Nobody’s Perfect: George Zimmerman VS the Duchess of Cambridge
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have two people who just couldn’t seem to get it right—
First up, George Zimmerman, the most hated man in America. It seems George just could NOT keep his natural proclivity to want to do a good deed in check:
George Zimmerman, who has been in hiding since he was acquitted of murder in the death of Trayvon Martin, emerged to help rescue a family who was trapped in an overturned vehicle, police said today. Zimmerman was one of two men who came to the aid of Dana and Mark Gerstle and their two children, who were trapped inside a blue Ford Explorer SUV that had rolled over after traveling off the highway in Sanford, Fla. at approximately 5:45 p.m. Thursday, the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.
George just can’t seem to stay in his car can he?
And second: Kate Middleton, The Duchess of Cambridge, gave birth to…(gasp!) A BOY! Who will someday be KING of England!
Damn the luck. Every elite feminists in the world was hoping for a girl, and just to be sure she would rule, the Queen was going to change the succession rules.
Or did she?
Whatever. The poor English countryside is DRUNK in disappointed tonight. They are drowning their sorrows in the great river of pub ales, toasting themselves silly.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
I’m not going to be the judge of Zimmerman OR Kate. Nobody Thinks the award should go to the British people, who will get drunk on just about any occasion, and still not realize…they will have to wait a long time to get another Queen.
The Americans, send their good wishes and condolences.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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Be ironic if Dana and Mark Gerstle were returning from a Trayvon rally. 🙂
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