There’s Stealing—and Then There’s Stupid
Nobody Cares
While Obama and all his supporters are going around claiming that things really aren’t so bad, and have improved, as you can see by the pictures, not everyone is having a great time.
First: In downtown Dallas, copper thieves were trying to pull a 13,200 volt live wire out of a conduit. Note the bolt cutter and the copper wire on the ground.
The economy is so bad, that metals are being stolen everywhere. Pipes, wires, cables, gutters, air conditioners are being stripped of their copper coils. Add to that copper plumbing, generators, and that’s just the beginning!
I’m waiting for the mufflers to be yanks off of cars…siding off houses…handle bars off of baby carriages…
This is what happens when you replace science class with recycling class. Nobody Blames Al Gore.
Second: Somewhere in Longview, Washington State, 31- YEAR-OLD UNIDENTIFIED MAN (Uh, how did they know he was 31 if he was unidentified?) stole four items from a store: a Marilyn Manson CD, a bike inner-tube, a bike lock, and a quart of oil.
Evidently, he was going to go home, put on his Manson CD, put a new inner tube on his bike, and ride to the local service station and steal a quart of oil. This 31-year-old Manson wannabe was a prime example of “It takes one to know one.” Being a thief himself, he bought a lock for his bike. No one was going to steal that bike from him.
Still, he wasn’t so smart when he took a hatchet to a police man’s ear when caught stealing. He left his ‘stolen’ items in the cart, which mean, his fingerprints are all over them.
That shows…real thinking.
Does Obama care about the massive stealing that been going on lately? Does he care that we have a nation of morons? (Don’t answer that.)
Did Osama bin Laden care about his wife when he used her as a body guard?
I’m just saying.
Not much “caring” going on right now in the White House. So, Nobody Thinks we should all remember those famous words of a well-loved famous American that I tell myself every day:
“Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.”
John Wayne
Something tells me, neither one of these guys were John Wayne fans.
Nobody Flashes: Chuck Woolery Leaves White Squirrels in Budget
Nobody Flashes
I can’t help myself. Nobody is getting some great emails that just can’t wait. This guy cracks me up, and also tells you how simple it would be to cut $1.5 trillion dollars off the budget. Something that no one in Congress can bring themselves to do.
Who knew there were White Squirrels?
ENJOY!
(Thanks to Pattie)
The Good Greedy Rich VS The Bad Greedy Rich
Nobody’s Opinion
Let’s talk about the rich, shall we? How DO they get that way? Is it just hard work? Haven’t we been told that in America, if you work hard, you will be rewarded? If that’s the case, why is it that most of our politicians are not only rich, they are getting richer? They hardly work at all. When was the last time Nancy Pelosi invented or produced anything?
What happened here?
According to Joseph E. Stiglitz of Vanity Fair;
Virtually all U.S. Senators, and most of the House of the representatives, are members of the top 1 percent when they arrive, are kept in office by money from the top 1 percent, and know that if they serve the top 1 percent well they will be rewarded by the top 1 percent when they leave office. By and large, the key executive-branch policymakers on trade and economic policy also come from the top 1 percent. It should not make jaws drop that a tax bill cannot emerge from Congress unless big tax cuts are put in place for the wealthy. Given the power of the top 1 percent, this is the way you would expect the system to work.
So, it seems we have two sides of greed: good greed, and bad greed. How do you tell the difference? I have an easy answer: If they are plundering, not producing, they are bad.
Long ago, when mankind first came out of the sand holes of Afghanistan, the only way to get rich…was to plunder and steal, and that’s exactly what Machmud of Ghazni did. (see picture) He built an army, and plundered his way around Afghanistan. He burnt all the villages down, stole their crops, and made himself King. Then he built himself some really spectacular palaces, and if you were really nice and he liked you, he’d throw pearls in your mouth.
Machmud wasn’t interested in occupying the countries he invaded, he just taxed his own country to death to pay for his plundering escapades.
I’m sure they really appreciated that.
In the city of Kanauj, India, in the year 1010, his army murdered all the inhabitants, destroyed 10,000 temples, pocketed gold, silver and jewels and captured 55,000 slaves and 350 elephants.
The malicious act of plundering hasn’t gone away, has it? Men still love to plunder..and the politicians have made it into a work of art.
Barack Mahmud Hussein Obama (probably a direct descendant of Machmud on his father’s side )— a man whose own Presidential reelection will cost over one billion dollars in 2012, wants to plunder the rich. After all, the poor are being taxed to fight the wars, which are now being fought, we are told, to spread “Democracy, Freedom, and McDonalds.” We are so much in debt that, as the saying goes, you can’t get ketchup out of a cotton candy, so Obama wants to go after the gold, silver and capital gains tax of the rich.
And one really big rich guy just died—Steve Jobs. 
From The Rich Times:
Mrs. Jobs is likely to pay $1 Billion in estate taxes after the passing away of Steve Jobs. He had already put shares that he owned in Apple ($2.05 billion) and Disney (worth $4.74 billion) in a trust in order to avoid probate taxes. If Apple’s late co- founder left his estate to his wife, Laurene Powell Jobs, the family won’t be liable for the 35 percent estate tax until she dies or gives money to others, according to estate planners.
If Powell had decided to stick with the stock then she may even have been taxed on the 3.8 percent levy that the American government is planning on unearned gains. Under U.S. law, the trust can sell the shares and incur taxes only on the appreciation since Jobs’ death — a gain of about $338 million. If Jobs had died in 2010, when there was no estate tax, his heirs would have faced the capital gains tax on his entire investment profit if they had sold. That provision lapsed in 2011 when the estate tax was reinstated.
