Nobody’s Fool: Aston Kutcher
Nobody’s Fool
This week’s Nobody’s Fool award goes to that “sexy” guy, Aston Kutcher, who came to his senses and divorced Dimi Moore, (Really, next time she should pick a liberal to marry) and has surprised us all by giving this wonderful uplifting speech at the Teen Choice award.
I still haven’t gotten over Bono coming out and saying capitalism WORKS! HA! And now this! And it’s not even a full moon!
Enjoy! I certainly did.
Americans Have a Constitutional RIGHT to Make Fun of our Presidents—
Nobody Cares
Last week, here in Missouri, a hard-working rodeo clown put on a mask of Obama and asked the crowd if they would like to see Obama run down by a bull. The crowd loved it. ( I would have too.) Someone posted a video, and the Democrats jumped on that story like a pack of piranha’s snacking on Michael Moore left thigh for lunch.
Didn’t I tell you? Anything that they can make a racial issue out of…they will.
It’s a running joke that has been happening at rodeo’s across the nation since they started. In fact, wearing masks and making fun of Presidents has been a grand tradition since the beginning of our country…we have a Constitutional right to make fun of all politicians.
The clown was meant to be imitating a dummy, another witness, Missouri Rodeo Cowboy Association member David Berry, told the Associated Press. Bull ring clowns often dress as sitting presidents, Mr. Berry said.
What the hell is this? A redneck lynching? There has NOT been in my memory… a Halloween that’s gone by that somebody was not wearing a President’s mask. Ban all the people from wearing Presidents mask at Halloween then.
I’m sorry. Mr. Obama doesn’t get special privileges just because he’s half-black, and wants to play Hitler. The conservative people HATE Obama, not because he’s black, but because he is destroying their lives…of course they loved it.
We need to remind EVERYONE that we do have a first amendment right to free speech. This is a dangerous precedent, but Obama will not be mocked by anyone. And we have seen him come down on this poor man with the full force of his army.
Missouri is being blasted as being full of racists rednecks, and the poor man was barred from life from ever being a clown again. I would SUE if I were him.
I live in Missouri, and it is much like the country. Our black populations live mostly in St. Louis and Kansas City. The rest of the state is rural, and conservative. Our House AND Senate is Republican..
And yet…what never made sense to me is—-How could the state elect overwhelmingly a Republican House and Senate AND yet…get to the booth and go…Uh..well…I want Democrats to be in the top seats? No. Nope. Didn’t happen. Nope.
Mitt Romney did beat Obama there in 2012 by almost 10 points, 53.8 percent to 44.4 percent.
So, all these conservatives…voted for a Republican President, a Republican Congress…but decided to elect a Democrat (Jay Nixon) for governor? And Claire McCaskill for Senate? Claire ..who has always been a staunch Obama lover, is hated just as much as Obama by conservatives here in Missouri. How in the world did she get elected?”
I don’t think so. That I why I have always said….watch who the leaders are. It matters not what the people’s representatives do, if the guys at the top are ‘progressives.” And as long as they keep their hand-picked men at the top…let the people vote all they want. It’s rigged here in Missouri—all my gut instincts say so. Maybe not everywhere, but they take care of these things. How ELSE did the Clintons stay in power for so long? 
The White House spokesman, Josh Earnest, said this:
“It was certainly not one of the finer moments in our state.”
Well Josh, as a native Missourian I have this to say:
“The election of Barack Obama was not one of the finer moments in our history. In fact, he is probably next to Bill Clinton, the biggest mistake we ever made. Obama is against all the things that we love as Americans. Sam Adams would be leading the tea party throwing his basketballs into the ocean. Obama doesn’t like white, gun-toting, bible clinging Americans, and they don’t like him.
And in America, we have the RIGHT to not like the man, but he does not have the right to punish us for not liking him. 
And this Halloween, I am wearing my Obama mask when I answer the door. It would do the country well if all conservatives put on his mask, and give the kids….nothing, or take their candy away. They are never too young to learn who their enemies are and what communism is all about. In fact, if that clown doesn’t want that mask anymore he can send it to my house.
