“Let Mikey Put the Final Nail in the Coffin!”
Nobody Wonders
As predicted, right after Obama took his monumental and un-constitutional executive order to give amnesty to 5 million illegal’s, another story of race took our minds off what just happened.
If you watch the news as much as I do, it’s always happens. They force what they don’t want on the television off, by manufacturing another big story.
And it’s always filled with fear, suspense, and emotion.
Even the black people felt that Obama had picked another ‘race’ of people over them when he announced his grand amnesty plan. And now, it’s clear that John Boehner, still the leader of the House, is going to go ahead with an immigration amnesty that will not be even close to what the American people want.
But, can we blame the amnesty only on Obama? Nope.
Remember NAFTA? Remember the Bush’s relentless promoting of the Hispanic people? Globalization has destroyed our jobs, and that’s because our politicians have been taking OUR money and spreading it around to their rich benefactors and other countries.
If the average person could even grasp the Mafia-like corruption of our own Congressmen, most of us would never believe such people could exist. We can go all the way back to the Rockefeller arm of the Republican Party, which forced Ronald Reagan to accept George Bush as his running mate.(Even though the concept went back to the Fabian society in England.)
Ronald Reagan was the last President who was for the American people. When George H.W. Bush took over, the globalist’s big corporations, NEW WORLD ORDER, was put into full gear.
The few at the top of both parties made big deals with men like Bill Gates, in return, they would get lower taxes and be allowed to amass fortunes, but only on the promise to use their fortunes for the good of the world…always good PR.
Our government helped get the big companies into China and India, and a quid pro quo was established. The American people were pretty much forgotten. Our market, is just not big enough. Watch any of them and when they hear that the Americans have lost jobs, they are quick to say, “YES! But the Chinese middle class has grown! The rest of the world is coming up!”
You’d have to have the IQ of a kumquat to not realized what the end game is here.
That’s how our government works. Not for the average Joe, but for the crony capitalist. Remember, the bailout of Wall Street was done by both Bush AND Obama. It was Bush who pushed for houses for the poor, and Barney Frank who forced the banks to lend, and Bill Clinton who changed the law so the banks could gamble it all away.
The “good” of the world to them, is not what is good for us. Like Obamacare. Frankly, many of them have expressed that they would like to see many of us dead, and have even said so. 
I know. I know, you have heard that this is a nutcase scenario, and on Fox news they would call you a conspiracy nut. Even democrats would ostracize you.
There is nothing wrong with giant corporations, but look around: The big Wal-Marts and the mergers are so big, the little guy really doesn’t have much of a chance anymore.
And while Rush Limbaugh keeps trying to tell us, that you can MAKE it in America if only you try, he did it when the country was so much different then when he rose up.
The dirty little secret in the halls of Congress is that they all know that the population is old, and simple math tells them they HAVE to have more young people in the country to prop it up. And because of globalization, Americans can’t compete with the rest of the world because of other countries lower wages.
Was there a planned event to downsize the America economy so that a New World Order would emerge? We’re not sure. But, it seems every single thing they do, whether democrat or republican, the results are the same. America IS being downsized. And this nobody thinks: By design.
The politician, the CEO’s are no longer “Americans”—- they are…global citizens. They don’t think they work for the America people at all. If they did, they would actually promote America, but they don’t. They are all egomaniacs thinking about “Saving the world!” but— just not on our dime, not theirs. And that dream is making them all very, very rich.
We are being programmed to expect the already chosen runners for 2016: Hillary VS Bush.
It really doesn’t matter which one wins. If they put both of their faces on our TV long enough, we will all just accept it.
In the meantime, Obama is stoking race riots….and he’s doing it on purpose….to take us all away from what is just about to happen: The flooding of our country with new arrivals.
Just tonight I heard the Mayor of St. Louis say they are going to need over 160 new cops in the city or else businesses will leave because of what happened in Ferguson.
Nobody Knows who’s going to pay for this, but it will be the taxpayers. And many of them, will move. We will be the new Detroit.
The police state is already being slowly put in place, and the office of the Presidency will continue to grow stronger and stronger.
And so…Nobody Wonders…is there anyone that’s going to stand up and say: HEY! YOU guys work for us!…?
The revolution in this country, should not be black against white, but the people against this insane, corporate, tyrannical government. But that won’t happen.
We have…too many uneducated people, and too many in emotional and financial pain.
As long as they keep us divided, and scared, suffering, (stoned) and hopeless…they can continue. It seems to the plan, and they’re sticking to it. 
Nobody Knows: Shouldn’t We Rename Obamacare— Soylent Black?
Nobody Knows
“The trouble we’ve seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnn!
Wait. Nobody is coming to you tonight from an undisclosed location, not far from the deep cesspool bowels of Ferguson, Missouri. I can see the fires from my house. And the question tonight is: Will my blow-up Santa Teddy Bear sitting on my front lawn be there in the morning? Will I wake up tomorrow morning, put my feet on the floor, and in the words of Dustin Hoffman say: “Is it safe?”
