Nobody’s Fool: David Icke
Nobody’s Fool
David Icke is known, next to Alex Jones, as the conspiracy-nut King. I happen to like the guy. I suspect that the reason why nobody takes him seriously is because he fully supports the idea that Reptilian aliens are actually controlling the planet from the moon.
If only…..
But…having put that lovely thought out, I do think David is an expert on the Global elites, because, COME ON. We have all heard–every single global leader talk about their “New World Order” in fact, Kissinger just mentioned it last week. They DO all have a goal, and its to ‘order’ the world.
Notice how Obama said in his last speech that ISIS will be ‘managed’?
When Isis says it wants us all to die, that’s not a conspiracy, that’s a fact, and David’s ideas in this video are well worth listening to.
And when most of the global leaders in the world, keep talking about their plans for a “New World Order”—- I believe them. I take them at their word. And that’s the stuff the David Icke is a master at…he makes you look, listen, watch and think, about the global chess game.
And if you don’t believe in conspiracies, I have a question for you: How often do you conspire during the day?
Right now, my biggest conspiracy is to get my husband to mow the lawn for one…more…weekend. It’s NOT going to be easy. Do I cook a great meal? Complain that I just had my stitches taken out? Mention that I lost my bank card in the high grass?
(Suggestions welcomed.)
So, Congratulations David! You win the Nobody’s Fool award of the week, for great thinking. (Even though this was filmed last June.)
Keep up the good fight!
Hands Up! Don’t Run Over Me!
Nobody Wins
You fine folks out there, might think that next to ISIS, Ferguson is the same old same old stuff from the sixties. Like a hairy wart, or an ingrown toenail, some blacks just have to keep coming back to riot every few years here in America. It’s just too much fun for them.
All they end up doing is destroying any hope of ever getting out of their own rut. This riot has cost my local government over $4 million already. (There’s goes the local pool, my snow removal, my trash pickup….)
Do they care? No.
You can imagine how glad I was that everybody was sick to death of the riots in Ferguson, but these people got on the world stage, saw themselves in a ’cause’, and have decided to go down in history. They want MORE of their week of fame. They are all pumped up—the world was paying attention to THEM.
Cool!
On Labor Day, THOUSANDS of them were suppose to show up here and stop traffic. But…it was called off. (yeah, right) They just said that because nobody showed up.
This is highway 270. (70mph speed limit) They are complaining about the fact that the cop hasn’t been arrested. (He IS licensed to carry, by the way) and they are mad that their democratic governor Nixon isn’t going to fire the democrat investigator.
They are complaining that the body was left in the street for 4 hours.
If you have seen the mob around the body of Michael Brown that day, no cop in his right mind would have down anything without backup.
They complain when the police are there, and they bitch when they’re not.
If I were them, I would have been shouting “Hands up! Don’t Run Me OVER!”
By the way…what if they cause accidents? Who will be held liable?
Notice in the video, one skinny guy starts walking when he hears police sirens, like the coward that he is, and says…”That was 4 minutes!”
Ha ha ha ha. Not as brave as their forefathers are they?
They want to do this all over the country on September 10. Isn’t that considerate of them? The day before 9/11?
Nobody Wins when you have to deal with this stuff in Ferguson. But if they are going to this, at night……I suggest they all wear white pants.
I’m just saying….
Forget Sex on Apple: How about the Sex in Washington?
Nobody Wonders
Sure…she’s old. But so is Henry Kissinger. So is Daddy Bush—and Joan Rivers had a LOT more energy than either one of them…SO…
Now, out of nowhere, she almost dies?:
The 81-year-old comedian went into cardiac and respiratory arrest last Thursday while undergoing a vocal cord procedure at a private Upper East Side clinic. She was then rushed to Mount Sinai Hospital, where she was placed in a medically induced coma.
Rivers’ family said on Tuesday morning that she remained on life support. The family didn’t specify on Wednesday whether Rivers’ move out of ICU meant she had been removed from life support.
