How to Deal with Voter Fraud…The Battle of Athens.
Nobody Reports
It’s so busy over on Drudge you can hardly get on…the voting to oust Scott Walker is all the news that is the news today.
The unions are shipping in the usual busloads of democratic voters to Wisconsin from other states, to beat Walker out of office! For the bus ride they get all kinds of free goodies! Why, George Washington once gave out free beer…
The conservatives are (gasp) paying people to put Walker signs on their lawns!
We have to wait to find out what happens, the turnout is great…but what is important is how the votes are counted.
No matter who wins, there will be screaming from both sides of how the other side “corrupted” the vote.
But..did you know that once upon a time in America, when MEN WERE MEN and Air Force One was brought out only on special occasions, that Americans found out that their votes were being corrupted, and really did something about it?
Take a moment of your day and learn about this great moment in American fraud history, and how REAL Americans took care of it.
Enjoy! (Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody’s Perfect: Queen Elizabeth II
It’s quite amazing how they do it: Rulers that stay in power for literally decades—and Queen Elizabeth has held her ground. Coming from a country that rejected the idea of a family line of rulers as being the quintessence of the most abhorrent political system ever invented, I’m trying to catch a hold of getting myself to “like” the Queen. Now that she is in her winter years, it’s not all that hard. After all, it’s not her fault that she happened to be born with the luck of one in a billion…to inherit all that wealth, all those castles. That doesn’t make her any less a person, because it’s the system itself that is to be criticized, not the people who happen to be born into it, unless of course, they start acting like the old King Henry the Eighth.
But now, in 2012, the Americans, who at their start rejected the power of one man on the throne, seems to have come back rull circle. England through the years, took away the power of the idea of ‘King” or one man on the throne (or woman) leaving them more as figureheads, while America has given their Presidents the powers of a King.
Exactly what our founders fought against…and we are paying dearly for it. 
Why is it hard for me to like the Queen? I’ll tell you why. I was like the rest of the world, heartbroken, when Princess Diana was killed. I thought the Queen’s behavior at that time in history was short of a real snob. She had no class, and showed no grace at the time all the world was looking for her…and that’s probably because she really didn’t like the girl, and was glad to be rid of her. When you live under years of being the number one chip on the block, you are bound to be selfish in your concerns. She just did it when she wanted to. It was finally sweet, but it was a huge political mistake. No doubt, Diana’s Star outshone the Queen and that must have been annoying.
Still…hire the best PR consultants in the business, put your propaganda out…and all will be forgotten. And it has been.
The British people love her….so we must take it from them, that she has more than made up for whatever mistakes she made before. They credit her with the good England’s fortune for the last sixty years, but just how lucky are those people are over? It doesn’t sound so dreamy. They have more camera’s on their streets, more Muslims flooding their welfare rolls, more thugs and drunks on the streets…at least that’s what we see over here in America. Still, what did the Queen have to do with all that? 
Nothing. The Queen is the brand. She stands for the British people..a symbol. That’s her job. As you read about Elizabeth, on the whole, she has done whatever was asked of her in the role she was given, and with grace and honor. She seems to have had a wonderful father, (at least he is presented as such in the movie, The King’s Speech) and even if her son is a bulb short of a socket, you can’t always blame the mother on such things….or can you? The rulers of the world are so busy going around the world, the kids do suffer from their absent. And Elizabeth was away from her children many times in her life, the kids left at home.
No kid ends up without some serious mental problems when they grow up missing their parents, and that happens whether your parents are rich or poor…or divorced.
In defense of this horrible habit of England’s Kings and Queens leaving thier kids somewhere while they went traveling around the world, John Adams and his wife Abigail left their sons at home and didn’t see them for five years while John was away as ambassador in Paris and England.
I don’t care if you have butlers picking your nose and bringing you hot totties at bedtime, kids need the parents around. Both his sons suffered severely for it. 
But, in John’s case…they didn’t have much money. The Queen could have had private tutors wherever she went….so I tend to bring that against her. I suppose she could blame it on her historical duties. There is a whole culture of historical “do’s” and “don’t” in the British upper society that has years of cultural precedence, so the rich kids go off to the private schools and we have the Harry Potter Series to prove it…the unfairness of life if you happen to be born a Mudblood…instead of having the royal Trueblood line.
