Where’s Obama’s Teleprompter?
Nobody Cares
That just a few days ago, while on the road campaigning, Obama’s favorite security blanket, his teleprompter, was…stolen. Someone stole the truck containing it, and other things, like the Presidential podium. They reported that over $200,000 worth of equipment was missing. Nobody Knows who took it, and if you have ever seen a Presidential motorcade, and the hundreds of people surrounding him and protecting his every move…sombody might think that there is more to tis story, so Nobody will care if I have a little fun:
Rahm: (Presses his earphone) Hello.
Obama: Uh…hey..you got a minute?
Rahm: Sure Bos..what’s up?
Obama: Uh…you know, things aren’t going well here..and…you know, the teleprompter that I’m using really needs to be replaced…I mean, I’d could use a new one.
Rahm: You’re kidding me..right? So just get a new one.
Obama: Uh..I know, I’m going to do that. But, I’d like to keep this one…you know, for the girls..and Michelle thinks it would be fun to have around the house in Chicago. Malia likes to pretend she’s President….they are having a ball at the parties with it.
Rahm: So…keep it.
Obama: Uh…it’s not that…easy. Ever since Hillary took all that furniture out of the White House they’ve got this new thing where every single little thing is recorded.
Rahm: So…get to the point
Obama: Uh…uh…well, I want you to get some of our guys to steal a truck. You know, make it look like…uh..uh…someone stole it.
Rahm: Sure Bos…I’ll make some calls. Consider it done. Have your guy call me. I’ll have it delivered next week. Hey, are you going to make it to my Ballet?
Obama: Make sure the press releases are all……..
Rahm: Yeah, yeah…I got that. Hey, are you going to make it to my ballet?
Obama: Uh…yeah..uh..can I bring a few extra people?
Rahm: How many?
Obama: About..why don’t you send around two hundred tickets.
Rahm: Is that all? F*&*.. What? Did Bo have puppies? You bringing Bo? Hey bos…I miss ya. Hurry home.
Obama: Uh..okay now..bye. Check your mail, and uh….uh….you’re welcome.
The Future of Fashion!
Nobody Flashes
If you think the world is gloomy now..
Wait till you start seeing high-heeled men sweating perfume walking next to moss covered protesters walking down your street!
Nobody’s Perfect: Detroit VS St. Louis
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have two mid-western cities to compete against each other for the Nobody’s Perfect award of the week: The City of Detroit VS the City of St. Louis. Or the City of Cars VS the City of Beer, which nether city manufactures anymore. (Internationally owned beer companies do NOT count.)
Let’s begin:
Detroit:
As reported on the Drudge report, Detroit can barely keep it’s city lights on. The once thriving automobile manufacturing center of the United States is so bankrupt, it not only cannot keep it lights on, it can’t fix the broken ones. By some estimates over 50 percent of the city’s lights have been broken, or pillaged for their metal. Added on to this lovely heaven of darkness given to the hard-core criminals, you have an unemployment record so egregious that if Jimmy Hoffa knew, he would come out of his cement grave to throw hit men as big as Jubba the Hut at the CEO’s fat heads. Henry Ford would crawl out of his Model T and get his friend Thomas Edison to shut down the whole city, and move everyone to Ft. Myers, Florida and start over.
Too bad we can’t resurrect them. (When are they going to get on that cloning?)
From the Detroit News:
Like many swaths of the city, the historic Indian Village neighborhood has remained largely dark at night after vandals destroyed transformers in nearly every streetlight pole that powers them. On a recent rainy day, Wicks, 64, a retired GM engineer who has lived in Detroit for decades, watched as city Public Lighting workers put new transformers at the top of the aging wooden poles. Just days later, those streetlights were out — again.
BUT…crime is down in Detroit. No longer do the locals run out on Halloween and set fire to buildings. They now have better things to do, like play video games on their giant HD TV that they got because Obama gave them all money. Detroit was once the most dangerous city in the United States, but no more…that fine badge of honor has now been passed to the city of St. Louis.
St. Louis:
Yes, St. Louis is considered the most dangerous city in the United State and I can tell you for a fact, that if you are looking for drugs and are stupid enough to go downtown at night, it won’t matter how many lights are on, you will be shot. They will even smile up at the many camera’s and wave while they’re shooting you. Our city is proud to have great lights, it’s North County St. Louis, where I now reside, that is losing its lights because that’s where all the people from the City moved to.
Are you kidding? The only thing downtown is the arch, the baseball stadium, and when the moon is right…drunks looking to get over to Illinois.(They can only see by moonlight,)
All the blacks from the city moved to North County, (and the whites moved out) and it’s here that we have a problem that hasn’t seem to hit Detroit…wild packs of dogs—who will not only will rip your throat out, you will become a bucket of KFC for the whole family. Cousins of Michael Vicks’ family must live here, because most of these dogs are BIG dogs. And therefore the kids can’t walk to school or home without carrying some kind of golf club or rocket launcher.
A young boy was attacked and nearly eaten alive by wild dogs in North St. Louis. City leaders are scrambling to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Aldermanic President Lewis Reed is sounding the alarm. “I’ve witnessed packs of dogs, 10 and 15 dogs running together, and I’ve seen all these dogs I’m talking about they don’t have collars, they don’t have tags, these are truly wild dogs.” he said.
Nobody wants to know: Well, Lewis…are you going to do anything about it? Oh, I forgot, the human society was closed due to loss of city funding. 
Nobody Knows that it’s a hard decision: Which town is more…worthy of its declining reputation? On the one hand, Detroit’s darkness leads to a safe haven for anyone who wants to steal more metal from light poles…and whatever else they can find.
On the other hand, St. Louis has monster dogs, that can attack you anytime of the day or night. Some might say you are safer inside your house with these attack dogs prowling your neighborhood, but then again..wasp spray is pretty cheap.
Nobody suggests a solution to the lights and the dogs.
