Wal-Mart— the New Nanny
Nobody Flashes
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In case you haven’t checked out the internet today, this video is going viral. The government’s somehow shutdown the EBT debit card freebies in many states, and thanks to FACEBOOK, Wal-Mart said they would still honor them.
What did the mostly ‘black’ population do? They ran as fast as they could to Wal-Mart, put as much into their carts as they could, and ran out. When the system came back up, and their limits were shown, they all just abandoned their carts. In other words…they were going to steal as much as they could.
Now, here is a ‘white’ man, stealing barricades and taking them over to the White House to dump. He didn’t actually ‘steal’ this barricade, as he helped pay for it. What he is demanding is his right to the National monuments which belong to the people. 
You heard reaction to the ‘radical’ right-wing veterans, on all the liberal media stations. But when black people steal, then, they are seen as poor victims.
They have been making a big deal about the huge gap between the rich and the poor. But nobody talks about the big gap in simple human decency between the whites and the blacks.
And it’s time we start talking about it. After all, the criminal actions of the black communities affects us all. We ALL live in the same country.
Goldman Sachs Agrees With Obama…Can I have my money back?
Nobody’s Opinion
This week, the fight is clear: It’s the globalists against the American people. And the globalists include both parties.
Here’s something that I wish someone would point out: Obama, and his democrats are just as involved and working for the Fed and Wall Street as the Republicans, and nobody ever, ever, ever brings this up.
As you see in the above video, the President of Goldman Sachs, Lloyd Blankfein (How’s THAT for a Wall Street name?) basically blames the whole dysfunction of the government on the tea party. No, he doesn’t say tea party, but he accuses them of wanting to default, and destroy the world. So does Christine Legarde of the IMF.
“But we say slow down because the point is not to contract the economy by slashing spending brutally now as recovery is picking up.”
What? It’s only picking up on Wall Street, because since the 2008 crash, the men on Wall Street have tripled their investments, thanks to the poor guy on mainstreet.
Nevertheless….here’s a top Wall Street King, who is fighting on the side of ‘President’ Obama, John McCain, Mitch McConnell, and Harry Reid. They are complaining about the “people’ trying to hold on to whatever power they can. Now, normal, family-loving, country-loving, conservative people are considered radicals by the globalists. We…are the enemy.
One thing that is good coming out of all of this fight in Washington is now we are seeing very clearly, who the American people’s enemies actually are, and they are many.
To me, it’s much simpler: There are the globalists, who are basically fascists and could care less about the American people, and then there are the politicians who really care about America.
I can count them on one hand.
That’s why they hate Ted Cruz. Basically, with the help of only a few people, he has singlehandedly brought the American people back to the table of Congress…and Congress doesn’t like it one bit.
Boehner is in a hard place. If he gives into Obama, the Republican party is gone. The reason John McCain and Romney lost is because they weren’t Conservatives. If they run Jeb Bush, he will lose. There are simply not enough ‘independents’ to vote them in.
People will be hurting so badly with Obamacare they will blame the Republicans for not getting rid of it….so, he has to depend on the Senate to do all the dealing, and that’s Mitch.
There’s only one problem here: Our government really is broke. And it’s not the Tea Party that committed that crime. 
Fareed Zakaria’s essay today was all about how Obama missed the all important meeting in Asia all because of the tea party people, and therefore China got all the big money deals. All I’ve heard from the CEO’s on TV and all the democratic pundits for decades is, ‘Why oh why can’t we be like China?”
Frankly, I wish every S-n of a &$^$& I’ve heard say that, would get off my TV and go live there.
Nobody Thinks—our big multinational companies which own our Congress…want Obamacare, and they want a strong leader at the top, who they can control, so they can compete with China. Congress is just messing up their day. It’s time consuming, and they have to WAIT whenever they have a request.
Not in China. They don’t have to bribe 535 people, just two or three. And that’s what they want here.
Who does Obama work for? He works for men like Lloyd Blankfein, and George Soros. And so did George W. Bush. And yet, every Wall Street Occupy gooney thinks all of Wall Street works for Republicans.
