Who’s Manipulating Whose Weather?
Nobody Knows
Who knew? We finally have something in common with Iran. Both the United States and Iran are suffering from severe droughts. For two years Iran’s southern territory has lacked for rainfall. For two years now, rain in United States has come pretty much as tornadoes or golf ball size hail, with not much in-between but short spurts of flooding. 
Nevertheless, that’s where our commonality ends. Mahmond Ahmadinejad, disagrees with Al Gore about the cause of this unbearable heat.
Last year, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accused Western countries of devising plans to “cause drought” in Iran, adding that “European countries are using special equipment to force clouds to dump” their water on their continent.
Those sneaky Europeans!
The drought in southern Iran is part of a “soft war” launched against the Islamic republic by the West, the Fars news agency quoted an Iranian vice president as saying on Monday. “The world arrogance and colonist (term used by Iranian authorities to label the West) are influencing Iran’s climate conditions using technology… The drought is an acute issue and soft war is completely evident… This level of drought is not normal “
First place, let’s admit that Mahmoud is taking a cue from one of our own late great Bill Cohen, Secretary of Defence under President Bill Clinton, who not only said that weather manipulation was real, but went further to declare:
“Others [terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves… So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations…It’s real, and that’s the reason why we have to intensify our [counterterrorism] efforts.”
—Secretary of Defense William Cohen at an April 1997 counterterrorism conference.
Okay, so..let’s say that HAARP has been unleashed on Iran. Who is unleashing HAARP on us then? 
Are there 17 white men somewhere playing poker games on the weekend with HAARP buttons as chips? Did they get tired of playing with the stock market?
And why doesn’t Iran just ask Abu Dhabi to give them some rain?
Fifty rainstorms were created last year in the state’s eastern Al Ain region using technology designed to control the weather. Most of the storms were at the height of the summer in July and August when there is no rain at all. People living in Abu Dhabi were baffled by the rainfall which sometimes turned into hail and included gales and lightening. The scientists have been working secretly for United Arab Emirates president Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan. They have been using giant ionizers, shaped like stripped down lampshades on steel poles to generate fields of negatively charged particles. These promote cloud formation and researchers hoped they could then produce rain.
Well gee…Nobody remembers when President George W. Bush begged the American people to let some of those guys protect our ports…how come they can do that in Abu Dhabi and WE can’t?
Or can we? Some of our storms this summer LOOK like an amateur weather manipulator and his coctail magician hour, of OOPS…I dropped the rabbit!
At this point, approximately 50 percent of America’s pastures and ranges are in “poor” or “very poor” condition. It’s said that 55 percent of the country was in a moderate to extreme drought at the end of June. That’s the largest percentage of affected land since December 1956, when 58 percent of the U.S. was covered by drought.
Our government has just announced that this is the biggest National Emergency in History.Obama is salivating…all he needs is one… emergency.
So, Nobody Thinks I’m sticking with the old scientific explanation that has been known to cause heat since the beginning of man: This is a picture of our sun on July the 12th. 
If they CAN manipulate the weather, then they have a long way to go before they perfect it…don’t they? No doubt, like most things…they are just making a natural cycle of mother nature, MUCH worse.
Either that, or 17- old white men (I know, I can’t get off Harry Reid) want the two countries most likely to go to war…to BURN!
Nobody Reports a Super Rant From “A Strong Black Man!”
Nobody Reports–
Not all the blacks are going to fall for the Obamaplantation, despite what you may be hearing from the media. Here’s proof.
This is a really great rant coming from Zo…”A strong black man!”
Enjoy! And send out to all your liberal friends.
Nobody’s Perfect: Harry Reid VS Ralph Lauren
Nobody’s Perfect
Not many people know, that the mob built Las Vegas with the money from the Union pensions in Chicago. Knowing that, will help explain why Harry Reid, Democratic Senator and former mayor of Las Vegas and also the Gaming Commissioner, would make such a stink about the uniforms of our Olympic athletes, because they were “Made in China.”
That’s how FAR the Democrats have to stretch to try to get voters to feel that they “care” about that little man whose job went to China. The ONLY playing card the Democrats have we are seeing, is to make people think that Mitt Romney will send jobs overseas. What jobs he is sending overseas is another wonder because there are not many left.The only other playing card they have is the race card, and Harry used that today:“If this flood of outside money continues, the day after the election, 17 angry old white men will wake up and realize they’ve just bought the country.”
