McCain and Romney? Double Facepalm.
Nobody Wins
“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.” Ronald Reagan.
Ronald Reagan was right. As you see by this video, the bloodline of McCain is already cursed. I’m convinced, the McCain’s come from a long line of some kind of very dimwitted vampires, hatched in Ireland under a full moon, by a banshee from dribble land. John McCain, Meghan’s most famous father, as a politician, is an embarrassment to every conservative who has ever admired Ronald Reagan. This McCain habit of being the not- so- pretty dull penny in the pot, seems to run in the family. John is more than a Rhino…he’s a elephant on roller skates.
Wait, I would NOT insult am elephant like that. I take that back.
If not for Sarah Palin, McCain wouldn’t have even come in second in the last election: More like..fifty third. In fact, Sarah Palin SAVED the Republican party. They used her. We all knew it.
And today, there they were: Mr. Mt. Olympus and Crimpy.
John McCain was giving a big stump speech for Mitt Romney and I couldn’t even watch it. What in the world were they thinking? Get the loser of the last election to endorse you?
Rule No. One: Never, ever, under any circumstances get the last loser of the race to endorse you, because everyone will think that you have the same ideas as THAT loser and YOU will lose.
Duh. (But not as “duh” as letting the daughter of that loser appear on your enemies networks)
Obama is out playing football in the sand, posing his body, teasing the liberal media pundits into going, “Oh..he is just in such good condition!” while we are watching old guys with bad hair lines trying to get us excited.
BUT, as out-of-style these two old coots seem at the moment, Mitt and John would never say they would slit their wrists to make a point.
Meghan McCain did. Just listen to her talk—She talks like she is…10. Okay, 11. Wait…five. Brain cells were falling out all over the floor in this video. The liberals are looking at this girl, and going, “I like her!”
Yes, she said she would just slit her wrists if her father had endorsed Rick Santorum. She also called him a moron.
Mmmmmm…I LOVE to go there, but I will not lower myself, out of respect for all the depressed people out there who actually are watching this all go down and really might be smart enough to accomplish that feat.
I was double facepalming it all day watching TV. 
While Fox had Mitt and John hanging out like lost sweethearts, Sheppard Smith was ranting about the fact that Rick Santorin said the word, “black” in a sentence. He implied with the shocked look on his fact that saying the word ‘black’ was a horrible mistake. Later Rick denied it, so as not to appear racist.
It was such a blatent and ridiculous attack on nothing that I turned to my husband and said, “So, what do we call them now?”
Affirmative Action Animals? American Harvard Recruits? Welfare Welts? AfroAmerio’s? Bereaved Bestials? Obama’s Osmosis?
FOX took sides today. It was tear down Rick Santorum and full steam ahead for Mitt. Mitt is the favorite of the Feds, and the elite’s that run the Republican party. He’s their guy. Always has been. He will keep the global train on track.
And YOU thought you picked the President? Have another cookie!
I’m starting to think legalizing drugs might be a good idea after all…
Double Facepalm.
Product Placement: Political Power Prevails
Nobody Cares–
–That I was bored of politics yesterday and watched this little documentary. I many never drink Coke again…and I’ll tell you in a minute about that.
The guy that made this movie, (forgive me if don’t I tell you– I REALLY don’t want to remember his name) reminds me of my next door neighbor. He always borrows my lawn tools and forgets to give them back. Only in America can a guy make a movie about getting major corporations to give him thousands of dollars to put their products IN the movie, which is about him getting $1.5 million dollars to make what is basically—just a big advertisement for their products.
After it was done, I had to think: Now, what did I learn? 
1. POM (the major sponsor) is good for men’s erections. (Yes, that was the big one.)
2. Product placement in movies can sometimes help carry the cost when the budgets are so big.
3. Advertising is almost never honest.
4.. Quentin Tarantino has a hard time getting ANY major spongers.
5. Even Ralph Nader is a sucker for free stuff, bribes, and payoffs.
6. If you just even LOOK at the logo of Coca Cola, your endorphins in your brain will shoot sky high, you will start salivating, fall on the floor, crave wild sex with Kevin Costner, and need to be taken away by the police…..
Just kidding—You might not do that , but you will want to drink one. The MRI’s prove it.