Detroit just gave a jobs fair for all the ex- cons who were looking for work. In fact, prisons all over the United States are letting out their population because feeding someone three great meals a day, with cable, phone, and a master’s degree is money better spent overseas giving children time in Afghanistan schools in which to study Islam. We just sent 46 million to Uganda…come on! And that was last year!
Africa needs the money more than the people in Detroit. You know that.
Nobody Thinks someone should start a business to hire ex-cons to catch the dogs, train the dogs, and walk the dangerous neighborhoods at night to keep us all safe.
The cops can’t be everywhere.
As a bonus..Muslims HATE dogs, and who needs lights when you have a growling barking dog?
With the money you’d save…you’d have the lights back on in no time. OR..you’d have ex-cons taking over both cities with their trained dog packs. At that point the company CEO would start sending the dogs overseas and the ex-cons would be out of a job again.
Okay Joyanna…what’s plan B?
I’m working on it.
So who won the contest?
St. Louis, because the Cardinals made the World Series and the Tigers didn’t, which was a very good thing because they do NOT HAVE ANY LIGHTS. They had to lose.
(And because Nobody lives here.)
There’s always next year, Detroit…but… don’t get your hopes up.
Obama’s Pantisocracy Spelled Backwards
Nobody’s Opinion
Obama has had a busy week. There was the Obama-MLK-Mao-Black Power resurrection at the feet of Aretha Franklin on Sunday; and we’ve all been watching the “DAY OF RAGE” world riots endorsed by Obama’s many friends; You know..the Nazi-Communist, bored, old, and drugged-up hippies. and NAACP, unions, university students, and many thousands of unemployed who just don’t know what to do, so they figured they’d go and get the free food.
Hey…why not?
Obama’s show at the Martin Luther King Memorial today was for the black vote. He is losing the black vote, and he is now aggressively going back for it. And what do you do to get the blacks back? You bring out…Stevie Wonder..again. (at the MLK ceremony, where else?) No white singers allowed…real unity there, Mr. President.
It’s official— Stevie Wonder LIVES at the White House. Good God. They take him everywhere. He must sing them all to sleep. Obama has his own court jester. How cute.
And how bout’ that President sending troops over to Africa to protect the little babies? He got no complaints from Congress because everyone was watching the global riots.
Good timing there Mr. President!
You gotta love those blacks in Africa: Mutilation, slaves, rape–they just can’t seem to control themselves. And that was even BEFORE the Muslim religion gave them an excuse.
John McCain and Carl Rove even gave their approval.
Killing bin Laden was such a thrill that Obama ordered a kill on a Muslim with a drone last week, who happened to be an American citizen. What happened to Obama and Holder wanting to give terrorists a fair trial here in America? Remember all that Guantanamo stuff? And they weren’t even citizens.
Not that I care that they killed a terrorist, it’s their hypocrisy that bothers me.
In his speech today on the National Mall, Obama made it clear: he wants more redistribution from the “rich” to the “poor.” Translation: more money taken from the whites and given to the blacks and the Latino’s.
The blacks haven’t figured out yet that soon they will be paying for the Latino babies…and their babies will someday lose a job or an college education because Latino’s will get first call. They haven’t figured out that they will be outnumbered due to the fact that…
You tell me. I won’t call them stupid, just Obamazombieized.
‘President’ Obama talked of ‘one nation’…but there were not many whites there. They forgot to invite them I guess. Nobody Remembers Obama and Michelle walking to the White House on the day of his inauguration: it was a sea of solid black faces on each side.
And they call whites racists? Anyone who says that is one himself. You can bet the White House farm on it. And speaking of farm animals…
Nobody’s Perfect; Sean Penn, said that the tea party wants to lynch the “n” in the White House. He bases this on the fact that all tea party people are white and they hate black people. He does not mention that the favorite candidate so far of the tea party, is a black man named Herman Cain. Sean Penn needs to be pointing out the fact that he’s actually blacker than Obama…obviously they don’t know.
Nobody Hopes this guy is not reproducing.
Nobody Knows just what Obama’s policies are concerning Iraq and Iran. Democrats like Diana Feinstein are hollering for us to go in and attack Iran. Really? Obama ran on being the man who was going to BRING THE BOYS HOME, but he’s not any different than Bush really. Uh…he’s had three years to take care of Iran, and NOW he wants sanctions?
Do we even have the money for WWIII? Uh…no, which is exactly why they will start it.
Nobody Cares Check out those guys in that video. I had to post that. Nobody wonders if they even had an amp for the guitar OR the bass.
Frankly, I’m grateful for the little things like idiots that can’t figure out that….NO ONE CAN HEAR THEM!
And notice the guy in the back..He thinks he’s in the Grateful Dead. We’d be more grateful if he WAS…dead that is…and from the looks of him that grateful moment could come at any minute.
As for the drummer…I think they should put him on Saturday Night Live right at the moment Mayor Bloomberg says, “I’m with YA- Fuck YOU USA!”
You know what? The USA doesn’t want you guys…go play at Sean Penn’s house where…
Nobody Wins–when another President sells out American jobs overseas— which is exactly what Obama did this week with South Korea. You would have though he invented peanut butter the way he praised himself over and over. He even brought the President of South Korea over here to stand and insult us all.. in Detroit. It was humiliating. How many years have we fought and paid for their freedom?
Phyllis Schlafly tells you the real deal:
We are told KORUS will create more exports, but the principal exports will be American jobs. The Economic Policy Institute estimates that KORUS will cost us 159,000 jobs. Obama claims that KORUS will create 70,000 low-paying in sourced jobs (of Americans working for foreign employers). But even if true, which is doubtful, that’s less than half the well-paying jobs the U.S. will lose. KORUS will make it impossible for us to prevent foreigners from taking over entire U.S. industries, which they can buy with the U.S. dollars they accumulate from our balance of trade deficit. KORUS will effectively nullify U.S.laws and regulations that restrict economic monopolies.