I can’t think of any image more frightening.
Nobody’s Fool: Rafael Cruz
Nobody’s Fool
If Ted Cruz just used his father on stage everywhere he went, Karl Rove would have a VERY hard time demonizing him. Rafael Cruz…is siimply great. And just to prove how right he is, when he says the government wants to take away your religion and replace it with worshiping the state…I post….the evidence:
The Victimization of Oprah Winfrey
Nobody Knows
Are you wondering like me, why Oprah has come out of her cave? After all, she was all over the place back in 2008, helping Obama get elected, crying at his speeches…and then, she disappeared. she moved out of her mansion in Chicago to a huge estate in California. And she has been silent for four years.
I thought maybe it was because she just wanted to get fat in private.
Until, just last week when she came out to promote her new film, The Butler. She even got her Afro wig out, which she NEVER wore when she wanted that big white audience. And then—to help keep the race card alive, she had to come out about our horrible racist world.
Yes, she was a victim of racism! Oh…my.
The victimhood of Oprah Winfrey was discussed at our Sunday family dinner last week. Oprah had been insulted at a local Swiss purse mart, where the saleswomen thought, according to Oprah, that she was too black and poor to buy a $38,000 purse.
“If I were Oprah, I would have brought that whole store and fired the lady.” said my brother. His wife agreed. I had a hard time believing that someone could actually feel sorry for Oprah. After all, Oprah has more money than even some small countries, and she could have disregarded the ‘insult,”— showed her license as to who she was, and laughed, and just told the lady how much she made last year. She could have dressed up a bit more. But she choose instead to ruin the saleslady’s whole life and get her fired.
That’s ego. That’s power. That’s “You didn’t SERVE me.” BS.
After all. This was just as much as Oprah being insulted about NOT being recognized as the mega-star she is as about anything else. (see video) In other words…her ego got hurt. There are not many people on the planet, let alone black people, who would be stupid enough to pay $38,000 for this very common looking purse. (Can you say, ‘rip-off?’)
If people of the world are so racist, Oprah would not be so rich. It’s as simple as that.
But wait: Is Oprah making this whole story up?
The Zurich boutique clerk accused of racially profiling Oprah Winfrey is firing back — claiming the Queen of Talk’s account “is not true” and “absurd.”
“I would never say something like that to a customer. Really never,” the unidentified Italian woman told Switzerland’s SonntagsBlick newspaper Sunday, according to a translation from London’s Daily Mail.
“I don’t know why she is making these accusations. She is so powerful and I am just a shop girl,” added the shop attendant, who has worked at the posh Trois Pommes shop for five years.
“I don’t know why someone as great as her must cannibalize me on TV.”
Nobody Knows why someone as ‘great’ as Oprah Winfrey would make up a story about this…but here’s a good guess: Obama’s has his troops out keeping the “race” card alive. Its why he sent Holder down to Florida to make a race case out of a local trial when there was no race case.
It’s why Harry Reid was out saying today that anybody that opposes Obamacare is a racist. And there are plenty of people here in the United States that Oprah could site as being racially “incorrect” to her. All these years she has lived in the racist United States, and she has to go to Switzerland to find one?
Legally and financially, it was smart. Switzerland is a small country and does not even carry her show. She knew she couldn’t pull out the race card here. She would have been laughed at. She has a movie AND Obama to promote…its all about PR.
Oprah got the Swiss government to apologize to her, and many Americans looking at the fact that poor Oprah, is still black in such a prejudice world, and she was born that way, and is still fat. BUT—–
Obama needed her…and she was there. We will be seeing a lot more of Oprah, because Obama is going to use the race card right up until the 2014 elections. In fact, you can bet your falling stars that this movie was made for EXACTLY that purpose…to help the President. (Really, it’s all about blacks and the White House, how is THAT for a coincidence?)
As for Oprah, I never watched her show much. When she made the big deal about Tom Cruise jumping on her couch, I knew she was a snob. So…where was Oprah when Obama said this about Sarah Palin:
“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
Where was Oprah? Am I a racist because I think that line could be applied to Oprah? (No.)
