Obama Speaks to the Nation, Without Bo
Nobody Cares
Nobody watched Obama’s speech today. At least, half of it… anymore and I would have needed two cases of Red Bull. Here’s the problem.:If you are not a well read person, and you get all your news from TV…you would have thought that most of Obama’s BS, about how nothing is his fault but the other parties, actually had some truth to it. Obama doesn’t talk to us like adults, he talks down to everyone. And this Nobody wants to know who is writing this guy’s speeches. Anyway, here’s short summary.
What did Obama tell the nation in his speech today?
Obama— Now, children: I am going to protect you from those big evil banks. When there is an unfairness in any business, trust me, I will be there to save the American people from outlandish fees that the banks are putting on every single poor citizen in this country.
KID— But, my daddy says the reason he can’t buy me that new video game is because the government takes too much taxes out of his paycheck? Is the bank taking money out too?
Obama— Well no, but the bank did some things that were…not nice. LEGAL, but not very nice.
KID—My mommy said that they should have gone to jail.
Obama— Well, we can’t do anything about that, but if my new jobs bill is passed, your daddy and mommy will never have to drive over that scary bridge every morning. You like that don’t you?
KIDS—What’s wrong with the bridge?
Obama—Every single bridge in America is falling apart kids. Your daddy or mommy might fall off those bridges some day and have to go to the hospital.
KID— My daddy says that we don’t have the money to build new bridges.
Obama— Well, if we pass this new jobs bill, we will…we’ve already figured out a way to pay for it!
KIDs—Really?
Obama: Yes, your mommy and daddy will pay for it, by the fact that, with the new rules under the EPA, under my guidance, we will have to necessarily raise all the utility bills. The good news is, we won’t have to borrow from China!
KID: oh.
Obama: Any more questions?
KID: Uh…mommy says solar panels don’t work, is that true?
Obama: Well, that’s just nonsense…of course they do. In fact in my jobs plan we will give billions of dollars to new companies in order for us to compete with China who is already beyond us in this field. We don’t want that to happen, do we? Have China be better than us in new energy?
KID: But, isn’t China also beating us in the space race? I heard they were going to the moon? Are we going to the Moon?
Obama: We’ve already been there sweetheart.
KID: Daddy says you sent guns to the Mexicans.
Obama: No, I did not. But, I did kill Osama bin Laden.
KID: But, the guns might come over here and hurt us.
Obama: I don’t want you to be scared about that. We are going to deport all the illegal’s who are criminals from our country. And also, Hillary Clinton ..has signed a small arms treaty with the United Nations to protect all American from guns. We will be gathering all the dangerous guns up in the very near future…so that you won’t have to worry.
KIDs: Mr. President: Can I still eat a cupcake?
Obama: Sure you can…just don’t get fat! Uh any more questions?
KID: Are Republicans mean?
Obama: Well…in a way they are. They are keeping teachers and firemen from getting back their old jobs. And every time I try to do something they block me. And that means, they are blocking the voice of the American people because kids, we live in a democracy, and you know what that means?
KIDs: NO
Obama: it means that whoever won the election gets to rule. And I won.
Obama: Now, before I go…can anyone tell me what I am saying here? (points to picture of himself in book)
One KID jumps up and down with his hand held high…
Obama: YES?
KID: You’re saying CUPCAKES for everyone if we pass the jobs bill!
Obama: Well, yes I am.
(Obama turns to his aid and whispers: “Give that kid a gold star, and invite him to my next State of the Union. I want to use him in that infomercial…What happened to that damn dog? Didn’t I tell you to get Bo here for this thing? Well go take the plane and get him!
Nobody Remembers: First Lady Obama Fashions
Nobody Remembers
Actually, I don’t. I don’t remember any first lady in the history of the United States feel like she had to run right out to Target and pick up some cheap stuff. So, when this was captured today and put all over the internet you have to ask yourself…
1. Is she on the board of ‘Target’?
2. How about Nike?
3. Is this all about trying to show she is sympathetic to the “poor” people, because she wants their vote?
4. Could that body-guard behind here look any more paranoid?
5. Is that “Pink Flush” she is wearing on her lips?
6. Could she buy an uglier pair of sunglasses?
7. Do you REALLY think that Michelle Obama would stand in line for anything?
And let’s not stop here: We must remember Michelle’s taste in clothes..refined. Who could forget the dress she wore when Obama accepted the Democratic nomination? 
Oprah was in tears…beause the dress looked like someone had dropped about 8 gallons of vampire blood down the front. It was symbolic of course. Grace, style…revenge. Trademarks of a true patriot.
And how about the seven thousand dollar shoes?
Michelle, you have to say, has the best designers in the world making her outfits. But obviously , it’s just not her taste.
I say, we let her wear Target around the White House. Take off those designer gowns Mrs Obama, come down to the poor house with the rest of us!
Just promise us one little favor. Next time you visit the queen, wear something a bit more..respectful. We don’t want the Queen to think you’re…tacky, now do we?
Fundamentally Crippling Obama’s Excuses
Nobody’s Opinion
In the book, “The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Civil War” , H.W. Crocker III, analyses all the great Civil War generals on both sides. The only one he really hates is Union General George B. McClellan. He called him a spoiled, egocentric child.
