Nobody Gets Email: It’s a Wonderful World!
Nobody’s Email
Good Morning! I just opened this and wanted to share it.
Here’s a delightful way to start your day…I’m going to forget about Obama, and Iran, and the economy and appreciate…the world…and surprise you all! Joyanna? Are you feeling okay? Oh,my…just look at this beauty! Yes, I’m fine.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Pattie!)
Rebecca ‘Michelle’ of Sunnybrook Farm
Nobody Cares
Is it me? Or does Michelle just bring out her “Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm” dresses when Obama is campaigning to be President? She saves her $10,000 dollar getups to embarrass the royals.
Oh, but she does look lovely!
Just to show that I don’t think she is ‘pandering to those people clinging to their guns and religion”, I”ve posted a few more pictures of Michelle taken on the campaign trail. Michelle is smart enough to know the meaning of “fit in with the crowd” and we LOVE her for it! (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Enjoy!
Nobody Remembers the Depression of 1740
Nobody Remembers
Well…I just can’t wait to pay twenty dollars for a pound of hamburger, can you? Here we are, in a modern depression, where we can charge up our debt just like our govenment…and Nobody Wonders…We remember the great depression of the 1930’s, but was there one we forgot? Well who knew? We had a big one in 1740.
There is a feeling among the Brits, that America was wrong for wanting to leave the motherland to which it came from. This feeling is very common among the British people.
So, Nobody Asks...What exactly started that whole mess? Was it just King George being a ninny? Or was there a little more to it?
Here’s a few paragraphs from the book: Sam Adams: Pioneer in Propaganda by John C. Miller
The Revolution was at first caused by…guess what? A major depression.
In 1740, it was clear that a popular upheaval was imminent in the colony. It was over an old scheme called the “Land Bank” which promised hard-pressed farmers and town mechanics a Utopia of paper money backed by real estate. The promoters of the land Bank were frankly inflationist’s who proposed to bring back prosperity by flooding the country with paper bills and at the same time, to “humble the Merchants” by taking the control of currency out of their hands.
(Can you say Federal Reserve? Can you say…Barney Frank? )
It was in 1740 that the colony (Boston) reached the crisis of an economic depression. Throughout the greater part of the century, the lack of a stable currency embittered Massachusetts politics and divided parties on class lines: debtors against creditors, and inflationist against the “sound money” mercantile aristocracy. As commerce began to decline and farmers and town artisans found themselves in a “pretty Pickle” because of the currency shortage, hostility mounted everywhere in the colony against the wealthy Boston merchants who by paying their debts in England with colonial silver made the scarcity more acute at home. Two distinct social classes were arrayed against each other by the inflationist sentiment that had swept over the colony.
It came down to who would control the colony.
The point is: Our economy is only going to get worse before the election. And with this year’s drought, who knows how bad it will get? If history repeats itself, there will be a change in “rulers.”
Will Paul Ryan then join in with Rand and Ron Paul to pass a bill to audit OUR inflationary Federal Reserve Kings?
Nobody Knows.
Will the Brits ever forgive us for breaking free and forming our own country?
Don’t count on it. Nobody Thinks we’ll get hit by a comet first.
Nobody’s Fool: Gov. Jan Brewer
Nobody’s Fool.
Jan Brewer is still fighting Obama. (see recent video here.)
For too long, the illegal immigrant have been stealing our money, food, jobs, and health care. Redistribution from hard-working Americans to illegal immigrants has been happening for too many years. The laws are being ignored, and Bush was just as guilty of this migration as Obama is today.
BUT…Bush did not give them amnesty. Obama has.
So Jan is one of the few, along with Joe Apaio, fighting the administration. Most Americans agree with her. All they have to do is cross the border and they get free child care, free medical care, free education, free food, and social security benefits.
The massive invasion of undocumented immigrants in this country is the final nail in the coffin of “America.” We protect the borders of Afghanistan but not our own. Is it any wonder our soldiers are committing suicide? Why do they fight?
Jan Brewer is not going down without a fight. She is NO fool, and she is standing up to the great ‘Obama.’
God bless her. Arizona is lucky to have her. It’s the President who is committing treason here, not Jan Brewer.