Sorry. She is SUCH a snob. And that’s why she has been replaced with Duck Dynasty.
Who’s telling the truth about the incident? Oprah or the saleswoman?
Nobody Knows. But we do know a victim when we see one…and Oprah is not it.
Muslims Don’t Like Dogs…….Is Bo…Okay? Nobody Wants to Know.
Nobody Reports
While the movie Elysium has its first weekend out all over America, reminding the world that the rich will someday cut off the rest of the world and build their own place away from the rest of the lowly scum of the world… I’d say, Obama could very well be a shoe-in for the (Muslim) President aboard the Elysium suburb in the sky—–We have that place down here on Earth, and it’s called Martha’s Vineyard.
And that’s where the first family is at: On vacation.
Barry is used to servants, since as a child he had many when he lived as the step-son of Lolo Soetoro in Indonesia, so it’s no wonder he loves the lifestyle and thinks nothing of shutting down whole cities for his own pleasure.
As usual, Bo got his own plane ride to the ‘Yard’ and Obama had to take his usual army of servants:
More than 70 hotel rooms, each costing up to $345 (£220) a night, have been booked out for Secret Service agents, who took charge of luggage including two large mesh bags full of basketballs.
As a result Mr. Obama will be staying closer to public roads which will have to be closed as his motorcade heads for the golf course or bookshop.
The Martha’s Vineyard Times newspaper warned residents to expect “extraordinary and lengthy up-island detours”. Local officials also emailed residents, saying: “Anyone aggrieved by this closing should email or call the White House.” (Oh yeah…I’m sure they will tell Obama to not play golf)
And so, Obama and his wife can enjoy a nice $7.5 million dollar retreat on Elysium…
Wait…that’s not his wife…uh…oh yeah. Who is that sitting in Obama’s kitchen? Ms Rice WORKS for him. Yes. Very hard.
I’m so glad somebody will be there to watch Bo…And speaking of BO…you know…Muslims don’t like dogs…Barack used to EAT dog…Nobody Wonders if that’s the real reason why Bo gets his own plane? Muslims consider dogs to be lower than snakes.
Hmmmmm…….Here’s the good news: Obama can’t eat him for lunch…because he was a gift from Ted Kennedy, but it certainly looks like Obama could care less about him…..which reminds me of the old saying:
“You are what you eat.”
Nobody Cares: Mega Mosque near D.C.
Nobody Cares
Here in my town of Hazelwood, we had two community centers for recreation. The taxpayers, with their high taxes built both centers. ONE of those centers has now been changed into a Mosque.
Here is an article on WMD, on a very BIG Mosque being built right outside Washington D.C. The video’s on WMD website take you through the Mosque, and the woman’s narration is almost…chilling. Turkey does not allow Christian churches to be built, and the prime minister of Turkey, Tallyyip Erodogan, the man who is building this mosque, thinks Islamophobia, should be a crime. We saw Obama, Hillary, and Susan Rice push that agenda after Benghazi.
No matter— the American people didn’t buy that crap that Obama and Hillary were trying to sell. What is dangerous, is the help Obama and Hillary are giving to all the Muslim Brotherhood to help infiltrate America. It’s how Muslims do it in every country. They get in, on peaceful turns, and then they build the Mosques, and then, anyone who is not Islamic is ostracized, or killed.
The fact that they wanted to dedicate this in Sept 2012 should tell you something: That’s its all about Muslim victory.
Here’s the key: They will join “islamophobia” with the race movement. If you object to Islam, then you are a racist, therefore the blacks will be sympathetic to Muslims…they hope.
But….while Obama trashed Russia’s homosexual politics today on National T.V.—-, notice, he says NOTHING about Islam’s homosexual stands. The Muslims KILL homosexuals. They don’t kill them in Russia.
So…NSA, ask yourself—-Do you want your children to be controlled by the Muslims someday? Better think about it what you are doing. Cops everywhere are siding with the Muslims against good Americans and it’s almost scary. I heard a story today about a man in New York who was threatened by his local police when he complained about his new Muslim neighbors.
