Who Scored the Touchdown in Last Week’s Interviews?
Nobody’s Opinion
Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!
That’s the game I think of with the upcoming elections in November, and already the two opposing teams: Team Obama Utopia, and Team GOP WHO ARE WE? are getting ready to rumble.
God, don’t you just hate sports metaphors? Obama doesn’t. He uses them all the time, but last week on Meet the Press, he went with duck metaphors, rushing forward— head down, helmet energized–with what HE thought was a solid kick— but it was intercepted by no other than the GOP’s only rah-rah quarterback that seems to be talking at the moment–Mitt Romney.
If you compare Obama’s interview with Romney’s–it was obvious old school colors were good to see again; Obama looked very spiffy in his thousand dollar suit and new golf tan, but basically he came up with the same old excuses as to why he just can’t seem to control the ball:
FIRST EXCUSE:
“There are days where I’m not getting enough sleep, because we’ve got a lot on our plate,” he said. “You know, when you’re, when you’re president of the United States, you’re not just dealing with the United States” but also leading the international response to crises around the world, as his administration is in responding to conflicts in Ukraine and the Middle East, as well as the outbreak of Ebola in Africa.
“You know, our inbox gets pretty high.”
The crowd thinks that he doesn’t even KNOW where the inbox is, let alone the plate. He’s had six years to find sleep: Maybe he should put a pillow in his golf cart.
Is the inbox lost in Lois Lerner’s lost hard drive? Is that why so many people are seeing the quarterback getting a hot dog during half time, while the team is getting slaughtered? As for not getting enough sleep? Too many campaign parties, so little time. It’s just so tough being him. 
NEXT EXCUSE:
“It is always a challenge when you’re supposed to be on vacation. Because you’re followed everywhere. And part of what I’d love is a vacation from … the press,” he said.
Yes, the team is losing and the star quarterback is dining on champagne in the governor’s box. He just went up there for a quick cigar and some caviar at halftime. NOBODY was suppose to know, but some damn joker had a camera. While all photos’ of the star player are supposed to get his approval, he just can’t catch those damn people who call themselves journalists and who have very expansive cell phones. If not for them, nobody would know how many millions of normal lives he upsets in one day. He really needs a vacation from them all.
The FINAL INSULT:
“There’s no doubt that — after having talked to the families, where it was hard for me to hold back tears listening to the pain that they were going through — after the statement that I made, that you know, I should’ve anticipated the optics.”
Yes, there he was caught in the party room, where they have an indoor driving range, and one of his players had just been killed on the field. It didn’t look good that the quarterback was laughing, so in his statement to the press, he told everyone that just SECONDS before, he was holding back tears.
Nobody believed it. Everybody wants to know, ‘Where’s the damn ball?”
You see, in Obama’s football world, nobody knows where the ball is.
The damn ball, is being held by the star quarterback, who is keeping it in his locker room, to bring out at the last-minute. He figures, if HE has the ball, and nobody can find it, maybe everybody will go home and he WILL win the game.
In other words, Obama forces the rules of the game to change, so he always win.
“I want to spend some time, even as we’re getting all our ducks in a row for the executive action, … to make sure that the public understands why we’re doing this, why it’s the right thing for the American people, why it’s the right thing for the American economy,” Obama told Chuck Todd on NBC News’ “Meet the Press.”
(Don’t you love a President who thinks running the country is like putting ducks in a row?”)
Well, football is a game, but being President isn’t and Obama thinks it is. It’s all a game, and it’s all about winning the game, and since the American people are AGAINST amnesty, (And it IS an impeachable offense) he has to hold on to that ball, so that he can bring it out for a touchdown right at the end of the game–so that they won’t have any time to impeach him.
And then, HE WINS! Who knows, he could just say it’s a Presidential “pardon”
It’s the game plan, but last week, Mitt Romney, the only quarterback who lost the last game against team Obama, due to his many fumbles, got the ball back…if only for a few glorious minutes.
In the game of football, you only get one chance to win.
In the game of Presidential elections, sometimes the other team wins by not playing by the rules.
And Obama NEVER plays by the rules.