So happy campers…do you smell a conspiracy here? Didn’t she just about say the worst thing anybody has ever said about Obama? IF in fact he is gay, and Michelle is a transvestite, they would have never made it to the White House. But is it possible?
This Nobody who made this video thinks so: (Be sure and see the testimony at the end.)
There is nobody more willing to believe that Michelle is a transvestite than me, but then I ask myself: So…who gave birth to the girls? There are many black women that look like men, but then, on the other hand, it’s pretty easy to believe that Obama is gay, and loves coke, and still does it. Hips are usually the way to tell if women are…women, and I must admit, I don’t really look at her hips much. OR her fingers. I have no clue.
On the OTHER hand, those kids could have had a surrogate mother and IN the elaborate plot to get Obama elected that would have been easy enough.
—-And if you go so far as to say that Obama and Michelle have fooled the American people about their marriage, could they have arranged for Joan Rivers to have an earlier than expected death by surgery?
Oh…this is fun! Of course they could! Bill and Hillary have paved the runway for unexpected heart attacks, plane crashes, and impossible suicides.
As for Joan, I certainly hope she makes a full recovery. And if she does, Nobody Wonders: Will she still be talking about the Obamas?
Nobody Knows What Golf Course Obama Will Be On When Isis Hits
Nobody Reports
It’s another week and the infelicitous world is exploding in chaos: Putin bragging about his nukes, ISIS bragging about their beheadings, Christians being slaughtered—Hillary is still in the poorhouse, and Joe Biden is still in the middle class. Nobody Knows whatever happened to Ferguson, Mo…which seems to be the least of our worries now…compared to what’s coming.
Yes, the question on MY nobody mind is: What IS coming? And right away, Glenn Beck had the answer: Hillary.
It seems Glenn Beck knows some people who work for Hillary Clinton, and her strategy is going to be that she will take us all back to the good times of Bill Clinton.
“And this is what made me say, ‘Oh, my gosh, she’s going to win,’” Beck said. “Pat and I both have said in the past, ‘I would so gladly take Bill Clinton right now. Don’t those years seem simple and good [compared to today]?’”
Well Glenn—I don’t know what you and Stu were DOING during Bill Clinton’s years in office, but if you were not paying attention to all the damage those two did–maybe you should start asking around because obviously you were both somewhere else. Maybe you should start reminding the people just how corrupt these two are, and how the ONLY reason that the economy was good during Bill Canton’s 8 years, was due to the success of Ronald Reagan and the TECH revolution. The rest of the country was being downsized.
Nobody Knows how nobody wants to hear such stuff from Glenn Beck—it does nothing but downsize any optimism to fight her we might have.
Thanks Glenn—maybe you should just give up.
And speaking of downsized…
Nobody Knows why the Federal Reserve is mad at the American People. After all, we bailed you guys out, didn’t we? Yes, all you nobodies out there—the Fed wants you to
NetNex—-“So why did the monetary base increase not cause a proportionate increase in either the general price level or (gross domestic product)?” economist Yi Wen and associate Maria A. Arias asked in the St. Louis Fed paper. “The answer lies in the private sector’s dramatic increase in their willingness to hoard money instead of spend it. Such an unprecedented increase in money demand has slowed down the velocity of money.”
This takes brass…okay, this takes a lot of nerve. The Federal reserve PRINTS money for the government, thereby devaluing our dollar with every passing day, in order to keep the big boys stocks up…and where if we don’t hoard our money, we will find we don’t have any money for gas and food. Not to mention, now we really DO have to pay for our medical care. Before Obamacare, we had low deductibles.
What…are they nuts?
I also have to hoard. I have dogs to feed.
What in the world did they think was going to happen when we “saved’ the banks? They robbed us, and now they’re mad that we aren’t spending money we don’t have?
Can I have a vowel for that phrase I’m NOT going to say?
And speaking of things that aren’t being said…
Nobody Knows how Hillary can run on her actions as Secretary of State: Has anybody noticed that Obama and Hillary’s great work in Libya is REALLY paying off?
