Hubbling the Ultra Deep Neurosis
Nobody Remembers–
The very first “fright” of my life. I was three, and looking up at the stars from the back of my dad’s old Ford. It was not only scary, but it was the start of my true neurotic understanding that I could NEVER be anything in life because I was just a tiny bit of speck of nothing in sight of that massive universe. The vastness of the universe crushed me that night.
I never really got over it. I mean come on…I’m still the NOBODY! Even if Nobody Cares that Nobody Remembers!
BUT…it deosn’t mean that I can’t enjoy sharing this with everyone. If you wondered how we got those cool deep space pictures, this explains it.
Enjoy! Excuse me while I go outside and look up.
Needed! Insect Drone Swatters—
Nobody Wins
I love to talk to my friend Mona. She is exceedingly sharp, witty, funny, (not to mention pretty) and she always has a great story of some kind. Last week, she told me something that gave me the creeps. 
Mona and her husband Paul, have a weekend ritual of going to the local swap meets. You know the kind…they have them all over the country. People set up tables and try to sell whatever they can. You can find great buys at these things. But Mona couldn’t wait to tell me, what happened.
Everyone was upset that more regulations are coming down the pike. Some lady sold, what appeared to be a “new” plastic trash can that she had gotten from Wal-Mart overstock.
Yep. Obama’s new regulators say report that item (pay a fee) or pay a big fine. Mona told me many people get this stuff all the time, and come on..a trash can? All the sellers were upset at the government coming into their little neighborhood gathering of booths, which has been going
on for decades without any problems.
But that’s not the story that really got me. As she and Paul were standing and talking about this subject at one of the tables, Mona looked over and saw a great big dragonfly …in the parking lot. She thought to herself, “Hmmm, that is an awfully BIG dragonfly!” 
Now, dragonflies usually fly like bugs which have just taken some bad acid. They go up, down, sideways, around…they hardly EVER fly in a straight line.
But..THIS dragonfly was flying straight. It would hover over a car’s back license plate, then moved on to the next license plate…and go right down the line…like it was taking pictures of all the license plates. 
“I couldn’t believe my eyes.” said Mona.”It had to be some kind of camera, even Paul noticed it was strange and…I just couldn’t believe it!”
Of course, I believe Mona. Our government is spying on its honest hard-working citizens with little bug drones. The bigger drones are coming.
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been working on this technology since the 1970s. Known as the “inscetothopter”, it was developed by the Office of Research and Development for the CIA. It appears to be a dragonfly; however it contains a tiny gasoline engine to control its four wings. It was subsequentlym classified as a failure because it could not maintain flight against natural wind patterns.
Unmanned aerial vehicles (UAV) seem to be an area of research getting a lot of attention at the moment. Lockheed Martin have a UAV they hope to reduce to the size of a fingertip and place in every soldier’s backpack. At DEFCON this year we got to see WASP: an ex-U.S. Army spy drone modified by hackers. And then of course we have the consumer-grade Parrot AR. Drone that you can control with an iPhone.
Tell me, let’s suppose this was a dragonfly drone. Why in the world does our government need to know who is participating and attending old time country swap meets?
Because they want to control everything we sell, eat, or do…and watch us. Because they consider regular folks their biggest worry.
It’s not national security anymore, it’s tyranny.
As they were leaving the parking lot, this “drone” flew up over the back of the trunk, then down the front..as if…it was taking another good look at Paul and Mona.
Nobody suggest that every patriotic American who sees one of these bugs…put a good swat to it.
“But officer…I ALWAYS hit the bugs!”
Really. Nobody Wins when a government goes mad. Nobody has her own private calvary about drones spying on American citizens.
And now..how about this? A tiny msoquito…Such a device could be controlled from a great distance and is equipped with a camera, microphone. It could land on you and then use its needle to take a DNA sample with the pain of a mosquito bite. Or it could inject a micro RFID tracking device under your skin. it could land on you and stay, so that you take it with you into your home. Or it could fly into a building through a window.(Puts a whole other meaning to bug control, doesn’t it?)
Americans! Man your Swat Stations!
Watch, Look, and Wonder…What Kind of Parents Raised These Kids?
Nobody Wonders
I just got this video off Glenn Beck’s site. I found it hard to watch, and even harder not to want to call up the middle school in New York where this took place, and complain.