(Never mind that Obama has more ‘outside’ money coming in, and most of that money is from dark- skinned communists.)
Really Harry? Is your name on that list? You’re old and white…What number are you? Are you going to give us those 17 names?
I didn’t think so.
Harry wants you to think that HE’s not racist, but— he once had to apologize to — Obama—to whom he referred as being “light-skinned” and “with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one”.
Spoken like a true kid who grew up without an outhouse.
Now, let’s compare Harry Reid to Ralph Lauren…a Jewish boy from New York (Maybe Harry doesn’t like Jews) who made a fortune on his own, with his own hard work. He is a world famous designer, and he plans to take those uniforms and sell them to the whole world in all of his stores.
Well..Of COURSE he does! He’s a dirty capitalist! And even though they could be made here, Ralph Lauren was picked to design them, because he has the connections to put that uniform all over the world in all his shops.That’s a global– “branding of America,” and that’s not all bad.
Harry also might be a bit perturbed that even though Ralph Laruen has given $7,300 to Obama since 2008, and more than $35, 000 to the Democratic National Committee, his son David Lauren married Lauren Bush, granddaughter of G.W. Bush.
That’s gotta hurt any democrat…all that money…merging. 
On the other hand, Reid has done well for himself as a public “servant.” In 2005, he got a spending bill to provide for building a bridge between Nevada and Arizona that would make his land more valuable…and he has helped ruin the country by helping to make Obamacare the law of the land.
For THAT crime, Harry should be banned to China.
Nope. ..Ralph Lauren’s only crime is knowing how to make clothes that lots of people want.
With Harry, on the other hand, we can expect a lot more ridiculous statements like this:
“I think it is much easier to be a good member of the Church and a Democrat than a good member of the Church and a Republican.” (Huh?)
If Harry Reid is a good Mormon, than Jeffery Dalmer was a choir boy.
So– Harry wins our Nobody’s Perfect for this week…because, Nobody Knows that Harry would never complain about a solid gold bra made with 500 carets of diamonds, on our Olympic representatives if it was made in America…would you Harry? 
Someday, what stayed in Las Vegas, is going to get out.
Nobody Profiles a T-REX
Nobody Flashes
As a rule, one is not supposed to post pictures of oneself on the internet which might not be exactly…flattering.
Nobody doesn’t care. This picture was taken after a five-hour drive, and two other museums. By the time I reached “Susie” the T-REX, in the Field Museum of Chicago, NOT having my picture taken next to this wonderful set of teeth was unthinkable. And brushing my hair was the last thing on my mind.
I do see…a resemblance. In fact, I think it would make a good logo for my obvious proclivity and nasty habit of devouring lying politicians. Picture Obama’s face right in front of us..
Yes, my “vacation” in Chicago taught me, that ALL the museums are teaching our young minds, with great gusto that global warming is destroying the planet, submarines look a LOT bigger out of water, dead snakes are about as interesting as live snakes, dolphins love to play with humans, fish are remarkable show-offs, and nobody watches gaggles of running, screaming school kids…ever.
The Chicago mob makes their money off the parking lots, women still suffer tremendously when they walk long distances on dates in high hells, you can stuff an awful lot of money-making stuff on a pier…and rush hour traffic is the same everywhere.
The best looking people I have ever seen..were jogging..right along the rush hour traffic on Lake Shore Drive, no doubt, thinking that someone rich would discover them and put them in their next movie. AND..the most important reason to subscribe to Sirius Radio is that it WILL keep you awake for 24 hours. As long as you can still push the buttons..you can drive…forever. AC/DC is almost as good as a double-latte when it comes to keeping you awake.
And I had a WONDERFUL conversation…with a puffer fish. I think…he will miss me. I’m sure of it.
Thanks Chicago! TRY …to stay classy.
Who Will Buy the Presidency? China, GE, EU, or the Brotherhoods?
Nobody’s Opinion
So…Here we are, American Presidential Election 2012, and ONE of our candidates is complaining that he doesn’t have enough money. The usual $80 billion is just NOT enough to buy the Presidency.
Inflation is a bitch.