7. I also learned that they know if you get kids young enough loving McDonalds, you can program them to want McDonalds for the rest of their lives. I ought to know: whenever I’m stressed I want McDonalds. In fact, I had it for dinner tonight…a quarter pounder (no cheese) with a Coke. My mother must have bought me McDonalds when I was sick when I was a kid, because it’s the only food that makes me feel better.
Flu? MCDONALDS! Stuffy nose? MCDONALDS! Hangover? MCDONALDS! Don’t want to cook? MCDONALDS! Okay, that last one, in my house, is considered an ailment. 
Obviously this means…OMG! I’m addicted!
So…Nobody asks: How can a “logo” put your brain in addiction mode?
This from Kevin Trudeau’s Natural Cures “They” Don’t Want You To Know About.”
Food manufacturers are knowingly putting chemicals into the food that cause the consumer to become physically addicted to it. Chemicals are being added to our food that actually make us gain weight. Since our brains are mostly fat, a large percentage of these chemicals accumulate there over the years.
And if commercials about food, cars, cigarettes, vodka, drugs, and car insurance aren’t enough to drive us all into zombie- fat no-brain land, let’s not forget all the subliminal political messages they put in all the sitcoms and movies. 
They are not only advertising products, they are advertising political parties.
Last week Michelle Obama made a guest appearance on Nickelodium to push the Obama’s big campaign suck up to the military. (see video below) Yes, they have to get some white votes somehow.
They could be doing this for two reason: It’s an election year, and they want to convince the conservatives..whose families are in the military, that they like them, or 2. They are planning to attack Iran and need more soldiers before the year is out. The ones coming home will not want to go back out there: back to the deserts, and the camels, and the Muslim busting stress, where a McDonald’s Super-Sized Big Mac Meal, topped off with a cold delicious chocolate shake is hard to come by.
Can you blame them?
Either way, when the top family in the country can manipulative the masses with guest appearances on TV shows…Nobody Wonders: Who pays who? Does the President always get free air time, when others have to PAY to appear? 
How fair is that? Is Newt Gingrich going to get free air time on MTV? Also, did Michelle Obama PAY to have the kids call her “Your excellency”? Or did she…demand it be written in the script?Nobody Knows.
And then… I’ll surely remember his name.
Michelle Obama Thanks YOU!
Nobody Flashes
I got this email today, and I couldn’t wait to post it. It must be an old one, so I added a few paragraphs of my own to the end. The author was not mentioned..but he/she is a mighty fine pundit. What makes this satire so relevant is that Obama is going to RUN against the mean, rich, nasty people..of whom he happens to be the perfect example of one.
Enjoy! (Thanks to Pattie)
*****
Dear American Taxpayer
For the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard-working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long time family friends, my personal staff and several friends had a wonderful time.
Honestly, you just haven’t lived until you’ve stayed in $2,500.00 dollar per night, 3 story villa at a five star luxury hotel.
Thank you also for Air Force Two, and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Cost del Sol, I highly recommend the Bueunaventura Plaza in Marbella: a great lobster with rice and oysters! I’m ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha’s Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you’re not in Europe? You have to just grin and bear it?
Air Force Two (which costs $11, 351 dollars an hour to operate according to the Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47, 500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere ,1,032 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates but we are close. That’s quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars, and drive less too, so we can lesson our combined carbon footprint.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling hard to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet, so I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.
I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago, I just had to get away for a few days.
Cordially,
Michelle (Moochelle) Obama
PS Thank you as well for the $4 billion dollar trip to India from which we just returned.
PPS Thank you too for that vacation trip to Martha’s Vineyard: it was fabulous! And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha’s Vineyard so that we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn’t take him on Air Force One because he might pee on some wires or something.
PPPS..Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii for Christmas. Obama had to work, so I had to fly out early because we had a 7,000 square foot house that our staff had to get ready. The expense was a bit more this time, over $4 million, and unfortunately we couldn’t move the White House there, as we both love it there, but we want the taxpayers to know, that we make sacrifices too.
The White House will stay in Washington for now.
LOVE YA!
Remember, we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally. Love to redistribute! Share the wealth! Send this to every American and please vote for our second term
I haven’t been in Bora Bora, YET!
