Nobody’s Email: Her First Date
Nobody Gets Email
Do you remember any of your first dates? I have tried HARD trying to remember my first date with my husband, and I can’t. Not because of my memory, but because he never did ask me out. We just sort of hung out together. In fact, I don’t even remember him asking me to marry him. I just remember we would both call each other on the phone before we went to bed, and I kept falling asleep, and so somehow we decided we’d better just get married because neither one of us were sleeping. We just couldn’t hang up. It was getting ridiculous.
Yes..he was smooth. No first date, no proposal…what the hell was I thinking? (What…sex?) Anyway, we’ve been married now for…over twenty years. Might be twenty-three. Might be twenty-four. I don’t pay attention to these things. I figure once you get over five years, its smooth sailing….he remembers for both of us.
BUT…this email caught my eye. This couple had a very memorable first date…and I think it’s for real because it just too typical not to be true.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to J.R. )
Her First Date
If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter…Snowing and quite cold… and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. ! ! They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point here she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car’s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date’s concerns about’ what is taking so long’ with a reply that indeed, she was ‘freezing her butt off’ and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be ‘pants down’. And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno’s comment… ‘This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.’
Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
How Will Obama’s Muslim Refugees Deal with Transgender bathrooms?
Nobody Knows
Okay. We’ve finally figured out that Obama is a Muslim.
Now, can we all agree that the man is gay? And maybe Joan Rivers was right. Maybe Michelle truly IS a transvestite. Ever watched the two of them work out?
There has never been, in the history of most people’s lives, ANY problem whatsoever with gays, or ‘transgenders’ as Obama has so lovingly named them, going into public bathrooms.
First: Most of them did not DRESS like the opposite sex, unless it was on the weekend and then they all had their very own nightclubs and places to hang out. Nobody bothered them. They were such a small percentage of the population, that it was never a problem.
But Obama has decided that this is a bigger crisis than ISIS, so he is going to mandate and insist that all bathrooms become…available to everyone.
WASHINGTON — In the middle of a legal fight with North Carolina over transgender rights, the Obama administration is planning to issue a sweeping decree telling every public school district in the country to allow transgender students to use the bathrooms that match their gender identity.
The letter to school districts that will go out Friday describing what they should do to ensure that none of their students are discriminated against, signed by officials of the Justice Department and Department of Education, does not have the force of law. But it contains an implicit threat: Schools that do not abide by the Obama administration’s interpretation of the law could face lawsuits or a loss of federal aid.
The dirty secret is, these places are already all over the country.
I remember the first time my husband and I went into one. It was a bathroom for BOTH…men and women.
I didn’t even want to go into it with my own husband. I kept thinking: What if my husband wasn’t here? What if there was a strange man, would I make polite conversation with him while I was washing my hands? Would he be thinking of sex with me while he was washing his hands? Would I just wait outside until he left?
And let’s not even talk about the difference between the plumbing.
So…I want to know, what are the MUSLIMS going to do about this? How is a Muslim in school, going to feel with having a boy in her bathroom? Or how is a Muslim man going to feel when a ‘lesbian’ walks into his bathroom?
Will the American Muslims be exempt from using the bathroom with other children?
Adding to the insanity, Target has allowed this new Obama law to go into effect in all Target stores, and their stock crashed over $2 billion dollars. The CEO, Brain Cornell, compares this to the blacks not being allowed in the stores so long ago.
Let’s ask the black people what THEY think about it.
Target’s stock fell by 5.43 percent during the day, more than rivals J.C. Penny, which was down 2.47 percent. and Wal-Mart, down 2.75 percent. But other retailers lost heavily – Kohl’s was down 6.02 percent and Sears dropped by 5.35 percent, amid bad news from President Barack Obama’s tepid economy.
Most people don’t mind some really flamboyant flaming transsexual going into the girls bathroom…the famous ones we all know like Bruce Jenner.
But these are dangerous times. Especially when we have a President that is a sick, sick, cookie. Who knows what men will take advantage of this new Obama tyranny.
AND BY THE WAY, Mr. “I want to be President NOW…Mr. Paul Ryan” Why aren’t you talking about THIS?
