Shades of Gray Makes Anal Sex Popular: Oh…Great.
Nobody Wonders
As I watched my local TV morning news…there was a female doctor talking to the local reporter about a most interesting habit happening in St. Louis wih teenagers: anal sex is real popular.
It seems there was a book that was VERY popular last year, a trilogy called “Fifty Shades of Gray” which has lots of sex, and there must be some anal sex in it.
I haven’t read it. BUT…this doctor was stating that because of this book, teenage high school girls were having a lot of anal sex (instead of the normal heterosexual sex) so as to ‘save’ themselves and that she wanted to tell these girls that they could catch all the dreaded venereal disease this way, even with a condom. She said that not only that, but there was a problem with tearing of the anus, and then you have infection problems…and it’s painful…etc. You know, real facts.
And not exactly what I wanted to hear with my morning breakfast.
So while I was listening to this, you have to admit that physically speaking the anus was not built to handle the male penis. It closes up. It’s physical purpose is for elimination. And yet, this sex book is selling the idea to young kids all over the country and who the heck knows why, unless it’s to give all woman the idea that anal sex is just as normal as the usual God intended way, and therefore they will all think homosexual sex is normal because, HEY…they do it too!
And now…Nobody Wonders, how much more stupid can we all get?
Answer Is: Just watch. I’m waiting for the next thriller about fornication with dogs.
I can’t help but remember…the Divinci Code, And —when is Tom Hanks going to make the movie
Shades of Gray?
Nobody Wonders.
Nobody Knows: Syria, Underage Sex, Gays, More Sex, Hurricane Sandy
Nobody Knows
Obama’s Red Line
Nobody Knows exactly why Obama came out today to talk about why he is hesitating on rushing into Syria— although he drew a line in the sand when Syria used chemical weapons, the tough guy now claims they don’t know who the chemical weapons belonged to, so he’s not going to jump to conclusions like he did when that white cop tried to arrest his black professor friend.
No…he didn’t say that. He just talked forever and like a good politician, said nothing. 
President Obama said during a press conference Tuesday that the use of chemical weapons in Syria could be a “game changer” in the U.S. response to the conflict, but he made clear his administration first needs more evidence. the rebels have specifically requested antitank weapons and surface-to-air missiles. weapons are falling into the hands of al-Qaeda-linked Islamist militants fighting alongside Syrian opposition forces.
Nobody Knows if he is going to give the Syrian rebels, who are Al-Quada, all the weapons they want, because according to many sources he is already doing it. That’s what Benghazi was about according to many reports. Obama was using Benghazi to transfer weapons to the rebels in Syria Via Turkey.
This way, when we see American weapons in the hands of Al Qaeda he can just say they got those weapons after Benghazi…giving himself protection.
Obama isn’t going up against Putin: He’s not that smart.
The Morning After Pill
Your Obama government wants to let 15- year-olds have sex: It’s okay. “We got your back!”
Today, Plan B One-Step is sold behind pharmacy counters, and buyers must prove they’re 17 or older to buy it without a prescription. Tuesday’s decision by the Food and Drug Administration lowers the age limit and will allow the pill to sit on drugstore shelves next to spermicides or other women’s health products and condoms — but anyone who wants to buy it must prove their age at the cash register.
So…you see, if you’re 15, you can buy the pill and hand it over to your 12 year old sister. 
Makes sense to me.
And speaking of “this doesn’t make sense”
Feminists Gets Attention:
Nobody Knows just how bored young women are these days:
PITTSBURGH (KDKA) – Students at Carnegie Mellon say it’s freedom of expression, but the Catholic Diocese of Pittsburgh calls it inappropriate and disrespectful. At an annual art school parade, a female student dressed up as the pope, and was naked from the waist down while she passed out condoms.
Even more, witnesses say the woman had shaved her pubic hair in the shape of a cross.
I would like to know how many witnesses saw this cross, wouldn’t you? I bet Nobody Knows but Nobody Wonders how many of them had a religious experience upon the mere sight?
Gays in Sports
Obama got so excited about a black gay basketball player saying he was gay..that he called him on the phone and immediately the press took the hint and proclaimed that all gays should come out of the closet because jocks are, let’s face it: Not fond of gays.
And one jock got a lot of flak for speaking his mind;.
Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III on Tuesday complained about the “tyranny of political correctness” currently holding Americans “hostage.” His comments, posted on his official Twitter account, come as some people are demanding the Redskins change their team name because of its “racist” meaning.
“In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness,” Griffin tweeted.
So far, there are no reports that Obama has called Griffin and praised him on his courage.
I would. Hand me the phone.
Remember Hurricane Sandy?
The Hurricane that pushed a lame-duck President back into office because the Republican New Jersey Governor, (Chris Christie) got Obama to help him push a $60 billion dollars check over to his state, has not been forgotten by the poor people that suffered from it.
Youttube wouldn’t let me transfer the video..but here is Chris moaning about how hard it is to get all that money to the people that need it.Chris Christie
It’s just SO hard to manage that kind of money. (Really. Give it to me, I’ll hand it out.)
Nevertheless, it’s been six months and the poor people up in New York and Jersey are still living without electric, and houses, and almost 200 families are about to be homeless again.
“I think the next six months will be a whole lot better than the previous six, and that’s because we learned from the mistakes of Katrina in how to put this thing together,” Schumer said.
Really? If they learned from Katrina, why didn’t they use what they learned in the first six months?
I would laugh and say, “You gotta love a politician!” but…I can’t. Sorry.
Nobody Knows where all that money will end up, but you can bet, it will not go to the victims of Hurricane Sandy.
Virginia Beach Attack
Nobody Reports
When you have a black ‘President’ and he’s ‘got your back’ there is nothing you can’t do. And that’s exactly what’s happening all over the country with the black kids, they are going on a big crime party, destroying property and attacking people… and it continues.
This just in from WND: About 40,000 black students wreaked Virginia Beach…for fun.
Denial Johnson says this;
“Because it was a group of young black college people everyone is scared to say anything for fear of being called a racist,” he said in a post to a Virginian-Pilot news story. “It is what it is – these people come to the Beach and do everything in there [sic] power to intimidate the local and visiting White people at the Beach – rude – disrespectful – dirty and violent – They come here and treat our beach like a toilet On Saturday afternoon I went to the Harris Teeter and a LARGE group of young black visitors were in the parking lot drinking and playing loud music – intimidating locals – I called the police and even though 2 cop cars drove by nothing was done!” Police reported 300 emergency calls to 911 Saturday night involving at least three shootings, three stabbings and three robberies. That they know of.
It seems about 40,000 black kids attacked the white people on the beach and the stores and acted like the spoiled thugs that they are
The “College Beach Weekend 2013″ party was organized by several black promoters for black fraternity members at several area colleges. Their invitations can be seen at http://beachweekva.com. Their tweets cam be followed at #beach weekend.
The family of Anas Harmache owns a restaurant in Virginia Beach. He posted a video on his Facebook page that captured some of black mob violence.
“These guys destroyed my family’s store, beat a kid senseless and put my dad’s life in danger,” said Harmache. “When I called the cops not one person showed up.”
Gee….Obama wants to be our “dad”…so…when is “dad” going to say something to his children? 
Nobody’s Perfect: Massachusetts VS Sheila Jackson
Nobody’s Perfect:
When it comes to stealing taxpayers money, we have two very close contestants this week.
FIRST: That lovable I’m black and I’m proud queen of the chamber potty-mouth: Sheila (I’ll slap your mama) Jackson.
It seems the good representative of Texas likes to travel…and she wanted to travel the world to visit all the communists countries—at our expense:
According to the House Committee on the Judiciary — Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Tex., “traveled around the world on an official trip in February that cost American taxpayers $23,646. led by Sen. Mary Landrieu, D-La., — traveled first to Seoul and Hanoi in South Korea and then to Cambodia—But as Cooper noted Monday, Lee didn’t travel with CODEL. While other members of the delegation traveled together for the Feb. 16-22 trip, Lee took separate commercial flights to the region, and then left early on another commercial fight through Frankfurt Germany to explore ways they could “assist the region on child welfare reform and international adoptions.” Lee routinely upgrades her airline seats to first class.
Sheila evidently is a queen of righteous discontent if she isn’t treated like royalty, or Obama’s ugly step-sister. Not only does she insists she is chauffeured exactly ONE block from work to her apartment, (200 paces) she’s been known to throw hussy fits on planes if they don’t have the food she wants. There was a report that one time she got really angry when she found the menu didn’t include a seafood special she wanted.