U.S. regulation of food imports is already under attack in the World Trade Organization, and KORUS will give Korea the right to limit our ability to regulate the quality of food imports. We will lose our ability to protect ourselves from contaminated and toxic foods. foreigners simply replace their tariffs with a VAT (Value Added Tax), and KORUS does nothing to remedy or reduce this gross unfairness. Fifty thousand Americans gave their lives in the 1950s to keep South Korea free, and we’ve maintained an expensive border patrol ever since to protect against Communist North Korea, so South Korea doesn’t have to provide its own defense. We shouldn’t give South Korea American jobs, too.
But he just did. On a good note….
Nobody’s Fool: Congress did not pass Obama’s dream of high-speed trains to cover the whole continent. The drugs coming into Tampa will not get a fast ride to Orlando. Guess the Mexicans will just have to keep on driving those trucks.
Warren Buffet bought up a LOT of US Monoploy Railroads– so don’t expect this disappear.
Nobody Wonders when the globalists are going to quit? Did you know that the Carnegie Endowment fund, in 1940, had plans to merge the US with Russia? They are (G-20) now suggesting the European union has not failed …oh no. What they want is all 27 countries to give up all sovereign rights to Brussels. I thought they already did that, but what do I know?
Geithner wants us to throw in some trillions to make it happen.
Nobody Flashes: Guess what? Obama took that long-care insurance that he put into his Obamacare out, so that not only will the doctors tell you…go home and die, you won’t get any nurse by your bed to change your diapers after that stroke.
And YOU thought he loved you!
Nobody Remembers: While we wonder what is happening to the world, and how Obama can get up and give speech after speech, as if nothing has changed in the last 3 years, consider this quote from George Soros..who by the way, has his eyes on oil wells in Uganda…soon to be handed over to him by Obama.
“In short, we need a global society to support our global economy,” Soros said. “The sovereignty of states must be subordinated to international law and international institutions.”
Nobody Thinks– The elitists better watch out…they are outnumbered, and by the looks of some of the people in Italy today..they might want to take a few “rich” people to the Coliseum and throw them in with a few other elites…
It would NOT be pretty…but they could practice their pantisocracy while we all watch.
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Calling Mitt Out…Annie Oakley “Make My Day” Barnhardt
Nobody Flashes:
Thanks to my readers, I found out this woman is REAL!
And after listening to Obama resurrect the Civil Rights Movement all over again today, I needed an uplifting moment, and it’s here!
Mitt, Anne has your number! As the email said: YOU GO GIRL!
Enjoy.
Nobody Gets Email: Anne Barnhardt: My hero
Nobody Gets Email
When it comes to the email basket of goodies, I think this has to be one of my favorites…This lady is one of my hero’s. Even if she was made up by someone, I don’t care. It’s a letter I wish I’d written..
Enjoy! (Thanks to Tom Beebe) 
*****
The marines call girls such as this…”marrying material,” and, for her birthday…any weapon of her choosing!
This woman is a blogger and has been somewhat outspoken to say the least. Apparently a Jihadist in England noticed and sent her a threat to which she responded.
Ann Barnhardt is described as “a livestock and grain commodity broker and marketing consultant, American patriot, traditional Catholic, and unwitting counter-revolutionary blogger. She has taken on Islam and they have noticed.
DEATH THREAT: To annbarnhardt
I’m going to kill you when I find you. Don’t think I won’t, I know where you and your parents live and I’ll need is one phone-call to kill ya’ll.
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ANN’S RESPONSE:
Re: Watch your back.
Hello mufcadnan123!
You don’t need to “find” me. My address is 9175 Kornbrust Circle, Lone Tree, CO 80124.
Luckily for you, there are daily DIRECT FLIGHTS from Heathrow to Denver . Here’s what you will need to do. After arriving at Denver and passing through customs, you will need to catch the shuttle to the rental car facility. Once in your rental car, take Pena Boulevard to I-225 south. Proceed on I-225 south to I-25 south. Proceed south on I-25 to Lincoln Avenue which is exit 193. Turn right (west) onto Lincoln . Proceed west to the fourth light, and turn left (south) onto Ridgegate Boulevard . Proceed south, through the roundabout to Kornbrust Drive . Turn left onto Kornbrust Drive and then take an immediate right onto Kornbrust Circle. I’m at 9175.
Just do me one favor. PLEASE wear body armor. I have some new ammunition that I want to try out, and frankly, close-quarter body shots without armor would feel almost unsporting from my perspective. That and the fact that I’m probably carrying a good 50 I.Q. points on you makes it morally incumbent upon me to spot you a tactical advantage.
However, being that you are a miserable, trembling coward, I realize that you probably are incapable of actually following up on any of your threats without losing control of your bowels and crapping your pants while simultaneously sobbing yourself into hyperventilation. So, how about this: why don’t you contact the main mosque here in Denver and see if some of the local musloids here in town would be willing to carry out your attack for you?
After all, this is what your “perfect man” mohamed did (pig excrement be upon him). You see, mohamed, being a miserable coward and a con artist, would send other men into battle to fight on his behalf. Mohamed would stay at the BACK of the pack and let the stupid, ignorant suckers like you that he had conned into his political cult do the actual fighting and dying. Mohamed would then fornicate with the dead men’s wives and children. You should follow mohamed’s example! Here is the contact info for the main mosque here in Denver :
Masjid Abu Bakr
Imam Karim Abu Zaid
2071 South Parker Road
Denver, CO 80231
Phone: 303-696-9800
Email: denvermosque@yahoo.com
I’m sure they would be delighted to hear from you. Frankly, I’m terribly disappointed that not a SINGLE musloid here in the United States has made ANY attempt to rape and behead me. But maybe I haven’t made myself clear enough, so let me do that right now
Liberals Throwing Matches…
Nobody Reports:
This video was taken not far from my house. That is the Hazelwood Chief of Police, arresting a man who was trying to save a life. I know that highway, and nobody would have hit that fire engine, because it’s right before an exist where two lanes are sectioned off already, and the speed signs are reduced for ten miles before they get there. I would have expected nothing less of the Chief of Hazelwood because I have seen him in action.