This from today’s news:
Legal experts say they expect a court challenge to Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer’s order denying driver’s licenses and public benefits to young undocumented immigrants who qualify to stay in the U.S. under a new Obama administration program. In addition to driver’s licenses, Brewer’s order bars undocumented immigrants who qualify for the deportation reprieve from public benefits that include state-subsidized child care; KidsCare, a children’s health-insurance program; unemployment benefits; business and professional licenses and government contracts,
Ethanol: You Might As Well Eat Your Gas Tank
Nobody Wins
Remember the first Thanksgiving?
The INDIANS brought a bumper crop of corn. CORN. Who doesn’t like corn? It feeds the world, and the corn here in the United States has been feeding the world for quite some time now.
When President George W. Bush said he was going to give money to the farmers to develop FUEL out of corn instead of using it for food, let’s just say, I thought he was drinking again. Hourly. Hard Vodka.
Really? Haven’t we been hearing from the acid trippers who grew up and took over the country that there are just too many people in the world?
Isn’t it a good idea to keep that corn coming?
The world’s population is growing so, therefore, we need more food. And the U.S. government mandated to make that corn into ethanol.
Brilliant.
The outcry from our Congress on the suggestion that we take our nation’s food and make it into fuel was so strong and powerful, it was like a shot heard round the world!
Remember?
You don’t?
Well, that’s because…it didn’t happen. Nobody even peeped.
Thanks to the ethanol mandate, more than 40 percent of the nation’s corn crop now goes into the production of a useless fuel that hardly anyone would buy if the government didn’t require it. That’s up from just 17 percent in 2005, before the mandate went into effect. Only 36 percent of the corn crop now goes for feed, and 24 percent goes for food. The higher corn prices caused by the mandate and the drought have also driven up the price of ethanol by 33 percent since May, which means — again, thanks to the mandate — higher gas prices at the pump.
But even environmentalists rejected ethanol long ago, when scientists established that it actually increases carbon and smog emissions.
And that’s not all. Ethanol is causing excessive wear in things, like our vehicles. Ethanol eats and corrodes the rubber parts, like hoses, gaskets, and seals.
This excerpt from an email: (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
This is another government program that does more harm and no good. The purpose was to save fuel, however since the ethanol has to be added later, it has to be trucked to the distribution site, (more diesel) then added at that time and trucked again to the local filling stations. With a 10% decrease in gas mileage, it causes a 10 increase in fuel consumption plus the extra cost of manufacturing and distribution of the ethanol. It has caused world food prices to sky rocket, and now with the drought in the mid-west, those costs are going to be even higher. The ethanol business could not survive if it were not for the federal mandate. Another government idea run amuck. Another problem that was mentioned, is that the hoses are rotting and leaking on engines and starting fires. It does seem that more cars are burning up in the last few years.
It turns out gasoline with ethanol does not give as good of a gas mileage as pure gasoline, most are saying a 10% decrease in gas mileage. Plus the ethanol is corrosive to rings pistons and valves over time (decreasing mileage even more), not to even mention the problem of letting set around a while.
So…not only are we paying more for gas, we will be paying more for just about EVERYTHING ELSE, because our politicians are either:
1. Idiots, and are getting greedy paybacks and votes to mandate our food to be turned into useless fuel…
2. Not idiots, because they real agenda is to destroy half the planet, because in doing so, they will all get richer.
3. Both of the above.
Too bad we can’t fire them all.
So…what does Obama do with this heavy loss of food? Take the mandate off because he doesn’t want people to starve?
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
Why, he’s giving money to all the farmers who lost their crops, because THAT will get their vote!
Face it, he just likes to give out money.
President Barack Obama, campaigning in Iowa today, announced $170 million in government meat purchases to help farmers struck by drought, helping to send hog prices to a one-week high.
The purchase of as much as $100 million of pork, $50 million of chicken, and $10 million each of lamb and catfish come on top of $30 million in assistance announced last week. Farmers and ranchers are struggling with the worst combination of heat and dryness since the 1950s, the administration said.
Add that to the billions of dollars he sent to black farmers (who were not really farmers) and you have a cash cow called the American Taxpayer to help buy you votes.