We did not need to bail out Wall Street. Even the liberal Vanity Fair admits huge crimes were committed by the bankers. Those people should lhave spent years in jail…where they could have gotten along very well with two other criminals who helped set that whole housing bubble up: Barney Frank and Bill Clinton. The stimulus money was stolen from the American people. 
There is no money in Social Security now…just IOU’s. When the fines start rolling in from Obamacare, you can bet, all that money will be used for some other reason.
Why should anything be different? They just want more money. And as Margaret Thatcher once said, “The trouble with socialism is, sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
And that’s what happened in Poland. Just recently, Poland went into their own people’s pension accounts and stole half of their people’s retirement money. Obama has his eye on that option. And maybe this whole debt ceiling thing would give him just enough chaos for him to pull it off.
China, is already chopping at the bit, not because of the tea party, but because Obama is President. China said this at their Asian summit.
“As US politicians of both political parties are still shuffling back and forth between the White House and the Capitol Hill without striking a viable deal to bring normality to the body politic they brag about, it is perhaps a good time for the befuddled world to start considering building a de-Americanised world,”
And here’s the dirty little secret: that’s exactly what Obama is doing.
Nobody Flashes that Nobody Reads About Everything–Indian Rules
Nobody Flashes
I’m thinking about changing my template once again…I promised a reader who was having trouble reading the pages that I would, and since I don’t know a HTML from a star in the Spiral Galaxy, it’s been slow and tedious process…but I’m getting there. I admit, I like to play with color, but that doesn’t always lend to easy reading. I might try a few on for size. Please, tell me how you feel about any of them.
I’m also going to add another feature…Nobody Reads, because I read a lot of different stuff everyday…from the internet, to magazines, to books…I like a variety…and sometimes when I read I come upon things that are intriguing, and so, I will present some of them, because frankly, the guy who used to send me emails, doesn’t anymore, and on weekends, I really don’t have much to post except jokes.
I will still post emails, under Nobody’s Emails.
So…enough babbling. Here’s something written by the Englishman, William Bradford, in 1620, who came over on the Mayflower and was in Plymouth. It seems, the Plymouth Colony owned much of its people’s survival to an Indian named Squanto. He had been to England and learned English. He not only taught them how to plant corn and catch fish, he told them how the main Chief in the area got along with the other Indians, in other words: Indian rules…and here they are.
1. That neither he nor any of his people injure or do hurt to any of their people.
2. That if any of his did hurt to any of theirs, he should send the offender that they might punish him.
3. That if anything were taken away from any of theirs, he should cause it to be restored: and they should do the like to his.
4. If any did unjustly war against him, they would aid him, if any did war against them, he should aid them.
5. He should send to his neighbors confederates to certify them of this that they might no wrong them, but might be likewise comprised in the conditions of peace.
6. That when their men came to them, they should leave their bows and arrows behind them.
By these rules, President Obama would be sent to Congress to be punished. All that he has stolen from the American people should be restored. After that, he would have to send someone to stay with the Republicans at all times to continue the peace. And he should always leave his ego at the door.
So, can we get these rules to the President and Congress?
Obama: If You Build It…They Will Come….
Nobody Cares
When you close down the White House, people can’t visit it, and they tend to not want to go to the gift shop, because why? Drudge reported today that the White House Gift shop is going bankrupt:
In another sign of the tough times in Washington these days, the White House Gift Shop, long run by a nonprofit group that helps uniformed Secret Service officers and their families, has gone broke. The Secret Service Uniformed Division Benefit Fund, which traces its roots to the 1940s and for years did business as the official White House Gift Shop, lists more than $600,000 in liabilities in a pending bankruptcy petition in Washington.
The gift shop operated independently of the White House and Secret Service, and was not a part of the government
So, what’s going on here? Doesn’t Obama CARE about the men that risk their lives to protect him every day?
They are going bankrupt…BUT…have good heart my yuppies….they are expanding!
We are especially pleased to announce the forthcoming White House Gift Shop patriotic themed indoor park, gift shop megastore, two themed restaurants, and a full-service International Guest Center in downtown DC with project completion in 2018,” the site states.
