What ARE the Obama Brothers Up to in Kenya?
Nobody’s Opinion
He was the best man at Obama’s wedding—-and Obama was the best man at his wedding. His name is Abon’go Milik Obama. He is a Muslim, with many wives, and he ran for the office of Governor of Siaya County in Kenya last March….and he is Obama’s older brother.
How many brothers does he have? SEE
Yes Abon’go (You can’t make up a name like that) ran, and he lost. And he lost according to him due to voter fraud and racism, and the fact that he happens to be Obama’s brother, and because the press accused Milik of engaging in “secret trysts” to maintain an “estimated” 12 wives, which exceeds the four wives allowed by Islamic law, and he beat them. Milik says that not true, ALL of his wives voted for him!
Nobody Wonders if anyone cares?
Fro
m Politicer:
In addition to racism, Mr. Obama blames the negative coverage he received on animosity people have towards his brother. Just because they hate my brother and so forth why do they have to attack me? I’m just trying to do the best I can with what I have, make a contribution. My brother’s doing what he’s doing over there, I’m doing what I’m doing over here. At the end of the day, we’re just working to make this world a better place.”
Oh gee. Another smooth talking Obama. Isn’t one enough?
Just like his famous younger brother, Abong O adopted the same platform as Obama: poverty eradication, infrastructure development, and industrializations. You would have thought it would have gotten him elected right? Nope. He had less than 1 percent. (Are the voters smarter in Kenya?)
But here’s the fact that caught MY eye:
Mr. Obama operates a charity called the Barack H. Obama Foundation, which, according to its website, “is entirely the idea of Abon’go Malik Obama, in memory of their father, and is not dependent on the endorsement of his brother, President Barack Obama.”
And this is important to us all..guess why?
Obama is giving Kenya money. LOTS of money. And nobody is keeping tabs on it.
This from WND:
Millions of children will be targeted to improve their reading skills over the next five years under a new Obama administration literacy program in nearly 30,000 public and private primary schools.
But the schools are not in the U.S., they’re in the Republic of Kenya.
The tentatively titled Kenya Early Grade Reading Project, or KEGRP, seeks to implement national curriculum standards, deploy more than 1,000 trainers to assist tens of thousands teachers and improve the ratio of textbooks to students. The Obama administration didn’t reveal the cost of the program.
WND previously reported Obama administration spending and projects in Kenya have become so voluminous that USAID must hire more contractors to oversee endeavors other providers already carry out across the African nation.
Just last year, USAID, in its own words, admitted that the “overall USAID/Kenya program has increased rapidly and exponentially, outstripping workforce resources available to effectively perform assessments and rigorous analyses … track results … manage recordkeeping, and other project development and program office functions.”
So, what are Obama and his older brother up too? Do you really think that the millions being sent to Kenya are going to the “kids.” ?
Nobody Thinks, that if some investigative reporter wanted to find another Obama scandal, all he had to do was find out where this money was really going. No doubt some of it is going into a Swiss bank account via the Obama Foundation.
You know, Obama’s grandmother said that Barry was born in Kenya…she was present at his birth. And this Nobody has any reason to doubt her.
So, you and I are paying for the “kids” in Kenya. How’s that make you feel?
I know. Too bad Obama didn’t stay in Kenya.
Nobody’s Fool: Wild Bill
Nobody’s Fool
Here’s my pick of the week…it’s the big canary in the mine, Wild Bill again. While we are all talking about what the media wants us to talk about, Obama is putting his soldiers into place.
Wild Bill is Nobody’s Fool. And he also sells his own coffee mugs!
Enjoy!
