Michelle’s Not So Victorious Victory School Lunches
Nobody Wins
Alex, is a big boy for 14. I have watched him grow up, and fill out, and last summer he was what you could call..obese. I’d always see him at the pool—he never swam. Puberty had hit him, and he was there for the girls. And every day, he would get a big Mountain Dew.
“Hey, Alex, if you would quit drinking that big Mountain Dew each day, and swim a few laps, you’d be thin by the end of the summer!”
He smiled really big. “I know! But I can’t stop drinking Mountain Dew! I gotta have my Mountain Dew!”
Alex could care less. He was not about to give up his Mountain Dew.
My son, at 14 looked a lot like Alex. But, one day he found an old calorie counting book in my library and starting counting calories. He lost all his fat. He learned so much about how to lose weight he now helps others do it. And he did it all by himself.
But not every kid, or adult is the same. We all have different metabolisms. Our food has changed. Even the healthy food we eat is deprived of nutrients because our soils have been depleted. We are not getting the nutrients they had so long ago.
And don’t even get me into Monsanto…but you can’t just blame it on the food.
When I was young, kids played baseball after school. We walked everywhere. Now it’s not safe anymore for the kids to walk to the parks or even to their friends homes. Look around you, you hardly EVER see kids playing baseball or football in the parks. They are all playing video games….for hours on end.
And now, Obama and Michelle have decided that they know how to slim down the kids, and the kids are complaining about the new menu. They hate it so much they are now throwing the food away, and going hungry.
Under the new regulations, cafeterias are required to serve twice as many fruits and vegetables while limiting proteins and carbohydrates. For an average high school student, that means two baked fish nuggets, a cup of vegetables, half a cup of mashed potatoes, one whole grain roll and 8 ounces of fat free milk is the fuel that served to get them through their last four hours of classes.
“We hear them complaining around 1:30 or 2:00 that they are already hungry,” said Linda O’Connor, a high school English teacher at Wallace County High School in Sharon Springs, Kansas. “It’s all the students, literally all the students… you can set your watch to it.”
What does that tell you? These kids will store MORE fat due to stress.
Remember when Michelle starting planting gardens on the White House lawn? She didn’t start that. She stole that idea from Eleanor Roosevelt. Eleanor spurred 20 million home gardens by planting one on the White House grounds in 1943. But she didn’t go so far as to dictate the schools’ lunch menus. Now we have millions of “community” gardens, thanks to Michelle. Commune living is being incubated all over the country…quietly.
So, what are they telling the kids that are hungry because a couple of carrots just doesn’t cut it for the whole day?
Snack.
Okay! Those kids will go to the nearest quickie mart and buy a nice big Mountain Dew with some Hostess Cupcakes, Twinkies, and Ding Dongs.
That’s what I would do, in fact, I used to do it. I never got fat from it. I walked everywhere.
Obesity is a problem, but everyone knows, the more exercise you get, the less you weigh.
Nobody Thinks they should put gym back into the schools. When they took it out, all the kids started getting fat. Then the schools were so afraid of kids getting hurt, or bullied, or whatever—nobody was “equal” so they took it out.
The kids would lose weight, and not get hungry for cupcakes and soda. Their bodies would stop craving sugar. I know…Michelle got the “Let’s Move” program going—but how’s that working out? Like the rest of their big ideas…you see nothing.
You can’t tell people what to eat. They will rebel. Tell Michelle to keep her rules out of our schools. It’s one thing to suggest healthy food, it’s quite another to control every single kid’s food intake for their whole day.
That’s a dictator. That’s not freedom…and Nobody Wins..
Nobody’s Fool: Donald Trump Fires Obama
Nobody’s Fool:
This video was made for the Republican convention, but it wasn’t played. No doubt, Mitt didn’t want to hurt Obama’s feelings.
Really, we need MORE of this stuff, not less. I’m in the mood for an uplift, how about you?
ENJOY!
A Presidential Doctrine of…Game
Nobody Knows
Here we go again. At Bill Clinton’s Initiative meetings, we heard once again, what Nobody calls the Bush doctrine, for lack of a better word. It could also be called the Clinton doctrine, or the Obama doctrine. It has been the doctrine of every President since Daddy Bush. 
Somewhere along the line, the American companies were allowed to merge into such superpower structures…with the rationalizations, that working together with our Congress, these big super companies could change the world for free enterprise and democracy. Not to mention create a whole new business where a global stock market takes over manufacturing, and the people with money get very rich at the same time.
Big corporations–many of them—have more money than most nations. 
The doctrine insists that only by globalization NOT isolation, can the people of the world be “saved” and the world made peaceful. If the millions of Muslims and Chinese work for the Wal Marts, the Apples, the Microsoft, General Electric, etc.— the world will be brought out of poverty, and everyone will get along.