So, in order to win the next Presidential election, we need a man who will not only point out that Obama is breaking the rules, but if he has to, break a few rules to stop him.
I think in this case, all gloves should be off. (Wait…wrong sport.)
Right about now, the crowd is looking for blood. We want hockey! We want someone to take the ball from Team Obama and smash him over the head with it on their way to victory.
Metaphorically speaking, of course. ( Hi NSA!)
We want to hear….something like this:
This WAS the best touchdown Mitt Romney ever scored!
Too bad, it didn’t happen on the field.
This Is What Happens When You Have TWO…
Nobody Flashes
For those of you who have more than one dog, this scene will be just like your own home movies.
My dogs do this every single day. In our house, my husband is the “alpha” and we have two female dogs, so to them, I’m just the other member of the female pack. It’s HIS attention that brings the brownie points.
And so, when he pets one dog, the other dog will try all KINDS of tricks to get that spoil rotten dog who is getting all the attention out the door.
She will bark like crazy, growl, dance, steal treats, and if that doesn’t work, she just lays her head down and looks depressed. It’s always funny.
What’s even funnier is the comments about this video on Youtube from people—one person said it was animal cruelty.
Obviously a feminist.
Anyway, Enjoy!
And also…enjoy this: 
Come to Missouri! We Have Beer, Baseball, and Black Gangs!
Nobody Flashes
While Obama is sightseeing around the globe, his ‘sons’ are having a great time beating up white people. She fractured her ankle, and he got pretty bruised up.
They BOTH put up a good fight, but I wish SHE or he had at least a stun gun. Something tells me the cops didn’t catch them.
Yes, come to Missouri all you cowards! Eric Holder thinks you are all hero’s!
Okay, this isn’t even funny, but I had to show it…because I am concerned about all the young white women, who many not have a boyfriend there to protect them.
Don’t be stupid girls, never go out of a club alone. Go in PACKS.
(via Glenn Beck)
Was This Acually British Humor At It’s Finest?
Nobody Flashes
Dick Morris isn’t on TV anymore, but I still like his opinions. Sure, he picked Mitt Romney would win the last election, but Nobody’s Perfect!
Here he explains things we don’t think much about when it comes to President’s signing ‘treaties.” Obama is going to sign this international BS, and Congress should immediately refute it.
And speaking of Obama…uh…do you get the feeling the OTHER leaders of the world, told him to take the first left..and meet them at the party?
But, the limo let him out…here? (Remember that old college trick?)
Nobody CARES If Hillary Thinks Global Warming is the Most Important Issue!
Nobody Cares
All day long I was going to write about Hillary Clinton claiming that “climate change” is the most pressing issue on HER mind as well as the planet. Nothing is more important than millions of liberals being able to FORCE the world to leave all the steaks and filets for the rich elites!
But I got bored.
So, since this is the hottest video on Youtube right now, I posted it so that my Mensa friends can see, and rejoice, that they lost the revolution! And for good reason.
Actually, the music is pretty good.
Enjoy!
Nobody Remembers Teddy’s Roosevelt’s Stance on Immigration
Nobody Remembers–
Teddy Roosevelt: Lover of books. Man of vision— rough-rider. And Henry Adam’s best friend until he got into socialism. But Teddy’s socialism next to Obama’s Marxist radical dreams of Alinsky, was like a lovable chia pet next to a diamond back rattler.
I’m not going to write a lot today, but I AM going to list a number of quotations from Teddy Roosevelt on the subject of immigration, because they are excellent, and what we SHOULD be hearing from our President today. (Ha!)
If you compare his thoughts to the ones that Obama and most of our Congress holds today, you will, like me go…
What the hell happened?
Some of these quotes were expressed a day before he died, on January 5, 1919. Some from his book “On America.”
Here are some of his words:
“We should insist that if the immigrant who comes here does in good faith become an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed or birth-place or origin.”
Nobody Says: We now assimilate to THEM. But, in Teddy’s eyes, they should all become Americans.
“Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or to leave the country… English should be the only language taught or used in the public schools.”
Nobody: That’s not the case any longer. We have to teach in all different languages, nobody is expected to learn English anymore. We are now a bilingual nation.
