To Nude…or Not to Nude…
Nobody Reports
Just after Royal Harry was caught wandering around Las Vegas, nude, and showing various prostitutes his expertise with cocaine, well— Boys will be boys—
The Queen offs him off to Afghanistan for punishment.
Sitting and having to watch that last Olympic Showdown must have been too great a strain on the lad.
BUT…when the future Queen Kate is caught lounging around showing off her naked breasts outside on somebody else’s porch, because you know, that’s how the Royals like to relax..nude….because let’s face it: Wearing all those millions dollar outfits is really hard work—The Queen goes all into a huff and sued the magazine who’s reporter voyeur was just waiting for the score.
Now I don’t care what kind of BS they put out about Royal privacy….the rulers of the world want a pass. It’s okay for them to put up an actual bloody police state, with camera’s recording every single citizen’s every single move but oh..catch them with their clothes off..and you will be punished.
Maybe all the woman in England should start flashing those corner cameras in support.
Here’s the deal. You can’t tell me, that with all the ‘properness” of being a Queen that somewhere in the Manuel it doesn’t say “Don’t take your clothes off outside because YOU are being watched.’
What kind of idiot does that? I can only assume that Kate either 1) Like Harry didn’t give a hoot about anyone and is a spoiled brat, or 2) She has a big ego about herself and wants to be photographed.
So what does the Queen do? She sends them off to the Solomon Islands for a photo shoot, where the women are KNOWN to go around like the natives, and Kate is photographed in her lovely clothes again. And where.. the local negroes carry the Prince and his bride like they should…on thrones.
Tell me, where else in the world can you get a bunch of negroes to carry you on a throne?
Funny: Nobody finds this offensive, in the 21st century?—A Prince and his Bride being carried on a throne by negroes.
In other news more pertinent to the days event’s, Cindy Adams reported this on her site this little nugget.”
Reported to me, Henry Kissinger has stated — and I quote the statement word for word: “In 10 years, there will be no more Israel.”
I repeat: “In 10 years, there will be no more Israel.”
Ten Years? Nobody Thinks…has anyone in the news asked him…WHY?
What she didn’t say was whether he said this with a smile.
Government Motto: We Don’t Have the Records, We Just Spend the Money”
Nobody Knows
Nobody Knows where our tax dollars REALLY go, because as you see, they just spend the money…and don’t keep any records.
How would you feel f you ask your wife where last week’s paycheck went and she said,…”I don’t know…I don’t have the recipts honey, I just spend the money and throw them away!”
And Nobody Knows why we paid over $20 million dollars to buy firewood to keep Afghanistan warm…but then again, according to our government, we don’t have to know.
Nobody also doesn’t know why they are sending “gay” ambassordors to Muslim Nations, (the ambassador Chris Stevens was by many reports, gay) when they know in Muslim nations, being gay can bring you a death sentence. And since Obama has welcomed gays, and transformed the military into “outing” the gays in all the units, even though he knows this may put the men in more danger in Muslims nations, can he be held responsible for their deaths?
Why is he not ‘protecting” his gay buddies in Muslim nations? And why are we not talking about this?
Nobody Knows why the man who made this awful video everybody is talking about, gave over a million dollars to Obama’s reelection, and Nobody Knows if he would do it again, or if he’ll get his money back.
Probably not since they don’t keep any records, Nobody Knows where that money went.
Why hasn’t Obama come out to “protect” the rights of “gay” ambassadors?
Nobody Knows, but we can guess.
Nobody’s Perfect: Rahm Emanuel VS The Sun
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have two major orbs…not measuring up to perfection:
First: Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel.
Rahm, who by all measures of common sense is running a city with no money, was getting so impatient with the 25,000 union Chicago teachers not being able to agree to 4 raises, and jobs for life, so he went to court to force them to go back to work.
Nobody would have made them all lose weight before they came back to work, because of the sheer WEIGHT of these some of these people are causing a severe danger to our national security, but Michelle Obama so far, is silent.