‘President’ Obama is portraying Mitt Romney as King Solomon, compared to his little orphan Annie, and so he needs more money. Nowadays, $100 billion dollars is just not enough to buy another four years in the White House–Here’s a letter Obama sent to his many fans:
We’re getting outraised — a first for a sitting president, if this continues. Not just by the super PACs and outside groups that are pouring hundreds of millions of dollars into misleading ads, but by our opponent and the Republican Party, which just outraised us for the second month in a row.
We can win a race in which the other side spends more than we do. But not this much more.
Oh…that’s heart wrenching…What’s the matter Barry? No one wants to fork out their food stamp money anymore? Cheer up…think of the many hundreds of nice looking tatoos on butts that bear your name!
And so Barack begs for money. And not just here…all over the world. I think this could be the first time that our politicians are now asking for campaign contributions from every spot on the planet, at least without trying to hide it.
We’ve come a long way from Clinton’s Chinese coffee klatches, baby.
Obama is NOT to be outdone: With the help of his buddy George Clooney to kick it off, he will be raising millions.
Mitt, is getting on this foreign money wagon too. To stay proper, he is doing one in London during the Olympics (which he surely has free tickets to) and one in Jerusalem. Obama has all the communist states covered.
So, while we can wonder: When did the office of the Presidency become worth a trillion dollars? We should also wonder: Where are the election officials that are being paid? Do we even HAVE any?
BECAUSE….
It is ILLEGAL to accept campaign contributions from foreign countries:
The Federal Election Campaign Act (FECA) prohibits any foreign national from contributing, donating or spending funds in connection with any federal, state, or local election in the United States, either directly or indirectly. It is also unlawful to help foreign nationals violate that ban or to solicit, receive or accept contributions or donations from them. Persons who knowingly and willfully engage in these activities may be subject to fines and/or imprisonment. http://www.fec.gov/pages/brochures/foreign.shtml
Hey! Does Anybody care that this is…against the law?
Evidently not.
American Idol just became Global American President. Obama was not qualified to be President. We are still wondering where in the world he was born. And now, when foreign countries are now being allowed to basically put some serious money up to effect our elections: maybe its time we start thinking about cutting out of D.C….and thinking of secession.
The Democrats are complaining about China making our Olympic uniforms, but Democrats will accept a Presidency “made in China” as long as that money has Obama’s name on the collar.
How many states do you think we can get to join?
You Do NOT Want To Know…
Nobody Gets Email
I have a great friend who loves to cook and eat…and why she sent me this, I have NO idea, because I’m always eating McDonalds. Here’s a take from what is actually in some of the food we eat:
1. Duck Feathers and Chinese Women’s Hair
McDonald’s admitted that the l-cysteine (That’s hair or duck feathers) is used in its Baked Hot Apple Pie, as well as its Wheat Roll and Warm Cinnamon Roll, was of the duck-feather variety. Many other fast-food joints rely on l-cysteine in bakery products as well.
2. Sand
Silicon dioxide, also known as silica (also known as sand!), is used to make glass, optical fibers, ceramics, and cement. Oh, and chili. Used as an anti-caking agent, it is often added to processed beef and chicken to prevent clumping, and is listed in the ingredient panels for chili from both Wendy’s and Taco Bell.
3. Wood
Processed wood pulp, known as cellulose, is used in everything from cheese to salad dressing, from muffins to strawberry syrup. McDonalds, Taco Bell, KFC, Sonic, Pizza Hut, Wendy’s, Arby’s, Jack in the Box, and many others include cellulose in their repertoire.
(So THAT’s why most women can’t get rid of their cellulose thighs. You need to SHAVE it off.) 
4. Silly Putty
Eight-syllable ingredients make sense for Silly Putty, but French fries? Sure enough, dimethylpolysiloxane, a form of silicone used in cosmetics and Silly Putty, is also found in many a fast-food fried thing. It is the secret ingredient that keeps fryer oil from foaming. McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish and French fries have it, as do Wendy’s Natural-Cut Fries With Sea Salt. In fact, most fast-food items that bathe in a deep-fat fryer are imbued with a hint of dimethylpolysiloxane.