“Don’t you know who I am? I’m Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee. Where is my seafood meal? I know it was ordered!”
Nobody Knows how many couples in Texas want to adopt babies from Vietnam, but you would think that it would be low on the totem pole of Texas concerns.
Yes, We have wasted a lot of money on Sheila, who flies first class everywhere. But let’s just say, for her last trip, it costs the taxpayers a rounded, $50,000 (Come on…You know they jiggle the figures)
And then there’s Massachusetts. To let everyone know they are decent and loving people, evidently Massachusetts likes to make terrorists so comfortable the killers of the Boston Marathon lead a very cushy life at our expense.
The Tsarnaev family, including the suspected terrorists and their parents, benefited from more than $100,000 in taxpayer-funded assistance — a bonanza ranging from cash and food stamps to Section 8 housing from 2002 to 2012, the Herald has learned. This has since expanded its probe to include a full history of the benefits received by the entire Tsarnaev family.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award this week?
You know, I have to say…Massachusetts. Liberalism is a disease, and people are dead and lives changed forever because of their stupidity.
What do you expect from a state who hatched Ted Kennedy?
But…oh you KNOW I really wanted Sheila to win and my only consolation is:
With Sheila Jackson you know, there will be a next time.
We Are All Just Toads In Obama’s Cyberworld.
Nobody Flashes
Due to work projects created by the recent tornado here, I didn’t get to post my usual Nobody’s Email on Sunday.
So, here’s one that will make you laugh. I can really relate to this poor frog since Obama became President. They keep promising us stuff and it never comes.
I know–you might be thinking, what can’t you relate to politics, Joyanna? Answer: not much.
(Thanks to J.R.)
Amnesty: WTF Are They Thinking?!
Nobody’s Opinion:
Hey…whatever happened to Kim Jung Un? What did we hear about for weeks upon end just last month? Everyone was asking, since he dare not start a nuclear war with the United States, how was he going to back out gracefully? Every single day he threatened us.
As we all know, Obama is not very good with taking care of foreign crisis’, so when the Boston Marathon bombing happened, all eyes were turned off Kim Jung Un and onto the tragedy of a bunch of people getting their legs blown off on a sunny day by two college boys.
While this news was good for Kim Jung Uno, the bombing wasn’t so good for Obama’s favorite subject at the moment: amnesty.
The best summation of the amnesty bill that I found was this article written by one of my favorite fighters: Phyllis Schlafly, who so often gets it right, so of course, she is not put up in the mainstream or even mentioned by Rush Limbaugh or Bill O’Reilly, or any of the big boys. That’s why I am showing her off here. 
Here’s part of her column here:
The amnesty proposal cooked up by six Senators who claim to be bipartisan is essentially the same plan that aroused the fury of the grassroots in 2007 and covered Congressmen with a tsunami of messages. However, this time we know the cost, and that’s truly scary. Robert Rector of the Heritage Foundation estimates that this amnesty plan will cost the U.S. taxpayers “$2.5 Trillion above any taxes paid in” because the majority of illegal aliens who would eventually be legalized by the proposal are uneducated and poor. At least 60% are high school dropouts so they live below the poverty level and will be eligible to receive many of our 79 varieties of welfare handouts. What they may pay in income taxes will be nullified by the cash refunds known as Earned Income Tax Credit. The entire plan should be illegal because it violates a federal law that anyone granted entry into the U.S. must be financially self-supporting and not likely to become a public charge.
She goes and reminds us that Hugo Chavez would be against this bill:
Chavez was vehemently opposed to illegal’s coming across the Mexican border because they took jobs from legal immigrants. He ordered union members to call the Immigration and Naturalization Service and report illegals working in the fields so our government could deport them. Chavez got his supporters to picket INS offices to demand a crackdown on illegals, and he offered staff to the INS to serve as volunteer border guards to keep Mexicans from sneaking into the U.S.
One in three immigrant-headed households already participates in at least one major welfare program. Green card holders are already eligible for Medicaid, TANF, Supplemental Security Income, child care assistance, food stamps, and a variety of other welfare benefits and public aid programs.
In other words: Are we nuts?
There is no doubt that this bill, along with Obamacare will break the American dream, probably forever.