And it’s not just the swimming pool they love…
Washington Free Becon; Islamist militias in Libya took control of nearly a dozen commercial jetliners last month, and western intelligence agencies recently issued a warning that the jets could be used in terrorist attacks across North Africa.
“Anyone who has ever flown over Saudi Arabia at night can see refineries like Yanbu lit up like Christmas trees against the blackness of the desert,” Rubin said. “One Saudi security officer once told me that they would only have about 90 seconds to shoot down a hijacked plane from the time it left international airspace to impact in one of the region’s most important refineries.”
So Nobody Knows if one of those airplanes is going to be used as a weapon on 9/11, and we will soon have to hoard even MORE money to pay for our gas…from an attack with a stolen plane—-and that’s why the Saudi Kings are screaming about us.
And speaking of 9/11
Nobody Knows how many ISIS are here in the United States planning to bomb us, inside our own borders… 
Islamic State (ISIS) cells are already in the United States, and some of them have entered by crossing the Mexican border says former CIA agent Bob Baer. “People who do this for a living are very alarmed,” Baer said. The Obama administration is unable to locate 6,000 foreign nationals who have entered the United States on student visas, raising concerns about the government’s ability to track potential terror suspects who may already be in the country. “My greatest concern is that they could be doing anything,” Peter Edge, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement official who oversees investigations into visa violators, told ABC News. “Some of them could be here to do us harm
Yes, Nobody Knows what to expect next week…but be assured that the media will be more concerned with…sex.
Nobody Knows why movie stars are so stupid. If you upload your naked butt onto the web—can you really complain if someone sees it? Yes, some movie stars are upset at Apple for not protecting their naked body photos.
And WHY are millions of people giving Ricky Gervais so much trouble about the obvious stupidity of these people?
“Celebrities make it harder for hackers to get nude pic of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of you on your computer”
On the other hand, Nobody Knows if this wasn’t just planned to restart some languishing careers. It wouldn’t be the first time, would it?
Hugh Hefner, is old hat. Pretty soon, we will be seeing naked 3D on our cell phones and everybody will think Playboy is as outdated as Tarzan and Jane in the jungle.
Next week, we will surely continue on the endless journey of American ignorance, proof of which, resides in on the golf course.
(He’s not in the White House…don’t bother looking.)
Did I MISS Obama’s statement on the Second Beheading? (Uh…)
Nobody Reports
If you are going to capture and behead somebody, better it be somebody who usually doesn’t carry a weapon.
As everyone in the world knows: Another American journalists was beheaded. He’s British, and looks to be of African origin—-and he has this message for Obama:
“I’m back, Obama, and I’m back because of your arrogant foreign policy towards the Islamic State,”
British Prime Minister David Cameron, when told of the video, condemned the Islamic State for its actions and called the video “disgusting.” He said it was an “absolutely disgusting, despicable act,” and said he would be making a longer statement later.
What did Obama say?
Nothing. 
Nobody’s Perfect: Fat Lesbians VS Fruit Flies
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the Federal study of why lesbians are fatter than gay men VS The Federal study of why the male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies, as opposed to the older fruit flies.
I think we should, as American citizens, keep an eye on these Federal studies, don’t you?
Let’s start with the first study: Why are most lesbians FAT? Our government wanted to know:
A federal study to determine why 75 percent of lesbian women are obese and gay men are not has totaled nearly $3 million.
They have determined that gay and bisexual males had a “greater desire for toned muscles” than straight men, lesbians have lower “athletic self-esteem” that may lead to higher rates of obesity, and that lesbians are more likely to see themselves at a healthy weight even though they are not, the Free Beacon reported. Their research also found that LGBT individuals exercise less than heterosexuals, and that sexual minorities are 46 to 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team.
So, WHY is this important? Isn’t it obvious? “Sexual minorities are 76 percent less likely to be on an athletic team!” And we just saw proof of this, didn’t we? Obama wants more gays to watch on his sports channel. (Hey, it’s the best I could come up with.) After all, didn’t he call Michael Sam on the phone and congratulate him for being the first gay in football?
