Obama, Iran, & the Brave Tommy Robinson
Nobody’s Opinion
Yesterday, I watched a program about the EDL (England Defense League) called “Islamaphobia.” The reporter basically rode around in a car, with the leader of the group, a young Tommy Robinson, who has helped formed a movement of people in England who are tired of seeing their country being taking over by Muslims. There was a scene where a whole city was solid Muslims…and an Imam walked up to the car Tommy was driving, his long white dress flowing in the wind, and laid a punch right on Tommy’s face through the car window. Tommy did not hit back.
Here’s a few facts: by 2066, English, Welsh, Irish, and Scots will be a minority in their own country, due to their immigration. In Pat Buchanan’s book, “Suicide of a Superpower” he said this:
“Is it not treason to bring in foreigners, deceitfully, to swamp a people and dispossess them of their culture and country?”
He presented China and Tibet as an example.
And he’s right. Our leaders are doing the very same to by letting in the invasion of Mexicans into America, and just like the snob you will see in the video below, they don’t care.
Now…get this: the “reporter” of “Islamaphobia” was there trying to show the “hatred” of the English people and how unreasonable they are for being afraid of those peace loving Muslims who have a right by English law to take over as much of the country as they like.
Watch the video below.You can see the problem Tommy and the poor English people face: It’s not only the complete ignorance of his interviewer—a man who tries to make Tommy look silly for being scared of those innocent Muslims…it’s the sheer horror of his snobbery, because he represents the ruling class. Tommy is arrested if he even speaks in a protest.
This arrogant, pigheaded, insulting, boob of a man had me wishing I could press the delete button and send him back to Muhammad’s day and put him at the raid of Khaybar. That’s the trouble with these intellectual idiots…they’ll get us all killed because they all want to be so “fair.”
The interviewer is more afraid of Tommy and the EDL trying to save his country, then he is of the very Muslim who would think nothing of crawling into his very upper-class house in London and slitting his throat.
The young men of the EDL were a delight to see…finally…somebody willing to stand up to a religion that is abhorrent, and means to take over the world by sheer number. This is happening in the United States with the help of our own President, who has decided to be a Christian until the NEXT election, and for another reason:
Iran. Obama sees another blessing in Iran….it’s an election year.
The war drums are beating…but this time, we don’t have a 9/11. This time, we have the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei announcement that: “ It is a ‘jurisprudential justification” to kill all the Jews and annihilate Israel, and in that, the Islamic government of Iran must take the helm.”
This statement came after Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said publicly that Israel could be poised to make a preventive strike against Iran as early as late spring or early summer, which left Netanyahu to say:
“The chatter causes extensive damage, puts Israel on the front line and impedes the sanction efforts.”
So, what do we do? The American people all fear, and by his previous actions we know, that Obama LOVES to go in without permission from Congress, and prove what a macho guy he is, and bomb or kill some people.
This Nobody fears that whenever all this war stuff starts with Iran, it will put off the next elections because of the repercussions that will happen due to it. Obama will get his second term if for no other reason than the people will not want to have elections in the middle of a war.
So..if the Trojan Horse of Muhammad is about to be released, the only thing that would save us— is more Tommy Robinsons.
Obama…Compare the Speeches
Nobody Gets Email
This video shows you how even Obama’s speechwriters, who are on the government dole, get by with shabby work.
If I were a candidate, I’d use this video and just say at the end, “Picture Obama…2014…saying the same old stuff. Or in the words of the mortal King of Soul…James Brown:
“You’re just talkin loud…and saying …and sayin nothin. …and sayin nothin.”
(Thanks to Patty)
Prosuming the American Picker
Nobody Knows
Have you ever watched America Pickers? Pawn Shop Wars? Do you think all these programs popping up are just demanded by people because they are so poor, or are they “social engineering” classes? Nobody Wonders….
I have a wonderful friend named Missy, whose family used to be the typical middle class, and she is a great American Picker. Missy is an American woman in the style of Sarah Palin…don’t mess with her, or you’ll liable to find yourself up a tree. She’s feisty, intelligent, loyal, honest, compassionate, and very patriotic.
Her son used to own his own fitness center. Her husband, Mark, used to work for the Post Office. Missy and Mark used to live in New York, but they moved to North Carolina because the New York property taxes were just too much to bear.
Like millions of baby boomers all over America, they are struggling. Mark lost his pension that was promised, and they get a little from Social Security. Mark is good at being a handyman so they spent their lives buying homes, fixing them up, and then sellng them for a profit. They worked hard for their dream, and succeeded many times over.
You know where I’m going with this.
Nobody Wonders how Obama misses this stuff?
Her son has the usual divorce problems, and he is ordered to pay child support… but no matter how hard he tries, he can’t find a job. He went to a job fair and there were thousands applying. The jobs are just not there. And yet, he is still expected to pay child support. He hardly ever sees his daughter and it’s tearing him up inside.
It’s the same in every city of America. 
These are the kind of tough Americans the country was built on. Mark can fix, any car, build any house, fix any problem. Missy can cook fantastic meals from scratch, make her own jellies, skin and cook a deer— tell you how to store onions and eggs in sand. Whenever I have a medical problem I go to her first. Her knowledge of just about every single subject on disease is almost unmatched.
Yes, Missy has a very high IQ. She has saved me over my own doctor too many times to count.
