Would Obama Even KNOW If Dallas Was Nuked?
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You KNOW you have a country of morons when the United States President keeps saying he doesn’t know anything about anything. Just think, how this will continue…imagine…our future….
Reporter: Mr. President, when did you find out that Dallas was completely wiped off the map by a dirty bomb terrorist attack?
President: Actually, I found that out…yesterday. You know, I watch the same programs that you do, and due to the government shutdown, caused by the Republicans, we just didn’t get the news until today.
Reporter: Mr. President, when did you know that your new Obamacare Affordable Care act was killing millions of old people because of rationing?
President: Well, I’m not sure about those facts, I just heard about that, but there is good news…these people need to just let go….like my mother did. They shouldn’t be so selfish and not make way for the younger generation. We must think of what is good for the country.
Reporter: Mr. President, when did you first find out that police were arresting anyone who had a gun in their home?
President: Uh…we found that out yesterday, and you can be assured that many of those arrested would actually look like they could have been my son, so you can be sure we will get together with the mayors to make sure that no one is arrested who is not breaking the law. We all remember Trayvon.
Reporter: Mr. President, are you aware that the 2016 Presidential elections have been postponed?
President: Yes, I do know about that, but let me assure you, as soon as the Republicans get rid of the Tea Party people in their ranks, and Congress gets their act together and gives me the power to deal with the debt limit…elections WILL resume.
Thank you!
(Video from MSNBC, Morning Joe)
Nobody Explains How the Liberals Fake Everything…
Nobody Wins
Media bias. According to this video, the reason the conservatives are losing the battle is due to the fact that there are more democrats reporting the news than conservatives. If the conservatives could get more of their message across, there would be a shift.
The liberal media is good at one thing that the conservatives are not: They know how to use the internet to create a fake firestorm
From the book by Ryan Holiday: Trust Me, I’m Lying. He explains how it’s done…
“I designed the advertisements, which I bought and placed around the country, (on billboards) and then promptly called and left anonymous complaints about them (and leaked copies of my complaints to blogs for support.) I alerted college LGBT and women’s rights groups to screenings in their area and baited them to protest our offensive movie at the theater., knowing that the nightly news would cover it. I started a boycott group on FACEbook. I orchestrated fake tweets and posted fake comments to articles online. I even won a contest for being the first one to send in a picture of a defaced ad in Chicago. (thanks for the free T-shirt, Chicago Redeye. Oh, also, that photo was from New York.) I manufactured preposterous stories about Tuckers’ (fake name) behavior on and off the movie set and reported them to gossip websites, which gleefully repeated them. I paid for anti-woman ads on feminist websites and anti-religion ads on Christian websites, knowing each would write about it. Sometimes I just Photoshopped ads onto screenshots of websites and got coverage for controversial ads that never actually ran. The loop became final when, for the first time in history, I put out a press released to answer my own manufactured criticism: TUCKER MAX RESPONDS TO CTA DECISION:” BLOW ME.” the headline read.
I pulled this off with no connections, no money, and no footsteps to follow. But because of the way that blogging is structured—from the way bloggers are paid by the page view to the way blog posts must be written to catch eh readers’ attention—this was all very easy to do. So as the manufactured storm I created played itself out in the press, real people started believing it, and it became true.
However the play starts, the end is the same: The economics of the Internet are exploited to change public perception, and sell product. “
So…how much of the news that bloggers are repeating actually fake stories? It’s pretty easy to plant the story and watch it go up the latter…from the bloggers, to the radio hosts, to the magazines, then to the national news.
I talked to my brother today, and he said, “They just ought to let Obamacare fail.” And right after he said it, I thought to myself, “He is just repeating the very same thing the Rino’s are saying. He must have heard it on TV.” And because everyone’s life is so busy, we have all trusted what we heard in the past.
Those days…..are gone.
We all know that Obama has thousands of fake followers on his tweets. Who knows how many people they have on staff to manipulate the news? According to Ryan, they know exactly how to manipulate the media, and they pay people big money to do it.
Nobody Wins when the media will plant staged events to get power, but at least some people are starting to know, like Ryan Holiday, that as clever as he was in doing this stuff, he is destroying lives.
And now, for more of a good laugh, see how many times Obama used this staged fainting stunt, and WHO he learned it from. Don’t miss the end, Hillary is pretty funny. Talk about “fake.” I’m starting to think we should rename Washington, “Silicone Valley.”