It’s Here! The Galaxies in Iowa
Nobody Flashes
It’s finally here! We’ve only been hearing about this day for 4,587,209 days! The great Iowa Republican contest is here at last. Will Ron Paul get all his Ron Paul Elves out in the front lines? Will Mitt Romney bet another $10,000 dollars that Rick Perry has never even been to the Department of Education? Will Michelle Bachmann say that she has channeled Elizabeth the First for her endorsement? Will Rick Santorum get a new sweater?
I’m excited. But let’s not forget the more important events happening at the same time: Like..galaxies colliding: 
Nobody’s New Year’s …..Rant!
Nobody’s Random Thought On New Year’s Eve
Okay…it’s 8pm here, the last day of 2011, and I’m watching Dick Clark’s New Year’s party, and I’m drinking my friend Pattie’s excellent home-made wine, and I’m missing playing the drums as I did for so many years in bands…making the people jump with the big downbeats, and the flam’s, and the driving rhythms…there’s nothing like dancing and music and feeling the joy of life on New Years’ Ever is there?
I love to watch the dancing on New Year’s Eve. America could use a New Years Eve once a month.
We’ve had a rough year. Hell…so has the rest of the world. Somewhere when we were all busy just trying to live our lives, a mass black hole of criminals with good intentions made the biggest dent of depression in a once robust future, it’s hard to fathom the damage they caused. The EU elite in Brussels…and our own elites in Washington have forged a deal with immorality.
A pact with the Devil.
I listened to Jack Abramoff today talk about how very legal it is in Washington D. C. to accept bribes from lobbyists. They all do it. Jack has lots to tell us, and this next year, we should be listening.
Term limits. Congress must abide by the same laws as the people. No one can lobby after leaving office. He had good suggestions, and we should not understate that the corruption is vast and almost unbelievable. 
And yet, people are resilient. Everywhere…they want more of life, more out of their leaders and something tells me, the young of the world will NOT put up with it. And neither will the old. The people of the United States have been free for too damn long. They will not go down without a fight. And we need to fight hard this next year. No matter who gets picked to be President, it’s time we told them—
Enough. Enough. You will not take our freedoms away. Enough..
Nobody has been writing all year, about the horrors of our freedoms being taken away. Obamacare is pretty much the Nazi holocaust in disguise. It MUST be repealed.
I called an old friend of my mother’s tonight. She is 89 and grew up in London. Her name is Doreen, a lovier woman I have never met, and she grew up in the horrors of the bombing of England. Her brother picked shrapnel out of his face all his life, due to the bombing of Hitler. She remembers. And she was horrified at the changes taking place in our country.
“They want to tell us what to do!” she cried.
Here is a woman who has seen the dreaded bombing of the Nazi’s. She left England, and moved to Naples, Florida. Her husband made a great living in real estate in Florida. And she can’t believe what is happening here.
This makes me angry. It makes me furious. Our forefather…my family ancestors, John Adams, Sam Adams and Henry— did not go through the trial of the American Revolution to just see the greatest country on earth be destroyed by greed. And niether did YOUR ancesors. Every American forefathers have built this nation: in blood, in sweat, in tears.
The people that are trying to take over the world…make themselves and their families elites at the top and slaves at the bottom in endless service jobs, want us to believe that we cannot win against the tide of plans that they have for us.
BUT…if we think we can…stop the tide of tyranny, we will. How often have we heard the best of our mentors say: practice positive thinking. Positive thinking. It works. We can defeat them We can demand our rights. If we convince ourselves…no way. No way will you dictate our lives. If George Washington can lead an army without shoes in the middle of winter then so help me god we can fight this pond of greedy elites. Nancy Pelosi..Harry Reid, Barack Obama…
It will take time. It will take good men and women speaking out. It will take courage.
But, as Gandhi once said. “The truth will prevail.”
Everyone have a great time tonight! Dance. Sing. Get drunk with abandoned, it’s been a tough year, it’s okay. Love your lover. Kiss your child. Dream of a better day…tomorrow.
You know, I’m just a nobody. But I thank God for every reader I have. God Bless you all.
Nobody’s Perfect, and I have to laugh while I’m typing this because I’ve made so many spelling mistakes, all I can do is have another glass of wine.(LOL!)
Tonight— I love everyone. THIS YEAR…we WILL win. You can bet your New Year’s Hat on it.
The World of Public Art: Uh….Uh…Sure.
