Nobody Takes Notes on Obama’s State of HIS Union
Nobody Took Notes on Obama’s Big “State of the Union Speech.: Titled MORE MONEY
The rock star arrives…
Black Congress women gaggling as he passes…the Rock Star:..takes his time walking to the podium…Sheila Jackson in royal purple.
Scalia not there.
Applauds goes on for 20 minutes.
Starts out quoting Kennedy…the Constitution partners for progress. (puts in secret communist word)
Men are coming home from Afghanistan? Our business are going strong.
The state of our union is stronger. (LOL) Corporate profits are high.
Middle class is stronger…(LOL!)
We should put nations interest before party. (LOL) Boehner did not stand, in fact Boehner looks..sick.
We raised the taxes on the 1 percent of Americans (I’m in the 1 percent????)
We need to finish the job…They (they?) want to cut SS and Medicare and that’s worse than cutting the military! (Spoken like a true liberal)
Rising cost of health care…our retirement programs will cut into our kids! The Wealthy must pay. (We need to sift that money from those old people and give it to the young kids.)
We can’t CUT our way out of everything…we need revenue. ( MORE MONEY) Ask more from wealthiest seniors. (Remember,…the 1 percent is now everyone who is not on food stamps. That means..YOU.)
I am open for closing loopholes. (except for his friends.) Job creation. Tax reform. We must pay our bills on time ( LOL–we bring in 30 million and spend 86 millions…)
We must uphold our credit. ( LOL! …the new speechwriter added some Romney in for good measure)
A growing economy. We need manufacturers. Ford is coming back, and Apple. (Whoa, Nobody says…where?)
We are launching energy government high tech jobs…(Obama is SPENDING MONEY!!)
MORE MONEY FOR INVESTMENTS!!American energy! We must do more to combat climate change.
(Translations: Carbon taxes! Taxes on everything! MORE MONEY!)
Super Sandy, wildfires, global warming are caused by climate change. If Congress won’t act..I will executive action. for climate change. (I am King) China is all in on clean energy..so must we.
(China..right…where the air is so polluted the people wear masks. LOL!)
We need new oil and gas permits. We use energy CEO’s to tax. (MORE MONEY) Let’s cut in half the energy wasted in our homes and businesses. (OMG…It’s Jimmy Carter all over again. Get ready for the government to cut your energy for you with the smart meters…it’s coming…no laugh here. )
Obama got new program…”Fix it first”program…fix the bridges” (MORE MONEY) He has been saying this for five years. ( He wants MONEY!)To make sure taxpayers don’t fund it, modern schools and make the business pay for them. (He running out of places for money…more taxes on business!)
Lower everybody house payment. (Freddie and Fannie, BACK in business–MORE MONEY.)
We need to fund education earliest possible age…the sooner he begins learning…preschool…(Communist dream..get the kids as young as possible and raised BY THE STATE. It was Hillary’s theme in It takes a Village.)
Working with states to make preschool available to everyone. ( MORE MONEY)
If kids start school at 3, it will reduce teen pregnancy. (LOL! That’s a new one.)
Immigration! Reform…we reduced illegal reforms…learning English…cut waiting periods. (LoL!)
Women…violence against women’s act! Paycheck fairness act! (MORE MONEY) 
Oh boy. Nine dollars an hour minimum wage.
Raise incomes of millions of families. (He wants those poor Mexicans to make more money.)
We need to start rebuilding vacant homes (MORE MONEY) We will pay for businesses to do it. (MORE MONEY)
WAIT..he’s going back to fatherhood and stronger America middle class…stronger families salute the troops. (Throws a deceitful bone to the conservatives)
We will just send other countries money to train their forces and use drones. (MORE MONEY) Al Qaeda is a shadow of its former self. (LOL) We need to ‘help’ others to fight. (MUCH MORE MONE)
We’ve keep congress fully informed (laughter) our efforts transparent to the world. (LOL–unless he wants to personally kill somebody.)
Stand to keep Iran from getting a nuclear weapon? (Oh right–LOL)
We will get rid of nuclear arsenal. We have to do it first. (Not funny.)
