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Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Nobody Flashes:

An American Classic. I don’t know about you…but the mood is coming…it’s hitting me…can’t help myself…

Tell George W. —I’m going to shop.

Enjoy!

 

December 21, 2011 Posted by | American Culture, music | , | 1 Comment

Corporations are…People? Can We Put Them In Jail for Extortion? Uh..no.

Nobody Cares

I couldn’t believe my ears. Dana Loesch, the St. Louis Tea party supporter, has been bought out. She is dropping out of those lowlife tea party people, who she thinks will ruin the Republican chances of getting into the White House.

I know some of you think I sound like a liberal sometimes, always complaining about the corporate world, and you think that I sound just like some sort of person that would go to Wall Street and protest.

Well, I did protest, at a tea party, here in St. Louis…with other ordinary folks, against our government, in 2009.  Dana, I found out today was asked to help the tea party out. She was NOT one of its founders, as I’ve so often heard repeated.   I remember hearing her that day, and was very proud of this young woman. No more. She is putting herself first.

And who can blame her? She has kids.

She got some big exposure for being on that tea party stage that year. Then Rhino’s who run the Republican party, grabbed a hold of all the tea party people, and now are saying…”Well folks, you are being very selfish if your two tea party favorites don’t get into the race. (Backmann and Santorum) You MUST vote for the Rhino we run…or else OBAMA WILL WIN!! That’s what Dana was saying today. The tea party needs to come to grip with the real world of “what is.”

Well hell, that’s the point: We don’t LIKE what is!

Rush Limbaugh just calls tea party people who are really Republicans dropping out to be independents— stupid.

We have…a two party system. Okay. But neither one of them stand up for “the people.”

I’m an independent, and millions of other people are, and we can never have a dog in the race BECAUSE of this very important fact that the Supreme Court gave corporations the right to be “people.”

I don’t think a lot of people realize that. And why should they?

You know, it was Rick Santelli, a stock trader on the floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange that started the “tea party” movement, which was pretty much the group of hard-working Americans who are tired of sacrificing their hard-earned money and getting slammed. Glenn Beck then grabbed them, and brought them to Washington, only later to dump them too.

So, why is Dana deserting the regular folks that help make her famous?

FOX NEWS. She has a big career if she just steps in line with the big corporations.

Nobody Thinks the big multinational companies have it over us, and they own our congress. GE is the prime example. What more proof do we need?

It doesn’t matter HOW many elections we are told to behave. We can vote for the Rhino’s forever, and the individual citizen vote will mean nothing.

Unless we get this amendment to the Constitution, everything will stay the same.

This video is probably one of the most important ones I’ve seen this year. I HAD to post it.

Bravo, Bernie Sanders.

(Thanks to Eric Vieth)

 

December 21, 2011 Posted by | Congress, Constitution | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Did Man Evolve From Some Muck?

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Hmmmm, this is one man’s conclusions that we couldn’t have possibly formed evolved out of ..mud.

I only posted it, because I thought it was interesting, made a few good points, and it gave me a reason to do something besides my “chores.” Like…erasing emails.

Erasing emails is something that takes up WAY too much time. I suffer from one of those..”I might miss something” personalities. Hopefully, you have no one like me in your family.

Enjoy! …Or not.

December 20, 2011 Posted by | science | | 4 Comments

Trillions…and Trillions…and Trillions….

Nobody Knows:

Well, here we are at the end of the year, and Nobody is going to sum up her opinion on the race for the White House…so far, just about everyone is up for grabs, but, who can win? Let’s take a less than perfect look, shall we?

Mitt Romney: He has nice hair and has the most “You can put me on that dollar bill” look that we all like to see in a President. He keeps replaying fixing the Olympics card, but really, you can’t compare that to dealing with China. His good grace comes off as almost wimpy, and it’s certain Mitt would get some disenfranchised Obama votes. Because he is the most liberal of the group, the leaders of the party figure he could win. He says he is an outsider to Washington, but he is obviously the favorite of Wall Street, which runs Washington, and  is why he keeps getting the center position on stage in every single debate. All the networks are owned by just a handful of companies, and THOSE big companies would like to see Mr. Mitt as President. He is the son of a Senator, and will continue to represent the rich…just the same as Obama does now. The rich, will continue to get richer under Mitt, but he would probably let us nobodies keep a few more freedom than Obama…like picking our own fast food.