The abuse that this woman took from these morons makes you wonder just how badly does she need the money? I also wonder, if these kids got expelled for this video, but I doubt it.
If that was my kid, he or she would be mowing that lady’s lawn and sending her flowers of apology every week, until he or she was out of high school.
Watch, and try not to weep. Oh…and thanks Michelle Obama, for making “fat” so unpopular…it seems your message is getting across just fine.
Warning: very foul language.
John Perkins: American Hitman Wants to Hit YOU!
Nobody Knows
One night last month, I was listening to Alex Jones on the radio, and he was interviewing John Perkins, the author of The Secret History of the American Empire. Alex seemed to like John, and the man pretty much went along with everything that Alex said. He gave very sweeping answers and agreed with Alex about the elites taking over the world…you know…that’s Alex’s thing, and so, I got John’s book from the library.
What’s it about? How America goes around the world, and with the World Bank, makes loans to poor countries, knowing these countries cannot pay back those loans, so the many companies and the dictators they work with, make off like bandits by building electric, roads, and taking whatever resources that country has: Gold, minerals, oil..etc….and the people stay poor.
He really thinks that America is plundering the world. 
The deeper I got into the book, the more it started to reek of…BS., and I started wondering if Alex had even READ this book, because he was sort of..promoting the guy. John says he worked as an economic hit man for major companies, and by the end of the book, I felt like I should go wash my hands.
The book was bleeding red all over me.
And there was one section that put it all into “WTF am I reading?” category really strong.
According to John…Daddy Bush bombed Panama because…well read it for yourself:
Rumors that George W. was photographed doing coke and having kinky sex during the time his father was president. There was a theory in Latin America that Noriega had used incriminating photos of the younger Bush and his cronies to convince the older Bush, to side with the Panamanian administration on key issuers. In retaliation, H.W. invaded Panama and hustled Noriega off to a Miami prison. The building housing Noriega confidential files had been incinerated by bombs: as a side effect, more than two thousand innocent civilians were burned to death in Panama City that day in December 1989. Many people claimed that this theory offered the only logical explanation for violently attacking a nation without an army and that posed too threat to the U.S.
Now…who am I to say this DIDN’T happen? I can’t say for sure. But what I can say is that if you read the rest of the book, he sounds too comfy with Muslims and communist dictators like Chavez and Castro, and you get the feeling that, yep— Here’s another disinformation propaganda minister, getting on all the conservative talk shows to act like they agree with them, and then start promoting the ‘America is evil’ program. And swearing they are truly American patriots. 
Alex Jones does not endorse communism, so Nobody Knows if he knew the radical leftist that he had on his program…but I’ve been seeing this happen for years. People that are the, “we need to go back to the stone age, we are ruining the earth, cars are evil, people are evil, but Islam is really a peaceful nation” bandwagon really truly are out to change the world, and they start by making America Allah’s bulls- eye.
Another reason I didn’t like the book is because he put in a chapter about meeting this really attractive prostitute (obviously he traveled for that perk) and to this Nobody, he was bragging about his sex life.
Show me a man who gets his sex mostly with prostitutes and I’ll show you a liar, and a Secret Service wannabe
At the end of the book, you get a “global citizen” lecture: Don’t go shopping, jog: Buy at thrift stores: Write letters to Coca Cola: Cut back on gas and oil consumption: Downsize your whole life: Send money to non-profit organizations (He has TWO!): Volunteer your time: Drink tap water: Discuss pollution: Encourage taxes on gas, clothes, and electricity: and by all means, run for office! 
So, Nobody Knows if the stuff John reports in his book is true or not…probably some of it is: but one thing is certain, John Perkins is a hit man for your pocket book.
If you want to study leftist propaganda: Do yourself a favor–don’t buy it, get it at your local library.
As for Alex Jones? Should I write him a letter and tell him that John Perkins is pretty much a communist?
War Games…with Obama?
While Obama bows to a Mexican President, and is lectured by a Russian Monarch at the G-20 summit in Mexico City, here in America, we should be more worried about the upcoming war-games being held in Syria, and ask ourselves again: WHY did we not drill in Alaska again, Mr. Clinton?
The Iranian, Russian, Chinese and Syrian armies are due to stage joint amphibious exercises along the Syrian costs [sic] in coming weeks, informed sources revealed on Monday. According to informed sources, 90,000 forces from the four countries will take part in the land and sea war games due to be held in Syria. Russian atomic submarines and warships, aircraft carriers and mine-clearing destroyers as well as Iranian battleships and submarines will also arrive in Syria at around the same date. Syria plans to test its coast-to-sea and air defense missiles in the war games.
