Joyanna Adams

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Obama’s, Eagles, Kardashians….

Nobody Cares

I’m in one of my…$&% moods today.  They don’t come often but I get this way when the BS is so overwhelming it makes you want to drive to the Grand Canyon and get lost for a week.angry old lady

Okay. So— it’s too cold.

Today, besides not being able to find the angel topping for my  Christmas tree…(I’ll find it the day AFTER Christmas) I am already tired of hearing about Nelson Mandela. And of course, the Obama’s, who did not go to Margaret Thatcher’s funeral, are flying to Africa (on our dime) to attend the funeral of Mandela in hopes that some of that pixie dust will rub off, and he can somehow crown himself the new black messiah. And by the way…I thought I read somewhere that Mandela refused to see Obama—- If he had seen him, I’m sure we’d be seeing that picture everywhere.

I’m sure the Obama’s are excited just to be able to get out of the country they really don’t like living in.

Another thing that gets my blood boiling today was the news about Obama trying to kill off our eagles.

The liberals who are all about ‘saving the planet” and the polar bears, could care less about eagles.

Hypocrites.

This just in from Drudge:

The Obama administration is about to approve a rule that will ensure the death of golden and bald eagles for the next 30 more years.

Hundreds of thousands of birds die each year flying into the deadly turbine blades atop the soaring towers that compose wind farms. The rule will give wind farms thirty year permits for the “non purposeful take of eagles-that is where the take is associated with but not the purpose of, the activity.’’ The take of eagles is also a euphemism for the slaughter of them.

In the 1970’s the bald eagle was all but extinct. There were only about 50 known to exist. Some very caring humans worked very hard to bring them BACK . And they did. And now, this STUPID idea of wind mills  (I don’t care what they say…it’s stupid) will kill off thousands of birds. And by the way, for the first time in history the monarch butterflies did not appear in Mexico this year…they came staggering in…Elephants are being slaughtered in Africa by the hundreds…eagles

Where oh where are all the liberals bleeding hearts about the OTHER creatures that live on the planet?

Obama be damned.  So, he wants to not only change America, but destroy the symbol that has always represented it. What’s the new symbol going to be…a drone with his picture on it?

And last but not least, the Kardashians have released their 2013 Christmas Card which is made to represent the illuminati:kk xmas card

It has nothing to do with Christmas, but everything to do with the fact that the Kardashians are much like the Federal Reserve: they can make money out of thin air. And they walk on trash. Bruce Jenner is in a tube.

You figure it out.

For all those readers that wonder about my sanity, and whether I checked background information on this important subject, let me say right up front—-I have NEVER watched that show.  Life is too short. I never saw an episode of Dallas either.KK xamas card two

What does that mean? I don’t even want to know.

And that’s my Nobody Cares bitch for today. Sorry. I’ll crawl back into my hole now.

—-Which brings me to an idea: maybe I should put a “Donate to Joyanna’s lobotomy” on my site. I could then just go out an BUY a new topping for my tree.—-

—–An angel riding an eagle Christmas tree topper!

Wait…I could MAKE them and sell them…

(STOP Joyanna! Now I know what happens when you stare at the Kardashian’s Christmas card too long.)

 

December 6, 2013 Posted by | global warming, humor, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Remembers Nelson Mandela

Nobody Remembersmandala RIP

With Nelson Mandela dying today, how about taking a look back on the British, who, although they abolished slavery with the Slavery Abolition Act of 1833, they continued to act like “lords” in Africa, and have ‘slaves’ even though they didn’t call them that. I was curious about the British colonial rule, so I looked up some of the laws on Wikipedia tonight.

Here’s a list of Laws that helped kick it off.

  • 1797: All Hottntots (slaves) moving about the country had to carry passes.
  • 1806:, Cape Articles of Capitulations: the British colonial rulers were required to rule under Roman Dutch law, which gave them separation from British Common Law outside the British Empire.

1828: Hottentot Proclamation : Only blacks had to have passes for seeking work.

1835, Ordinance 1: Changed the nature of slaves to indentured laborers.

1848, Ordinance 3: Introduced an indentured system for Xhosa that was little different from slavery.

1892, The Franchise and Ballot Act: instituted limits based on financial means and education to the black franchise.