(I’m having trouble imagining this one. ) 
5. Petroleum
Petroleum-derived preservatives (TBHQ) Tertiary butylhydroquinone (TBHQ) is made from compounds derived from petroleum and finds a home in cosmetic and skincare products, varnish, lacquers and resins – and processed food. McDonald’s, for example, uses it in 18 products ranging from their Fruit and Walnut Salad to Griddle Cakes to McNuggets.
(Which is why we MUST drill for oil here….McDonalds would go under if we went to war with Iran.)
6. Beetles
Meet carminic acid, a commonly used red food coloring that comes from the dried, crushed bodies of female scale insects called cochineal. Variously known as Cochineal, Cochineal Extract, Carmine, Crimson Lake, Natural Red 4, C.I. 75470, E120 – it is used in a wide variety of products ranging from some meat, sausages, processed poultry products, marinades, bakery products, toppings, cookies, deserts, icings, pie fillings, jams, preservs, gelatins, juices, drinks, dairy products, sauces and dessert products
7. Slime
It is commonly referred to as “pink slime.” Looking more like frosting than pureed meat and bone bits, the FDA defines mechanically separated poultry (MSP) as “a paste-like and batter-like poultry product produced by forcing bones, with attached edible tissue, through a sieve or similar device under high pressure to separate bone from the edible tissue.”
(Sounds pretty much like most of Congress, with the exception of Al Gore who would be called Green Slime.)
Okay. if you want more go here.
I might try adding a bit of sand to my chili, or some Silly Putty to my fryer.
Nobody thought reading about Monsanto was bad….the genetically altered strawberry that I was repulsed by is starting to look pretty good.
(Uh..Thanks to Mona, I think. )
Nobody’s Email: AZ Gop, Gets Constitution Lesson
Nobody Gets Email
Floyd sends out the most interesting video’s…here’s one where a young Republican Congressman wants to stay away from the Constitution.
Watch how he is blasted by an older woman, who really knows her stuff.
Enjoy!
Megyn Kelly Goes Greece
Nobody Wins
How? How? Why…the only way to solve it, said Megyn, is for Social Security to be cut…and people to retire later…otherwise, America is doomed. By the end of the interview, both Megyn and her expert agreed…nothing was ever going to change because no politician would do the unthinkable: reform Social Security.
Well Paul Ryan did, but I guess she didn’t think of him.
But they are right. There are more than 90 million retiring baby boomers in the country who worked hard all their lives, and they feel that since that money was taken OUT of their paychecks, (With no say in it from them.) they deserve it back. It’s not fair that their S.S. is going to illegals and thier babies. Obama knows this, and he plays to those exact sentiments. Nobody is sure some older people think he is going to save it for them.
Ha. Ha…ha.
The power thieves in Washington have stolen it from them, and now fiscal Armageddon is being created in all our cable networks once again…to convince the “people” that they need to sacrifice some more for the common good.
It’s communism 101, with a big O in the middle, sold with the American flag waving.
Hey…We didn’t run up that deficit…YOU did, we say! But…Washington takes our hard earned money and sends it to the great Baal in the sky…and god knows where else. They are never accountable for any of it. I remember Secretary Donald Rumsfeld a few years ago announcing that many billions were missing in the defense budget one afternoon.
“We just don’t know where it went.” he said.
And we all sigh, drink our coffee, and work another day. Yet, you try losing a few thousand dollars from the IRS. You will go to jail.
We…put up with it. Tell me…why? 
For those of us in the private sector, it’s like being punished twice, for somebody else’s crime. The banks gambled,…and our politicians took OUR money to bail them out, just so that the people who make their money from “dividends” could keep the money rolling in.
—Or so it looks to the poor guy. There are three classes now: Those who live off dividends: those who have to get up and go to work for a paycheck: and those who live off the ones who go to work for a paycheck.
America, OUR politicians–have spent way too much money on wars in countries where the normal guy on the street really didn’t see any threat.
Vietnam? Really…what a waste. Iraq? A waste. Afghanistan? Well, there’s gold in them thar hills, but it’s China that’s getting it.
And…I don’t know if you have noticed, but the war drums are beating again: Children are dying in Syria. All the networks, are showing the devastation…as if we are being programmed to accept the next war, because it’s for the “children.” This video shows the heavy cost of war, but the end is misleading. Health care is going to cost just as much if not more, than our “wars.” in the long run. Social Security was going to cost just a few million in the beginning. Looked what it morphed into. 