And how much to you want to bet, that this new gift/golf/megastore/ will have Obama’s image all over it? This is a “promote the big government that you love” effort. Good lord.
How much do you want to bet that very little of the money goes to the Secret Service?
And just who exactly is going to pay for this, since the gift shop is already bankrupt? And…is Michelle STILL going to get her 87 Christmas trees even though they have closed the White House down to the public?
(Does a squirrel like nuts?)
It’s all about growing the Presidency into a dictatorship….and building a big propaganda promotional site so that the people can worship them, and their buddies in Congress, because they know that Americans are getting sick and tired of them all. I can see it now: Michelle will have her own whole foods restaruant. You will be able to buy pictures of McCain standing up against the Tea Parry. What a perfect place to rewrite history. And Obama will get a center food court statue. 
Besides: we are not really sure he is going to leave now, are we?
HA! That’s a fine note to end the week with. 🙂
Bill Clintons Speech on What Will Happen if America ignores the Deficit….Go Ahead John…use it.
Nobody Remembers—
Want to see something interesting? Here are excerpts from The State of the Union address of then President, Bill Clinton, given on February 17, 1993. I’ve taken some very interesting lines from it, just to show you..some surprising statements, and some not so surprising goals. In some places, you can close your eyes and hear Obama. I hope you have as much fun reading this as I did.
By the way, Clinton ran on economic improvement. How far…we have come. (not)
CLINTON: The conditions which brought us to this point are well known. Two decades of low productivity and stagnant wages: Persistent unemployment and under employment: years of huge government deficits and declining investment in our future: exploding health care coast, and lack of coverage: legions of poor children educational and job training opportunities inadequate to the demands of a high wage, high growth economy.
(So now—- we’re up to 8 decades, and it’s all getting worse.)
I well remember, 12 years ago Ronald Reagan stood at this podium and told the American people that if our debt were stacked in dollar bills, the stack would reach 67 miles into space. Today that stack would reach 267 miles.
(Now it will go to the moon and back about three times.)
The time for blame has come to an end. I came here to accept responsibility: I want you to accept responsibility for the future of this country.
( I love democrats, I’ll except it. No wait….YOU accept it. )
Our plan has four components: First: reverses our economic decline. Second: changes the rhetoric of the past: Third: It substantially reduces the Federal deficit. And finally, it earns the trusts of the American people by paying for these plans with cuts in Government spending—and by fairness for a change, in the way the burden is borne.
(As we have seen, government spending never stops. What happened there Bill? )
I call on Congress to enact an immediate jobs package of over $30 billion. We will put people to work right now and create half a million jobs, jobs that will rebuild our highways and airports, renovate housing, bring new life to our rural town and spread hope and opportunity to among our nations’ youth..
(yada, yada, yada…Whoever wrote this speech was STILL alive to write Obama’s. And now the job packages are called stimulus packages…and it’s in the trillions.)
In order to accomplish public investment and deficit reduction Government spending is being cut and taxes are being increased.
(What did Clinton cut? Monica’s thong? )
Our plan invests in our roads, bridges, transit facilities, in high- speed railways and high tech information systems; and in the most ambitious environmental clean- up of our time.
(And his name was Al. —-What is it with these liberals? It’s like they get Daddy’s credit card and want to go to Neiman’s and just buy the whole damn department store…..)
But all of our efforts to strengthen the economy will fail unless we take bold steps to reform our heath care system. American’s businesses will never be strong, American’s families will never be secure: and America’s government will never be solvent until we tackle our health care crisis.
(Right. Obamacare is going to make America solvent. And that is why, Obama will never give in. Look how long the elites have wanted this. I say elites, because RINO’s are in on this.)
He goes on to talk about NAFTA (which he passed and destroyed us further: Head Start, which is the state getting your baby early while the single mother is working, and a National Service program. I guess that’s next on Obama’s list.)
But to revolutionize government we have to insure that it lives within its means.
(Can you believe he said this?)
And that starts at the top with the White House staff by twenty five percent, saving ten million dollars. It’s time for our government to be as frugal as any household in America.
