Joe’s house, no problem.
“There is overwhelming evidence that the Tea Party is the home of bigotry and discrimination in America today, just as the KKK was for an earlier generation. If the hood fits, wear it.”— U.S. Representative Alan Grayson (D-Florida)
I have a hood?
“I think we disproportionately stop whites too much and minorities too little.”— New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg
The most intelligent thing ever uttered by a New York Mayor.
“If you like your health care plan, you can keep it.”— President Barack Obama
He didn’t really say that. What his mind was thinking is: You can’t keep your plan, I am getting rid of it, it’s just that my mouth wasn’t listening to my thoughts…
“embrace the suck.”
Nancy Pelosi telling the world, that we are going to be sucked dry of everything. And she sucks. Good to know.
“I didn’t set a red line. The world set a red line.”– President Barack Obama
And then, it crossed it again and again, amazingly not disturbing the many flights of Air Force One. Maybe he got confused. Obama has crossed too many red lines to count. In fact, I think he could be color blind, and everything is black and white. There IS no red.
“I am sorry that they are finding themselves in this situation, based on assurances they got from me”- President Barack Obama
No he’s not.
“What difference, at this point, does it make?”- Hillary Clinton
The difference it makes, is you want to be President.
“Not everyone is going to be able to be a combat soldier, but everyone is entitled to a chance” Leon Panetta
Hey, I’m a woman….can I try out for the New York Yankees? I understand I won’t even have to warm up!
“If you’re not getting a call from a terrorist organization, you’ve got nothing to worry about.” Lindsey Graham
I get calls from the government all the time: I’m worried.
“The era of the lawn in the West is over.” Paul Robbins, director of the Nelson Institute of Environmental Studies. at the University of Wisconsin.
Congress is exempt from this one too. All Congressmen and women’s lawns WILL be watered. Daily.
“Hold the burgers, hold the fries, make our wages supersize.!” NY city fast food workers.
Well, then go do what the CEO’s do…demand your salary be paid to you in corporate stock, and leave my dollar menu alone.
“I was Hannah Montana’s mother…Where did I go wrong?” Brooke Shields
Where every mother goes wrong: It’s all about the hair. Did you tell her the cut was all wrong for her?
The Perfect Quotes:
“I don’t want to live in a world where everything that I say, everything I do, everyone I talk to, every expression of creativity or love or friendship is recorded.” —-Edward Snowden.
“Twenty years from now, if there is some obscure Trivial Pursuit question, I am confident I will be the answer.”— Ted Cruz.
And thanks to you, I WILL remain the King of the Trivia Pursuit in my family: Green eggs and ham.
“Some of us feel like we are in a circular firing squad.”—– GOF P Virginia, Shelley Moore Capitol
The shutdown insanity….where local people survived but GOP representatives. Got shot with Obama bullets of blame for something he caused. Welcome to our world Ms. Moore.
“It does give you a perspective on humanity…they just came in, they helped, and they left.” —Boulder resident Kim Schuler after the epic flooding in Colorado.
Boulder resident find out white (probably republicans) humans are actually kind and good, and are great to have around in a crisis. Who knew?
“Obamacare is really the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. It is slavery, in a way.”— Neurosurgeon Ben Carson
Dear Ben: Please run for President. Congress is in dire need of a major brain surgeon. 
“So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, ‘The good outnumber you, and we always will,’” wrote comedian Patton Oswalt on Facebook after the Boston bombing.
Taken without political correctness…one of the best quotes of the year.
“The Fed manages what has become the biggest transfer program to the rich, channeling cheap credit to the government and big business. It comes at the expense of small businesses where most fit entry-level jobs are created. The fed has gained colossal new discretionary powers to micromanage the whole financial system. The Fed gives it whatever money it wants. It comes under no congressional control.. This is all blatantly unconstitutional but that matters less and less these days.” —Steve Forbes
Steve Forbes: A rich man we can trust. See? There are good rich men! Rejoice! Obama is making sure you don’t see them. But..they ARE out there. We’re not finished yet.
Nobody Notes: I really hope everyone has a safe and Happy New Year’s celebration!
My advice: Don’t drink and talk. You might end up here next year.
UPDATE: WAIT…let’s add one more favorite quote:
“Just remember, the harder they squeeze, the more we’ll slip through their fingers.” snopercod
MAYBE…It Was the Number, 13. …Or not.
Nobody’s Opinion
When midnight comes on December 31, this year, many of us will be pondering the year that was, and inside my mind, after the obligatory midnight kiss will be the question…..WHY? Why God– why? Where were you? Why was 2013 so $&% up? Was it just Obama’s fault? Why did we have giant Wieners running for New York city mayors (to replace old giant wieners) and Dennis Rodman’s hugging our worst enemy? Was this the best Obama could come up with to handle Kim Jong Mini Me? A transvestite basketball player? Is the country being run by some half-wit idiot whose vast knowledge consists of all his favorite players of the NBA?