“But this is predicated upon the man’s becoming in very fact an American and nothing but an American. If he tries to keep segregated with men of his own origin and separated from the rest of America, then he isn’t doing his part as an American. There can be no divided allegiance here. . . We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language, for we intend to see that the crucible turns our people out as Americans, of American nationality, and not as dwellers in a polyglot boarding-house; and we have room for but one soul loyalty, and that is loyalty to the American people.”
Nobody: We are now not only a bi-lingual country, but a severely divided one.
“We can have no “50-50″ allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all.”
Nobody: By this you can say that Obama is NOT an American. Not even close.
“We cannot afford to continue to use hundreds of thousands of immigrants merely as industrial assets while they remain social outcasts and menaces any more than fifty years ago we could afford to keep the black man merely as an industrial asset and not as a human being. We cannot afford to build a big industrial plant and herd men and women about it without care for their welfare. We cannot afford to permit squalid overcrowding or the kind of living system which makes impossible the decencies and necessities of life.”
Nobody: In that respect: What’s the difference between the cheap labor of the black slaves and the cheap labor of the hispanic?
“We cannot afford the low wage rates and the merely seasonal industries which mean the sacrifice of both individual and family life and morals to the industrial machinery. The foreign-born population of this country must be an Americanized population – no other kind can fight the battles of America either in war or peace.”
Nobody: It’s not just the immigrants that will receive low wages, 75 percent of the new jobs created in the last few years have been part-time.
“It must talk the language of its native-born fellow-citizens, it must possess American citizenship and American ideals. It must stand firm by its oath of allegiance in word and deed and must show that in very fact it has renounced allegiance to every prince, potentate, or foreign government.”
Nobody: For a nation to survive, this must be done. But, how many Muslims, how many Mexicans, how many Kenyans in this country posses this love of America?
“The policy of “Let alone” which we have hitherto pursued is thoroughly vicious from two stand-points. By this policy we have permitted the immigrants, and too often the native-born laborers as well, to suffer injustice. Moreover, by this policy we have failed to impress upon the immigrant and upon the native-born as well that they are expected to do justice as well as to receive justice… that they are expected to be heartily and actively and single-mindedly loyal to the flag no less than to benefit by living under it. “
Nobody: That’s the worst of it all: the immigrants get everything free…and nothing is expected in return. It is the destruction of America if it keeps up.
“The men who do not become Americans and nothing else are hyphenated Americans; and there ought to be no room for them in this country. The man who calls himself an American citizen and who yet shows by his actions that he is primarily the citizen of a foreign land, plays a thoroughly mischievous part in the life of our body politic. He has no place here; and the sooner he returns to the land to which he feels his real heart-allegiance, the better it will be for every good American. There is no such thing as a hyphenated American who is a good American. The only man who is a good American is the man who is an American and nothing else….”
You could say many things about Teddy Roosevelt, but the one thing you cannot say is that he did NOT love America…and he was dead right on immigration.
It’s a whole new ‘global’ world, isn’t it?
Boy, did WE pick the wrong guy.
Nobody’s Fool: David Icke
Nobody’s Fool
David Icke is known, next to Alex Jones, as the conspiracy-nut King. I happen to like the guy. I suspect that the reason why nobody takes him seriously is because he fully supports the idea that Reptilian aliens are actually controlling the planet from the moon.
If only…..
But…having put that lovely thought out, I do think David is an expert on the Global elites, because, COME ON. We have all heard–every single global leader talk about their “New World Order” in fact, Kissinger just mentioned it last week. They DO all have a goal, and its to ‘order’ the world.
Notice how Obama said in his last speech that ISIS will be ‘managed’?
When Isis says it wants us all to die, that’s not a conspiracy, that’s a fact, and David’s ideas in this video are well worth listening to.
And when most of the global leaders in the world, keep talking about their plans for a “New World Order”—- I believe them. I take them at their word. And that’s the stuff the David Icke is a master at…he makes you look, listen, watch and think, about the global chess game.
And if you don’t believe in conspiracies, I have a question for you: How often do you conspire during the day?