These teachers are furious. Maybe it’s all that fat. It’s not about the money. They make more than any union teachers in the country. NO..they did NOT feel that any kid had to learn..no fault of theirs they claim, and they don’t want to be held to any kind of standards…that’s for the EPA. They just wanted to wait another week to bully that Jew, Rahm into submission.
Those parents are going to start screaming for them.
The union immediately condemned Emanuel’s play in court, in which the city said “a vulnerable population has been cast adrift,” as an act of vindictiveness by a “bullying” mayor who was attempting to “thwart our democratic process.” “It’s another bullying tactic that, unfortunately, if he wants teachers back in the schools, he should have stayed away from that type of action,” said Jay Rehak, a longtime high school English teacher. “It only incites, rather than tones down the rhetoric.”
It’s great to see two bullies fighting isn’t it? IF the teachers get what they want, they will all be out of a job anyway in a few years because Chicago will become the next DETROIT and Obama will have to come and bail it out. That is, IF Obama stays in power. Rahm “the missing finger fish, man” has bought up his children so well.

He’s in…trouble.
Second: The Sun.
Ralm Emanuel is not the only great orb in the universe who is not perfect–it seem our sun is–(According to Al Gore) not perfect—it’s just too round.
A mystery surrounds the shape of the Sun – it is just too perfectly round, scientists have said. In fact the Sun turns out to be one of the roundest objects ever measured. Scaled down to the size of a beach ball, the difference between the Sun’s widest and narrowest diameters would be far less than the width of a human hair.
This, according to the scientists (who no doubt went to school in Chicago) is a horrible mistake. It doesn’t matter that it supports all life on earth and without it, we’d all be popsicles, no…it not suppose to be round!
Ahh…..
Will the Chicago Teachers get humongous raises, health care benefits, yearly vacation to Hawaii, and continue to keep up their fine standards of teaching without being “punished” thereby leaving the 350,000 children of Chicago without a decent education and doomed to jail time or murder victims for the rest of their lives?
You bet. It’s an election year.
Will the Sun stop shining because some dimwit scientists are upset about the fact that it’s pretty perfect, and they think it should NOT be?
Nope.
The good news is: We can pretty much count on the fact that the sun will be around longer than Ralm Emanuel. And that’s a good thing, because most of the kids in Chicago are going to have to learn to grow their own food.
Michelle Obama….is already on it.
ET Williams Driving Blacks to Common Sense
Nobody Reports
If you are white, and are tired of hearing how your feelings about Obama are racist…here’s a man who will pick up your spirits. ET Williams, not only gives a great rant to blacks about why Obama is not good for them, but he does it while driving!
I have trouble driving and thinking! I don’t know how he does it….
Warning though…his speech is filled with several choice words.
Enjoy!
Who You Gonna Call? KING OBAMATUT!
Nobody Opinion
Who you going to call when Al Qaeda strikes you here in your hometown?
WHEN THERE’S SOMTHING STRANGE…IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD–
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? O..BAMMM MA!
WHEN THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE… AND IT DON’T LOOK GOOD–
If America wasn’t the laughing stock of the world before, we are now. To have an American President, his Secretary of State, his UN Ambassador, and his White House Press secretary…all declare that the recent murders and attack on our embassy’s all over the world were because of some movie and the “horrible’ speech in that movie…a MOVIE that was made by an Egyptian/American Christian –and that it was the movie that angered the Muslims all over the world…NOT the hatred for Obama or America—It leaves Nobody wondering if we should send some real Ghostbusters to the White House. That place is haunting us. I think King Tut is hiding somewhere in Obama’s bathroom. In fact, I think he really thinks he’s a decendant. (see video)
This “Everybody loves Obama, and we really don’t want you to speak against Muslims” policy from the Obama administration is almost beyond belief.
Or is it?
If this isn’t proof that the man in the White House is dangerous, I don’t know what is. In fact, only one good woman has been calling the alarm on this man, and long before 9/11: Michelle Bachmann.