But money is tight. And so, the family goes every Sunday and sets up their booth at the local community “fair.” They trade, they sell, they barter— whatever they can. Missy’s son goes almost every day, selling off stuff that he can find, make or barter. 
This is HOW the family makes money: Flea markets.
It was so touching last week, when Missy told me about how Mark found some pajama’s she liked for $2.50 cents at some booth, so he bought her three. It’s a strong marriage. It’s a good team.
Mark and Missy were once middle class. Those days are now…gone. We are not only the food stamp nation, we are the flea market, dollar store, pawn shop, and Criagslist..give it your best shot…country.
Now…Obama and Mitt are going to talk on and on about the “middle” class, but we will have no middle class: most of our jobs are “service.” If you listened to Obama say today we were on the path to recovery, remember: We owe $16 trillion.
The country is NEVER going to be the same. They just don’t want you to know that, because it’s an election year.
Missy and Mark get by, selling what little they have left, and I must admit, I’m looking around my house wondering..old comic books, old family deeds, heirlooms, old coins, drum sets (oh no!) …but, my house is mostly books. I bought books for knowledge, no collector items. So, really…not worth much. Luckily, my house is paid for. And common sense tells me, I’ll probably live here till I die.
And that’s okay. 
But, this is what bothers me. Now that the middle class has been downsized, and we are all feeling the pain, you can look at most of the millions anywhere on the planet and see people barely exiting. So, the very powerful see this: and see no problem with “downsizing” the people who live in United States to ‘Upsize” the rest of the world. The UN wants a universal purchase tax put on all rich countries to feed the rest of the world. They were going to use global warming to do this, but that’s not working out too well.
And that brings me to Alvin. 
Alvin Toffler ( author of Future Shock), predicted that in the future, we would all become prosumers. We would work at something we loved and would not get paid. He said we would become a nation of barterers and money would become extinct. Alvin said capitalism would become extinct.
He said this many years ago..as if he WISHED it would happen. Now, if you have read me at all, this isn’t the first time I have talked about Alvin And Heidi Toffler.
As I watch American Pickers on TV, I can’t help but think that the popularity of this program is because of our dire economic situation. Obama can say all he wants…
The facts are there: The US deficit will never be repaid, not in our lifetime. The jobs and money will run out…and bartering will be, as Alvin predicted, the only way to eat for many.
Alvin also predicted corporations would do this too:
Many corporations are now moving to a form of internal corporate money so that their subsidiaries can do off the books trades that do not require either taxation or foreign exchange transactions. Barter exists among government-to-government trades, or big company-to-big company trades, where the controversy about internal pricing may be too high to translate into pricing
And that’s what bothers me…Alvin Toffler and his wife are social engineers. They think capitalism is outdated, as is America. They spent their life living in China. They have been advisers to all the leaders of the world. 
Alvin Toffler wants YOU to be a prosumer, which in the American vocabulary means: slave.
Nobody says Alvin Toffler should meet my friend Missy. She’d pick him so bad, he would never heal. We must fight to save capitalism, and put the Toffler’s of the world back in the dark ages where they seem to want everyone else to be…or someday, there will be nothing left to pick.
When you find a “social engineer” who writes books for years predicting the future, Nobody seems to want to ask: Could he predict the future? Or…did Alvin Toffler help shape it?
Nobody Knows, but Nobody’s Opinion on the matter is very strong.
Nobody Unloads…Information Overload
Nobody Unloads
OMG…I’m on information overload. Hopefully you won’t care if I dump this stuff right here, in no particular order:
1. Obama just made a speech and blamed the bankers for loaning money to people who couldn’t possibly find the money to pay for a house. All those poor Mexicans who couldn’t speak English, and those poor black people who can’t read…were ROBBED! He wants to help them.
What he didn’t say was that it was Janet Reno who threatened jail time and fines if the banks didn’t go out and do this. Obama is really good at lying. And making more promises for free stuff.
2. Michelle Obama is on the campaign trail. She was on Leno, and Rachel Ray, sounding so sweet about how much she loves “serving” the people and helping them get healthy.
Pass the salt, I’m throwing it over my shoulder.
3. McCain’s daughter “Rebecca of Sunny Brook Farm” NBC pundit, CANDY McCAIN (I call her Candy because she has a head of cotton) called Newt “selfish.” I can’t wait to hear what she says about Rick Santorum. He will be, “religious.” Candy needs to work on her vocabulary.
4. Carl Rove was so ecstatic that Mitt’s great piggy bank of wealth is going to beat everyone out of the elections, he practically dropped his little chalk board: an idea he stole from Glenn Beck, but when Karl writes on his little chalkboard, he looks like a father trying to tell his 2-year old he really knows what he is talking about: one plus one is five.
5. Muhammad, was really just another big thug in history. In the raid at Khaybar, (an oasis in the desert inhabited by Jews) he went in and slaughtered the Jewish warriors (took the women and children) and took the gold and silver. He always looted everything he attacked. He was big on torture, like lighting fires on chests. (I’m trying to vision this one, but what…did they use wood? Chest hair? ) The more I read about the guy, the more of just another evil ruler thug he becomes. He made up his own importance by saying “Oh..Allah talks to me! I am your chosen one…so says Gabriel!”
The difference between Muhammad and Jesus is like the difference between a Sequoia and a roach. (no offense to the roach.)