Right now, my biggest conspiracy is to get my husband to mow the lawn for one…more…weekend. It’s NOT going to be easy. Do I cook a great meal? Complain that I just had my stitches taken out? Mention that I lost my bank card in the high grass?
(Suggestions welcomed.)
So, Congratulations David! You win the Nobody’s Fool award of the week, for great thinking. (Even though this was filmed last June.)
Keep up the good fight!
Hands Up! Don’t Run Over Me!
Nobody Wins
You fine folks out there, might think that next to ISIS, Ferguson is the same old same old stuff from the sixties. Like a hairy wart, or an ingrown toenail, some blacks just have to keep coming back to riot every few years here in America. It’s just too much fun for them.
All they end up doing is destroying any hope of ever getting out of their own rut. This riot has cost my local government over $4 million already. (There’s goes the local pool, my snow removal, my trash pickup….)
Do they care? No.
You can imagine how glad I was that everybody was sick to death of the riots in Ferguson, but these people got on the world stage, saw themselves in a ’cause’, and have decided to go down in history. They want MORE of their week of fame. They are all pumped up—the world was paying attention to THEM.
Cool!
On Labor Day, THOUSANDS of them were suppose to show up here and stop traffic. But…it was called off. (yeah, right) They just said that because nobody showed up.
This is highway 270. (70mph speed limit) They are complaining about the fact that the cop hasn’t been arrested. (He IS licensed to carry, by the way) and they are mad that their democratic governor Nixon isn’t going to fire the democrat investigator.
They are complaining that the body was left in the street for 4 hours.
If you have seen the mob around the body of Michael Brown that day, no cop in his right mind would have down anything without backup.
They complain when the police are there, and they bitch when they’re not.
If I were them, I would have been shouting “Hands up! Don’t Run Me OVER!”
By the way…what if they cause accidents? Who will be held liable?
Notice in the video, one skinny guy starts walking when he hears police sirens, like the coward that he is, and says…”That was 4 minutes!”
Ha ha ha ha. Not as brave as their forefathers are they?
They want to do this all over the country on September 10. Isn’t that considerate of them? The day before 9/11?
Nobody Wins when you have to deal with this stuff in Ferguson. But if they are going to this, at night……I suggest they all wear white pants.
I’m just saying….
Forget Sex on Apple: How about the Sex in Washington?
Nobody Wonders
Sure…she’s old. But so is Henry Kissinger. So is Daddy Bush—and Joan Rivers had a LOT more energy than either one of them…SO…
Now, out of nowhere, she almost dies?:
The 81-year-old comedian went into cardiac and respiratory arrest last Thursday while undergoing a vocal cord procedure at a private Upper East Side clinic. She was then rushed to Mount Sinai Hospital, where she was placed in a medically induced coma.
Rivers’ family said on Tuesday morning that she remained on life support. The family didn’t specify on Wednesday whether Rivers’ move out of ICU meant she had been removed from life support.
So happy campers…do you smell a conspiracy here? Didn’t she just about say the worst thing anybody has ever said about Obama? IF in fact he is gay, and Michelle is a transvestite, they would have never made it to the White House. But is it possible?
This Nobody who made this video thinks so: (Be sure and see the testimony at the end.)
There is nobody more willing to believe that Michelle is a transvestite than me, but then I ask myself: So…who gave birth to the girls? There are many black women that look like men, but then, on the other hand, it’s pretty easy to believe that Obama is gay, and loves coke, and still does it. Hips are usually the way to tell if women are…women, and I must admit, I don’t really look at her hips much. OR her fingers. I have no clue.
On the OTHER hand, those kids could have had a surrogate mother and IN the elaborate plot to get Obama elected that would have been easy enough.
—-And if you go so far as to say that Obama and Michelle have fooled the American people about their marriage, could they have arranged for Joan Rivers to have an earlier than expected death by surgery?
Oh…this is fun! Of course they could! Bill and Hillary have paved the runway for unexpected heart attacks, plane crashes, and impossible suicides.
As for Joan, I certainly hope she makes a full recovery. And if she does, Nobody Wonders: Will she still be talking about the Obamas?