In the meantime, those corporations make trillions off of all the new found middle class wealth.
They incorporated it, tied all the countries together with the banks, and so when one country falls, so go the rest.
BUT…it’s not working out that way, is it? Alas, we saw this doctrine come up again today—at Bill Clintons’ Initiative. And it came from none other than Mitt Romney.
Romney has announced his plans to solve the world’s problem by given US Taxpayers money to businesses who are willing to “help” put other nations to work, with Prosperity Pacts.
Romney’s “Prosperity Pacts” would encourage private companies to leverage federal aid in investments in developing countries. The aid would be conditional upon the removal of economic and social barriers in those countries. (In our country this is called a bribe.)
“The aim of a much larger share of our aid must be the promotion of work and the fostering of free enterprise,” Romney said. “Nothing we can do as a nation will change lives and nations more effectively and permanently than sharing the insight that lies at the foundation of America’s own economy–free people pursuing happiness in their own ways build a strong and prosperous nation.”
Romney said unrest in these countries could in part be mollified if more opportunities were available to the youth. He said he was “touched” by the story of Mohamed Bouazizi, the street vendor whose self-immolation in part sparked the Arab Spring.
“I just want to work,” Bouazizi said after his street cart was shut down by public officials.
“I just want to work,” Romney reiterated. “That has to be at the heart of our effort to help people.”
Obama mentioned “work” at the United Nations. Bill Clinton wants Wal- Mart to build in Libya.
What does that tell you? While this concept of helping all the people in the world have jobs is noble…how about taking care of the United States FIRST? Is that too much to ask? That right there tells you that–uh–America is going to be expected to fund this global “intiative”. No matter if it comes from Bill Clinton, or Obama, or Mitt Romney, it’s still redistribution. 
Nobody Thinks…It tells you that the doctrine of “If you build it for them, they will become democracies and love you for it.”….is not working.
In the meantime, Americans…lose jobs.
Because Obama is such a danger, we have to vote for Romney.
So who benefits when all our Presidents believe that if you just pump money into other countries they will love us?
Just WHO do they work for?.
Your guess is as good as mine.
Madonna: Stripping for the President
Nobody Reports
Thank goodness somebody finally settled the question on EVERYBODY’s mind: Obama is a Muslim. Madonna said so, and he didn’t deny it.
Madonna has declared that the reason we should celebrate is because Obama is black, a Muslim, and finally America can find hope and be thankful, that….all those Republican Blacks like Martin Luther King, did not die in vain. Madonna says that if Obama is elected she is going to strip naked for the world! Oh…happy day! Uh…you did that once before honey…Nobody suggests you spare us again.
Hopefully, Madonna will move to Mecca where she can be welcomed with open arms…where she can be stripped, raped, and killed with rocks as they do in those wonderful Muslim countries to women like her.And uh…what happened to her Jewish Kabbala religion that she was so excited about?
Did the Jews kick her out?
Madonna has done her share of Christian bashing, and God Knows, now that Obama’s name is tattooed on her butt, Obama can blame her if he loses.
Many people are saying that the reason we are being attacked on 9/11 is because Obama was bragging about how he killed bin Laden. I’d put Madonna threatening to strip naked as another reason billions of Muslims will go on another rampage…making both of them our highest National Security Risks.
Obama said today at the UN some insane thing that no nation that puts Islam down should …what was the word….I can’t find the quote now..they’ve quickly taken it down, but it was another “America must never take against the Holy Allah.” stupid thing.
Well, here goes: Allah can kiss Madonna’s not- so- sweet ass. The whole Muslim nation is a nation of slavery, and the fact that Madonna, Obama, Hillary, and just about everyone in the democratic party supports them, is beyond sensible.
So Nobody Says, in her own vernacular which she so enjoys. “Fuck you Madonna.” You’re not that important.
Hope she gets that! I am pretty sure, she will understand it.
Nobody’s Perfect: Toyota Prius VS Chevy Volt
Nobody’s Perfect:
It’s not rocket science: When Obama and his green buddies decided to throw “stimulus” into GM to make electric cars, anybody who had any sense would have said—-Uh…Thomas Edison tried to make a battery driven car: Been there, done that. You remember Thomas Edison don’t you? The progressives want you to forget him because he was the quintessential entrepreneur…He only lit up the world as we know it, and because he invented the motion picture, we get to see Obama and Michelle this week on the View!
Lucky us!
If Thomas Edison thought it wasn’t worth the effort, what makes you think Obama could do it? After all, in my 50-year old house, I cannot turn on my computer if my printer is on. And god forbid someone decide to vacuum the rug on Christmas Eve…all the outside Christmas lights blow out.