Nobody Flashes
Tis the season to be jolly, and it seems that there are many jolly politicians, all over the world, who like to fund the very best artists that they can find, to spruce up a city. In case, you like me, won’t be getting to any of these places anytime soon…I decided to jolly up the New Year with…WHAT?
The good people of Philadelphia, are being cheered up by a giant rabbit planted in the middle of some…..square. One that reminds us all, that drinking and walking should not be done at the same time. As you can see, it’s drawing a big crowd in the middle of this jolly season. The most that you need to know about the artist, is that he’s from..the Netherlands, making some subliminal message to us all: do not move to the Netherlands. There is nothing to do there but drink yourself into a stupor.
Here we see another great work of art. Actually, it’s a blown up work of art whose is making a copy of the original work by God, but..let’s not be fussy. This is also, a fine example of what the Netherlands has done since Van Dyke no longer graced the halls of the royal palace. Was is the message? We are all fried. Make your eggs…sunny side up! Don’t step on the yolk. Go home and eat. Your guess is as good as mine.
This is in Germany, where the poor people are starving. They are so hungry that they are growing mushrooms on the side of their buildings, out of the reach of those nasty Greeks who just won’t plant their own.
In London, the artist has immortalized the drunks that hang out on the common streets on Friday night. The first, is the night before, and the next…how they feel when they wake up the next day and find out that they actually survived not only the soccer match, but the party afterwards. I’m sure the British people are just in love with this public display of true genius, that they no doubt paid for. My favorite pick so far.
Jumping across the planet, here we have a perfect example of the Japanese people. They are…robots. They don’t think. They just…are ordered, and they move. If a Japanese artist moved to the Netherlands, he’d probably commit Hari Kari, right on top of the eggs. This proved that trying to melt us all into a NEW WORLD ORDER of clones, might not work. I’m just saying.
In Chicago, the good people decided to express their wishes to put on hard hats, join the union, and…tell me…what’s that thing between his legs? Obviously GE put this in some Plaza to remind you that you only have THREE more days to enjoy your love with Thomas Edison. And that…big yellow bear…is YOU!
Rahm Emanuel, could not resist. He is telling Chicago that…he is watching YOU. And he’s getting tired of it. Look at those blood vessels. If you are near this wonderful example of how the government spends its money, be sure and go back, look that eye in the eye, and gesture! Tell Rahm how much you appreciate his support. I would.
Another Chicago favorite! One to take all the kiddies to see, even though Marilyn looks at least 30 pounds thinner than the original, it’s not bothering this guy from trying to express his joy. A few more inches….
Oh…let’s not stop. Back in Germany, they are expressing how they feel about the Greek Bailout. Or the fact that the Rhino is an endangered species…except here in the United States where the population of Rhino’s is multiplying very successfully. We should send them a few of ours.
But…the Germans are not going to let that misery go on. Here they celebrate the years of their women, filling the children and the nation with…funny looking statues.
Let’s not forget the artist of China, who puts his thumb up at the world, a joy for the people on the beach to ponder while they are surfing, and living life in luxury. Nobody suggests that the Chicago politicians and the Chinese politicians look at life much the same way. An eyeball here, a thumb there…but the Netherlands, and Germany?
They’ve come a long way baby. I don’t know about you…but if I had to choose, I’d pick the dead rabbit. He pretty much sums it all up.
Can We FAKE a LOVEJOY?
Nobody Reports
Glenn Beck posted this little gem on his website, and I just had to post it, because I’ve read just about everything about the moon landing being faked that there is, and I still have no idea, who or what to believe.
I must admit, with the evidence coming out everyday as to just how much our government lies…it’s pretty easy to believe they would “fake” at least the first moon landing, and then later on, got it right. So, why not fake a comet sighting? NASA has to look as if it is doing something, don’t they?
But I like this guy…astronaut Dan Burbark. He seems pretty sincere, and just because of the fact that he even mentioned Tasmania, I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. He really DID see a putty-tat.
Not so, a few of Glenn’s readers–one guy had THIS to say:
- love almost all your videos SA, but this NASA Lovejoy noise is all a HOAX, i’m serious, the facts don’t add up, the size the trajectory, all of it and the CGI of night flight of ISS, take a look at the posts everywhere on ISS night flight, THEY ARE ALL CGI, look closely and think, and remember the ISSS is supposed to be over 340 km above us, THIS IS FAKED and bad CGI, LOOK PEOPLE, LOOK AT all the ISS Night Flights, they are FAKE and bad CGI.