Nobody Knows.
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And speaking of great mysteries: Tonight the family watched the second Hunger Game movie. Okay. So I’m a bit behind the populous, but Nobody really wants to know: The heroine “CAT” goes into the game with no water, no food, no coat, and YET, she ALWAYS has a full load of arrows in her arrow case. It’s simply magic..she shoots monkeys, people, birds, and somehow NEVER runs out of arrows. Nobody Knows if the scriptwriters even care about this rather unenlightened attention to detail, but since the story is all about the rich against the poor, nobody really cares about this little detail…until some teenage girl goes out with her bow and arrows and runs out of arrows, and then starves in the woods because of it.
And speaking of rich people who “care.”
On The FIVE today, (FOX) everyone was so excited…because, who knew? Jeb Bush says he might, or probably will, it’s fairly certain, and it’s already in the bag— that he will be the nomination for the GOP in 2016. Although he admits it’s going to be a real job trying to convince most of the nation that we should step aside and let the Bush’s take control again. Nobody also knows that when Jeb started twisting his head to the right, the VERY same way that George W. did— OMG, I wanted to scream! It’s like THE MUMMY RETURNS!
I didn’t.
Wait. That’s not the worst of it: Dana Perino was overjoyed with the fact that Jeb might run. Well…who knew? She said with great profuseness that Jeb would be better than Hillary—and he’s so …humble.
Humble is not exactly the word I have for Jeb Bush. Jeb Bush is about as appealing as a cold cup of coffee, sitting on top of a pile of dirty dishes, on a cold winter morning. Just the fact that he’s even running means, that like Hillary, he feels entitled to carry the mantle. Hardly humble.
And speaking of humble…
Nobody Knows that some of the black Rams Football players came out and held up their hands…to show that they are humble to be there in front of the crowd and to thank them all…the fans, for attending the game…because very soon, nobody is going to be coming to the games anymore.
And speaking of people not coming to the games anymore, It’s started to come out why Chuck Hagel was fired, uh…or resigned, or whatever happened, he’s not coming to the “war games” anymore. What was the problem? It seems, Obama kept micromanaging everything from the Oval Office.
From The Washington Post:
“There is teeth-gnashing over micromanagement,” a senior defense official said. “Relations have not been great.”
Under Obama, the National Security Council has delved into the nitty-gritty of shaping war policy in the Middle East and Afghanistan, sometimes subjecting senior officials to hours of meetings to reach incremental decisions.
Earlier this year, the decision on how many U.S. troops would remain in Afghanistan in 2015 was the subject of 14 meetings of NSC deputies, four gatherings involving Cabinet secretaries and other NSC “principals,” and two NSC sessions with the president, according to a former senior administration official.
The consequence of those meetings was to pare back the military’s request by just 700 troops — from 10,500 to 9,800.
White House officials regularly call commanders in Afghanistan to gauge their thinking on the progress of the war and their future troop needs. Those calls were a particular source of irritation to Gates, who said he tried to squelch them during the first two years of Obama’s presidency. In a speech this month at the Ronald Reagan presidential library, he recalled being shocked to discover that a direct telephone line to the White House had been installed in the Afghanistan headquarters of the elite Joint Special Operations Command. I had them tear it out while I was standing there,” Gates said. “And I told the commanders, ‘You get a call from the White House, you tell them to go to hell and call me.’
Nobody knows why we even have a Secretary of Defense when the “President” wants the last say on everything…after all, he IS the Commander-in-Chief, and he never misses an opportunity to say so…
Which leads me to the last mystery:
A Dutch woman is driving a big farm plough truck to the South Pole. She just wants to. She wants to “inspire” others to do things, and that’s why she’s’ doing it.
She has 3,000 miles to go.
Personally, I think she should run for President. Why take snow dogs, when you can ride in a nice warm cabin on big wheels? I’d say the woman has more sense than the men.
I’d go with her, but I have to watch my blow-up Teddy…just in case.
Next week, we will ask the age-old questions: Why can’t we just push Stephan Hawking down a big black hole?
The answer is too depressing, so I’ll save it for next week, and I’m signing off tonight from my undisclosed black hole of mysteries.
Don’t bother me. I’m enjoying this hunger game.
Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS Harvard Student Cameron Shenk
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, we have two Harvard men, doing rather dirty deeds, so let’s get right to it:
FIRST: Harvard alumni “President” Barack Obama today had a meeting at the White House on “race” and the problems of the militarized police department. The main complaint of the blacks was the fact that the police that came to the streets of Ferguson had military weapons: BIG military weapons. And just how did the police departments GET those big huge military weapons? Mmmmmmmmm?
From Obama! He slipped it into his Obamacare law while nobody was looking. In his own words he said he wanted his own civilian army:
From the Huffy Post:
In the past five years, grants from five different federal agencies have totaled about $18 billion — money that has gone toward everything from office supplies to mine-resistant armored vehicles, or MRAPs, fit for the battlefield.