And how about Canadian Toronto mayors doing crack and talking about killing people? And Miley Cyrus, discovering that she can make a lot of money if she just sluts her twurk into every man she sees..and then we start seeing twerting parties on the streets of New York, as if it’s the same as jogging?
And then there were the black teenagers stealing and rioting, and enjoying knockout games knowing their black President approves, and everyone in the liberal media ignored it, because whites deserve it you know.
If you had to choose between a twerk and a knock-out I suppose you would be grateful for a twerk, but really—-If one didn’t know better (and I don’t claim to, but I will) it seems that the progressives are promoting sex simply because abortions make plan parenthood sooooo much money. The more sex, the worst the economy, the more abortions, the more money the taxpayers have to fork out: the more government jobs are created. It’s a win/win for Obama.
More single moms to be ruled by the state. The men, especially that manly man—have to be controlled. Our soldiers come back from a fruitless war, so maimed, and for what? For most of Obama’s service more of the military committed suicide than were killed in battle. after they realized what had just happened to them. They come back to a country they can’t even get a job in? 
And lately it’s been the gays. The new norm being gay. NOBODY has been bothering the gays for years, but the progressives HAVE to create a gay crisis, so Boy Scouts now support open gayness…and nobody even explains how five year old boys even KNOW if they are gay?
And for the first time in our history, A Russian President is a better leader.
(And thanks to Obama, we pay the RUSSIANS to get into space.)
I think I know the answer I have a very good explanation, something so obvious that no one has even mentioned it, for fear…it was that number…13.
There IS a reason that they build skyscrapers without a 13th floor. Thirteen, has been known to be a bad mojo. 
Nobody Thinks that in the future we just skip all years with the number 13 in them….the next one coming up, 3013. OMG…skip it. Go to 3014.
What was so bad about 2013 Joyanna you might say?
ONE WORD: Obama. (No doubt there is a 13 in his name)
No conservative in the U.S. understood how this man got reelected. And this Nobody suspects everything: You bet I do. Massive fraud took place, and somehow, the numbers were fixed…in Chicago. (With the help of Soros) I based this on pure speculation of Obama crying big Obama tears of thanks in his Chicago War room after the election, and from watching the Clinton’s operations for years, I imagine he knew he really lost, but his young techies pulled it off.
And don’t kid yourself: Obama has all those techies in his pocket. That’s why they sent the Obamacare website to Canada.
Deny everything.
Nothing the Democrats do are legit. They know nothing, they delay, they deny, they lie, they hide evidence, they destroy evidence, and they spin, spin, spin.
Let’s not forget the attacks.
And the liberal media is there to collect their checks. America is in a whole new level of Soviet style propaganda: Only America is better at it.
Okay, we thought. So we have to put up with him…what more can he do?
Plenty. He left the poor man who helped him catch bin Laden in a jail in Pakistan to rot. He let four men in Benghazi to die. (By all reports the stand down order came from the top.) And then, we had open gays, and women on the front lines, and too much rape. Our military was in such tatters, the Navy Seals that brought down bin Laden, were put in an old Vietnam copter, flown into no man’s land, and all those on board, killed.
Obama had their bodies cremated on the spot, which points to a cover up.
Obama has been covering up for years: His birth certificate, his gay lovers, his ties to communists, to the Muslim Brotherhood, and don’t forget his old pal…Buddy Love.
2013.
Then there was everyone finding out about the IRS targeting and hurting the good people wanting to join the last of the Americans: The IRS did it, and thumbed their noses at Congress….and these people will run your health care.
2013.
Yes, speaking of health care, Obama lied, and lied and lied again….and then said…”Oh, you didn’t understand what I meant.” We not only will have the highest taxes in the world, we will now have the worst health care system. 
Congress didn’t read it, and that was on purpose. You knew that, didn’t you?
Well maybe not. It was 2013. Obviously many people’s brains went into coma’s.
Obamacare was built to finally destroy America, and make us Mexico, all the better to merge my dear. In the meantime, they make SURE you see the lifestyles of the rich and famous on your cable TV to pump up that good old fashion jealousy, so that Obama can play the old tried and true communist rich against the poor, black against white, and pass the ketchup please.
But…hold on: there was some good news: Obama TRIED to take our guns away after Sandy Hook. Millions went out and armed themselves. Obama TRIED to start a war in Syria. Millions of American said: Hell no…we won’t go! Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, we’ve seen enough good men die…and you won’t even protect our men?
Yep, we won that one.
For now.
On a personal note, the only bad thing that happened to me was I had a tooth pulled. But my son, and my brother, both lost jobs, and are facing dire hardships. And medical problems. And I can’t help them.
Obama is destroying the middle class. And then he has the nerve to say he cares about it.
You see, they work in the private sector. And they can’t get welfare. And they don’t WANT welfare.
And the one thing that proves that its 2013 is the biggest enemy of the year is one lone kid, who told the world, that our every move was being watched.