The trouble with rich elites running the world is that they are so far removed from their people. George HW Bush had never seen a grocery store, something he had in common with Elizabeth. When she was here in America, she saw one for the first time too.
These people never had to buy food for themselves…amazing isn’t it?
Tell me, how can you rule people you can’t possibly relate to?
I watched the Queen floating down the river on her barge on that rainy day…celebrating her sixty- year Jubilee. What was even more endearing were the singers who were singing “God Save the Queen” in the rain, their faces and voices busting with pride…giving the performance of their lives. So proud to be there. So proud to be singing to her.
The Queen is very lucky to have such wonderful subjects….has she ever mention that fact I wonder?
I haven’t heard her say it, but Nobody’s Perfect, and that includes Queen Elizabeth…but there is one thing that we should give it up for her for: She plans to stay in power until she goes to explain herself to the Big Ben in the sky. (applause!) 
The longer she rules, the less time Charles has to mess all her hard work up, and the world is a better place for that.
So, Long live the British Queen! Nobody can wear a hat quite like her.
(Thanks to amfortas for the picture of Elizabeth: gunner! And for his endearing heart and soul for his beloved Queen..she is lucky to have it.)
Nobody Flashes Politically Correct MS America Questions
Nobody Flashes
Miss America hasn’t changed much since the beginning, except now, it’s being used as a platform to promote all the worries of our “government.” Listen to the questions these girls are asked by the judges…each judge carrying their question with the emotion of a Gestapo policeman: the bickering between the two parties, our obesity problem, should you stand up for your “religion”, Occupy Wall Street, and teen moms.
Nobody was as surprised as me as to how well most of them did fending off the liberal tone to the questions…and bascially saying, “Hey, it’s up to the individual.” Although…Miss Ohio (not seen talking in this video), did make the politically correct statement to the liberals when she said that the movie “Pretty Woman” was a fine example of what women should be.
A Prostitute! (see here)
Bill Clinton was having thrills…. somewhere.
Nobody’s Email: Not True, but Good Story…
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s one that is going to delight you: and let me tell you why. I got this email, read the story and thought it was a hoot. But, because one of my readers is really a sharp cookie and keeps me on my toes, (dandapani) I called the number.
It’s real..that is the steakhouse, there really is a steakhouse in Montana called Oasis— but the story..is NOT true according to the lady that answered the phone.
Still, it’s a great story isn’t it?
Montana Restaurant
The radio station America FM was doing one of its ‘Is Anyone Listening?’ bits this morning. The first question was; ‘Ever have a celebrity come up with the ‘Do you know who I am?‘ routine?’ A woman called in and said that a few years ago, whle visiting her cattle rancher in Billings, MT, she had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes: may local ranchers and their wives were waiting. Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted a table. 
The hostess informed them that they’d have to wait 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asked the hostess, ‘Do you know who I am?”
The hostess answered, ‘Yes, but you’ll have to wait 45 minutes.’ Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, “May I help you?” “Do you know who we are?” both Ted and Jane asked. “Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can’t put you ahead of them.” Then Ted asked to speak to the owner. The owner came out, and Jane again asked, ‘Do you know who I am?’
The owner answered, ‘Yes, I do. Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this restaurant and I am a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends and neighbors who have been waiting here, but you will also not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye.’
Only in America, is this a great country or what? To all who received this, this is a true story and the name of the steak house is: Sir Scott’s Oasis Steakhouse, 204 W. Main, Manhattan, MT 59741, 406
284-6929
If you ever get there, give this fellow a sharp salute, buy a steak, and tip the waitress. They have ten steaks on their simple menu from 32 oz. to 13 oz. Toothpicks on every table.
Keep passing this on. We should never forget our “National Traitor Jane Fonda.” 
Nobody’s Email: Julia Gillard
Nobody Gets Email:
It seems Australia has it’s NOT SO POPULAR leader too…Julia Gillard. I think someone should do this ‘cloud’ idea with Obama. I’m not sure you could print it though.