“Last October, many prominent Islamic organizations wrote a letter to the White House,” Bachmann said, “where they urged our White House to do a complete purge from any federal training materials from references to the ideology of Islam to ensure that all trainers in our U.S. military, our FBI and other U.S. security agencies be retrained so they would be brainwashed in political correctness toward Islam. That’s enforced Islamic speech codes here in the United States. And all done with the help of our president and secretary of state.”
Bachmann, who also called Obama “the most dangerous American president we have ever had on foreign policy,” was referring to an FBI probe first reported by Wired Magazine in February that eliminated, wrote Wired, “over 700 pages of documentation from approximately 300 presentations given to agents since 9/11 … describing ‘mainstream’ Muslims as ‘violent.'”
It’s very clear; That the Obama administration could care less about free speech. Why else would the author of that film be…”Interviewed?” Why else change the FBI language to “not offend?” 
Obama will be going after the people that made the film. Obama and Hillary KNOW that too many people are aware of our free speech rights, so they will just arrest people in the name of National Security.
If Obama considers the people that made this film a danger to America (and not the millions of Muslims killing and threatening mass destruction) obviously since it’s their belief it CAUSED the murder of their ambassador, then he can have him arrested and held indefinitely. He gave himself that power and Congress did nothing to stop him. 
The Libyan government says American was warned. Our Ghostbusting MS RICE says…oh no, we were not warned.
WHO YOU GONNA CALL!? OBAMA!
Obama is already training troops for it….to arrest the American citizen.
Obama can’t put us all in jail. We must NOT shut up. If we want to speak out against a Muslim, we have just as much right as they do to speak out against us. Free speech is at hand here.
He will use all his power and his people to “shame” us into not talking against Muslims. So Nobody is going to forget to call it what it is: What the Muslims are doing all over the world is barbaric. And Obama is, as Clint Eastwood pointed out, only thinking about “I.”
And…Who ARE you going to call ?
Nobody calling the Ghostbusters—I think I would stand a better chance of getting help.
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UPDATE: I just heard on the radio as I am posting this…an x Muslim Brotherhood man say that the Brotherhood is here in America, and then…the radio went into a blatent ten second blackout. He says we betrayed the Muslims, and Michelle Bachmann is a right wing nut. He wants people punished who upset Muslims. It’s starting…..
Nobody is 83, But Somebody IS Tired
Nobody Gets Email
This HAS been around the internet for a year or so I think, but it does a good job of expressing the average person’s sentiments. It claims that Bill Cosby said these things, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he did not. So Nobody means any offense if he did NOT. The person that is putting this email and trying to use his image so people will read it should either be hired as a political writer or debunked as a liar by Bill Cosby and the truth is, I’m off to watch a Harry Potter movie, and I just wanted to pass my email along. To research whether Bill Cosby actually said this, is of not serious matter to me. What matters is the content. Since I will be 83 sooner than later, I must admit, spending my time researching whether or not Bill Cosby said this, instead of watching a movie with my husband on his day off…is a no brainer.
And now you know, Nobody is sometimes just another lazy American, BUT…I am NOT on welfare.
(Thanks to Pattie)
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I’m 83 and I’m Tired”
I’m 83. Except for brief period in the 50’s when I was doing my National
Service, I’ve worked hard since I was 17. Except for some serious
Health challenges, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn’t call in sick in nearly
40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn’t inherit my job or my
Income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as
Though retirement was a bad idea, and I’m tired. Very tired.
I’m tired of being told that I have to “spread the wealth” to people who
Don’t have my work ethic. I’m tired of being told the government will take
The money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy
To earn it.
I’m tired of being told that Islam is a “Religion of Peace,” when every day I
Can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and
Daughters for their family “honor”; of Muslims rioting over some slight
Offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren’t
“believers”; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning
Teenage rape victims to death for “adultery”; of Muslims mutilating the
Genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur’an and
Shari’a law tells them to.
I’m tired of being told that out of “tolerance for other cultures” we must let
Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques
And madrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia, New Zealand,
UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to
Fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other
Arab country to teach love and tolerance..