Nobody Knows What Golf Course Obama Will Be On When Isis Hits
Nobody Reports
It’s another week and the infelicitous world is exploding in chaos: Putin bragging about his nukes, ISIS bragging about their beheadings, Christians being slaughtered—Hillary is still in the poorhouse, and Joe Biden is still in the middle class. Nobody Knows whatever happened to Ferguson, Mo…which seems to be the least of our worries now…compared to what’s coming.
Yes, the question on MY nobody mind is: What IS coming? And right away, Glenn Beck had the answer: Hillary.
It seems Glenn Beck knows some people who work for Hillary Clinton, and her strategy is going to be that she will take us all back to the good times of Bill Clinton.
“And this is what made me say, ‘Oh, my gosh, she’s going to win,’” Beck said. “Pat and I both have said in the past, ‘I would so gladly take Bill Clinton right now. Don’t those years seem simple and good [compared to today]?’”
Well Glenn—I don’t know what you and Stu were DOING during Bill Clinton’s years in office, but if you were not paying attention to all the damage those two did–maybe you should start asking around because obviously you were both somewhere else. Maybe you should start reminding the people just how corrupt these two are, and how the ONLY reason that the economy was good during Bill Canton’s 8 years, was due to the success of Ronald Reagan and the TECH revolution. The rest of the country was being downsized.
Nobody Knows how nobody wants to hear such stuff from Glenn Beck—it does nothing but downsize any optimism to fight her we might have.
Thanks Glenn—maybe you should just give up.
And speaking of downsized…
Nobody Knows why the Federal Reserve is mad at the American People. After all, we bailed you guys out, didn’t we? Yes, all you nobodies out there—the Fed wants you to
NetNex—-“So why did the monetary base increase not cause a proportionate increase in either the general price level or (gross domestic product)?” economist Yi Wen and associate Maria A. Arias asked in the St. Louis Fed paper. “The answer lies in the private sector’s dramatic increase in their willingness to hoard money instead of spend it. Such an unprecedented increase in money demand has slowed down the velocity of money.”
This takes brass…okay, this takes a lot of nerve. The Federal reserve PRINTS money for the government, thereby devaluing our dollar with every passing day, in order to keep the big boys stocks up…and where if we don’t hoard our money, we will find we don’t have any money for gas and food. Not to mention, now we really DO have to pay for our medical care. Before Obamacare, we had low deductibles.
What…are they nuts?
I also have to hoard. I have dogs to feed.
What in the world did they think was going to happen when we “saved’ the banks? They robbed us, and now they’re mad that we aren’t spending money we don’t have?
Can I have a vowel for that phrase I’m NOT going to say?
And speaking of things that aren’t being said…
Nobody Knows how Hillary can run on her actions as Secretary of State: Has anybody noticed that Obama and Hillary’s great work in Libya is REALLY paying off?
And it’s not just the swimming pool they love…
Washington Free Becon; Islamist militias in Libya took control of nearly a dozen commercial jetliners last month, and western intelligence agencies recently issued a warning that the jets could be used in terrorist attacks across North Africa.
“Anyone who has ever flown over Saudi Arabia at night can see refineries like Yanbu lit up like Christmas trees against the blackness of the desert,” Rubin said. “One Saudi security officer once told me that they would only have about 90 seconds to shoot down a hijacked plane from the time it left international airspace to impact in one of the region’s most important refineries.”
So Nobody Knows if one of those airplanes is going to be used as a weapon on 9/11, and we will soon have to hoard even MORE money to pay for our gas…from an attack with a stolen plane—-and that’s why the Saudi Kings are screaming about us.
And speaking of 9/11
Nobody Knows how many ISIS are here in the United States planning to bomb us, inside our own borders… 
Islamic State (ISIS) cells are already in the United States, and some of them have entered by crossing the Mexican border says former CIA agent Bob Baer. “People who do this for a living are very alarmed,” Baer said. The Obama administration is unable to locate 6,000 foreign nationals who have entered the United States on student visas, raising concerns about the government’s ability to track potential terror suspects who may already be in the country. “My greatest concern is that they could be doing anything,” Peter Edge, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement official who oversees investigations into visa violators, told ABC News. “Some of them could be here to do us harm
Yes, Nobody Knows what to expect next week…but be assured that the media will be more concerned with…sex.