In a debate with Obama, Romney would look very weak.

Newt Gingrich: Even though he took the lead for a while, Newt is like a sore toe. You can bandage it up, but when you put on your shoes and walk in it, you go back to being in a lot of pain. The ONLY reason we would want him over Romney is because we all want to see him dish out his quirky and witty professor knowledge on a man who can’t even decide if America is good or bad.  In office, Newt would be a lot like the Bush family, a sort of second cousin.

In a debate with Obama, Newt would far better than Romney, but they could dig up some pretty sad dirt on the man. Probably in the form of another sex scandal. Toe suckers just can’t help themselves.

Ron Paul: This is the man Obama is most feared of. He represents the last of our Constitution’s survival. He wants to end the Fed, which to Washington and Wall street, would be more painful than telling their wives that they can only go on one trip to Hawaii every ten years. Ron Paul sees it all. What he doesn’t see, is that one honest guy cannot fight the humongous Kleptocracty that is trying to rule everything. Without Congress behind him, he would really be a one-term President. The corporate boys are all in the bag.

In a debate with Obama, he would sound smart, but Obama would get him all flustered and he’d blow it.  All the stations, both FOX and CNN would attack him unmercifully until he would end up like another Perot. The people would vote for him, and then he would fade into the sunset. Both parties want a globalist into that most powerful seat, and GE, Monsanto, the corporations that the Supreme Court made into persons, can BUY the Presidency, and  will. (see tomorrow’s blog.)

Rick Perry: Who? Never mind his recent wonderful ideas, the man can’t talk. Until he comes to the rescue of Sheriff Arpaio who has endorsed him, I don’t believe a word he says. He manadated that vaccine. Really stupid. What would he mandate as President?

In a debate with Obama__do you really want to go there?

Michelle Bachman: Michelle, is better at looking presidential than Ron Paul. She would do us proud. But, they will not even let her near the gate. Even Ron Paul has said some nasty things about her, which should put HIM right off the list. He should be attacking Obama. Not Michelle.

In a debate with Obama, Michelle would look the weaker, unless of course the moderators give her a fighting chance.  I said that same thing about Sarah. They were both born with the high voices. Sadly, it’s true that even Einstein would listen to Michelle and not hear what she says. It’s the way we are all built. Example: Margaret Thatcher, had a deep sonorous voice…that commanded attention. Obama has that voice, and it got him elected over McCain.

The brain just works that way. It’s why these people hire consultants to work their images.

Rick Santorum. Poor guy, like Michelle he is put at the end of the stage. You may not think this is important, but imagine Rick Santorum at the center of the stage in every event. He be a front runner right now. The position that Mitt has now, has given him unfair advantage over everybody. The rich people, of course want their guy to win, so that’s what you get…advantages.

Rick would do fine aganst Obama. Better than Romney. He does have a good point…Democrats do vote for him. But, he is always at the end of the line. He is closer to the people. Therefore, he will always be on the sidelines exactly where they want you to put him in your mind.

Having said all that…consider the video at the top, which shows that no matter WHO gets in as President, it’s our crushing economic debt that will be our doom. China owns us.

The only person who actually has the guts and the knowledge to save us from disaster is Donald Trump.  I’m still hoping he gets in the race, because he can defeat Obama in a debate.

Donald is the only candidate who can broker with both parties, and the Chinese, who have planned our destruction, and are doing it one big grand step at a time.

That’s the elephant in the room that Nobody is taking about.

When the country crashes, it won’t matter what the color of you skin is.

Nobody would like for just once in my life, not have to “hold my nose” when I vote. —-Just once, before  I die.

Run Donald. This Nobody implores you.

December 20, 2011 Posted by | political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Tom Beebe’s Tax Reform, Part II

Nobody Flashes:

For those of you interested in Tom Beebe’s tax reform, and would like to see the Excel sheet explaining more about it, please contact Tom himself at tbeebe6535@yahoo.com.

I really couldn’t seem to get it to post well in this template.

Thanks again to Tom for his ideas.