And HE..not Obama, is being attacked by both parties of our government.
Which means, yes—the sad truth is the whole lot of them ( with a few exceptions) are just as corrupt as any government on the planet. Except, we’re AMERICA! We’ll have the best dictatorship police state, and tyranny that any NSA can build!
We always do it better!
They say, the people let this happen.
Don’t you believe it.
So, by midnight, we will be thinking, it will be easy to remember 2013, Obama was President, and he broke the country.
What will he do in 2014? Raise the debt limit again? Start WWIII? Give amnesty to all illegal’s? Take full control of everything?
The questions seems to me to be…
How superstitious are you?
Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Soldiers
Nobody Cares
Yes, we all care. The video speaks for itself.
Nobody Wins When John Podesta Rides In on a Pale Horse
Nobody Wins
Here’s the good news: Obama is doing so badly in the polls, that John Podesta was brought in to clean up his mess, just like he cleaned up all of Bill Clinton’s messes when he worked in the White House as Bill Clinton’s Chief of Staff. His nickname for himself was “Secretary of (Expletive.).
Here’s the bad news: John Podesta is now in charge, ready to make the White House ready for the transition from Barack Obama to Hillary Clinton. John has run Hillary’s main Think Tank, the Center for American Progress, (And was hand-picked for the job by Soros) for 8 years. John has been the Clinton’s main guru. Remember when Hillary was running against Obama and proclaimed she was a proud Progressive? (see video) So is John. And John was co-chairman of the Obama-Biden Transition Project. This is what makes the democrats (who are not really democrats anymore but Marxists) so successful. They organize. They stick together no matter what. If you don’t follow the party plan, you are out.
Yes—The Mafia of Chicago have brought in…their main hit man. Like Hillary and Obama’s first White House Chief of staff, John is from Chicago. (Where the mafia and democrats merged) John he has been laying the red brick road to communism in America, for over 30 years. And like a good progressive, Podesta issued his first attack today.
In an article in Politico, Podesta compared Republicans to Jim Jones.
“They need to focus on executive action given that they are facing a second term against a cult worthy of Jonestown in charge of one of the houses of Congress,” said Podesta of what Obama’s White House team faces.
Then he said he was sorry, it was just a snark. No it wasn’t, it was a planned attack, this is how they do it. The progressive always go in through back doors. 
So where are all our Republicans saying “The left is spending YOUR money to kill unborn babies and denying people health care?”
You tell me. Jim Jones killed 900. The progressives are killing millions. The GOP is much too polite, or stupid to talk back. It’s right out a Nazi handbook. It’s called churning the waters with blood. And the timing couldn’t be more perfect with the grandfather of Duck Dynasty saying he thinks homosexuality is not normal. (Boy THAT was a set-up) Today, gays were crying about how abused they were with such hatred.
What about our abuse? Why should 98 percent of the population take such abuse from the 2 percent?
So…know your enemy they say: Let’s examine this communist in progressive underwear more:
From Wikipedia:
Podesta held positions on Capitol Hill, including Counselor to Democratic Leader Senator Thomas Daschle (1995–1996); Chief Counsel for the Senate Agriculture Committee (1987–1988); Chief Minority Counsel for the Senate Judiciary Subcommittees on Patents, Copyrights, and Trademarks; Security and Terrorism; and Regulatory Reform; and Counsel on the Majority Staff of the Senate Judiciary Committee (1979–1981). In 1988, Podesta founded with his brother, Tony, Podesta Associates, Inc., a Washington, D.C., “government relations and public affairs” lobbying firm. Now known as the Podesta Group, the firm “has close ties to the Democratic Party and the Obama administration [and] has been retained by some of the biggest corporations in the country, including Wal-Mart, BP and Lockheed Martin.”[10] Podesta has also served as a member of the Council of the Administrative Conference of the United States, and the United States Commission on Protecting and Reducing Government Secrecy.[citation needed]
In 2008, Podesta authored his book The Power of Progress: How America’s Progressives Can (Once Again) Save Our Economy, Our Climate, and Our Country. In it, he articulates a vision of progressive values based on four core lessons: 1) Progressives stand with people, not privilege; 2) Progressives believe in the Common Good and a government that offers a hand up; 3) Progressives hold that all people are equal in the eyes of God and under the law; and 4) Progressives stand for universal human rights and cooperative global security Currently, John Podesta is the U.S. representative to the UN High-Level Panel on the Post-2015 Development Agenda.[17]
Read and gulp. John was just at a “Ready for Hillary” reception last Tuesday night. He leads the new income for inequality project at the CAP. But it’s his contribution to the final push to make the executive branch all powerful that we should really be worried about…
From
Podesta’s most lasting contribution to the leftist cause came through his promotion of a strategy that White House aides dubbed “Project Podesta.” This was a system that enabled the Clintons to push through unpopular policies that neither Congress nor the American people wanted. Its implementation marked a dramatic tilt in the balance of power, giving the executive branch an unprecedented ability to force its will on the legislative branch. A strategy that White House aides dubbed “Project Podesta.” This was a system that enabled the Clintons to push through unpopular policies that neither Congress nor the American people wanted. Its implementation marked a dramatic tilt in the balance of power, giving the executive branch an unprecedented ability to force its will on the legislative branch.