Nobody Cares About the ‘Criminal-in-Chief’ Reaction to Boston
Nobody Cares
Like most Americans, I’ve been listening to wall-to-wall coverage of the bombings in Boston, and as usual, scouting the websites for varying opinions…from the Alex Jones version of “FBI maybe setup this action” to the ongoing almost nauseating coverage of how brave Bostonians are…as Carl Sagan so rightly points out in his books, it’s best to take most things, even politics with as much skepticism as possible: So here’s a few Nobody’s Opinions:
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1. The FBI we have found out, could have prevented this if they had listened to Russia, but what happened? Personally, I think, simply by listening to Obama’s own philosophy on Muslims in America and his reaction to the Ft. Hood shootings— it’s the Obama administration that is holding back the FBI from doing their job. When I reported suspicions in my own neighborhood, the Chief of Police was very protective of my Muslim neighbors and told me to leave. The FBI agent, on the other hand, took me seriously, and then told me short of my seeing them load a bomb into the back of their vans, there was absolutely nothing he could do about them. Hazelwood, the city I live in, is a very democratic stronghold.
2. Throughout Benghazi we saw Hillary Clinton and Obama make statement after statement condemning a video that insulted Islam. That held priory over the attack and murder of our own citizens. Even at the funerals, Hillary was telling the grieving relatives, “We will punish the man who made the video.” The White House has let the matter go.
3. Obama has had the Muslim Brotherhood welcomed into the White House for the first time in history. He has opened the visa’s once again for Muslims to flood into our country. He has given speeches about Islam being peaceful, and America being the biggest Muslim nation–his political correctness goes beyond sanity.
In other words, it is Obama that is putting America in danger. The facts all point to that.
4. While the lock down of Boston, by all logical reasoning, seemed very necessary, the precedent it sets is alarming. To have tanks, and big thugs carrying real machine guns— having all those forces roaming the city streets, and having a shoot-out right in the neighborhood, should leave Americans gasping. While we heard all the regular, “Our police and military are great!” speeches, is this the future? Every time some guy goes wacko our cities will be filled with tanks to ‘protect’ us?
When will the tanks be brought out in Chicago? And despite all the money, equipment, and technology, the person who found the guy was a lone citizen who made a simple phone call.
I don’t know how many soldiers, cops, and FBI were in Watertown, but I wonder if all the people of Watertown will give up their freedom to be protected by the vast military complex that the Democrats seem to enjoy.
Yes…the Democrats will bring out the big guns before the Republicans will. Funny isn’t it? No it’s not, when you know that it is their policy to disarm Americans, and let the state protect you.
Let’s not forget, Bill Clinton’s action in Waco, and Janet Reno sending in the military in the middle of the night to send a poor immigrant child back to Castro. Can you even imagine George Bush doing that?
If a Republican had ordered this massive buildup in Boston, or stealing a child in the night by gunpoint, the Democrats would have been screaming.
Clearly, we can assume that the Democrats have no qualms of building Obama’s army…to “protect” us all.
As for Alex Jones and others listening to the mother saying the boys were used by the FBI..that is absurd. Islam and even the moderates that are Muslims, believe that everyone who is an infidel should be killed. She, by all accounts was lying.
It IS in their religion. Nevertheless…just because Alex makes mistakes on some things, he is right about there being a big military presence right near the bombing sites and has video and witnesses to prove it.
That is a piece of the puzzle that we shouldn’t ignore just because it’s from Alex Jones. Alex Jones reminds me of Glenn Beck, who sometimes, often makes big mistakes too.
Both are good guys. Both have opinions. We should listen to them all.
Should we blame everything on the FBI, who even before 9/11 warned the administration about a possible attack? Something is very wrong.
Bill Clinton once airlifted 80,000 Bosnians (Muslims) into the St. Louis. They have not attacked anymore, and nobody goes into their neighborhoods, which are in the city.
They were on our local news. Saying they love it here. So..until proven otherwise, we can take them at their word even though I don’t like the fact that we paid for them to get here with no consent from anybody who lives here…just a President’s wish.
But my Muslim neighbors who came down from Detroit….they don’t like America.
If Obama keeps letting these people in, (as they came in during Clinton’s’ time) maybe we should start questioning the Democrat’s reason for looking the other way when jihadist are let into the country.
Maybe…we should be asking them “Why?’
Or the question should be…how do THEY benefit from this “turn the other cheek” policy? Does it come down to helping get us to disarm?