I’m tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global
Warming, which no one is allowed to debate.
I’m tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help
Support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ
Rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses
Or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?
I’m tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all
Parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful
Mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting
Caught. I’m tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.
I’m really tired of people who don’t take responsibility for their lives and
Actions. I’m tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination
Or big-whatever for their problems.
I’m also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and
Early 20’s be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making
Themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government.
Yes, I’m damn tired. But I’m also glad to be 83. Because, mostly, I’m not
Going to have to see the world these people are making. I’m just sorry for
My granddaughter and their children. Thank God I’m on the way out and not
On the way in.
Nobody’s Email: And YOU Thought it was CHINA that we owe!
Nobody Gets Email
Lots of odds and ends this week: Here are some of my favorites! (Thanks to Tom Beebe and amfortas) 

The Ritz in Tunisia is Waiting for YOU!
Nobody Cares
Today ‘President’ Obama finally came out and expressed the fact that America will NOT go into isolation, just because millions of Muslims all over the planet are shouting “Death to America”. No..at the funeral of the four American citizens that used to work for him, Obama was brave…because he knew in his heart…he didn’t make that hated video. Still the American people are not so sure…about all that hatred for us being shown across the planet.
Jay Carney, Obama spokesperson, had this to say to assure the American people that it’s not us, or Obama they hate, but that horrible video.
CARNEY: We also need to understand that this is a fairly volatile situation and it is in response not to United States policy, and not to, obviously, the administration, or the American people, but it is in response to a video, a film that we have judged to be reprehensible and disgusting. That in no way justifies any violent reaction to it, but this is not a case of protests directed at the United States writ large or at U.S. policy, this is in response to a video that is offensive to Muslims.
Well THIS video shows men destroying the US embassy in Tunisia, and I’m so glad to know that they didn’t burn that embassy down due to the fact that they think Americans are rich, fat, lazy, and immoral pigs, dogs, and infidels of the great Allah. Now we know, they won’t hurt that beautiful new Ritz Carlton that’s going up just a few miles from those riots today… because I’m sure the ever-popular American President Obama and his Mochelle will want to vacation there, when they go over to visit his home town. In fact, I’m sure they are expecting the Obama’s as soon as he is reelected…it will make a wonderful first vacation for the whole Obama family! 
- Tunisia is the smallest country in North Africa but that has not stopped Ritz-Carlton Hotel Company to open its first hotel there. The Ritz-Carlton Tunis, Carthage is located in Carthage-SidiBou Said, a suburb of Tunisia’s capital city Tunis and is set to open it doors in last quarter of 2014. The hotel with 129-suites will also spread out to accommodate seven food and beverage outlets, an expansive ballroom and destination spa. It is situated on the Mediterranean Sea, offering an exclusive beachfront setting next to the Presidential Palace. Carthage’s ancient ruins and heritage sites are also closely located.
- So Pack your bags! Tunisia is waiting for YOU! And uh..try to book it when Obama is there…just in case, someone makes another video.
Michael Moore: A THREAT to our National Security
Nobody Flashes
Michelle Obama is on the front lines of protecting Americans from the mobs all over the world shouting “Death to America! Death to America”! She has announced that the greatest threat to American National Security is—
If you see this man, be sure to call your local FBI, the NSA, the ACLU, the army, the Marines, the Coast Guard, and the Navy Seals. If that fails, for five dollars you can send a direct email to the President who will make the proper response, and say that although Michael IS fat..(Michelle admitting today that fat people are a threat to us all.) —-Michael is not our enemy.
Don’t you listen to him.
(Nobody Makes this Stuff up)
Nobody’s Fool: Tom Beebe
Nobody’s Fool: Tom Beebe
When I first started blogging…in 2000, I started this idea about having a website where ordinary citizens could post their ideas. Being ignorant about the cost of starting a “website” and how much money it costs, I ended up just blogging under the NOBODY logo’s. I wanted to have different sections: One where all nobodies everywhere could post their ideas about our country, our society, and their own experiences.