McClellan had a habit of blaming everyone but himself for everything. Nobody Remembers that In the early morning of the Battle of Mechanicsville (26, June 1862), when his forces were being forced back by the Confederates, he wrote this:
“I have lost this battle because my forces were too small. I again repeat that I am not responsible for the result. The government has not sustained this army. If you do not do so now the game is lost. If I save this army now, I tell you plainly that I owe no thanks to you or any other persons in Washington. You have done your best to sacrifice this army.”
Lincoln waited much too long to fire the man, but Nobody’s Perfect.
How often have we heard this bellyaching from ‘President’ Obama? He has not accepted any responsibility for any of the disastrous things he has done to our country. Instead, he blames Bush, the Congress, Japan’s Tsunami, and —just as the cowardly McClellan who never fought in any battles (unlike every other general of the Civil War) he now blames the American people themselves, by cowardly sending out all his foot soldiers to attack the unpatriotic tea party.
At the black caucus meetings last Saturday he told the blacks to quit crying and complaining, and to “put on your marching shoes” to follow him to battle for jobs and opportunity—because if they don’t vote him in again, the GOP vision would “fundamentally cripple America.”
Nobody Wins when the man in the office does not admit the fact that he has only himself to blame for fundamentally crippling America. And Nobody Wonders if Obama’s main re-election strategy is to “cripple America,” then blame it on the other party…so then the people will re-elect him to fix it?
Nobody’s Fool: I’m sure it makes perfect sense to him.
And speaking of “fundamentally crippling America”–
The IMF, that international bank that loans billions to dictators all over the world, is broke. Nobody Knows where in the world the old guy who ran the International Monetary Fund disappeared to after he and the maid did the tango in New York, but to all the rest of us it seems obvious that “they” wanted the very tanned Christine Lagarde IN, so that ‘they” could ask Britain and the United States to fork up ANOTHER 1.5 trillion to bail out Europe. China is willing to fork it up, but Nobody Knows that whenever you owe the pawnshop of communism you are in deeper trouble. Nobody Reports that the G-20 will be meeting in November and try to make the continued raping of the West look like they are “saving ” it.
Nobody Cares about another small tidbit that I found in The National Enquirer: Michelle Obama gave the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, a Gibson Hummingbird acoustic guitar. That guitar is illegal, according to her husband who recently and unfairly charged The Gibson Guitar Company of the Lacey Act.
He had rare “wood.” I know. You don’t want rare wood in your guitars OR your men, Michelle.
The penalty is $250,000 dollar fine and five years in jail. They say, she didn’t know anything about the act, therefore she is not guilty of committing a crime. Nobody Flashes that’s a very small potatoes crime. Her husband bombed Libya without going to Congress. But…as the progressives like to point out: everything is relative.
And on the subject of committing crimes: it was reported that Obama is now campaigning, heavily. He is going to the rich people’s homes where he is charging $35,000 dollars a couple.
Tell me, what would YOU expect to get for $35,000?
Obama is going all over the United States to …rape the rich, and he’s coming to St. Louis soon. Tom Carnahan will be giving him a big fund-raising party.
The Carnahan’s are the Kennedy’s of Missouri.
His energy development firm, Wind Capital Group was helped by a sizable credit authorized in the stimulus, for an energy project in northwest Missouri.
The big party is going to be held in the exclusive neighborhood of mansions called Westmoreland. This neighborhood, where once, Mayor Alfonzo Cervantes lived, (the mayor who had the arch built) is next to the Chase Park Plaza. The Chase was the home during the sixties and seventies of the Mafia. I knew women who told me that they use to be curriers for diamonds and cash at the Chase, which they would deliver to the rooms for the mob guys. The suitcases would be taken to Las Vegas.
Westmoreland had a lot of mob guys with big fancy homes there. So it’s fitting that Obama, can visit the very rich black entrepreneurs in this neighborhood too. In fact, they helped him get elected. Bill Clinton helped set them all get set up in lucrative cable companies. Nobody Thinks and will continue to point out, that the mob and the Democratic Party merged quite some time ago.
This neighborhood was named after another American Vietnam “McClellan” General: William Westmoreland, but unlike McClellan , before he died Westmoreland admitted how badly managed (that’s a nice word) the Vietnam war had been and said this:
The last man in the world who should have been criticized was the American soldier. They should have criticized me.
Someday when America is crippled beyond repair, Obama will say:
The last people in the world who should have been criticized was the American patriot. They should have criticized me.”
And that will be the day, that dolphins fly, parrots swim at sea, and polticians really care about the people they see.
Obama McClellan: He DID say he was Irish, didn’t he?
Simon Says: WAVE OBAMA!
NOBODY KNOWS
When this picture first came out…everybody thought it was photo-shopped. After all who in the world would do such a adolescent thing?
Comes to find out…our President!
So, who was he waving at?