Our Father…Who Art In Washington….Unhallowed be thy name…
Nobody Wins
It’s a wonderful day comrades! Today, the great and wise father of our country came out and reprimanded severely those impertinent children in the House for harming our economy, and now, that they’ve succeeded in giving the purse to Obama, everything is good. (Even FOX has caved) Time to move on to all the rest of our Fathers’ good intentions….like amnesty, Obamacare, and making sure that our embassies have really nice $58 dollar Chrystal goblets on their pretty tables. (John Kerry just spend $5 million on that..god forbid he has to drink out of a regular cup when he visits them.)
Yes, it’s good: The Father says that government is good. It’s good because we have all found out that we really need government The government is needed to protect our embassies, (Can you believe he said that after Benghazi?) Already, the ministers of propaganda are out in celebration—-The President, who was actually the one who shut down the government, has once again, saved the country from that horribly outdated Constitution:
Here’s th
e Muslim, Fareed Zakria, to explain:
“For many conservatives, the “rot” to be excoriated is not about economics and health care but about culture. A persistent theme of conservative intellectuals and commentators — in print and on Fox News — is the cultural decay of the country. But compared with almost any period in U.S. history, we live in bourgeois times,(I.E. Georgetown) in a culture that values family, religion, work and, above all, business) Young people today aspire to become Mark Zuckerberg. (They can aspire, just as long as they hand out those Big Macs with a smile.) They quote the aphorisms of Warren Buffett (While they get his five dollar lunch at DQ.) and read the Twitter feed of Bill Gates.(Wow. That’s bound to help you get rich.) Even after the worst recession since the Great Depression, there are no obvious radicals, anarchists, Black Panthers or other revolutionary movements — save the tea party.”
(Yes, it’s NOT the black Panthers or illegal gangs that are killing people every day in the United States…it’s those radical Tea Party Patriots. )
“The era of crises could end, but only when this group of conservatives makes its peace with today’s America. (They are misty-eyed in their devotion to a distant republic of myth and memory (He has a point, they have destroyed pretty much of it) yet passionate in their dislike of the messy, multiracial, quasi-capitalist democracy that has been around for half a century ( — a fifth of our country’s history. (WHAT?) At some point, will they come to recognize that you cannot love America in theory and hate it in fact?”
We love America, Fareed, we just hate fascists Muslims like you and your boss, who are trying to take it over.
Obama says the way that business is done in Washington has to change.
“The American people are completely fed up with Washington,” Obama said in stern remarks at the White House.”
Translation: I…need to be King. Crown me.
Obama also called for the stop of hatred. HA! Coming from the King of hatred himself. But we all know Obama is on the megalomaniacal path to a Hitler-like figure, what many people don’t, understand is the republicans that are working with him: Like Mitch McConnell.
Last night we found out that Mitch McConnell’s vote was bought with a $2.9 billion dollar present, up from $775 million, to upgrade the Olmstead lock on the Ohio River. The two states it straddles on, are represented by two of the Senate’s most powerful members: the Republican leader, Mitch McConnell, and No. 2 Democratic leader, Richard Durbin of Illinois.
Mitch was also the one who proposed a bill to give Obama complete power to raise the debt limit all by himself, barring congressional disapproval, in 2011.
So, we see the democratic party enlarging its power: By this account, Chris Christie will be the next President.
In the meantime, the rollout of Obamacare seems to have been deliberate…for many reasons, they really don’t want you to know how expensive it is: YET. And it will provide an excuse for implementing the one payer system when it does fail.
Yes, our father is saving the country, and anybody who opposed him is…what?
Say it all together now! RACIST!!
ROBERT REDFORD, actor: “There is a body of congressional people that wants to paralyze the system.
I think what sits underneath it, unfortunately, is there’s probably some racism involved, which is really awful. … I think just the idea of giving credit to this President, giving him credit for anything, is abhorrent to them, so they’ll go against it.”
Okay Bob, we give him credit—for the whole mess. Get back on your horse and ride away..you can get into the Grand Canyon now.
Downgrade—Rove, Hillary, Obama And Wal-Mart Shoppers
Nobody Knows
Nobody has more questions than me. Here’s a few for this week:
Nobody Knows—when the United States credit went UP? We were downgraded during Obama already once..remember?
“We are therefore downgrading the US country rating from “AA” to “AA-,” Egan-Jones said in 2009. Since then Bernanke has been pumping billions into the economy every single month and the reason they gave for doing it—was the quantitative easing coming from the Federal Reserve. So when Fitch Ratings, the third largest rating agency, warned that they would downgrade the government AAA rating this year, I got confused. Fitch warned that “political brinksmanship and reduced financing flexibility” were elevating the risk of default. Exactly WHEN did we get upgraded again?