1894: Natal Legislative Assembly Bill: deprived Indians of the right to vote.

1905: General Pass Regulations Bill: denied blacks the vote, limited them to fixed areas.

1906: Asiatic Registration Act: all Indians must carry passes.

19th c: Various South African colonies passed legislation throughout the rest of the nineteenth century to limit the freedom of unskilled workers, increase restrictions on indentured workers, and to regulate the relations between the races.

1910, The South African Act: Enfranchised whites, giving them complete political control over all other racial groups while removing the right of blacks to sit in parliament.

1913: The Native Land Act: prevented all blacks, except those in Cape from buying land outside ‘reserves.”

1918: The Natives in Urban Areas Bill: forced blacks into ‘locations’

1923: Urban Areas Act: introduced residential segregation and provided cheap labor for industry let by white people.

1926: The Colour Bar Act: preventing anyone black from practicing skilled trades.

1927: The Native Administration Act: made the British Crown rather than the paramount chiefs, the supreme heads of all African affairs.

And so it went—on and on and basically everything was determined by RACE. And so one day in the future, the separations of the white and blacks came to a bloody war…Mandala and Obma

Apartheid was a bloody mess. Mandela, was by all accounts, was imprisoned for his fight to let the black people have their own country back.  And after 27 years in prison, he won, and was elected President. Then…like George Washington, he left.

UNLIKE Obama, Mandela  made friends with his enemies. Obama came out today, and made some lame speech.  He was probably not too happy as his agenda for the next few days (fast food workers need more money, etc.) is going to be put on hold by Mandela’s death.

Nobody will be talking about Obama, and Obama didn’t need everyone comparing Obama to Mandela in their minds now, because he just can’t compete in that department.

On the other side of the coin, the British empire brought civilization and wealth to many areas of the world, who would still be in the dark ages if not for their influence.

Every rich person I’ve ever known, LOVES South Africa. I’ve never been, and probably will never go. But, if the white man hadn’t lived there all these years, would it have developed at all?

You have to wonder.

In the meantime, here in America, the black President is redistributing as much of the white man’s money as he can, to the poor blacks, and the rest of the world. That’s what he hopes will be his Mandela’ legacy. But Obama leads the blacks back down the road to slavery…

Then just don’t know it yet.

Nevertheless…Obama will try to hitch himself to that star, as every single American President has done. And here’s one of my favorite pictures of that idea!

Nobody Admits, I really don’t know much but what I read about Mandela. It could all be a fairly tale as far as I know. But…I do wish the man would have taught this current President a few lessons in humble. He could have helped the world…so…much…more.

Obama in jail

December 5, 2013 Posted by | Black History, British, Uncategorized | , , , | 4 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Wild Bill—Again.

 

Nobody’s Fool

I don’t think I’ve EVER seen Wild Bill so mad. The American People have always given generously of their time and money, and they send it to all corners of the earth.

Hear Bill tell you why the liberals are keeping Christmas gifts from reaching poor kids. It’s pathetic.

Bill wins my Nobody’s Fool award for the week…again.

December 5, 2013 Posted by | Christmas, liberals | , | Leave a comment

Mad Dog Feminists Attack! Men Protect Cathedral in Argentina

Nobody Wins

Despite the idiotic actions of the gay feminists trying to hurt these men who were blocking the Cathedral from being destroyed by a mob of mentally challenge bitches: I thought this  was actually an uplifting sight to see how NONE of these guys took a sucker punch at any of those women attacking them. Gandhi would be proud. Hell…the Pope should be proud.

Bless them all.

I can remember the years that ‘feminism” was introduced to America by the communists. It was exciting at first because it started out so…subtle. Subliminal. You know…you are just as smart as the men, you should get equal pay for equal work…

And then…they went hog wild. You don’t NEED a man. You can have free sex and one night stands! And if you get pregnant, guess what? The guy can walk away and YOU can raise that child and PAY for that child all by yourself! Isn’t it grand? And you can get abortions! As many as you like! Isn’t it exciting?

Even though I was proud of being one of the only women drummers in the country, and I came into the music scene at the time all this feminism was going on….I always thought, trying to BE like a man was not only completely stupid, it was also…beyond my wild imagination. In other words…mama didn’t raise a stupid child.