Hi World! I just made a really fantastic speech here…did you hear it? I know, I’m in the middle again, and it was not easy to get here either. The lady next to me kept standing on my foot. I want you to know, that I did not photo-shop my birth certificate as they say…no..this is proof. Everyone is going to fight over whether I’m REALLY in this picture..because I look so fake! See! Something can look fake and it’s actually real! So America..you are a bunch of fools because that birth certificate is just as real as me standing here waving at cha! Ask that guy in the front row…he knows. Besides…here at the United Nations, I am the best and only hope for the world. I follow the just and equal Charter of the U.N., and hey—all I have to do is pay for a few more hotel bills. Oh…and that guy behind me is just another gook. These people really need me, and there are rumors that I might get the head job here if the elections don’t go so well. As President of the U.N. I will be able to get rid of that pesky Netanyahu who keeps trying to tell me Jewish history. Really. As if I don’t know.
Okay, so he looks like he is saying “Hi mom!” Don’t be fooled. He was probably waving at somebody he wanted to catch up with, forgetting that he would spoil the picture because to Obama…he IS the picture.
Either that or someone yelled out, “Hey Obama..WAVE!” And they caught the picture just to mess up his day! And that is why everyone else in the picture is laughing, because he is so stupid, he did it. Like when as kids you played Simon Says: Without saying Simon Says first.
Hey Obama…WAVE!
And he did. Photographer…wins!
Exploding Turbans…What?
Nobody Knows
—Wow…what a FUBAR of Muslim fanatical news we have coming at us this week.
That liberal rock star and Harvard dressing Ahmadinejad is coming to the United Nations, but not after ‘President’ Obama made his big speech about how right he was to “liberate” Libya first. Now that Congress has given him the unconstitutional right to go bomb anywhere he wants, he figures he can gloat at the United Nations about what a wonderful thing he has done, using the office of the Presidency to bomb Gaddafi, and then put our troops on the ground—when he said he wouldn’t.
It’s awfully nice to be a dictator.
Obama also met today with that Dracula looking, Afghanistan poop King-in-a-cape, Karzai, at the White House. Poor Karzai has lost his opium Kingpin brother and an ex-President all within the month: Both killed by the Taliban, or should I say…by the turban.
The former president of Afghanistan – Burhanuddin Rabbani, a major figure who was leading peace talks aimed at ending the war – was killed in his home Tuesday by a suicide attacker wearing an exploding turban.(I bet THAT was messy.)
Karzai didn’t look too pleased with Obama…so…is Obama giving back Afghanistan to his Muslim brotherhood? After all, we are getting out:
“Recent visits to Kabul by senior officials reflect growing eagerness to reduce its involvement in the country for both military and political reasons. But the …Russians are unlikely to leave until the military situation stabilize. There is no sign of that. The guerrillas, increasingly armed with American and other Western weapons, limit Soviet forces to the major cities and roads, The countryside belongs to them.”
That was an actual report from January, 1987. Substitute Americans for the Russians and it becomes quite clear. Russia and America: 0. Afghanistan: 10, minus half their population. But what the heck; Ever since Alexander the Great and his army marched through the Khyber Pass I think they are used to this whole “invasion” thing.
Losers get to go home now with missing arms, legs and genitals because they’ve already packed up the Hummers. Oh…but Obama did give a Congressional Metal to a guy who kept trying to save his buddies In Afghanistan because the MAIN command would not help them. They were busy watching porn probably…They all died of course, but just in time for Obama to score points with the military, by giving the metal to the guy that did try.
He needs their votes, just like the Jews. Maybe that’s why the plan is to make the army completely gay. The liberals will have another vote blog locked up— What?
So now, Obama has his own, Mogadishu. But no fear, nobody will criticized him for it. (but me)
Funny, when Bush was President, everything that happened on the field was his fault. Not Obama. He is wearing a golden bulletproof turban when it comes to being the Commander- in-Chief. Obama had this to say to Karzai:
“We both believe that despite this incident that we will not be deterred from creating a path whereby Afghans can live in freedom, safety, security and prosperity.”
(Nobody Says..make everyone turn in their turbans and burkas.)
Turbans are becoming fashionable!
Muslim FUBAR does not stop there: The biggest news is the Palestinians (who we have given over 4 billion dollars) have petitioned the United Nations for Nation status.
The Saudi’s this week gave the Palestinians $200 million dollars to “calm down” their insistence of statehood at the United Nations. The Saudi’s also gave $20 million dollars to the rebel Contras forces in Nicaragua.(in 1987) Evidently somebody here asked them too.
A few million here…a few million there. Gee.
The Saudi’s were put in power by the British, and our Presidents bow and kiss them. What’s up with that? Nobody Knows just WHY every single President, will NOT drill in America for our own oil. We are their puppets.
What ancient treaty did the United States make with the Saudi Kings that WE don’t know about? OR…who is among us that holds every single one of our Presidents hostage?
Everyone knows that the “alternatives” energies will take decades to develop. But every single one of our Presidents go with the ‘green’ crap. Bush had ethanol. Clinton is out spouting “green” energy, Obama can’t shut up about it. Mitt will be worse.
Nobody Thinks it’s all about the Saudi’s. BUT…one thing is sure: When your enemy comes to kill you, and hugs you…better look under the Saudi/Muslim/Taliban/ Hamas/ hood.