6. Politicians all break promises, but they say them to get elected. Daddy Bush’s famous “read my lips, no new taxes” (okay, that was after he was President) was followed up by what his son, George W. said while he was running for President
“I don’t think our troops ought to be used for what’s called nation building. I mean, we’re going to have a kind of nation building crops from America? Absolutely not.” Remember that while listening to Mitt.
7. Beethoven music teacher called him hopeless as a composer. Thomas Edison’s teachers said he was too stupid to learn anything. Henry Ford went broke five times before he succeeded. If you go by this record, there IS still hope for many of us.
8. The President can now execute without a trial anyone he considers a terrorist. Uh…so what is Obama’s definition of a “terrorist”? He won’t even release his college records, how are we going to find this out?
9. Some people TRAIN their dogs, other, like me, like to have them be their own natural selves, and yet, I’m not sure what this means. Does this mean that the people who train their dogs are actually smarter? Do the people who don’t teach tricks to their dogs have a harder time? (yes, yes) And is it because they are lazy because it takes a LOT of time to train a dog? What is the purpose of tricks? Does the dog really like to do the trick, as well as getting the treat? And if your too lazy to train your dogs to do tricks does that mean you just like the entertainment of the simple enjoyment of letting them be dogs? Isn’t that the same as teaching a dog to “sit up” just simple entertainment? I’m working on this one. The psychological meaning of why some people work hours to train their dog….to obey…or not.
10. All day long I’m taking in political information: I listen to the radios, watch the channels, read the latest books, think, rethink, debate myself on all the different views, and years ago I came to the conclusions that Mitt Romney was going to be the next pick by the Republicans for Presidents on the most absurd and unscientific reasoning of all. Body language.
(Although some, like Bill O’Reilly swear that it’s a science, and true.)
I remember the exact moment in time and the a look on his face. He was standing in the background waiting for the announcement of the nomination for President, in 2008, and McCain won. I will NEVER forget his look. It was “But they promised me! What?”
Now, I’m only human. I was as surprised about his look because it seemed obvious to everyone (but Mitt) that McCain was going to be the pick. And yet…he was shocked.
Many times I have suspected, after reading, and listening, and thinking, and reading more, that there really is a power class that can decide on who THEY want to be president, and make it happen. Many of these “candidates” go to China, secret meetings,(Bilderberg) as if they are being vetted, not by the American people, but by some secret global oligarchy. The secret oligarchy in the EU is now, not so secret, they are grabbing whole countries to take over. Obama just gave another trillion to help the EU.
The system is rigged. But, they must keep up the illusions: so we have the American “YOU pick the candidate..YOU!YOU! YOU!” contests and …surprise! The people always lose.
11. Having said that, I’m waiting for the robot to be invented that can go grocery shopping for me. I refuse to pay $40 dollars for a turkey, but I keep hoping…by the time they go on sale, the turkey I get will give me food poisoning.
I’ve had it before…and survived. I’m ready. Are you?
Thanks…I needed to unload.
Nobody’s Perfect: Mitt Romney VS Michelle Obama
Nobody’s Perfect
Mitt Romney got hit this week. After prolonging the release of his tax records as long as he possibly could, they were finally released. Many people were shouting, “Hey Mitt…be proud you’re rich! Show us the money!” The other half were saying, “Well, what are you hiding Mitt?”
And sure enough..it was just found out he WAS hiding something. Romney’s Federal Disclosures missed 26 accounts. He was hiding one, or two, or three..or four…bank accounts. 
The paper discovered at least 23 overseas accounts on his tax return that were not included on his financial disclosure forms. Among his assets were funds based in what the Times called “low-tax foreign countries such as Bermuda, the Cayman Islands and Luxembourg.”
Not only that…this!
The top donor to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, investment banking and securities firm, Goldman Sachs, received over $10 billion in emergency lending and bailouts from the Federal Reserve after the 2008 financial meltdown, according to public sources and published reports. Goldman backed Obama for election in 2008, and the firm, like many Wall Street institutions, is now backing Mitt Romney for president.
Nine out of Romney’s top 20 campaign contributors are big Wall Street Banks like Goldman. Six of those nine top contributors received over $161 billion in bailouts. Goldman leads in Romney’s donation, but Bain donated $327,000 to his campaign. Add George Soros telling the world there is no difference between Romney and Obama, well..just imagine how Obama is going to use this?
And speaking of Obama….it seems he’s married a serial thong abuser.
Our second contestant for having a problem with NOT acting like a big Marie Antoinette diva, is his wife, Michelle. 
You know, I can see our Presidents wanting to impress the King and Queen of Qatar. Qatar is now the location of U.S. Central Command’s Forward Headquarters and the Combined Air Operations Center. In 2010, Qatar had the world’s highest GDP per capita, while the economy grew by 19.40%, the fastest in the world.
What is not cool, is that they had to close down Madison Avenue just so the two Queens could go shopping.
As you can see…in addition to the thongs Michelle bought Obama some really cool sexy undershirts. But still…
Making half the city close down just so you can go shopping is more an action of a King than a President.
And I know…many of you say that “Joyanna…Snopes says this was a hoax!”
Right. Okay. Sure. Next time she leaves three hours before her husband on Air Force Two to go to Qatar, I’ll remember that.
There is no winner in this weeks contest.
Both Romney and Michelle were trying to hide their wealth and power. Nobody is used to it by now.
And I don’t know about you, but I’m having trouble picturing either one of those women in a thong. Do NOT look at this picture. 