(This one kills me. Of course, these guys want to clear people out of the White House so that they can walk around it more freely and treat it as their own personal mansion. Obama has finally done that. The money they save, is made up by all the world trips both the Clintons and the Obama’s have made on Air Force One. They are Kings, but want you to think that they are suffering….the less people at the White House, the more they can invite their friends over to party. By the way…where IS Buddy Love?)
But we can go further. Tonight I call for an across the board freeze in federal government salaries for one year.
(Wow…then the next day after the year is up, they get a raise. Can you believe this spin?)
We are cutting the deficit so that your family can afford a college education for your children. We are cutting the deficit so that someday your children will be able to afford a home of their own.
(Oh…we’re really &$^$ now.)
I ask you to raise federal income taxes from 31 percent to 36 percent. For businesses with taxable income over ten million dollars we will raise the corporate tax rate to 36 percent.
(By the way, it was Clinton that took our Social Security so that he could claim he balanced the budget…)
Unless we have the courage to start building our future and stop borrowing from it, we are condemning ourselves to years of stagnation, interrupted only by recession: to slow growth in jobs, no growth in incomes, and more debt and disappointment.
(Uh…can somebody please send this to Harry Reid and Obama tomorrow?)
Worse yet, unless we change, unless we reduce the deficit increase investment and raise productivity so we can generate jobs we will condemn our children and our children’s children to a lesser life and a diminished destiny.
Okay…if I was a House republican right now, I’d put this quote up, and say…HEY…Bill CLINTON SAID THAT, Obama. Our diminished destiny is here NOW!
What…do I have to dig this stuff up for these guys?
(Interesting….wasn’t it?)
Nobody’s Fool: Representative Sean Duffy
Nobody’s Fool
Hands down, Representative Sean Duffy (R-WI) wins the Nobody’s Fool Award for the week: Poor Andrea Mitchell was so at a loss to defend Obama’s position on Obamacare, that you can see her eyelashes curling.
Evidently, being married to Alan Greenspan is not enough to sharpen your debating skills.
So, Congratulations Sean! You win! Now, teach those other guys up there in republican land how to do this.
Does an Education Stop With Your Degree?
Nobody Wins
Long ago, I had a band called Coconuts. And in that band was a guitar player named Eric Vieth. We were on the road a lot, and Eric and I enjoyed many a deep discussion about everything, while passing the time between ‘gigs.’ After the band broke up, I tried to stay in touch with him. In fact, we both had the same philosophy teacher in college.
I thought the guy was a fool, and dropped his class. Eric, became one of his best friends. (Yes…it started there.)
Eric went on to finish his education, and became a lawyer. He still works in Missouri as a lawyer. This is all just background, because last year, after many years of not talking to him, I looked him up on the internet, and found…that the “mind” I used to love talking to…is now, very liberal.
He posted this video on his FACEBOOK page. Eric, believes every single word this man says. Here’s what Eric posted:
Bill Moyers on the Sabotage of Democracy. This is five minutes of must-watch sanity regarding Obamacare, including a cogent analysis of the tantrum being thrown by Republicans, as well as the danger this Republican stunt presents to all of us.
And you know what? My heart is very sad at this. In life, Eric’s has had a much more successful career than I. But when I saw this, I remembered how FAR I have come intellectually since college, because it was in college when I used to think Bill Moyers was just about the coolest thing around. And then I left college and read other things. I read the Founders. I read history. I paid attention to life.
I read all views, and saw that our universities grind out battalions of these sort of “emotional and illogical retards” as fast as the waves rushing in on a beach.
What I’m trying to say is, I can’t figure out why Eric never got passed idealizing Bill Moyers…like I did. I always thought he was as smart as me.
I’m sad, because I know, Eric is not a stupid man. All I can think of is that guys like Bill Moyers and those like him, talk in very authoritative tones (much like the professors) So, I guess it’s like liberals feel the professors know best. You’d best believe them.
You would THINK that a smart person would check it out. We are not a democracy. We are a Republic. The people have a right to defund Obamacare if they don’t like it. It’s the way our system is supposed to work. But listen to Bill…the people want to sabotage democracy. They keep saying “YOU LOST! YOU LOST!” Well, that doesn’t mean we should put up with tyranny.