Burhanuddin Rabbani died when he hugged his assassin, who triggered the bomb, officials said.
Somebody needs to make the movie—Exploding Turbans! — Coming to YOUR Neighborhood soon!
Is Omar Sharif still alive? Can we get Barbara Streisand to play his Taliban wife?
Can we make it in 3-D?
What? 
Nobody’s Fool: Jackie Kennedy
Nobody’s Fool
As fast as the story came out, was about as fast as it was forgotten, but it was big news: Caroline Kennedy decided it was time for the world to hear “the rest of the story” from her mother, Jackie Kennedy…the woman who survived.
Arthur Schlesinger had interviewed Jackie after Jack’s death, in 1964, and she said things that had they had been released at the time she said them: would have caused more of a stir. So, you have to ask the question: Why did they take such a long time to release them?
Mmmmmmm?
As LBJ would say, in politics, nothing is a coincidence. (Or was it LBJ quoting FDR? )
Jackie, it seems, did not suffer fools. Unless of course it was her husband Jack. She had this to say about some very famous people of her time:
She called Indira Gandhi “a real prune — bitter, kind of pushy,” and said she had told Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev at a dinner to stop boring her with statistics on Ukraine. (He laughed.)
But it was her extreme dislike of Martin Luther King that was the most…shall we say, to this Nobody “refreshing”. Evidently, the FBI was recording him, and she heard him say some pretty nasty things about Jack’s funeral.
After being told by her husband of some of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s alleged sexual peccadilloes after “that freedom march thing,” she called the civil rights leader “a phony.”
“I just can’t see a picture of Martin Luther King without thinking, you know, that man’s terrible.”
Gee…and Martin Luther King’s memorial just went up in the National Mall. Good timing Caroline, you’re mother would be proud.
Nobody Remembers one particular phone conversation of Jackie’s that I had heard on the radio…LBJ was on the other line. Her voice was almost a complete imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s. She sounded fake, breathy, and she was so sweet and obsequious to LBJ, I felt like I was listening to phone sex..
Jackie, like many people in history, think LBJ had her husband killed. So, it was not just Martin Luther King she was horrified of, it was also LBJ. No wonder she used all her charm.
“Jack said it to me sometimes. He said, ‘Oh, God, can you ever imagine what would happen to the country if Lyndon were president?”‘ she recalled. (And they were right.)
“If they’re killing Kennedys, then my children are targets…I want to get out of this country.”
And so she did. She married one of the richest men in the world (Aristotle Onassis) to protect her children, and moved.
You have to say one thing about Jackie—She was born a thoroughbred, and stuck to that stamp of elite all through her life, with grace. She made the elites of our time look like Snookie pigs in a mud slide.
Jackie was by all accounts a terrific mother. Many thought that her son would have been President one day…and the country certainly would have been better off without the Clintons in power…if they had not have killed him.
Oh…excuse me, his plane crashed…
Someday I hope to hear another story about how grandma Caroline thinks that her brother’s death was not an accident…
Anyway, Jackie survived, and thankfully did not live to see her son’s plane crash.
Nobody Thinks that the release of this very important information from the Democrats dynasty, right before an upcoming presidential election, shows that at least the last Kennedy standing, wanted to put the record straight.
They will hide this revelation: It’s not as important as “jobs” they will say. But in the world of politics, it’s nice to know that at least one person from history who was there, had enough courage to tell the American people the truth.
It’s about friggin, time.
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS SpongeBob SquarePants
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we find out a clue to an important question that many of us in the nation have been asking ourselves—
Was Obama raised on SpongeBob SquarePants? Has he been secretly watching the program? Does he watch SpongeBob on his I-Phone? Is that why he fought the Secret Service so hard to keep it?
Have you noticed recently that Obama seems to keep repeating himself? Could the President have short-term attention deficit?
This important research was released today:
CHICAGO (AP) – The cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants is in hot water from a study suggesting that watching just nine minutes of that program can cause short-term attention and learning problems in 4-year-olds.
Frankly, I’m worried. By his behavior, and by this new information, it’s possible that Obama has logged in more than five or six years of Mr. SquarePants, which explains why he keeps ending up on the golf course. He really has no idea how many times he has been there. He simply doesn’t remember. He has short-term deficit…a problem even SpongeBob himself does not have.
Just today, ‘President’ Obama gave a jobs speech, repeating the very same things he has been talking about since before he was elected: and yet, he is acting like it’s a brand new concept. Tax the rich. Tax the rich,…and tax the rich.
This continuous repetition about taxing the rich…is becoming a red flag for his obvious SpongeBob metal deficit.
But there is more: He wants to rebuild the infrastructure of the United States. But, somehow he has forgotten the GE moved all its manufacturing to China. He said that’s what the FIRST $800 billion dollar stimulus was for, jobs and infrastructure. We all remember—but…nothing was shovel ready, when he said it would be shovel ready. That was only a year ago. Did he forget?
Is Obama seeing Lobsters dancing when he looks down from Air Force One? Is there a SquarePants Czar in the Oval Office telling him to get on the plane? Is that why he keeps getting on Air Force One? He forgot he was just on it?