Margaret Thatcher and the Fog of Davos
Nobody’s Opinion:
There was a terrible car accident on Florida’s highway 95 this weekend. Nine people were killed because of fog. In fact, there was so much fog that the ambulance and police had trouble finding the wounded once they got to the scene. That’s pretty much sums up the state of the world right now. If you watch the news, it looks like most of the people in the world are in a fog: mentally, spiritually, and economically.
Riots, riots, riots, and more riots.
As you can see from the words of Margaret Thatcher, this consolidation of a few unelected elite at the top controlling the money and therefore the lives of the global populations has been gaining momentum for quite some time now. Today, England is trying to keep it’s sovereignty, from the unelected elite in the EU, and it’s a hard fight.
Last week in Davos, Switzerland (What a better place for the rich to feel safe…hidden high in the mountains.) where the elite meet openly each year… Klaus Schwab said he remained a deep believer in free markets but that capitalism is out of whack and needs to be fixed “to serve society.” 
It’s the “needs to be fixed” that bothers me. There was nothing wrong with capitalism in the first place. Transferring trillions of dollars from the taxpayers of the United States to bail out banks all over the world is hardly what anyone would call “capitalism.” But that’s not the point is it? From 2002 to 2007, 65 percent of all income growth in the United States went to the top 1 percent of the population. No matter how you want to slice that…the rich are doing fine after the great “recession” the rest of us, are not.
I know. I know…you might say..Joyanna, Obama is using class warfare to justify his socialistic ways. And that’s certainly true. But Obama lies. If he really believed what he was saying, that we should take more from the rich…he would have NEVER bailed them out in the first place, making the poor people of the Unites States pay for all those big ‘evil’ companies and banks. He believes in redistribution alright..he redistributed all our money to the rich. And so did George W. Bush.
What if Obama is not different than a Romney, or a Newt, or even a Rick Santorin? What if, the network of the rich elites are all tied together? According Chrystia Freeland, in her article in the Atlantic, (Jan. 20111) “The New Ruling Class, How the Global Elite is Leaving You Behind”..that’s exactly the case.
According to her, (And she should know, she hangs out with them.) they go to the same hotels, fly private jets, and they all have many homes in many countries. And they stick together. They do not have, nor do they care to have, any affiliation with any one nation. It’s a borderless world, but to the few hundred elite, it’s a small one. 
As we watch Romney battle Newt in Florida, we take note: Now that corporations can run attacks ads on Presidential candidates and whoever has the most companies with the most money in their pockets, gets the permission to pass GO. Their payback is big. GE—who gave millions to Obama’s election, paid no taxes last year on their $14 billion dollar profit. Jeffery has hotels on Boardwalk. GE will try hard to get Obama elected again. It’s the least they can do for their shareholders, right? It’s the same with all the green energy plants that Obama gave billions to. They gave to him first.
So, do we still have a government that represents us? Here’s why you can be sure, whoever gets elected will always put the elites who gave them money, before YOU.
The proof is right before our eyes: When a man like John Corzine misplaces $60 billion dollars of other people’s money, and no one even arrests him, what does that tell you?
A. They are all stupid B. They just like the guy. C. He personally handles their stock portfolios. D. The corruption in Washington is all pervasive. E. He’s one of them. F. All of the above.
Not one person in Congress was even outraged. They gave him a “mock” scolding and he was let go.
Here’s more proof of this elite plutocracy, composed of our top politicians and multinational CEO’s:
Obama puts a woman on the Supreme Court who will be the deciding vote in keeping the unconstitutional Obama health care law of the land. The law says, since Sonia Sotomayor helped get the law passed, she should excuse herself from the process, because she shouldn’t be allowed to judge that which she help create: But Justic Roberts, the head of the Supreme Court, a George W. Bush appointee says: No. She’s okay.
NO? The Supreme Court does not even obey its own laws?
And how about that big difference between the parties? They are blending together like sugar in molasses.
Now as we find out that our Congress has been getting rich off of insider trading, oops, do they get punished for that crime? Nope. (I don’t care if they ‘let’ themselves get by with it, it’s still a crime.)
Obama wants to pass a law. Not that it will matter. Our elite politicians can break any law, and go unpunished. They don’t even have to pay taxes…or go by Obamacare.
They are a rich elite class. They fly on our dime, wine on our dime, and don’t care.
They have no answers to the widening inequality gap, but a mounting realization that economic growth must include the poor, that job creation is critical, and that affordable food, housing, health care and education need to be part of any solution. –AP
Nobody Says: Nice press release.
Frankly, I don’t think they are worried at all. One of the CEO of the world’s largest hedge funds said that his investment committee often discusses the question of who wins and who loses and his senior colleagues had said that the hollowing out of the middle class didn’t really matter.
“His opinion was that if the transformation of the world economy lifts four people in China and India out of poverty and into the middle class, and meanwhile means one America drops out of the middle class, that’s not such a bad trade.”
Here in the U.S., we have lived so very long in the richest and freest nation on the planet, that we can’t imagine our country not recovering from the spiral we see ahead of us. The rich are getting scared, and to hide their riches from the “people” and governments that wish to tax their riches, they now put all their wealth in philanthrocapitalistic foundations, where no one can touch it. They live in guarded communities, on yachts, and planes. 
But here’s the good news: The slave trade didn’t last forever….and neither will the global plutocrats. After the fog lifts, and the damage is seen, good people, like Margaret Thatcher will come about.