After Boston, we should be demanding more answers:
Obama said this after the last suspect was arrested:
And that’s why we take care not to rush to judgment — not about the motivations of these individuals; certainly not about entire groups of people.
To which most Americans go —-WTF? The motivation was on their YouTube videos!
Obama ignores the facts, and we should ask him…why.
Nobody Cares that the most condemning facts all point to Obama’s philosophy. He is starting to look like: the “Criminal In Chief.” One thing we do know: whatever a politician does usually benefits himself.
Obama wants a civilian army: Bigger than the military. He as said so. We should take him at his word. 
Nobody’s Fool: Barack Obama
Nobody’s Fool
I hate to admit it, but nobody takes a disaster better and uses it for his own personal benefit than Barack Hussein Obama. He did it today, while he used a memorial for the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing to promote his image as “Commander-in-Chief.”
(and the image that Obama is our lord and savior)
No Republican would ever put themselves on the religious bully pulpit after a disaster and use it to promote themselves…and if they did, the Democrats would scream ‘church and state’
Liberals have been using the church for PR events forever, so nobody criticizes them.
The event was choreographed as well as a well-planned theater production. You had big shots of Obama listening to Yo-Yo Ma, (as a King listening to the court musician) and then Obama on the podium making his big speech after allowing all the interfaith ministers give their little bits, about how Boston is the student capital of the world, and yes, he got to–once again— talk about how he and Michelle went to Harvard there, it was HIS second home.
He always puts himself into every speech.
Also, I have never heard any President in my lifetime remind everyone in every speech he gives that HE is the Commander-in-Chief, or has someone else say it. Just that fact alone is a chilling reminder that Obama borders on wacko megalomania. Today it was Massachusetts’ governor, Deval Patrick, who introduced the “Commander-In-Chief” to the bully-pulpit of the inter-faith ceremony at the Boston.
Obama tried to used Sandy Hook to push for a big start to eliminate the second amendment, and when it blew up in his face, he was extremely angry, calling everyone who opposed him liars. And you could tell that in this speech, he was talking to himself. To him the words of this speech were aimed at himself first and foremost. He was pumping himself back into the fight.
The theme was “We will finish the race.” To Obama this means gun control, redistribution of wealth, bringing millions of more immigrants in to vote as Democrats…and to get rid of America as we’ve always know it.
If you watch this man long enough, you see his mission is only going to get more draconian.
The very fact that the night before this speech, an explosion killed and maimed many more people than at the Boston marathon…and that it could have been a crime bigger than the Boston Marathon..that news literally disappeared off the air…because the president’s speech had to be heard by America. And besides…it happened in Texas.
That tells you who is in charge.
Our media now works for the President. Only FOX news, Drudge, and independent bloggers stand in the way of his complete control of us seeing his image every morning and in every building.
In the meantime, it’s being reported that a Saudi was behind the bombing in Boston and Obama helped get some Saudi out of the country, and like Benghazi whoever did this will be quickly replaced with some other more “important” news.
So, Barack Obama (who laments that nobody at Harvard could say his name.) wins the Nobody’s Fool award for this week.
And any week that he wins it, Americans lose.
Nobody’s Perfect: Harry Reid Vs ‘President’ Obama
Nobody’s Perfect
In the Nobody’s Perfect world today we have Harry Reid VS ‘President Obama’ in the slip-up department. Which one does it better?
While everyone’s eyes are on Boston, Obama is making phone calls to get at least one of his gun control measures passed. We are being told that background checks will make it, but not much else.
In the meantime.. Harry Reid is being sent out to muster the troops
But Harry Reid, had a slip-up
“On the anti-gun legislation before the Senate, we are making good progress on the effort to schedule a series of votes on amendments to the anti-gun-violence legislation before the Senate.”
So there—he said it. The whole agenda for the democrats is to take away our guns. Does anti-gun violence just mean he is against violence by guns? Does that include the government’s use of them on its own people?
And then we have Obama, who came out right after the bombing attack in Boston, and purposely did not declare it a terrorist attack. Obama remembers the backlash he got from calling a white cop a racist, and Trevon Martin the son he never had..so evidently he was being extra careful.