December 20, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

King Obama: A Perfect Tut

Nobody’s Perfect

Obama just couldn’t help himself when he boasted in an interview on 60 minutes that he was the fourth greatest President the United States has ever seen.

Not since Louis XIV said, “L”ett c’est moi” (divine right) have we heard a politician crown his own achievements before history. Okay, there was also Napoleon, who crowned himself. And Henry the VIII, and lots of other Kings of old. Obama is not the first megalomaniac  to grace the historical stage by a long shot, but he is the certainly the most obnoxious the United States has ever seen.

Yes, he states with great confidence that his administration has accomplished more than Abraham Lincoln, or  FDR (Who actually did change the world)

Really. Sure. Does he honestly think that he can compare himself to Lincoln, to FDR? To LBJ? Or even say he’s better than George Washington?

Okay, he might have done as much damage as FDR and LBJ (who did more than their fair share) but how a man who has taken a country onto the verge of a great depression, and collapse it—a man who is making us all be stripped searched at airports, and spied on with drones: a man who has spent us into so much debt he makes Louis XIV, who actually did put all of France into debt and starvation, look like a schoolboy.

Well…Could he be that delusional?

Yep.

To Obama, it was HE:  who saved the Muslims and freed the Islamic world. Brought them into America. Gave them Twitter, and riots.

It was he, who singlehandedly killed the enemy…bin Laden.

It was he, who saved the old, the crippled, the sick, with Obamacare.

It was he who managed to give free abortions to the world.

It was he, who walked on water in Hawaii.

For that, he deserves a another $4 million dollar vacation, and a Christmas tree outside the White House proclaiming his name over Jesus. But that’s not all that he wants.

Obama wants his face on Mt. Rushmore so badly, he has sent his own statue to be in the same park in South Dakota. (see picture) Nothing like a subtle hint.

So, while many would suggest that being in the most powerful position in the world as President of the United States has gone to his head…I suggest he is not going to stop with just Mt. Rushmore: If he gets another four years, like FDR, his face will be everywhere.

He, being the man he is: wants it all. Remember, Bill Clinton didn’t want to leave. Obama despite what all he says, is not going out without a big fight…and it starts right here, he is claiming every move he makes to be divine.

Do you honestly think he ever wants to give that job up? King Tut has just shown his face.

December 19, 2011 Posted by | corruption, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , | 7 Comments

Hannon Talks to the American People

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Some years ago, I was writing to various companies trying to get a “licensee” for my patented product. In every “inventor’s ” book I read, they all warned of the same thing to the lone guy trying to approach a big company.  They warned that all the big companies have the “not invented here” syndrome. This basically means they spend millions of dollars every year to pay people to think up ideas, and so, if some outsider comes along, they will have to sign an agreement that says in long pages of lawyer gobbledygook, “We will look at your idea but we might have the exact same thing being developed at our company (which of course, they don’t have to prove to YOU.) therefore, anything you show us can be ours. And you will…get nothing.”

In other words, you give them permission to steal your idea by showing it to them. You see, if you work for Monsanto, and think up an invention that pulls all pollution out of the air, at almost no cost, that invention belongs to Monsanto. Even if you thought it up in your own time, and on your own dime.

These books always warned you to get at least a “patent pending” before you show your idea to any big company, and when my patents were pending, everyone talked to me. What they didn’t tell you is that if you actually GET the patent, nobody will call you at all. In fact, they won’t touch you with a Joe Biden handshake.

What does this have to do with Daniel Hannan’s great presentation on America?

While Daniel does not touch the subject of “patents” and inventions, he does lay out what happens when you get government taking care of free markets.  He points out the way to wealth for countries is competition between them all, not financial markets controlled by unelected dweebs with good intentions. It’s also why when the big banks buy up all the little banks, and the big multinationals put the little businesses out of work, there is less competition. For example: McDonalds got out of Obamacare…how’s that going to work for you?

This Daniel Hannan speech was meant for all Americans. If you can find the time, it’s a great lesson for us all. Sorry I post him so much…I just think he is saying, more than anyone in America, what we all should be hearing from our leaders over here in the states.

As he basically says, America is the last hope. We MUST not give up on what the founders gave us. 