Nobody Wins when politicians use taxpayer’s money to buy votes. But they all do it. 
The Office of the President has gotten WAY too much power.
Maybe we do need a Queen.
At this point, I’d settle for a pig as a mascot.
Obama’s VOTERS …Testing Their…IQ
Nobody Knows
You know, I started watching this…and thought…it’s too long..I’ll just watch a bit of it. But, I had to watch it all….and it shows, just how well the democrats get their brain numbing negative hits stuck in people’s heads. As you can see, all these people, who look as dumb as rocks, are just repeating what they hear on their favorite liberal News programs. And it’s depressing, because these are the people the democrats pick up in buses and make SURE get to the polls. The ignorant, the stupid. The gullible. The naive. It’s sad.
Guess Who is the FIRST President to Ignore D-Day?
Nobody Reports
Joe Biden was telling an audience of black Americans today that Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan were going to “PUT YOU BACK IN CHAINS.” I can’t wait for Joe to tell the military that Mitt and Romney are going to send them back to war.
I got this email today and I had NOT heard this, and it’s just another reason why Obama is not fit to be “Commander-in-Chief.” which of course he likes to SCARE (remind) us with, every chance he gets.
Eric Holder is right now, trying to prevent military voters in Ohio from voting. Nobody Remembers that Al Gore made sure the military votes in Florida just go there …oh too late. Sorry. Can’t count them.
Every man and woman who is alive, and who’s father or mother served in WWII…should remember this. Frankly, it makes me sick to see all the ads on TV asking Americans to help the poor guys coming home with disabilities. We can feed, educate, illegal immigrants for the rest of their lives, but our soldiers get shafted.
Tell me, how did the media miss this? What ELSE are they not reporting?
Nobody Wants to Know.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Obama: Putting the Chinese BACK TO WORK…right here.
Nobody’s Perfect
Obama’s still talking about how his main preoccupation will be “PUTTING AMERICA BACK TO WORK!”
But here we see, Obama’s putting Chinese workers to work…IN AMERICA.
Is he confused?
One thing is for sure, while too many dumb Americans are buying his big outright lies, Obama has the art of lying down almost to perfection.
Watch, and if you’re a union member…kick yourself for being so dumb.
You know if ABC is getting wise to him, his lying is slacking.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody Laughs at Helen Gurly Brown
Nobody Flashes
I don’t want this to sound mean, but today Helen Gurly Brown died, and I’m happy to report, her dying has left me in such a happy mood. Don’t get me wrong. Sorry to her family, but the old gal lived a pretty good long life.(90) She basically was a regular…(in the words of maybe… Rush Limbaugh) “slut.” and she promoted “slutness” to the highest degree.
Nobody would call her…ambitious, and she made it the old fashioned way: She slept her way to the top! Really…that’s what she says.
Who am I to judge? She had to have really great business sense to keep a magazine going for so many years. Helen made a magazine promoting all the ways you can have sex …the sort of modern day Sutra without the pictures. A great force for the condom industry and sex industry in general. Helen gets the Olympian gold medal for sexually arousing generations of young girls for men for decades! Anyway it gave me an excuse to go The Cosmopolitan website, and once again, have good laugh.
What’s Cosmopolitan? If you have no clue…then you are not from this planet, because Cosmopolitan has been the savior of every woman who has had to stand in a long line anywhere.
Having said that: I have NEVER seen a man pick one up.
And why not, you may ask? Because it’s all about how to please your man sexually, which is a contradiction in itself, because if you’re in a relationship and having a good time, I say, don’t fix what’s not broken, but that’s me.
Evidently too many women feel stupid about it.
“My own philosophy is if you’re not having sex, you’re finished. It separates the girls from the old people,” she told an interviewer.
The Browns were childless by choice, she said. You can’t be sexual at 60 if you’re fat,” she observed on her 60th birthday. She also championed cosmetic surgery, speaking easily of her own nose job, facelifts and silicone injections.
And she looked like the plastic surgery…stuck! 
Because she died today, I went to Cosmopolitan site, and at the top was the headline:
HOW TO FIND YOUR G-SPOT!