It seemed to me then, and still does, that the ordinary person, doesn’t get his ideas out in to the public domain. The internet has changed that somewhat, but the mainstream media is controlled by the government and their sponsors. Imagine if regular working (or unemployed) Americans from all over the country had their own television show, where they could give their ideas a go, which was NOT controlled by any station?
We won’t see that in my lifetime. Everything is controlled.
Someday, perhaps, I could start a website like this up, so until then, I will present some of your ideas whenever you like…like now.
Tom Beebe is one of those “nobodies” who has a lot of ideas on how to fix our TAX system.
Here it is: Give it a read, it’s pretty good. And…Tom requests feedback on his idea…I personally know a few of you out there have financial minds: Amfortas, Pattie? Give Tom’s idea a read and please comment!
Tom Beebe’s Tax reform:
The federal government shall collect no taxes other than provided in this act and make no payment except in return for goods or services rendered to it, or as provided for in this act. There shall be no federal tax any business.
All persons shall come together in households to report all income and to receive federal benefits. They need not be related, need not reside together, and a household may consist of as few as one person.
Each year congress shall set a “minimum wage” and a “tax rate”, which in turn will be applied to the previous year’s reported incomes to determine the budget of the government.
The following income shall be exempt from taxation:
An amount equal to a year’s earnings at the minimum wage rate, for adults (age 20-65), decreasing 10% per year to 50% at age 15, and increasing 10% per year to 150% at age 70.
Payments for necessary health care including pharmaceuticals prescribed by a recognized health care professional, and vision and hearing aids. Health care insurance premiums may be deducted but not health care expense paid for by such insurance.
Educational expense including day care, that portion of state and local taxes identified as spent on education, that portion of parochial school expenses identified as going for non-sectarian education, and private school education at any level.
Income saved into an account from which investments may be made. All withdrawals from this account for the benefit of any member of the household are taxable.Withdrawals that are not for a members’ benefit are exempt from taxation.
The “tax rate” shall be applied to any income over and above the deductions listed above, regardless of amount. When deductions exceed income, the government shall make payment to the household equal to the tax rate times the deficiency.
Our Debt: Explained to Nobody
Nobody Wins
My good friend Pattie emailed this to me today…Pattie does my taxes so I KNOW she understand this…but this man explains our dire debt situation in language that even I can understand…
If you watch this you might say…either —
1) Joyanna…did you HAVE to show me that? or
2) Joyanna…thanks!
Whatever the case…it’s good to know why everyone is telling you to forget gold, and stock up on ammo.
I’m considering putting a moat around the house…
Nobody Wonders: Are We at War..Or …NOT?
Nobody Wonders—
Why was it that Hillary Clinton came onto our morning TV’s to give the news that her buddy, her friend, her very special ambassador that she hand-picked herself to take over Libya, had been killed? My first reaction, was…well, many a good soldier has been killed in the Middle East….what? Are we more upset because he’s a ‘elite” from the university crowd?
Then Mitt Romney came out and sounded rather Reagonestic, to only be followed by Ronald Reagan’s old speech writer Peggy Noonan, who called Mitt’s reaction rather “old” in the way of the “old” America. Peggy, like the President, doesn’t want to upset those guys over there.
Where was Peggy when Obama killed bin Laden? Oh…she was all for that, even though it was a rather “old” thing to do.
The President then comes out and acts pretty pussified about the whole thing. Once upon a time, this would be a declaration of war…but Obama already declared war on Libya by going over there and killing Gaddafi—which makes George W. Bush look good. Nobody Wonders if George, who by the way, actually, unlike Obama, attended intelligent briefings, knew where bin Laden was and figured -why stir up WWIII?
Obama helped communists get elected in Kenya as a Senator. (Of course, they don’t talk about that.) He is helping the Muslims Brotherhood take over the middle East. He is supplying arms, and money to the Muslim Brotherhood, and has had them to the White House. Eric Holder recognizes that Muslims are owners of Jerusalem.