Or…will you say that a President has the right to declare that all men and women should share bathrooms. It’s Constitutional.
RYAN! Is Trump doing this kind of shit? Really. Why don’t you attack the REAL tyranny right in front of you!
This is such a non-issue, but for a control freak/gay psychopath like Obama..It’s too perfect.
This is an attack on all our freedom and privacy.
I predict, gun sales for women will go sky-high.
Nobody Wins
I’ve been waiting for this:
Some psychiatrist (sorry, I lost the page due to a power outage) explains WHY liberals are #$&-up.
Personally, I’d put Glenn Beck in this category, even though he claims to be a conservative.
Whoever said “Liberalism is a disease is right.”
Frankly, I wish more psychiatrists would come out and explain Obama, and Hillary.
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Based on strikingly irrational beliefs and emotions, modern liberals relentlessly undermine the most important principles on which our freedoms were founded,” says Rossiter. “Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave.”
“A social scientist who understands human nature will not dismiss the vital roles of free choice, voluntary cooperation and moral integrity – as liberals do,” he says. “A political leader who understands human nature will not ignore individual differences in talent, drive, personal appeal and work ethic, and then try to impose economic and social equality on the population – as liberals do. And a legislator who understands human nature will not create an environment of rules which over-regulates and overtaxes the nation’s citizens, corrupts their character and reduces them to wards of the state – as liberals do.”
“The roots of liberalism – and its associated madness – can be clearly identified by understanding how children develop from infancy to adulthood and how distorted development produces the irrational beliefs of the liberal mind,” he says. “When the modern liberal mind whines about imaginary victims, rages against imaginary villains and seeks above all else to run the lives of persons competent to run their own lives, the neurosis of the liberal mind becomes painfully obvious.”
Nobody’s Fool: Captain Clay Higgins
Nobody Gets Email:
Here’s a real true blue and tried American, taking the time, to make this video, with great heart…and saying what many Americans feel.
Captain Clay Higgins is Nobody’s Fool, and I for one am certainly glad he walks the planet.
Listen, and enjoy. You won’t hear this on your local cable news station.
(Thanks to madmemere)
Paul Ryan: Last Dumb Bell Standing
Nobody’s Opinion
I wrote about Paul Ryan before.
The traitor.
I was hoping not to discuss the dweeb, but since he has refused to accept the people’s choice for the republican nomination, I’m with Sarah Palin…he’s got to go.
Trump got rid of the Bushes, and Ted Cruz, and now, before he gets rid of Hillary, he should get rid of Paul Ryan.
I believe that John Boehner was not kicked out by Ted Cruz..I think that was all an act. I think that they had to get rid of Boehner because the people were tired of him always giving Obama everything.
Paul Ryan was put in because they knew that Paul, not only could be more articulate than John, but they are hoping that Paul Ryan, being the younger man, would have more appeal to the public. They’ve been grooming him.
And they needed Ryan— who has stood on the sidelines throughout Obama’s Presidency, waiting. When Romney picked Ryan as his running mate, it was clear he was, “In the club.”
Ryan, as leader of the House, can KEEP the establishment in power by stopping Trump at every turn in Congress. In fact, we are already seeing Ryan putting out video statements as IF he was the President. It’s annoying.
While Congress (and Paul Ryan) did nothing to stop Obama, they will do everything in their power to stop Trump. 
Right now, I’m thinking that Paul Ryan thinks he can get by on his good looks…clearly, he wants to be President. He struts around as if the office is already his. Clearly, he was hand-picked by the GOP elite globalists Rockefeller/Bush/Romney bunch to carry on their plans which have been in motion for SOOOOOOOOOOO many years.
Donald Trump could put a stop to them all.
I was crazy about Paul Ryan when he stood up to Obama with a list of statistics on the damage that Obamacare would do. Until that moment, NOBODY had ever stood up to Obama’s face. NOBODY.
So…where was he when Ted Cruz was on the house floor?
Paul Ryan is with the globalists. Open borders, more Muslims into the country, which MEANS older people’s money will be needed by Paul. Ryan wants to cut your Social Security, and your Medicare payments, because the numbers don’t add up. Too many old people….should just die, and step aside for the young.
It’s all in Paul Ryan’s little numbers book.