A recent review of a handful of MRAPs given to local law enforcement agencies found that the federal government had spent $5.7 million on these types of vehicles in New York state alone. The administration’s report documented a total of 617 MRAPs and 616 aircraft among the 460,000 total pieces of controlled property currently maintained by local police forces.
Never let a good crisis to waste as Obama’s old Chicago advisor Rahm the Jewish boy from purgatory used to say: So what does Obama want now?
He wants MORE money to give the police and even more power, and camera’s on every police shoulder. (As if the NSA was not enough)
The White House has asked for $263 million in funding for police body cameras and training in the wake of the shooting death of unarmed 18-year-old Michael Brown. Which interactions, for example, would be recorded? How would the review process work? Such questions are further complicated by state laws that differ on when and where people may be recorded, as well as how such recordings may be stored and accessed by the public.
And then there’s Harvard extension student, Cameron Shenk:
BOSTON (AP) — A Boston man who police say fell naked through the ceiling of a women’s bathroom at Boston’s airport and then assaulted an elderly man has been ordered held without bail pending a hearing next week.
Cameron Shenk was arraigned Wednesday on charges that include attempted murder, assault and battery on a person over 60, and lewd and lascivious conduct.
Police say the 26-year-old Shenk fell through the ceiling at about noon Saturday. He had allegedly sneaked into the bathroom, undressed inside a stall and climbed into the ceiling crawl space. Police say he then fled the bathroom and assaulted an 84-year-old man.
Shenk’s lawyer said he is a student studying economics at Harvard Extension School and has no history of mental illness. A hearing to determine whether he is dangerous to the public is scheduled.
Well…he DID bite the man’s ear off, but in comparison to our President’s litany of unconstitutional and criminal actions, that’s a minor offense from a Harvard Alumni.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it the guy who climbed up naked into the ceiling of a bathroom, and bit a man’s ear WHILE being naked? Maybe wanting to just enjoy the taste of an ear?
Or was it Barack Obama: Who not only took money from Medicare to build up his own private army, but now is pushing his race generals to start a race war to get even MORE power for the civilian army?
Because that’s what police are: civilians. (Watch video one more time) you could argue that Obama did not have a hand in putting all that fire power in the hands of our police department, and he has yet to create this “corps” he talks about in Obamacare…but…why start from the ground up, when you already have the men in place?
In its announcement Monday, the White House noted a “lack of consistency” in how these federal grants (to militarize the police( have been implemented. Yet at the same time, the White House review claims the programs have been useful, and provides no suggestions for repealing or significantly restructuring them. Instead, the administration plans to focus more generally on improving “training” and accountability, as well as signing an additional executive order to create a Task Force on 21st Century Policing. This group will examine “how to promote effective crime reduction while building public trust,” and will organize its findings in a report for the president within 90 days.
Obama wins–again! The man is on a ROLL of tyranny and destruction.
How does he do it?
Out of this manufactured crisis, he is well on his way to building his own invincible civilian army…that in his own words, will be just as strong as our military.
All he needs is one more crisis….
In the meantime Harvard ladies, I suggest you stay out of the Harvard bathrooms, and check your ears daily.
Julia Craven VS Rudi Giuliani VS Nobody: Black on Black on Black on White
Nobody’s Opinion
All hell broke loose when Giuliani said this comment about “black on black crime” last week, and why? It’s all true. Blacks commit most of the crime in the United States, and more often than not, it’s against another black.
You know what really bugs me? According to the census, blacks only make up 14% of the U.S. population. (Which COULD be wrong because our government has lied to use before haven’t they?)
And yet, they have successfully increased their power beyond what is normal: They are overrepresented in our newsrooms, our Congress, our movies, our governments, you name it: Affirmative action gave them a step over the white people to better jobs, better educations, and half the time, they took a job away from a more qualified non-black candidate.
And yet…they just can’t seem to pull themselves out of the fatherless child world of violence.
So, when I read Julia Craven post in the Huffington Post, I could almost feel sorry for her, if not for the fact that all the nation’s business’ had to suffer the protesting black fools over the biggest shopping weekend of the year last week—-keeping people home from the stores that have been suffering and really needed the profits.
I’d almost feel sorry for her.
I said almost.
Here are a few rebuttals Ms Craven has for men like Giuliani who mentioned the problem with Black on Black crime.
Craven: “The “Black-on-Black crime” moniker is racist rhetoric functioning under the guise of concern for the state of Black America.”
Nobody: The “guise”? White people are not concerned? Okay, Julia, you might have a point: White democrats have kept you on the welfare plantation so long, I guess we do have to blame them for that. They put you in the cities, with overpaid union teachers, and housing projects, and didn’t care if you all got stoned…just as long as you voted for them. Sad to say, most of the democrats are white.
Craven: “Authority has a long history of not respecting Black people so why some folks think becoming more respectable will solve anything is confusing.”