Cyber attacks. (give me your internet) I signed a National Security Internet …(No clue what that meant and he isn’t going to let anyone know what’s in it….but when we find out we will ALL be pissed.)
We will merge with EU…(Been expecting that) The Unites States will join to eradicate poverty all over the world and help them to feed and have schools…etc..(MORE MONEY!!!)
We stand with Syria and Israel? (LOL! )I’m Commander in Chief, (Obama NEVER forgets to mention that at least once a week.) We will maintain the best military.(What a bunch of hooey.)
Gays are going to get a lot of benefits in the military. (MORE MONEY)
Woman are ready for combat…world class care ?( LOL) Thanks Michelle for serving military families.(How MUCH did that dress cost?)
Defending freedoms are protected…that includes the right to vote. They can’t afford to wait in line to cast vote. Improve voting experience. (LOL!) Shows 102 black women who went to vote for Obama.
(We are all touched deeply because she obviously has no clue where she was.)
We need to protect our children. (Here comes the big ending.) Two months since Newtown. This time it’s different. Overwhelmingly Americans want reform..
Nadia was lost. She was here performing at my inauguration—shot in Chicago mile from my house. Two dozen lives taken…they deserve a vote. They deserve a vote. He named all the shootings etc..
But they deserve a vote. (Okay, vote no) We were sent here to look out for Americans. (Jesus) Someone opened fire on a temple. Police being paid to do his job got hit with 12 bullets.
(Cole Younger had that beat with 26.)
We are citizens! It describes what we believe.
We accept certain obligations. as citizens to be…(Citizens UNIT! AND GIVE ME MORE MONEY!)
And in honor of tonights speech, I’d like to dedicate this number to all the liberals out there…in the 1 percent, who might remember this song, (Which even Nobody liked) which was used to raise money to give to the poor in Africa, and ask yourself…did it help? Maybe if all the rich people in this video would give THEIR money….
And so ends another boring ‘Progressive” Obama speech.
WE ARE THE WORLD, WE ARE THE CHILDREN, WE ARE THE ONES WHO …
Canada Sends a Dire Warning to Americans….
Nobody Reports
In a few hours, we are going to see the biggest show put on by the Democrats of the need for gun registration, that has ever happened in our history. Obama will bluntly lie, and say that he believes in the right for everyone to be able to protect themselves.
BUT…I hope you watch this warning from our good neighbors, the Canadians. They want you to register your gun, so they can come and collect them in the near future.
Today, Obama just met with his state propaganda machines, so he can be sure they give just the right spin to how great this “gun” control speech will change America and make us all safer:
President Barack Obama had lunch today with members of the press. But we likely won’t find out what was discussed: The entire luncheon was off the record.
“The anchors of all three broadcast evening newscasts — NBC’s Brian Williams, ABC’s Diane Sawyer and CBS’s Scott Pelley — will be in attendance,” Huffington Post reported today.
Former aides to Democratic politicians who are now working as journalists were scheduled to be in attendance, too. “Some cable hosts will also be on hand, including MSNBC’s Chris Matthews. George Stephanopoulos, co-host of ABC’s ‘Good Morning America,’ is attending.”
The lunch is an annual affair. “The annual lunch, which is off-the-record, allows the president to frame his upcoming speech before influential figures in TV news, all of whom will be leading or part of their networks’ coverage later on.
And as we watch a nut-case liberal right now…on the news, shooting up anyone who comes near…all the news anchors are making him out to be extra evil because he is TRYING to kill police.
We can’t help but wonder just how propitiously this will play into Obama’s hands to disarm the nation.
Obama has put the old on death panels…now he will put us all in danger.
He is already out with grand words of “decade of war” …the man is an abomination…
God help us all..I don’t even have to listen to the speech…already his minions are out in droves pushing his tyranical agenda’s…
Nobody hopes the American people rise up in sheer outrage and shout at anyone who is near. “You can NOT have my gun. It’s my American right given to me by all the men that died for this right. And YOU cannot have it.”
We must stand now. NOW.
Nobody’s Perfect: Pope Benedict XVI VS The Miami Marlins
Nobody’s Perfect
What happening? Everybody is upset about that lovable but very old Pope Benedict XVI retiring. Frankly, being the Pope should be like any other job, and since he is the leader of his own nation-state, it’s only fitting that someone who’s brain isn’t functioning should NOT be in the drivers’ seat..really. 