More of that in a second:
Right now in America, we have a first. We have a sitting President, a X-Vice President, a former Speaker of the House, and several prominent members of the black Congressional caucus daily encouraging all their people to riot. Revolution. Go ahead citizens and young kids…riot.
So far, not one of them have condone violence on the side of the rioters. MSNBC wants a KENT State moment. Can you even believe they said that? Kill some kids to get Obama’s Jobs Bill passed?
For that statement, Nobody suggest that those reporters volunteer their own kids..for the cause of course.
It’s only a matter of time, before one policeman, in fear for his life in the middle of a mob, loses it and hurts or kills someone.
I’ve seen it before.
Many of you know that I made my living as a drummer. Six nights a week, I would play till one in the morning, and then sometimes I had to load equipment. One night after work, my husband (who had left me a year before to go “find himself”) decided to follow me home from work. At the time, I think he was trying to get back with me.
So, it’s 3 in the morning. No cars were seen within miles. I pulled out on a green light to make a left into a side street, but one car that I was waiting for slowed down, almost stopped. There I was left sitting in the middle of the yellow light, which turned red, because the guy who had been coming towards me at 40mph slowed down to almost…2. (no doubt he was stoned.) I could have backed up. But the guy had almost stopped. So I turned on a red.
Of course, he saw the police car that I didn’t, and that’s why he slowed down.
I didn’t even go one block and got pulled over.
The guy was short, and looked mad. He came up to the car, and told me to get out. Now understand, I had a van. Johnny (Not his real name.) was right behind me and saw what was going on and pulled up behind my car and parked.
“GET BACK INTO YOUR CAR!”
“Officer, that’s my husband. It’s okay. He’s just making sure I get home okay.”
The cop instantly went into some kind of furious anger mode. I was beginning to wonder if he had just stopped me because I was a pretty blond, and he wanted to get a look. Why else make me get out of the car?
He yelled, “Sir, if you do not get back into your car I will arrest you.!”
Of course, we thought that was pretty silly.
Now, imagine. I’ve never had a ticket, did not drink, did not do drugs, and we both looked at each other in disbelief and said “Can’t we just stand her while you write the ticket?, it’s his car too you know.”
Honestly. Since we had done nothing wrong, but went through a red light at 3 in the morning, and it was obvious we were sober, I couldn’t believe his anger. You might think it crazy, but we felt it was our right to be able to stand on the side of the road.
He wanted ME to stand and Johnny to get back in his car. We were both about as threatening as cows chewing their cuds. Johnny was dressed in a shirt and tie.
Within second, the cop slammed him hard up against the car, and tried to handcuff him.
We were both like “WHAT?”
John, like any man surprised kept saying “What did I do?” and within minutes the officer got him on the ground.
Then he made a call in, and in less than 3 minutes five cop cars pulled up, sirens blazing, and Johnny was pinned down on the ground face first. It all happened so fast I really couldn’t believe it.
At least twenty cops surrounded him, some with their guns drawn. They were waiting for someone. That someone came driving in, and hopped out of his car, RAN to Johnny who was lying face first on the ground, and when he got up to Johnny, he put the barrel of his gun to his head and said:
“You ever do that again buddy, I’ll put a hole right through your head, you understand?.”
As soon as I saw this scene, (Everyone had forgotten completely about me.) I went running toward the scene…
“Whoa–WAIT, hey, I know this guy, this is a traffic ticket guys..MY ticket…there is no crime here, he’s my husband…what are you doing?!”
I was NOT going to stand by and watch an innocent man die.
I yelled again… “HEY. Put those guns away, that’s my husband and this is just a traffic ticket…COME ON! YOU DO NOT NEED GUNS HERE, he didn’t do a thing!”
They all turned around and looked at me, and very quietly put their guns up.
Of course, they realized —they had a witness.
One guy as quick as an eye, grabbed me and pulled so far away, so fast I was dizzy.
The good news: I probably saved his life. It was 3 in the morning and those guys were just freaking bananas ready to kill someone. They had the wrong guy.
Something else had to have happened to those men that night, to get a whole gaggle of cops in a lynching tizzy, before my fabulous left-hand turn. I will never know, and cops won’t tell you.
Johnny got a fine of $800 for parking in a no- parking zone, and my ticket was…excused.
I have never forgotten my encounter with the Hazelwood police because I don’t want to believe that cops are that stupid, that trigger happy, and that dangerous, to point a gun at someone’s head who really did nothing but stand next to his wife on the curb.
It scared the crap out of me.
So, why are the police so…quick to draw first? I asked one once. He told me they are always scared. Their worst fear is that someone will pull their gun out of their own hands or holster and shot them.
Nobody thinks that they are scared. Period. Not to mention, maybe they’ve seen too many cop movies.
And god love them, they have an awful job nowadays. We all know that.
So, for a President and all his friends and cronies to invite and promote the kinds of riots we are seeing, they are putting not only people but the police force in danger too.
That in itself is an unforgivable crime against the American people.
And they rule us. God help us all.
(Thanks to amfortas for the video)
How a Dictator Keeps Power….101
Nobody Wins
You may not think these two videos are connected, but think again. If we are attacked again, then Obama would certainly put his “citizen’s universal service” plans into place. He would have his own Gestapo of the young, who will have no choice but to do “service” to their “country” which by that time, will be whoever is President. He already has the power to grab complete control, which by the way, was given to President Bush by the passage of the Patriot Act. Any President now, in any emergency….whether economic or otherwise, can take full control, of just about everything.
Is there anyone discussing this right now? Nope.
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The reelection strategy of the Obama administration is becoming very clear:
1.. Tie the Republicans to Wall Street. Blame the economy on Wall Street. Send masses to protest.
2. Get your rich friends to support it, and all the state sponsored liberal press.
3. Send your cabinet members to keep trashing the Tea Party, the party who are what’s left of the working and middle class. Tell all the masses of ignorant and poor that it’s the Tea Party that really wants anarchy by getting rid of that government who is taking such good care of them. They are unpatriotic. They are racist, and mean. They don’t care if the little babies starve. Keep repeating the message everywhere.