How’s that working out?
Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted in the NFL, was cut by the Rams on Saturday and passed over by all 31 other teams on waivers on Sunday, and so far he hasn’t even been able to land a spot on a practice squad. So are NFL teams avoiding Sam because he’s gay?
I’m sure Obama and Eric Holder are on this, seemingly discrimination, have no fear. The study is still, imperfect.
And then there’s the OTHER Fed study, about fruit fly sex: 
There was a $939,771 experiment funded by the National Institutes of Health in Michigan and Texas that tested fruit flies to discover that male fruit flies are more attracted to younger female fruit flies than older ones. According to researchers, a hormone that female fruit flies produce wanes over time, which makes male fruit flies less attracted to them despite researchers’ countless efforts to test this theory even in the dark. The scary news is that this testing may soon be expanded beyond just fruit flies
This could be serious. If it costs $939,771 dollars to test the male fruit fly, how much more is to going to cost to test the Monkey? The Lion? The Panda? AL GORE?!
Why the government had to spend over $3 million dollars to figure out why gay men want tight buns, and gay women could care less what they look like, is beyond any of us. Even a female fruit fly could have given you the answer to that without wasting taxpayers’ money.
And if you are embarrassed by a President who can’t seem to get his act together on any single day, then you, like me, are also embarrassed that someone HAD to spend millions to find out that male fruit flies prefer younger women fruit flies, when your grandmother could have told you that men of all species prefer younger women for sex.
Why did this complete waste of good taxpayers money happen?
No doubt, the fruit fly research is being run by fat lesbians and confused transvestite who really want to know if they will be safe from men when they are past 50.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Is it the Federal employees who got paid millions to study fat lesbians?
Or the Federal employees who studied the male fruit fly’s libidos?
(My personal favorite was when Obama gave President Morsi of the Muslim Brotherhood 20 F-16 Jet fighters and $1.7 billion dollars, but that’s me.)
No, the biggest waste of Taxpayer’s money is the President himself.
From Glenn Beck:
How much did we pay our royal family? How much did it take to maintain our royal family, the Obamas, just last year? Now, this is really interesting, especially as we come up for another vacation for the Obamas. This one is going to cost us $4 million. This vacation in Hawaii for Christmas is going to cost you $4 million. How much did we spend last year? Remember, the royal family cost $57.8 million. Would you be stunned if I told you it was $50 million? Would you be ‑‑ would you be bowled over if it was $100 million? How much do we spend? The total last year, a little higher than $57.8 million.”
So what was it? $60 million? No. $100 million? Nope. $250 million? Not even close.
The answer: $1.4 billion…and that was just for one year: 2012. By now, that has gone up to at LEAST 3 billion, add in the golf trips, the daily campaigning flights to parties in various states.. I’d say a good E20 billion. That’s a guess mind you, but by all estimates, they leave out food, clothes, friends, kids vacations, Michelle’s vacations..and let’s not forget they are NOT reporting the cost of Michelle’s mother.
Yes, Obama wins hands down, as having wasted more of the taxpayer’s money than any President in history.
Sorry fat Lesbos’s. Sorry Fruit fly. You lose.
Next study: How to make fat lesbian fruit flies skinny.
Or..even better: A Federal Study on how to get rid of dictators.
That’s a study that all Americans could benefit from.
Where oh Where Have You Been Middle Class Joe? Say it isn’t so.
Nobody Flashes
Joe gave his usual speech about the greatness of Unions in Detroit today. Yes, bankrupt Detroit. That city run by Unions. The city run by Democrats. The beautiful shining city light on the hill. The city that everyone wants to live in, where the street lights are out, dogs roam the streets, and the people HAVE water, but either can’t afford to pay their water bills, or have decided free water is a union RIGHT.
But that didn’t stop Joe for claiming that the Unions built America. Joe is just a middle class guy.