I still laugh at movies where they have the 97- pound hero/superstar/kickboxing/woman beat up ten guys. As IF.

Even though I have written against the Pope’s new-found communism/–these woman are horrifying.

Nobody Thinks we should round them all up, and put them on some island with all the knock-out gangs we got here…or better yet, send them to Iran, where there IS no Catholic church.

Sad. Most of these women–would be stoned in Saudi Arabia, and not one of them even thinks that maybe they are cutting their own throats by acting like mad dogs.

Nobody Wins when the ‘progressives’ succeed in destroying “man” and replacing the traditional families of marriage with…screaming harpies.

Nobody Asks: By the way, if any readers just happens to speak Spanish…What exactly are they saying?

December 4, 2013 Posted by | feminist, Uncategorized | | 5 Comments

Obama the Great Pretender..

Nobody Wonders

I got this in a email…and it’s going around the web. If you haven’t seen it, do.

I tried really hard to try to remember who did this song originally—

The Four Tops?

The Box Tops?

The Spinners?

Anybody?

Well, it’s pretty funny…especially who he befriends on Facebook!

Enjoy!

December 4, 2013 Posted by | humor, Obama | , | 2 Comments

Can We STOP Talking About Gold for just a few Minutes?

Nobody Knows

I really loved reading Wayne Allyn Root’s book, “The Ultimate Obama Survival Guide” but I’m beginning to see a pattern everywhere— wherever I turn: It doesn’t matter who I am reading or watching on TV, the guru’s of everyone say the same thing….BUY GOLD! Buy gold, and if you can’t buy gold, buy silver.

Simply because the world market is a big global Ponzi scheme about to collapse.  They ALL say it. It’s getting to be that you can’t turn on anything without hearing it: BUY GOLD!

Hey, I want to buy gold, but I can’t afford it, so I bought myself some Christmas lights to cheer myself up.gold three

In one of the chapters in Wayne’s book, a master of international finance, Mr. Kip Heritage, suggests that you buy cheap real estate, undervalued stocks and failing businesses,—after you buy a lot of gold. I could afford a dollar lot in Detroit right now…I’ll think about it, Kip.

Glenn Beck, is always talking about his gold. And how everyone should be buying gold. In fact, put your gold out of the country so our government can’t get it.

Better yet, move to Singapore and drop your citizenship if you must. Oh…and buy oil too.

(Sigh.)

Has anybody bothered to tell any of these guru’s that the majority of Americans make on average, $50,000 a year, and they can’t even afford health care, let alone an ounce of gold? Nobody Knows who in the world these guys are talking to, because it’s sure not the average person.  And yet, they keep talking about it as if it’s as affordable as buying a pair of new shoes.

Sure, maybe we could afford a few coins,….but really? In my neighborhood? Some of the gangs have more gold on their guns and would just shoot me for it. Gold one

The rich already know this stuff, and they already are doing this, stocking up on gold, so tell me—are they that stupid that they don’t realized that most people’s only asset is their house, and they would have to sell their only asset to invest in the amount of gold these guys are talking about? Do they really want to keep torturing us with the fact that THEY can buy gold, and we can only buy…milk?

What? Where’s the compassion here?

Nobody Knows why they keep preaching to all the people who couldn’t afford to buy gold if they wanted to, but Nobody Thinks the reason they are doing it, is because they themselves are making a LOT of gold just talking about it.

You KNOW I’m right.

December 3, 2013 Posted by | humor, Money, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Astounding Discovery! Men and Women…are Different!

Nobody Reports

It’s in. Finally, after billions have been spent on trying to prove that women are just the same as men, somebody figured it out. (Although, wisely, these scientist will not reveal their names because of the fear of the feminist backlash.)

Hey, our brains are different. Who knew?

According to this article in The Independent

Researchers found that many of the connections in a typical male brain run between the front and the back of the same side of the brain, whereas in women the connections are more likely to run from side to side between the left and right hemispheres of the brain.

This also explain why men can skate backwards while watching a hockey puck.