Nobody Knows what her readers think about this, but it seems, if a man makes a product, that is a benefit to the world, he should be able to pass his wealth on to his children.
The politicians as we have learned are becoming billionaires in office, working with the top 1 percent, affecting laws, and getting knowledge of insider trading. They are not good greedy producers, but bad greedy plunderers. Our personal Congressional/Presidential Machmud has merged with Goldman Sachs, Freddie and Fannie, and the Federal Reserve, and has managed to plunder the whole world of untold trillions.
Machmud would have thrown pearls into all their mouths, and then..
Plundered them.
Have we got a Machmud Trojan Horse in the White House? 
Nobody Thinks we should open his mouth, and look for pearls.
American Parks…Used as Collateral For the Debt..Thank the Clintons
Nobody’s Opinion
When I was little, my favorite toy was a little contraption that held a round circle of small pictures. You’d put the different “discs” of your favorite subject into the viewfinder, and all the pictures would come up in 3D with the flick of your finger…imagine…3D back then. It was awesome. The Yosemite Park disc was my favorite, and that’s when I fell in love with the Redwood trees.
There was one picture that I particularly liked of an old Ford, driving through the trunk of a tree. I looked at it every day, and dreamed of seeing those huge magnificent creatures with my own eyes. So, at five years old, I wrote a list of things I wanted to do in my life, and at the top of that list..was to go see the Redwoods trees in Yosemite Park in California. My mother had already seen them, because HER mother had taken Grandpa’s old Model-T, and drove my mom and her brother to California one summer right before the war, for a vacation— so she really didn’t see the need to take me.
Now, here I am, too many years later, and my dreams of seeing Yosemite were buried in the adventures of old collections of National Geographic. I made it to Snowmass, Aspen, and Los Angeles, but never quite got to the top of my list. So, to make up for lost dreams, whenever I can find the time, I explore the parks in Missouri. And now, I’m finding out, that our first black St. Louis County Executive , Charlie Dooley, wants to close down our parks.
In an effort to close a $10 million budget shortfall, County Executive Charlie Dooley included closing 19 county parks and one community center in his 2012 proposed budget.
Trust me, some of these parks are huge. And it’s not just in Missouri: California’s Governor Jerry Brown is also closing down parks…here’s a report from California:
The welfare, English and Spanish programs in schools, millions to print bilingual documents, and childcare for illegal’s is being continued. Your parks will be closed. Do you feel disrespected yet? 70 state parks will be closed due to budget cuts. All to be padlocked by July 2012, but closures will begin by September of this year.
The radio has been filled with people up in arms, and most everyone that uses the parks are white. Here’s an excerpt from Pat Buchannan’s Book, Suicide of a Superpower:
“Visitors to the nation’s 393 national parks—there were 285.5 million of them in 2009—are overwhelmingly non-Hispanic white, with blacks the least likely group to visit. That reality had not changed since the 1960’s, when it was first identified as an issue. The Park Service now says the problem is linked to the parks’ very survival…no group avoids national parks as much as African-American. If American of color have no interest in the national heritage of our national parks, a shrinking white majority will be unable to sustain them.”
It’s not very well known that we don’t even own our biggest parks anymore. We pay for them with our taxes, but Bill Clinton gave them to the UN when he was President. All our biggest parks were included in that ignoble act of treason by an elected President: Yellowstone, Big Bend, Sequoia, Rocky Mountain, Great Smoky, Grand Canyon, Yosemite, and many other national parks and monuments are under UN jurisdiction and control.
Bill Clinton signed over the Grand Canyon to the UN as collateral on our national debt. The UN is functioning under the guise of an environmental group (for our own good). This order allows the UN to take privately owned land and prevents land owners from suing. The UN lays claim to over 60% of the country. This was in the 90’s when our debt was lower. What will Obama give away?
Oh, but let’s not stop there. Thanks to his globe-trotting wife Hillary, if we default on our debt to China, guess what Hillary decided to give them?
BEIJING, China —
Sources at the United States Embassy in Beijing China have just CONFIRMED that the United States of America has tendered to China a written agreement which grants to the People’s Republic of China, an option to exercise Eminent Domain within the USA, as collateral for China’s continued purchase of US Treasury Notes and existing US Currency reserves.
The written agreement was brought to Beijing by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and was formalized and agreed-to during her recent trip to China. This means that in the event the US Government defaults on its financial obligations to China, the Communist Government of China would be permitted to physically take — inside the USA — land, buildings, factories, perhaps even entire cities – to satisfy the financial obligations of the US government. Executive Order 12986
My neighbors said that her and her husband had to wait two years to get a permit to camp in Yellowstone park, and I’m not even sure if I made a reservation now, if in two years, Yosemite would even be opened to the public.
At the rate our politicians are managing to pay off our debt, China will probably own it by Tuesday.
So, you might be asking me right now…Joyanna, is seeing the Redwood Trees STILL at the top of your bucket list?
Yep—Nothing like an old fool. As long as those trees survive, so will my Nobody Impervious Hope.
It’s All About the Derivatives, Stupid.
Nobody Knows—
Why the whole world is falling apart? George Carlin hadhis opinions…but I wonder what he’d say about that word that keeps getting thrown at us daily, like a dirty diaper full of poo…That mysterious word: Derivatives. Something George Soros knows a lot about, but the rest of us are not allowed to even THINK about. It’s the “n” word of the proletariat, but in the high offices of the
world, it’s pasigraphic. All we know is that somehow Freddie did Fannie in a back room deal and we all got *&%$.