Joe Biden went on to end this rousing speech about how they were going to get those guys! (The rich) And he ended it with this:
“Folks, the American people have not stopped dreaming! The American people have not walked away from what they believe they’re entitled to. Just give them a chance! No hand out, just give them a chance! (Applause) Because once you give them Americans a chance, they have never, never, never, never ever let their country down! Never! So folks, it’s time to take back America as we said. It’s time change the tax code! It’s time to make sure you get the equal share, because ladies and gentleman, if you don’t, if we don’t, America is in trouble! And we’ve always done best when we act as one America. Everybody in the deal. Everybody. And as long as I’m around and as long as the guys behind me are around we’re going to fight with every breath in this to make sure we reestablish the bargain. God bless you! Don’t give up! Keep dreaming! We’re going to come back.”
“We’re going to TAKE BACK AMERICA?”
Uh…Aren’t you the Vice President Joe? Who are we taking it back from…Obama?
I thought Obama and Joe have been in charge? Where IS Joe? Isn’t he in Washington? I mean—- why does he have to come back? Where did he go?
It could be Joe is telling you a little secret here. According to an FBI agent who knows, middle class Joe flies back on Air Force Two at least twice a week to his hometown (costing us billons) and he has given orders to the FBI, to keep the nuclear football at least an hour away from him, because he wants to KEEP looking like that middle class guy and not have all those limo’s following him. There are only two nuclear footballs. So, if something should happen to Obama, we could all be dead, because Joe Biden couldn’t get to the football in time to save us.
Yes, America would look like Detroit sooner rather than later.
Good to know Joe. You’re right. We’ve never let the country down, but you sure have.
Joe wants the corporations to give us all an equal share, he wants to tax those companies that are still left…MORE. He wants to bring back the unions, the unions who demanded so much from companies they all left.
Wow. Obama and Joe are campaigning as if they were not President and Vice President.
Well, bust my angry orchard and throw me an apple. This is a new level of hopeful audacity.
Peanuts, Makeup, and Other Thoughts about Labor
Nobody’s Opinion
Today…is Labor Day. I’m not laboring at all, which is the point of Labor Day. I’m just daydreaming about peanuts and makeup.
Peanuts. And makeup.
The theme for today is THOU SHALT NOT LABOUR! —so I’m just daydreaming. That is the new National Strategy laid down by our ‘President’, who, has not told us lately he is the “Commander-in-Chief” because he’s trying to get out of that job at the moment. He wants to be able to blame Congress should ISIS attack us at home. He’ll say it was because the Tea Party blocked immigration.
It’s getting all too easy to predict, isn’t it? Yes, I can bet you Obama is daydreaming today on some golf course.
But, back to our labor. (Just THINKING of Obama is a labor.)
Basically— Labor Day is a National Holiday invented by Congress to celebrate union workers. They did it to ‘appease’ the unions in order to make up for the ‘deaths’ of workers at the hands of the U.S. military and Marshals during the Pullman Strike of 1894. (Pretty interesting history there, check it out.)
Congress decided to take matters in hand and give the ‘workers’ their own day, making SURE of course, that it didn’t coincide with May 1, which is as we all know, is— Have a Happy Communist Day! What happened is that George Pullmans lowered the wages of his employees but demanded the same housing rent. They went on strike.
(Sound familiar?)
Work in America is not too good right now, is it? Illegal’s are flooding the country, taking the few jobs that Americans will not get.
America is falling behind the rest of the world, because many Americans can’t find good paying jobs anymore. China and India’s middle class is expanding, ours is shrinking. Too many people are flipping hamburgers. Our educational system –lets just say it—-It SUCKS. Why else do you think Obama wants high wages for fast food workers? Due to their education, they are doomed to be in fast food the rest of their lives. They can’t do anything else.
Inventiveness is way down.
I’m thinking: Peanuts. Makeup.
According to the news today, we watch football and riot, and our President plays golf.
He doesn’t work either. Bush wanted us to “shop.” Obama wants us to.. to play golf. Or better yet…watch HIM play golf.