Americans should get just as mad about this as they did about gun control, but as Phyllis says; they are all using the “Christian” card, using the guilt card to put your own noose around your own neck.
Rubio is out front on this. Nobody Thinks he will be on the ticket with Jeb Bush in 2016. Both parties just want the votes of the illegals. They don’t care about the American citizen anymore, or the American dream.
It’s pretty clear.
Read her excellent piece, Amnesty=Suicide for Republican Party.
A Liberal Has a Rare Moment of Clarity
Nobody Flashes
Here’s something you don’t see often: A liberal in the media actually coming to his senses, if only for a brief minute.
Enjoy this, because you won’t see it often.
Remembering Our Presidents
Nobody Remembers
Once again, the timing of the dedication of x-President, George W. Bush’s library, couldn’t have had come at a more propitious time. The nation had just been attacked by Muslim radicals, giving the Bush family a platform to remind us all, that Bush kept us safe throughout the rest of his Presidency after 9/11. And in this light, it was okay for George himself to push for another Bush in the White House: His brother, Jeb.
As I watched the former Presidents all standing, and then the speeches, I can’t say that any one of them talked about what THEY had done for our country. It was all about how they, while doing the ‘toughest’ job in the world…changed the world, and plan to keep on doing it.
Not much about helping America. No mention of the hard times we are going through now.
I posted Jimmy Carter’s speech, simply because to me, what all of the former Presidents seem to be most proud about is what they have accomplished in other countries. That’s all they bragged about in all their speeches. According to the former Presidents, Bush’s best legacy was his work on aids in Africa. Clinton, Carter, and Obama all mentioned it.
George W. himself continued his great theme of globalization. America’s future is to spread democracy around the world. Never mind that since Bush and Obama, the trillions of American dollars spent to spread democracy around the world has not done a damn thing but strengthen more tyrants and America haters abroad, and destroyed the economy at home.
The theme of Bush’s library is freedom. But…while he dreams of spreading freedom all over the world, in America, the citizens continue to lose theirs.
The Bush doctrine is that only in freedom will democracy flourish, while true and noble….it makes no sense to a religion based on anything BUT freedom. All the children of Islam are brainwashed before they start to walk. I guess Bush thinks sometime 3,000 years from now, the world’s population of Muslims will decide to vote for someone who goes against everything they’ve learned from birth, and will thank George Bush for saving them from poverty and giving them democracy.
Frankly, I don’t see it happening.
Nobody Thinks that the reason all these Presidents have to praise themselves on how what they personally did to further and help the world is because none of them have down a damn thing to help Americans. All of them are too busy helping the rest of the world. Globalization may make good speeches and wonderful ideas for American Presidents who build multi-billion dollar museums to themselves and keep their own families working forever, but they all just become another part of the 1 percent that live among the rich and famous. The Presidential museums will be the last remaining things standing if we keep on this “We will fix the world” path.
George W. Bush comes off as a very sweet and likable man, but so does Bill Clinton. But, they were paid to work for America…not to eliminate poverty all over the world because it makes them feel better about themselves. (Or helps out big corporations who want into the global markets.) We must not judge Presidents on how much we like them as people, but on what they have done for us. And let’s be frank: None of them can be considered great.
So, when Bush started crying at the end of his speech— when he said the future of America will be great…a lot of us felt like crying with him. Everyone said he was crying because of all his friends. But to those watching, he was crying because America might never recover, and he knows it.
Personally, I don’t think Bush is that dumb.
Instead of talking about what they have all done for America, all they could talk about is how much money they sent out to the rest of the world. It’s enough to make you mad. And we still have good men dying in Afghanistan.
After the ceremony, I came across this video of Daniel Hannan, explaining how Margaret Thatcher took a dying England and brought it back to life. It’s what we need here. A President that takes care of his country: FIRST.
That’s what we should have heard today: George W. Bush could have brought America’s strength back. Instead, he choose his own course of “saving the world.”..and because he chose the wrong course, the communists, came forward.
George…you broke my heart.
You know, maybe our “Presidents” should just start building their libraries in Africa, and Iraq, and all over the world. And I apologize tonight to anyone who feels I’m too cynical about them all, because frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn about any of them.
And I will spend the rest of my life, trying NOT to remember the years I spent feeling betrayed, by each and every one of them.