I’d say, he sounds pretty convincing, whoever he is. I would look closely at the CGI if I knew where it was.
Does that stand for “Cool, Graphic, Interface?” “Common Gerbil Intelligence?” “Centrifugal Germane Inkblots?”
And what is ISSS?– “Intelligent Suckers Still Supplementing? “I Still Stand Stupid?” ” Imminent Superior Soccer Stars?”
So I remained…stumped, until I continued reading and found my answer:
sumstuff46 said: maybe the earth ended and we are living in another dimension! 😉
That’s sounds good to me, sumstuff!
Anyway, Dan can come to my dinner table any old-time he wants, fake or not. He has real enthusiasm. I’m sure Tasmania will welcome him with open arms once he comes down.
The 12 Days of Gifts for Our Politicians
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It’s a fact: While the Congress is arguing about whether to let us all “keep” our money, we must remember that a big majority of our fine leaders actually got richer during this recession. So keeping in the Christmas spirit, I’ve decided to “wonder” just how the rich might use their money. It’s the 12 days of Nobody Wonders What the rich will get for Christmas.
1. There is one thing we do know, and we learned it from Donald Trump: if you’ve got it…flaunt it! And so somebody did. Here we see that they pasted a 1 million dollar bill along a highway just to let us scrubby people struggling to pay for their kid’s dental bills that some people have LOTS of these suckers and use them for starting their fireplaces. To Bill Gates, a $250,000 Lamborghini would be the same to the average person as spending 63 cents. Personally, I think Glenn Beck put this up, because he hates Woodrow Wilson. If I were rich, I’d buy this billboard and put in on the Capital Steps.
2. Nothing says love like a diamond in a piece of Chocolate. Why give a girl a ring? Just give her the diamond and let it melt in her mouth. Or chip her tooth. How is she going to show her friends? What if she puts it in her purse and the chocolate melts, and she loses the diamond in her purse? Well, that’s what I would do. I’d put it in my purse, go to the beach, and tell my rich husband, “Oh, honey,…it melted. I JUST can’t find the diamond. I need another one. Yep, that’s what Nancy Pelosi would do. Better not show here this: she will insist all her chocolate covered strawberries that she is supplied on her tax-funded airplane have diamonds on top.
3. Somewhere, there is a perfect match for this very expensive wooden head with the long nose. I’m sure Obama would appreciate this fine example of art from his native land. Pinocchio never looks so…humble.
4. If those Hollywood people get really smart..they’d just buy this Island boat and give it to the President so that he doesn’t have to keep spending our hard-earned money flying to Hawaii. He could park this right outside his house on the Potomac. Really, think of the mony they would save us. (At the very least, he should have the courtesy to use Hotwire coupons!) We’d all have more money to go to their movies. It’s a win/win situation. Somebody call Spielberg.
5. Gold shoelaces. Who doesn’t need a pair of these? This is something to get all those NBA stars who worked so hard this year. All those games…all those missed shots. If they had just given those guys some gold shoelaces the season would have been right back on track. Why those big bosses didn’t think of this, is beyond me.
6. Here we have a MUST for every rich person on the planet. A car, that flies. Sure…it looks like a toy. But rich people are the LAST people who want to wait on those pesky airport terminals. Or sit in planes for hours before takeoff. OR pay Obama’s new taxes on private planes. This will get them wherever they want to go, without having to sit in traffic, and they won’t have to ever get in a taxi smelling of human vomit ever again.
7. Oh come on. Every Senator wants one of these. You know it. A crystal toilet. John. Lew…or to put it more succinctly for our elite leaders…”throne.” Nobody would be surprised if they are already installed. You can be sure that is ONE thing, they would all vote for to pass. If the American people could bribe the Senate to actually pass bills for the American people, we would gladly PAY for these to be put in all their private offices. Trust me, it would be a lot cheaper than them doing their daily..nothing. We’d all come out ahead.
8. Special delivery for the President. His own desk set, complete with historical significant: for his continual inspiration.