History has been forgotten here, so let’s review:
Remember when Japan hop-scotched over the United States and took our technology and beat us in manufacturing cars and computers in the late 1980’s? We invented stuff here,
and BAM…Japan took our technology over and went soaring economically. Our companies were trying to put all their employees into worker beehives of miniature Japanese clones trying tocompete. Remember the movie “Gung Ho?” with Michael Keaton? But the real problem was…unions.
Let’s follow the money….and the mistakes:
Japan:Myself, I wouldn’t want to live there…I’d feel like an ant hive living on top of a giant Lego toy, but we watched it deflate during the 1990’s due to the “Japanese asset price bubble”, which was wiring speculative excesses from the stock and real estate market.
Whatever. Now, they have the biggest dept in the world at 200% of their annual growth. One in six live in poverty. The tsunami put them in the hole for another “decade” but today…they are doing well
again…according to Drudge.
Russia: Remember when the inebriated Boris Yeltin took his tanks to the parliament buildings? Thatwas after Russia had gone broke fighting their wars in Afghanistan. Viktor Gerashchenko became Duma’s man after Yeltin, even though he was head of the bank twice before:
Many ordinary citizens had their savings wiped out by a disastrous reforms in 1991, and again when the ruble sank 30% on a single day, Black Tuesday in 1994. Gerashchenko was widely criticized for heedlessly
printing rubles and pumping almost unlimited credit into rusting ,unproductive (solar power) industrial enterprises and collective farms. –Time Magazine 1998
Wait…who did the solar power?
Bernanke Gerashchenko… Mmmm….has a nice e ring.
Russia’s prices went so high in the 1990’s that they crossed the threshold of hyperinflation. Gerashchenko wanted to nationalize the banks, set exchange rates by fiat, and subsidize industry and agriculture with rubles hot off the press. Well, we do that, even in FINLAND!
European Union…that totalitarian utopian dream of a Brussels Sprouting billions of global stock dividends is drawing to an end. The people that work,(Germans) are being asked to take care of the people that work a few days between vacations. We have the unemployed on welfare, they have Greece and Italy. They don’t spend money on defense (WE defend them) so they got into all
kind of giveaways that nobody could afford.
Where are those damn derivatives?
United States: One day, President Bush came out and said–“The boys in Wall Street gambled with a lot of money and lost, (derivative overdose was blamed) and so now you, comrade, are going to have to bail out the world global economy. Of course, this was after the FED flew in over 40 billion dollars on a plane to Iraq, which was all given to ONE MAN…and nobody knows where the money went.
(What? Is this Vietnam’s Air America all over again? it’s one thing to fight our enemies, but do we HAVE to keep giving them billions?)
How are we exiting any different than Russia? The war in Afghanistan and Iraq have drained us, but not as much as our own politicians. Unlike Russia, we could have afforded those wars if not for..
Here we go again: Derivatives, which has left us in so much dept we can’t pay those welfare checks much longer…
Phyllis Schlafly–
What is now called the hidden welfare state (because so few Americans know about its enormity) is the fastest-growing component of government spending, and this does not include Social Security or Medicare payments. The total of these means-tested handouts is greater than what we are paying for our entire public school system and greater than what we spend on national defense.
Obama tripled that amount on welfare in his first two years. Depending on which Al Capone official book you want to look at, it’s between…14 trillion and 4 qaud-zaillion. An American outdoes a Russian every time.
Take THAT Moscow!
And how did all this “stimulus” that got passed around to the banks and Wall Street come about?
Derivatives. There’s that dirty word again.
The world is one big gambling derivative casino for the elite.
Greenspan. “Today, there is one single integrated global stock market,” he said.
Mahathire Mohamad,who used to be the prime minister of Malaysia had to say about the world economy in 1998:
“The currency turmoil that hit southeast Asian countries in the 1997 was initially expected to last only a few months. It has now spread throughout the world. No one has really benefited except possible the currency traders and share market speculators. The fact is that the economic disaster would not have happened if the speculators had not attacked the currencies and the share markets. Government are being blamed while the currency traders, foreign capitalist and hot money stock market raiders are being praised for their efforts to discipline these government and force them to change their ways.”
Sounds pretty much what we are hearing from the G-20…isn’t it? The same old song.
So…let me get this straight for George Carlin: Globalization was passed off as a freedom capitalistic system of joy, and since all politicians can do insider trading, they looked the other way while the
Soros, and big money Wall Street bankers (FEDs) made themselves trillions of dividend dollars by constantly propping up the stock market, playing with monopoly money taken out of thin air, no matter what it did to the rest of the world.
In Carlins’s philosophy class, that not capitalism, that’s grand theft auto on steroids.
And it’s all because of that dirty little word called derivatives.
Nobody’s Perfect: Detroit VS St. Louis
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have two mid-western cities to compete against each other for the Nobody’s Perfect award of the week: The City of Detroit VS the City of St. Louis. Or the City of Cars VS the City of Beer, which nether city manufactures anymore. (Internationally owned beer companies do NOT count.)
Let’s begin:
Detroit:
As reported on the Drudge report, Detroit can barely keep it’s city lights on. The once thriving automobile manufacturing center of the United States is so bankrupt, it not only cannot keep it lights on, it can’t fix the broken ones. By some estimates over 50 percent of the city’s lights have been broken, or pillaged for their metal. Added on to this lovely heaven of darkness given to the hard-core criminals, you have an unemployment record so egregious that if Jimmy Hoffa knew, he would come out of his cement grave to throw hit men as big as Jubba the Hut at the CEO’s fat heads. Henry Ford would crawl out of his Model T and get his friend Thomas Edison to shut down the whole city, and move everyone to Ft. Myers, Florida and start over.