Nobody: What? Hey, pull your pants up, act polite, open doors for old white people, smile at some of their kids, learn some simple manners. READ A BOOK. And don’t walk down the middle of the street and punch out a cop just because you feel like it–he MIGHT shoot you.
Craven: “Black-on-Black crime” highlights the fear surrounding Black masculinity, the lack of Black femininity, and perceived inherent Black criminality. And, when Black people are shamed for committing the same crimes at almost the same rates as whites, it illustrates how much the white supremacist gaze has been internalized.”
Nobody: FEAR? You want us to fear you, yeah…we get it. I’m sure not too many white men go down the street, pick out a guy sitting in his car, and beat him to death with a hammer. And blacks do not commit crimes at the same rate as whites…but you know that..right?
Bosnian Beaten to Death by black teen in St. Louis
And what exactly does lack of Black femininity mean? Are you lacking? And How can you tell? And what do you mean…”perceived” inherent black criminality?
“Perceived?”
You were stoned in 4th grade math class? Here’s some facts:
Blacks are seven times more likely than people of other races to commit murder, and eight times more likely to commit robbery. When blacks commit crimes of violence, they are nearly three times more likely than non-blacks to use a gun, and more than twice as likely to use a knife.
The single best indicator of violent crime levels in an area is the percentage of the population that is black and Hispanic. Interracial Crime
Of the nearly 770,000 violent interracial crimes committed every year involving blacks and whites, blacks commit 85 percent and whites commit 15 percent.Blacks commit more violent crime against whites than against blacks. Forty-five percent of their victims are white, 43 percent are black, and 10 percent are Hispanic. When whites commit violent crime, only three percent of their victims are black.
Blacks are an estimated 39 times more likely to commit a violent crime against a white than vice versa, and 136 times more likely to commit robbery.
Blacks are 2.25 times more likely to commit officially-designated hate crimes against whites than vice versa.
Craven: “No matter how “respectable” we are or become, as long as our skin is Black we will never amount to white standards though we are expected to be a reflection of them.”
Nobody: Hey, we don’t want much, just be good neighbors, say “hi”…and “do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” We pretty much live by that, and so–exactly WHAT are your preachers teaching you?
Craven: The protests in Ferguson do not show the supposed intrinsic animatistic nature of Black people. (Uh…really?) They showcase a community — and reflect a nation of people — tired of constantly being at the mercy of a justice system that sees no value in their livelihood.
Nobody: Gee Craven, in CASE you haven’t noticed, your black president sees no value in anybody’s livelihood. Obama is the reason your lives have gotten worse…but cheer up: You are not the only ones suffering. Whites are suffering too. And since nothing any white person could say to make you feel any better about your “race”, remember, you are not the ONLY …”less than educated” person on the planet. I am sorry to say, you share that proclivity with more than a few whites. By the looks of it, I’d say you’re in pretty good company. 🙂
Nobody’s Email: A Patriotic Reason to Shop at Sears
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s an uplifting email that I wanted to post, because I didn’t know this, and I feel a bit better today, because I was at the MALL today, and brought two new front tires from the Sears automotive department. Not only did they get finished an hour ahead of time, they were the most reasonably priced.
Sears treat the veterans better than Obama treats them. Maybe we should just get rid of our politicians and presidents, and vote in Sears to run the country.
Or Disney. Or Apple.
Anyway, thanks to my liberal friend JR, I will shop there more often.
I know I needed this reminder, since Sears isn’t always my first choice. It’s amazing when you think of how long the wars have lasted, and Sears hasn’t withdrawn from their commitment. Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year?
What commitment you say?
How does Sears treat its employees who are serving in our military? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being on active duty.
Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all employees who are serving. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. I suggest we all shop at Sears at least once this year. Be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement & feedback it well deserves.
I decided to check this before I sent it forward. So I sent the following e-mail to the Sears Customer Service Department:
I received this e-mail and I would like to know if it is true. If it is, the Internet may have just become one very good source of advertisement for your company. I know I would go out of my way to buy products from Sears instead of another store for a like item, even if it’s cheaper at that store.
This is their answer to my e-mail:
Dear Customer:
Thank you for contacting Sears. The information is factual. We appreciate your positive feedback. Sears regards service to our country as one of greatest sacrifices our men and women can make. This is the “least” we can do for them. We are happy to do our part to lessen the burden they bear at this time.
Bill Thorn
Sears Customer Care
Please pass this on. Sears needs to be recognized for this outstanding contribution and we need to show them as Americans, we do appreciate what they are doing for our Military!!!
Nobody’s Email: Dogs Eats Yeast Rolls on Thanksgiving
Nobody Gets Email
Anybody who has ever owned a dog, will get a big kick out of this one…
(Thanks to JR)
Unbaked Yeast Rolls
We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child about whom you know nothing and committing to doing your best to be a good parent. Like a child, the dog came with his own idiosyncrasies. He will only sleep on the bed, on top of the covers, nuzzled as close to my face as he can get without actually performing a French kiss on me. Lest you think this is a bad case of ‘no discipline,’ I should tell you that Perry and I tried every means to break him of this habit, including locking him in a separate bedroom for several nights. The new door cost over $200. But I digress. Five weeks ago we began remodeling our house. Although the cost of the project is downright obnoxious, it was 20 years overdue AND it got me out of cooking Thanksgiving for family, extended family, and a lot of friends that I like more than family most of the time. 