So—- the question on this American Labor Day is: Is the entrepreneurship of the American worker and the spirit that fueled this nation into greatness gone?
Are there any George Washington’s Carvers out there in Ferguson? Do you think he would be burning down a Quickie Mart?
You won’t believe where I found the answer to that:
I was reading a makeup book yesterday, and found a passage, written by the author of the book, whose name is Kevyn Aucoin, which to me, describes perfectly, the real American spirit and WHY America has succeeded in the past while other nations lagged behind—it’s called imagination.
And America’s DNA has been built on it:
Here’s what Kevyn (who is gay) had to say about his success.
While the other boys in my school dreamed of traveling to the moon or winning the Super Bowl, I dreamt of glossy red lips and sparkling skin. By the age of eleven I knew I wanted to be a makeup artist. My first model was my six-year-old sister, Carla, and my first makeup tool was a single tube of tangerine lipstick. Armed with my father’s Polaroid camera and endless curiosity, I enthusiastically began what was to become my career. The fashion magazines I collected had an endless array of talent to choose from, but I only had one girl on my roster, so I set out to create as many looks as my limited resources would allow. Carla became my guinea pig for haircuts, perms, homemade clothing, and endless hours of amateur photo sessions. Over the years she and I experimented with every look imaginable.
And THIS is my favorite part:
Through it all both Carla and I learned not to be afraid of taking chances, and in the process, I learned how to do makeup. We had no real teachers, only photographs from fashion magazines. I would tear out my favorite faces, and try to replicate them on Carla. Learning to do makeup through trial and error taught me that my ‘mistakes’ were often exciting revelations. I came to realized that rules and words like “never’ and “always’ were (and are) sure death for creativity. And while I believe that education is very important, I am grateful for my lack of formal training in makeup. The journey itself may have taken longer but along the way I discovered things I could not have been “taught.” For me, new and exciting ideas are most often created when chances are taken and rules are broken.
Invention. YES! Break those rules! America has been GREAT at it, starting with the invention of the greatest concept of a republic in human history: Our Constitution. ‘Never’ was not in our vocabulary. (Nor in Captain’s Kirk’s.)
The words of Kevyn would have applied to Tom Edison, who dropped out of grade school, the Wright Brothers, who had a bike shop, to Einstein, whom everybody thought was dense, and to George Washington Carver, who was a slave and ended up with hundreds of patents:
In 1896, Booker T. Washington, the first principal and president of the Tuskegee Institute, invited Carver to head its Agriculture Department. Carver taught there for 47 years, developing the department into a strong research center and working with two additional college presidents during his tenure. He taught methods of crop rotation, introduced several alternative cash crops for farmers that would also improve the soil of areas heavily cultivated in cotton, initiated research into crop products (chemurgy), and taught generations of black students farming techniques for self-sufficiency.
America was all about, and always has been: imagination. Invention. Creativity. We NEED to reassert our hero’s.
The Individual, failing, making mistakes, getting up and trying again—-
Enough with the basketball players. The football players. The movie stars killing themselves on drugs. Our kids need new hero’s….inventors. The man. The woman. The lone individual.
Not the “You didn’t build this.” crap.
The good news: The American spirit is an idea. And it can be resurrected. Human beings don’t need to go to Harvard to think of the next cure for cancer. Simple people CAN do great things…if only the government will get out of their way.
Our government is literally choking the creativity out of us all. (Hi Homeland Security! Eat some peanuts!)
I certainly never thought I’d read one of the most profound statements on creatively from a gay makeup artist yesterday, but that’s what great about America still: Somebody tomorrow could think of a way to take a peanut and invent permanent makeup.
Hey, I’m ready.
But getting rid of the progressive liberals? That’s going to take another George Washington Carver, and whoever that man is not going to be on the golf course. He’s going to working, every day will be labor day.
So, CAN America come back to the creative individual spirit that we once had?
Don’t ever say….NEVER.
Now swear….on your mother’s best peanut butter sandwich.