I won’t go into it here, but basically she tells the girls it feels like a walnut. Nobody wants to know…By whose standards? I can’t stop laughing about this, so I’ll go onto her more mundane subject of:
GIRLS HABITS GUYS DON’T UNDERSTAND:
1. Thank you cards to your girlfriends….Guys don’t do this. They are too busy watching football. Girls have to have something to do to pass the time and make sure that whoever gave them that Birthday gift gives them another one NEXT year, because who know if that guy will be there, after he finds out she is reading Cosmopolitan?
2. Flannel Pajamas…For all the fat that are on a woman’s body, she stills wears flannels. Guys mostly go nude. I want to know why men don’t wear flannel pajamas. I think they are pretty sexy on a man. Nobody ever asks that question.
3. Decor Pillows…I have to agree with the men on this. But women are nest builders, and the nest is the bed and the bed MUST have designer pillows. I have designer pillows, but they are in the chair. It’s a waste of time putting them on the bed, unless the Queen was coming to my house—THEN I would put them on the bed. Otherwise I really don’t care if they never go on the bed again. Someone should make scented pillows..it would help on those mornings when you roll over..and smell last night’s pizza. 
4.Cluches: Right. I’m with the guys. Cute but…pointless. You can’t fit anything but a tampon in them, which is probably the point. Carrying a tampon around all night in your hand, would be…gross.
5. Wedge Heels. Now what’s wrong with wedge heels? YOU try walking on 6 inch stilettos! The wedges give you support, and trust me, most women in America need it. Picture Michelle Obama in high heels.
Or..don’t.
6. Thongs: Guys don’t like thongs? Who knew? Okay, so why are they watching Beach Volley ball?
7. Massive Purses: If you read me you know, I have a thing about ugly purses. I’ve had the same “purse” for ten years, and it’s basically like a college backpack. BUT…a woman needs a massive purse. I will be ready when the Obama Gestapo comes to put me in detention. My purse, has…everything in it I DON’T need and that’s the way I like it. Besides, a woman’s purse is like a man’s car. Think about it.
8. Eyelash Curler: I’d like to see a man put on fake eyelashes. Mastering advanced Algebra is much easier than learning to apply just the right amount of glue to your eyelash. Try it if you don’t believe me.
ENOUGH
Now, stop reading if you don’t want to get mad at me…but look at this picture. Helen Gurly Brown says YOU will LOVE this position of sex…because
Because there’s little eye contact, your man feels free to engage in reckless role-playing, a major turn-on for you both.
Uh..so the man is turned on by NOT having any eye contact with you? He is engaged in reckless role playing?
Uh..what role is he playing? Porcupine? Is he tearing down the Berlin Wall? He is sick of looking at your face? He doesn’t want to remember you putting your eyelashes in a curler?
Okay, I won’t do this stuff often. It’s just that, Helen Curly Brown’s Cosmopolitan was a genius at getting us all to look, and in my case laugh….and entertaining me in many a boring line at the grocery store.
I don’t think the magazine helped our society at all…but neither did Hugh Hefner..who will probably be following right behind her….and Hugh NEVER made me laugh.
Which I suppose somewhere there is an article written in Cosmo that said this:
WHY HUGH HEFNER NEVER MAKES A WOMAN LAUGH.
RIP Helen.. You were one- of- a- kind.
Paul Ryan’s Hope
Nobody’s Opinion
Hope encourages men to endure and attempt everything: in depriving them of it, or in making it too distant, you deprive them of their very soul.—(Maurice de Saxe )
The nurse was yelling at the man in the wheelchair. She had placed him in front of a mirror for “therapy.” While the man looked at himself in the mirror, eyes wide open, desperation and shock on his face..she keep yelling.
“Sit UP DALE! Look at you…you’re miserable. SIT UP you look terrible! Sit up straight! Look how ugly you look.”
She kept pacing around the room…all the time yelling at the poor man in the wheelchair, who was slumped —his arm hanging over the side, he was barely sitting at all. 
The man sat there, still in shock… “God damn it Dale, you’re not trying. SIT UP –you lazy man!”