9. You know, the rich have all the gadgets in the world: the latest technology, every Apple gadget ever produced, and in Bill Gates case, Leonardo Da Vinci’s sketches. BUT…they do NOT usually have the largest book in the world! Why wait? This would look lovely in the living room of Oprah Winfrey. After her recent cable bomb, she needs something to do.
10. Oh…everyone has to have a pair of these. Gold Golf clubs. The only problem with these, is you need a solid gold golf ball to use with these. I mean, how stupid would you look pulling these beautiful solid gold clubs out of your bag and then, you go hit some cheap little white plastic ball! How..crash. How..absurd. And of course, those things on the bottom are meant to slice up the grass with every drive, in order that all the golfers coming behind you will look down at all the deep holes in the course and say, “Yep…Tiger played today. Looks like Obama was with him!.”
11. Every rich man is getting this for his wife for Christmas. And I can see why. Not only is it covered in diamonds, it keeps your wife from seeing your mistress who spent the night in bedroom 345…and also, prevents her noticing that you did not get her a real mink for Christmas but an imitation. You gave the real one to the mistress.
12. And last but not least, this is a must for every democratic member of the house and Senate. I’m listening to Obama as I type this, and ONCE again, he threatens to take our money if we do not do what he says. Of course, he blames the house Republicans. Obama needs this desperately: Let him start screwing something else besides the American people
Bah…humbug.
Trillions…and Trillions…and Trillions….
Nobody Knows:
Well, here we are at the end of the year, and Nobody is going to sum up her opinion on the race for the White House…so far, just about everyone is up for grabs, but, who can win? Let’s take a less than perfect look, shall we?
Mitt Romney: He has nice hair and has the most “You can put me on that dollar bill” look that we all like to see in a President. He keeps replaying fixing the Olympics card, but really, you can’t compare that to dealing with China. His good grace comes off as almost wimpy, and it’s certain Mitt would get some disenfranchised Obama votes. Because he is the most liberal of the group, the leaders of the party figure he could win. He says he is an outsider to Washington, but he is obviously the favorite of Wall Street, which runs Washington, and is why he keeps getting the center position on stage in every single debate. All the networks are owned by just a handful of companies, and THOSE big companies would like to see Mr. Mitt as President. He is the son of a Senator, and will continue to represent the rich…just the same as Obama does now. The rich, will continue to get richer under Mitt, but he would probably let us nobodies keep a few more freedom than Obama…like picking our own fast food.
In a debate with Obama, Romney would look very weak.
Newt Gingrich: Even though he took the lead for a while, Newt is like a sore toe. You can bandage it up, but when you put on your shoes and walk in it, you go back to being in a lot of pain. The ONLY reason we would want him over Romney is because we all want to see him dish out his quirky and witty professor knowledge on a man who can’t even decide if America is good or bad. In office, Newt would be a lot like the Bush family, a sort of second cousin.
In a debate with Obama, Newt would far better than Romney, but they could dig up some pretty sad dirt on the man. Probably in the form of another sex scandal. Toe suckers just can’t help themselves.
Ron Paul: This is the man Obama is most feared of. He represents the last of our Constitution’s survival. He wants to end the Fed, which to Washington and Wall street, would be more painful than telling their wives that they can only go on one trip to Hawaii every ten years. Ron Paul sees it all. What he doesn’t see, is that one honest guy cannot fight the humongous Kleptocracty that is trying to rule everything. Without Congress behind him, he would really be a one-term President. The corporate boys are all in the bag.
In a debate with Obama, he would sound smart, but Obama would get him all flustered and he’d blow it. All the stations, both FOX and CNN would attack him unmercifully until he would end up like another Perot. The people would vote for him, and then he would fade into the sunset. Both parties want a globalist into that most powerful seat, and GE, Monsanto, the corporations that the Supreme Court made into persons, can BUY the Presidency, and will. (see tomorrow’s blog.)
Rick Perry: Who? Never mind his recent wonderful ideas, the man can’t talk. Until he comes to the rescue of Sheriff Arpaio who has endorsed him, I don’t believe a word he says. He manadated that vaccine. Really stupid. What would he mandate as President?
In a debate with Obama__do you really want to go there?
Michelle Bachman: Michelle, is better at looking presidential than Ron Paul. She would do us proud. But, they will not even let her near the gate. Even Ron Paul has said some nasty things about her, which should put HIM right off the list. He should be attacking Obama. Not Michelle.