I was assigned the task of preparing 124 of my famous yeast dinner rolls for the two Thanksgiving feasts we did attend. I am still cursing the electrician for getting the new oven hooked up so quickly. It was the only appliance in the whole darn house that worked, thus the assignment.
I made the decision to cook the rolls on Wed evening to reheat Thurs am. Since the kitchen was freshly painted, you can imagine the odor. Not wanting the rolls to smell like Sherwin Williams #586, I put the rolls on baking sheets and set them in the living room to rise for a few hours. Perry and I decided to go out to eat, returning in about an hour.
The rolls were ready to go in the oven. It was 8:30 PM. When I went to the living room to retrieve the pans, much to my shock, one whole pan of 12 rolls was empty. I called out to Jasper and my worst nightmare became a reality. He literally wobbled over to me. He looked like a combination of the Pillsbury dough boy and the Michelin Tire man wrapped up in fur. He groaned when he walked. I swear even his cheeks were bloated. I ran to the phone and called our vet. After a few seconds of uproarious laughter, he told me the dog would probably be okay; however, I needed to give him Pepto Bismol every 2 hours for the rest of the night. God only knows why I thought a dog would like Pepto Bismol any more than my kids did when they were sick.
Suffice it to say that by the time we went to bed the dog was black, white and pink. He was so bloated we had to lift him onto the bed for the night. We arose at 7:30 and as we always do first thing, put the dog out to relieve himself. Well, the dog was as drunk as a sailor on his first leave. He was running into walls, falling flat on his butt and most of the time when he was walking, his front half was going one direction and the other half was either dragging the grass or headed 90 degrees in another direction. He couldn’t lift his leg to pee, so he would just walk and pee at the same time. When he ran down the small incline in our back yard he couldn’t stop himself and nearly ended up running into the fence. His pupils were dilated and he was as dizzy as a loon.
I endured another few seconds of laughter from the vet (second call within 12 hours) before he explained that the yeast had fermented in his belly and that he was indeed drunk. He assured me that, not unlike most binges we humans go through, it would wear off after about 4 or 5 hours, and to keep giving him Pepto Bismol. Afraid to leave him by himself in the house, Perry and I loaded him up and took him with us to my sister’s house for the first Thanksgiving meal of the day.
My sister lives outside of Muskogee on a ranch, (10 to 15 minute drive). Rolls firmly secured in the trunk (124 less 12) and drunk dog leaning from the back seat onto the console of the car between Perry and I, we took off. Now I know you probably don’t believe that dogs burp, but believe me when I say that after eating a tray of risen unbaked yeast rolls, DOGS WILL BURP. These burps were pure Old Charter. They would have matched or beat any smell in a drunk tank at the police station. But that’s not the worst of it. Now he was beginning to fart and they smelled like baked rolls. God strike me dead if I am not telling the truth! We endured this for the entire trip to Karen’s, thankful she didn’t live any further away than she did. 
Once Jasper was firmly placed in my sister’s garage with the door locked, we finally sat down to enjoy our first Thanksgiving meal of the day. The dog was the topic of conversation all morning long and everyone made trips to the garage to witness my drunken dog, each returning with a tale of Jasper’s latest endeavor to walk without running into something. Of course, as the old adage goes, ‘what goes in must come out’ and Jasper was no exception. Granted if it had been me that had eaten 12 risen, unbaked yeast rolls, you might as well have put a concrete block up my behind, but alas a dog’s digestive system is quite different from yours or mine. I discovered this was a mixed blessing when we prepared to leave Karen’s house.
Having discovered his ‘packages’ on the garage floor, we loaded him up in the car so we could hose down the floor. This was another naive decision on our part. The blast of water from the hose hit the poop on the floor and the poop on the floor withstood the blast from the hose. It was like Portland cement beginning to set up and cure. We finally tried to remove it with a shovel.
I (obviously no one else was going to offer their services) had to get on my hands and knees with a coarse brush to get the remnants off of the floor. And as if this wasn’t degrading enough, the darn dog in his drunken state had walked through the poop and left paw prints all over the garage floor that had to be brushed too. Well, by this time the dog was sobering up nicely so we took him home and dropped him off before we left for our second Thanksgiving dinner at Perry’s sister’s house.
I am happy to report that as of today (Monday) the dog is back to normal both in size and temperament. He has had a bath and is no longer tricolor. None the worse for wear I presume. I am also happy to report that just this evening I found 2 risen unbaked yeast rolls hidden inside my closet door. It appears he must have come to his senses after eating 10 of them but decided hiding 2 of them for later would not be a bad idea. Now, I’m doing research on the computer as to: ‘How to clean unbaked dough from the carpet.’