This notion that leaders of great institutions (take our Congress for instance) should stay in their jobs while dementia or strokes racks their brains, and all the top decision that come out of those brains must be adhered too—- is absurd.
Wait…Hillary just had a stroke…should she be allowed to run for President? Shouldn’t she retire for good?
Of course she should, but she won’t, because you see…Pope Benedict’s brain is still functioning–we’re not sure we can say that about Hillary.
Here’s what the Pope said:
In today’s world, subject to so many rapid changes and shaken by questions of deep relevance for the life of faith, in order to govern the bark of St. Peter and proclaim the gospel, both strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me.”
The Pope is not God, nor a Pharaoh…so what is the big deal?
This…is a daddy issue. People have been living without daddies for much too long. For instance, Chris Rock says Obama is our Daddy. All the Cardinals were on TV crying and saying he was like their Father.
Daddy Pope. (sigh)
So, who’s going to be the new pawn? A South American Pope? Since the news is talking about a black man from Africa, odds are…that’s just who the “elites’ want for the next decade since it seems the wars are going to Africa now and out of the Middle East, a black Pope would give them some clout with the black Muslims. Or a Spanish-speaking Pope to help with the upcoming amnesty?
Nobody Wonders.
Pope’s are not perfect: Really. How heavy is that silly hat? Poor guy..Frankly, I thought he has been out of his mind the second year of his popeful reign…when he started talking about aliens….
And then you have the Miami Marlins, whose fan base consists of four people standing in line to get tickets to the Miami Marlins Winter warm up FANFARE event. Evidently, they ate before they came to the park. 
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
The Marlins win! To have a baseball franchise, where 74 players are paid millions in salaries, (in a brand new tax-funded stadium) and they can only get four people interested in showing up to watch them play….I’d say the perfection card for the Miami Marlins is sitting somewhere in purgatory.
If the Pope can retire with dignity, maybe the Miami Marlins should too. I say we all say a good Catholic prayer for those poor workers at the concession stand. They are going to need divine intervention…maybe we should write the Pope and he can give them his blessing before he retires..
Go ahead. You write him. I’m not a Catholic.
George Bush VS Picasso
Nobody Flashes
Have you SEEN the self-portrait that X-President George W. Bush painted of himself? Well, some guy who calls himself Guccifer hacked into the Bush’s emails and found these two very interesting self-portraits. Obviously, the President…is trying to tell future historians that either (1. He can’t take enough baths to cleanse himself of all his sins, or (2 He wants to be the first President to show that no matter how powerful one man becomes, he still has to take a bath. (3…The parts he most admires about himself are his back and feet or (4. He wants Laura to know how very lonely he is. And if you have read me, I have said before, I don’t think Laura and Bush live together anymore. Just like the Clinton’s, they do their events together, act all lovey, and then go their separate ways. But unlike Bill Clinton, George W. is miserable without Laura. I could be very wrong…but…
While many people admire his painting ability, I find it almost…sad.
But that’s just me. On the other hand, we can all compare it to Picasso’s self-portrait…(One that is NOT pornographic, because Picasso did a lot of those.) and I think I would prefer the bathtub, if I had to pick one to hang on my wall…how about you?
Nobody’s Email: The Art of Lying Starts Young
Nobody Gets Email
Here we see the little liberal. This boy could grow up to be another Clinton. The evidence is on his face, he IS guilty by what all lawyers in court would claim to be circumstantial evidence.
But no matter HOW hard mom tries to get him to tell the truth…his self-preservation wins out.
All he needed to do is say, “I did NOT eat pringle’s from that jar, not now, not ever.” Or
“Turkey? This is the first I’ve heard about that!” (Hillary denying knowledge of gun-running in Turkey at the Benghazi hearings.)
While this little boy is cute…it reminds us all that people who lie often, start lying when they are little kids. But when they become our “leaders,” its never good for us, and we have a whole slew of liars ruling us.
He IS cute though…which works in his favor.
Enjoy!
