Joyanna Adams

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Sheriff Joe Wants to Know, Where did the Media Go?

Nobody Knows

Well…Donald Trump TRIED to make a big deal out of it, but evidently, Romney shut him down. Joe has done serious research into the fact that Obama broke the law, and forged documents to become President.

The fact that NOBODY in Congress…and that means…Nobody, even pursued this at all, is proof that they are all corrupt. All of them.

Because nobody wanted to get the man on fraud, he’s got complete power, and is grabbing more.

Ask yourself: What would George Washington have done?

HA. Firing squad. Traitors were shot back then.

With people like Glenn Beck saying constantly, “There ARE no conspiracies.”  the powerful can do just about anything. Untill good men wise up, nothing will happen.

As my readers know, I was hoping, for all his faults and bombastic proclivity to promote himself, I was hoping Trump would have run. Obama needed to be hammered. Instead we got the “nice guy ” again. Nothing wrong with a nice guy, but you don’t bring a puppy to a knife fight.

I think the Rhino’s talked Trump out of running. …got him to back Romney with promises of great real estate deals.

Too bad.

And…now..I go to rake the leaves off my yard. Sorry Joe…the American people..still love ya! Don’t stop fighting.

December 5, 2012 Posted by | Birth Cirtificate, L:aw, Obama, Presidentcial Election | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

White House Theme: We’re Spending LOADS of Your Money for our Holiday!

Nobody Wonders

Why would anyone put up 58 Christmas trees in the White House, and then…go to Hawaii and not even look at them? Is this a record for Christmas trees in the White House? And is that the biggest gingerbread house ever made?

While the country is about to be forced into a major depression, Obama and Mochelle seem to think nothing of spending another $4 billion on a three-week vacation (at our expense) in Hawaii…and that’s not counting the REAL cost. So…tell me—Why do they need 54 Christmas trees at the White House? Oh wait, they are called “Holiday” trees…right.

Oh..and just to make us all feel good about the fact that they ACT LIKE KINGS! They have announced that this year’s theme is JOY TO US! I mean…’Joy to All’

This year's theme is Joy to All.

(Translation: Have fun now folks, because in a few months, the joy will be gone.)

It celebrates the many joys of the holiday seasons, the joy of giving and service to others, the joy of sharing our blessings with one another and of course, the joy of welcoming our friends and families as guests into our homes over these next several weeks.

(“Service to others? Gee…how about doing  us all a big service and don’t tax us to death. Nobody’s sure, as soon as you get back from Hawaii, those 58 “holiday” trees will be chump change compared to the elaborate parties you are going to throw for your second inauguration. You want us to hate the rich? Well, you’re helping that theme right along.)

We've also continued the tradition of decorating trees throughout the House. We have 54 trees in the White House. 54! That's a lot of trees.

(Wow..Michelle…can count. Who knew? Let’s all send copies of our household expenses to Michelle….and ask her to count it all up. Maybe she can learn how to balance a budget, now that she can actually count. )

We have found some wonderful ways to pay tribute to your service and sacrifice as an important part of our holiday decorating efforts here at the White House. And it starts, as you all have seen, the minute visitors walk through the White House for their tours, the first thing they see, the very first tree they see, honors our men and women in uniform for the extraordinary sacrifice they and their families have made. And thanks to several of you here today, I know that this tree is now decorated with special gold star ornaments bearing the names of some of America's greatest heroes, those who gave their lives for our country.

(Service and sacrifice–translation: You WILL sacrifice everything, because we are going to take it from you. )

We are also honoring our military families with some very special decorations on the official White House Christmas tree that's in the Blue Room. That's the biggest tree in the house. It's huge, stands close to 19 feet tall, it is one of my favorite trees. This very special "Joining Forces" tree is covered with hand-decorated ornaments made by military children living in U.S. bases around the world.

(Oh…give the BIG tree to the vets because THEY didn’t get to vote. How generous of you. Many of the ones losing their jobs and benefits can now go and see their “joining forces” tree and feel better. Good thing you won’t be there.–smart. )

And of course, keeping with past holiday traditions, we have our annual White House Gingerbread House. Yeah, have you guys seen that yet? A White House holiday staple since the 1960s, this year's house weighs nearly 300 pounds so it's a pretty big house, and its walls are made to resemble granite, so he did some kind of technique to make it look like real granite. And it even includes chandeliers that light up. It glows.

(Come on Michelle,…put 58 Christmas trees in that GINGERBREAD House, and really make it glow. Wait…those are “holiday trees.” A gingerbread house that looks like concrete? Wow–very fitting. I would like to shake the hand of the artist.)

So..if you are wondering why anyone who had the privileged of spending Christmas at the White House with 58 beautiful trees..why in the world, would they want to leave?