Damn right we want to defund it. Obamacare was passed on Christmas Eve, and NONE of the politicians even read it. And yet…people like Bill Moyers and my friend Eric are okay with it. They are even okay with all it’s faults.
And why shouldn’t they be? They are not effected by it. They live in the upper classes.
Eric is a lawyer. So…uh…what am I missing here?
Read Thomas Jefferson. Or…don’t you guys read anymore?
I would love to talk to Eric again, explore ideas, compare notes, wonder at the world like we used to do in old times—- but he thinks I am just an old married housewife who is…conservative and stupid. I know…his opinion of me shouldn’t matter. But…it still makes me sad, because when it all comes down to it…Eric is still in college. Eric is in many ways…still a child. I’m sure he thinks the same of me.
He may have gotten a degree…but his mind never went any further.
And I know, he feels very superior to me. Probably even pities me.
And that’s….sad…and you know what else is sad? I’m sure, there are thousands of others out there just like me, who has a very dear liberal friend, and misses having just a decent conversation. And think: Why can’t we have a conversation?
Why? Because they would lose all arguments, and they just can’t let that happen.
That’s what the democrats have destroyed. You can’t talk anymore to them. They are just…too obsessed with themselves, and their own ignorance. They have become…tyrants and don’t even know it.
So I ask myself…do I post comments on his Facebook page? …..
Do I really want to annoy him?
Nah.
If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be…Thomas Jefferson.
The History of Banks in America, and How They Control it All…
Nobody Wonders
I watched this video last night, and wondered, why we have never heard about some of these events? It’s being reported that not only are our children inferior compared to the rest of the word in math, so are our adults. Nobody Wonders if this absence of math and financial education in our schools is by mandate. The bankers that run the world, do not want the general public to be too smart in these things—–This keeps the rich at the very top, in continuing their greedy interests in secret.
We’ve all heard Ron Paul talk about the Federal Reserve: This video takes you through the banking history of the United States, and explains why the Federal Reserve it at the core of our problems.
While I believe there is more to the wars in the world than just simply greed, after I watched this film, I have to admit, that the first stimulus money…given out by then President George W. Bush in his last days in office—- went to the overseas banking cartels. So by that measure, I take this video seriously.
Having said that, you will be surprised to learn, just how simple it would be to put the United States back on track….
If you can find the time…this is a very interesting, and I’d love to hear from anyone who can point out other ideas from it.
Nobody Knows If Obama is a Crack Head
Nobody Knows
Nobody Knows when the White House Press core became so controlled. Ever since Obama became President, whenever he holds a press conference, he picks up a card, or looks down at the table, and gets to ‘pick’ the person whose question he wants to answer.
Probably, the questions are screened beforehand. Nothing like stacking the deck in your favor.
We saw that again today at Obama’s hour-long press conference. All the questions were very sympathetic towards Obama. But, John Boehner, on the other hand, got questions shouted out at him. Nobody Knows why Obama gets to pick and choose his questions, but we should acknowledge that it’s not fair or democratic.
And speaking of unfair…
Nobody Knows why illegal’s get to protest on the National Mall, but soldiers who sacrificed to GIVE them that right, are kept off. Nobody Knows, but Nobody Thinks it’s because Obama wants to punish all Americans’ who didn’t vote for him.
In fact, I just read this story from Drudge, about how far Obama is going to punish the old, the patriotic, the white, the non-minority people who did not vote for him. Read what happened to some kind folks in Yellowstone. (Really…how many blacks from Chicago go to Yellowstone every year?)
Read, if you can stomach it.
Nobody Knows why the politicians keep saying they are proud of being public servants, when now, many politician (Chuck Shumer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, John McCain, Obama..Obama…Obama…) do nothing but harass the American people.
And speaking of harassing the American people….
Obama has nominated the first woman to head the Federal Reserve. (She must be a friend of Hillary’s.)
Janet Yellen, like Bernanke, was a distinguished college economics professor before joining the Fed. She taught at the University of California at Berkeley from 1980 until 1994 when President Bill Clinton chose her to join the Fed’s board in Washington. (So she IS a friend of Hillary!)