Along with that extreme advance in medical science, they gave us a few pictures, where we look deeply into the different brains: The scientists decided to look into this study simply because they couldn’t understand why their wives did not understand why their husbands would rather watch football or play video games than take them shopping. It also explains why the cell phone was invented. Women need to communicate while they’re shopping. monkey

But….there is one finding that this nobody found puzzling:

“Men tend to outperform women involving spatial tasks and motor skills – such as map reading – while women tend to better in memory tests, such as remembering words and faces, and social cognition tests, which try to measure empathy and “emotional intelligence”.

Every man I have ever known could not read a map. Worse…they refuse to read maps, ask directions, or even READ directions.  It’s been a problem since Attila the Hun got lost in the Swiss Alps. If only he had listened to his wife, China today, would have found their way to the moon by now, and we would all be speaking Chinese.

Anyway, I don’t know why we are all so excited by this news, because, according to other scientists we have the brains of pigs and monkeys. Nobody Thinks they will soon find out that pigs brains are wired front to back, and chimps brains are wired side to side, because everybody knows, chimps are much better communicators than pigs. And pigs like to eat. Lots.

And that’s why they deserve to be citizens and given Obamaphones.

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Male: Female Brain

Male: Female Brain

December 3, 2013 Posted by | humor, science, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Should a Pig/Monkey Get a Third Term?

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have two professors who, after years of studying, thinking, contemplating, teaching, and generally just having a hard time staying off various forms of crack, have decided to grace the world with two very astounding revelations:

Let’s start with the not- so- original one from :ProfessorJonathan Zimmerman.Zimmerman

In The Washington Post, Jonathan Zimmerman, a history professor from NYU, has written an article claiming that all of America’s problems would be solved–GET THIS–if only we would allow Barack Obama to run for a third term!

He wants to amend the Constitution and abolish presidential term limits.

Yes…amazingly enough, Professor Zimmerman is a HISTORY professor, and never learned that when you put a narcissistic Marxist into power, historically speaking, bad things happen. Hitler, Mao, Stalin…my eight grade teacher Ms. Barry….yes—-. people die, starve, and…. it’s not a pretty sight. And yet the good professor thinks we should get rid of term limits all together and let Obama serve as long as he keeps getting elected.

And you know what? I’m certainly glad these two professors decided to make these astonishing revelations in the same week, because Professor Zimmernan’s ideal fits perfectly with the next man’s revelations made by Professor——

Gene McCarthy. Not since Hitler declared the German race to be superior to all others have we had a man with such a fantastic discovery: The human race evolved from a pig and a monkey. Yes…it’s true.

To Athens geneticist Gene McCarthy, pigs used to conjure filth and greed. But after years of research into this species, McCarthy sees a kindred spirit. Pigs, according to his Hybrid Hypothesis published last month on his website, Macroevolution.net, helped create humans by mating with chimpanzees. As you probably know, pig heart valves and pig skin tissue are used in surgeries because of their compatibility with the human body.

Gene McCarthy

McCarthy with HIS Pig/ape hybrids

Evidently Gene can’t PROVE this pig DNA…he’s just going by some his own common sense observations. I suspect he has been observing mostly human mating habits and Presidential behavior.

And this brings us to the obvious: Should we allow a pig/ape evolutionally subject even INTO the White House?

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week? Professor Zimmerman’s idea that Obama should be allowed to stay in the White House as long as he wants?  Or Professor McCarthy’s insistence that people’s ancestor’s are pigs and apes?

Neither: the Idea that trumps them both is that global warming is caused by man. It’s just about as stupid as thinking that we evolved from pigs and monkeys. Maybe some alien just happened to like to cook.

Congratulation Al Gore! You win the Nobody’s Perfect award again.Al Gore

BUT…I suggest we all have an open mind. We might mix some DNA from Bill Clinton and Obama and see if we get an improvement. Or better yet, just put a sexy pig and a monkey in the White House…and bring them out on the 4th of July!

America, would be a lot better off.

December 2, 2013 Posted by | American History, humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

People are Aware of Presidential Stress…What about OUR Stress?

Nobody Flashes

One of the most important things a patriot can do for his country, is to make video’s of its citizens, and show them to the world. (NOT) —-Mark Dice does a fine job, making American people look just about as clueless as a beach ball on top of a snowy mountain top.

Well.. of course they’re clueless!…but I’m not so sure we should be bragging about it.