Paul Ryan would work better with Hillary. And “Hillary” is in the same club as the elites GOP.
When Paul Ryan said Trump could get rid of him at the convention…I would suggest that Trump should reply:
“Well, if you can’t support ME, then you don’t support the people.”
Let Ryan go the gym..and work out. Maybe someday, he can get a job as a personal trainer. And that’s the words of a scorned woman.
Don’t make me pick up that dumbbell.
If You Don’t Believe Me…Believe Glozell
Nobody Wonders
The world gets more absurd…or has it always been absurd before the internet we just didn’t know it?
The headlines on Drudge leave me wanting to pig-out on a raspberry Sundae from Sam’s Club. Good thing I’m here, and it’s closed.
Here’s a few headlines and some of my usual Nobody comments :
Paper: Dem VP Prospects Studying Spanish
Picture: Bernie Sanders with a Che Guevara beret, shouting “REVOLUTION!” Elizabeth Warren learning Spanish? She’s barely understandable in English.
So what’s this say? The Democrats are worried that Trump might pick Marco Rubio as VP?
Nobody Wonders.
Showdown: Cameron Says UK Leaving EU could bring War! 
Sure. France, Germany, Italy, and Spain are going to start bombing London if Britain drops out of the E.U…that’s what David Cameron is saying.
Who in their right minds believes that? It’s the E.U. excuse for their tyranny…Hey! We formed this elite oligarchy called the E.U., so that there would never be another European war.
In the meantime, the E.U. has flooded all the E.U countries with so many Muslims, that within a decade they will outnumber all of Europe’s natives. The war will be over. The people will have lost their countries.
London has its first Muslim Mayor.
The once great and brave British people surrender without a fight. David Cameron is the “New World Order” no borders kind of guy. It’s okay if the country goes to the Muslims, he has vast amounts of millions hidden all over the world and many places to go.
God, I hope the Australians have more guts. I’m starting to think that Americans should start reaching out in emails to the poor Brits. Obviously, our elite criminal rulers are on this no-borders tyranny train too.
Obama on Trump: This isn’t reality TV.
And the man who has been interviewed by a woman who takes jello baths and has green hair, thinks that he is so much better? Seriously. He has been on comedy and reality shows 51 times. Watch the excellent rant of Glozell take Obama’s BS to the river and drown it. Really…you won’t be able to turn this video off.
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Kerry Declares : “Borderless world”
Well…it is to him. Is he ever in America? Was he ever here much in his life, except when all his friends gather at Martha Vineyards? The globalists WANT a borderless world…it’s good for their stock portfolios, which as everyone knows, has tripled since 2008.
Okay…I’m not going on…John Kerry, David Cameron, Ms. Merkel, and let’s throw in Mitt Romney, and the Bushes…same old tryants. History repeats itself, but with a vengeance
Right now I’m listening to the man who taught Paul Ryan in college, and it’s the same old globalist argument I’ve heard a thousand times: America should be GRATEFUL that sure…globalism has cost American jobs, but so what? They don’t mention the fact that it’s wiped out the middle class, with 95 million out of work, that’s okay to them.
You know why? Because gee folks! You can buy stuff cheap! You pitiful morons.
You don’t have a job, but you can go to Wal-mart to buy everything cheap! And we’ve also giving you the Dollar Store! Be grateful! Now we can have Neiman Marcus all to ourselves. We really didn’t want to go shopping and have to deal with the “lower” classes trying on their shoes right next to us.
He went on: He was scared that the entitlements need to be reformed…the government has promised too much money. Instead of doing what Trump wants: cut all the billions of dollars wasted, and keep careful watch on fraud, they want to cut benefits to elders.
Yes, Social Security and Medicare, because …well, it’s not their fault that Congress stole the money of the people and blew it on whatever.
Paul Ryan is just trying to save the country.
And if you believe that, then you also believe that Ferguson is now a utopia, and it was really Obama that is going to make America great again.
Just give him some more time….(wait for it…)
Nobody’s Fool: Dick Morris Explains Donald Trump
Nobody’s Fool
Dick Morris explains WHY Donald Trump beat all 17 candidates…and I don’t think I’ve heard anybody explain it better.