Enjoy

(The speech is so good, it will feel more like ten minutes, really. )

December 18, 2011 Posted by | Constitution, economy, education, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Tom Beebe’s Tax Reforms

Nobody Gets Email

As many of may or may not know, this dribble the Congress is doing about Bush’s tax cuts staying in our paychecks is going to make us all very happy campers, what they are NOT mentioning is the malicious taxes that are going to go sky-high as soon as Obama is out of office, in 2013. It wasn’t just Obama that did Obamacare, and there should be some kind of law saying that a sitting President and Congress cannot pass laws and taxes, which only kick in AFTER the next election.

HA!

What do you expect? Decency? Honesty? Representatives of the people? We have a liar of great magnitude for a President, and a Congress that is just as bad. Perry’s right…they should all stay home.

This was sent to me by a NOBODY who has given a decent proposal, for serious tax reform. It shares a few shades of commonality with Herman Cain I believe, but it’s his own idea. I’m sure he would appreciate any comments that you would like to give on his ideas.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe for sending this in.)

Part One

 

A PLAN TO REFORM TAXES AND ENTITLEMENTS

What is, to YOU, a fair tax plan? How can “entitlements”, including welfare, Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security, be improved? Consider these ideas and please tell me your thoughts on them.  You can make this plan even better, and you can send it on to your Senators and congressmen to influence their votes.Americaneeds something better, something more honest, and above all something we can all understand.  Please send your thoughts to me too.

Tom Beebe                                                     -or-                  tbeebe6535@yahoo.com

This is a proposal to replace all federal taxes and transfer payments, also known as “entitlements” with a single act. Please understand that “all federal taxes” includes many that we pay each day, such as the tax on each gallon of gasoline, or the corporate taxes which are paid each time you purchase a product or service from a corporation; where else but from you, their customer, do corporations get money to pay taxes? Furthermore, these taxes are multiplied many times on their way from the source of the product to you. Taxes are paid by the retailer with whom you trade. He, in turn, pays his supplier taxes as part of the price of his purchases, and on down the road. You have a right to know, and will be astonished to know, how much you are paying in taxes. This plan is an attempt to reveal that amount by consolidating all taxes into one payment. Remember that by eliminating the hidden taxes, the cost of your purchases will come down drastically.  This is one of two ways this plan is aggressively “progressive”, a term describing taxes which are easier on the lower income households who spend a greater part of their income. The second element of this “progressivity” is the large personal exemptions.

The annual personal exemption is set as 2000 times the minimum hourly wage (2000 = 50 weeks times 40 hours per week). We have adopted a minimum wage as the least a worker should receive for his efforts.  How, then, can we justify taking some of that sum from him in taxes? This exemption is allowed for every adult (20-65) in your household, and is reduced in steps for those younger, and increased in steps for those older, recognizing the differences in the cost of living to these on the opposite ends of the age span. This formula may be too much or too little as the economy changes, so the plan requires Congress to reset the wage each year, In that “resetting”, Congress will be determining the federal budget, which will be forever balanced. Actually, because Congress has overspent for decades, the plan uses the past year’s taxable income times the new flat tax rate, also set each year. Result? As long as the economy grows (as it does almost every year), a modest surplus will develop to pay off the debt over a period of many years. When the economy grows rapidly, the amount taken out to repay the debt is larger; in a recession, that amount is smaller, as is the budget for government spending.

Now beyond “transparency” the idea that you ought to know what taxes you’re paying, and “progressivity”, the idea that taxes ought to be paid (more) by those more able to pay them, what other modification to the idea of everyone paying the same, the “fair share” of taxes should be part of the plan? It’s reasonable that government policy should be designed to maximize growth, again for two reasons.  First, “growth”, an increase in the wealth from which we all share, is in the interest of all. Second, growth means an increasing tax base. That in turn means more money to pay for legitimate government expenditures, like roads, law enforcement and other services without an increase in the tax rate. If this growth in the tax base exceeds the growth in the cost of government services, we’re getting more for the same portion of your income. We all want that.