She didn’t see me coming in behind her into the room. The cruelty and hatred coming out of that nurse shocked me to the core. I wanted to smack her clear across the room…because that was my dad, and he had just suffered a major brain hemorrhage, which had left him completely paralyzed on one whole side of his body. You could tell on his face that he recognized himself, and was horrified at his appearance. The realization that he could not use half of his body to sit up was also another great shock. What kind of person would do that to someone? 
I saw this kind of behavior over and over again in the years I spent in hospitals with my parents. The nurses had explained that the sooner the patient realized they were not going to get better, the better they could deal with it.
Right.
I still get mad thinking about this, because I don’t care if your 93, and just had a heart attack, you still have a soul, and that soul needs to hope that you will get better to live even if for a few more days. Hope is the reason humans do anything. Hope for love, hope for health, hope for money, for fame, for a country that LETS you…keep on hoping.
Which brings me to Paul Ryan.
This weekend, as the news spread that Paul Ryan had been picked by Mitt Romney for his VP, within minutes, one of Obama’s stinging rebuttals had come out along with the news that Mitt had picked the man who they thought they could defeat.
Defeat with what? Hope and change? Obama gave us a lot of audacity, but his hope has brought the nation to its knees. Obama has proven, not only to the first “black” President, but the first Marxist President in America’s history. The first part we rejoiced at…the second part, left us in horror. 
Ryan isn’t promising the world, he is just promising us the hope that we can defeat Obama’s Marxist dreams. 
Charles Krauthammer said today that Paul could be the Reagan that takes us into the next century.
Ryan will slew Obama’s arguments with the straight truth. Like David slew Goliath. Saul said…”Go for it David.” And I have a feeling that Mitt is going to let this David out. 
I have great hope now, that Obama will not get another four years.
We have a very sick nation: It’s about time we kick out Nurse Obama and get our country’s soul back.
If you haven’t seen this video, (due to the fact that your in another country) then Nobody Thinks you should watch it. Paul Ryan is our Daniel Hannan.
The Reason Obama Hides His College Records!
Nobody Gets Email
I know, I know. It’s Sunday and there is just not much time…but…IF you like a fun video to watch, here’s one from an old “classmate” of Obama’s, who takes a very educated and plausible guess as to WHY Obama has spent over $4 million dollars to hide his college records. I think…95% chance he is right on the money.
Also–I’d say he’s a big football fan, and I would go to a football game if I could sit next to HIM! He’s really is too much fun. I would learn all I needed to know in just one game. Some people just have the gift of gab.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Floyd)
Nobody Gets Email: Iraqi Honors our Soldiers…
Nobody’s Email
I was watching a video of Obama celebrating Ramadan today, and not one word was mentioned of our soldiers overseas. Barry just couldn’t muster it. I just got this email yesterday…so I’m passing it on. I don’t know about you, but Obama seems to have all but forgotten our men, and only brings the subject up when he wants to score votes.
Typical tyrannical behavior. Anyway…let’s hope our boys come home soon.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
*******
I for one, am thankful for the power of the internet. I would never see this in or on any of this country’s main media outlets. Shame on them.
Do you know what this is or where this is? 
This statue currently stands outside the Iraqi palace, now home to the 4th Infantry Division. It will eventually be shipped home and put in the memorial museum in Fort Hood, Texas.
The Statue was created by an Iraqi artist named Kalet, who for years was forced by Saddam Hussein to make the many hundreds of bronze busts of Saddam that dotted Baghdad.
Kalat was so grateful for the America’s liberation of his country: he melted 3 of the Heads of the fallen Saddam and made the statue as a memorial to the American soldiers and their fallen warriors.
Kalat worked on this memorial night and day for several months. To the left of the kneeling soldier is a small Iraqi girl giving the soldier comfort as he mourns the loss of his comrade in arms.
Do you know why we don’t hear about this in the news? The media avoids it because it does not have the shock effect…but we can do something about it.
We can pass this along to as many people as we can in honor of all our brave military who are making a difference.
Barbara Streisand…Listen Up….Paul Ryan is VP!
Nobody’s HAPPY 
Happy Days are here again, the skies above are clear again…so let’s sing a song of cheer again
Happy Days are here agaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
Take that Barbara Streisand!
Paul Ryan as VP! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Okay…I’ll be more…myself on this on Monday. In the meantime, I am a very, very happy camper!
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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