The Baby Boomers say: Hey…Before you cut our measly Social Security benefits, cut the stuff you don’t need: Tillions are wasted in fraud. Government workers are getting paid too much, and their pensions are way out of line with the public sector. Even that playing field. Get rid of half of the government agencies that you don’t need. Reform welfare, food stamps, Medicare, get rid of pork. Cut the pay of politicians. 
When Steve Jobs went back to Apple, he fired half the employees, and Apple became number one.
Cut the fat. Kick out the U.N., they are a bunch of money-sucking thieves. Get our military out of every country. Let the Europeans fend for themselves.
We need to rebuild.
Unite the people. Cut out this “global-we are one world citizens” stuff. Put America and its people first. You can’t help your neighbor if you are starving.
These are simple rules any fool would do… And yet—
History repeats itself. Dictators get into power…and then their people starve. Every President since Ronald Regan has grabbed more power and ended up being more arrogant than the one before.
Power really does corrupt, and we can really see it in Obama eyes with our big screen TV’s.
I once asked a very rich man that I was dating if he ever worried about money.
“Sure…just like you. Have you any idea what it cost to send your children to Harvard? We worry…we just have bigger bills. “
Yes, Megyn had that “deer in the headlight” look on her face. Nobody hopes…she was just trying to scare up the ratings. Nobody Says, “Don’t you worry Megyn…you will be…just fine.” It’s the rest of us that have to worry.
Nobody Flashes: A Few Days Off
Nobody Flashes
Yep. That COULD be me talking about Obama. I just found out that I am, according to Janet Napaletano…a terrorist. I’m sure somewhere, my blogs are being saved, just in case they think I go berserk.
LOL! Nobody has decided, to take a few days vacation…as you can see…I’m OVERDUE!
BUT…I’ll be back, sense of humor intact, in a few days!
Don’t go away! It’s not like I can afford to go to Hawaii.
Oh boy…I just heard that Iran is being put on an arms trade treaty panel at the U.N.
Nobody is watching this video…One MORE TIME.
Nobody’s Perfect: Free Speech VS Dancing in America
Nobody’s Perfect:
America’s Losing It.
Expressing An Opinion VS Dancing
This week we have two situations—There seems to be some things in America that simply are NOT going to be tolerated: Writing your opinion to your local paper, and dancing after midnight.
First let’s start with a simple woman named Jane, who wrote to her local newspaper suggesting that people should NOT vote for Obama. It’s a free country right? Our Constitution gives us free speech, right?
Well, not if you happen to be the mother of someone famous;
Jane Pitt, mother of actor Brad Pitt, has been scared into silence by the hate-filled, vulgar and even violent reaction to her public assertion that Barack Obama is “a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.” Pitt has even been the subject of death threats following her letter to the editor of Missouri’s Springfield News-Leader in which she asserted failure to vote for Republican presumptive presidential candidate Mitt Romney constituted a vote for Obama.
And JUST because she had the hope and audacity to express her opinion, she received a lot of death threats and hate mail…like this one:
“F— you, brad pitt’s mom, the gay community made your kid a star, you whacko,” and, “Brad Pitt’s mom is a dumb c—.”
Nobody Wonders how the “gay” community made Brad Pitt a star…but that’s another blog. I think more heterosexual women paid to see Brad’s movies than gays, but then, maybe Google would argue with me.
And then there’s the couple that felt like dancing, waiting for the subway…late at night in New York. This from the Mail:
First smoking, then soda — now there’s no dancing in New York City. Caroline Stern, 55, and her boyfriend George Hess, 54, claim they were handcuffed for having happy feet on the platform of the Columbus Circle subway station — and spent 23 hours in custody as a result. Hess was allegedly tackled to the platform floor, and cuffs were slapped on both of them. The initial charge, according to Stern, was disorderly conduct for “impeding the flow of traffic.”
“When you’re waiting for the subway late at night, there’s not much to do but dance and celebrate life,” she said. We brought out the camera, and that’s when they called backup,” she said. “That’s when eight ninja cops came from out of nowhere. There was nobody on the platform. There were, like, three people,” she said
This could be serious. Long ago, I saw a show on Broadway, and I came out of that musical singing “Ease on Down the Road” and dancing down Broadway… with hundreds of people walking by, some of whom had sodas in their hands. According to New York, I could have seriously hurt someone. It was well past midnight.