Nobody Knows why movie stars are so stupid. If you upload your naked butt onto the web—can you really complain if someone sees it? Yes, some movie stars are upset at Apple for not protecting their naked body photos.
And WHY are millions of people giving Ricky Gervais so much trouble about the obvious stupidity of these people?
“Celebrities make it harder for hackers to get nude pic of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of you on your computer”
On the other hand, Nobody Knows if this wasn’t just planned to restart some languishing careers. It wouldn’t be the first time, would it?
Hugh Hefner, is old hat. Pretty soon, we will be seeing naked 3D on our cell phones and everybody will think Playboy is as outdated as Tarzan and Jane in the jungle.
Next week, we will surely continue on the endless journey of American ignorance, proof of which, resides in on the golf course.
(He’s not in the White House…don’t bother looking.)
Did I MISS Obama’s statement on the Second Beheading? (Uh…)
Nobody Reports
If you are going to capture and behead somebody, better it be somebody who usually doesn’t carry a weapon.
As everyone in the world knows: Another American journalists was beheaded. He’s British, and looks to be of African origin—-and he has this message for Obama:
“I’m back, Obama, and I’m back because of your arrogant foreign policy towards the Islamic State,”
British Prime Minister David Cameron, when told of the video, condemned the Islamic State for its actions and called the video “disgusting.” He said it was an “absolutely disgusting, despicable act,” and said he would be making a longer statement later.
What did Obama say?
Nothing. 
Nobody’s Perfect: Fat Lesbians VS Fruit Flies
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the Federal study of why lesbians are fatter than gay men VS The Federal study of why the male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies, as opposed to the older fruit flies.
I think we should, as American citizens, keep an eye on these Federal studies, don’t you?
Let’s start with the first study: Why are most lesbians FAT? Our government wanted to know:
A federal study to determine why 75 percent of lesbian women are obese and gay men are not has totaled nearly $3 million.
They have determined that gay and bisexual males had a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men, lesbians have lower “athletic self-esteem” that may lead to higher rates of obesity, and that lesbians are more likely to see themselves at a healthy weight even though they are not, the Free Beacon reported. Their research also found that LGBT individuals exercise less than heterosexuals, and that sexual minorities are 46 to 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team.
So, WHY is this important? Isn’t it obvious? “Sexual minorities are 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team!” And we just saw proof of this, didn’t we? Obama wants more gays to watch on his sports channel. (Hey, it’s the best I could come up with.) After all, didn’t he call Michael Sam on the phone and congratulate him for being the first gay in football?
How’s that working out?
Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted in the NFL, was cut by the Rams on Saturday and passed over by all 31 other teams on waivers on Sunday, and so far he hasn’t even been able to land a spot on a practice squad. So are NFL teams avoiding Sam because he’s gay?
I’m sure Obama and Eric Holder are on this, seemingly discrimination, have no fear. The study is still, imperfect.
And then there’s the OTHER Fed study, about fruit fly sex: 
There was a $939,771 experiment funded by the National Institutes of Health in Michigan and Texas that tested fruit flies to discover that male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies than older ones. According to researchers, a hormone that female fruit flies produce wanes over time, which makes male fruit flies less attracted to them despite researchers’ countless efforts to test this theory even in the dark. The scary news is that this testing may soon be expanded beyond just fruit flies
This could be serious. If it costs $939,771 dollars to test the male fruit fly, how much more is to going to cost to test the Monkey? The Lion? The Panda? AL GORE?!
Why the government had to spend over $3 million dollars to figure out why gay men want tight buns, and gay women could care less what they look like, is beyond any of us. Even a female fruit fly could have given you the answer to that without wasting taxpayers’ money.
And if you are embarrassed by a President who can’t seem to get his act together on any single day, then you, like me, are also embarrassed that someone HAD to spend millions to find out that male fruit flies prefer younger women fruit flies, when your grandmother could have told you that men of all species prefer younger women for sex.
Why did this complete waste of good taxpayers money happen?
No doubt, the fruit fly research is being run by fat lesbians and confused transvestite who really want to know if they will be safe from men when they are past 50.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it the Federal employees who got paid millions to study fat lesbians?