4. Tell everyone that rich people backed the Tea Party, and that rich people need to pay more. Don’t tell them that the rich people funding the government already get subsidies from Obama and have all their money in offshore accounts. This will lead the small businesses that are left to die with tax burdens, and leave more power concentrated in fewer and fewer hands.
Send bills to Congress, very publicly— bills you know they won’t sign, then dictate your own laws in the name of “saving the country.’ The Congress, will have no power, since you made them impudent with the special Congress you put in place to rule over them. No need to fear Congress anymore. They would never impeach a black President. (Very clever)
Obama holds all the cards— but there are two more to put in place: Cap and Trade, and Universal Citizen Service.
After you watch these video, you must realized that Obama will continue to expand the Presidency’s power to complete and total dictator. He will make laws as he has been doing going through the various other bureaucracies that have been put in place exactly for that reason.
Like…Homeland Security. EPA…and the oldest, the Federal Reserve. All these institutions take their orders from the President. And in the case of the Federal Reserve…he takes orders from them.
Like I have said—cut the head off of the snake. Move to get RID of the Presidency altogether. Make him a King with no power if you like, one to stand around and give parties and come out once a year to say a few words at Christmas. Take ALL his power away. No longer will a President be able to come in and fire all appointed federal judges and put in his own, and “fundamentally chance America” into a dictartorship.
Restore power back to the Congress. Sounds Radical?
Impossible? Jesse Jackson said this recently:
Jackson said that the government (by executive order ) should directly employ the 15 million people who are currently without work.
Comrades, think: What happens if Obama decides to put some of those out-of-work citizens into his homegrown police force? Remember, he wanted that. Sure, he hasn’t talked about it, but you can bet it’s on his list of “things to do.” (see first video) He’s already given amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants by telling the immigration bureau they cannot deport people anymore. He rules, like he says in the video, by going around Congress. You won’t hear another word about it.
Obama’s next task; cap-and-trade. This from Glenn Beck’s site:
Obama’s New EPA Rules will cause Texas to shut down power plants, which will mean that homes could go without power (Lights and even Air Conditioning) in the middle of next year’s 2012 Texas Summer
Congressman Linda Sanchez today, almost made this Nobody want to get up and hit a punching bag. She said–
Tea Party and Republicans are unpatriotic, hate America and are screwing the working class because they don‘t agree with Obama’s policies.
Really? Get rid of the Tea Party, and all those “working class people” will not get their food stamps. Who do they think pays for them, Obama?
Them’s fighting words: But…instead of letting MS Raza Sanchez drag us down into the cockfight, I suggest we follow the old democratic play book: Find Obama’s mistress, and splash her face and story everywhere.And then watch Bill Clinton come out to defend him.
He is a family man you say? He doesn’t have a mistress?
Wanna bet?
Cantagion: Idiot’s Guide to a Pandemic
Nobody Cares
Not since the bird flu pandemic (did you get it?) have we needed another movie to remind us all, that at any moment, the earth’s population could be cut in half with a virus. It could spread so fast, that within months, body bags would run out, and the best thing to do would be to stay in your house, and pray someone with a gun doesn’t break in and kill you for your food.
Or eat you for food.
My husband and I needed a reprieve from the fact that we didn’t have money to go on a vacation, and we thought, “Surely we can go to a flick.” since the Bahamas was out of the question.
Everyone else must have been in the Bahamas because we were the only ones there. And that’s in the WHOLE movie theater which has 18 huge cinemas and an IMAX.
(Nobody is making this up… not this time.)
I suggested we go see Contagion, because we both like Matt Daman. Nobody has a theory that movie stars come onto the scene in very popular conservatives movies, grab the loyalty of the diehard intelligent people they need to change, and then..turn into liberal idiots. Then we are all totally surprised that they have cauliflower for brains.
Matt Damon stared in the Borne Identity movies, which are all great. He then came out just recently and started talking about unions and how much we need them. (I’d better stop right now, because in my head I can think of dozens of entertainers who have always promoted the old conservative themes, and then came out flaming red, and insulting the very people who go to see their films.)
Dozens.
“Red is the color that my baby wore, and once more it’s true…yes it is.” Sorry, I had a Beatle moment.
So, back to the movie. Matt Damon plays the main character whose wife catches a deadly virus when she was in Hong Kong, and then infects a lot of people at a casino and the whole world becomes infected. People can’t get the vaccines except by lottery, in other words, it shows you what would happen if there really was an outbreak. Marshall Law is moved in right away. And get this: the real scientists of the world claim this movie is right on track.
As far as movies goes, this one was just okay. My husband was severely disappointed because he was expecting Zombies.(BIG Zombie lover) I wanted to see it because I suspected it was going to be another “lesson.”
Nobody Thinks I was right.
It was more like a…you know, this might happen, and the government and Homeland Security will take years to get out the vaccines, but in the end it will be done, because they are all good people. Elites will get it first. People, will die. But, that’s life folks.
Okay—Nobody prefers the government conspiracy movies, but there were no government conspiracies in this movie. At the end, all the suspicions that this virus was some kind of germ warfare was put to rest when the camera zooms in on a bat, and a pig…the real culprits. Honest…last scene. That’s your lesson.
The scene that upset me the most is when a government guy (Played by Lawrence) decided that maybe putting the vaccine in the water would be a good idea, because they did put fluoride in it for our benefit. I’ve read too much about the harmful side effects of fluoride to go there.
I know, you may say that at this point in my life that Nobody is getting too suspicious. Nobody reasons that the more you know, the more you see, and the less you can enjoy it. This happened to me long ago when I took Art Appreciation in college. I got an A, and then every time I looked at a painting afterwards, I would dissect it…I could tell you who did it, what period it was from, HOW they painted it..etc.. Then one day, I realized…I simply did not enjoy the beauty of art any longer. I couldn’t look at a simple sunset without going into all the details in my mind.
It was…annoying.