This just in:
President Barack Obama on Monday proposed paying for his jobs plan by eliminating $467 billion in tax breaks for wealthier Americans and corporations, triggering a new battle with Republicans in Congress.
He said that he would “take” away tax loopholes, to anyone making $200,000 a year, or a family making $250,000. That means, if you are thinking about giving to the mentally ill down the street,(or in the White House) or public broadcasting, just so that you can keep some money to take a vacation this year… FORGET IT!
Obama is also suggesting cutting the Social Security taxes in half. Did he forget what he has promised? He wants to SAVE the program. Yep, he forgot.
Poor SpongeBob. He has no clue that the very President he has been entertaining for all these years, is actually trying to pass a bill that will destroy his job. People will not have enough money left after paying for all the new taxes to continue their Nickelodium cable subscriptions. But, good news…the kids in Saudi Arabia will still get their SpongeBob fix. Which…could be a good thing when they forget just where they were suppose to detonate.
The test said that it was the fast paced actions of SpongeBob that caused the “brains” to stop functioning.
Really, it’s not the fast action of the program that is making kids stupid, it’s the politically correct garbage they pump out on the show. Thank goodness SpongeBob was not around during the first landing on the moon…those guys would still be up there, having forgot where they placed the moon module.
So…either SpongeBob SquarePants is really a secret-ops CIA initiative to dumb down the world, (including the Taliban) or the Republicans are streaming it into Obama’s head when he sleeps. Nobody is glad I figured this out.
If you want final proof that our President suffers from short-term attention deficit, he said “PASS THIS BILL!” fifteen times during his speech, and since that time, he has been repeating it every five minutes.
If I were a Republicans candidate running for election, I would certainly bring this matter of Obama’s SpongeBob short-term mental deficit up in the debates.
Of course…they might have to repeat it to him a few times…
Will the Real Flake Please Sit Down…?
Nobody Flashes:
If you, like me, worry about the superior speaking ability of Obama in this upcoming election–his superb way of holding his head high, and how he always sounds like he knows what he is talking about–let us compare him to this fine chap, Daniel Hannan, conservative from South England. Someone who REALLY knows how to use the English language.
Obama without his teleprompter is like Helen Keller without her braille. We’d do well to remember that. (Enjoy the Flake! )
Nobody Gets Email: A 9/11 Rant
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s another one of my favorite ranters! And a very fitting lesson for the 9/11 weekend. The ending is especially wonderful.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to my liberal friend, JR)
President “Wannabe” Obama
Real Americans
Nobody Cares
Me and JQA...
After watching the Republican debate last night, I really didn’t care to watch ‘President’ Obama read his thoughts on how America was going to smash the deficit barrier with green jobs and FDR’s remake of rebuilding our infrastructure. God knows, after all the tornadoes, fires, earthquakes, flyover of Air Force One, Google vacuuming vast volumes of electricity, blackouts, and floods— we do need it, but by the time Obama gets his own ideas off his teleprompter, he will be long gone…Unless of course we get attacked right before the election, which, according to many psychologists who have labeled him a psychotic narcissist dealing with a less than full deck, it’s an attack we could very well expect.
Our lives seem to go on, and America is like a runaway train, heading for a major collision, like in the movie “Unstoppable.” Sure it could be stopped, but with Timmy Giethner at the helm, it’s not likely to happen. Somebody call Denzel Washington…maybe HE could tell Obama to put on the brakes. (good movie. )
Anyway, I wanted to tell a small story about my trip to the famous Arch. The “Gateway to the West.” The steel monument that is a favorite stop for Indiana vacationers, and anyone else who has a bucket list of tall stuff to visit.
Arch of St. Louis
I went with my friend Pattie, who weighs all of 2 pounds, and my husband. The elevator to the top fits only five people. Its shaped like an egg, and you go up the leg, and then get out, and climb about fifty steps and there you are at the top. It’s a pretty quick trip.
The top (see fuzzy picture) is not too big. And there we were, leaning over and looking at the one small riverboat below, when I heard it: someone was singing, in a loud voice, and in a language I didn’t even recognize. I was trying to talk to my friends, and I said.
- Me at top of Arch
“I don’t know, I can’t hear you because someone just feels like singing!”
Then, a middle age lady came over to me and whispered..”He’s saying his prayers..shssss” as if…as if..I should understand that in America, if someone wants to sing loud prayers annoying everyone at the top of the arch, we need to respect that.
As I looked over, there he was: a black man in a white Muslim dress..you know, all the way down to his feet, and a pretty little hat, all lined in some kind of gold trim. You didn’t have to use much instinct to know that this guy was TRYING to annoy us all. His giveaway? The grin on his face, and the fact that he was praying to San Francisco, not Mecca. Not that San Francisco doesn’t need prayers.
On the way down, we happened to get a couple in the elevator who were so fat, they both took up three seats, and didn’t even want us to get in. We could have said “Sure, we’ll catch the next one.” but I was not going to spend another two minutes listening to Michael Muslim yodel. Good thing Pattie weights 2 pounds.