Or the Federal employees who studied the male fruit fly’s libidos?
(My personal favorite was when Obama gave President Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood 20 F-16 Jet fighters and $1.7 billion dollars, but that’s me.)
No, the biggest waste of Taxpayer’s money is the President himself.
From Glenn Beck:
How much did we pay our royal family? How much did it take to maintain our royal family, the Obamas, just last year? Now, this is really interesting, especially as we come up for another vacation for the Obamas. This one is going to cost us $4 million. This vacation in Hawaii for Christmas is going to cost you $4 million. How much did we spend last year? Remember, the royal family cost $57.8 million. Would you be stunned if I told you it was $50 million? Would you be ‑‑ would you be bowled over if it was $100 million? How much do we spend? The total last year, a little higher than $57.8 million.”
So what was it? $60 million? No. $100 million? Nope. $250 million? Not even close.
The answer: $1.4 billion…and that was just for one year: 2012. By now, that has gone up to at LEAST 3 billion, add in the golf trips, the daily campaigning flights to parties in various states.. I’d say a good E20 billion. That’s a guess mind you, but by all estimates, they leave out food, clothes, friends, kids vacations, Michelle’s vacations..and let’s not forget they are NOT reporting the cost of Michelle’s mother.
Yes, Obama wins hands down, as having wasted more of the taxpayer’s money than any President in history.
Sorry fat Lesbos’s. Sorry Fruit fly. You lose.
Next study: How to make fat lesbian fruit flies skinny.
Or..even better: A Federal Study on how to get rid of dictators.
That’s a study that all Americans could benefit from.
Where oh Where Have You Been Middle Class Joe? Say it isn’t so.
Nobody Flashes
Joe gave his usual speech about the greatness of Unions in Detroit today. Yes, bankrupt Detroit. That city run by Unions. The city run by Democrats. The beautiful shining city light on the hill. The city that everyone wants to live in, where the street lights are out, dogs roam the streets, and the people HAVE water, but either can’t afford to pay their water bills, or have decided free water is a union RIGHT.
But that didn’t stop Joe for claiming that the Unions built America. Joe is just a middle class guy.
Joe Biden went on to end this rousing speech about how they were going to get those guys! (The rich) And he ended it with this:
“Folks, the American people have not stopped dreaming! The American people have not walked away from what they believe they’re entitled to. Just give them a chance! No hand out, just give them a chance! (Applause) Because once you give them Americans a chance, they have never, never, never, never ever let their country down! Never! So folks, it’s time to take back America as we said. It’s time change the tax code! It’s time to make sure you get the equal share, because ladies and gentleman, if you don’t, if we don’t, America is in trouble! And we’ve always done best when we act as one America. Everybody in the deal. Everybody. And as long as I’m around and as long as the guys behind me are around we’re going to fight with every breath in this to make sure we reestablish the bargain. God bless you! Don’t give up! Keep dreaming! We’re going to come back.”
“We’re going to TAKE BACK AMERICA?”
Uh…Aren’t you the Vice President Joe? Who are we taking it back from…Obama?
I thought Obama and Joe have been in charge? Where IS Joe? Isn’t he in Washington? I mean—- why does he have to come back? Where did he go?
It could be Joe is telling you a little secret here. According to an FBI agent who knows, middle class Joe flies back on Air Force Two at least twice a week to his hometown (costing us billons) and he has given orders to the FBI, to keep the nuclear football at least an hour away from him, because he wants to KEEP looking like that middle class guy and not have all those limo’s following him. There are only two nuclear footballs. So, if something should happen to Obama, we could all be dead, because Joe Biden couldn’t get to the football in time to save us.
Yes, America would look like Detroit sooner rather than later.
Good to know Joe. You’re right. We’ve never let the country down, but you sure have.
Joe wants the corporations to give us all an equal share, he wants to tax those companies that are still left…MORE. He wants to bring back the unions, the unions who demanded so much from companies they all left.
Wow. Obama and Joe are campaigning as if they were not President and Vice President.
Well, bust my angry orchard and throw me an apple. This is a new level of hopeful audacity.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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