Obamacare is not the only thing being shoved down our throats. And my heart goes out to the 10,000 people who live in this little town. And isn’t it funny? The road it’s built on is called, “Good Luck Road.”
They’re going to need it.
Can We Ban Stallone For Doing Too Many Steroids?
Nobody Wins
“Well, I guess we won’t be seeing anymore Expendables at the movies.” said my husband.
It’s been a common decision in our house: If you are a movie star, and you decide to put down the common folks who spend the big money to go see your movies, then we don’t have to give you our money.
Stallone, has been getting on my nerves lately. Yo Rocky…What happened to you? Too many punches in the head?
Stallone has made most of his money simply because he has appealed to the conservative Americans. Rocky was all about individual hard work and the theme that, in America, you CAN be the champ if you work hard enough. And he went on to milk the American’s are really good guys themes…in fact he has always had those themes running throughout his movies. It’s the REASON they were successful.
And yet, when he talks on his own time, he sounds like a wimpy liberal kiss-ass Obama puppet. During the Trayvon Martin trail, he said no Americans needed to own a gun.
Gee..can the word hypocrisy get any bigger?
And now, Stallone is replacing Bruce Willis (who by all accounts IS a conservative) with Harrison Ford in his next Expendable movie: 
Stallone gleefully announced yesterday that Willis had been booted from “The Expendables” summer franchise, calling him a greedy, lazy jerk. The “Rocky” actor tweeted: “WILLIS OUT… HARRISON FORD IN !!!! GREAT NEWS !!!!! Been waiting years for this!!!!” Not satisfied with simply showing Willis the door, Stallone added this parting Twitter shot: “GREEDY AND LAZY …… A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE.”
Are these guys that stupid? Does Stallone think that the people who go to see his movies, are going to want to fork out money to see the liberal lover Harrison Ford?
Sly might be in for a surprise. In fact, the whole movie industry is in shock..NOBODY IS GOING TO THE Movies! Spielberg has even predicted the industry won’t be able to survive.
And it’s has much more to do with rebellion than content. It’s not just the movies that are suffering…the cities newspapers are falling like dead flies off an electrical grid. The Boston Globe and the Washington Post were recently sold at a loss, and I’m waiting for the Post Dispatch to go, because they almost have to give it away here in St. Louis.
So, what’s up?
Rush Limbaugh had it right today….the real reason the newspapers (and the movies) are going out of business is because people, like me, were sick of opening up their morning paper and seeing whole pages devoted to some poor African village starving, and how horrible America was in not sending the world all its money.
The leftist Marxist took over all the newspapers in America, the people stopped buying them, and they wonder why.
It’s the same reason the movies are bombing…
Hey, I’ll stay home and watch reruns of Tom Selleck as Jesse Stone, who I know is a patriot, rather than spend money on Sylvester Stallone blowing up another village in some third world country, all the while saying in real life, he doesn’t believe in that sort of thing.
I thought the first Expendables was great—But I will never pay to see another movie of Sly Stone’s no matter how much I want to.
The man, is a coward, a fraud, and an American sellout. Let him move to China.
Nobody Wins when Hollywood is just another mouthpiece for government propaganda. Sorry Sly—I doubt that Bruce Willis’s career will suffer.
Baseball is not the only thing that steroids has damaged, Nobody Wins when your hero’s are on steroids….and everybody knows…steroids cause brain damage. What better proof do you need? 
Do YOU Believe in UFO’s?
Nobody Knows
–If we are being visited by aliens from other planets, although, Steven Spielberg has made some great movies pondering it. Carl Sagan thought it was almost an impossibility for life on other planets NOT to exist, and if you apply all the laws that we know to the universe, he is right.
But, if you have never seen a UFO, you want proof. (Show me the Starstuff!) David J. Eicher, the Editor- in- Chief of Astronomy Magazine had this to say in the Huffington Post:
In this day and age we are awash in a sea of information overload — much of it good and much more of it utter nonsense. It pervades TV, social media, and cellphones. Much of it panders to people’s faint wishes rather than sticking to the facts, and nowhere is this better illustrated than the garbage pseudoscience programs catering to UFO enthusiasts.