You can’t keep the whole world in a fog forever. There are many lights ahead. We just have to find them.
Archie Bunker VS Obama
Nobody Gets MORE Email…
This time, Archie Bunker comes back to remind us all, just how long this liberal stuff has been going on.
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Dung Beetles VS Donkey Semen
Nobody’s Notes
This was a strange week, wasn’t it? It was like we were all forced to drink a full glass of donkey semen chased down with a shot of urine. I would have NEVER thought of that vision, if the TV. program, The Fear Factor, didn’t make it one of its challenges for its contestants. Nobody is going to use it for good measure. So, in honor of the fine minds at The Fear Factor, mental visions will be used to sum up the more absurd events from the past week.
Donkey Semen: Everyone this week was out to pour donkey semen down the throat of Newt Gingrich. He has been so stuffed with the stuff, its foaming out of his mouth. A big spurt came from Bob Dole the OTHER great Republican Presidential loser, who basically just complained about Newt carrying ice buckets around the capital instead of the usual Washington shit, and nobody knew why. His big ethics crime? He took the college course he taught, off on his taxes, something every poor taxpayer in the United States would find reasonable.
- glass of donkey semen
Compare that to Nancy Pelosi’s (the last house speaker) vast stock market gains and her personal manipulations of her office, to give herself billions of stock dividends with her power as Speaker, and Newt looks like a little boy stealing a piece of bubble gum, next a woman who just stole the state of Montana. We have MOUNTAINS of donkey semen floating down that woman. (Okay, do NOT picture that.)
And speaking of mountains…
Today, a rich man of Davos, admitted: They are calling Mitt Romney: “The Bartender.” Mitt will pretty much serve up anything you want, they said, and none of them are planning on losing any of their stock dividends: Mitt is the rich man with the Fannie and Freddie stock they hope gets elected: and speaking of rich men with stocks…
Glass of Urine: Everyone who has a car, wondered why in the WORLD would our President veto a harmless gas line from Canada? We were told, it was to please the environmentalists, who worry about what it will do to their moose, not to mention their green stocks, only to find out, that all those visits to the White House by Warren Buffet weren’t because two rich guys wanted to talk about how much they enjoy cheeseburgers. 
It seems Obama and Warren struck a deal. Warren will use his trains to ship the gas from Canada, which of course will raise the price of gas by at least 30 cents a gallon as opposed to 5 cents from the pipeline, which will make him richer than Bill Gates, if only Obama would stop it.
So…he did. (Okay, you tell me what happened.)
To seal this deal, Buffet got his $200,000 dollar a year secretary to come to the State of the Union address and look very sad that she has to pay more taxes than Warren. She not only is helping Obama’s promotion of “tax the rich” (Remember, you can’t touch Warren’s fortunes, he has hidden his riches at Bill Gates House.) but help Obama to get the women voters back on his side…which brings me to..
Donkey Semen: Every feminist on the planet is going to grab this news and run to the bank with it: according to FOX NEWS today: a new spices of DUNG BEETLE has been found, and unlike most spices, this female dung beetle actually has the bigger HORN then the man, and does ferocious battle. Yes, Rachael Maddow can be rest assured, she has evolved from a proud dung beetle. We won’t hear the last of this great Darwinian discovery….
Glass of Urine while lying in a bed of snakes: This hasn’t got into the mainstream news…because the dirty little secret is the men at Davos helped get Obamacare installed, and want it desperately to stay there because of “globalization and overpopulation.”
There was a heartbreaking story of two parents who were trying to get a kidney transplant for their “retarded” child. The great panel of doctors came into the boardroom, and denied the parents the operation, even though someone from the family was going to donate the kidney, BECAUSE…the girl was retarded and not worth saving. It’s reality folks. Read about it here…or not. Frankly, I’d rather read about the next spurt of urine being aimed at Gingrich ….
Donkey Semen: Yes, believe it or not, Mitt Romney ridiculed Newt Gingrich for wanting to go to the moon. He doesn’t know how in the world we can pay for it. “The moon can wait.” said Romney.
Obama has already spent enough money for us to go to the Orion Nebula and back, with nothing to show for it, but Mitt is more concerned with Newt wanting to send people to the moon. Nobody can own the moon he says. And you know who agrees with Mitt?
Glass of Urine: Vladimir Putin.
Vladimir Putin has branded America a nation which ‘wants to control everything’ during a scathing verbal attack on the U.S. (When you’re people don’t like you…blame the U.S. for your poverty..old Russian trick.) 
Yes, Vladimir: WE WANT to Control the Moon, and you have to take us there!
Let them each eat a dung beetle in a pile of scorpions, because this Nobody will not be coming back if I got on Newt’s flight to the moon.
Why?
Right now Iran is killing bloggers who “spread corruption.” It’s only a matter of time before that glass of urine spreads…and this Nobody has spread enough dung to last a lifetime on this blog.
Our President Obama just signed a UN treaty to control the internet…and who controls the UN?
You’re right! Arabian Dung Beetles, and Snakes! In fact, rumor has it, the United Nations is the real inspiration for The Fear Factor. As for Obama, he leads the nation in stuffing donkey semen down just about every open orifice on the planet.
And I just realized…I’d better end this before I try to elaborate on the finer points of semen. Somebody in Dallas, is still looking for Debbie.
Obama Will SAVE You! And Even Call Your Dad.