When we got back down again, we saw the “Muslim” walking with his girlfriend, holding hands, and she had on a very pretty shimmering outfit, very Las Vegas style— Muslim wannabes.
If I had to do it over again, I would have broke into the National Anthem. In fact, next time I see a Muslims praying, that’s exactly what I intend to do—which brings me back to the Republican debates and Obama.
When asked about immigration, Rick Santorum, Republican candidate from Pennsylvania, went into his Italian mother and father coming over and we should welcome all immigrants, yada, yada, yada,…failing to mention that his parents learned English, and did not get instant Social Security, full medical benefits, and a free college education. Many Mexicans are not assimilating, and neither are the Muslims.
And with a President Wannabe, who has shown no intention whatsoever of becomiing a real American…what else can we expect?
The Loaded Gun in the Internet …(Hi NSA!)
Nobody’s Opinion
The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read. It will be the person who does not know how to learn…Alvin Toffler
(Nobody was thinking about this today because I learned from my friend, that two doors down from her house, a man went out to his front yard, and shot himself. He had been searching for a job for two years. He leaves behind a wife and two kids.)
The subject: Money. 
Just before Obama’s job speech this upcoming week, we find out, that the United States Post office might have to close for the winter. It is $8.5 billion in the hole, mainly due to the fact that 80% of its expenses are due to union labor costs. Layoffs are coming, (they want to lay off 220,000) and since the Post Office has bought many blacks into the middle class, under Obama, they are going to lose big time.
They want Congress to bail them out. (More than likely, they will)
So…where’s Jesse Jackson? Maybe he’s not saying much because they are thinking about letting the Post Office deliver beer and wine to your door to make money, and Jesse’s son (plural?) got very lucrative Budweiser dealerships in Chicago…because Jesse was threatening just about everyone under the CEO sun with race extortion during the Clinton years.
Drinking is a very popular pastime during any depression, and so, they are thinking ahead.
The P.O. still delivers around three billion pieces of mail a day, so what gives? Like most governmental branches, billions of dollars were lost to overpaid employees pension fund.
The “progressives” like Alvin Toffler, and the banks and businesses must be pretty excited about this, and this is why—
For most of the United States history when you made money, you could put it in your bank account, and no one touched it but you. It took a judge to grab it, but if you did not break the law, you knew, it was safe.
While the invention of the internet has been as big of a benefit as the invention of the light bulb— there are setbacks.
For one…nobody writes anymore. Many of our schools are not even teaching cursive. And it’s not just us. The Chinese are so good at texting, millions of Chinese kids can only text, they are not learning to write Chinese.
So, this is the change…less study, therefore, less knowledge. There is incredible value in teaching how to write cursive. Hand to eye coordination for one. But, it will be lost to the future generations who will only need to know how to ‘learn’ according to Alvin.
Tell me, what can you ‘learn’ without reading? How to re-cycle? How do you type if you can’t read? Someone should stuff this man in a time capsule and keep him in China. (I’m sorry, Alvin gets under my fingernails, like dirt. I like to pick at him.)
But, this is what bugs me the most about this great “change.”
If you can’t pay your bills anymore by check, then you will have to let, all your bills be paid online. Paying by the ever disappearing US mail will of course, triple the overdue fines. All these people, who once could never reach into your personal pocket will be able to just, whenever they want, take money out of your account. I’m bombarded every single day with “Save a TREE! Pay Online.”
Uh…no thanks. I’d rather plant a few trees…tell Al.
When the Post office closes we will all be forced, not to pay what we want when we want, and how MUCH we want— but to have minions of businesses and governmental agencies grab what they feel they deserve.
Cash will disappear. It’s happening now.
For instance: anyone who has been charged some ungodly medical bill knows how the hospitals want their money NOW.
“You had an MRI..took 15 minutes. Cost $10.000.” You have a job. (making $35,000 a year) Pay half this week.”
If you did not have control, they would just wipe your bank account off the map.
You know it. I know it. But the kids, they haven’t figured it out yet. They are being programmed that a company having access to your bank account is just so EASY! Isn’t it wonderful? Hey kids! Computing is cool. You don’t even have to write a check!
It’s the future!
Tell me, when you get a back statement, and you pay maybe ten dollars over the limit each month, what’s to keep some credit card company from grabbing fifty dollars more?
Nothing. 
And if you protest, what? Are you going to wait weeks before its resolved?
When the Post Office goes, we will lose freedom. Freedom to control our own money.
And think about it, maybe that what they want. God forbid we get hit with a EMP, as they seem to think we will be. We will all have to trade for food.
Twenty Years ago Alvin Toffler predicted just that. He said that in the future money would be gone. We’d all go back to “trading” whatever we had. Think of it:
“I’ll mow your lawn if you give me some of those cucumbers neighbor!”
And Alvin calls that …progress, that we need to ‘learn’ to accept.
“We need to train thousands of young people in the perspectives and techniques of scientific futurism, inviting them to share in the exciting venture ofmapping probable futures.”