Nobody’s Email: God Made Liberals Too…
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s a fun bit from FLOYD…which gives you the idea that God makes all things, and we have to ask…in his wisdom?
(Thanks to my Nobody self)
Nobody’s Email: Facebook Has Conservatives?
Nobody Gets Email
A friend of mine spends a lot of time on Facebook….something that I do not do. So I told her to send me any political stuff she might see…and tonight…I found these in my mailbox. Wow. And I thought only liberals were on Facebook…who knew?
Enjoy!
(Thanks to Kris)
Nobody Cares About A Liberal Gun-Totin’ Killer
Nobody Cares
Gee…you would think that all these left-wing nutcases could keep from showing their insanity.
Nobody has to watch TV to make a sure bet that none of the liberal cable stations are making out much about the new gun-toting serial killer on the lose, Chris Dorner,…who is a BIG fan of Obama—and Hillary, and Chris Christie, and Joe Biden, and Ellen Degeneres, and Charlie Sheen…And he wrote a long letter to explain how much he loves them all.
Chris started out his manifesto with this:
I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. I know I will be vilified by the LAPD and the media. Unfortunately, this is a necessary evil that I do not enjoy but must partake and complete for substantial change to occur within the LAPD and reclaim my name.
(He want to ‘reclaim’ his name by murdering everybody?.Uh…okay.)
Find any incidents where I was ever accused of being a bully. You won’t, because it doesn’t exist. It’s not in my DNA. Never was.
(It’s not in his DNA to be a bully? What? Does this guy think he’s going to kill a bunch of people and Obama is going to give him a medal and Ellen Degneres is going to have him on her show? Is it in his DNA to be insane?)
If possible, I want my brain preserved for science/research to study the effects of severe depression on an individual’s brain. Since 6/26/08 when I was relieved of duty and 1/2/09 when I was terminated I have been afflicted with severe depression.
(Preserve his brain? Doesn’t he realize that they can’t tell anything from a dead brain? Nobody suggests maybe he should give himself up now, and let them disect it while he’s alive.)
So…how ARE they going to spin this? Watch..Chris was doing all this killing to show how necessary it is for Obama and the country, to give up it’s guns.In his own sad way, he was trying to help us all.
How’s that?
If Chris was a conservative, Obama would be on TV in a minute talking about the illness of the conservatives…but oh my, we have another ‘disaster’ on our hand to take Chris off all discussions. A major snowstorm is going to hit the East.
And the Federal Government is there to save you. You might be arrested for going out in this storm—that’s how much they care about you.
Why don’t just pick up Chris and move him to New York, tell everyone he is roaming the streets and they might be shot if they go out.
Really. Where are the creative thinkers?
The “I Won’t Get Mail on Saturday!” Blues
Nobody Wins
We have ANOTHER FIRST in the Obama’s reign of prosperity and change! The Post Office is going to stop delivering mail to you on Saturday, and of course, to show that Americans support this new cut in service, something that is a FIRST in the History of the Post Office..they are showing people on TV who are in full support.
“Oh..that a great idea! I don’t get anything but junk mail anyway!”
Nobody mentions whether the people who were working on Saturdays will get less pay, which might not hurt them too much because the average salary for the 650,000 American postal carriers is $80,000 a year. And the Post Master General makes more money than Obama, he’s not going to suffer.
Frankly, I think this stinks. Since we became a “service” country, everyone who used to get a weekly check, was forced to get a bi-weekly check, delivered of course…online into your bank account. One day they all said, “You will get your paycheck online.” If you didn’t have a computer…you had to get one.
So, every other Friday is payday, and the supermarkets plan their big sales around the two Fridays of every week in every month.
As for myself, to save time and effort, I pay all my bills as soon as I transfer the check on Friday, and then put them in the mailbox, and if the mailman comes BEFORE I get them all paid, which sometimes happen as they never have the same hours…I HAVE to get them in on Saturday, or else, since THE POSTOFFICE IS NOW SO DARN SLOW, I will get charged a late fee. You have to allow at least 12 days to be sure that your check gets there.
Which means, I will have to do it all Thursday night, in order to get them in the mail by Friday.
(What if they come before I get up on Friday?)