What contributes to that growth? “Crony capitalism” and corruption   resulted in a lot of special deals that contribute to the growth represented by and for special interests. A plan good for no special interest is good for us all. This plan suggests three things are of universal value in assisting growth. Those three are education, health care and investment. So this plan exempts those three expenses from taxable income. It does so broadly, so that government is not telling you what educational choices you make, what health care (and health care insurance) you buy, and what investments you make, (and charity is an investment). You can make those choices better than can Washington.

Many states and cities have been getting into financial trouble. It is not the Federal government’s duty to bail them out, or even correct the practices that got them in trouble. But if this plan makes sense, if it could correct the revenue problems that the other levels of government have encountered, then the federal government can help them out by making the plan available, optionally, to them. But the feds should not impose anything on those other levels of government.

Finally, after all the exemptions are taken, some will have more exemptions than deductions. Should they be helped, and to what extent? Consider calculating aid by multiplying their shortfall by the flat tax rate. As with taxes, their assistance will be reviewed by and adjusted as part of the budget process each year. That way, everybody pays the same rate from top, the “billionaires” to bottom, the least among us. For those whose income exceeds exemptions, they pay taxes equal to the rate times the excess.  For the least among us, their income supplement, replacing Welfare, Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security and other “entitlements”, is reduced at the same rate. Is this fair to all?

Finally, if you have read plans that embrace sales or value-added taxes in lieu of or in addition to income taxes such as this, consider that an unlimited exemption for savings makes this plan exactly like s sales tax; if what you save is exempt, then you’re only paying taxes on what you spend.

December 18, 2011 Posted by | economy, taxes, Uncategorized | , | 3 Comments

Go Ahead…BUY the Bullets from China…

Nobody Gets Email:

I love it when my liberal friends send me stuff about guns. I own a shotgun, but I’d like to have one of these. Many of my friends who do a lot of hunting, have told me that bullets of any kind are getting hard to come by, so be careful what you buy…you might not be as lucky as this guy was. 

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Check this out….44 Magnum accident. First it was baby formula, then pet food, but now you should watch out when buying anything from China, including bright shiny ammunition.

A guy came into the police department the other day to ask a favor. He had a S&W 629 (.44 Mag) that he wanted to dispose of after a mishap at the range. He said there was a loud bang when he tested his new ammo (Chinese made) and the gun smacked him in the forehead, leaving a nice gash. When the tweedy birds cleared from around his head, the pictures show that what he saw.

Bet he never uses Chinese made ammo again! Looks like when the round in the chamber went off, it also set off at least two other rounds in adjacent cylinders. I would have hated to been the one that pulled the trigger on that one! Really good reason for not buying cheap ammunition, or anything from China. They are proving this statement to be true:

You get what you pay for.

(Thanks to JR)

December 17, 2011 Posted by | China | , , , , | 2 Comments

And Now, A Word From Our Sponcer…

Nobody Flashes:

The world record for how many beer glasses one man can carry…still stands.

December 17, 2011 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment

Nobody Remembers Christopher Hitchens

 Nobody Remembers—

“My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, anyplace, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line and kiss my ass. “-Christopher Hitchens

The first time I read Christopher Hitchens it was in Vanity Fair. I thought he was so magnificent, so blunt, so witty, so…slap you in the face brilliant, that I got a subscription to the magazine.   Not since I’d read Dostoyevsky’s ” Crime and Punishment” had I found an author that I could really get excited about.  And it’s no wonder—-I found out tonight that Christopher himself decided to become a writer after reading that very same book.

Christopher was raised in the belly of the liberal Marxist/communist beast of Oxford during the sixties and he was THE radical protester. Vietnam, the Catholic church— he had an opinion on just about everything. He even protested the Queen. Being the son of a Scot-maybe it came a bit too easy. In fact, he wanted to do away with the monarchy.

During and after college, Christopher hung out with communists. He loved Trotsky,  Stalin, and Che. While the rest of us moved along, which is easy to do when you get out of college and go into the REAL world, Chris stayed in that “liberal” cushion of fantasy, because it’s the card you have to play with if you want to play with the Gods of the “elite “university, and Chris wanted in that world and his mother saw to it that he got in.