Nobody’s Fool
Secondary to the State of the Union Speech, is something that nobody is talking about, but it is very disturbing to this Nobody.
Staged PR events. The President has the camera and the full attention of the world during the State of the Union Address to the Nation, and what does he do?
He stages a Navy Seal rescue at the same moment he is talking. 
DON’T tell me he didn’t.
We all saw Obama walk into the House Chamber, and go right up to Leon Panetta, who is now in charge of the Defense forces overseas, and say, very loudly:
“Leon, Good job tonight. Good job tonight.”
Panetta had been at the White House, where he had monitored the progress of the operation, before the speech. The raid was still being wrapped up when the president spoke to him.
The next day, we find out in the morning headlines, that at the very same time, Obama was talking, he had sent into Somalia, a team of 50 Navy Seals, who shot and killed nine Somalia thugs who were holding two people, American Jessica Buchanan and Dane Poul Hagen. They were humanitarian workers who had been helping to demine the area, before they were kidnapped—
Over a YEAR ago.
Let me say that again: Over a year ago.
Now, while we are certainly all impressed that our great “commander in chief” took his immense power and rescued an American women because she was near death, the fact that he waited until he could use that power at the exact moment in his reelection campaign to make himself look good to the voters, especially to the conservatives and women…..
Is rather disgusting.
My (x Navy Seal) husband said: “Oh gee…a year? How many times has she been raped in a year?’
And if you don’t think this was PR…you have only to look at the picture taken and sent to every media outlet of Obama talking to the father of that girl…to tell him that Obama saved his daughter, and she is coming home, and then released. A real President would have made that call in private and not made sure a picture was taken of it. 
‘President’ Obama released this statement the next day.
“This is yet another message to the world that the United States of America will stand strongly against any threats to our people,”
Yes, our great Obama in his effort to convince the American people that he cares, will go to no ends to get himself reelected, even if it means he has to try to appear that he really cares about some American woman in Somalia, and sent in his personal Navy Seal Crack team at his command
Don’t be fooled by this: The message is: Everything he does, is only for his own advantage.
History will report what a great military commander Obama was.
What it won’t report, is the truth.
Mitt or Newt? Paper VS Rock
Nobody Wonders
Let’s see..We’ve made it through a zillion debates and the State of the Union according to the Magic Obama Master, and the opposition group is down to four, with two frontrunners.
We have to pick: Who’s the worst of the two Evil Republicans who are leading the pack that Obama should debate? That was the big question of the day.
On the Gingrich side: We have Michael Reagan, who’s father Ronald Reagan, didn’t even mention in his diary according to Mitt. Fred Thompson is for Newt. And a man who makes more sense most of the time than all of the above put together: Thomas Sowell picks Newt.
Nancy likes Mitt? Nancy…the woman who is responsible for Obama’s LIVE TO DIE Obamacare, prefers Mitt Romney.
I’d say that puts Newt in a good light. So…is this a trick?
So, what could Nancy know? Just the fact that she has come out and threatened the man is enough to rally a few more million to vote for him, just because it was such a lowlife thing to do.
They must really want Mitt. Do we want to give them Mitt?
How are we going to decide between the two?
Nobody Suggests the Sam and Dean method:
Obama’s State of the Union According to Mother and Child: Give HIM the Bill
Nobody Knows
If you missed it, then here’s an imaginary summary from this little girl watching then State of the Union Address with her mama. She sums it up pretty nicely.
Little Girl Wow…look at Michelle mama… in that gorgeous blue dress. How much did that cost? Here comes Hillary…look, her hair looks like her mom did it. (I wish my mom could make my hair have a diamond tiara in it.)
Here comes Obama. He keeps saying over and over: “Good to see you.” He saying it to EVERYONE! Is he glad to see EVERYONE? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you….
Oh my…look at that old lady give Obama the biggest hug I’ve ever seen. She’s so old. She’s on the Supreme Court. Why does SHE get such a big hug. What did Obama do for her? Wish he’d hug me like that. 
Okay, that man behind him just told us he is the President of the United States. Didn’t we all know that? Why are they announcing it again?
*****
Mama, look—everyone is standing up!
Mama They are giving him a standing ovation because he is talking about our brave soldiers. I’m going to try that trick next time I give my speech at school. EVERYONE always applauses the soldiers.
Little Girl He says we all need to act like the soldiers. They have made us safe. He wants us to follow their example and act like the soldiers. His grandfather and grandmother were part of a larger part. Okay, we must be like soldiers. Dad told me soldiers obey orders, I guess that’s what he wants us to do.
President says everyone should play by the same rules? Does that mean I can go on Air Force One, and play with Bo? 
*****
Little Girl President Obama says the State of the Union is getting stronger. HUH? MOM? He said that GM leads in world sales.
Mama Because they sell and build in China, it has nothing to do with us sweetie.
Little Girl He wants us all to give money to community colleges so that people can learn how to work. Some lady who got fired was given a job by some company who paid for her training. Her hair looks like cousin. No one is going to have to pay for education…
He wants the bill.
He says the poor teachers work for no pay. He wants us to pay the good teachers MORE. He wants to make it a law that all kids HAVE to go to school until 18. What happens if I can’t? I might not live that long? Will they arrest me? Will Obama take my dad? He wants us to pay for more students to go to college, especially the illegal ones.
Am I illegal? He wants all illegal’s to stay here, and get free education, and send him another bill
He wants the bill. He will sign it. That’s what he said. He keeps saying that.