And how was your day?
The First Report of Michael Brown
Nobody Remembers
Literally, I don’t.
What don’t you remember besides “Don’t leave your favorite hat or very expensive prescription eyeglasses in a restaurant, Joyanna?”
(A bad habit of mine.)
I don’t remember who exactly told the story that Michael Brown was REALLY angry on the morning before he was shot. And I haven’t really even thought about it until my friend Mona, who lives on the East Coast, bought up the subject on the phone today.
“Remember,” she whispered, “when his step-dad said that very morning that he was talking to the kid a long time and trying to get him out of his anger…that Michael was really mad about something and his step-dad kept telling him NOT to be so angry and to get rid of his anger or it would lead him to no good. How come nobody is taking about that? ”
And after she said that…it did come back to me. Yes. I do remember some man, talking to a reporter that very day, and saying how sorry he was and all, because Michael had left the house really angry….and Mona was right. It hasn’t come up since.
I explained to her my theory that whatever you hear the very first minutes or hours after the event, are usually VERY important points:
For instance: When Princess Diana was in an accident, witnesses DID see a white car …they were interviewing them, almost within the hour right after it happened. And Diana sat in the backseat of that limo for 4 whole hours before they go her out. I remember that night because my mom and I were glued to the TV most of the night. They were in the middle of Paris and they couldn’t get a friggin ambulance to her? We were shocked. 
In that respect, you can say Michael Brown’s body got removed a lot quicker than the Princess of Wales.
And remember—-Trans World Airlines Flight 800 (TWA 800), a Boeing 747-100, exploded and crashed into the Atlantic Ocean near East Moriches, New York, on July 17, 1996, at about 8:31.
Right after the event, there were at least five witnesses that night that said they saw AND heard a missile go up and strike the plane. Within hours, those people disappeared and the story that the plane crashed due to malfunction was put out. Bill Clinton put the plane in a bunker, and hide it from sight.
So..because I believe that the first reports are almost always changed, I decided to search for that video, that my friend Mona and I remembered, but I couldn’t remember if it was his dad talking, or a cousin, or pastor, or step-dad.
Mona remembered the step dad.
BUT..according to Google, both of us got it wrong:
It seems that morning, when Michael was walking with his friend and deciding they were going to go get some stogies to stuff with dope, they passed a contractor:
It took them awhile to get moving. Brown — who’d recently taken to rapping about God — stopped to speak with a landscaper who had been cursing about a chain saw that wouldn’t start.
“He told me that the Lord Jesus Christ would help me with my anger problem,” the worker later told the grand jury.
(I wonder what the Lord Jesus thought about him stealing the cigars and bullying a helpless man?)
After searching for more than I considered a fair amount of time, I found out that—Wow…did Mona and I get it wrong. The ‘big gentle giant’, who was going to grandma’s house, also helped other people with their anger.
Right—-And Lee Harvey Oswald was the first assassin in history that could make bullets travel backwards.
Having said that: If there is anybody else that remembers the same first report that Mona and I do, please let me know.
As Scrooge would say: It may just be a bit of undigested cheese that effected us both.
So,….according to the Gospel of Michael Brown: protesting, burning, looting, and stopping traffic is the new way the Lord Jesus Christ is helping all blacks with their anger, of the shooting of the Jesus loving, God-fearing, soon to go to college, big teddy bear, baby boy—- Michael Brown.
I’m certainly glad they got the first report of the resurrection right, aren’t you?
A Few Fun Things to Talk About While Eating Turkey
Nobody Wins
Here’s something to talk about around your family Turkey dinner…the 10 worst business decisions.
I’ll add one more: Don’t go shopping in downtown Ferguson on Black Friday.
Have a GREAT Thanksgiving everyone!
Presidential Turkeys That Pardon
My mother didn’t send this…did she?
Nobody Wonders
It seems fitting that Presidents have to “pardon” turkeys before Thanksgiving. (Most of them having been turkeys themselves.) So, I thought we’d compare the style of a few of them:
“I’ll give you a pardon, if you get the union workers to get off my back.”
“Nice butt!”
I. King Obama, Do Pardon you and your white family…for one whole day. You’re welcome.”
Nobody Flashes
According to Al Sharpton, and the family’s lawyer, this Class C Felony, (in Missouri its against the law to incite riots) incited by Michael Brown’s Stepfather last night in the middle of Ferguson, a man who has called for PEACE, and NO Violence, actually,—uh—- really didn’t mean it.
He told the crowd to burn this “bitch” down. And they DID! They burned, and burned some more. (Can the shop owners now SUE Michael’s step-dad?)
But according to the family’s lawyer, the poor man, was just so distraught, you would be too if your son had been killed by a cop. Just don’t focus on it.
Focus on that mean prosecutor.
And wonders of all wonders…this scene was shown by…CNN!