So, I forgot everything I knew about it,—on purpose. It took me years to forget it, I had to unlearn what I had learned. Nobody Thinks I’m becoming so good at spotting all the propaganda in everything now, that I find it hard to enjoy movies anymore. I know millions of others probably feel the same way.
But this time, I will be saved from myself by mother nature. Someday, I won’t remember where I put the car keys OR the car. I won’t remember ever seeing this movie, because the govenment after reading this, will make sure I get an extra dose of floride in my water.
Despite the movie, we had a great box of buttered popcorn, a theater all to ourselves, and then came home and ducked taped the windows. (just kidding)
Really, if you can just enjoy a movie without thinking…it’s really…okay.
Good thing money is tight right now: According to this movie, it very well could have been me that walked into a casino in the Bahamas and then I would have ended up being the one to kill the world with a virus from a banana, dropped by a monkey who had had sex with a pig, into my margarita.
I’m just saying….
Having Sex With Animals…A Civil Right?
Nobody Reports—
Laugh for the day.
Listen to this guy…he gets these people wbo are protesting, to say one of their rights as human beings is to be able to have sex with animals if they want. By the looks of HIM, I’d say he’d already tried it. I bet he has a barn full of sweetie pies for his own pleasure at his house.
Uh…have they consulted the animals on this? How about PETA? Does PETA think this is a good idea? Wouldn’t a man having sex with a dog or pig be considererd cruel and unusual torture? Will we be seeing animal strip clubs? Will the protitutes start serving a “two for one” me and my sheep?” for the low price of $200?
What animals are included in this? Elephants? Giraffes? Priaire Dogs? Is Hollywood suffering so badly that we will soon be seeing, “Debbie Does The Lion King?” porn in HD? All ready for that new IPhone, download now…The Wild Horses of Texas.
Next thing you know, they will want equal rights for all those who want to marry their “animal.”
And what if they want to have sex with say…a wild animal? Beaver for instance? Nobody Thinks these people are actually decendants of the first democrat who had sex with an ass, there is no other explanation for such moronic behavior.
But— you have to laugh, or you’ll cry at the fact that all these people repeated exactly what this idiot said word for word…even the “You can have sex with animails.”
Good god…I’m hiding my dog.
Did J.P. Morgan Sink the Titanic?
Nobody Knows 
Obama has started the class warfare fights, and the riots on Wall Street are out to get the rich. The rich are being held up as villains to be crushed. Thousands are marching in New York and Washington D.C. searching for rich men to picket, that is, after they finish having sex in the tent.
Well, what else is new? On the good side… most people now know they have been ripped off. On the bad side, most of those people protesting on Wall Street are not thinking, and they suffer from a bad education. They think the answer is free everything, that it was capitalism that ruined them, and Marxist/communism is the only way to go.
The real way to go is let the rich get rich. BUT..make sure there is a fair playing field.
No monopolies, and that includes the monopolies in our government. Both Republican and Democrat have let huge mergers go on for the last twenty years, until there will soon be, only one company: The state.
The rule of law is no more. The problem lies with both: Government AND their multinational sponsors, which include..other countries.
Our founders wanted a “government of laws and not of men.” (John Adams) and we haven’t been that for quite a long lonesome time. You can expect the powerful to grab as much money they can, when laws are broken, ignored, or not enforced.
Many think that the United States has gone from a soft socialism into a hard-care fascism and it’s going to be hard to reverse. It’s almost as if our government (Paulson) got together with the top rich guys, (and bankers) and then said, “We are crashing the dollar boys, if you help us, we will look the other way while you take a big percentage of this stimulus for yourself…a payoff. Take it now, because at some time, we will have to come after you. So…now is the time for you to grab your piece of the pie. ”
Just like in the Titanic. It was the rich who got to the boats first.
Everyone who writes or thinks, compares the sinking of the Titanic to the sinking of America. There were only a few lifeboats, and the poor were chained below. They were not even allowed up top.
And that’s exactly how most people in America feel right now. We are all being chained to the bottom deck. Very soon, only the rich will be able to afford to put their kids through college or even fly much.
Nothing new here: almost all cultures on the planet have their castes..but I found this yesterday.
Nobody Remembers that after the Titanic sank, Senator Alden Smith of Michigan, who was a fierce opponent of Titanic investor J.P. Morgan, convened a hearing. He saw the disaster as a direct result of corporate greed and elitist luxury…said this:
From George Magazine, Dec., 1997
“We’re running mad with the lust of wealth and of power and of ambition. We are separating society into castes. It takes a terrible warning to bring us back to our moorings and our senses.” He said this because labor leaders claimed that Morgan “had fattened is pickets from the conditions that made inevitable this feast of death.”
Jeffery Immelt would have done the same. Anything to save a buck.
The Titanic sank in 3 hours. 2,228 were on board, and 705 survived. Those who saw the movie got the point of how the poor were treated. Of those who went down with the ship:
- 130 first-class passengers
- 166 second-class passengers
- 536 third-class passengers
- 685 crew members
For the last two years, dozens of commentators and experts have been trying to warn all the people of America to get ready for the rough times ahead.
Frankly, Nobody Thinks that the rich have known about the sinking of America for a long time, and that’s why they are grabbing as much as they can, as fast as they can. The rest of us will go down with the ship.
But..there IS hope…
The way I look at it, if the men who fought with George Washington at Valley Forge could bear not even having shoes in the coldest of winters, real liberty lovers will rise up. Wether it’s the tea party, or the leftist loonies following the leftist loonies in the White House.
EVERYBODY is pissed off.
Nobody’s Perfect: Marriage, Divorce, Electrocution…
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have the subject of matrimony and love: couples getting married, couples getting divorced, couples getting electrocuted….
First we have Lord Paul McCartney, who just got married to a very lovely and very rich woman named Nancy Shevell. Nobody Thinks that was a smart move. The last woman he married couldn’t get enough of his money. Let’s hope this one works out for him.
You have to give the man a lot of credit…after the awful mess his last marriage caused him, to dive in at his age and try again, shows he believes in the institution. And for that, I give him a big round of applause.
Hopefully this time, they both signed pre-nups.