In a debate with Obama, Michelle would look the weaker, unless of course the moderators give her a fighting chance. I said that same thing about Sarah. They were both born with the high voices. Sadly, it’s true that even Einstein would listen to Michelle and not hear what she says. It’s the way we are all built. Example: Margaret Thatcher, had a deep sonorous voice…that commanded attention. Obama has that voice, and it got him elected over McCain.
The brain just works that way. It’s why these people hire consultants to work their images.
Rick Santorum. Poor guy, like Michelle he is put at the end of the stage. You may not think this is important, but imagine Rick Santorum at the center of the stage in every event. He be a front runner right now. The position that Mitt has now, has given him unfair advantage over everybody. The rich people, of course want their guy to win, so that’s what you get…advantages.
Rick would do fine aganst Obama. Better than Romney. He does have a good point…Democrats do vote for him. But, he is always at the end of the line. He is closer to the people. Therefore, he will always be on the sidelines exactly where they want you to put him in your mind.
Having said all that…consider the video at the top, which shows that no matter WHO gets in as President, it’s our crushing economic debt that will be our doom. China owns us.
The only person who actually has the guts and the knowledge to save us from disaster is Donald Trump. I’m still hoping he gets in the race, because he can defeat Obama in a debate.
Donald is the only candidate who can broker with both parties, and the Chinese, who have planned our destruction, and are doing it one big grand step at a time.
That’s the elephant in the room that Nobody is taking about.
When the country crashes, it won’t matter what the color of you skin is.
Nobody would like for just once in my life, not have to “hold my nose” when I vote. —-Just once, before I die.
Run Donald. This Nobody implores you.
And Now, A Word From Our Sponcer…
Nobody Flashes:
The world record for how many beer glasses one man can carry…still stands.
Nobody Flashes “Burn It to the Ground” X-Mas Lights
Nobody Wonders—
What the name of this video is: I think it was called “Burn it to the Ground” but it was right next to, “The Best Way to Annoy Your neighbors!” so…take your pick.
Whatever. I thought it was fun. I’d be rocking in front of his house, with a bottle of something, and lots of candy, and my new funky hat.
Just about this time next week, we will all want to throw darts at Bing Crosby, and his “White Christmas.” because sometimes you can get too much of one thing.
Just thought I’d post something a bit different.
ENJOY!
Nobody Flashes: Chuck Woolery Leaves White Squirrels in Budget
Nobody Flashes
I can’t help myself. Nobody is getting some great emails that just can’t wait. This guy cracks me up, and also tells you how simple it would be to cut $1.5 trillion dollars off the budget. Something that no one in Congress can bring themselves to do.
Who knew there were White Squirrels?
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Pattie)
Tebowing to the Kleptocracy
Nobody’s Opinion
Last week, everyone was talking about the Tumpster putting on his own Republican Debate with Newsmax. One after another—candidates were saying,”Uh..no..uh…I have to go to my hairdresser.” By the end of the week, the only two left standing, were Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum.
Ron Paul had a date with someone named destiny, and Mitt was counting his money. Perry was…watching football.
But…out of nowhere, much to my Nobody surprise.. There they all were debating! Who knew? They were standing in front of two Obama lovers: Clinton’s George Stephanopoulos and Diane (I’ve never read Mark Twain) Sawyer, both whom asked leading questions, just it seems, to make all the candidates look bad.
If you didn’t catch the moment when Diana Sawyer whined about how Americans are obese and don’t eat right or exercise and what should the leaders do, then you missed it. Ron Paul pretty much told her it’s none of the government’s business. For me that was a definite highlight.
The fact that they put this on so quickly means that the last thing they wanted to do was have the American people get to see someone like Donald Trump, who knows what’s going on..to have any say so at all. And they might be right: He would have taken it over. Still, we would have found out more from him than George or Diane.
They all had some good moments in answers, but there’s no clear Secretariat here, and that’s why we’re all –Tebowing.
Nobody’s Perfect
Over in Brussels, Sarkosy and Merkel tried their very best to keep the European Union on that fast track to a non-representative government where no nation has sovereignty but..Germany. 
Uh…haven’t we been there before?