Oh…so now we are told that Obama didn’t invent this tear up the Constitution and go around Congress strategy. It was John.
Project Podesta enabled the President to bypass Congress through the use of executive orders, presidential decision directives, White-House-sponsored lawsuits, vacancy appointments to high federal office, selective regulatory actions against targeted corporations, and a host of other extra-constitutional tactics.
Yes, Obama has hired a lobbyist (over 60 so far) and his name is John, and he rides a pale horse. And he is out to drive the hearse after he dismounts from that horse. 
Find out all you need to know about John Podesta here. It’s time we start crying out the progressives as what they really are: Nazi’s, tyrants, Marxists, communists, power hungry idiots, —and refuse to apologize.
And tomorrow I’m buying a Duck Dynasty duck call. I’m going to blow on it every time I hear this nonsense.
These people are quacks.
What REALLY Matters is Whether We Have a President or a Tyrant
Nobody’s Opinion
In the beginning of Charles Krauthammer’s No. one bestseller, “Things that Matter” he makes the point that even though the things that really matter are outside of politics, politics is what influences literally everything:
“While science, medicine, art, poetry, architecture, chess, space, sports, number theory and all things hard and beautiful promise purity, elegance and sometimes even transcendence, they are fundamentally subordinate. In the end, they must bow to the sovereignty of politics. You can have the most advanced and efflorescent of cultures, Get your politics wrong, however, and everything stands to be swept away. This is not ancient history. This is Germany 1933.”
And so, with an American President that is becoming a dictator, we face the same surmise. What’s even worse, is we could face future force from our own President, who is building an army to obey…just him.
He has fired over 100 of our top generals. The new ones WILL disarm us.
Obama is not just a lame President: He is a dangerous man.
Many of you that read me, know that I have been talking about this exponentially expanding Presidency for years now. FDR had it perfected. Bill Clinton armed North Korea AND China. Bush set up Homeland Security…TSA searches became the norm. Everything they do that is against the America people and the Constitution, is sold to the American people as necessary—- protecting us.
The people that are crying out against Obama’s tyranny will be targeted, and punished. Obama has said so himself. The IRS scandal, that our politicians did nothing about, is proof. Our military being trained to spot patriots as the enemies of America (who is Obama) is proof. What more do you need? Obama has abandoned all former allies and now arms the very people who kill us.
Yet, his comrade professors are crying out for another term. Will Obama become the final American President?
Let me tell you what frightens me the most tonight: ‘President’ Obama and his wife, Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton, and George W. Bush, all got on Air Force One to fly to Africa.
Have you seen any pictures yet? Have you heard ANY reports? Two opposing parties, three Presidents and one future…all on Air Force One…and what could they possibly be talking about?
Tell me…where are all the propaganda pictures? That alone shows secrecy. And that’s not good.
I’ll tell you what they are not talking about: our horrible school system.
Despite whatever their differences are: They have ONE goal—to put more power into the executive office. All three Presidents have worked for the big money global economy, and that’s—– just not us.
Remember hearing then President George W. Bush, laughing when he said, “If this was a dictatorship, we could get more done. As long as I’m the dictator. HEHHE”?
That wasn’t funny….but that’s the corporate executive response.
Presidents don’t even use Congress anymore, and why should Congress care? They don’t even read the bills they pass. Presidents get their laws through the vast unconstitutional apparatuses of ‘departments.’ Obama is always complaining about Congress. He wants Congress…abolished.
Yesterday would be fine by him.
Go to the library, look in the reference books for government offices, and you will see THOUSANDS of them. In fact, half of the population works for the government, and that’s by design. If you have half the people dependent on that government paycheck and pension, the other half won’t be able to get the people that work for the government to stand up to them.
It’s simple—–they like to eat.
That doesn’t leave much of the private sector left to support them AND the 93 million people that are out of work.
Krauthammer is right. Politics can destroy a country. Obama is amalgamation of communism, socialism and fascism—all of which…needs a dictator. And a few men are finally speaking out: FINALLY.
Obama doesn’t care about the law. There is so much proof that he wasn’t even eligible to run, it’s almost a joke. He lets our men die on the battle field. He encourages race riots. He follows the communist playbook for overtaking a government: Create the problem—-Come in with the solution. And because American children don’t even KNOW what communism is, they just don’t recognize it.
That was by design too.
The way I see it, …soon we have only a sliver of freedom left to us.
They are taking our wills. Our jobs. Our very lives with denying us doctors.
They are turning the screws. They are leaving us…hopeless.