Then I have to go to the Post Office….and I’ll have to buy gas to go to the Post Office which will pollute the planet.
Nobody Wins, when the Post Office hours are cut, but they all got a raise anyway, thanks to Obama, so nobody is hurt but the American Citizen.
And just to make it all seem okay:
Outgoing Defense Secretary Leon Panetta reportedly believes the military should receive a pay cut in order to respond to the budget cuts facing the Pentagon — a position that might strengthen the Republican push to reverse President Obama’s executive order raising the salary of Vice President Joe Biden and other federal officials.
Right..who here believes that President Obama’s going to reverse his executive order? Raise your hands……mmmm…..not seeing any here……
Nobody Thinks the real purpose behind this is to get everyone to pay all their bills…online. They really don’t care if the Post Office makes a profit. And while it seems so wonderful not to have to bother with writing that check, someday, you will look in your bank account and someone would have drawn out more than you wanted them too—-and you might never see that money again, because YOU have given them permission to go into your bank account and grab money.
And to think–they complained about Jesse James.
Good Day For Stallone to Die Hard At the Box Office
Nobody Wonders
If you had to choose which action film to see this year, would you see Stallone’s Bullet to the Head or Bruce Willis’s Good Day to Die Hard.? Which film is going to make more money?
After all, if there is one mega- movie star that has shot more people in sheer volume alone it’s ROCKY….who has come out and supported Obama’s new gun laws:
“I know people get (upset) and go, `They’re going to take away the assault weapon.’ Who … needs an assault weapon? Like really, unless you’re carrying out an assault. … You can’t hunt with it. … going to attack your house, a (expletive) army?”
It [2nd Amendment] has to be stopped, and someone really has to go on the line, a certain dauntless political figure, and say, ‘It’s ending, it’s over, all bets are off. It’s not 200 years ago, we don’t need this anymore, and the rest of the world doesn’t have it. Why should we?”
Sylvester Stallone on Access Hollywood, June 8, 1998
Now…either nobody has ever pointed a REAL bullet at Stallone’s head, or he is spending just a bit too much time in his mansion in Miami, where he has untold millions hanging in rare art, and the best security apparatus that money can buy, and he feels perfectly safe. Nobody also Wonders what he’s been reading lately.
Nevertheless…I don’t care HOW good his movies are, I don’t intend to ever spend another dime on any of his movies…and…something tells me millions of people feel the same way, after he said this:
Sylvester Stallone’s “Bullet to the Head” is the latest slam-bang misfire, taking in just $4.5 million over the weekend for Warner Bros. That was even worse than Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “The Last Stand,” which managed just $7.2 million in its debut earlier this month, and Jason Statham’s “Parker,” which opened to $7 million two weeks ago.
Now… “Good Day to Die Hard,” the Bruce Willis film from Fox, opens on Feb. 14, and the critics are saying that it won’t make any money. They are saying people are tired of actions films. But…Bruce Willis, having a bit more brains than Sly, said this:
“I think that you can’t start to pick apart anything out of the Bill of Rights without thinking that it’s all going to become undone,” Willis told The Associated Press in a recent interview while promoting his latest film, “A Good Day To Die Hard.” ”If you take one out or change one law, then why wouldn’t they take all your rights away from you?” “It’s a difficult thing and I really feel bad for those families,” he said. “I’m a father and it’s just a tragedy. But I don’t know how you legislate insanity. I don’t know what you do about it. I don’t even know how you begin to stop that.”
Spoken like a true patriot.
Now…If Stallone thinks that banning guns is going to keep the inner city gangs from getting them, then he has been eating too many steroid bananas down on the Obama plantation.
And in support of Bruce Willis, being an upright American—-my husband is taking me to see “Good Day to Die Hard” on Valentine’s Day.
Yes, Sly…it’s a good day for you to die-hard at the box office. Hope you’re enjoying your own self imposed hypocritical economical bullet to your own head.
But hey! Nobody appreciates your honesty..and thanks for saving me money to spend on a better man. I DO appreciate it.
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It Started In New York….
Nobody Knows
Someday we might be telling our grandchildren…. “It started in…New York.”
And the President has given himself full power to kill any American he sees fit.
