*****
A word-cloud from a newspaper survey: Give one word that sums up the (our Oz) PM.
The ‘cloud’ is formed from the most-used words.
(Thanks to amfortas, who lives there and knows!)
Anger Management Lessons From the Masters of Golf
Nobody Cares
Aw..come on. It’s Friday! I have to give us all a break from Obama bashing.
I thought this was funny. I’ve seen men go pretty ballistic on the golf course, and I bet you have too.
Enjoy!
Nobody Remembers the Logan Act
Nobody Remembers
Two important events were happening today around the Capitol: The first was the unveiling of George W. Bush’s and Laura Bush’s Presidential portraits, and the second was the infamous meeting of the world elites: better known as The Bilderberg meeting…which by the way, I just found out…was illegal.
Logan Act, a law passed under the John Adams administration in 1799.
The Logan Act reads as follows:
Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, with intent to influence the measures or conduct of any foreign government or of any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
Ha, Ha, Ha.
First, let me say that George W. looked very depressed today, and almost in tears when he mentioned his father for his “unconditional” love while addressing the ceremony. While his remarks were suppose to be humorous, if you took them literally, he thought the country started out with a George W. and ended with a George W, (himself) and he made Michelle promise to grab his portrait if the White House should come under attack, just like Dolly Madison. She assured him she would.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
These Biderberg meetings have been going on since 1954. Like Skull and Bones it is all done with high secrets. Only the VERY top people of the world attend, and it is said that U.S. Presidents are picked there too. John Edwards appeared there once, but we all know how that ended…
With a get-out-of-jail free card!
Many people are wondering if the Bilderberg Conference is a place that decides the leaders in this world. Bill Clinton and George H.W. Bush both apparently attended Bilderberg conferences in the years prior to election as President. Prior to becoming Prime Minister of England in 1997, Tony Blair was an attendee at the 1993 Bilderberg conference.
This year, they figured they can come out of the closet and let everyone know who was going to be there: The usual are always there: Kissinger, Charlie Rose, John Kerry, Eric Schmidt, Washington Post, Goldman Sachs, Robert Zoelick, China, Russia, USA,…lots of lords and CEO’s, and Queens, and…this year, my personal favorite: Peggy Noonan.
That explains her flip-flop from a Reagan woman to a Obama woman.
According to those who know, this year they are still working on the global agenda of taxing for carbons, (Agenda 21) taxing for this, and that, and whatever else they can figure out. Keeping the elites in power, and in the money, you can be assured is the main motive.
And this year…more power will be lost to the United States, if the U.N. gets it way… which by the WAY…was one of the things that John Adams won when the peace treaty was signed in England after the war: He fought and won the fishing rights off our Northern coasts…one of the things England did not want to give up.
Our source informs us that Bilderberg are keen on fully enforcing the United Nations’ Law of the Sea treaty, which would hand the global body control over all U.S. oceans and force ships to pay a tariff directly to the UN.
But, back to the White House…
There is one thing that Bush said to Obama that was scary to this Nobody. I didn’t take it as a joke: He said that when Obama needed to decide on certain courses as President, he should come and look at George’s picture and ask himself “What would George do?”
Yes, if we are hit with a nuclear strike, what would Obama do? Would he call up George W. Bush and ask for advice?
Ha. Ha. Ha.
No matter what you think of the Bilderberg group, one very important thing sticks out like a red-headed baby in Dubai:
Everyone all over the world is being spied on with camera’s, drones, NSA (yes they were there too) and Google, BUT, we are not allowed to know anything about the people who control the world, the very people who have secretly been meeting for years to discuss how to control the populations. 
John Adams, if he were President, would arrest them all.
Nobody’s Fool: Allen West…Again.
Nobody’s Fool
I love this guy. Straight talking, clear headed, intelligent.. reeks with honor…..VP material. You go Allen….
Potus Gold
Nobody Wins–
When foreigners make fun of our dope smoking ‘President.” The one thing that really bugged me when I was reading about Obama’s teenage years of dope smokin; was that Volkswagon Bus. It was THE stoner logo of the 1960’s…but Obama’s dope smoking Chom gang was way past that time. What? Was Hawaii in some kind of time warp?