Nobody’s Fool: Chris Crane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8hilg3NAkY&feature=player_embedded
Nobody’s Fool
Obama started talking about immigration today at X President George W. Bush’s dedication of his big library. On this subject, all the Bushes are on board with amnesty as is Obama. Jeb Bush has reminded us that by 2050 we will be a Spanish-speaking nation. The American people have been pushed aside, and lied to…as the rich elite rulers do everything they can to push ahead with the flood of Mexican immigrants.
Chris Crane, the President of ICE (border agents) is trying to wake everybody up. He was arrested trying to get his opinion heard by the “Gang of Eight” which tells you how our ‘leaders’ could care less about the American people.
I had trouble posting the above video of Chris Crane’s argument about immigration. Youtube is not letting anyone else transfer this video to their sites. At least not to MY site. Or maybe it’s WordPress..I’m not sure.
But Chris Crane is my Nobody’s Fool of the week…so I hope you will click on the above address and go listen to what Chris Crane, who represents all the ICE agents, has to say about what our country, with the help of Marco Rubio…is about to do, against the citizen’s wishes.
It’s amnesty, and we will be flooded with even more millions if the latest immigration bill is passed. It’s clear, we are no longer represented in Congress. In the video below, Chris explains the problems that the ICE agents have had. They get paid…to do…nothing.
New Law: No Disrupting Schools or Drug Dealers
Nobody Wins
Once upon a time, the only thing that could get you in trouble in the land of the free and the home of the brave was squeezing the Charmin.
But, not anymore. The Boston bomber wasn’t the only one arrested last week, two other very dangerous individuals were also arrested by our brave law officers, but in different states.
First Dangerous Criminal: From Virginia…Jared Lardieri it seems wore ‘offensive’ clothing to school, so he was suspended and then, arrested.
This from the Blaze:
Allen Lardieri (Jared’s father) says that he was informed by Logan City Police on Thursday that his son was facing two charges, obstructing an officer and disrupting the education process. However, Jared’s attorney Ben White says that wasn’t the police department’s call to make.
“He was arrested, he was put into handcuffs, he was removed from the school and brought to the Logan City Police Department,” White said. “Charges aren’t officially filed or brought until the prosecuting attorney’s signs off on them and they don’t do that willy nilly. They do that after a thorough investigation.”
While you and I know, there IS no education process going on in our public schools to disrupt, there had to be another reason he was expelled. Obviously the teachers were very upset at someone expressing their support of the Constitution, which according to the 1st and 4th amendment, gives him the right to have a gun, and wear a tee-shirt with a picture of it on the front. After all, he didn’t bring a gun to school.
So, not only do they want guns outlawed, they want the pictures of the guns outlawed too. Unless of course your tee- shirt had a picture of a police officer holding a M-16. THAT would be okay.
The school district’s dress code prohibits profanity, violence, discriminatory messages, but as noted in this report, gun images are not on the list.
What seemed to really make the elites high and mighty liberal teachers mad, was that most of the students were supporting the kid and were wearing the same shirts.
Second Dangerous Criminal: In Missouri, the land of “Drugs are sold in hallways of all high schools” a mother got so frustrated with watching her kid get hooked on heroin, she went after the heroin pusher herself, because the armed cops could care less, and she is now facing up to a year in jail:
A Missouri mother is becoming a bit of a folk hero after facing charges for attacking her son’s alleged heroin dealer with an aluminum baseball bat.
Sherrie Gavan of Imperial, near St. Louis, was arraigned Monday on charges of third-degree assault. According to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, she tried everything to protect her son, Clayton, including change his high school. But when all of her efforts failed, the desperate mother drove to the home of 21-year-old Joshua Loyd — her son’s presumed heroin dealer — and struck him with an aluminum bat. She claimed that she went to Loyd’s home to tell him to stay away from her son and her family, but after witnessing Loyd retrieve an item from his car, she became fearful. That’s when she returned to her car to get the bat.
“How can we as law enforcement turn our backs on someone who has been assaulted?” Boyer told the paper. “I understand her intentions, but we have laws.”
Yes…that’s the new mantra: We have laws. And you cannot assault our drug dealers.
How do we fight this insanity? Well…if all the kids in all the public schools got NRA tee-shirts and wore them every day, sooner or later they’d have to close the schools down.