A sum of 400 warplanes and 1,000 tanks will also be used in the exercises.
Nobody Thinks that the very tough talk of John McCain and Hillary Clinton has done exactly what many secret conspiracy believers think those in charge wanted them to do: Ruffled more than a few feathers.
It’s nice that Americans are concerned about people being killed in other countries, but is it really OUR problem? Is this about the “children” or something else? If you said “something else” you get a brownie point. 
It’s clear that Obama doesn’t have the brains to be dealing with China and Russia. Taking the credit for killing bin Laden is one thing: going to war against China, Russia, and Iran over Syria is way out of his league: so I’m hoping he stays on the golf course and lets someone else a bit more wiser, take over.
We Have the Chain, Where’s the Ball?
Nobody Flashes
When it comes to shoes, I haven’t put on a pair of high heels in over ten years…mostly because I had to wear them all the time. Right now. I’m a tennis shoe woman, and K-Mart does me just fine. BUT…Adidas is going to release a new sports shoe called the JS Roundhouse, and for $350 dollars you can strap those plastic shackles around your ankle and feel confident that no $%&% is going to steal them off your feet, and we all know that for $350, there is going to be a LOT of people who are going to want them. 
When I wore high heels, I ALWAYS looked for the ankle strap.
But not everyone is happy. Here’s a few comments:
“A chain on your ankle ain’t nothing good for nobody,” Sykes (NBA) said “Whether it be the Jews, the Egyptians, whether it be the African-American slaves, whether it be the Filipino slaves, anything with a shackle on your ankle shouldn’t be made fun of, or like it’s a cool thing to have.”
We showed the shoes to customers and workers at the store. Some say they are racist. Others say they’re just ugly. But no one seems to like them.
“You’re either talking about slavery, or maybe being in jail, but either way it’s glorifying something that no one should be proud of,” one customer said.
Nobody Thinks the designer is onto something here…in fact…since I see those boys all the time walking down the street with their pants falling off…I can’t imagine the horrible feeling they are going through..since I know the horrible feeling I am going through just watching them. So! Why not put some chains AROUND your neck, attached them to your belt…then you can wear those pants as low as you want and NEVER be afraid of them falling off!
Buy a pair of Adidas, rap a song about slavery, and make millions.
Father’s: Endangered Species
Nobody’s Opinion
Wow. What a difference a few years make. All week long the family was discussing where we were going to go on FATHER’S DAY. 
“All the restaurants are going to be packed.” I said. “And the movies…We don’t want to have to miss our movie time because there are too many people at the movies.” I said..again. “I love to watch you guys play golf, but on FATHER’S DAY, the courses are going to be packed.”
You never get old enough to keep thinking America hasn’t changed.
My son kept saying…”Mom…it’s okay, it won’t be a problem.”
I was remembering every single FATHER’S DAY I had ever celebrated with my own dad, the half hour waiting at the restaurants: The crowded movie lines. I was having a brain freeze.
As usual, ‘Dad’ had nothing to say, as if he knew “mom.” It was best to just let mom go on and on…
When we got to the Mexican restaurant…it was a ghost town. Mind you, two years ago this restaurant would have been packed with families. There were more employees than customers. And this wasn’t in my neighborhood, but my son’s, where $400,000 dollar homes are the norm.
Still, I wasn’t convinced we would make it to the show:
“Let’s tell them we want to make a movie.”
“Mom, we have two hours…we’ll make it.”
Well, “Mom” wasn’t so sure. After all, just last night we had made plans to make an 8 o’clock event, and the restaurant we went to, took almost 45 minutes to get our food together. That restaurant wasn’t crowded either. There was no reason we could think of for the long wait, except they wanted us to drink more They wanted to keep people there to make the restaurant look busy on a Saturday night.
My son was right. We made the movie, in time…no lines. We walked right up to the ticket counter and found out that the starting time for the moviewas 45 minutes later than their website said.
My son got upset…he lives on his I-PHONE, and in his reality, everything on the net is fact.
“You should update your website.” he told the young ticket taker. You could tell she could have cared less, and why should she? She was working on FATHER’S DAY.