Paul looked years younger on his wedding day. I’m glad he is dying his hair. For a vegetarian, that must have been a hard decision, because you know, all those chemicals could melt into his brain and cause his liver to fail because he doesn’t eat meat. (Nobody made that up.)
And any woman who loves gardenias in my book, shows class. They are MY favorite flower.
They looked like the perfect couple, unlike this next couple.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Now……. I don’t mean to criticize anyone’s choice in men, (Wait…of course I do, it’s too much fun!) but when Demi divorced Bruce Willis and married Ashton Kutcher I thought she had some kind of problem—NOT because he was so much younger than her, but because he seemed like such a …what’s the words? College boy.
Demi also collects Barbie dolls and has a house just to show them all off. So you have to wonder…what did they have in common? Nobody Wonders if they will all go on their fabulous vacations after the divorce? Bruce, Ashton, Demi and her new future boyfriend.
Do we care?
No, we don’t, but Nobody Cares about the next couple from Pennsylvania: Joseph Russell and April Carter.
Why? Because THEY hold the common nobodies card of love for the future.
Police say a western Pennsylvania couple desperate for money to pay for their wedding netted just $18 for the stolen copper wire they cut from more than a dozen utility poles. North Sewickley police say 23-year-old Joseph Russell and 24-year-old April Cater cut down the wires on August 9, four days before their wedding. Russell says he was desperate for money because he’d just lost his job and lost a $1,000 deposit after his reception hall abruptly closed down.
That’s got to be love. I don’t care how much Paul and Nancy think they might love each other, I doubt if he would EVER climb a pole and steal copper wire just to marry her, and for good reason too. Another couple that were not so lucky climbed up a pole and paid for it.
A man died as he and a female partner tried to steal copper wire from an electrical vault in South Gate on Saturday afternoon, police said. The woman tried to pull him away from the vault when it caught fire and exploded, but the electricity traveled through her body and she received severe burns. Two small children were found in a truck 15 feet from the accident but were not injured.
There you go…desperate times call for desperate measures. Leave the kids in the car.
What did we learn from these three mistakes?
1. Don’t marry the first amputee that comes along after your wife dies.
2. Don’t marry the first young and sexy man who beds you right after your painful divorce.
3. If you don’t have enough money for a wedding, don’t climb up a pole and steal copper wiring…go on Oprah and beg for money.
What’s that you say? Oprah doesn’t have a show anymore? Well, just wait. She coming back because her cable show is losing money big time.
Anyway, maybe Lord Paul or Demi Moore will see you on the show, and send you the money you need.
At least you’ll be alive to enjoy it.
Social Engineering: The REAL, Evil Future of Shock
Nobody’s Opinion
It was poignant moment: I had finally found the old box of baseball cards that my son wanted to have, lying in a forgotten spot in my office. I drove them over to his house to surprise him. He took out each card with great hope in his eyes, fingering each one with great reverence.
“Here’s Nolan Ryan-— that should get something. Hey, some guy on T.V. had a card that he got $100,000 for!” he said.
As a parent, I wanted to say, “Don’t get your hopes up.” but, I didn’t.
Like many of us, he is looking for stuff to barter, to sell …whatever… to make a few extra bucks to pay the bills. It’s too sad. He has a job as a personal trainer…but nowadays, that’s a luxury. And so just like Alvin Toffler predicted so many decades ago, we are seeing the “trading ” bug happening all around. People are trading, not in cash, but in “stuff.”
Also Sadly, Alvin predicted long ago that in the future, once great societies would go back to bartering, and trading…sort of a Mad Max world in the suburbs. We now have lots of cable TV programs to teach us how to do it, and even get excited about it.
“Oh boy, I just sold this beat-up electric oil sign for $200! I made $50 dollars!”
Like the Democrats blaming the Republicans, Alvin blames the changes in society on technology. Don’t believe it. It’s not your computer that’s telling you how to think.
Toffler is not being talked about much anymore. Alvin (big union lover) was the great FUTURE SHOCK (his best-selling book) predictor, in which he predicted the changes now coming to us all.
This Nobody has trouble believing one man can predict the world decades ahead, unless of course, you’re George Orwell or H.G. Wells and hang out with the people who rule the world. (which they did) We are looking more like 1984 every day. Orwell was no psychic. He just belonged to the men’s club who wanted to put 1984 in place.
And that’s exactly what Alvin has always done. He has known every leader in the world—not only that, they have paid him dearly to advise them on how to socially engineer their people. He is a favorite of the Chinese. In fact, he lives there.
In 1996, with Tom Johnson, an American business consultant, they co-founded Toffler Associates, an advisory firm designed to implement many of the ideas the Toffler’s have written on. The firm worked with businesses, NGOs, and governments in the U.S., South Korea, Mexico, Brazil, Singapore, Australia and other countries..
And running for President is one of his biggest fans, Newt Gingrich.
When we see Alvin’s predictions coming true (move over Nostradamus) Nobody insists in my usual a primo way, that Alvin is no more a predictor than the eight ball on your desk. Alvin is a social engineer. Not only has he known what was being discussed and put into motion for decades, he has helped it along. From Wikipedia:
While social engineering can be carried out by any organization, whether large or small, public or private, the most comprehensive (and often the most effective) campaigns of social engineering are those initiated by powerful central government.
Examples: To replace the old social frameworks of Tsarist Russia with a new Soviet Culture , the Soviets used newspapers, books, film, mass relocation, and even architectural design tactics to serve as “social condenser” and change personal values and private relationships. Similar examples are the Chinese “Great Leap Forward” and “Cultural Revolution” program and the Khmer Rouge’s plan of de-urbanization of Cambodia. In Singapore the government’s housing policies attempt to promote a mix of all races within each subsidized housing district in order to foster social cohesion and national loyalty while providing citizens with affordable housing.
And there’s the problem I am having. Americans, YOU are being socially engineered with every single program you watch on TV, and all the movies you are renting. Most of the established magazines are telling you how to think, and even your churches are getting on board.