Too bad we can’t resurrect them. (When are they going to get on that cloning?)
From the Detroit News:
Like many swaths of the city, the historic Indian Village neighborhood has remained largely dark at night after vandals destroyed transformers in nearly every streetlight pole that powers them. On a recent rainy day, Wicks, 64, a retired GM engineer who has lived in Detroit for decades, watched as city Public Lighting workers put new transformers at the top of the aging wooden poles. Just days later, those streetlights were out — again.
BUT…crime is down in Detroit. No longer do the locals run out on Halloween and set fire to buildings. They now have better things to do, like play video games on their giant HD TV that they got because Obama gave them all money. Detroit was once the most dangerous city in the United States, but no more…that fine badge of honor has now been passed to the city of St. Louis.
St. Louis:
Yes, St. Louis is considered the most dangerous city in the United State and I can tell you for a fact, that if you are looking for drugs and are stupid enough to go downtown at night, it won’t matter how many lights are on, you will be shot. They will even smile up at the many camera’s and wave while they’re shooting you. Our city is proud to have great lights, it’s North County St. Louis, where I now reside, that is losing its lights because that’s where all the people from the City moved to.
Are you kidding? The only thing downtown is the arch, the baseball stadium, and when the moon is right…drunks looking to get over to Illinois.(They can only see by moonlight,)
All the blacks from the city moved to North County, (and the whites moved out) and it’s here that we have a problem that hasn’t seem to hit Detroit…wild packs of dogs—who will not only will rip your throat out, you will become a bucket of KFC for the whole family. Cousins of Michael Vicks’ family must live here, because most of these dogs are BIG dogs. And therefore the kids can’t walk to school or home without carrying some kind of golf club or rocket launcher.
A young boy was attacked and nearly eaten alive by wild dogs in North St. Louis. City leaders are scrambling to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Aldermanic President Lewis Reed is sounding the alarm. “I’ve witnessed packs of dogs, 10 and 15 dogs running together, and I’ve seen all these dogs I’m talking about they don’t have collars, they don’t have tags, these are truly wild dogs.” he said.
Nobody wants to know: Well, Lewis…are you going to do anything about it? Oh, I forgot, the human society was closed due to loss of city funding. 
Nobody Knows that it’s a hard decision: Which town is more…worthy of its declining reputation? On the one hand, Detroit’s darkness leads to a safe haven for anyone who wants to steal more metal from light poles…and whatever else they can find.
On the other hand, St. Louis has monster dogs, that can attack you anytime of the day or night. Some might say you are safer inside your house with these attack dogs prowling your neighborhood, but then again..wasp spray is pretty cheap.
Nobody suggests a solution to the lights and the dogs.
Detroit just gave a jobs fair for all the ex- cons who were looking for work. In fact, prisons all over the United States are letting out their population because feeding someone three great meals a day, with cable, phone, and a master’s degree is money better spent overseas giving children time in Afghanistan schools in which to study Islam. We just sent 46 million to Uganda…come on! And that was last year!
Africa needs the money more than the people in Detroit. You know that.
Nobody Thinks someone should start a business to hire ex-cons to catch the dogs, train the dogs, and walk the dangerous neighborhoods at night to keep us all safe.
The cops can’t be everywhere.
As a bonus..Muslims HATE dogs, and who needs lights when you have a growling barking dog?
With the money you’d save…you’d have the lights back on in no time. OR..you’d have ex-cons taking over both cities with their trained dog packs. At that point the company CEO would start sending the dogs overseas and the ex-cons would be out of a job again.
Okay Joyanna…what’s plan B?
I’m working on it.
So who won the contest?
St. Louis, because the Cardinals made the World Series and the Tigers didn’t, which was a very good thing because they do NOT HAVE ANY LIGHTS. They had to lose.
(And because Nobody lives here.)
There’s always next year, Detroit…but… don’t get your hopes up.
Did J.P. Morgan Sink the Titanic?
Nobody Knows 
Obama has started the class warfare fights, and the riots on Wall Street are out to get the rich. The rich are being held up as villains to be crushed. Thousands are marching in New York and Washington D.C. searching for rich men to picket, that is, after they finish having sex in the tent.
Well, what else is new? On the good side… most people now know they have been ripped off. On the bad side, most of those people protesting on Wall Street are not thinking, and they suffer from a bad education. They think the answer is free everything, that it was capitalism that ruined them, and Marxist/communism is the only way to go.
The real way to go is let the rich get rich. BUT..make sure there is a fair playing field.
No monopolies, and that includes the monopolies in our government. Both Republican and Democrat have let huge mergers go on for the last twenty years, until there will soon be, only one company: The state.
The rule of law is no more. The problem lies with both: Government AND their multinational sponsors, which include..other countries.
Our founders wanted a “government of laws and not of men.” (John Adams) and we haven’t been that for quite a long lonesome time. You can expect the powerful to grab as much money they can, when laws are broken, ignored, or not enforced.
Many think that the United States has gone from a soft socialism into a hard-care fascism and it’s going to be hard to reverse. It’s almost as if our government (Paulson) got together with the top rich guys, (and bankers) and then said, “We are crashing the dollar boys, if you help us, we will look the other way while you take a big percentage of this stimulus for yourself…a payoff. Take it now, because at some time, we will have to come after you. So…now is the time for you to grab your piece of the pie. ”
Just like in the Titanic. It was the rich who got to the boats first.