To kill the extra thirty minutes– the guys played video games, just like in the old days…
When we finally got into the theater, the movie had…besides us, three other people. It was the great blockbuster (or so the internet said) Prometheus.
On the way home from the movie, we got to talking about Obama…and the economy. “He won’t be reelected mom. Sure, all the left people will vote for him, but even some of them will look at their bank accounts. The independents will kick him out.”
“Are you going to vote?” I asked my son.
“No, why? It’s a waste of time. “
And that’s the problem. I had no good reason to suggest that he should vote. He seemed so sure that Obama would be kicked out without his vote…and that’s what I was afraid of. If Obama knows he will NOT be reelected, what will he do to stay in office? What war will he start? Is that why he is helping the Muslim Brotherhood? 
Whatever Obama does, mom fears, it will be a lot worse than people not being able to eat at restaurants or go to movies.
I had to realize that FATHER’S DAY was going to be a thing of the past…not only because of the economy, but because good fathers…are disappearing, They have been kicked out of our society by the radical left, whose purpose was to feminize the population in order to get control of the kids.
It’s a fact that more single mothers head the households in America than fathers, and the men are struggling for work. Not the women. They all have high paying jobs as nurses and teachers..they work for the government. They are getting degrees. 
Can it get worse?
You bet. My son is thirty: He desperately wants to have kids of his own. But his job is insecure, and all the women he meets are divorced with kids of their own, and their minds on their own careers. Men…are expendable to them. Many days I’m sure, he feels hopeless about ever finding someone who will just love him for who he is. And it breaks a mother’s heart, that my son might never find out what it’s like to be a dad, and the joy of having kids of his own. He’s having trouble, like millions of others, just trying to keep his house, and stay afloat. I came home last night, more than mad at what the politicans have done to our future, our country, our hopes and dreams, then I have been in a long time. We don’t have to wait for the next generation to suffer, they are suffering now.
And that “Father” in the White House?
Let’s retire him to the golf course forever.
Nobody Flashes 3 Important Events….
Nobody Flashes
Happy Father’s Day! 
Happy Bunker Hill Day!
Happy Birthday to ME!
Really….it’s Father’s Day, but it’s also my birthday and guess who gets to pick the movie? 
Do NOT Wear Mascara When Viewing This…
Nobody Gets Email
Okay, I don’t like to cry. My expensive mascara gets in my eyes and that is really annoying because it stings!
Speaking of mascara, has anyone else notice but me that all the mascara ads on TV have models on who are wearing…BIG FAKE EYELASHES!!
Come on…isn’t that false advertizing?
Getting back to this video, nothing false about it at all. I should have posted it on Flag day, but…better late than ever.
Enjoy! Without mascara.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Popeye Gets His Own Rolex
Nobody Cares
Rolex is making a Popeye Yachmaster Rolex watch for your Navy man! Sure…it’s a bit much..only $32,400 dollars but hey— who cares? They are already sold out. You also get a really nifty popeye box to go with it.
If you are in the army, they also have a Beetle Bailey.
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obody Wonders if they make a Tinker Bell Rolex. Or the Hulk? Who would have thought that Rolex would come down into the Babbit’s gutter and make cartoon watches?
Who cares? Most of us can only ‘watch.”
UPDATE: Where is Olive Oil? Is this discrimination?
“Watch” for the gay Green Latern Rolex….
And it SHOULD light up, don’t you think?
Ricky! Ba-ba-LOO! Amnesty by Presidential Decree!
Nobody Remembers
Ricky Ricardo…here we see him expressing the joy that many illegals in the country today are feeling today.
This morning, King Obama decreed by the simple movement of his lips that all illegals be allowed..to stay, and work, and play, and collect more welfare, and bring in more cousins, and then vote for him. Holder will sue any state that forbids the illegals to vote as he is already doing in Florida, you can count on it.
Is this an impeachable act? You bet. Will Obama be impeached? No. Why not? Because, as Rand Paul noted yesterday on Glenn Beck, Congress has lost most of it power. Power has been placed by executive orders into the hands of various government bureaucracies so that Presidents can bypass Congress and be Kings.
So, why are we paying all those millionaires such big salaries again?
Adios America! Obama has just legalized a new Spanish Nation. NO? Well..if there are no jobs, they might not flock here.
The Tower of Babel is now near completion. Nobody can wait to see how the future Spanish speaking poor Mexicans handle the Mosques.