Little Girl: Okay, now he is talking about energy. He is looking for oil…wait…I thought he told everyone they couldn’t do any oil searching after that big BP oil spill? He says climate change is not going fast enough so HE has told the military to BUILD a solar city? Or what? The military is going to build a future new energy city for over 3 million people? Will that cost money? The Navy will build it. Doesn’t the Navy build boats?
Wow…look Mama! Look at the light from the sky shining on him…it’s like a halo from god…God is shining beams of light on him!…ooooo000000…..
Mama No honey, that’s just a special effect they do with camera’s. It’s dark there now sweetie. Trust me, that’s not from God.
*******
Little Girl: He still wants to build roads. Didn’t he say that a long time ago? And he wants to build another Hoover dam. Wow. Wait—- he said that he will not put up with mercury poisoning for the kids. Wait, all our new light bulbs are filled with mercury!
MOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!! Obama is going to arrest you! You are trying to poison me with mercury!
(Maybe mom doesn’t love me?)
Mama: No honey, I love you. I would never do that.
Little Girl: President Obama says he will not let those mean nasty bankers ever do that nasty stuff ever again:
He wants a bill.
******
He wants a bill!
He wants to outlaw insider trading. What’s that mom?
He just said it again: Send him the bill!
Wait…he’s quoting Lincoln. I just read that book by Mr. O’Reilly: He says he believes just like Republican Abraham Lincoln:
“That government should do for people only what they cannot do better by themselves -and no more.”
Mmmmm I’m confused. He doesn’t like anything we do for ourselves.
Wow…mama…He said the executive branch is outdated. He wants more power..so that he can gather everything together into one big..something.
Mama: He wants more power honey..so that he can bypass Congress, and make all the laws himself.
- Mama
Little Girl: Is that a good thing mom?
Mama: No honey, it’s not.
Little Girl: He is saying that if Congress doesn’t do anything he will do what he needs to do.
Does that mean that he doesn’t like Congress mom?
Mama: Yes dear
Little Girl: Mama, Obama doesn’t like Iran. He likes Jews. He seems really mad at Syria. He says we are a Pacific power. He is also mad at Iran. He will do anything necessary to stop the bad guys. Mom…is Obama going to kill all those people? He killed bin Laden right?
*******
Little Girl: Hey, he talking about the Seals teams again mama. Everyone is standing up again and giving him a standing ovation!
Mama: Yeah, how else would he get one— pretty smart speech writer.
Little Girl: Obama says he has the flag that the guys used to kill Bin Laden mom…how come he gets to keep it? (Mama says nothing.)
He says we should all be like the army. Trust each other. SERVE.
Oh, there he goes. He looks sad. Those black ladies keep trying to kiss him. 
MAMA: Okay, what did you learn tonight, baby?
Little Girl: I must be a good soldier, and trust Obama. Obama is going to spend a lot of money helping illegal’s, and college students, and people losing their houses, and building new roads, and new cities with the Navy, and he wants us to send him the bill.
He must be a rich man mama, to want to pay the bill to all that stuff. 
Mama?
Mama: What honey?
Little Girl: I though Obama didn’t like rich people? Does that mean he doesn’t like himself?
Mama: Well, he only likes the ones who give him money, honey, and I say Obama likes himself a..lot. So much in fact, that he wants to be our first King.
Now let’s go fix that hair.
Little Girl: Mama…can I sleep in the dark tonight? I don’t think I want the light on anymore..I don’t want to get poisoned.
Mama: Sure baby, I think that’s a good idea.
Nobody Gets Email: Obama’s Second Term…
Nobody Gets Email
After the Gingrich victory tonight in South Carolina, many are celebrating that maybe we can have a candidate that would beat Obama in a debate. But, Walter shows us that not all conservatives should be hopeful.
Nevetheless: “We the people” should keep on pointing out Obama’s faults. I sure will.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
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Can President Obama be defeated in 2012? No. He can’t.. I am going on record as saying that President Barak Obama will win a second term. The media won’t tell you this because a good election campaign means hundreds of millions (or in Obama’s case billions) of dollars to them in advertising. But the truth is, there simply are no conditions under which Barak Obama can be defeated in 2012.
The quality of the Republican candidate doesn’t matter. Obama gets reelected.
Nine percent unemployment? No problem. Obama will win.
Gas prices moving toward five dollars a gallon? He still wins.
The U.S. government rushes toward bankruptcy, the dollar continues to sink on world markets and the price of daily goods and services soars due to inflation fueled by Obama’s extraordinary deficit spending? Obama wins handily.