She served on the Fed’s board of governors until February 1997, when Clinton chose her to lead the White House Council of Economic Advisers. Janet Yellen would not only be the first woman to head the U.S. central bank; she also would be the first woman ever to head a major central bank anywhere in the world.
Oh…that’s comforting.
In the meantime…I had some thoughts about that shooting last week at the White House: You know, the one where the poor black lady was ramming the White House Barricades with her car?
Nobody knows just how many car chases I have seen on TV, but no matter how long the chase, the cops hardly ever kill the person. And if there is a kid in the backseat, they never do.
It should stand as a warning to us all…just how all the news outlets kept the killing of that poor girl as “justified.” Justified by who?
Nobody Knows…but we do know one thing: Even sticking a finger out and pretending to shot a gun, will get any school kid anywhere in America suspended for weeks…
But..not if you just happen to bring cocaine to class.
PHILADELPHIA (CBS) — A preschooler reportedly brought eight bags of crack cocaine and $173.00 to a Philadelphia grade school Tuesday morning and was showing it off to classmates, police said.
Did he get “suspended” ?
Hell no. Obama used the stuff all the time….drugs don’t hurt people…just guns. (according to Obama.)
And I will bet you a ride to Mount Rushmore on the back of my horse, that Obama still does cocaine.
I’ve never done cocaine, but I once asked an addict what they liked about it.
“You feel like you’re the king of the world, you are invincible, you can do no wrong. You feel superhuman!”
Yep. After watching Obama today, I’m convinced Obama is still a huge crack head.
But…Nobody Knows how you would prove it.
Obama—“Those disobedient Republicans.”
Nobody Flashes
If you are watching Obama’s press conference, you will see a master of lies and manipulation. Obama starts out blaming the Republicans for all the damage that he is doing, blames the tea party for all the job losses, blames everyone but himself, and acts, as if he is just the nicest guy having to put up with disobedient children.
Next to the race card, this democratic strategy of accusing their enemies with the crimes that THEY have committed or are committing, is the next to best way they win arguments with people who just have no clue what is going on.
Obama lies. And they are big lies. For instance, he says he has cut the deficit in half. And yet, it keeps raising by the minute. And he says the republicans have big rich donors. (But he doesn’t.) Raising the debt limit doesn’t put us in more debt. ( Oh sure.) “I am willing to talk to everyone.” (Lie.)
“I know the American people are tired of it. Lord knows I’m tired of it.”
(Gag here.)
He keeps using the house analogy. “You have to pay your mortgage.”
“You do not hold people hostage to get you 100 percent of your way.”
(Exactly what he is doing.) By the way, the people have a Constitutional right to fight that law. The House represents the people.
The republicans should hold on…and speak louder, and yes, call him a liar. They need to fight harder. This is not the time to be polite. To be quiet. To be…silent.
Obama is the smoothest sweet talker…He is selling a dictatorship. If they give in, then the House will never have a voice ever again.
What he never mentions, is that Obamacare is hurting everybody. But, he doesn’t not care. He is forcing everyone to death panels. Already, doctors are disappearing, and nurses are taking over.
He is fundamentally destroying us.
And that’s why he keeps saying the same old thing over and over and over.
“It’s not my fault.”
He’s becoming more and more like Hitler every day.
And that’s not just me…My friend who LIVED under Hitler, says so.
By the way, I wrote this and he is STILL talking about BS. I’ve had enough.
Nobody’s Perfect: Obamacare VS Free Vibrators
Nobody’s Perfect:
This week, we have real contest going—Obamacare VS Free Vibrators. Which would YOU rather have?
The contest is between two entrepreneurs: Barack Obama and Tom Nordone, so let’s get started. 
Obamacare:
Obama had three years to get his website for Obamacare up and running, but on the day of its debut last week, not only was the government shut down, it seems the whole computer Obamacare program, was just…not working. Obama knew that was going to happen because he said this WEEKS before:
“I guarantee you, the opponents of the law, they’ll have their cameras ready to document anything that doesn’t go completely right, and they’ll send it to the news folks and they’ll say, ‘Look at this, this thing is not working,'” Obama said Thursday.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! For once, Obama was right! It was all over the news. Not only was it not working, more people attended the presentation on “Orchestrating Orgasms” at the University of New Hampshire (Over 500 people showed up.) than actually got through on the Obamacare website. And that’s including all of Obama’s 57 states!