He goes on to point out that space is just TOO big for any life forms to get here…and yet, there have been many a reliable person that HAS seen UFO…and gone on to tell about it. Jimmy Carter, saw one, and while many do not like his politics, he did have a degree in nuclear physics. In fact, thousands of people all over the world swear they have seen one…do we just dismiss them?
My parents said they saw one, driving home one night from a friend’s house.
I grew up believing my brother was an alien from another planet, because he once said he saw one land back in the woods behind our house in Florida…and sure enough, he took me to see the sight, and sure enough, the plants and sand were burnt where he said he saw it land. After that, I was convinced they had come before and impregnated my mother with my brother and just came back every few years to check up on him. No human could get by with as much as he did, unless his name was Ferris Bueller.
(He really didn’t start looking like my dad until he was 45.)
But, David forgets something: UFO’s have been around long before TV, Cellphones, and the internet. All over the world, from the time man has been able to write, he has reported seeing UFO’s. :
91 BC, Umbria, Rome, Italy: “Near Spoletium a gold-colored fireball rolled down to the ground, increased in size: seemed to move off the ground toward the east and was big enough to blot out the sun.”
12 BC: China: “In the first year of the Yuen yen period, at the 4th Moon, between 3pm and 5pm, a meteor appeared, the front part the size of a vase over 100 feet long. It’s light was red whitish. It stood far to the SE of the sun. It threw off fiery sparks on four sides, some as large as a pail, others the size of an egg. They fell like rain. This phenomenon lasted until the evening
187 Rome, Italy: “We read in Herodian that in the time of Commodus stars were seen all the day long, and that some stretched in length, hanging as it were in the midst of the air, which was a token of a cloud not kindled but driven together: .
And let’s not forget Ezekiel of the Bible, who said he was taken away by some wheels in the sky…
It’s all too familiar. There are literally HUNDREDS of sightings of UFO’s recorded by various people in all the countries of the world, long before Christ was born, and all throughout history..that nobody talks about. One guy even wrote a book about it: Wonders in the Sky, Jacques Vallee.
Nobody Thinks that David is right about one thing, lots of people are having a lot of fun…running around hyping about UFO’s.
But on the other hand, I think to say that just because space is so vast, nobody would come here to visit us, is a simple rationalization from a simple mind. He has no proof, therefore it isn’t real.
Imagine what a caveman would have thought if he saw a modern plane land near his cave? No caveman alive would have ever imagined putting 300 people on a plane in the air. David would have been the caveman saying, “You people must know that man can’t fly! Remember when Beelzebub fell off the cliff?”
And I’m not sure Aliens would want to visit us…unless we were on the menu.
Remember when Obama said:
“YOU DIDN”T BUILD THAT!”
He was really talking about the pyramids.
So…let’s be honest: Nobody really Know if the aliens are just watching us but …in the meantime, why not imagine it?
It would be foolish not to.
Nobody’s Perfect: Charlie Rangel VS Oprah Winfrey
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have people arguing about saying nasty words—
Let’s start with Charlie Rangel:
In an interview with the Daily Beast published Friday, Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY) suggested Tea Partiers are the “same group” who fought for segregation during the Civil Rights movement. It’s the same group we faced in the South with those white crackers and the dogs and the police. They didn’t care about how they looked,” Rangel said.
Because of this, Rangel said the Tea Party could be defeated using the same tactics employed against Jim Crow.
“It was just fierce indifference to human life that caused America to say enough is enough. ‘I don’t want to see it and I am not a part of it.’ What the hell! If you have to bomb little kids and send dogs out against human beings, give me a break,” said Rangel.
Yes, Charlie just called LBJ a cracker…because LBJ was against civil rights before he was for it. You know, kind of like how Bill Clinton was for marriage between a man and a woman before he was against it, or Obama who was against NSA spying before he was for it.
It’s hard to keep up with these things. Charlie here takes the great liberty of making white conservatives, who have probably helped and employed more black people than Charlie has even giving a decent tip to, while eating at his upper class New York restaurants all his life. Charlie is making you think that white Tea Party crackers are bombing little kids and sending our dogs out after them just by the comparison.