Because.—-.as Obama once so very gallantly said: You can put red lipstick on a pig…but it’s…still a pig.

Do you honestly think a Muslim wants to spend Christmas anywhere?

Nah.

December 4, 2012 Posted by | Christmas, Michelle Obama, Muslims, Uncategorized, White House | , , , , | Leave a comment

Beware: The Women of the U.N.

Nobody Reports

Okay…just so you know…anyone who thinks that the elites are really just stupid idiots who couldn’t plan a walk outside their pool house, and that’s why conspiracy’s theories about them all getting together to take over the world, are just hogwash…might want to watch AND listen…to this lady.

While she doen’t really lay out specifics, her goal is clear: Take control of all the money. Period. It should be done tomorrow, but darn it, it’s just going to slow.

The United Nations is meeting in Qatar to negotiate a “complete transformation of the economic structure of the world,” explained Christiana Figueres, Executive Secretary of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC) at a Monday press conference.

“What is occurring here, not just in Doha, but in the whole climate change process is the complete transformation of the economic structure of the world. It should happen much quicker, but it cannot happen overnight,” she added.

I thought, that in my lifetime—that I would NEVER observe a woman who frightens me more than Hillary Clinton..but, she’s here. The ending of Christiana’s speech is the scariest part. I would say “Enjoy” but…you would think I’m mad.

The women of the U.N.–are scarier than California Zombies attacking New Yorkers Christmas shopping, on a moonless night.

Now, if ONLY we had a vaccine…

 

 

December 4, 2012 Posted by | Global Government, global warming, progressives, tyranny, U.N. | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Bob Costas VS Jovan Belcher

 

Nobody’s Perfect

Today, it was all the talk: Some big football player killed the mother of his child. Shot her…more than once. She was going to leave him, and well..he decided that he’d rather have her dead. After he shot her, then..it dawned on him that—oops…I will be kicked off the team! So he shot himself. Probably to show what a good guy he was.

Kansas City Chiefs linebacker and former Long Island high-school star Jovan Belcher was allegedly battling football-related head injuries and booze, painkiller and domestic problems when he snapped and murdered his girlfriend before killing himself in front of two coaches Saturday. It didn’t help that he was drinking every day and taking painkillers while dealing with the effects of debilitating head injuries, the friend said.

Jovan LOVED to party. The daughter will be better off without that nutcase. But here’s what’s funny: The very dead Jovan has no clue that he is being used to promote ‘gun control.’ Jovan, obviously, not only killed his girlfriend, but also himself.

—-Not good PR for professional football. Let’s BLAME THE GUN! Or the violence of Football! Let’s not blame the guy who did it…no..he had to be pitied. Poor guy.

On the other hand….

Bob Costas is just about the best Sports Commentator around. He’s smart, he knows the who, what, where, and when of just about every athlete in every sport, and you have to give him a lot of credit for just the sheer memorization of stats.

BUT..really? Do you have to make a political statement in the middle of a football game Bob? Come on Bob. You have a pretty big brain. Sounds to me you are saying because so many black men can’t seem to control themselves when it comes to violence the REST of us should have to suffer?

Couldn’t he have stabbed the woman to death just as well? Couldn’t that big old guy have broken her neck with just a body slam as well? Jovan Belcher

Nobody Thinks if these guys in football and basketball, weren’t so idolized and made into such gods, and given so much money, maybe they wouldn’t be going off the deep end so much. I suspect it has less to do with sports and head injuries than big ego’s.

I mean…look at Obama. Big ego. Too much power and money too fast. He’s decided to just kill off all the old people with death panels. Why can’t we outlaw death panels? They will kill ya just as sure as a shotgun to the head…just a little slower, but in many cases, people will be begging for a gun when they are refused a second operation because it’s costs too much.

(Jesus, we are SO screwed up in our priorities.)

The facts are, that in every city where the gun laws are strict, the murder rates rise. But, the thought of losing ONE MORE PRECIOUS black rapper or athletic is just too much to bear.

So Bob Costas wins the Nobody’s Perfect of the week award. We know Jovan was a psycho..but Bob does have a brain, and he is not even using it, due to also, his own ego.

Nobody wants to know if Bob would approve of having a body-guard for himself?

Just wondering. Las Vegas odds? I’d say yes, because he knows…he is special.

Yep, buy those guns for Christmas folks…this might be you last chance.

December 3, 2012 Posted by | Gun Control, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes for Her Friends!

Nobody Flashes

Whoa, I’m posting very late today…and I was just talking to my friend Mona, and promised to show her a picture taken just this last summer…it’s Pattie! And ME! And I’m the one with the gun! (Which leads me to my next post about why Bob Costas is a ninny.)