The Future Shock thesis presents people as being ‘overwhelmed’ by change to a point of widespread dysfunctionality that might cause widespread social breakdown, so it is said. Mmmmm….I’d like to overwhelm some Future Shock authors.
Benjamin Franklin started the first Post Office in Philadelphia on July 26, 1775 by decree of the Second Continental Congress. If Ben had read Alvin’s previous quote he would have said.,
“Half the truth is often a great lie.”
Technology is our future…but it can also be our destruction. Like the gun in a serial killer’s hand, or a nukes in Ahmadinejad’s hand, or all the money in the control of the banks— in the wrong hands…it can be deadly.
As the wife of the poor man who shot himself now knows.
Obama: It’s MORE than just a name…
Nobody’s Perfect:
Obama loves Islam.
Hey, It’s Nobody Get Email weekend. We’ve all heard Obama say these things, but Nobody Remembers just how many times he has professed a love for the Muslim faith. Frankly, while I was watching this I was wishing he could have been talking about Americans. Sad. Maybe his “fundamentally changing America” has more meaning than redistributing the wealth.
Nobody Thinks the candidates should be talking more about this, and China.
(Thanks to Pattie)
Progressively Fear-Baiting Puppies
Nobody’s Opinion: Here we go again: Katia the hurricane is heading for New Orleans. Really, the nerve. She should have gone to Texas, because about right now, you could do a fast quick-step in the dirt, cause a spark, and burn down half of Dallas it’s so dry. New Orleans doesn’t need more mud on Bourbon Street, the participation from urination will keep it wet well through 2050.
But, we live in the world of “Hurry up and make it sound ominously like the end.” I realized that we are getting minute by minute updates on disasters, storms, debt crisis, and terrorists, and it’s becoming annoying. I get extremely overly excited when I see a puppy commercial now because I’m getting so desperate for something normal to come on TV.
“Look…Look…a puppy! A puppy!”
I’m not proud of this, but I figure it’s not my fault. I’m becoming Armageddon challenged.
I was pretty scared by Kim’s Kardashian’s wedding myself. I find myself praying that she would NOT bear children. Can you just imagine their children? What is he…six feet fourteen? Mixed that with 64tripleD boobs…we are talking a whole new species. The planet doesn’t have that much room.
I was thinking about the fear factor today, and how the news is ALWAYS bad, and decided to make a list of all the things I’m suppose to fear from both parties, in order to get a logical perspective:
Democrats:
Pollution:
1. Take it from Daryl Hanna: if you burn oil in your car, you are destroying the very water, food, and air that you breath. If a pipeline is built down through the United States from Canada, it will spill into the aqueducts and kill all the poor illegal’s in New Mexico, who will be drinking it out of the local desert spigots. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty dire.
The fact that those tanks from Fema that are meant to protect DreamWorks won’t be needed anymore because the sheer volume of oil, if it should happen to escape the pipeline, will destroy Los Angeles, along with Steven’s famous props from JAWS.
Almost makes you want to give Daryl a big hug. Go ahead guys. She probably hasn’t had a good hug since John-John left her for that other blond.
AND MORE Pollution:
2. Al Gore is right. He won, and the earth lost because Al did not become President and therefore we have to close down all the parks in California, so that the Bohemian Grove can fit more people in it this year. Obama is bringing his whole tribe from Kenya, and they need to build more tents. In fact he plans to leave them there. That’s why they have to close the parks to the public. God forbid they wander into the Redwood forest and find drunk Kenyan’s roasting Mexicans.
The rich this year have so much discuss: Basically, how do they keep the banks printing enough money so that Fannie and Freddie can give more homes to Obama’s new arrivals, and kept their bonuses coming on strong? And …should they let Janet Napolitano dress in drag this year?
Jobs
3. The poor illegal immigrants must get amnesty, or America is doomed. As Bill Clinton warned, without new young Nino’s, wino’s and Nina’s, those guys in DC will have to take less. Besides, they are starving, and if that tea party doesn’t let them in, then we just won’t kick them out. If we have no more gardeners, fruit pickers and welfare recipients, the country will just collapse. After all, politicians have a lot of pools to clean.
SEX
4. Most important on of all, we need to protect the gays. If we DONT protect the gays, then who will the women turn to when those mean, nasty, and chauvinistic men divorce them? There are so many starving children in the world, and if we have more gays adopting, we can truly have a diversified America. The future of the world depends on it.
Doomsday
5. The tea party people are going to destroy the planet. They must die. They are old, and hopefully they will die, because they have planned to lynch the blacks. In fact, every black should start circling around the banks because that’s where the tea party people have their money. The blacks have no jobs because tea party people think the racist Constitution is something they want to save. Good thing they have a black President to point that out.
6. Sarah Palin, might run for President. If that happens, progressives will have to move for real.
Republicans:
Total FUBAR:
1. Obama
2. Obama
3. Obama
4., 5., 6, Obama.
Okay, what more can he do?
And most importantly, what can we do?
I suggest, we replace all Democrats with puppies. I’m at a loss for logical solutions.