Instead he is saying he thinks it’s related to “tax” day. (According to David Axelrod) 
Mmmmmm…the original Boston Tea Party revolted against “taxes.” And now, in our children’s history books, they are being called terrorists.
Today Obama came out and admitted that when bombs go off, it was a terrorist attack. It’s safe for HIM to now say,
So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for this week?
Obama of course. Harry Reid’s mind wanders, and he just goes along.
Nobody Knows: Kim Jung Un, Plane Texting, Political Stunt—Party On Garth!
Nobody Knows:
—Why Obama has to have another White House Sequester Free Soul Party?
Obama is just four months into his term, and four vacations (if you count Obama sightseeing in the Middle East) and it’s time to par–tee!
As the White House has previously announced, Justin Timberlake (who will be making his White House debut), Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others will be performing at the exclusive event.
Nobody Knows if Obama is going to sing again, but since it’s going to be on PBS, you can bet your daddy’s 401K plan, (what’s left of it.) that it’s one of the reasons they put this together so quickly. Nothing boosted Obama’s popularity ratings as fast as when he started singing, “I’m so in love with you.” After that, nobody could get him to shut up.
Also expect him to be all over Michelle, to let the whole world know that: she really isn’t a single parent: did not file for divorce again (she once did): and he’s really not a male chauvinist pig for making that sexist comment about the attorney general. He really does love her.
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And if you can’t waste taxpayers money by throwing big lavish white house parties, there’s always the Commerce Department to help you out:
Congress’s top auditor said Tuesday that the Commerce Department has been charging other government agencies millions of dollars for reports that the other agencies could just as easily have gotten online, for free. The reports don’t amount to much — the agency reported revenues of $1.5 million in fiscal year 2011 — but overall, duplication and waste are likely costing the federal government billions of dollars a year, the auditors said. But the Government Accountability Office said it can’t even begin to measure how much overlap there is because the agencies don’t keep sufficient records to evaluate that.
GAO said the Defense Department has so many different branches that each pay separately for foreign language services, but if the department were to coordinate it could save hundreds of millions of dollars a year.
Oh..that makes sense. When your department is caught wasting billions of taxpayer’s dollars, just report that everybody does it and that will get you off the hook every time.
Everybody knows that if we cut the waste and fraud out of all government departments we’d could probably pay off the debt in half the time, but Nobody Knows that nobody in Congress will ever prosecute anyone for stealing taxpayer money, because they would all have to go to jail…and there is no jail big enough to hold them all.
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President Obama gathered up a bunch of grieving parents from Sandy Hook, and took them all on a ride on Air Force One, to a gun rally to support gun control, and said this:
“Some folks in Washington are already floating the idea that they may use political stunts to prevent votes on any of these reforms,”
Nobody Knows why Obama and his many minions do NOT see that dragging these poor people all over the country is a political stunt..but they have mastered the, “These are not the droids you seek” Ob-bi-wan mind control. Republicans…have not. It’s that simple.
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And then there’s a problem with the new technology: Texting. I don’t do it. I think the human voice is much faster. But then, that’s me. You can’t drink and drive, but nobody seems to have a problem with taking your eyes off the road and punching tiny little buttons. But this guy…went further:
Texting by a pilot before and during a 2011 medical-helicopter flight in Missouri contributed to its crash. The NTSB documented at least 240 texts sent and received by the pilot during his shift the day of the accident, according to records. There were 20 such texts with a coworker before and during the accident.
Because this guy couldn’t stop fighting with his girlfriend (come on, you KNOW he was talking to a woman) he killed the patient, the other pilot, a flight nurse, and a paramedic. His excuse for not refueling the plane was that he hadn’t slept well the night before.
Nobody Knows how somebody could be smart enough to get a pilot’s license, but do such a dumb thing as not filling up the plane with gas because he was too busy texting.
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Tomorrow Kim Jung Un will launch a missile and Nobody 
Knows where it’s going to land. But just in case Obama’s on the golf course, I hope we all have clean underwear on.