The studio liked this picture so much, they hung it outside on their platform during the biggest festival of the year…even if they DID put it at the bottom, we felt like movie stars….Pattie and ME Wanted 001

“LOOK, PATTIE! THERE WE ARE!”

“Yeah Joyanna, they put us at the bottom.”

“Hey, I’ll take it! You got the Whiskey but I’ve got the gun! Think they’d let us on Duck Dynasty?”

Come on…who hasn’t done this for a lark?

December 3, 2012 Posted by | fashion, humor | , | 1 Comment

Dear Mr. Simons….I Want What Your Drinking…

Nobody’s Opinion

One of my readers, sent me a very interesting article written by a Mr. Roger Simon, called, “Mind Your Own Beeswax!”: How Social Conservatives Can Win by Losing”

Mr. Simons’ main beef is about social conservatives and how they want to interfere in the lives of others, thereby being just as hypocritical as the left ( Read the article here.) –and that’s why the Republicans lost due to the women’s vote.

Oh my— blame it on those poor women. Those stupid Republicans need to be MORE hypocritical! single mother walking

Being a woman myself, I wondered how I got a such a whole other sense from the elections–so I am simply going to write a letter to Mr. Simon, because frankly, I think he has been watching too much CNN. ——–

Dear Mr. Simon

After reading your article “Mind Your Own Beeswax” : How Social Conservatives Can Win by Losing.”, I must admit, I had no idea that it was the women that voted in Obama. I’ve heard from several different sources that it was the Latino vote. I’ve also heard that Romney lost because the Ron Paul supporters stayed home. There is a good possibility that Obama won by fraud, because of the fact that Soros bought the main frame that tallies the votes in Spain. I’ve already posted proof of how easily that could be done.  Most people pick one or the other depending on their opinions on life, but the fact of the matter is, Obama  got less votes than he did 2008, and Romney had much more support than McCain, so what’s the real truth? You say, it’s because of the Republican’s stance on women’s social issues.

Mr. Simon,  I don’t recall Romney or any of the Republican candidates coming out and saying, “Yes, we must repeal Roe VS Wade, and all women should get back into the home and start having babies.” If you have a video of that somewhere I’d love to see it.

Nope.  It was the Democrats that put that fear into the hearts of all the young single women, (the married women voted for Romney) because they know how hard it is right now for these women.  They are having to raise the babies on their own, without another paycheck to help out, and on top of that, having to buy expensive Nike’s and cell phones, and pay for cable TV all by themselves simply because they can’t find a man to marry them, now can they?  An extra paycheck in this economy goes a long way.

And why can’t they find a man to marry them? Are you saying they see an advantage in being single?single mothers povertysingle mothers toll

It was the Democrats who MADE the women the issue, not the Republicans, who were playing pretty poor defense on the ‘women’s’ issues the whole time. It’s the liberals who think that young single girls must not be …what did Obama say? Be burdened withe a baby.  That’s right, a baby is a burden.

And in this economy, to a young single women, he’s right. Whew…the cost of diapers alone is enough to make you wonder if you will be able to afford paying that monthly IPHONE bill. After all, you NEED that phone to send baby pictures to all your friends!

Obama is giving women free condoms and abortions, so they can keep having sex, and still be able to use that what little money they are making at the Pizza place on basic necessities: Like buying new pumps, SUV’s, or IPADs. Is it any wonder that they vote for him?

Should the Republicans have offered free IPads to the girls? Why not just buy the votes like the Democrats..that would make more sense, then you can keep your conservative principles.

“For every single woman out there, who votes Republican, we will give her a brand new Ipod, Iphone, AND a $100 dollar certificate to Banana Republic!”

There, I just put the Republicans back in power. You’re welcome. But back to your article—

You said:  “The Right is guilty of its own kind of hypocrisy. It’s interesting how some of those who most vociferously object to government interference in our economic affairs are most desirous of government interference in our personal lives.”

Nobody Says: Okay. What Republican politicians actually said, that if elected, they would repeal the right to abortion? Romney said he would leave it up to the states I believe. That’s a far cry from some kind of draconian law of control. But I suppose you think passing a law that says we ALL have to pay for that single girl’s abortion is a very good idea. So far, I did not hear Paul Ryan or Romney say they were going to limit abortions. State some names on this sir…help me out.

You said: “Republicans will be the nanny for our private lives.”single mother graph

Nobody Says: HUH? Like I said, WHERE did you get this from? Obama will soon sign the Agenda 21 which will give the United Nations a right over YOUR child. You lose all parental rights. That’s about as private as you can get. Come on…fess up.  James Carvel is your second cousin…right?Carville & Gollum

You said; “Republicans have been losing the women’s vote for years and it is only going to get worse if we don’t take the social issues off the table and put them back where they belong, at home.”