Charlie should come to North County St Louis, and walk the black neighborhoods, where his black brothers care so little about the black kids, they let their pet Rottweiler’s roam the neighborhoods in packs.
And then, there’s Oprah Winfrey, who is continuing Obama’s talk on the terrible racism in America, by promoting her upcoming movie, (free advertising) and saying that Trayvon was murdered. Oh…and one more thing:.
Oprah Winfrey says she has no tolerance for anyone who uses the N-word around her — no matter the color of their skin — saying, “You cannot be my friend and use that word around me.”
Sure looks like she is going to be friends with Jay-Z anyway, doesn’t it? That was really a big beat-down from Oprah wasn’t it? Imagine her reaction if that had been Brittany Spears? And didn’t Jay Z say they have taken the power OUT of the word? Think about that, and try not to say anything to its logic.
You can’t.
And just to prove that there is STILL racism in the world, Oprah had a recent racist encounter…not in America, but in Switzerland:
While Winfrey may be one of the most recognizable faces on the planet, she apparently doesn’t have as big a fan base in Switzerland. Winfrey tells O’Dell that while in Zurich for Tina Turner’s wedding she left the hotel to go shopping by herself and was denied service when the clerk assumed that Winfrey wouldn’t be able to afford the bag she was asking to see.
Oh my. You know, that happened to me last weekend Oprah? I walked into a cheap costume jewelry store, in an upper- class mall, and a Chinese lady followed me all over the place because she was absolutely sure I was going to steal something.
Did my skin color give me away? No….my husband was wearing a hat with the American flag on it. We were….
CRACKERS! Poor crackers at that.
That’s a long way from being hung by the KKK, Oprah…get a grip. 
Obviously we need to think up some NEW nasty words to call each other.
How about…Since the whites can’t say the ‘n’ word, how about we call black people we don’t like;
BUMS
And the black people who don’t like white people…how about you call us….
BUMS.
Let’s make it an equal opportunity word and then we can put cracker and nigger out to pasture with supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Or maybe the black people should just call all white people niggers for awhile…since they think it is a sign of affection, and we’ll call them all Jay-Z.
Can you believe the richest woman in America is actually bitching about this?
So….Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award this week?
Charlie Rangel. Oprah may be in love with Obama, and is still having childhood rape issues. (By the way…I wonder what name she would have for her former black rapists?) but Rangel is a full blown BUM of the highest order.
The ‘n’ word is too good for him.
Happy Birthday?
Nobody’s Opinion
I’m writing this on Obama’s birthday and I don’t know what’s stranger…not seeing flashes of him receiving his birthday cake at the White House, or reading today’s headlines which are saying that “they” expect a major Al-Qaeda attack on our country. To show how serious Obama is taking “protecting'” our overseas embassies (due to the fact that he didn’t protect them before) he has closed down all our embassies throughout the Middle East.
Something tells me, everyone who works at the embassies is still getting paid.
But getting back to his birthday…was it arrogance for everyone to suppose that the attacks would come on his birthday? Does Obama’s birthday have more significant than 9/11? Is he that hated in the Middle East?
Has he sided with the Muslim Brotherhood just one too many times? (Yes. Yes. Yes. and Yes.) In any case, he is playing golf at Camp David.
He’s hiding.
And if all this “chatter” as they call it, is that serious, a precursor to World War III…then it more likely will be another attack on our own soil. Some author last week wrote a book about the next attack and picked Houston, in fact, he was hysterical.
The Democrats would sigh with relief.
All last week, authors, radio hosts, political blogs, and all the major media networks have been broadcasting an attack: It’s coming—-We just don’t know where it will hit. And Nobody Says: What do you MEAN you don’t know where it will hit? You only have every single phone call made anywhere in the world on your data banks.
Which leads me to a different subject. The movie Independence Day is on right now. And nobody but me has been wondering why in the world did they make so many movies where the United States ‘cities are destroyed. The number one reason to me seems to be that the bigger movie market now is in China, India…the rest of the world. And we are so unpopular in the rest of the world, if you destroy the United States in your movie, you are guaranteed box office success. Not to mention, fear is a good way to control your own people.