There are going to be some glitches as this thing unfolds,” Obama said. “Somewhere around the country, there’s going to be a computer glitch and the website’s not working quite the way it’s supposed to, or something happens where there’s some error made somewhere.”
Free Vibrators!
And then there’s Tom Nardone…
Tom decided to get in on the action, and from the goodness of his own heart, decided to give away free vibratos to Detroit!
Tom Nardone of Birmingham, the founder of the Detroit Mower Gang, a prolific pumpkin carver, bulletproof vest manufacturer, a married father of three and the creator of a successful Troy-based sex toy business named PriveCo, has harnessed the federal government shutdown to bolster name recognition for his company’s website, vibrators.com. For as long as the government is closed, his company is offering 200 free vibrators per day to furloughed government employees. “Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential?” the Vibrators.com website asks. “Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?
As of about 9:15 p.m. Friday, Nadone posted on his Facebook page that 40 orders had been filled.
That’s 30 more people than who actually signed up for Obamacare on the first day.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award of the week?
Obama of course. By not having the websites ready for primetime, he missed all those unemployed workers out there in America, who were attending classes on sex and using their free vibrators. Most of them hung up after the first three minutes.
Nobody Thinks that Obamacare will still be having problems in 2031, while Mr. Nordone will no likely become more popular than Obama….and on his way to buying the whole city of Detroit.
Yes…the lesson here is capitalism beats socialism every single time.
Congratulations “President Obama”!
You’ve made a big fool of yourself…once again! And the world is watching. 
WHY Does the Queen Keep Anointing Idiots?
Nobody Reports
In case you haven’t heard the news, you only have thirty more years on the planet. Excited? According to Sir Bob Geldoff…the clock is ticking. 
First, you have to wonder WHY the Queen made a lord out of Bob Goofoff…er Sir Geldolf. By the likes of his hair, he only gets out of bed to proclaim the world is ending, so that he can throw a big party to raise millions, and then pocket his next ticket to whatever paradise he happens to sleep in. He says that all the people of the world will die by 2030. Known for his “LIVE AID’ concert, to fight famine in Africa in 1985…Bob has come out of his gerbil hole to speak again:
The former Boomtown Rats singer also warned “the next war will not be a World War One or a World War Two, it will be the end.” He added: “We may not get to 2030. We need to address the problem of climate change urgently.”
It’s time to ratchet up the global warming takeover….because soon, they will not be able to claim the earth is warming, and Bob will have to invent another problem, like BIG RATS taking over the earth. After all, x-musicians with no talent have to do something to make a living. Besides, the poor man is just not getting any sleep over the upcoming destruction of us all. Who WILL do his hair? All the hairdressers will be dead from heat stroke. Clearly, Bob didn’t mention this fact, but its obvious it’s on his list of worries:
The extraordinary “reverse” of global warming has led to a 60 per cent rise in ice-covered ocean. Just six years ago, some scientists were predicting that all of this ice would have melted away by 2013.
And I was JUST talking about liberals prophets of doom. Bob I see, put on a suit and dyed his hair blond to befit his title of Lord. 
What would REALLY impress us, is if some body would give a concert to end the corruption in tyrannical governments. Now that would be worth a lordship!
We need to WRITE that Queen. Clearly, she is not paying attention to her Queenly duties.
Democratic Chresmomancy (Prophesy of Lunatics)
Nobody’s Opinion
John Boehner is getting Palined.
The Democrats are raving mad prophesies about how John Boehner is destroying the whole country. Of course, it’s not true…but the propaganda is almost breathtaking on the liberal side.
And they know how to attack–below the belt. Obama is a master of divide and conquer. 
The mad ravings go on: Boehner has been captured by the evil empire of the Tea Party (the new Jews) who will take the country, and the whole WORLD into Armageddon by not acquiescing to the President’s wishes, which are…give me Obamacare and raise my Credit Card amount.