A Chevy Volt plugged into my garage would blow out my whole neighborhood. I’d have to buy a new house to just plug the Volt into….and it’s been known to blow up a few houses.
Hey…didn’t that brilliant mind of Obama’s job Czar Jeffery Immelt–didn’t he realize we’d have to rewire millions of homes to use these worthless electric cars? NO…all he saw was big electric bills coming his way. That’s what’s your suppose to do when you’re CEO of General Electric. Build everything in China, and get our government to fund electric cars.
Obama insisted on making those electric cars..so he doled out the money….
Washington agreed to provide $25Bn in cheap loans to the companies who make electric cars. So far, $8.4Bn has been committed. The rest of the money will be doled out before 2019. The money is being lent by the Federal Financing Bank (FFB). Because the loans are guaranteed by DOE, there is no risk of repayment to FFB. As a result, the loans are excluded from the calculation of the debt limit. The 25 ‘large’ is all “off balance sheet”. A very neat trick indeed!
People aren’t stupid—So, it came as no surprise this week when two companies who had been trying to force electric cars onto the market have decided to take their losses and call it quits. Guess what? Nobody is buying them. What are Leonardo DiCaprio, Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Dustin Hoffman, Harrison Ford and Tom Hanks going to do when they want to trade in their old Prius’?
Yes, after all the taxpayer’s good money…GM is dumping the Chevy Volt. Buy one now, and get a big discount…
GM’s discounts on the Volt are more than four times the industry’s per-vehicle average, according to TrueCar estimates. Edmunds.com and J.D. Power and Associates say they’re about three times the average. Discounts include low-interest financing, cash discounts to buyers, sales bonuses to dealers, and subsidized leases.
And Toyota is right behind. They are getting rid of their electric cars:
“The current capabilities of electric vehicles do not meet society’s needs, whether it may be the distance the cars can run, or the costs, or how it takes a long time to charge,” said, Uchiyamada, who spearheaded Toyota’s development of the Prius hybrid in the 1990s.
How do you like that? It took those two companies THIS long to figure that nobody was going to buy a car that had to be charged every 50 miles, and plugged in?
What? The Japanese are just as stupid as GM?
I don’t know which company is more lame. Toyota didn’t need an electric car, and it doesn’t make me feel any better that these great minds running the world are such idiots.
Nevertheless…don’t think they’ve given up. Remember…they passed Obamacare, which now means that our government can force us to buy anything, according to the Supreme Court.
I expect that IF Obama is kept in office, we will see….
The OBAMACAR. Probably a variation of this Nissan.
Nissan aims to offer its electric cars globally by 2012, in its long-term plan.
Nobody plans to put my mandated electric car on top of my house at Christmas time, with a Big Santa Claus sitting in the seat, decorated and lit up with my finest Christmas bulbs…
And then…I plan to vacuum.
Land of the Dweebs, Home of the Slaves…
Nobody Flashes
King Obama has announced that you can’t change Washington from the “inside.” You have to change it from the outside…and you start with redesigning the American flag.
Yes, it’s true. Obama has decided to put his OBAMA Logo on the American flag. You don’t have to go through Congress to get this change. After all, Congress would never do such a thing, put ONE President’s logo on the American Flag..the people would start burning his flags, right here in their home towns.
Obama would then have to make it a crime to burn the New “United Obama” American flag…if you were an American. It would be quite alright if you were an “outsider” because as you know, it’s the “outsiders” that are going to get the real changes in this country, and THAT’s why the Muslim Brotherhood get a first-rate ticket to the White House. No doubt he had to ask their advice on its new design.
So…what’s next? A new National Anthem?
“Oh say can you see…by Obama’s guiding light…
What so proudly he hailed, at the White House’s last gleaming
Through broad stripes and Obama’s Ooooooo’sss, and the perilous fight
Over Libya’s bombing we watched, while Obama lay sleeping..
Then Obama’s red glare…the drones flying thru our air!
Gave us peace through the night, that Obama’s flag was still there.
Oh say does Obama’s New Flashing Flag of America doth wave………..
Over the land of the Dweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs….and the home of all…his slaves!”
Nobody’s Email: Donate Your Money Wisely…
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s a few things that are handy to know, next time you want to donate some of your money to good causes: Some of these organizations are just money making machines for the runs who run them. Be sure you pick the right one.
(Thanks to Pattie)
*****
As you open your pocketbook for the next natural disaster, please keep these facts in mind: The American Red Cross President and CEO Gail J. McGovern
received $995,718 in compensation. The United Way President Brain Callagher receives a $675,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits.
UNICEF CEO Caryl M. Stern receives $1,900,000 per year (158K) per month, plus all expenses including a Rolls Royce. Less than 5 cents (4.4 cents) per donated dollar goes to the cause.