It’s not that the Obama’s wouldn’t get a divorce, it’s that if that were to happen, just about everyone and their grandmother would be talking about it. Secondly–it would never happen. China could take over the White House, and whomever was in office, would carry on the proud Presidential tradition of “NO DIVORCE ALLOWED.”

The reasoning? It would cause the nation too much stress.

A gay couple wouldn’t even be allowed to divorce. Mark mentions JFK, the Clintons, and I’d like to add the Bushes. I really don’t think they even live together, but they keep up a good appearance. Notice, when they were on Jay Leno a week ago, Bush bragged about getting Laura a pearl necklace, but they sort of shook hands very lightly when they met. And they came out separately. Hey, I read the tabloids…which in my Nobody’s Silly Opinion now has more truths in it than the New York Times.

Check out the guy riding a DOG on his bike. As if that poor thing had a choice in the matter.

If you want a small chuckle, Mr. Dice is good for it.  I don’t know how he keeps a straight face, do you?

December 2, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Communism, Capitalism, and the Sweet Ism Sound of Sucking…

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Well, bust my plastic buttons: The Pope is complaining about capitalism.Pope Francis

Democracy Now:

Pope Francis has used his first major written work to attack capitalism as a “new tyranny,” while urging global leaders to fight poverty and inequality. In a document published Tuesday, Pope Francis denounced the ‘idolatry of money’ and “trickle-down” economic policies, as well as consumerism and a financial system which he says rules rather than serves. The Pope urged politicians to guarantee all citizens “dignified work, education and healthcare.”

This coming from a guy who gets money from the poor and lives in a house which has the biggest collection of art in the world, and probably has his own foot massager.  I love a good hypocrite. Gee…another con job. And I thought this guy was going to be the real deal. (sigh)

I side with Mr. Adams who found the Catholic Church full of that very same ‘tyranny.”  The Catholic people are poor, but the Vatican is not suffering. Maybe the Pope should practice what he preaches and sell off those Bernini’s so that Peru can have free health care.

I was thinking about the rich today, because I was reading about that very big capitalist, Ross Perot, in Forbes magazine.

True Confession: I voted for Ross Perot…twice. It was said that Ross was the reason Daddy Bush lost to Bill Clinton, and so, the Clinton’s will make sure that some third-party libertarian will run against whomever runs against Hillary, to assure her election, because that worked so well with Bill. It’s all getting rather boring and predictable, isn’t it? Having our Presidents picked years in advance?Ross Perot

The reason I like Perot so much, is that he kept trying to warn everyone about NAFTA, and CAFTA. What he called the sucking sound of America losing its jobs to other countries.

I really don’t think Perot is suffering after his defeat, and neither is Mitt Romney, because they are both what the Pope is talking about: capitalists— In fact, there is one thing both Ross and Mitt have in common: They know how to get the government to fund their big money-making projects and they use that free money from the taxpayers to further their empires.

From “Love That Giant Sucking Sound”, Christopher Helman, Forbes Magazine, Sept., 2013:

The Federal Aviation Administration came to the Perots (in Texas) says Perot Jr., “and asked us to donate land for an airport,” an industrial airport to be built with public funds.

Perot like the idea–and saw a greater opportunity. He convinced Fort Worth Mayor Bob Bolen and the city council of his grand plan. Perot would put up the land for the airport but only if Fort Worth agreed to pay for utilities and infrastructure, allow Perot to operate the airport and promise future tax abatements so he could lure in companies and develop yet more of his land.

Why settle for just an airport?

And this is how it works all over the United States: The billionaires get the ‘people’ to pay for the football stadiums, and malls, and on and on and their property taxes go up, and while jobs ARE created, the bulk of the money goes to….the billionaires.cartoon

Why do you think there are more than 500 big B’s on the Forbes lists? And when the Supreme Court gave big companies “personhood”, you have the mom and pop small business up against the Wal-marts. (I understand where the Pope is coming from, but he just doesn’t get it does he?)

The Perot airport has become the main industrial hub for the lower United States. Sharon Boyd, who tried to stop Perot getting public financing had this to say:

“He’s the ultimate welfare baby. He doesn’t do anything without subsides or tax rebates. He has a mentality that views the public sector as a fat pig that’s going to be slaughter anyway, so it might as well be by us.”