Nobody’s Email: Specially Morphing
Nobody Gets Email
Is it Sunday already? Does anybody know where Al Gore is, because I would like to ask him how come we had the coolest summer on record.
Okay. We finally got pool weather, and the pools are closing on Monday.
So, as a relief from global warming, I thought I’d post this video. I knew they did this stuff–its like something I saw on the back wall of a Grateful Dead concert when I was 19.
You can ‘imagine’ if this artist did drugs, dropped acid and smoked himself silly at a Doors concert, or…not.
Whatever you think of this, I personally would have left out Mao.
(Thanks to JR)
Enjoy!
Nobody Wants a Hovercraft
Nobody Flashes
Here’s a Hovercraft made by some guy for his kids using a vacuum that the kid can control.
Now, tell me, why is the world are our scientists not developing hovercraft cars?
Is it really all about oil? Is it really all about the power and the money?
Of course it is.
Nobody’s Email: The Gold Urinal
Nobody Get Email
Here’s one to start off the weekend with a smile!
(Thanks to Kris)
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The Gold Urinal
Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton’s private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!
That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. “Just think,’ he said, ‘when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal.
But I wouldn’t have something so self-indulgent!”
Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom,
Bill had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:
“I found out who peed in your saxophone.”
Hillary: The School Teacher We All Hated
Nobody Cares
Oh no…no, no, no, no, no…..NO no, no, no, no, NO…no, no…oh…oh ho ho….oh nooooo.
I just HAD to watch this didn’t I? I had been thinking today about how Obama likes to always put all his statements with the context, that HE is the final answer, and HE runs the show.
‘I have appointed MY team and THEY will get back to ME.” (Forget that he is only 1/3 of the power) Not very Constitutional of him is it?
‘I have my people looking into it.” (They’re not working for us, they are working for HIM.) He should say, “The Secretary is working on this.”
“The real reason I have not announced a strategy in Syria, is because I am waiting for the Pentagon to come up with one, and then I will review it.” (Leaving him more time to play golf, and the Pentagon at the mercy of his daily timing.)
To Obama…its I’m King. All decisions go through me. All his speeches are filled with —– Me, I , Me I…me, me I, I, I did…etc.
Hillary’s worst asset is that she can’t speak. She’s not likable. She’s boring…but notice here…she is doing an Obama: She is READING this prepared statement, which she has obviously rehearsed.
Yes, after all these years, Hillary is finally taking speaking seriously. It’s pretty obvious she is being coached, big time.
God help us.
What she doesn’t realized is she sounds even more condescending than ever. And she looks like those ugly, rude, and mean school teachers we all hated.
In other words, what we are hearing is: “You are children, and you must do as I say, because only I know what’s good for you. BEHAVE!”
As for the substance of the speech? Do you really want me to go there and spoil your weekend?
I didn’t think so.
This is going to be the “I’m the wise world experienced teacher hag, and you are just all misbehaving children. “Clap, clap.” new Hillary Clinton image. She is taking control. Telling us all…what to do…or else.
If there is one thing that is more unbearable than a liar, it’s a liar who wants to be your mother- knows-best.
AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
In the eyes of the liberals, all American, are children to be reprimanded, controlled, and sent to bed without the Hostess cupcake.
While they eat them all….and Hillary is proof.
Nobody Remembers the REAL Reason for Mistletoe
Nobody Remembers
I don’t meet too many men in kilts do you? But today, but there he was…towing over me…over six feet four, long blond hair to his shoulders, sporting a big, thick gray beard, standing in front of me proudly showing off his blue kilt…..telling me he was the runt of the litter. I didn’t catch his name…but it was Mcsomething or other, and it was his store I was in: a store full of kilts, and hats, and dragons, and crosses, and sheets of arms, and history galore.
It was boring, hot, and humid out–and I had been out in it all day. It was cool in this shop, and wonderfully full of history. We got into a conversations about clans, and Scots—- Wales and Ireland— and the sad demise of red hair.
“So, are you in favor of the Scots getting their independence?” I asked.