Pity.
As for the mother: She picked the wrong weapon. I would have smacked him really hard in the head with an NRA tee-shirt. According to Obama’s law, it’s a very dangerous weapon.
Nobody Wonders How Much Baloney We Can Eat
Nobody Wonders
Last night on Coast to Coast a.m., there were a couple of scientists all excited because they were about to reveal to the world the truth: They found a small 8-year-old body of what seems to be…related to humans. They already tested the DNA.
Nevertheless…to their eyes…it was proof of an alien. And so they immediately made a movie to show the world, and make the governments come out and admit …that aliens are real…and pissed off that we are destroying the planet with fossil fuels.
Now, being as that little skeleton can’t talk, I’m not sure how he told all these scientists that he has come to tell us we are destroying our planet with fossil fuels…unless of course, Al Gore is his real dad. There is a strong resemblance but I don’t think we will ever know for sure.
Nobody Thinks it’s about time that we all join together in hysterical fear…from an attack from an alien planet because we, the nasty humans of the earth, (especially TEXAS) are killing the planet. Therefore, a carbon tax on the United States will have to be enacted as soon as possible because this one very gay scientist who cares so deeply about the planet that he stopped saving lives in the E.R. to make this movie and warn the world insists that: We are not alone…and the aliens will leave MORE than dead 8-year-old bodies among us if we don’t stop driving our cars.
Yes, since the old global warming isn’t taking hold, they had to step it up a notch. FEAR is the new wave of social engineering, because it was the old wave of engineering.
And Carl Sagan would say we need a very strong baloney detector here.
Nobody Knows: Boxing, Matthews, Ricin, Affleck, Internet Taxes
Nobody Knows
Terrorist or Boxing Brain Dead?
Nobody wants to know: Where were the tears from Obama, when he described how cold and heartless it was to place a bomb right at the feet of an innocent 8-year-old boy in Boston? After Sandy Hook, Obama was tearing up so much, people were handing his teleprompter Kleenex’s’. But this attack, left only a pretend to wipe of the corner of the eye.
Nobody Knows if it’s because only three people were killed, or because they did NOT use guns. And the guns they did have were illegal. Or more likely, they weren’t wearing NRA tee-shirts.
The democrats are having a very hard time trying to reconcile the fact that once again we were attacked by Muslim terrorists. The spin control experts went into full “let’s water that down” mode, and called it a ‘religious’ problem. You know…just like the Christians? No difference here.
For the last few days, the poor liberals are having the most frustrating time trying to find out what in the world caused these two normal Porsche driving, dope smoking, regular college boys to want to commit a horrible crime?
And one found the answer: It was Boxing. (via The Right Scoop)
Could the amateur boxing career of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the deceased suspect in last week’s Boston Marathon bombings, have had a role in the massacre? That’s a question leading brain researchers at Boston University’s School of Medicine hope medical examiners look into when they perform an autopsy of the 26-year-old who was killed during a firefight with law enforcement officials early Friday morning.
Nobody Knows if boxing can be blamed for the two brothers shooting a cop in the head so they could get his gun, only to find out, they couldn’t get it out of his holster. But I think we can safely say that there might have been some logical damage in the brain department there.
And speaking of brain damage:
Brain damage or liberal?
Chris Matthews is upset too. He just can’t figure out, and cannot comprehend, how two young American boys, who were going to college in Boston, driving around in Mercedes, could possibly do such a thing:
CLINT VAN ZANDT, FBI PROFILER: No, it’s really coming together. I mean, there’s — as terrible as this case is and was, there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of heavy lifting. We’ve got the two primary individuals. It’s obvious that they had hands on the devices. The pieces we don’t have, Chris, are where was their inspiration? Where did they get the guidance? Who taught them how to build the bombs? Where did they build them? These are a lot of questions.
MATTHEWS: Why is that important? Why is that important to — is that important to prosecuting? I mean, what difference does it make why they did it if they did it? I’m being tough here. But I don’t know whether, when you look at all this evidence —
What difference does it make how anyone gets killed said Hillary Clinton. Didn’t Hillary say the exact same thing about the poor dead guys in Benghazi? It makes no difference how anybody dies. They’re just dead. Don’t judge. It’s all the same.
Can we assume both Hillary and Matthews have been boxing?