You are crazy Williams. Don’t you understand how volatile politics can be when overall economic, government, and world conditions are declining? Sure I do. And that’s why I know Obama will win. The American people are notoriously ignorant of economics. And economics is the key to why Obama should be defeated. Even when Obama’s policies lead the nation to final ruin, the majority of the American people are going to believe the bait-and-switch tactics Obama and his supporters in the media will use to explain why it isn’t his fault. After all, things were much worse than understood when he took office. Obama’s reelection is really a very, very simple math problem. Consider the following:
1) Blacks will vote for Obama blindly. Period. Doesn’t matter what he does. It’s a race thing. He’s one of us,
2) College educated women will vote for Obama. Though they will be offended by this, they swoon at his oratory. It’s really not more complex than that,
3) Liberals will vote for Obama. He is their great hope,
6) Union members will vote overwhelmingly for Obama. He is their key to money and power in business, state and local politics,
7) Big Business will support Obama. They already have. He has almost $1 Billion dollars in his reelection purse gained largely from his connections with Big Business and is gaining more every day. Big Business loves Obama because he gives them access to taxpayer money so long as they support his social and political agenda,
8) The media love him. They may attack the people who work for him, but they love him. After all, to not love him would be racist,
9) Most other minorities and special interest groups will vote for him. Oddly, the overwhelming majority of Jews and Muslims will support him because they won’t vote Republican. American Indians will support him. Obviously homosexuals tend to vote Democratic. And lastly,
10) Approximately half of independents will vote for Obama. And he doesn’t need anywhere near that number because he has all of the groups previously mentioned. The President will win an overwhelming victory in 2012. — Dr.Walter Williams
It’s believed the United States is now somewhere between the “complacency and apathy” phase of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation’s population already having reached the “governmental dependency” phase.
If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal’s – and they vote – then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.
Apathy is the greatest threat to our freedom….pass this on.
Obama’s OTHER Speech at Fantasy Land
Nobody Wonders—
My children never thought, that on this day in history, I would actually, not only go on Space Mountain with them, I would also sing Al Green’s “I’m so in Love with You” to the Fairy Godmother, cause let’s face it…she looks like my mother-in-law
Now..I know..I know what you’re thinking: President Obama…you can’t sing..well…
Yes I can.
Uh…I’ll do that later at the party. Today, I want you all to know, that I, as your President, I believe, that we CAN have Fantasy Land. All we have to do is be willing to sacrifice. Everybody needs to scarifice if we are going to make this Magic Kingdom magic again. I’ve got my top advisers..Dopey (Joe Biden), Doc (Leon Panetta) and Grumpy (Timothy Geithner) working on it. 
So..Donald, (Chris Dodd) no more swimming at Typhoon Lagoon. The EPA is complaining about it. And Goofy…(George Soros) you’ve got to share your electrical car with Cruella Deville. (Nancy Pelosi) I know..I know, it’s not fair. But I’m going to need another four years to straighten this out…Heck..it might take longer….so help me out here.
Mr. Pooh (Barney Frank) ..I want you to stop eating honey. Now…now, Michelle is going to teach you how to plant cauliflower…I know, I know, it’s going to hurt, but I’m not asking you to do anything more than I would ask of Mickey. (me) 
And you know, Mickey is the key. Without Mickey Mouse, none of you people would even HAVE a job. Mickey takes after me. Big ears…and a true leader. Why, Even Minnie loves it when he sings.
Now. I know the Magic Kingdom needs some repair. That’s why, I’m going to put in a new stimulus to fix Space Mountain. After all, I got rid of NASA , so the kids are going to need to keep on dreaming of becoming astronauts, even though it’s a fantasy, hey…it’s a good one!
Remember, I’m inviting the world here to see you, which means, you’re all going to have to work a little harder.
Snow White is not going to get any more lunch breaks. She can’t be hanging out with Cinderella in the Castle. She can have apples, but I want her to keep on working. Remember, we must all sacrifice.
And if any of you see any fat kids, I want you to hide them. Guide them to cave of the Pirates of the Caribbean, and let them ride it all day…because we want those new foreigners to know that America is a fantasy land of lots of healthy people. After all, we want them all to spend their money on the soda’s and hot dogs in the park, and if they see all the fat American kids, they won’t eat here.
Now, I know, you’ve been worrying about your jobs. You’ve heard rumors. Rumors that this once Magic Kingdom is falling apart. And I know, you all need to eat. Eating food stamps is getting old. That’s why I have new plans to not only extend those food stamps, but codiments from now on, will be free. As will your health care. Buzz Lightyear will no longer have to keep that space helmet on. He’ll be able to afford a breathilizer. 
And I know— some of the rides are a little scary. Our infrastucture is getting old. That’s okay. We can handle it. We are Cartoon Characters, and that’s why I’m here to help you all change.
I will try to save The Tower of Terror. It’s actually my favorite ride, so despite what you’ve heard, it’s not true— The Tower will be here as long as Michelle and I can come whenever we want to the park and ride it for free.
I promise you.
Okay, so I’m not as handsome as Prince Charming (everyone laughs) but, I promise, as your President, that if you all work hard and sacrifice your time and your efforts——
- ME
Next year, I promise…I will come back. And I will make this Magic Kingdom the envy of the world, if you just give me Florida.
Okay, so we’ve all got work to do. I want to give a special thanks to Pluto, for taking such good care of Bo. Thank you Pluto! Next year, I’ll send Air Force Two to come and bring YOU to the White House..because you’ve done such a fine job.
So, let’s go Cartoon Characters! Let’s make this Magic Kingdom into the best tourist attraction in the world! Tourism USED to be our number one export, last year, garbage took that honor over. But…with your help, we can make it number one again by bringing in as many tourists as we can! And then we’ll have two number one exports: Garbage and Tourism. (And BS!) 
THANK YOU!
Uh…Arial…where’s my ice cream?
Senator Obama: Working Hard for Kenya
Nobody Knows
Hey! At last we found out why Obama was never in the Senate when they were voting on stuff…he was in Kenya trying to help get a communist/Muslim elected!
Will any of the candidates bring up Obama’s enthusiasm for his home? Sure it’s his home. Why else would a Senator from the United States go and campaign for a Muslim in Kenya?
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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