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama Scoring Points…
Nobody’s Perfect:
It’s funny how sports can mimic real life isn’t it? At the White House Easter Egg Roll this year, Obama decided he’d show off his great skills in basketball with some kids in attendance, by shooting hoops…and out of 22 he got…2.
Nobody Thinks his basketball playing matches his real life score as President:
!. He promised to lower the deficit. He missed. He tripled it in four years.
2. He promised that the stimulus would bring more jobs. Another miss. The real unemployment number is around 22 percent.
3. He promised to bring America’s respect in the world back. He missed. We are now hated more than ever.
4. He promised to end the war in Iraq. He missed. We are still there.
5. He promised that everyone could keep their doctor when he passed Obamacare. He missed. Most people will lose their doctor, and soon we will have a shortage.
6. He promised his administration would be the most transparent in history. He missed. It’s even more secretive than any previous one before in history.
7. He promised that we’d all get along better if he became President. He missed. We haven’t been this divided since the Civil War.
8. He promise the NAACP that if elected President, the blacks would have it better than ever before. He missed. The black’s unemployment and drop-out rate is at an all time high.
9. He promised that Obamacare would lower insurance premiums for everyone. He missed. Everyone’s insurance has gone up.
10. He promised that no one making under $250,000 would ever have to pay more taxes. He missed. Right after his second election, everyone’s taxes, went up.
11. He promised to put to fix the budget. He missed. Sometimes he didn’t even submit a budget and everyone that he has submitted has been rejected.
12. He promised that he would go after the wealthy. He missed. He gave all his wealthy friends big handouts. He made GE’s CEO, Jeffery Immelt a Cabinet secretary, and his company paid no taxes at all.
13.He promised to uphold the Constitution. He missed again. In fact, he goes around the Constitution and Congress whenever he can.
14. He says he is a Christian. He missed. He insists that Christian symbols be removed from any pictures, and he supports abortion even after six months.
15. He says he was born in Hawaii. He missed. He was born in Kenya, just ask his grandmother who was at the birth.
16. He says he reaches out to Republicans. He missed. He never reaches out to them. He blames them for everything. He had them over once for lunch, and that was when Rand Paul was filibustering Obama’s right to kill Americans.
17. He says he believes in democracy. He missed. Obama has given himself sole power over everything should he deem it necessary.
18. He says he is happily married. He missed. He almost never takes a vacation with his wife anymore.
19. He said he hardly knew Revered Wright. He missed. He sat in his church for over 20 years.
20. He swore to protect and defend America. He missed. He is slashing the military in half.
Okay…let’s give him the two he might have got right shall we?
21. He fathered two daughters.
22. He got himself reelected.
On the whole, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Nobody Thinks that maybe next year at the basketball throw that Obama put in just so he could show off…he might miss more.
I’ll say…his real life score is about 666 to 2. (Feel free to add any that I missed.)
Obama Entertains With a New LGBT Song
Nobody Flashes
In order to give support to gay marriage, and every other kind of threesomes, or foursome, marriage, Obama called up the Village People for this very special picture where we see the President posing as the head chief.
He even make a big part of the Easter celebration at the White House, where they all performed the very popular song YMCA…with the changed letters…LGBT for this special occasion.
Young gay, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young les, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, transvestite, ’cause you’re in a new town’, You can all be trans- sex- u- als.
Young gay, there’s a place you can go.
I said, young les, when you’re short on your dough.
Come to the White House, and I’m sure you will find, many ways to have a good time.
I want you all to say: LGBT, It’s really fun to say, LGBT.
If you just say it loud, you’ll get the fans in the crowd, to help- to -change- our- nation.
I want you all to say: LGBT, it’s really fun to say, LGBT
You can dance in the streets, tell your grandpa to weep,
You can just all be happy..
Young gay, are you listening to me?
I said, young les, what do you want to be?
I said, transvestite, you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing..
No man, does it all by himself,
I said young man put your pride on the shelf
And just join in, with the LGTB
And together we’ll all make history….