It’s no wonder that Christopher grew up a liberal atheist—most colleges promote the dark Russian tormented soul, as if it some kind of sacrosanct  mantle of superiority. College kids found it so cool back in the sixties to sit around and discuss Nietzsche: question God, Jesus ,and the Catholic Church, Hey, I did it. When you’re parents are working and you have nothing to do all day but go to class, you are eager to explore worlds your parents never talked about. I gave it a whirl..but got out of it pretty fast.

Not Christopher Hitchens. He took to liberalism like a beam of light to a worm hole.

And then he got a real job, and started to travel. You could say the education of Christopher Hitchens had begun, but it was many years before he started to notice that you can’t be intelligent and keep feeding that Marxist beast.  He started disagreeing with his fellow “Marxists.” (This was after he was well into a nice fortune, of course.)
He hated both the Clintons. He believed that human life begins at conception. He became a big fan of Thomas Paine, George Orwell, and Thomas Jefferson.  He fought his mentor Gore Vidal over the 9/11 conspiracies and he supported President George W. Bush’s war in Iraq. Not quietly, mind you, but with great audacity.

He had no patience for Henry Kissinger, Michael Moore, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, Sarah Palin (?) and Prince Charles.

“He fell for the fake anthropologist Laurens van der Post. He was bowled over by the charms of homeopathic medicine. He has been believably reported as saying that plants do better if you talk to them in a soothing and encouraging way. But this latest departure promotes him from an advocate of harmless nonsense to positively sinister nonsense.”

Nobody Thinks the same.

He was so inspired by Jefferson that he wrote a book about him and became an American citizen on the steps of the Jefferson memorial.

Still…it bugged conservatives that Chris did not think God was real, and he stuck with that until he died. Add your mother committing suicide onto your liberal Oxford education, mixed that with a depression covered over by daily consumptions of alcohol, I’d say that convincing yourself otherwise would seem a waste of time, not to mention too great a task.

Better to drink away any doubts you might have…and that’s what he did. By all accounts Christopher was an alcoholic, and it caught up to him. He was only 62 when he died today. If he had stopped drinking and smoking he might have lived longer. To explain his drinking he said :

“‘because it makes other people less boring. I have a great terror of being bored. Many great writers did some of their finest work when blotto, smashed, polluted, shitfaced, squiffy, whiffled, and three sheets to the wind.”

He’s right about that.

He must have been drunk when he wrote one of my favorite pieces of his called: “Why Women Aren’t Funny.”   

Evidently, Erma Bombeck was not on the Oxford reading list. 

Christopher Hitchens lived life witnessing and ranting against, what to him was a godless universe. No wonder he drank.

But– this Nobody Wonders if he got his wish. His wish was to know that GOD doesn’t exist, because if he didn’t then– Chris was right. And Chris would have liked that.

Being right. He made a habit out of it, when he finally got the hang of it.

Nobody Thinks that if God has an ego, it’s a lot bigger than Chris’s who by all accounts, was a rare breed of talent. I don’t think he will ever be bored again, if his soul survived.  I also don’t think God is going to stand in line to kiss Chris’s ass, when he tells him he was wrong about God not existing.    

I just thank God for putting him here in the first place…I have the rest of my life to catch up to his genius.

Nobody Flashes: One of the subjects Chris was passionately knowledgeable about was the Muslim world.  Listen to him talk in the video from 2009, about the dangers of Iran, and then think again Ron Paul’s foreign policy: In fact, Nobody Wonders why NONE of our leaders speck with such knowledge.

Life is too short, and the untimely death of Christopher Hitchens is just another reminder. I could have gone another decade reading his rants.

He was …one of a kind.  

  

December 17, 2011 Posted by | Memorial, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Flashes “Burn It to the Ground” X-Mas Lights

Nobody Wonders—

What the name of this video is: I think it was called “Burn it to the Ground” but it was right next to, “The Best Way to Annoy Your neighbors!” so…take your pick.

Whatever. I thought it was fun. I’d be rocking in front of his house, with a bottle of something, and lots of candy, and my new funky hat.

Just about this time next week, we will all want to throw darts at Bing Crosby, and his “White Christmas.” because sometimes you can get too much of one thing.

Just thought I’d post something a bit different.

ENJOY!

 

 

December 15, 2011 Posted by | humor, music | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Americans Need Their Guns, AND their Horses: The Story of Sargent Reckless

Nobody Wonders

While Nobody was concerned about kids getting fried stealing copper wire, it seems Obama has put another “stealing” warning on our heads.