By design.
The official White House pictures that come out of the Mandela funeral kiss-affair will be interesting to see…
So, what can we do? The Presidency can kill anyone without trial: he can ruin their lives with IRS audits: he can suspend ANY law: he can gather dirt on anyone on the planet: he can send them (our soldiers) into dangerous places on HIS orders, without protection, watch them die, and then remain blameless.
Obama actually has the greatest power ever held by one man in human history.
The Presidential seal is getting bigger and bigger with every Presidential appearance he makes. Think I’m kidding?
What we will be sure to see..is more staged pictures of Presidents who hold secrets none of us can even imagine…or would want to.
At this point in time, I’m sure even John Adams would agree (If he saw Obama today) that the Presidency should be taken down to just a man who gets his picture taken in the White House and gives diplomatic parties.
Stripped of all power. George Washington never had the power to kill American citizens at a whim. If we can’t impeach the man, call a Constitutional Convention and strip him of the power he is using now to destroy us all.
Our Presidents have become Kings.. and the American people HAVE to stop them…because, in the end, as I am sure Charles would agree—-
The things that matter most won’t matter anymore, if our politics are wrong.
Obama’s, Eagles, Kardashians….
Nobody Cares
I’m in one of my…$&% moods today. They don’t come often but I get this way when the BS is so overwhelming it makes you want to drive to the Grand Canyon and get lost for a week.
Okay. So— it’s too cold.
Today, besides not being able to find the angel topping for my Christmas tree…(I’ll find it the day AFTER Christmas) I am already tired of hearing about Nelson Mandela. And of course, the Obama’s, who did not go to Margaret Thatcher’s funeral, are flying to Africa (on our dime) to attend the funeral of Mandela in hopes that some of that pixie dust will rub off, and he can somehow crown himself the new black messiah. And by the way…I thought I read somewhere that Mandela refused to see Obama—- If he had seen him, I’m sure we’d be seeing that picture everywhere.
I’m sure the Obama’s are excited just to be able to get out of the country they really don’t like living in.
Another thing that gets my blood boiling today was the news about Obama trying to kill off our eagles.
The liberals who are all about ‘saving the planet” and the polar bears, could care less about eagles.
Hypocrites.
This just in from Drudge:
The Obama administration is about to approve a rule that will ensure the death of golden and bald eagles for the next 30 more years.
Hundreds of thousands of birds die each year flying into the deadly turbine blades atop the soaring towers that compose wind farms. The rule will give wind farms thirty year permits for the “non purposeful take of eagles-that is where the take is associated with but not the purpose of, the activity.’’ The take of eagles is also a euphemism for the slaughter of them.
In the 1970’s the bald eagle was all but extinct. There were only about 50 known to exist. Some very caring humans worked very hard to bring them BACK . And they did. And now, this STUPID idea of wind mills (I don’t care what they say…it’s stupid) will kill off thousands of birds. And by the way, for the first time in history the monarch butterflies did not appear in Mexico this year…they came staggering in…Elephants are being slaughtered in Africa by the hundreds…
Where oh where are all the liberals bleeding hearts about the OTHER creatures that live on the planet?
Obama be damned. So, he wants to not only change America, but destroy the symbol that has always represented it. What’s the new symbol going to be…a drone with his picture on it?
And last but not least, the Kardashians have released their 2013 Christmas Card which is made to represent the illuminati:
It has nothing to do with Christmas, but everything to do with the fact that the Kardashians are much like the Federal Reserve: they can make money out of thin air. And they walk on trash. Bruce Jenner is in a tube.
You figure it out.
For all those readers that wonder about my sanity, and whether I checked background information on this important subject, let me say right up front—-I have NEVER watched that show. Life is too short. I never saw an episode of Dallas either.
What does that mean? I don’t even want to know.
And that’s my Nobody Cares bitch for today. Sorry. I’ll crawl back into my hole now.
—-Which brings me to an idea: maybe I should put a “Donate to Joyanna’s lobotomy” on my site. I could then just go out an BUY a new topping for my tree.—-
—–An angel riding an eagle Christmas tree topper!
Wait…I could MAKE them and sell them…
(STOP Joyanna! Now I know what happens when you stare at the Kardashian’s Christmas card too long.)
Nobody Remembers Nelson Mandela
Nobody Remembers
With Nelson Mandela dying today, how about taking a look back on the British, who, although they abolished slavery with the Slavery Abolition Act of 1833, they continued to act like “lords” in Africa, and have ‘slaves’ even though they didn’t call them that. I was curious about the British colonial rule, so I looked up some of the laws on Wikipedia tonight.
Here’s a list of Laws that helped kick it off.
- 1797: All Hottntots (slaves) moving about the country had to carry passes.
- 1806:, Cape Articles of Capitulations: the British colonial rulers were required to rule under Roman Dutch law, which gave them separation from British Common Law outside the British Empire.