Boxing at the Justice Department:
On the other hand, Nobody Knows how the Justice Department made the big mistake, of arresting the wrong guy in last week’s Ricin scare:
During a court hearing yesterday, lawyers for Curtis contended that he had been framed and pointed investigators toward James Everett Dutschke, a 41-year-old Tupelo man with whom Curtis has feuded. Like Curtis, Dutschke is a martial arts expert, a musician, and a Mensa member.
So…we are to believe that a person with a high IQ sent the letters to the President actually thinking that logically, in this day and age, Obama would personally open it, and thereby die? 
SURE we are! He’s a Republican. They had the wrong guy, obviously.
(Nobody Knows how much boxing is going on at the workout gyms of the Justice Department, but Nobody suspects a LOT. )
And speaking of the wrong guy.
Boxing at the movies:
Ben Affleck is helping out the new globalization redistribution project:
Oscar winner Ben Affleck is joining in the effort to promote the Live Below the Line poverty-awareness and fundraising campaign, according to published reports.
The anti-poverty campaign challenges those who sign up to live on $1.50 a day for food and drink for five days.
The figure is derived from the World Bank’s definition of extreme poverty. About 1.4 billion of the world’s 7 billion people live on less than $1.50 a day, according to the charity’s
So Ben is going to live on $1.50 a day…how? Will he park his limo in McDonald’s?
The real cause of poverty: Hint: it’s not boxing.
Nobody Knows it: but I suspect that after the internet taxes kick in, we will all have to learn how to live on $1.50.
Senate bill S.336, the Marketplace Fairness Act of 2013, would address the longstanding issue of the online sales tax. The Washington Post has a good rundown that outlines in simple terms the issues pertaining to the bill:
To start, collecting taxes online in every state can be a technical nightmare for many smaller companies. The technical issues in mapping all the appropriate state and local taxes to their proper destinations can be complex and cumbersome for retailers that aren’t necessarily equipped with all the technical resources of larger companies. It would also require changes from many states and localities. Obama has indicated that he supports the bill, according to White House spokesman Jay Carney.
White House spokesman Jay Carney says the Senate bill would level the playing field for small businesses and brick-and-mortar retailers that are undercut by online companies.
Nobody Knows how “level” that playing field is now, but right now, it’s the big companies that always win. What this really means is that the divide between the rich and the poor is only going to get bigger.
We might all have to take up boxing to survive.
Nobody Forgets Earthday
Nobody Reports
To show you how much I pay attention to global warming idiots, I completed forgot Earth Day…which was yesterday. So, in honor of all the people out there who are really offended that millions of people, like me, forgot to celebrate their favorite holiday, let them know, that I picked up branches from my lawn yesterday, and kicked some dirt. I sprayed my gardenia bush that I managed to keep alive all winter with some water and a glow lamp. And I watched the bunnies on my lawn. It was really…a very special day. I just don’t know what came over me….it simply slipped my mind.
If you must blame someone, blame Mother Nature.
I also want them to know that I am completely in support of letting giraffes swim in elite swimming pools, and everyone having a green toilet that lights up in the dark. I would support Mayor Bloomberg mandating that all New York restaurants have them installed, because we all know how much New Yorker’s love Mayor Bloomberg watching out for them. Not to mention, all the janitors would appreciate having to work less hours because of everyone being able to SEE the toilets when they are drunk. More illegals would come out of the shadows!
So…Nobody Says: Happy Earth Day!— all you Earth loving dweebies, and I send apologies in advance because no doubt, I will forget it next year too.
One can only hope.
Nobody’s Perfect: The Boston Cops
Nobody’s Perfect
Here we see some very dangerous terrorists being rounded up and caught by the brave Boston police. Good thing they caught these guys. No telling what kind of insidious tea party was going on in this house. No doubt they were serving Sam Adams beer. That old lady looks especially dangerous. And the dog…OMG. It’s a good thing those guys had guns.
That dog looked like a trained killer.
I’m sure whoever took this video will get an award for posting it on YouTube. Now we see, why it took such a loooooog time to catch the wounded Muslim. They had to search each and every house…and that took hours. They sure do have a hard job.
Good thing Bostonians aren’t like their ancestors, my goodness…can you even imagine?
Yes, the Boston police…Not perfect, but they’re getting there.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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