So…here’s where maybe somebody should get the Pope aside and ask him: You, dear sir, can fly all over the world BECAUSE men like Ross Perot build airports for your plane to land upon. Maybe you should think about that next time you take a tour.

Is it any wonder the Pope is complaining? Mom and Pop just don’t have the money any more to fork over to the church. Instead of blaming governments for giving handouts and sweet deals to billionaires friends, he is campaigning for communism. Think about that….Communism and the Church.

Talk about a great sucking sound…put those two together and the wall of China might get sucked up into the Vatican overnight.Capaitalism

I can’t wait. Where’s my straw?

December 1, 2013 Posted by | capitalism, communism, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

A Christmas Song You Will Not Want to Miss…

Nobody Flashes

The Little Drummer Boy has never been one of my favorite Christmas songs…due to the fact that besides the words, the melody is very boring.

BUT…look at what great hearts and imagination can do to this: They beautifully transformed it into the wonders of the human soul. (not to mention, great special audio effects)

Enjoy!

December 1, 2013 Posted by | Christmas, music | , | 6 Comments

It’s Sunday! Time for the Messiah!

Nobody Gets Email

“Thank God, and our lord and savior, Barack Obama!”–Jamie FoxObama as Messaih 2

THIS…is an audio version from a Common Core book being used in our schools. You would have to laugh about how Obama’s alcoholic, Muslim, Marxist, woman beating deserter of a father is updated to be a strong man of courage from Harvard that Obama wants to be like. You could laugh at little Barry worrying that the world was filled with poor people and it broke his heart. You could laugh when his mother told him to grow up to be honest, be kind, and be fair.

You COULD laugh, if you had not been paying attention to Obama every single day.  Yes, George Washington cut down the Cherry Tree, and Obama played basketball with a gift from his father.

Oh…and grew up to become—the world’s messiah.

Another strong message in this is that little boys want their dads to stick around, and be in their lives, but HEY! You got mom!  Seventy percent of black kids live with single parent moms and grandmothers. Obama…was just like you!

(They leave out that mom left him to when he was ten.)

This stuff is wrong on so many levels I don’t know where to start.  Somehow the fact that little Barry was a crack addict and a cross-dresser, didn’t even get a Obama messian 3paragraph.

When I think of this propaganda called Common Core, I can’t help but think of my friend Ruth. As some of you know, Ruth (who is my neighbor) grew up in Hitler’s Germany.  And when she was telling me the history of Germany she had to say, “Well, the Jews WERE taking all the money!” Even though she lived through the bombing of Dresden,…even though she escaped a Russian prison camp by digging her way out with her bloody hands, and even though she was made to pick up all the dead Jews, write down the numbers on their wrists, and bury them—even after all that…. she still blames..

You guessed it: The Jews. That’s how brainwashing takes place: You have to get them when they are young.  Ruth was taught about Hitler every single day in school.

Now—-don’t get me wrong— Ruth is a dear person. I truly believe that Hitler’s ‘Common Core’ had brainwashed her completely,—so well, that she to this day, didn’t think Germany was at fault. She knew the horrors that Hitler committed but I have never really heard her say a bad word about him. It’s just not in her. She was taught that Hitler was the Messiah, and it’s just too entrenched in her mind—

Ruth married an American soldier, mostly because her father wanted her too, and she has been in America most of her adult life. She knows the horrors of socialism, she is a very strong conservative, and she knows that the Nazi’s and the socialists were wrong…but…she still doesn’t blame the man most responsible. Living in Freedom, she saw the problems with the system of socialism, but still…she just can’t bring herself to blame Hitler. Obama as Messah one

So, no matter how badly Obama destroys the country, the kids in school will NEVER blame the man who grew up to save the poor people of the world, against those evil people with money who want to starve everyone. As we see time and time again….Obama is NEVER to blame for anything.

Like Hitler, Obama wants to be a God.

Obama is STILL the President.  None of the kids should be made to read this trash in school— but it’s Sunday.

And you might want to ask the question…

“Do YOU know where your Messiah is today?”

(Thanks to Freedom Outpost. Read article here.)

December 1, 2013 Posted by | Common Core, Obama, Uncategorized | , | 4 Comments