One thing we do notice, due to the fact that the stepfather wanted the world to see his butt (which must have been cold) we can see why Michael Brown maybe had the attitude he did…which was, “Kiss my butt, I don’t have to obey you.” —is pretty much Obama’s modus operandi.
I think Obama needs to get with the program and get himself a new look.
People are shouting….”Hands up! Pants down! Don’t Shoot!” OR “Pants Up, Hands Down, Don’t Shoot!”
It’s getting hard to follow.
Al Sharpton just called for the Federal government to overturn the verdict, and like a true black Reverend, he did it in church. He also called for all blacks to protest across the nation.
Tonight, the Governor has decided to send out the National Guard….evidently he was too busy last night to answer his phone call from the Mayor of Ferguson.
Glad you could make it to the riots Governor Nixon.
Obama didn’t Care About a Beheading, What Makes You Think He Cares About Fergusion?
Nobody Reports
I’m having trouble not writing my usual jolly Nobody’s Perfect tonight, because like the rest of the nation, I’m watching this unbelievable event of protests going on, and it’s only a short ten minutes away from where I live.
They’ve closed down everything in St. Louis: schools, civic centers, air space. It’s one thing to protest, it’s another thing to burn down the city.
Obama’s race war has started. As I watch the burning of the buildings, blacks looting, stopping cars on highways, I am sick with disgust.
To me, the racial war has been lit. Obama and holder struck out the first time, with Trayvon Martin, but Michael Brown was killed by a cop. THAT light lit.
And make no mistake: This racial war has been fueled from behind the scenes by one man, the man who studied under Sal Alinsky, that lovely university communist mentor of his, to crash the system of America, it was the only way to “change” it. You have overwhelm it economically—- then the crash and burn comes, and your communist takeover is complete.
This was always Obama’s plan. These last two years we will see things we won’t ever believe can happen in America, and we saw some of it tonight.
I’m not going to go into the many racists attacks on the America white man that Obama has made since he has become President, but what is even more obvious to me, is how he is controlling the events now.
First tonight: if you saw the testimony of McCullough, it was obvious, Michael Brown’s parents had a real thug. Any decent mother, seeing her son steal cigars and then shove someone smaller than him, would have been ashamed from the start.
She was never ashamed. You can bet Eric Holder got to her as fast as he could.
It was the reporters in that room tonight that lit the match for the riots. Every single reporter’s question was filled with outrage that Officer Wilson got off. The British man was especially hateful. The local news stations all had people on claiming that the “system” was broken. We must change our laws and ALLOW police officers to let black men beat them up.
Who let all these idiots into the room? The reporters were all handpicked.
Then right away, Obama comes on TV, (Knowing the world is watching) and says “We have a rule of law.” (Yeah HIS.) and then the next twenty minutes he launched into the horrible racist problem of America and the “PROBLEMS” in our law informant..which must change.
Not a word about the problems of young black hoods that swarm the nations and kill in great numbers.
This protest was professionally handled. The fires were set so as to cripple the firemen and cops from being able to be in too many places at once. Bullets kept being fired…somewhere to KEEP them away. And SINCE Obama and his radical left have put the police on trial, the blacks for years have been creating anarchy. Obama remained silent, which was their clue to do whatever they want.
In the meantime, Obama calmly said tonight: “Hey, violence is never the answer, but we must fix this.” in the most nonchalant way. It was just another green light to the rioters all over the nation, who by the way, had been organized by Al Sharpton.
He might as well say—“Well, hey, I have to say this you know, but go ahead folks, the white folks have been discriminating you for years.”
Here’s another clue how well this was planned. Last Friday, they had reached a verdict. BUT…in St. Louis it rained all weekend. Really rained.
Can’t start fires in the rain now can you? Let’s wait until late Monday night, when the weather is right, and the thugs can come out.
Anyway….Mad dogs have a habit of taking down the world. And Iran, is going to be his next fire.
Obama has many people helping him…like Cher :)…who tweeted:
Have problem re decision not 2 bring 2 trial, Police who shot young man near St. Louis. Something must b done 2 protect innocent young blk men
So Cher….tonight, the cops let the young black men have their way, and they burned down a city.
Cher would be pleased…Maybe she’s be the next one to get a metal.
What do Steve Ballmer, Luis Gutierrez, Joel Osteen, and Andrew Brietbart Have in Common?
Nobody’s Opinion
It’s been really interesting today, on all the talk shows, hearing the democrats trying to defend Obama’s actions last week on immigration. But one thing you have to give them credit for: they have got their talking points down pat:
1. Obama HAD to do something because the republicans have not done a thing on immigration. “Congress was unwilling to act.”
Well, when a President says he will veto any thing that isn’t what he likes, what’s the point?
(Lie: They sent hundreds of bills to the Senate, and Harry Reid refused to bring them to the floor.)
2. Only 47 percent of the voters voted, therefore, the rest of the people WANTED Obama to do something and support this.
(Lie, Obama’s supporters stayed home because they don’t really care what he does, those are the 47percent that don’t PAY any taxes and are finding out Obama lied.)