More to the point: They didn’t have the proper ID: HIEL!
So, we have a switch this week on the Nobody’s Perfect take. There is absolutely nothing wrong with writing the editor of your local newspaper, or dancing when you hear music while waiting for a subway.
The problem is that these poor people were harassed in America.
Instead of cops making our streets safe from violent gangs at night, the cops are arresting happy dancing couples.
So, the REAL num-nuts are the Obama idiots and the cops of New York.
Nobody Thinks that Jane Pitt, Caroline Stern, and George Hess—- are just about as perfect as can be. It’s our leaders we need to get rid of.
Dick Morris Warns Us About the UN
Nobody Reports
It’s taken me a long time to trust Dick Morris— After all, he helped put Bill and Hillary Clinton in office. BUT after reading his books, and listening to him time and again, I think he really is a true patriotic American. This is a very important video that everyone should watch.
Nobody Thinks it’s possible to get back our freedoms…but if they take our guns…we might as well be Greece.
Time: It’s Later Than You Think
Nobody’s Opinion
I don’t know if it’s the heat, but I am just so bored of this whole election thing I could scream like a wild monkey on a hot pavement. I am so tired of hearing Obama is down, Mitt is down—the polls says this: the polls say that–Mitt needs new people, yada yada, yada…
I’m tired of John McCain. I’m tired of Hillary Clinton. I want new faces, fresh ideas… I want a whole new Congress…and people in hell want ice water.
If the voting was held tomorrow, I think an awful lot of people might just stay home. The news of Obama is SO bad, it’s only human to want to turn it off. What is even worse, is listening to Obama’s people come out and say what a MARVELOUS job he has been doing.
Right…they never mention that Obama was in charge when Moody downgraded the United States for the first time in her HISTORY!
HELLoooooooooooooo!?
And we can’t blame any of that on the President..because…drum roll please: He is black. 
Or so he claims. Lately he is starting to look like he is applying white stuff to his face…He’s starting to look like Michael Jackson. He’s already convinced the black folks he is black so now he needs to look more white to get a few more white votes.
Get some sun Mr. ‘President.’
And it’s not just the conservatives suffering. I think back on when Clinton was President and how miserable I was having to watch him on TV for eight years. The liberals had to watch Bush on TV, for eight years. Now the conservatives are being tortured…again..and it gets worse every single time.
It’s like ping-pong torture. When are we going to get a President that EVERYBODY can like? Is that too much to ask before I die? How many more eight years have I got? Just another four more years of Obama, in my lifetime would seem more like 60.
Time is NOT on our side.
I found myself so bored with the whole mess tonight, that I dug out a book called “Durations” by Stuart A. Sandow, so excuse me if I let off some steam…
For instance it takes—–
60 days: That’s how long it takes for a golden hamster to reach sexual maturity. It’s taken Bill Clinton 60 years—and we’re not sure he’s hit it yet. Bill Maher is right behind him in that department. 
It takes—
1 hour: For a dehumidifier to remove a pint of water from a room. It takes only 1 hour for “President” Obama to suck 16 billion dollars of the taxpayers’ money out of us, and he has been known to do it in mere seconds when on Air Force One, with a single stroke of his twenty pens.
It takes—
14 years: For the average American child to witness 18 thousand violent killings on television. If they play videos, add a few 100 million violent killings onto that. If you live in Chicago…You know how to kill in your sleep by the time you are 4 and a half.
It takes—
12 minutes: For a bedbug to gorge himself on human blood. The IRS can do it in 4. 
It takes—
4 yearsfor light to travel from the nearest star to Earth. It’s also every four years that the American has to go vote for the lesser of the two evils for President: and there IS no light that comes from that moment: Whatever starlight we see goes down a black hole of the U.S. Government, and that hole is getting bigger.
It takes—
20 seconds: For male chimpanzees to reach climax after initiating sexual relations. Once again, Nobody Thinks of Bill Clinton and Bill Maher. Add Charlie Sheen to that. You know they all hang out together. 
It takes—
24 seconds: Which is the period of time an NBA team has to shoot after gaining possession of the ball, 4 seconds more than the chimpanzee climax. Interesting to think about…don’t you think? I see the correlation…you might not.