In the meantime, the attacks on Donald Trump get bigger every day. Today he posted a simple “Happy Cinco De Mayo” tweet and you would have thought he was wearing a KKK hat…and eating bananas.
And Paul Ryan said he wouldn’t support Trump, because as we all know, Obama AND Ryan are for the TTP, which as bad as NAFTA was. Trump is sticking to his guns.
Anyway, I enjoyed this video…I hope you do too. It’s one of his best.
Cruzing Though the History….Or….I was a Canadian because Dad was a Draft Dodger!
Nobody’s Knows….
Lots of sore losers out there tonight folks…now that Trump will get the Republican nomination.
Mark Levine is so mad, he is developing his own internet TV subscription program. I’m not sure why Mark is doing the internet TV show, but, if you’ve seen Mark Levine on screen…let’s just say, I’d rather watch my favorite weatherman.
Glenn Beck is also dying for a drink. He has put on an extra double chin through this whole ordeal. He refuses to recognize Trump, and insists that Hillary will beat him, and the GOP no longer exists. Glenn already has his own internet TV show…and how’s that going for you Glenn? Maybe you can join up with Levine.
The Bush family will NOT support Trump at all. Boy. Talk about sore losers.
All over the universe, and on some distance planets the call was heard: The wicked witch is dead!
The GOP Party…has been taken over and KILLED by an evil crash-speaking alien with blond hair.
They…literally hate Trump.
And to make matters worse: America loves the guy! More people voted in the Republican primary than any other in history. Can you imagine the blow to all those egos?
Which brings us to this question: WHY did both Cruz AND Kasich drop out today, like hot coals cracking up a solar panel within hours of each other?
Didn’t they BOTH say they were going to keep going until the convention? Didn’t they both repeat that day, after day, after day…”Donald will NEVER get to the number.” Said Cruz. We’re going all the way….
So, what happened?
THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER happened.
An investigative reporter named Wayan Madison did some great research and found out that Ted Cruz…was not exactly telling the truth about his dad:
He found out, that his father once worked for a company owned by George W.H. Bush, and maybe even had ties with the C.I.A….and he produced a picture that raised questions—
From Infowars:
A Cuban hired by alleged JFK assassin Lee Harvey Oswald and who bears a striking resemblance to Cruz is seen in an iconic photograph of Oswald and a group of Cubans Oswald hired who were distributing “Hands off Cuba!” pamphlets in New Orleans in the summer of 1963. The photo of Oswald and other Cubans he hired for the Fair Play for Cuba Committee was taken outside the International Trade Mart in New Orleans on August 16, 1963. WMR has been informed by a source that the individual to Oswald’s left is none other than Rafael Cruz. The photograph at the trade mart was favorably compared to a 1954 photograph of Cruz attached to an official Cuban Ministry of Education document.
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In 1957, Rafael Cruz, a former salesman for the U.S. intelligence-linked RCA Corporation, left Cuba for the United States. Cruz claims he fought with Castro against the fascist government of Fulgencio Batista but soured on the revolution. However, Cruz left Cuba two years before the Castro revolution.
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For one thing, Rafael’s draft card from July 26, 1967 lists his employer as “Geophysics & Computer Service Inc.,” a French-based firm connected to both Schlumberger and Zapata Offshore Company, the former having a since-declassified relationship with the CIA and the latter once run by George H.W. Bush.
Sooooooooooooo…
There’s more…much more.
Trump just brought up the picture right before Indiana and said:
“You know, his father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being — you know, shot,” Trump told “Fox and Friends” Tuesday. “I mean, the whole thing is ridiculous. What is this?”
Notice: Trump didn’t accuse his dad of involvement with the Kennedy assassination, and more than likely that IS him, but maybe there is nothing more to it than he happened to be with the wrong man at the wrong time in history. But…really? He was hanging around Oswald?
Ted Cruz called Donald Trump “nuts”, he also didn’t deny that it was his father…or maybe he did. Nevertheless, IF the National Enquirer had published a bunch of lies, SURELY Ted Cruz could sue the Enquirer big time, right?
Uh….I hear crickets. That must mean…it’s true.