1828: Hottentot Proclamation : Only blacks had to have passes for seeking work.
1835, Ordinance 1: Changed the nature of slaves to indentured laborers.
1848, Ordinance 3: Introduced an indentured system for Xhosa that was little different from slavery.
1892, The Franchise and Ballot Act: instituted limits based on financial means and education to the black franchise.
1894: Natal Legislative Assembly Bill: deprived Indians of the right to vote.
1905: General Pass Regulations Bill: denied blacks the vote, limited them to fixed areas.
1906: Asiatic Registration Act: all Indians must carry passes.
19th c: Various South African colonies passed legislation throughout the rest of the nineteenth century to limit the freedom of unskilled workers, increase restrictions on indentured workers, and to regulate the relations between the races.
1910, The South African Act: Enfranchised whites, giving them complete political control over all other racial groups while removing the right of blacks to sit in parliament.
1913: The Native Land Act: prevented all blacks, except those in Cape from buying land outside ‘reserves.”
1918: The Natives in Urban Areas Bill: forced blacks into ‘locations’
1923: Urban Areas Act: introduced residential segregation and provided cheap labor for industry let by white people.
1926: The Colour Bar Act: preventing anyone black from practicing skilled trades.
1927: The Native Administration Act: made the British Crown rather than the paramount chiefs, the supreme heads of all African affairs.
And so it went—on and on and basically everything was determined by RACE. And so one day in the future, the separations of the white and blacks came to a bloody war…
Apartheid was a bloody mess. Mandela, was by all accounts, was imprisoned for his fight to let the black people have their own country back. And after 27 years in prison, he won, and was elected President. Then…like George Washington, he left.
UNLIKE Obama, Mandela made friends with his enemies. Obama came out today, and made some lame speech. He was probably not too happy as his agenda for the next few days (fast food workers need more money, etc.) is going to be put on hold by Mandela’s death.
Nobody will be talking about Obama, and Obama didn’t need everyone comparing Obama to Mandela in their minds now, because he just can’t compete in that department.
On the other side of the coin, the British empire brought civilization and wealth to many areas of the world, who would still be in the dark ages if not for their influence.
Every rich person I’ve ever known, LOVES South Africa. I’ve never been, and probably will never go. But, if the white man hadn’t lived there all these years, would it have developed at all?
You have to wonder.
In the meantime, here in America, the black President is redistributing as much of the white man’s money as he can, to the poor blacks, and the rest of the world. That’s what he hopes will be his Mandela’ legacy. But Obama leads the blacks back down the road to slavery…
Then just don’t know it yet.
Nevertheless…Obama will try to hitch himself to that star, as every single American President has done. And here’s one of my favorite pictures of that idea!
Nobody Admits, I really don’t know much but what I read about Mandela. It could all be a fairly tale as far as I know. But…I do wish the man would have taught this current President a few lessons in humble. He could have helped the world…so…much…more.
Obama the Great Pretender..
Nobody Wonders
I got this in a email…and it’s going around the web. If you haven’t seen it, do.
I tried really hard to try to remember who did this song originally—
The Four Tops?
The Box Tops?
The Spinners?
Anybody?
Well, it’s pretty funny…especially who he befriends on Facebook!
Enjoy!
People are Aware of Presidential Stress…What about OUR Stress?
Nobody Flashes
One of the most important things a patriot can do for his country, is to make video’s of its citizens, and show them to the world. (NOT) —-Mark Dice does a fine job, making American people look just about as clueless as a beach ball on top of a snowy mountain top.
Well.. of course they’re clueless!…but I’m not so sure we should be bragging about it.
It’s not that the Obama’s wouldn’t get a divorce, it’s that if that were to happen, just about everyone and their grandmother would be talking about it. Secondly–it would never happen. China could take over the White House, and whomever was in office, would carry on the proud Presidential tradition of “NO DIVORCE ALLOWED.”
The reasoning? It would cause the nation too much stress.
A gay couple wouldn’t even be allowed to divorce. Mark mentions JFK, the Clintons, and I’d like to add the Bushes. I really don’t think they even live together, but they keep up a good appearance. Notice, when they were on Jay Leno a week ago, Bush bragged about getting Laura a pearl necklace, but they sort of shook hands very lightly when they met. And they came out separately. Hey, I read the tabloids…which in my Nobody’s Silly Opinion now has more truths in it than the New York Times.
Check out the guy riding a DOG on his bike. As if that poor thing had a choice in the matter.
If you want a small chuckle, Mr. Dice is good for it. I don’t know how he keeps a straight face, do you?
It’s Sunday! Time for the Messiah!
Nobody Gets Email
“Thank God, and our lord and savior, Barack Obama!”–Jamie Fox
THIS…is an audio version from a Common Core book being used in our schools. You would have to laugh about how Obama’s alcoholic, Muslim, Marxist, woman beating deserter of a father is updated to be a strong man of courage from Harvard that Obama wants to be like. You could laugh at little Barry worrying that the world was filled with poor people and it broke his heart. You could laugh when his mother told him to grow up to be honest, be kind, and be fair.