Everyone who writes or thinks, compares the sinking of the Titanic to the sinking of America. There were only a few lifeboats, and the poor were chained below. They were not even allowed up top.
And that’s exactly how most people in America feel right now. We are all being chained to the bottom deck. Very soon, only the rich will be able to afford to put their kids through college or even fly much.
Nothing new here: almost all cultures on the planet have their castes..but I found this yesterday.
Nobody Remembers that after the Titanic sank, Senator Alden Smith of Michigan, who was a fierce opponent of Titanic investor J.P. Morgan, convened a hearing. He saw the disaster as a direct result of corporate greed and elitist luxury…said this:
From George Magazine, Dec., 1997
“We’re running mad with the lust of wealth and of power and of ambition. We are separating society into castes. It takes a terrible warning to bring us back to our moorings and our senses.” He said this because labor leaders claimed that Morgan “had fattened is pickets from the conditions that made inevitable this feast of death.”
Jeffery Immelt would have done the same. Anything to save a buck.
The Titanic sank in 3 hours. 2,228 were on board, and 705 survived. Those who saw the movie got the point of how the poor were treated. Of those who went down with the ship:
- 130 first-class passengers
- 166 second-class passengers
- 536 third-class passengers
- 685 crew members
For the last two years, dozens of commentators and experts have been trying to warn all the people of America to get ready for the rough times ahead.
Frankly, Nobody Thinks that the rich have known about the sinking of America for a long time, and that’s why they are grabbing as much as they can, as fast as they can. The rest of us will go down with the ship.
But..there IS hope…
The way I look at it, if the men who fought with George Washington at Valley Forge could bear not even having shoes in the coldest of winters, real liberty lovers will rise up. Wether it’s the tea party, or the leftist loonies following the leftist loonies in the White House.
EVERYBODY is pissed off.
Who Benefits From Inflation? Watch.
Nobody Flashes:
Just a quick little video that we could all flash forward to our Congress.
Rich Dad, Poor Cardinal Squirrel
Nobody Knows—
That I went to a “Rich Dad, Poor Dad” seminar with my friend Pattie, and the rich guy who wrote the book, (Robert Kiyusaki) decided that showing up for just thirty people was waste of his time. So he sent another fellow to convince the whole crowd that…JUST TODAY, we could purchase an educational three-day program that cost $998 dollars for ONLY…$199! Before the end of the hour he said we could even bring a friend for free!
That was his first mistake. Also, about half way through he was getting very noticeably madder and LOUDER, because many of us were kind of …smirking.
He went on for a whole ninety minutes trying to tell us that we could take a “hard loan” off the internet (no credit needed) and go out, find some property cheap,fix it up…and sell it! That is how rich people get rich!
Well, I’m sure.
It’s also how Fannie and Freddie got their big name. He made it sound like people are just out there WAITING in line to buy your house. Or rent your house. What he failed to mention is sometimes, when they default they have a whole YEAR before you can kick them out…espescially if they are in the well protected class of color..ful.
The REAL rich guy, who now gets rich off of selling people three-day training programs, is doing a book tour with Donald Trump.
Oh, you were not really allowed to ask questions. So, if you have ever been to one of these things, let me say this: you have NEVER been to one as absurd as this one…and so to honor the really squirrely day we had, it seems all was not lost. 
St. Louis has adopted the “squirrel” to be the Cardinal Mascot for the National League Baseball Playoffs, because some squirrel ran across the field recently and everyone fell in love with him.
And that’s what that salesman needed to pitch his big educational program. Next time I suggest: he let a few live squirrels, run around the room. Poor guy. My friend and I couldn’t figure out, why, if this guy had made so much money off of this program, why was he so obviously upset when no one was buying?
I mean, what was he doing there? He had five restaurants to run.
I mean, how squirrely to you have to be to think that one minute the program is $1,000, and the next second..$200? And then…$100.00
We decided that if we wanted to learn about real estate we go to the local community college and take a $35 dollar course.
Not that we want to, because we don’t. And that’s why that guy hated us all. Right now, I need a squirrel hug….and a World Series Ticket.
And as my husband always says: “People in hell want ice water.”
Bank of America: Paving the Way for the Patricians of Hope
Nobody’s Fool
I wrote the article, and then my friend Anthony Labaido in California (who is a great writer and photographer for WND) sent me the video. He had no idea what I was writing about. Synchronicity abounds! Evidently they are using police force to keep people from withdrawing cash, righ here in St. Louis. –Poor guy.
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Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner came out today and told the banks that the administration “will prevail” in the battle over banking reforms. Not the “reforms” to stop wall street traders from gambling, or stopping hedge fund managers from playing Russian Roulette with pension funds and failing home mortgages—oh no—this ‘reform’ was all about keeping the banks from charging those draconian fees each time a “card” is used.
Oh yeah….that’s what broke the world.
They force us into this cashless society, and then they punish us with fees, when we don’t use cash. George Harrison was right: Fat, feet, eyes, air—tax it all. You don’t swallow? Pay up.
You know, I’m getting so lost in this mess it’s a wonder anyone can figure it out.
Nobody Summarizes:
One day, before President Bush left office he came out and said:
Good people, the sky is falling, because(he-he) some people just got too greedy, therefore we are going to take money from you and your next four generations of dependents and SAVE all those big banks we know you count on…otherwise, the whole would will, well…explode. Be thankful we are doing this for you.