And speaking of being upgraded…
Nobody Knows when the Republican Party is going to upgrade to a new Republican strategist. Karl Rove was one of the reasons we lost the last election. And he is continuing his daily destruction of it…(with John McCain help.) Karl Rove this week, said that the GOP should quit while it’s not as far behind as it could be.
What? That makes as much sense as saying, “Why don’t some people just shoot themselves in the head the day they are born.”
With Karl Rove on your side, you will always lose, which brings me to a rare statement by Obama that actually makes sense: Of course it’s hard to find, so I must point it out—
On the subject of John Boehner:
“It weakens him, so there have been repeated situations when we’ve had agreements, and he goes back — and it turns out that he can’t control his caucus. The challenge here is can you deliver on agreements that are made,” he continued. “Are you able to come up with sensible, bipartisan compromises and deliver on them? One thing that I’ve shown is that, if I say, ‘I am prepared to compromise on something,’ I can deliver votes and we can get it done,” Obama said.
Nobody Knows when Obama compromised on anything. Probably—-playing 18 holes instead of 36. But one thing is true: The democrats always stick together. They represent themselves, not the people. So…by this standard, the republicans should unit on principle and tell him, “You wanted us to deliver votes! We’re unanimous…you need to go!”
And speaking of going…Nobody Knows if Joe Biden is planning on running against Hillary for the Presidency. But..it seems Miss Hillary Merkel made it known at a private meeting that Joe Biden was against going after Bin Laden. So, we now know Hillary is going to take credit for killing Bin Laden when she runs for President. 
Nobody Knows, but I’m pretty sure, that’s not going to go over in Omaha.
And speaking of Omaha….
Nobody Knows if the people buying groceries there are being recorded and studied at their grocery stores, but you can be pretty sure they don’t know about it if they are. Really…this gathering of information is going a wee bit overboard don’t you think? Do they really need to know what I feed myself?
YES THEY DO! Just think: Obamacare will tell you you’re fat, and so your premiums will go up, and you will insist you’re not eating much, and they will have you on video buying Oreo cookies. Forget it. You’re doomed. 
Nobody Knows if that could happen, but Nobody is SURE Michelle Obama would love it.
And finally—Nobody Knows that I have a favorite quote from the week, from Donald Trump: .
“It’s very hard when you have a lot of people out there saying, let’s make any deal just to get this over with,” Trump said. “That’s not what it’s all about. It’s really about saving the country.”
EXACTLY, because nobody knows what will happen if we don’t try to save the country, but we’re pretty sure, Wal-Mart will become the new Macy’s.
Presidential Tie Clips
Nobody Reports
The fight in Washington continues, and the Republicans seem to be caving into the lies of the current President, Barack Obama, who has viciously attacked the “tea party” members of the house, if they don’t give into his full demands. Obama blames the tea party for causing the United States to default for the first time in history. Many of us out here in nobody land, cannot believe our ears…
Because if we do default, it will be by Obama ordering the treasury not to pay the bills. (And with Dr. Lew, he has an obeying lap dog.)
Once again the democratic rule: Do the crime, blame the other guy for it.
Would a President do this impeachable act just to further destroy his enemy, the Tea Party? (In case you’re late to this, the Tea Party are the last Americans standing who want Constitutional rule.)
Of course he would. That’s what happens when you let a President get by with murder. Congress has far too many times, looked the other way when their Presidents commit unconstitutional crimes.
Impeachment is almost impossible now after the Monica Lewinsky debacle. Bill Clinton should have been impeached when he joined up with our giant military manufacturers to give China our technology. He should have been impeached for giving North Korea plutonian. They could have impeached him for lying under oath. Instead, they made the impeachment about sex, god forbid they cut off their own future campaign coffers. And by doing impeachment on such a trivial matter, they put the country through so much negative emotion about the whole process, we will more than likely never see it supported ever again.
Maybe that was the idea.
And so, with each Presidency the office itself has grown stronger, which is what the elite in the circle we call Washington and Wall Street want. it truly is about the rich against the poor—–a one party system, with one strong leader at the top.
I came upon this picture today. It was taken right before then, President George H.W. Bush, was going to send the troops into combat in the first Gulf War. He kept saying it was to save the poor helpless Kuwaitis from that mean neighbor, Saddam Hussein.
He could have told us that we had struck a deal with the Saudi’s to protect them in exchange for bases on their land, but that wouldn’t sell to us nobodies, who they consider to be better off ignorant of all that they do.