It’s a win/win for politicians and their movie star directors. But, nevertheless, it has also helped to foster greater animosity towards us: If only life was like the movies—- thinks Mohammed.
Obama has proven, with every day, that no man could be more dangerous in the White House, at this dangerous time in history, than him, and America has no more money left to fight a war. We are 17 trillion dollars in debt, and that’s just the number they want us to believe.
Obama, would love a war. And if coincidences never happen in politics, then presenting Obama as the next FDR on Time’s magazine front cover so long ago, was more than just wishful thinking.
So, what happens if nothing happens?
That’s’ easy: They will all come out and say, (especially those little dweeby generals that look like they never lifted a bucket of water let alone a gun) that they prevented another 9/11 BECAUSE the NSA setup is working…therefore the Orwellian state of surveillance will stay.
And what could be a more perfect birthday present for Obama?
Muslim Joke of the Day
Nobody Gets Email
I usually do not post jokes, but this one made ME laugh. And now, I expect the FBI will be knocking on my door asking me questions about my intentions as a U.S. citizen. So, I need to win the lottery so I can hide from them. (Thanks to my liberal friend, J.R.)
Muslim Joke of the day:
A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says “I feel terrible.”
The doctor examines him and then says: “You need to pee and shit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days.”
The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says “I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?”
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The doctor replied “You were homesick.”
Nobody Remembers Paul Revere
Nobody Remembers
Listen my Children and you shall hear, the midnight ride of Paul Revere.
From “Paul Revere’s Ride” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Hey. I believed it. I always had a picture in my mind, of one brave and handsome silversmith, who looked out his window, saw the British coming, jumped on his horse, and went from town to town shouting, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”
Sure, I believed it…I was a kid.
The real truth is there were about sixty riders that night, moving about the countryside doing the exact same thing. The “spy” who warned Paul of the coming Brits was by most historian accounts, believed to be Mrs. Gage, the wife of the famous British general. Nobody Wonders what kind of fight Mr. and Mrs. Gage had the next night, and what was it about Paul Revere that made her tell him such a secret?
By most accounts, he was a good-looking man.
And come on…Paul likely didn’t shout the “British were coming!” because…at that time, we were all British. Paul didn’t finish that ride to Lexington and Concord, because he was captured by a British patrol before he got there, and said a lot of very nasty things to them upon being captured.
Maybe he had a few drinks as he was known to do. But that doesn’t make him any less of an American hero. He was a member of the Sons of Liberty, and involved in every way with Independence.
Revere, not only worked in silver, gold, and dental plates, he drew cartoons and flyers for Sam Adams who as many know, controlled the town’s main printing press, and was the chief agitator. He was on the boat dumping tea with the best of them, dressed up as an Indian the night of the Boston Tea Party raid.
But on that famous night of April, 18, 1775, there were two other men who rode with him: William Dawes and Dr. Samuel Prescott. William Dawes actually did make it to Concord, and changed history.
“Listen my children and you shall hear, the midnight ride of William Dawes.”
Nope. Doesn’t rhyme. If only William last name had been Deares.
There was another more important reason that Paul Revere should be given credit.(And a personal one for me I might add.) Besides capturing the American supply of gunpowder and bullets— Gage wanted to capture John Hancock and Samuel Adams.
And because Paul Revere got to them before Gage did…..some of the top guys of the Revolution lived to carry on the fight. Who knows what would have happened in history if John Hancock and Sam Adams had been hanged?
Nobody really knows who fired the first shot at Lexington. Some say, some guy just wanted to get a drink at the pub, emptied his last shot outside, (You couldn’t take your gun into the pubs) and started the whole thing.
But Nobody Thinks that is about as unreliable as Longfellow’s poem written years afterward, giving the credit to just one man. So, why did he twist the truth?
Longfellow later admitted he wrote the poem to stress the importance of fighting for liberty and how individuals could make a difference. It was 1861…right before the civil war.
Noble sentiments.
Nobody Thinks we could use a few more of those old guys.