—or else you will never visit Mt. Rushmore again.
I watched all the Sunday talk shows, and all I heard is how horrible it will be if the country’s defaults, which it can do if Boehner and Obama do not talk. So they say. 
Both pundits from both sides were fear mongering to the fullest of their ability. Add that to the History Channel on going predictions of global warming destruction, and 60 Minutes destroying the world by comets, and you get the feeling that they want the whole world scared out of their minds.
Some social scientist somewhere has determined it’s best to keep everyone in great fear.
But amazingly, I only heard ONE man, suggest that all Obama has to do, is take 30 percent of the taxes he collects and pay the interest on our loans, when that day comes. Pretty simple. Then they can go back to fighting. Obama now, has the power to end it all….but he won’t. He must be forced. He wants the default. He intends to destroy America, and then, transform it.
So, why do the conservatives have trouble attacking? They should be on full attack right now.
It’s just not natural to them, is it?
The one thing the democrats have going for them, is control of Hollywood, and the entertainment industry, who can make damaging commercial like this one—.
I want to know what brain-pea thought that by putting on a crying baby (something that would be especially offensive to any man) make them hate John Boehner?
Are the IQ of football fans really that low? Pretty sick.
But not as sickening as the video just released by SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. (Caution…you might get brain damage from actually watching this. Not for children.)
Anybody that grew up watching real comedians on SNL know that this was not a comedy routine, but a straight-out propaganda bullet meant to destroy John Boehner and Michelle Beckmann. It’s hard not to listen to the words, but try. It’s pure Obama.
Can you Imagine Miley Cyrus doing that to Nancy Pelosi?
How about it young conservative video entrepreneurs? Go ahead! Put Nancy on the slab with her legs spread open……in fact, put Obama kissing gay men, and Harry Reid naked in Las Vegas trying to pick up hookers, who all refuse his money. Go ahead. As long as you don’t insult Islam, you should be safe, right?
Imagine how Miley’s video is going to go all over the world…to tell everyone that ‘We are a nation of sluts and gays.” Thanks Miley! It’s not John Boehner that is embarrassing America
And, by the way…where’s Oprah? Remember when she costs Tom Cruise millions of dollars in revenue simply because he jumped on her couch and proclaimed that he was in love?
The WHOLE liberal media complex attacked the guy…for being in love.! For months. It was the most horrible thing to happen to the liberal man.
A man…proclaiming love…for a …woman. Oh…God forbid!
You would have thought someone killed the Pope
So, my point is, the democrats think that the young people in this country want to all be sluts.
And gay. And be taken care of..by them. And told what to eat, drink, drive, and who to have sex with. It’s communism 101.
They tried to intimidate us on gun control. It didn’t work.
If John Boehner stands his ground, he will be preserving our Republic.
BUT…if all this succeeds to do is to get Obama to delay Obamacare mandate for individuals until AFTER the 2014 elections…..
It’s then when we will find out just how many lunatics we have.
Chresmonmnacy will become more than just a funny word out of a book on Superstitions.
And Now a Word From Our Sponcer: A Blessed Surprise!
Nobody Gets Email
I got some fun pictures yesterday. My favorite one was this one. Last week, some of the vets got in to see the memorial, thanks to some good-hearted Republicans like Michelle Bachmann. And this particular picture captured my heart. Evidently, this was a big surprise to this VET, who had gone to the WWII memorial that day to pay his respects…never knowing what else he was going to see.
That’s his great-grandson…and he didn’t know he was going to get to see him. In fact, this is the first time he held him in his arms. His granddaughter surprised him. And that’s exactly what those guys fought for: The continuation of our country, our future, our people.
And who comes along to spoil it all? Mr. Big Shot. Mr. King George. Mr. …”You WILL do as I say.” Mr. “When the going gets tough, I play golf.” Mr. “I want to punish you all, for giving me lip.”
The liberal media are downplaying Obama’s mean and textbook psychotic behavior in the decision to close down the National Parks. It’s…let’s call it what it is: sick. Obama has passed his “playing with a full deck” mark. I’m afraid, we have only just begun to see the full range of his hate. And so today, I’m saying a prayer for us all. 
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
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