When Obama was in China, the conversations must have went something like this:

Obama: Uh..well, we haven’t got the farms quite up to shovel ready yet your honor, we still have lots of people to train to grow that food, but, uh…I can get you some meat..if you don’t mind horse. “

And so, Obama, while visiting the great Asian Kings, pulled out his trusty automated signature machine in Washington D.C. and signed very quietly into law, horse slaughter.

Not since Frank and Jesse James made horse stealing a lucretive way of life, has our great Grand Bubba of a leader put a mark on every live horse in the United States.

I get it. He doesn’t like old people. He doesn’t like horses. But Bo gets his own jet.

Let us remind the President that the horse, like the faithful dog, has historically been in synch with man, as a lasting, true, and loyal companion to the rich and the poor before Mary and Joseph rode into Bethlehem on his cousin the donkey.  

How callous, how cruel, how inhumane. It wasn’t enough that Americans have to pay for abortions all over the world, we now have condemned the noble horse to fodder food for peasants in Asia. 

What a President we have.

If not for the noble horse, in the scale of evolution, man wouldn’t even be using an IPHONE to make his Christmas list.

It was the horse that carried Marco Polo to China in the first place. It was the horse that hauled the wagons of American settlers out west. Without the horse, the dark ages would have lasted forever.

The horse has hauled, and plowed, and pulled, and ran, and carried men into battle, delivered the mail, with never a complaint, and THIS is how he is rewarded?

Think of all the famous horses in history: Man O’War, Secretariat, Seattle Slew, Mr. Ed, and Trigger. General Custer’s horse Comanche was the sole survivor of the Battle of the Bighorn.

Alexander the Great had a horse named Bucephalus. Only Alexander could mount this steed and Bucephalus would always kneel to allow him to do so. Passing at 30 years old, Alexander built a city in his favorite horses honor and called it Bucephalae.

Genghis Khan couldn’t have seeded half the earth’s population without his army of horses. Asia might not be here if not for his nighttime frolics.

The White House spin on this “we must slaughter our own horse again” is that since the ban, we are sending the horses to Canada and Mexico to be slaughtered. Jobs of slaughtering horses are going overseas.

I suppose the “horse slaughtering union” is up in arms.

Here’s the problem: only the rich will be able to afford horses in the near future, the middle class will no longer have the money to afford to keep them.

Obama sees a win/win situation here.

Once again, Obama helps the rich, and condemns the poor in his own country.

It seems propitious that Steven Spielberg has just release a move about a famous horse. I don’t think it’s just a coincidence. Some would even say, that “cash for clunkers”, and slaughtering horses again, fit right up there wit the “if we are attacked with an EMP and you can’t start your car, there won’t be many horses around either. HA!” government conspiracy. (old cars can start up after an EMP)

I think we should all go see it Speilburg’s movie, and get this stupid “slaughtering horse” law banned…again.

Any man who thinks it’s okay to eat horse, is a monster.

If that’s the case, then dogs will be next. China LOVES dog meat.

And I’m going to shut up now before I say something really horsy about a man who sells our horses to China.

The Noble Black Beauty — he is not.

We should ban the law, and ban the export of horses.

Let the zoo animals eat steak. Let the White House animal ride off into the China sunset, and eat tofu for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It’s the least we can do for the our best companions who have served us so well in history.

America…we not only need to keep our guns, we need to keep our horses.

We might need them some day. I’m just saying.

 (Yeah, I’m mad. I’m stopping.)

December 15, 2011 Posted by | Angry Citizens, conspiracy, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Has a Man of the Year

Nobody’s Fool

Time Magazine’s “man of the year” was the “protester.” If you ask this Nobody, it should have been Daniel Hannan.

In the finest British traditions of Margaret Thatcher and Winston Churchill, Daniel is fast becoming “The Man of the Decade.”

You don’t have to know anything about what is going on in Europe not to appreciate the points he makes.

Our politicians tell us pretty much the same thing. FU.

Enjoy!

(Thanks to amfortas)

December 14, 2011 Posted by | EU | , , , | 1 Comment