You COULD laugh, if you had not been paying attention to Obama every single day. Yes, George Washington cut down the Cherry Tree, and Obama played basketball with a gift from his father.
Oh…and grew up to become—the world’s messiah.
Another strong message in this is that little boys want their dads to stick around, and be in their lives, but HEY! You got mom! Seventy percent of black kids live with single parent moms and grandmothers. Obama…was just like you!
(They leave out that mom left him to when he was ten.)
This stuff is wrong on so many levels I don’t know where to start. Somehow the fact that little Barry was a crack addict and a cross-dresser, didn’t even get a
paragraph.
When I think of this propaganda called Common Core, I can’t help but think of my friend Ruth. As some of you know, Ruth (who is my neighbor) grew up in Hitler’s Germany. And when she was telling me the history of Germany she had to say, “Well, the Jews WERE taking all the money!” Even though she lived through the bombing of Dresden,…even though she escaped a Russian prison camp by digging her way out with her bloody hands, and even though she was made to pick up all the dead Jews, write down the numbers on their wrists, and bury them—even after all that…. she still blames..
You guessed it: The Jews. That’s how brainwashing takes place: You have to get them when they are young. Ruth was taught about Hitler every single day in school.
Now—-don’t get me wrong— Ruth is a dear person. I truly believe that Hitler’s ‘Common Core’ had brainwashed her completely,—so well, that she to this day, didn’t think Germany was at fault. She knew the horrors that Hitler committed but I have never really heard her say a bad word about him. It’s just not in her. She was taught that Hitler was the Messiah, and it’s just too entrenched in her mind—
Ruth married an American soldier, mostly because her father wanted her too, and she has been in America most of her adult life. She knows the horrors of socialism, she is a very strong conservative, and she knows that the Nazi’s and the socialists were wrong…but…she still doesn’t blame the man most responsible. Living in Freedom, she saw the problems with the system of socialism, but still…she just can’t bring herself to blame Hitler. 
So, no matter how badly Obama destroys the country, the kids in school will NEVER blame the man who grew up to save the poor people of the world, against those evil people with money who want to starve everyone. As we see time and time again….Obama is NEVER to blame for anything.
Like Hitler, Obama wants to be a God.
Obama is STILL the President. None of the kids should be made to read this trash in school— but it’s Sunday.
And you might want to ask the question…
“Do YOU know where your Messiah is today?”
(Thanks to Freedom Outpost. Read article here.)
White House…White Trash…BIG Tree!
Nobody Cares
I can just hear the conversations in the White House before this:
“Ah mom…do we HAVE to?”
Both of Michelle’s daughters looked bored to death. And notice, Michelle acted as if the tree was HER personal tree.. her attitude is, “Hey thanks for giving us such a big tree, right girls?” She put on a very short— “Okay now! Big tree…now you people GO AWAY!” speech.
She couldn’t help but be herself. Instead of, saying, “The American people appreciate this beautiful tree, and the tradition it brings in the spirit of the season.” Or something more high class, she made a sort of fake appreciation of the moment. No doubt, they are looking forward to the parties, but they all really want to get away. You can see it on their faces.
And speaking of them getting out in the world, millions of poor people (many of them black) all over the country right now are fighting in Wal-Marts for their big screen TV’s, (because they can’t afford them at any other time) are at this moment suffering the long lines, while the Obama’s will probably be going to Hawaii, after they get finished with all their holiday parties. Obama’s trips to Hawaii are always the most expensive to the taxpayers, but he doesn’t care. “Let them eat Cup Cakes!”
Kelly Osborne had it right, when she was blocked for an hour from getting into her Beverly Hills home because Obama was at a private party at some basketball players house. She basically said last week that the Obama’s act more like Kings and Queens than the real Royalty in England.
But, as the great Obama once said, ‘You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.” I think it takes one to know one.
Nobody Thinks we have our first “White trash” family in the White House, no offense to the real white trash out there who are in a higher class than these two.
Staging Obama! Staging Obama! Staging Obama!
Nobody Knows
If you think that THIS was not staged by Obama, because that’s not how he works his propaganda machine…let me tell you a little story, and why I’m sure that ‘heckler’ was a plant:
Years ago, I was playing piano in the lounge/bar of a Doubletree Hotel, in Chesterfield, Missouri. I was pretty far away from the main lobby. Back at that time, George H.W. Bush was Vice President. Everyone knew he was going to spend the night at the hotel. But, what I saw that night completely shocked me. I was there early that day, but so were his bodyguards. They came into the bottom floor of the hotel and checked every single lamp, every bottle, the piano, me, the potted plants, my music book, the bottle in the bar, the carpet, just about everything. And this was in a room that wasn’t even near the lobby. The only thing they didn’t look under was my dress. And then they did the same thing…three more times.