If you saw anyone who had that Volkswagen van, you knew right away that Cheech and Chong were their favorite movies, and they pretty much had no teeth.
So, you have to ask yourself–how did Obama go from being a really big drug addict (remember, he also went on to the harder drugs like cocaine) to become President of the United States? Is it any wonder he thought the concentration camps in Poland were …Polish?
Nobody Applauds Eastwood’s Daughter…
Nobody Wonders
As you know, I have a big thing about ugly purses, especially those that cost thousands of dollars, and believe me, they are all over the place. Go to any upscale mall and you will see hundreds of overpriced bags, most of them, one uglier than the next. 
So…when Clint’s Eastwood’s daughter and her boyfriend destroyed one of those ugly purses for fun I was going, “Alright! Yes! Kill that ugly purse! Scorch that sucker!”
Hey, I got it. For once I got the message….but others evidently programmed by the Marxist revolution were ‘appalled’. How DARE they destroy a $100,000 purse!
Eastwood and Shields – known for his work with video portraits and celebrity photography – decided to publicly demolish a $100,000 crocodile Hermès Birkin bag by setting it on fire before taking a chainsaw to it, all in the name of art. Francesca’s step-mother Dina expressed her disgust at the fact that she even owned a bag worth so much and stating that she does not understand the true value of money. “Some of us actually have to work and live check 2 check, spoiled rotten b***h to burn 100k bag” wrote one angry viewer.
So, the brainwashed, Marxists were all OVER CNN going on about how spoiled Clint’s daughter was, and the poor boyfriend had to come out and defend her.
Personally, I thought it was a fine moment in art history. I wish some guy would take some of those multi-million dollar paintings professed to be “art,” flame them up, and throw them off the Brooklyn Bridge.
I would be there to applaud such a fine moment in Art History.
The real point is, there are all sorts of merchandize sold by the rich every single day that cost under a $100 dollars to make, but are sold for literally thousands…and hey..people with money buy them!
Who are we to say what they can waste their money on? Only a Marxist would moan and groan about it.
I thought it was rather noble myself…one less ugly purse is gone..not to mention, some alligator was slaughtered for this purse. Where was PETA?
There is a restaurant in New York, that will serve you a spoonful of caviar for $90,000. Where’s the beef?
There is a cocktail that is being served up for the Queen’s Jubilee..that goes for $15,500.Where’s the beef?
And most of all, there is a “President” who spends billions just riding in Air Force One everyday, and hands out money (That’s not his to hand out) to all his friends so they reelect him…putting a whole nation of future generations in hock for his lavish lifestyle.
Where’s the beef?
The hypocrisy is overwhelming. So…Nobody applauds the young lovers for doing something this Nobody approves of: ridding the world of a butt-ugly purse not worth the innocent alligator it was slaughtered for.
In fact, I can think of a few other ugly purses they could use. 
Next time, put a picture of Karl Marx inside the alligator purse, along with a side of beef, and throw it to a big guy…who is waiting to be slaughtered and made into a new $100,000 ugly purse.
The Tea Party BUGS Van Jones, Let’s Keep It Up!
Nobody Reports
WHAT?
The tea party patriots are smashing down every institution that our grandfathers built? What is this man smoking?
Uh…the only people who have been dismantling the great American institutions are the liberal democrats..and their friends, the very proud avowed communists, as this man is. What’s even more amazing that the there are people out there who think our schools are great, and that the tea party wants to tear down American institutions.
The tea party want the unions to stop DESTROYING our children’s minds. To a democrat it’s okay if your kid stays dumb…as long as the teachers get their big checks and benefits. How DARE you want to destroy their livelihood.
As for unions…
Jefferson didn’t belong to no union.
Washington didn’t belong to no union.
I’m pretty sure Abraham Lincoln didn’t belong to no union.
The only thing American about unions is the teamsters, who worked hand in hand with the Mafia and the democratic party.
Van Jones is a communist. It’s time everyone start calling him what he is: delusional.