Germany – Europe’s biggest economy – was intent on changing the European Union’s treaty to enshrine stricter budget discipline and penalties for countries that failed to adhere to them, to ensure there could be no repeat of the current crisis. From the German perspective, only by reforming economies, cutting social programs can they survive.
Oh, that should go over well.
Nevertheless there was one man standing alone when it came time to vote. The vote was 26-1. Cameron of England said, “No thanks, England will remain England. ” and for that he got royally snubbed when he offered his hand to Sarkosy.
Nobody’s Perfect when you are the odd man out, and for once, this Nobody is extremely glad for what Sarkosy and Merkel consider to be a most imperfect vote.
Churchill would be proud.
But he wouldn’t be so proud of this act by Obama…
Nobody Knows
-How did Iran get a top-secret spy plane of the United States when obviously it wasn’t flying over Ahmadinejad’s head or it would have knocked him back into Satan’s hellhole? 
Obama is not concerned about it at all, and no matter how many terrorists Obama has killed, losing this most top secret drone erases just about everything else he wants to brag about.—Or maybe he didn’t “lose” it. Maybe he sold it, because he really is made at Netenyahu.
Let’s hope it’s a dummy.
And speaking of dummies and drones…
Nobody Wins—
When our own government is using drones to spy on its own citizens to help the local police. That’s what happened in North Dakota, and it’s disgusting that they are using drones on us.
Look for more drones here. I saw my first one at the tea party here in St. Louis in 2006. At least they didn’t pull out the lasers.
Yes, the police are going to use lasers on crowds. They don’t want you to blind a pilot with that, but it’s okay to laser protesters now? How about if we were all driving electric cars?
At least with water all you did was get wet— now you could end up with permanent blindness.
Add that to the list of tyranny. Obama continued attack on our rights: making it illegal to have your kids work on your farm, and telling churches who they can hire.
We are fast becoming Russia.
And speaking of Russia
Nobody Wonders 
“You cannot beat up and arrest hundreds of thousands or millions,” Navalny said in a statement from jail that was read out to demonstrators on Saturday. “We are not cattle or slaves.”He called Putin’s ruling party a collecton of “swindlers and thieves.” which struck a chord with millions disgusted by the ostentatious wealth of Moscow’s elite. (Our elites are very GOOD at hiding thier wealth or more would be saying that here.)
Hopefully when he’s finished with Russia, he’ll come help us.
Nobody Cares
In other news, we are finally going to get to hear the great Princess Chelsea Clinton speak. I was beginning to think she was either a deaf-mute, or spoke like Caroline Kennedy. I can’t wait to see that witnessing her father in the White House, didn’t damage her vocal chords. (Just kidding–she talked for her mother when she was running for President.)
I bet even Billy Bush is proud.
It pays to be the child of Presidents…you get to start out at the top! The 315,000 who dropped out of the labour market last month(a number which exceeded the 120,000 new jobs created his month) just stopped looking for one.
Nobody’s Fool
And this brings me to the last thought: The headlines tonight on Drudge is about a quarterback, named Tim Tebow praying. Before and after the game, he kneels and thanks to “Jesus.” A lot of people don’t like it: a lot of people do.
He also says one of the most important quotes of the century in my Nobody Opinion: He stresses that football is just a game and that God doesn’t care who wins.
That’s right. God doesn’t care who wins a football game. But you and I should care who wins this war of destruction on our freedoms and way of life. The world hs been plundered by a gang of elites rulers and plutocrats, and many of them, along with the top people in our country, are trying to form a Kleptocracy.
A Kleptocracy is a government that plunders from its own people transferring wealth by threat of force from commoners to the upper classes.
Think “global carbon tax” and that pretty much sums it up.
It’s not just the United State, or Russia, or Egypt, or China…it’s happening everywhere.
Mr. Tebow has it right. In any fight…God…really most any god, will give any man, any woman, and any nation the home-field psychological advantage every time.
We should remember that. Do we want the Arabs to have such a psychological advantage?
Do you want to Tebow to their god, because that’s what they will command of you if they win their plans of global domination.
God IS hope, that’s what Nobody Thinks.
Having said that…Nobody Remembers the last time Obama went to church with his family…do you?
He did today.
Obama must have been watching football. 
All We Want For Christmas Is For Them To Come Home!
Nobody Gets Email
If you haven’t seen this…now’s the TIME!
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Rocket Man)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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