And if you all will say, LGBT,
Just change the word from gay to LGBT
You will have everything that the straight guys enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys …
It’s really fun to say LGBT,
And make a brighter day, LGBT
You can get yourself cleaned,
You can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel …
(Okay, even an April Fool Joke gets old…sorry the song is MUCH too long.)
Nobody Knows: Gay Marriage, EU Robbery, Obama’s Vacatons, North Korea
Nobody Knows
Gay Marriage:—If the Supreme Court will make same-sex marriage a constitutional right, which would go against the Constitution. Since the beginning, it’s been up to the states to determine such matters, not the Federal Government. And, since the people of California voted on Proposition 8, it should not be overturned.
At another point Chief Justice John Roberts asked Olson whether those seeking to strike down Proposition 8 were interested only in the label “marriage,” since the state of California already grants same-sex couples almost all the legal protections and rights provided to heterosexual married couples.
What the elites want is to force churches to marry gay couples. And since the top GOP minions like Karl Rove, are now supporting it, don’t be shocked if gay marriage becomes the law of the land. But, Nobody Really Knows what’s going to happen. It’s not that gays shouldn’t marry, it that the issues should be up to the voters in the states.
The Great EU Bank Robbery: Wow…the EU thought taking money from people’s bank accounts was so easy, they decided it’s a faster and better way to steal money. Why tax when you can just reach in the cookie jar and take it all? Cyrus just wasn’t enough. 
Savings accounts in Spain, Italy and other European countries will be raided if needed to preserve Europe’s single currency by propping up failing banks, a senior euro zone official has announced.
So…where ARE the rich, or the little guy for that matter… going to go to hide their money from the elites? Nobody Knows.
Obama Vacations: In the first three months of the year, members of the first family have been on three vacations, averaging a vacation a month. And now it’s being reported that the first daughters are on a spring break vacation in the Bahamas.
Gee…MOST parents would never dream of sending their kids off to a hotspot vacation without mom or dad along. But it seems, the taxpayers are the nannies on this one. The above statement is false: Obama had a vacation in Israel and Jordan where he took days off to see the sights, his life is one continual vacation day after another, with a few speeches in-between. Nobody Knows where they are going next: Disneyland?
North Korea: Nobody Knows—If the reason Obama is sending all those thousands of tanks to California is because North Korea is threatening to nuke us every single day.
North Korea has elevated its artillery and strategic missile forces to “combat-ready posture” and said it is prepared to strike targets in South Korea, Japan, Guam, Hawaii and the continental US.
Nobody Remembers the famous speech where President George W. Bush pointed out our three enemies: Iraq, Iran, and North Korea, before everyone told him that was a mean thing to say.
In the newly released movie Olympus, ( I just saw it today) North Korea takes over the White House and captures the President with such stealth and expertise, it made our military look lame….and just ONE man saves everybody. Something that would not happen in real life.
I kept thinking that the North Koreans would LOVE this movie, since they can’t even make a decent video as good as a ten-year-old American. Leave it to American Movie producers to make them look good.
I don’t remember any President of the United States ever putting up with such a punk as Kim Jung Um, but then, that was before half our big companies were making most of their money in China.
Does that mean we will have to listen to this punk forever?
Nobody Knows, but with Obama as President, anything could happen.
Farmer Warns Neighbors About Obama
Nobody Reports
This is refreshing…an American calling it like he sees it about Obama and his policies, and he is just trying to warn his neighbors against what’s coming: But, the city of course, wants him to take it down, because…it’s too big. Nobody Thinks it’s sort of the same thinking they have about gun control: you can have a gun, just so it only shoots so far.
You can have a sign, as long as it’s little enough that nobody sees it.
They slice away the 1st and 2nd amendments…slowly…like a piece of cheese.
If I lived by this farmer, I’d bake him a cake for his birthday…
Enjoy.
Nobody’s Perfect: Jay Leno VS The Easter Bunny
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have a contest between two very loved American icons about ready to lose their jobs: Jay Leno VS the Easter Bunny. Here we see Jay Leno sitting at his desk in Burbank…
Leno: Hey Martha…get the Easter Bunny on the phone for me.