That’s what you get when you elect an ‘American’ man who insists on keeping his MUSLIM NAME, even though he HAS an American one.
Bragging about killing Muslims to score brownie points for elections, don’t exactly endear you to the Muslims all over the world. Both Obama and Hillary can’t shut up about how tough they are.
These people are dangerous. Hillary was warned abut the security at that building. Now we get the “I just couldn’t have imagined” speech….
And here’s the big point: Where in the world were our troops? (Hillary? Didn’t you CARE about that man?) In an unstable country like Libya, Hillary left that place unprotected? Gee…I would be really pissed off if I was his wife. We are now finding out that this whole thing was planned to happen on 9/11, and a movie was used as an excuse.
Once again, either they both, are mentally incapable of being in the offices they have— (Hillary and Obama) or they are trying to start a war to win an election.
Corporations People VS Union People…or Elite CEO’s Vs Union Mob Bosses?
Nobody Knows

A few days ago I was listening to Neil Cavuto ending his hourly program, and he gave a lusty attack on those people who think that corporations are NOT people. He was no doubt arguing against the spirited rebuttal given at the Democratic Convention by Elizabeth Warren.
“No, Governor Romney, corporations are not people. People have hearts, they have kids, they get jobs, they get sick, they cry, they dance. They live, they love, and they die. And that matters. That matters because we don’t run this country for corporations, we run it for people. And that’s why we need Barack Obama. – “Elizabeth Warren
Okay…so far I’ve heard Mitt Romney, Neil Cavuto, and Karl Rove insist with all the confidence of a Mark McGuire telling a Congressional jury that he did NOT do steroids, that corporations are people.
What’s a poor Nobody to do? I don’t think corporations are people either. I mean, do they go get drunk? Do they get arrested? Can they reproduce and have babies? Just because they are made up of people– that doesn’t make then a “singular” human. Does the CEO of a company get all the employees together and say, “Hey, let’s take a vote on what politician to give some money too?”
I don’t think so.
But, the Supreme Court voted that corporations are people in the Citizens United case, and that Obamacare is legal, and that corporations can take your land if they like…and so Nobody Thinks the democrats make a good argument, the Republicans look like power-hungry idiots, and the Supreme Court with one or two exception…are on crack.
Nobody Thinks…that this is AaaaaaaaaaaaLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL….about the money.
The Democrats have had the Unions raising money for only one party forever now: THEM. With that endless cashflow, taken from the dues of their members, the Democrats have the private AND government Unions as their endless cash cow.
In order for the Republicans to compete, they needed some help. So, since the Union Bosses control the purse of the unions, the CEO’s can now contribute boatloads of money for their candidate. Bascially demanding an even playing field in the campaign finance departement.
The little common man..the union teacher OR the guy who works for GE, has not a damn thing to say about what candidate that CEO or Union Boss decides to give millions to. So really, the elections can be influeneced by a small portion of the population…a handful of CEO’s and UNION bosses. Or so the reasoning goes.
When Obama publically ostracized the Supreme Court for the Citizens United decision at his State of the Union address, he was just mad that the Republican elites were going to legally get more money to pour into ads on TV to help defeat him. How many times have you heard about those evil Koch Brothers? Geroge Soros on the other hand, is never mentioned. OR..GE.
Nobody Thinks, that words are funny things. And yes…corporations can now decide elections…but then Unions have been doing it for years. JFK was elected with the help of the Chicago Union. The Teachers Union pushed Bill Clinton ahead in 1994.
It’s all about the money. But come on…couldn’t they have thought of a better way to argue their case…like…Corporation can now contribute as Unions always have?
NO…they continue to try to copy the same corrupt antics of the democrats. “I Know! We’ll just tell everyone that corporations really are People!”
It sound JUST like a democratic spin.
You KNOW Bill Clinton would deem himself a corporation if he could.
Now, I think I’ll go sit in my hot tub…and be glad I don’t work for anybody but myself.
If someone can tell me what corporation I work for…please let me know.