Nobody NOTES: Okay, they are using the fear factor to bring us to our knees every day, but there is ONE fear that happened to really work. When the American people found out that Obama supported a Mosque being built right by ground zero, they got really mad. I’m not making this up. All of a sudden the thought of Texans walking down fifth avenue sent the snobs on Martha’s Vineyard into a real tizzy.
SUDDENLY, a new building appeared out of thin air… after ten long years of nothing, and it’s reported on every single day by Fox News. As if to say…”Okay! Okay! Calm down! We are building something—.jeez!
But…just don’t pray there.”
Maybe we should replace all Muslims with puppies too. The planet would thank us.
(Nobody notes: Please, before you think I hate all Muslims, it’s the religion stupid, not the people.)
If It Looks Like Fascism: Walks Like Fascism: It Sure as Hell Ain’t Cherry Pie
Nobody Remembers
I remember my dear departed mother that day…when she saw little Elian Gonzales being taken away at gunpoint in Miami, in the middle of the night. Big burly soldier were pointing their guns at an unarmed family. Little Elian was torn out from the arms of the man who saved him from the water, after of course, his mother drowned trying to get her son to America…away from Castro. My mother screamed in horror..and despair:
“America is dead! Oh lord..it’s dead…it’s dead..!!..”
My mother had survived World War II, and while many already in American were passive to the event, not the older ones. Not the men and women who had fought the Nazi’s and the Fascists, and the Japs.
Our schools had already done a fine job of erasing those moments in time, but still, that was NOT suppose to happen in America. Janet Reno took a small boy, and gave him BACK to Castro.
Neither one of could believe our own eyes. We felt the same way when they basically burned down the innocents at Waco. Tanks were used then. But the media made those “armed” citizens out to be a threat. Not as much as Janet. Little children were burned.
Too bad. They were religious zealous we were told.
Today I was listening to the President of Gibson Guitars, Henry Juszkiewicz, described how armed men had come into his company, threatened his workers, and confiscated enough wood to put production back a month. It was all legal of course, but he was told if he moved his plant to Madagascar, then they would leave him alone.
Face it America…we are witnessing American Fascism. And we…remain silent.
You see, we have been brainwashed to never question the affairs of our government. Our media TELLS us about it, but then moves on to the latest weather storm.
Well, that Gibson Guitar Company has been running porn for..wait. They have done nothing wrong at all, while our own government sells weapons to drug cartels.
Who’s the criminal here?
Do not doubt them. And if you do, guns will come into your business, or home.
Now, go across the Atlantic to Russia, where BP, has an office.:
British Petroleum (BP) was visited by bailiffs and about 15 armed special forces with machine guns in Moscow office on Wednesday, saying it was “part of a pressure campaign against BP.” What did BP do? Well, they were negotiating with the Russian oil Major Rosneft to drill in the Arctic. And then all of a sudden the contract was given to ExxonMobil.
Cliff Kupchan, a Russian specialist in Washington said the BP raid reminds us of the “continuing, often capricious, non rule of law based business environment that frequently impairs business in Russia.”
Can you say that bursting into any business with guns waving in a guitar factory is NOT capricious, with no rule of law” is impairing business here in America? This only happens in communist Russia, or China we say.
Nope…it happening here. I bet we don’t hear about half of the stuff going on. I’m convinced that media is covering most of it up. .”It happened to HIM not me.” we say to ourselves.
But, it’s only a matter of time.
Will B.B. King speak up? Chuck Berry? Gene Simmons? Bono? Anybody? Think about it, I’m sure there are plenty of musicians mad as hell about his, but you do not see one of them on the any station.
I was reading about this on Glenn Beck, and I picked the most interesting comments from his readers:
It’s called Internationalism and it is being pushed by the U.N.. In this extreme concept of Internationalism the wealthy nations must be brought down and the poor nations brought up, at the expense of the wealthy, in order to create a more uniform global market place.
This concept is not new and it is being taught in many of our schools. It is imported from Geneva, Switzerland, and it is called the International Baccalaureate Program (IB). The International Baccalaureate organization is an NGO of the U.N.. It does not support our Bill of Rights. It supports and promulgates the U.N. declaration of Human Rights, something quite different. It is anti-American.Well if you tell Right to work states to shift manufacturing to favored third world nations where Trumpka is trying to organize them, then you pave the way for their left wing utopia at the expense of American workers & the ability to lead independent lives free from the government or collectivist union leaches.
On another blog someone from Austria saw the Gibson story and pointed out this was straight up fascism at work. Every other guitar company is unionized & contribute to democrats – welcome to left wing neo-f
One of Gibson’s leading competitors is C.F. Martin & Company. The C.E.O., Chris Martin IV, is a long-time Democratic supporter, with $35,400 in contributions to Democratic candidates and the DNC over the past couple of election cycles. According to C.F. Martin’s catalog, several of their guitars contain “East Indian Rosewood.” In case you were wondering, that is the exact same wood in at least ten of Gibson’s guitars.
There you go…the little nobody’s know what’s happening, thank God. NOW..anyone who EVER picked up a guitar, should be screaming and writing Congress.
My first guitar: L-4 CES Mahogany-Electric
And remember…drink your tea.
Nobody Wins when a govenment comes in with guns on law- abiding citizens.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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