Nobody Says: The only people who put social issues on the table this past election was the Democrats. They were the ones who used the mantra force of those “evil” pro-lifers, and the young single women were stupid enough to buy it. Once again… are you from MSNBC? What did I miss here?

You said: “The young vastly favor gay marriage. If you don’t think it’s going to be a fait accompli in the Western world in 25 years , you’re living in a cloud cuckoo land.”

Nobody Says: Yes, you support gay marriage. You have a RIGHT to support it, but not a right to force everyone else to . Ever wonder why? Because for the past 10 years, the American people have been hit daily with propaganda about “gay rights” and if they are Christians and don’t like it, they are labeled as EVIL.gays soldiers

So, you think because the left’s brainwashing has finally gotten the young people to accept it, every person who is against gay marriage, should just accept it too. After all,….the vote is in.

I guess you accept Obama’s death panels too?

You also say—“Marriage should be outside the government”

Nobody Says: Well…I agree…then the gays could get civil marriages. Why not? Let them pay big taxes too.  And hey, there are states now where they can go get married, right?

BUT…gay have rights already…so why in the name of “gay” should Christians Churches should be FORCED to perform gay marriages by  law? Or pay for abortions by force of law? And it’s the will of Obama to force everyone to bend to his private views.

If that’s not against liberty, than I don’t know what is. You’re a libertarian, right? What part of ‘liberty’ do you uphold? The L and the E?

The world has changed, and you are basically saying: Admit defeat….your conservative social morals are old and outdated and the women have arrived. Sacrifice your principle, for the good of my pocketbook.

Nobody Thinks that’s exactly why we will all be slaves. It’s in the communist plan (that all the leftist loonies use) to get rid of religion, AND the family…and then the state can control everything.

But..libertarians haven’t figured that out yet. Not that I stand for any party. ( I remain Independent.)

You letter makes sense, from a liberal point of view…You present it as pragmatic ( the young all accept homosexuals so that makes it democratically right) and women will have abortions forever ( so accept it  as a fact) but what you do NOT accept, is the liberty of religious people to have their own views on the matter.

And in that respect, you might want to check..I think you might be a closet democrat.cool-carved-pumpkins-3

So…let me get this straight: The nation is now filled with fatherless children, and women who can’t afford too many kids, so abortions needs to stay legal, and conservatives should just get off the “social” subject, admit defeat, and get to fixing the economy, even though the taxpayers will be PAYING for all these women and children food and housing, etc, AND abortions and contraception’s on top of it?

And if we did, Republicans would start winning?

I want what you’re drinking, Mr. Simon….I think they call it a Libertarian Zombie..

Am I right? Or…are do you live in Colorado?

December 3, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, liberals, Presidential Election 2012, Republicans, Uncategorized, Women's Rights | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Even if you WON the lottery, You had to be Chinese….

Nobody Flashes

It seems obvious to me, why it is SO easy to convince millions of people that the rich are just getting too out of hand. I present, 2 cases of “When there are people starving in Africa” (the liberals main talking point for decades) do we really need another sports car or gold trinket?

Ferrari has found a wonderful market for the new rich in China. They have made five..only five, and for $2 million some five Chinese guys are going to be really cocky. And you would have THOUGHT they’d have given this cool car a really simple name…you’d be wrong. It’s called Koenigsegg One. (No doubt after some German guy who invented the back wings.)

China's Ferrari

OR…you can bid, and have for your very own to show off to your kid..this 14 carat gold Lego…with it’s own box…original cost was $15,000, but at today’s prices? You tell me. And I suggest if you HAVE kids, do NOT buy it….that is, if your kids are normal.

Lego gold bar

December 2, 2012 Posted by | American Culture | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Congress’s New Programs…RAPE, SHAFT, SCREW, AIDS, HERPES….

Nobody Gets Email

I liked this one, it’s very clever.  It seems simple..but trust me on this: Whoever wrote this has watched the government for a long…loooooooooooong time. Anyone know? Anyway..Enjoy!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Older employment notice!

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 and above on early mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retired Aged People Early)old lady TSA

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress for the SHAFT (Special Help After Forced Termination.)

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.bewildered

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.Nancy & Gavel

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS-Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.Light at end of tunnel.

December 1, 2012 Posted by | Congress, humor | , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email: It was bound to happen sometimes…

Nobody Get Email

This was just TOO funny and too American to NOT post. (Thanks to Pattie)

Moose Hunt

 

They dressed the truck up with the guy tied down on the roof.

The driver and passengers put on Moose heads.

Then they went down the toll road Interstate, causing 16 near accidents.

Yes, they went to jail…

Yes, alcohol was involved…

 

This actually happened.

 

 

 

 

 

December 1, 2012 Posted by | humor | | 3 Comments