Compensation of some Charity Leaders”
$406,345 CARE Helene D. Gayle President, CEO
$380,609 WORLD VISION Richard E. Stearns President
$391,194 Save the Children Charles MacCormack CEO
$482,632 Nature Conservancy Mark R. Tercek Director and President
$417,171 Susan G. Corman Nancy Brunker Founder/CEO
$426, 350 World Wildlife Fund Carter S. Roberts President CEO
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NOTE: Some of the most highly compensated are the environmental charities…
The Salvation Army, Todd Bassett receives a salary of only $13,000 a year. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
The American Legion National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donation go to help Veterans and their families and youth!
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The Mt. Vesuvius Government Coverup
Nobody Remembers
Have you noticed? Global warming has sort of gone away. What happened to Al Gore? Funny isn’t it? We had the worst summer in recent weather history this year: Drop dead temperatures, and fire, after fire, after fire, and they didn’t get much notice. They did talk about the price of corn.
Nobody even suggested that this drought was caused by global warming. Don’t you find that–weird?
They must have done some polls, and since it’s an election year, decided to shut up about it. 
Last night I was listening to Coast to Coast, which I do every night, because I fall asleep to it, and they had an MIT guy on named, Mat Stein. This guy was worried. He got me worried. Just a few days ago the sun let out some huge solar flares, and we were lucky..They were on the surface of the sun that doesn’t face us..and according to Mat, we are overdue for a big event. After all, he says the US has been hit with two big ones in their history, but the only thing that happened was the telegraph wires were fried.
That was back in 1859. Before the Civil War. BA…Before Apple.
But now, if we had one hit us, like the new Cable program just released, “Revolution” (It shows the US shutting down after a EMP strike) it would wipe out everything, and everyone would be without pretty much everything for at least 3 years.
And that’s not the worst of it. We have 104 nuclear reactors here in the States, and they can only go 3 weeks without backup before exploding. The backup runs on electricity. So you may be stocked up with food and water, but what good will it do you if you are 50 miles from one?
And here’s the kicker. Mat says they HAVE the technology to protect our electrical gird…but..it would cost around a billion dollars to protect them all….the generators and the nuclear plants. He couldn’t understand why this wasn’t right up on top of National Security urgency. Because after all…Bernanke and the stimulus have been what…now…800 billion and counting?
Instead of sending billions to the Middle East, filled with men who want us dead, maybe now would be a good time to spend that money right here and protect us all from the horrors of an EMP. After all, Putin’s submarines are scouting around our waters…all it takes is one big one shot from a sub.
Mat wanted everyone to call their Senators to make this a high priority, because…he thinks they don’t know. I thought it funny he should say this, because I guess he missed that big CNN 2- hour special put on by Homeland Security—where they “war gamed” the whole EMP attack by sun or foreign attack scenario for the American people. Oh yes, all the big wigs were there.
Yes, they know. And they played that war game out on TV to cover their own butts should something happen, because it was all about:” We can’t do a thing!” We are helpless! We the government will just have to watch people die!” ” We might never know who attacked us so we can’t retaliate!”
We are as safe from EMP as the citizens of Pompeii, were from being smothered by Mt. Vesuvius.
Except that happened in A.D. 79.
This is 2012.
When a President can’t even protect a simple ambassador, what make you think he can protect any of us? What makes you think that THIS President even cares if we get hit? He will just become President forever and go into his ginormous bunker with all this friends, and Beyoncé. And while the world is screaming “Death to America!” don’t you think that maybe, just maybe, they should get to work on this?
And what bothers me more than anything is ALL the movies that have been coming out about the world ending, as if they are trying to socially engineer us all to expect it.
And now you know why I didn’t post yesterday.
Nobody”s Fool: David Horowitz—and a Brand New Leather Coat
Nobody’s Fool
David Horowitz is a fierce warrior for the truth. He knows the left like the back of his hand: the communists, the Marxists, the fascists, the Nazi’s….because both his parents were communists. He knows them, because he used to be one of them.
No more. He has seen the light, and has been working tirelessly to save America. Here you will see MS. Kelly try to keep him from saying “things” and you end up watching and going…”Stop it Kelly! Let him speak!”
Now, after watching the refreshing rantings of Horowitz, ..watch this video. (Thanks to amfortas.)
This is how the Muslims are getting into England( and America.)..with the help of our fickle politicians. It’s a very clever musical satire, and very funny— if it wasn’t depressing.
Nobody Thinks…both videos’ are well worth the watch.
Nobody Flashes: A Good laugh
Nobody Flashes
Here’s a routine by Steve Bridges that will give you a good laugh today..and boy, couldn’t we all use one?
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

