I managed to sneak a peek outside the lobby door that night on my break, and was amazed to see a long line of expensive limousines pulling up to the front of the hotel. I counted 13 of those, and another ten just regular cars following him. All he did, was get out of the car, go to the elevator, and up to the room.
All that, for the Vice President.
Now…fast forward twenty years. Obama shuts down whole cities. Hell, he shuts down whole countries when he travels. Millions of people hate the President right now. Do you really think that the people they put behind him for his photo-ops are not carefully, hand-picked? Do you really think they just pick people out of the audience that day?
Then you’re a special kind of stupid.
Another clue that this guy was a plant, was in his response. Notice how Obama did not get upset, and was totally in control and sure to mention that if he had the sole power to grant amnesty he would…but for the law. The “uh guys, its’ okay” was all part of the act. He doesn’t WANT you to think that it was staged so that was a nice little touch. What he is putting in everyone’s mind is that he should be given complete power. It’s mind manipulation. That mean old Tea Party Congress and those American laws are getting in the way of illegals getting amnesty and the American dream.
Today Glenn Beck was asking everyone to pray for Obama, because of this ‘heckler” behind him in this video. That man, Glenn thought, could have really hurt Obama. I don’t know if Glenn Beck has no clue how this man will go to the ends of the earth to protect his own self, or if he really thinks people can get that close to any President.
Obama has cut off photographers from the White House. He has his own food taster. He has shut down the White House. He is about as paranoid as one person can get.
Nobody Knows if Obama will continue to ‘stage’ people ‘fainting’ and begging for him to ‘help’ them, so that he can continue to get all he wants, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be the only one who will keep saying he is staging these events himself for propaganda purposes.
After Benghazi, he ‘staged’ three weeks of blaming the whole thing on a video. This kind of stuff, is thought up in political game rooms, and done with great relish. They lie, they cheat, they steal, and powerful men have been known to murder to get what they want.
So, take it from me—I was in the entertainment business most of my life, and I know a staged act when I see one:
Staging Obama! Staging Obama! Sta…..ging…….. Obama!
The Jews Have No Say…Whatsoever
Nobody’s Opinion
It doesn’t seem to be enough for Obama to destroy America, now he’s off to start the countdown to chaos in the Middle East; I knew instantly that the Iranian deal was a bad deal because Obama decided to announce his big miracle on a Saturday night, when no one was watching but Chris Mathews. This is how they will cover their “mistake.” Nobody will actually remember the moment. From all accounts, it’s just a piece of paper…meaningless as a Jerry Burger empty sock. 
Come on—when was the last time you could believe anything Obama said?
“You can keep you’re doctors, and your Nukes too!”
Nobody Thinks he planned this move more than eight years ago. Why else did he make his very first speech as President in Cairo? First term: Destroy America with Universal Health Care: Second term: Destroy Israel and make a one nation Muslim Brotherhood in the middle East. Then get amnesty here in the U.S., and as many Muslims as you can possibly stuff in Mexican trucks. In the meantime, Iran needs just a little more time….
Netanyahu, is not pleased.
“What was accomplished last night in Geneva is not a historic agreement; it’s a historic mistake,” Netanyahu said during his weekly cabinet meeting on Sunday. “Today the world has become much more dangerous, because the most dangerous regime in the world took a meaningful step toward acquiring the most dangerous weapon in the world.”
According to John Bolton, this was all about keeping international pressure on Israel not to strike.
What are all those elite stocking in those limos’—-LSD?
Really? Saudi Arabia has already given Israel air space to strike.
Last Saturday night, John Kerry acted as if he just cured cancer. Kerry said they do not have the “right to enrichment.” Oh…and we are going to watch them— Just like Obama watches our borders, and all those Boston bombers taking trips overseas to learn how to make bombs— Just like Clinton gave nukes to North Korea, who swore HE wouldn’t develop them either.
Right. That’s not what Iran is saying. They say, they have been given permission to become nuclear. (see video)
An unnamed official in Netanyahu’s office told Army Radio that the agreement does allow Iran to enrich uranium, leaves Iran with all of the centrifuges that would allow it to produce fissile material for nuclear weapons, and does not dismantle Iran’s Arak heavy-water reactor, which could produce plutonium.
On a fun note: Sen. Chuck Schumer, a member of his party’s leadership team, said he was “disappointed” by the deal, which he called disproportional. Leave it to a democrat to use lame words like “disappointed” to describe the most dangerous country in the world getting nukes.
Is he going to be “disappointed’ when an atomic bomb is dropped? Is he ever going to be ‘disappointed’ in Obama?
And what does it tell you about the United Nations elite countries of Britain, China, France, Germany and Russia, and the U.S….when they make a deal with a small country like Iran, and leave out the country that Iran has sworn to eliminate from the earth?
The Jews, had absolute no say at all in its own survival.
And that, in fact, is historical.