What struck me about this picture…is the expression on his face. And the grace of his hand, as if, he is a Napoleon in history, reaching out for eternity saying. “GO…FREE MY PEOPLE!…YOU ARE MY BRAVE AND HONORABLE ARMY FOR GOOD!”
In fact, the Times editor asked Diana Walker, the photographer who took this picture, to explain it.
“It looks like he’s Moses parting the waters.”
BS. According to Diana, he was standing on a wooden box and throwing out tip clips. (I.e…he was posing for her)
Wow. Tie clips. Just what you need when you are about to be shot.
That reminds me of all the universal corporate “honor” Christmas meetings that I’ve been to, where the bigwigs of corporations would hand out plagues for “most sales.” instead of what most people would have preferred; money.
Anyway, Diana Walker, waited all day to get that shot. The President had been surrounded the whole day by Congressmen who wanted THEIR picture taken with the President. (Speaker of the House Thomas Foley is in the bottom left hand corner walking away.)
Diana got more than a tie clip for this picture. She won the World Press Photo competition. And I’m sure the “President” saw to it that she got that reward. No doubt, this is one of his favorite pictures.
It will be interesting to see what will happen in the next few days. If the House Leaders give into the President, we will have a one-party system.
If they don’t give into the President, we will still have a one-party system, with a ‘benevolent’ dictator at the top, who if you are lucky, will excuse you from Obamacare.
The rest of you…will just have to go to into battle without that tie clip.
The U.S. Post Office VS Bob Costos
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have two sports bloopers: The U.S. Post Office VS Bob Costos
The first blooper came last week, when the ever long-suffering Post Office printed up a whole line of new stamps to honor Michelle Obama’s “let’s just move, so I can be known for doing something besides spending your money ” obesity program for kids. But, at the event in which the stamps were revealed… it seems the first lady was a gasped at the thought that the kids might get some dangerous ideas from the stamps.
Yes….cannonballs, headstands, swinging on a swing, running, playing basketball without a helmet—- standing AND breathing, are now all considered dangerous by the Obama’s
“Three of the stamps in the fifteen stamp series raised safety concerns among sports figures on the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition. The stamps in question depicted children performing a cannonball dive, skateboarding without kneepads, and doing a headstand without a helmet. The unsafe depictions came to light after USPS Marketing chief Nagisa Manabe asked Michelle Obama to take part in a first day ceremony for the stamps. That was apparently the first time the stamps had been reviewed by the Sports Council.”
Maybe they should have gotten someone named Mike as the Marketing chief.
I’m not so sure we can blame this on the Post Office, who right now, have their share of problems…like going bankrupt in a few days. (Or is it hours?) But, until they can come up with some starvation stamps…you know..kids not drinking milk, or eating pancakes, giving their food to the poor in India, —- the Post office will have to take the hit.
Funny, I couldn’t find out how much it cost to print those stamps anywhere.
And then there’s that lovable but hyperirritable sportscaster Bob Costos. Once again, Bob got the nudge from Obama to open his mouth to utter this ridiculous hyperbole:
That’s right. Bob claims the name REDSKINS is a slur. so….I found a bunch of “nobodies” on the internet who had this to say about Bob’s hypersensitivity to the color of anybody skin. Red or black.
Dr. Elephant: He is suddenly offended at “redskins”, but call Sarah Palin a “redneck” and he will just giggle.
Nobody: Dr. Elephante—He also just called anyone who was upset by his comments “any negative reaction comes from an extreme fringe.” I’m insulted, how about you?
The Grim Reaper: I consider “president” followed by Obama to be a slur….
TSH7623: Maybe you’re right Bob. Maybe we can achieve utopia by letting enlightened sports commentators and politicians gut all societies of anything that might possibly offend anyone. Why don’t you set a good example for everyone and stop vomiting your rotten-brained political correctness all over people who are trying to enjoy a GAME.
The Real Killer: Maybe Costos should rename himself “Cost Us” …in honor of his man-crush, Boy Baraka…and push for naming the team the same way….the Thinskins.
Victory Man: “Announcers”….I call them the “Medical mouthpieces”…..”So tell me coach, I know wide receiver Ralph Smith broke his leg on the last play before halftime, but, do you think he’ll be back in action for the second half”….”There’s a break in the action, so I must report that the band aid on the quarterback’s elbow has been replaced with a fresh one…back to you in the booth.”