3. Obama has the right to do what he did because other Presidents did the same.
(Lie, they worked with Congresses who had just passed immigration laws. Only Congress can pass immigration laws. Obama has no such power, and by his own admission.)
4. The republcians are only concerned about the border on the South, not protecting the other borders.
(This of course, borders on the absurd….it’s like saying you only care about the cancer in my brain not the stuffy nose I get from allergies.)
It’s been a real barf watching the slick enthusiasm of the democrats–mostly Hispanics, coming to the defense of Obama’s impeachable crime. Even Obama himself, has come out and claimed that—as President, he has the right to let five millions illegals stay in America. Poor things, just needed some help from him, and when everyone was outraged he said this:
“Well, my response is pass a bill. Congress has a responsibility to deal with these issues and there are some things that I can’t do on my own.”
What? You just did!
So, you have to ask yourself, how do democrats get by with such falsehoods, lies, deceptions, and the republicans don’t?
The answer is: Salemenship.
Let’s take a look at some examples of great salesmen;
Have you ever wondered WHY Microsoft cornered the market on its product? Was it just because it was so good? Take a look at the man who sold it:
Steve Ballmer. (Pretty funny) Steve could sell you a ticket to the gas chamber, that’s how good he is. (Wait…that’s sort of what Obama did….)
And then there’s THIS guy: Illinois Representative Luis Gutierrez, he was on Face the Nation this morning and he ran rings around his conservative opponent. Sure, ALL his arguments were BS, and full of holes, and his belief is that the illegals that are here, are as deserving to be here as you and I. And he sells that nonsense, like Steve Ballmer could sell you the next trip to the moon with China at the helm.
I kept yelling at the conservative guy to SAY something, REFUTE! Point out that the Canadians are not sending 100,000 unaccompanied kids into Idaho last time you looked…but no. He was totally boring, and Bob Schaeffer made sure Gutierrez had the most time. Here he admits that it’s all about getting democratic voters..and makes it all sound wonderful.
And last but not least is this guy, Joel Osteen, not your typical Evangelist. I listened to part of his sermon today, and boy, was it ever clever. He basically said, that you WILL get rich and famous, IF your parents had sacrificed to the church, and believed in God, and this devotion will be paid down to you. The more you GIVE money to the church, and he threw in other worthy causes, the more YOU will benefit in your own life. God WILL reward you.
(Never mind that millions living in poverty had religious parents too.)
Not a new story: As old as time itself: Give to us, and YOU will benefit. The oldest sales pitch around: Starting when Mohammed decided to steal the limelight of Jesus by claiming Allah choose HIM to be the new messiah, (Forget that guy Jesus) and everyone would get 72 virgins if they’d just come on over to Islam!
Joel is doing the very same thing that politicians do every day…and to see the ultimate pinnacle of hypocracy…in this video, Oprah Winfrey (the richest women in the US) chastised him for having a grand piano in his house, is about as hypocritical on her part, as it gets. As if..what she sells every day is worth money, and what he sells, is not.
So it’s all about salesmanship. And that’s what the Republicans lack. Ronald Reagan SOLD America. He sold the dreams of our fathers. It’s what we need.
Nobody Wishes we could all chip in and pay Steve Ballmer to sell America and her value to America again. (Steve? Are you bored with basketball yet?)
Do you think Jeb Bush OR Hillary Clinton would be able to sell themselves against a real salesmen with the talent of a Steve Ballmer or Joel Osteen?
And that’s been the complaint of everyone: The conservatives do NOT have that revolutionary voice, that strong voice that can SELL you freedom.
The only one that I can think of that would have matched the salesmanship of a Steve Ballmer, was Andrew Brietbart. Can you imagine if he were still alive?
And isn’t it fortuitous for the liberals that he’s no longer with us.
Is there another out there as courageous? Nobody Wonders.
Nobody’s Email: Something Russia Has That WE Haven’t.
Nobody Gets Email
My brother sent me this one…because I played drums all those years, but I started at 18, this kid is just 3 years old! His name is Lyonya Shilovsky, and proud papa has taken the kid’s excellent ear…and there you go!
Little Lyonya really has a strong grip, and the drums rolls are nice and even.
AND, when he dropped his sticks he didn’t miss a beat, and he can scratch his face while following the song, and on top of that, he’s just so darn cute.
Okay. I’m in love.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: Wonder….
Nobody Gets Email:
The world is crazy, and I’m sleeping in today…so it’s important that we keep our sense of humor, right? Right.
Some of these sayings could go into Nobody Wonders.
My favorite was the one about evolution. Such fun. What’s your favorite?
Anyway…Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kris)
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. DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, ‘WHERE’S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?’ SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO ‘GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?’
. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL 
CLEAN THEM?
. IF A TURTLE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW SIGNS?
. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD ‘LISP’ TO HAVE AN ‘S’ IN IT?
. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN’T SHOOT AT THEM?
. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME
DISORIENTED?
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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