Who else is sick to death of this but me? Anyone? Goebbels would be proud.
MAGAZINES:
On my lap right now, I have a July 2011, issue of Newsweek. Nobody Remembers when news magazines just REPORTED the news. Now, they are social engineering propaganda machines.
On the cover of this issue, to hook those conservative Americans who NEED to be programmed…is a giant picture of General Petraeus. He has a look on his face like he wants to give you a BIG hug. He is like the gentle kind man who will never hurt you.
WTF? Is all I can say. When you realize he is now head of the CIA, you know why they want you to think of him as…just an old softie. We’ve seen what they did to Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann on the covers of Time.
All this stuff is on purpose. They are socially engineering you. Programming you. It’s not just politics as usual folks. It’s the stuff of hard-core mind manipulation.
Inside, Paul Begala writes that he misses the Republican liberal Bob Dole. We have an article called “Why Gay Marriage is good for America.” in which the gay author say the Declaration of Independence gave him the right to pursue happiness. (Right, and it also gave us the right to shit on police cars.)
We see an interview with the White House Cook for Obama who is from Ethiopia.
“Who Need Humans?” is a rant of the wonders of robotic librarians.
The middle contains a whole section–tearing Rupert Murdoch limb to limb.
My personal favorite was, “How to Raise a Global Kid” in which it reports that all the smart rich elite people are raising their kids in China so that they will be able to speak Chinese. The family was SO proud.
They can stay there and learn communism too for all I care.
MOVIES
For the past decade, here in America, all our movies have had some black man in the leading role. He is the chief of police, he is the general, the President (as in 24 the most popular conservative TV getting us ready) Blacks are 17 percent of the population according to the Census so they are overrepresented in everything.
In our movies, the women can beat up 165 guys at once, even kill them, all the while she is in high heels. They RUN in high heels and catch villains twice their size.
Just last week I watched the new movie, “The Swan” with Natalie Portman. I really don’t think I’m the only one who gets upset when masturbation and gay sex is shown onscreen, and this movie was filled with it. Natalie never falls in love in the movie, where she plays a ballerina. In the end she kills herself. And I couldn’t have felt less sorry for her. But that’s me. Millions who watched it, and watched her puck all over the screen, were feeling her pain, who knows how many future suicides she will inspire? 
(Oh, and she pukes ALOT. All the puking on screens is getting us ready for something. )
The movie by artistic standards was in the fine tradition of Hitchcock, but it still leaves the viewer feeling..empty. Even the Harry Potter series turned into dark and foreboding themes. Not something to fill our kids with optimism is there? Was she getting the little buggers ready?
Think about it: Harry Potter has no mum and dad…just his friends and his school. Dumbledore his role model, is gay.
And in Machete; you can riot your way to justice.
TV
In our sitcoms, our main characters are speaking Spanish phrases. Even Rush Limbaugh throws it in. Not that anyone dislikes the Spanish, but shouldn’t they learn English?
On Fox News tonight, Nobody was watching a Fox news reporter relentlessly attack Presidential candidate Rick Santorin for NOT believing that gays have as much right in the military as straights. Whatever you think of the issue, Chris Wallace argued with a passion against Rick, pushing his opinion..again and again, under the guise of the objective news reporter.
All the “news” reporters do it now.
I have gay friends. My cousin has two gay sons that we all adore, but even I am getting tired of the relentless programming being forced into us every single day, on the news, and in our movies and schools. Gays are such a small part of our society (less than 1 percent) the attention they are given is almost maniacal. 
(Gays adopt. They can’t reproduce. They don’t want more people on the planet. Simple.)
Multiculturalism
Like Singapore, our neighborhoods are flushed with so many different nationalities, the schools are spending millions trying to keep up with language teachers. And what is worse, they do NOT assimilate. They stick to their groups. It’s what has always happened, as Europe is finding out.
It’s mother nature boys..we like our own species so to speak, no matter what species you are.
Remember a while back when New York baseball player lamented that he couldn’t understand anyone in New York anymore? He was right, and he got creamed in the papers, and fined by MLB.
Social engineering: We don’t want you to get too fat, too rich, or too smart. Take your pill. Don’t be mean. Wall Street did it to you, not Obama. Men are worthless, die and make room for the youngsters. Give money to the poor. Forever. The rich world must give to the poor nations. And Islam is a peaceful and wonderful religion, which has given the world great things. We need the illegal’s. The revolutions you are seeing everywhere are democratic! Rejoice!
Scary stuff. It’s Halloween every day here. And our world is changing rapidly, but it’s not Steve Jobs Apple I- Phone that is destroying our freedoms.
It’s the social engineers like Alvin Toffler.
Alvin foresaw a future that would dislocate the social and psychological balance by Western society if this rate of change continued without a corresponding program of adaptation by Western society and its psyche. He surveyed the impressive array of industrial and technological change that has taken place in the last 300 years and spoke of it as a “fire storm of change,“ affecting institutions, values and even roots.(right, gays would have IPHONES!) He laments this “racing rate of change that makes reality seem sometimes like a kaleidoscope run wild“. It is not only the content of culture change from old to new that dazzles, but especially its scale, scope and pace. This accelerated pace of change whereby so many revolutionary changes occur within so short a time has brought about a culture of transience and flux, in which nothing is permanent except perhaps impermanence itself.
Alvin is saying the West has been free for so long, they are not going to like communism, and when they wake up and find themselves in it one day, they will go into shock. He’s right. He just tells you that he is a genius and he knew this would happen because he can see the future. It will happen…naturally, he says.
Bull. There is nothing ‘natural’ about it.
You know, Alvin isn’t the only one who can foresee the future. Nobody Thinks that if we do not start talking about the social engineering crap that is being forced upon us, we will all wake up one day, very shocked and soon to be dead rats floating in the evil scientific social engineering bowl of Alvin Toffler.
Think of that next time you have to sell your dad’s old baseball cards to pay the rent.
Who Benefits From Inflation? Watch.
Nobody Flashes:
Just a quick little video that we could all flash forward to our Congress.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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