Easter Bunny: “Hello”
Leno: Hey buddy! Jay Leno here. I heard you got some bad news recently. Obama tried kicking you out of the White House Easter Egg Hunt.
Easter Bunny: Mr. Leno! Yeah, can you believe it? I’ve been putting out eggs at the White House before Ulysses became President. All those years I had to put up with those bratty kid— Little John-John making me work all day…not to mention that year I hid beer cans for Billy Carter…and this is the thanks I get for making sure they all found an egg on Easter. Amy Carter had to have black eggs. Who gets black eggs for kids? Tell me– who? The Easter Bunny, that’s who.
Leno: I know, I heard about it: but hey, that’s why I want to have you on my last show…
Easter Bunny: Your last show? What happened? You too, huh?
Leno: Yeah…I guess…it’s not the first time you know. They want to replace me soon with somebody younger. You would think they’d know better because they did it once before, and it backfired on them. Remember, they replayed me with that red-headed knucklehead Conan O’Brian, and it really flopped.
But this new guy, Jimmy Fallon,– he’s really close to the Obama’s. They love the guy. In fact, he helped get them elected you know, and, I just can’t compete with a guy who does push-ups with Michelle. Jimmy gets to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom every other month for free…all he has to do is have them on his show. He really sucks up to them…I think they have it out for me. They want to put their faces on everybody’s TV at night…to be the last thing they see before they fall asleep..Obama and Michelle, and Jimmy and Bo…
Easter Bunny: I hear you…they’re mad at me too. Obama was so mad that I wouldn’t dance on the White House Lawn with Michelle that I got actually scared he was going to throw a broccoli basket at me. And this is all ridiculous Jay, because he says he doesn’t have the money, but he is giving money to a make a bunch of new National Parks…The Rio Grande for Mexico, Delaware land for Joe Biden, one for Harriet Tubman and to honor the first black park superintendent…and hey..When does the Easter Bunny get a monument? I have given more of my hard work to the kids of this country— and then they grow up, and forget. Did you know that Obama is trying to BAN EASTER out of all public schools?
Leno: No..I hadn’t heard that. Gee…first the light bulb, now Easter? What’s next? David Letterman?
Easter Bunny: I think…there’s someone behind this…and you want to know who?
Leno: Uh…David Letterman?
Easter Bunny: No…it’s Jeffery Immelt. Ever since he lost the Easter Egg Hunt to Jack Welch he’s had it out for me.
Leno: You know, he does own NBC..and you’re right. They are going to move Jimmy back to New York and Jimmy won’t owe ANY taxes. GE pays no taxes thanks to Obama, so I guess it’s who you know.
Easter Bunny: They would NEVER treat the Tooth Fairy this badly. I think it’s because I give Easter eggs away. The Tooth Fairy leaves money under the kids pillows. And they aren’t even working for that quarter…they just lose a tooth. I MAKE the children work for those eggs. I teach them how to work for their rewards. (sigh) The world is changing. Jay….what can we do? Listen to this:
In a memo to lawmakers, who receive tickets to the egg roll, the White House notes that “by using these tickets, guests are acknowledging that this event is subject to cancellation due to funding uncertainty surrounding the Executive Office of the President and other federal agencies.
Leno: So..it’s only the politician’s kids who are allowed on the White House lawn? Didn’t the President just take a $6 million dollar vacation? What kind of uncertainty is that?
Easter Bunny: I know. He’s going to regret this. I know a LOT of bunnies.
Leno: Well. Good. Can I count on you to be a guest on my last show? Between the two of us, we can certainly tell everyone in the country what we think of the Obama’s.
Easter Bunny: On one condition.
Leno: What?
Easter Bunny: You don’t invite Joe Biden. I hear he likes shot guns.
Leno: (Jay Laughs) No..noooooo…we love the Easter Bunny here! Who would you like me to book?
Easter Bunny: Benjamin Netanyahu.
Leno: Really? Why?
Easter Bunny: Because the Easter Bunny is the new Jew…and I’m sure, Israel will stand with the Easter Bunny.