They then gave trillions of dollars (IOU’s because our government borrows every single dime from China) to…every bank you can think of, and a whole bunch of CEO’s BUT mostly, we were helping Goldman Sachs because Henry Paulson was the Treasury Secretary, but used to be the President of Goldman Sacks. He had to move back here from China (where he prefers to live) but he was called in to do this, by the President.
Then ‘President’ Obama takes another wad of trillions (that we will owe) and says:
Well, the first ‘stimulus’ wasn’t enough, and now the people of America need jobs, so we are going to pump this stuff out and it will be shovel ready!
Actually, he did this several times. And he wants more…and the America debt (which of course no politician or their children will EVER have to pay) went up to something like $76 trillion. This is impossible to pay back. Even if every single person on the planet gave every single penny the rest of their lives to pay off this debt, it would only make a small dent.
(Nobody’s calculations, which at this point is sounder than Bernanke’s. )
Now, nothing in politics is a coincidence, which is why we are hearing Michael Jackson talking about “the children” and Sesame Street has a new puppet character who is starving and will continue to starve until she goes to puppet heaven. Steve Jobs died tonight, which is probably another welcomed distraction from police lines at the banks.
Nobody asks—why is that guy withdrawing his money? I know a lot of people who are. Bank of America, he’s been told, is the enemy. Those dogs.
Last year, lawmakers approved a law that put a cap on how much a bank is allowed to charge on debit card transactions. Some claim that this cap led Bank of America to recently switch to a $5 monthly charge.Timmy and his buddies passed some regulations saying you couldn’t charge fees on transactions anymore, so the Bank of America said, okay, we’ll just put in other fees.
This is of course, what every business does in the world. It’s the standard of living adjustment that the rest of us don’t get.
Remember, Bank of America got lots of money in the bailout. The nation’s biggest bank by assets acquired Merrill Lynch & Co. on Jan. 1. (2009) Bank of America received $25 billion from the government’s $700 billion financial rescue fund, including $10 billion that would have gone to Merrill had it not been acquired. What it payed back, it got to take in deductions. Also, no federal taxes for 2 years.
And now Bank of America says—they are going broke, but that doesn’t stop our Congressmen from telling everyone in America to “PULL YOUR MONEY OUT of Bank of America NOW” And people are, like the fear mongering little brainless penguins that they listen to every day…are doing it.
Now, WHY would they do that?— Try to kill off the biggest Bank in America on the Senate floor?
Reuters:
The crisis has spread and the Europeans are warning the United States to devise a plan to nationalize Bank of America.
Oh…the Europeans want us to nationalize our banks…and why is THAT?
Because Germany is abandoning the Euro, and plans to re-introduce the Deutschmark mark and this will spell disaster for the beleaguered Euro. There are claims that the German government has already sent orders for the currency to the printers.
And what else?
This from Sharia Finance Watch Report:
“Germany wants to establish itself as a market for financial products that conform with Islamic law, the head of German financial regulator has said. “We are seeing great interest from investors in Islamic countries, who want to invest their money in Germany according to shariah principles,” BaFin president Jochen Sanio said at a conference on Islamic finance in Frankfurt recently.
So, there you go—world fascism at its finest. Destroy Bank of America, nationalize it, and let the American taxpayer save Europe. Another move towards a one world…currency of some kind. One that can even be used in the deserts of the most beloved Islam.
They need even more money to do this they say..so, the 50 richest at the top, want to get a hold of the rich 350 just below them:
Bernie Sanders (U.S. Congressman) said this:
“The top 1 percent earns more income than the bottom 50 percent. The wealthiest 400 people own more wealth than the bottom 150 million Americans,” he said. “And that gap is the greatest of any major country on earth.”
Have no fear Mr. Sanders, the rest of the world, will catch up soon, once the whole lot of banks has been globally nationalized. Then we will all be one big happy China.
And Henry Paulson can finally go home.
Starbucks: The New Fannie and Freddie On Cappachino
Nobody Knows
—that I watched the movie, the “Little Fockers” last night, and did not laugh once. But, I made up for it after I watched Mr. Christopher Christwell sing his song on YouTube about having to serve people at Starbucks.
I’m not even looking at it, and I’m still laughing.
Frankly, I think they paid this guy to do this, because Chris is not near as insulting to me, as the fact that Starbucks is asking it’s customers to ‘donate’ five dollars to put into a “loan” fund to give out to poor people who cannot get loans for houses anymore because Fannie and Freddie broke the world, and got caught.
When I first read it, I thought: Oh…how nice..the man that helped break Americans with overpriced coffee has decided to help out the people, the small business man, who cannot get a loan from any of the banks that got big bailout money. They were SUPPOSE to give it to the struggling American, but…they gave it to the big foreign banks.
Chris would say: they gave it to the rich fat lady wanting more whipped cream in her frapachino mocha.
This from Prison Plant–
The group running the scheme is funded by the very same big banks who received trillions in bailout funds that are still deliberately withholding loans from struggling Americans in order to make money
off the interest on deposits held with the Federal Reserve. What the corporate press is loath to report is the fact that the OFN, while posing as a philanthropic financial refuge for poor Americans, is little more than a Wall Street front organization. It is bankrolled by the likes of Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, HSBC, Deutsche Bank, JP Morgan Chase, Wells Fargo, and Morgan Stanley.
Starbucks also once offered free coffee to those who offered to pledge their allegiance to Obama’s creepy ‘national civilian security force’ proposal back in January 2009. And if my memory serves me well, it was Bill Clinton who lobbied (and won) high-playing wages for the coffee pickers in Columbia, who pick the coffee beans for Starbucks. Some of those guys, make more money than a Starbucks manager, and it’s also one of the reasons that Starbucks coffee is so high.