But..the midnight ride of Paul Revere was pure propaganda. Remember that the next time you hear that it was Barack Obama killed bin Laden.
The truth is more like:
“Listen my children and you shall ‘yo mamma”, at the midnight parties of Barack Obama.”
What? You were expecting Longfellow?
Nobody Wins in Divorce
Nobody Wins
Divorce is an ugly word. There are not many people living in the United States who do not know someone who is divorced, or have been divorced themselves. Divorce is like labor. A woman can’t explain how painful labor is to a man, and nobody can really explain how painful divorce is…you just have to experience it to know. And most who go through it, never want to do it again.
So, if you have never been divorced, consider yourself blessed, because after the “sexual revolution” it was all the rage. It almost seemed a backlash to the ‘feminist revolution’, in which woman thought that they were coming up into the world as equals, only to find that the lawyers saved the men with “No-fault” divorce. The men said, “So..you want to be equal! Okay then, you’re on your own!” That was the poor girl.
The rich girl got rich lawyers, and the men lost everything. Nobody won but the lawyers.
There were millions of women left with kids to raise, and men running from child support, like a rabbit runs from a dog. . And how can you blame the men? When all of a sudden,..it was all about the “woman’s body” and her choice to abort or not. A man, had no say.
I have often wondered if the feminist movement didn’t help jump start the crazy “welfare” system because men were not going to get married anymore…why should they? With morality out the door, everyone was getting sex for ‘free.’ And then you had the drugs.
And the women could have free sex too, one night stands….and gee..isn’t it all great?
Except, it wasn’t. Milionis of kids became fatherless. And all kinds of bullshit crap about how woman can raise kids on their own was put out, and women who were tired of going night after night looking for love in Disco’s just came out feeling empty. Decency, went out the window with the old whiskey bottle.
Bill O’Reilly has been on a rant lately in which he claims the main problems in the black community come from the babes born out of wedlock. And he’s right. The blacks don’t even bother getting married. No fathers. No jobs. These boys are ANGRY, some of them don’t even know who their fathers are.
But, back to divorce:
Divorce leaves a scar on some so deep, you just best forget it. I remember a day in the life, after my divorce, when I watched my young six- year- old son, sitting at the front window, his little leather jacket on, his suitcase by his feet, eagerly waiting…waiting for his father to come and pick him up as promised…and then, eleven hours later, the “father’ called and saying..”Uh..I can’t make it today.”
My son, never gave up hope. That is a scar I could not erase, and it was only one of many. That is a day I grew up. He had joint custody, and he always threatened me, because he had more money. I told him….”Take me to court, you will not ever do that again.”
He didn’t. He disappeared.
Fortunatly, my son made up for not having a dad by making lots of friends. Our house was always filled with all his buddies. We had parties, and I watched his friends grow up…loved them, took them everywhere…camping, 4th of July picnics, baseball games, bowling, hockey… for most of my life my son and his friends WERE my life. For fourteen years I was a single parent. I loved all his friends, and was happy he had so many. And just the other day, my son told me that one of his friends was getting a divorce.
“I can’t believe it! Bob and Mary (fake names NSA) have been going together since high school! And what’s worse, is that she left him, for a woman.” he said.
Yes, Mary has now decided she is a lesbian…after two kids. Bob is devastated, and I’m glad I don’t have to watch those kids suffer. One time was enough for me.
After my divorce, I never though I’d find anyone. But then, one day a very quiet man came into my life, and refused to let me go anywhere else. It was almost like a stealth attack, which makes sense because he was a Navy Seal. (LOL) I never knew what hit me, but I find, now after 20 years, I am glad he did. A good marriage is…just the best thing. Life is much too hard to go through it alone.
Bill O’Reilly is right. We need to get the culture back to marriages, and get the blacks back to ‘getting’ married. And you know what? I think the pendulum is going to come about, simply because too many children need fathers.
The women’s movement did more harm than anyone can possibly imagine. Sure, it had a few good points…but they threw the bathwater out with the baby.
People are going to get tired of Wieners.
Having said that…this blog is done, (Thanks for letting me rant.)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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