Lazypadawoon: Maybe instead of changing the name, why not just replace the Indian with a potato? (rim shot)
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Is it the Post Office? After all, this is not the first time they have thrown out stuff: Dolly Parton’s free library books are a favorite trash bin Post Office item all across the country. And don’t go caroling near one any time soon, Christmas carolers are NOT allowed—-unless of course you are there to buy the Muslim Holiday celebration stamps, ordered by Obama. 
Or is it Bob Costas? Bob’s parroting of Obama’s every racially offensive whim insults my own parakeet, who frankly, has more common sense.
No…I’m afraid the prize goes to the Obamas. Congratulations Obamas…you win AGAIN!
Yes— Mr. and Mrs. Obama—-Who like the wasteful spenders that they are, love to dictate our lives down to our Muslim stamps, what our kids can do at playtime, and how skin color is the most important factor in deciding our sports names.
Really. I wish I had a team to honor MY white skin.
As for Obama— for a President to even bring up this petty subject, while by his own admission, the whole world is going to be destroyed within hours—-is a serious dereliction of duty.
It borders on impeachment.
Clearly. The Obama stamps will be here before he leaves office.
Which, is good news. Do you really think Obama would let the Post Office close before he got his own face put on a Forever Stamp?
Not gonna happen.
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Will Obama Face America’s Truckers?
Today I was grocery shopping, and overheard two men discussing Washington….they were angry as they leaned over their shopping carts. It was clear, they were going to lose jobs, and money..
Yesterday, as I was trying to schedule a dentist appointment, a lady who handled the insurance started telling me about her life. She told me her son, was a restaurant manager with two kids. And they did not offer medical. He checked into Obamacare and found out it would cost him over $1700 a month just for his family. He can’t afford it.
Then she told me her husband wanted to retire, but if he did, he would have to pay $939 dollars a month. He worked for Fed-X. And then she decided to look into where she works, and found out it would cost them $1300 a month.
Nobody can afford what Obama is doing. Jay Carney goes on day after day about how affordable the rates are. This lady was really pissed off, because she can no longer go to her doctor.
“I am NOT going to give up my doctor.”
Imagine…I had just called to check on my insurance.
This weekend, the truckers of America are going to Washington D.C. People are mad in this country. Everybody thought the Republicans were going to surrender to Obama…because the people were mad.
Yeah..right…more like they were all looking at their stock portfolios’s after everyone thought that Obama would make a deal.
But..Obama means to have what he wants…or be damned.
I’m with these truckers. Obama’s birth certificate was a fraud. It’s been proved time and again by experts in the field. Even his social security card is a fraud.
So, keep on trucking guy! You can bet that Obama…will be out of town. (LoL!)
Obama—“Those disobedient Republicans.”
Nobody Flashes
If you are watching Obama’s press conference, you will see a master of lies and manipulation. Obama starts out blaming the Republicans for all the damage that he is doing, blames the tea party for all the job losses, blames everyone but himself, and acts, as if he is just the nicest guy having to put up with disobedient children.
Next to the race card, this democratic strategy of accusing their enemies with the crimes that THEY have committed or are committing, is the next to best way they win arguments with people who just have no clue what is going on.
Obama lies. And they are big lies. For instance, he says he has cut the deficit in half. And yet, it keeps raising by the minute. And he says the republicans have big rich donors. (But he doesn’t.) Raising the debt limit doesn’t put us in more debt. ( Oh sure.) “I am willing to talk to everyone.” (Lie.)
“I know the American people are tired of it. Lord knows I’m tired of it.”
(Gag here.)
He keeps using the house analogy. “You have to pay your mortgage.”
“You do not hold people hostage to get you 100 percent of your way.”
(Exactly what he is doing.) By the way, the people have a Constitutional right to fight that law. The House represents the people.
The republicans should hold on…and speak louder, and yes, call him a liar. They need to fight harder. This is not the time to be polite. To be quiet. To be…silent.
Obama is the smoothest sweet talker…He is selling a dictatorship. If they give in, then the House will never have a voice ever again.
What he never mentions, is that Obamacare is hurting everybody. But, he doesn’t not care. He is forcing everyone to death panels. Already, doctors are disappearing, and nurses are taking over.
He is fundamentally destroying us.
And that’s why he keeps saying the same old thing over and over and over.
“It’s not my fault.”
He’s becoming more and more like Hitler every day.
And that’s not just me…My friend who LIVED under Hitler, says so.
By the way, I wrote this and he is STILL talking about BS. I’ve had enough.





