But I digress. I don’t drink coffee. The democrats are going to get the “people’s money any way they can.” Even if they have to pretend it’s for charity.
Fannie Starbucks.
Chris put into words, what every single “service” worker in the United States feels when they get home from work every single day. People can be downright rude.
And Nobody Knows it better: America is a “service” economy, and I’m glad they fired Christopher. Now he can go on to better things.
Like, maybe writing scripts for Ben Stiller.
Roseanne Barr Wants to Behead the Rich, Forget the Taxes!
Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won’t Give Up Wealth.
Nobody’s Opinion
The big new is money. Money that some have, money that others don’t have. And the problem is the really big money truly is at the top. Everyone knows it. If you are Libertarian: then it’s the Fed’s fault. If you are a Republican: then it’s Obama’s fault for putting us trillions more in debt: If you’re a Democrat, then its Wall Street that did it.
Doesn’t matter who did it. Odds are– all of the above is the answer. And what many of the people all over the world are extremely mad about is: their present and future has been stolen in some kind of gigantic super stealth, well-planned gigantic global heist-fest. Globalization has attached everyone to everyone else, and when one falls, everyone goes down.
Those in the upper class have the lifeboats. 
Whoever thought of this play-manual, had holes in his head, and gold in his teeth.
No one is spending. And the whole world depends on it.
All the economists say we are headed for high inflation, and riots, and because we have a Democrat in the White House, a Marxist by all admissions: he is encouraging riots all over the world.
There are riots being fanned by an Anonymous V-Mask on YOUTUBE…by of course, Obama and his teams, who wants to tax the rich. For all those desperate college students, and laid off teachers, it seems like the only “fair” thing to do.
I thought we were over the ‘hippie” stage, but look at any of the riot videos, and it’s like the sixties all over again.
So, in order to punch up the riot scene, Obama’s supports are not only suggesting canceling elections, they are suggestion…are you ready for some work, drug lords?
The guillotine. 
Nobody’s Perfect: Yes, Rosanne Barr, who is running for both President of the United States and Israel, wants to put the CEO’s of Wall Street on the guillotine, and start a world French Revolution. (see video above link) That woman has not been the same since Tom Arnold left, after she gave the vagina finger to our National Anthem at Dodgers Stadium. 
Can you imagine Sara Palin saying this? Rosanne must have lost a lot of money in the market…poor thing. I think she should join the Taliban and get some practice first.
Nobody Cares: Yale is doing economic research with Capuchins Monkeys. They have taught them to use money to buy their food and found out Monkeys don’t save, they spend all their “cash” at once, and there is spontaneous evidence of larceny.
“They would rip off the tokens form each other and use at every opportunity” –Mental Floss
Their findings they conclude, point to genetic human behavior that spans back 35 million years.
Practice make perfect!
Nobody Knows: They are blaming Wal-Mart for the new debit charge at Bank of America. Wal-Mart lobbied Congress (with some other companies) to get rid of the stores paying a fee for the use of cards;
Bank of America has switched to the model they find second best. If they can’t make the stores cover the costs of debit cards, make the consumers pay a share.
Nobody Thinks that Wal-Mart will someday be the baggiest bank in the world. Will we someday see Michelle Obama shopping at Wal-Mart? I think I’ll send her some of my Wall Martian videos. Those people really NEED a loan. 
Nobody Wins: And with economic depressions– you have a run of suicides. Two men are in the news for killing themselves. Patrick Graves lost his job at Goodrich, and Richard Donoghue killed himself after Oprah Winfrey promised him $25,000 dollars for his house (she was going to give it to a disabled person) and then, she didn’t give it to him.
I guess he wasn’t disabled enough.
The experts are rushing to say. “Well, they suffered from depression anyway!”
Gee. That explains it.
Nobody Flashes: The mobs are in every city now, and in a Pivan Cocktail moment of excitement, they want to use violence.
Here’s a quote from a participant.
“A government is an entity which holds the monopolistic right to initiate force,”
“This seems a little ironic when protesters complain about being physically assaulted by police in the same breath.”
Nobody Wonders: So, if the tea party was violent, (according to our Homeland Security) then what do we call people who want the government to use “force” and behead people. Liberating Henchmen?
Nobody Fool: Remember, Ross Perot warned us that this would happen.
Nobody Remembers: History records that in 1913 President Woodrow Wilson approved the Federal Reserve Act but later reflected that his actions “unwittingly ruined my country.”
Wilson also said that since the U.S. system of credit is concentrated in the hands of a few, “We have become … one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world.”
Nobody Reports: Well, he started this mess, which proves once these idiots called “our leaders” around the world, figure out that they really screwed up, it will be too late.
The riots will continue, it’s all about the money. Obviously, the monkeys are running the world.
High School Pregnancies–And Nobody LOVES Babies…
Nobody Wins
Here’s the situation that happened to my friends neighbors’ just last week:
A young girl not yet out of high school, got pregnant. Her parents of course were frantic…the father hadn’t worked in over a year, and the mother was somehow feeding the family with her meager wages. There were two other younger children to feed. And then, the sixteen -year-old gets pregnant. Good people, decent hardworking people, and then..this. (Sarah Palin) could relate. So, they sat down with the young couple, (luckily it was not a one night stand) and they all decided that the best thing to do was to have the baby and let it be adopted.
The day came, for the baby to be born, and she came out beautiful, and healthy, and the adopted mom was all excited..and this is where they made the mistake in my Nobody’s Opinion. They let the real mother hold the child, and take pictures! I mean, come on. That’s not at all fair to the adopting parents. And that’s not fair to the real mother either….to hold it and have to let it go? They know about the “bonding” process in hospitals and they let this happen?
