Gay Women Are Fat…Who Knew?
Nobody Cares
Last week we found out, that our government cares more about Lesbians, then any of the rest of us, so much in fact, they deem it high on the lists of “things to take care of.” Lesbian FAT is a big concern:
CNSNews.com) – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance. It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic.”
So…what’s the MOST important word in this sentence? “Minority.”
They want to find out why black gay women are so fat. It all comes down to race.
Could it be…go on…say it…”Food Stamps?”
If they find out that it’s caused by something psychological, in other words, they are bullied by people that don’t like gay people, so they eat more, so therefore anyone that makes fun of them for being gay or fat, which of course, is no fault of their own, will that person be fined? If you are fat and gay, will you get free gym memberships, and extra food stamps to spend at your local upscale whole foods market?
Will the taxpayers have to pay big bucks to get you in shape?
And WHY is it that the gay men are skinnier than everybody else? Could it be they are actually having MORE sex than the average Joe?
Well…there is one gay woman who can solve the problem
Ellen DeGeneres, and Michelle Obama, should get on these gay women…To get off their big butts and…dance.
You can dance anywhere, anytime, and it doesn’t cost the taxpayers one single penny.
But then again…they expect the gay lesbians to take over the world…so is it any wonder that Obama spent $1.5 million to study this national epidemic of fat gay women?
Nobody Thinks the heterosexual fat woman should sue the Feds for discrimination.
Really. This has gone too far: We, the heterosexual fat women of the world: UNITE! And demand our free memberships to Club Fitness.
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