Leno: Well…are you sure? Wouldn’t you rather have Pope Francis?
Easter Bunny: I have it on good authority that he’s pretty busy right now..but Jay, I just want to say— thanks for calling.
Leno : No problem…you know, I never did thank you for that plastic Easter Egg you gave me when I was three…the one with the little plastic mustang in it? I haven’t stopped thinking about cars since. It’s the real reason I worked so hard to become famous…I wanted to buy real cars…I loved that little Easter egg car soooooo much. I still have it in my office at work.
Easter Bunny; You’re welcome Jay.
Leno: So…see ya soon, stay on the line and my secretary will get your contract.
Easter Bunny: What? I never signed a contract at the White House…
Leno: Uh…did it ever enter your mind that maybe that would be a problem someday?
Easter Bunny: Well…no…uh…
Leno. Okay, don’t forget to bring some of those chocolate eggs for the staff. See ya soon buddy!
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Nobody Flashes Some Forgotten Words of Obama
Nobody Flashes
While everyone is talking about whether gays should be able to marry…nobody is talking about the debt. It’s important to keep the issues they don’t want us to think about in our conversations.
You have to wonder, at the rate Obama is handing out money, it seems almost obvious that his plan IS to spend as much money as he can in order to put us in so much debt, we collapse like a melted Jello roll on the Florida Turnpike at noon.
For instance, Obama and his wife take SEPARATE vacations, and the Muslim Brotherhood alone gets more money from Obama than our returning soldiers. And let’s not forget that food stamp program for Mexico! And those free cell phones….and all the green energy programs that turned brown. And the parties….FBI prostitutes…
Here’s one Congressman, not seen on your local news, of course, who points out Obama’s hypocrisy. 
Obama Gives China…The Good Stuff!
Nobody Wonders,
—-Why isn’t this the front page story on every news lead tonight?
Because, our mainstream media, won’t touch it.
Instead, we watch for Popesmoke. Popesmoke is NOT going to save any of us from Obama.
Nobody Remembers Obama And Joe Biden As Kids
Nobody Remembers
Roger Ailes the top guy at FOX NEWS, has got a new book out about him, and it’s sure to be a best seller. Lots of quotes are coming out of it, and some not so nice about Joe Biden and Obama: 
From the Washington Times
The biography, by Zev Chafets, quotes Mr. Ailes as saying that President Obama “never worked a day in his life” and “never earned a penny that wasn’t public money.” The Fox News chief also derided the president for being “lazy” and playing too much golf and basketball.
Roger also had another great story about how Senator Obama once asked him to meet at a restaurant, where he tried to intimidate Mr. Ailes. It seems, Obama didn’t like what Hannity was saying about him, and wanted him to stop. Roger then told him not to worry about it, nobody who was a fan of Obama’s ever watched Hannity. (LOL!) Good answer. Obama got up and left. The reason this story is so important is that it shows the kind of arrogant man Obama is…he actaully thought he could get Roger Ailes to stop Hannity from saying anything against him.
This book is really going to upset the liberals, and Van Jones, the admitted communist, has already started the attacks:
“This is the kind of stuff that is really disgusting at the end of the day,” he said. “First of all, Barack Obama’s hair is white. He looks like the black Santa Claus shaved his beard off. You don’t go looking from Tiger Woods to looking like Morgan Freeman in three years if you’re not working hard. There’s a racial charge I think that some people find offensive.” Mr. Jones went on to imply a racial double-standard because “Nobody calls [House Speaker John] Boehner lazy,” because he said he plays golf four times more than the president.
Oh, that’s scientific for you: Work causes your hair to turn white. And here I thought it was hereditary. Gee…What makes you go bald then?
So, once again: Obama and his friends are going to play the race card…well Nobody Says…why not? Okay! Here’s some unknown footage I just found of Barak Obama and Joe Biden taken when they were just kids hanging out in the neighborhood, proving that even as kids, they wanted everything to be handed to them…for free. Yes, the seeds of greed and gluttony were there to see even as kids.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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