Nevertheless, that day, the real mother seemed to be handling it well. Not so much… the father.
I was sitting at my friend’s house when the man (new grandfather) came in the door the next day, all excited. He had finally found a two- week job out of town. This could not have come at a better time, because he had to prove he had work before they were allowed to keep the baby, and get federal funding, like Medicaid. Yes— the young couple, who were not married and not even out of high school decided to keep the baby. Grandma, Grandpa, and the U.S, taxpayer would basically be feeding another mouth.
And sadly, this is happening everywhere. Sex is sold to our kids before they even get out of kindergarten, what do you expect?
Getting pregnant in high school seems to be all the rage. In Memphis, Tennessee, 86 students at Frayser High School are pregnant or have given birth in the last year. Illegitimate births for all Americans have risen from 26% in 1990 to 46% today. Among Hispanics it’s 53%, blacks, it’s 73%, and 29% among whites.
All these illegitimate births of course, are being life-supported by the state. It might be Hillary’s utopia, but to the rest of the hard-working people– it’s not fair. Grandma will not get her hip surgery because Jose has four little babies by three different women. And it’s only going to get worse.
This from Phyllis Schlafly
The economist Robert J. Samuelson recently concluded that “the welfare state is winning the budget war.” The bipartisan budget deal, which slashed our military budget but kept welfare-state handouts mostly off limits, turned out to be “a triumph of the welfare state over the Pentagon.” The Heritage Foundation reports that 77 types of federal means-tested handouts already cost $522 billion per year before Obama took office. He increased this giant amount to $697 billion per year in the first half of his term, and now half of Americans depend for their living expenses in whole or in part on government handouts paid by the other half who pay income taxes.
Subsidies to women who have no husbands in the house, is going to ruin us all. The “War on Poverty” was lost at its inception. It’s the reason 73% of blacks have no husbands. Thanks so much Lyndon.
I’m not sure, because I don’t know, what will happen with this young couple. Most will predict that the father will eventually leave, the mother might have to drop out of school..but we forget. In the old days, families had a lot more kids, and they all worked together to raise the kids. Grandma’s, cousins, brothers, sisters—it’s nothing new.
How do I put this? To me, it’s too cruel to the baby for a mother to give it up to another mother, unless she is on her death bed. A baby is not like an old coat…it’s a responsibility. You got pregnant when you didn’t expect it—you’re not married? You’re too young? Then you just dealt yourself a hard blow. You think if you gave up that baby, you will go on to college and your whole life is ahead of you…and …
I’m here to tell you…nothing in life will ever be as important or bring you more pleasure that that child. I don’t care if you went on to be Oprah Winfrey.
And besides. The odds of this girl getting out of the lower class that she is in, is pretty low even if she didn’t have the baby. It has nothing to do with her: We are NOT the same America. I could get into WHY we aren’t the same America..but it would take a book, at least. The liberals have worked hard to destroy the “man” and the “family” and the “Ten Commandments” …just for their own political utopia of the state raising the babies.
Most importanly in this case though…the father wants her and the baby. That’s the best news of all. And look at her…isn’t she just the most precious?
And speaking of babies…did you know the youngest mother on record was only five? (Go ahead..check Snopes!) Her son lived to be forty.
Also, everything you always wanted to know about baby stats is shown below. Just think, every 7 seconds another cute little bundle is waiting to come forth, burp, and then smile! Who doesn’t love babies?
Nobody loves them all.
Put Wal-Mart In Charge of the Government? What Have We Got to Lose?
Nobody Reports
Here in the middle of the country, around the St. Louis vicinity, there is one store that is expanding with leaps and bounds, while giant Malls are closing. In fact, the old Wal-Marts are being torn down, while the new Wal-Marts are being built a few miles away, ten times bigger, with gigantic supermarkets. And THIS is happening…all over the world.
Do you see where this is going? The middle class malls are all but disappearing. The malls where you pay $200 for a simple shirt are still standing. If that isn’t proof that the middle class is doomed forever more I don’t know what is. And yet…Democrats and Republicans alike love Wal-Mart and the fact that it has expanded all over the world as proof that capitalism at its finest really works, never suggesting that politicians have been getting big bucks to help Wal-Mart put its competition out of business.
Monopoly should get rid of Park Place and put Wal-Mart in its proper place on the board. Because someday, when we buy all our groceries and all our products from Wal-Mart, it will be a Monopoly, and we might see it competing with the Rich Malls, at $$195.00 a shirt.
But—here’s an email I got with some facts..and the answer to all our problems: (Thanks to Tom Beebe) Love Wal-Mart or not…if they ran the government, it would be a step up from the abyss.
(Now…about that video…Pattie, were you trying to scare me? )
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1 Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day.
2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world’s largest private employer, and most speak English.
6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.
9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 2,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.
11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)
12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
13. Wal-Mart has gross sales that total more than the total revenue of all the countries in the world, except 6.
You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.
This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!
To the President and all 535 voting members of the Legislature, both parties.
It is now official – you are ALL corrupt morons:
a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.
c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.
d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to “the poor” and they only want more.
e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.
f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.
g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.
!!!You have FAILED !!! in every “government service” you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.
AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ?? YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THE AUTO INDUSTRY…. THE BANKING SYSTEM?????
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WAL-MART TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT ???
WAL-MART SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS… WHY DON’T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT IT’S WAY BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?
“You can’t fix stupid, but you can vote it out.”
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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