“Well, have you heard that the Vikings, who own the oil fields, want official recognition of their special status and they may use their vast oil reserves as a bargaining chip to win the right to referendum, if the Scots do not vote for Independence?”
Okay. I had no idea we still had Viking, but evidently in the Shetland Islands, there are about 23,000 of them, and they claim to be…Vikings. And the Scots, NEED that oil. I wouldn’t mess with them.
And then, while we were talking about the Knights of the Templar, somehow he got on the subject of warriors…and Mistletoe. He described some ancient battle that had taken place, long ago in Celtic land…and how it ended under Mistletoe.
What? Yes, there’s more to Mistletoe than kissing.
He took me to a doorway, and pointed up to a 8×11 picture frame, which hung underneath a Mistletoe, and on which, this was inscribed:
Mistletoe
In ancient Celtic language Mistletoe means “All Heal”. It was believed that the Mistletoe held miraculous magical qualities. Healing and making poisons harmless, it was used for fertility in animals and humans, it gave protection from witchcraft and evil spirits and brought good luck and blessings.
It was considered so scared in fact that when enemies happened to meet in the forest under Mistletoe they would lay down their arms and call a truce until the next day.
From this custom came the practice of hanging Mistletoe in a doorway or middle of a room as a token of peace and good will
to all comers.
In cultures across pre-Christian Europe, mistletoe was seen as a representation of divine male essence (and thus romance, fertility and vitality).
I was so in wonder at the story, that the man took DOWN the frame, and the fake mistletoe about it, and handed it to me.
“No…I can’t take that..let me pay you for it.” I said.
“Hey, I can give this to you if I want to, hell, it’s my store.” he said.
To which he got a big hug from me, and come to think about it, I was too flabbergasted to do much of anything but smile.
And then he said, “There is another custom about the mistletoe that I don’t tell anyone, and that’s you pluck a berry THAN you can kiss the girl until all the berries all gone. One berry equals one kiss. But when all the berries are gone, that’s it. No more kisses. I don’t want people plucking all the berries off, so I don’t mention that bit.”
I was thinking about giving the mistletoe and the history to a friend, but…how could I part with such a nice gift from a complete stranger?
So think about this: Men in the heat of battle stopping DEAD in their tracks…due to some parasitic weed. Can you imagine Isis doing that?
Someday I’m going back to that store, and this time, I’m taking my camera. I will never look upon Mistletoe the same way.
In fact, it’s going above my doorway and staying there all year round.
Nobody’s Fool: Kirk Herbstreit
Nobody’s Fool
This last year, sports has become a platform for politics.
It’s one thing for the liberals to get into our eating habits, now they are using sports as another means to promote their agenda: which is usually don’t offend anybody: gays, or Indians.
But, Kirk Herbstreit put some common sense back into play:
From Newsbusters:
The ESPN announcer responded by strongly disagreeing with Costas’ decision to inject politics into his sports duties:
Well I work on two shows, College GameDay in the morning, studio show like you guys do. I’ll talk about that topic…I’m going to break down the game, analyze the game, the subject matters involving that night and that broadcast. I just don’t think that’s the platform to do that. I agree with Al.
As NewsBusters has documented, Costas has a long history of pushing his liberal agenda while covering sports for NBC. In December of 2012, Costas blamed an NFL player’s murder-suicide on guns by proclaiming “If Jovan Belcher didn’t possess a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today.” During the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia, Costas proclaimed that Vladimir Putin was a better statesman that President Obama.
Costas has also weighed in on the debate over the Washington Redskins name, insisting in October 2013 that “Redskins can’t possibly honor a heritage…It’s an insult, a slur.” While Costas has eagerly talked politics while covering sports, millions of Americans would likely agree with ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit that politics and sports shouldn’t mix.
So, congratulations Kirk Herbstreit, you win the Nobody’s Fool award for the week, for expressing what most everyone feels who is a sports fan:
Please…just call the game guys.
http://bob-costas-pushing-political-agenda-during-games
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
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