It takes—
2.5 seconds: For an adult to verify a negative sentence as true or false. Think about this the next time you see a politician dodge a true or false question.
It takes—
24 hours: For the Pentagon to destroy ten to fourteen tons of “secrets” in its basement shredder. That’s the same amount of time it takes the Obama administration to release Pentagon “secrets ” to the world.
It also takes—
24 hours: For a supernova a to release as much energy as the sun produces in a billion years. This is no match for the hot air that comes out of all the elites on the planet, which IF we could harness…all our energy problems would be solved forever.
And my personal favorite time is—
3 days; In 3 days— Thomas Edison molded the first incandescent light bulb filament: Jonah got out of the belly of the whale, God delivered the Ten Commandments and Jesus rose up from the dead. 
Maybe we should have 3 Presidents! A liberal, a Rhino, and a one who gets to represent the people. He could be the deciding vote. Hey, Obama hates the Constitution…I’m all gain. Come on…I know we all love the Constitution, but what good is it when the President becomes a dictator and
NOBODY STOPS HIM? !
(Sorry…it’s still hot outside, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.)
3 days is also the average time between birth and postnatal depression, so that means that in just about three days…I’m going to regret writing this.
Nobody’s Email: Remember Keystone?
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s a rather interesting email I got a few weeks ago…It’s a copy of a memo written to Valero Employees…a major oil company, and their reaction to Obama’s decision to block oil production in the United States.
Brazil, on the other hand, he’s all for.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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For those of you unfamiliar with Valero, it is an independent oil company based in San Antonio, TX. It owns 2 refineries, but no oil fields–it buys all the oil it refines and processes via contract or on the open market.
Its origin was as a public utility providing natural gas to the city of San Antonio, but it has grown to be a significant gasoline retailer in a good portion of the southeast and southwest, as well as a purveyor of natural gas.
It is a significant economic force in Texas, even in light of the other majors (Shell, Exxon, Mobil, etc.) based in the state. This memo to employees is a realistic insight into the economic importance of the proposed XL pipeline.
Date: January 24, 2012
From: Bill Klesse
Subject: Keystone XL Pipeline Statement
As you know, the Obama administration decided last week to deny TransCanada’s application to ship crude oil via the Keystone XL pipeline from Canada to the Gulf Coast. Valero has planned to be a shipper and purchaser of that oil since 2008, and obviously we were disappointed in the decision. We issued a statement in response to questions from the media, and I wanted to share it with you in case you get questions from friends or business partners, and so that you would know why Valero supports the Keystone XL pipeline. This is the statement.
Despite the uncertainty and political fighting over the Keystone XL pipeline, Valero has continued to invest in its U.S. refining operation. In 2011 we spent nearly $3 billion on projects, and for 2012 our capital expenditure budget is over $3 billion. These expenditures are keeping our employees on the job and putting additional people to work. To reference two of our refineries, at Port Arthur, Texas, we have 1,600 contractors working on an expansion project, and at St. Charles Parish, Louisiana, we have another 1,000 contractors working on a separate project. We need this kind of economic activity to accelerate to help all Americans.
This illustrates why President Obama’s rejection of the Keystone XL pipeline is so absurd. There are pipelines in every neighborhood all across America. The administration’s decision was not about pipelines, it was about the misguided beliefs that Canadian oil sands development should be
stopped and that fossil fuel prices should increase to make alternative energy more attractive.
Instead, we should be impressed with how well the oil sands engineering and recovery technology has advanced, and the economic benefits this development brings. Having more oil available in the marketplace has the potential to lower prices for consumers. As an independent refiner, Valero buys all of the oil we process. Due to the administrations misguided policies, refiners like Valero will have to buy more oil from other sources outside the U.S. and Canada. Consumers will bear the additional shipping cost, not to mention the additional greenhouse gas emissions and political risks.
With all the issues facing our country, it is absolutely unbelievable our federal government says no to a company like TransCanada that is willing to spend over $7 billion and put Americans to work on a pipeline. The administration’s decision throws dirt into the face of our closest ally and largest trading partner. 
The point above is that it is not about pipelines as many pipelines cross the Ogallala Aquifer, in the Great Plains region, and, in fact, there is already significant oil and gas production in the area covered by the aquifer.
This is politics at its worst.
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