Rush Limbaugh said that Cruz had decided to drop out BEFORE Trump said anything about his dad. Which puts more emphasis that Ted was told to get out…because of that ‘hit’ piece.
This isn’t about Ted. It’s about the Bushes.
But…could it be, that the lies exposed, and the links to the Bush’s organization and the CIA way back so long ago…would be enough for the Bush family to tell them both to drop out?
Daddy Bush was the head of the CIA…and secrets must be kept. The Bush legacy must be protected at all costs.
To many people, it was believe that the Bushes had two horses in the race…Jeb and Ted. Trump out smarted them all.
One thing is sure: The Bushes have had a hold on the GOP party for decades and the Clintons the democrats. People are tired of them both.
Nobody Knows what really happened, but I don’t think Ted Cruz wanted to drop out, nor did John Kasich.
But…as FDR once said….there are no coincidences in politics. Whoever was funding them.
Said: CUT!
Nobody’s Perfect: Glenn Beck II
Nobody’s Perfect
You would think he would learn: Glenn Beck, I believe, lost his job at FOX News because he started preaching God and religion. He started out being a teacher, an informer of conservative ideals, and did in a way that was a lot of fun. We were learning things from him…he became a big hit on FOX.
And then, he decided the nation needed to be saved, and God had picked him to do it.
Glenn Beck, became a religious zealot. You know, religious people just don’t get it. Religion is better off as a private affair…but when ‘leaders’ start ruling in the name of the “Lord” or “Allah” you get…wars.
Just look at what’s happening in the Middle East right now: Shea VS Sunni, Christians VS ISIS.
It’s never good. And it not only the different Muslim sects that fight…how about the long war between the Catholics and the Presbyterians?
A Hessian officer, in 1778 said this:
Call this war by whatever name you may, only call it not an American rebellion: it is nothing more of less than a Scotch Irish Presbyterian rebellion.
First, let me say I am all for churches and the Christian religion. Churches have served a great purpose all throughout history…as places were neighbors can get together…and find comfort and friendships, something that makes all life easier to bear.
But it always happens: Some “zealot” decides he knows God, and then like Kings, they start leading their flock, and they use the same tactics to control people that the governments do:
Fear. Blame. Shame.
And when that happens, many times, they lead their flock right into poverty, war, and slavery.
The current Pope is a perfect example.
I considered myself religious. I believe in a higher power, and I like to say prayers to that higher power… but I also believe that the founders had it right: Religion is a private affair..not something to be FORCED upon anybody.
And Glenn Beck, is doing just that. He thinks that Americans (Trump supporters) are unholy, ungrateful, unloving, malicious— brutal and haters of good.
Really Glenn.
Freedom to worship as one chooses was one of the reasons those people risked that scary trip to another land so long ago, or have you forgotten?
Now, Glenn Beck blames you, and I, for the condition of the United States. And if you don’t vote for Ted Cruz, YOU are a sinner. If Cruz does not win Indiana, then the U.S. according to Glenn…is doomed.
Yes—- today is the day all conservatives, according to Glenn Beck, .should vote for Ted Cruz.
Beck wrote,
“I would like to ask that you, your family and friends join me for a day or prayers, fasting and humility. To beg the Lord to not remover His hand from us. To turn to Him and ask that He will heal our land. Beginning Monday night and running for 24 hours on Tuesday will you pray and if possible fast like you have never done before? “
Ha. How many people are going to fast tomorrow for Ted Cruz? Not me. I think “God” is fine with me having breakfast, lunch, and even dinner. I haven’t asked him of course, but then again, I always remember MEN makes up these silly rules, not God, while I dig into my strawberry shortcake.
Yes, Glenn is losing it. Should we admire him for putting so much time and money into the Cruz campaign that he put 40 people out of work at his company?
But hey…he gave them the news from his very own Oval Office!
So what will Glenn do, if the good people of Indiana remember their own religious teachings and vote for Trump? You know, while standing in the voters booth they might remember the—-
“Thou shall not steal.”
And the….
“Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.”
I think God added another one: “Thou shall not lie.” (which may be the same as false witness) ” but…Moses didn’t have enough room on his tablet.
Glenn Beck, is so upset at Trump, he decided to make fun of his “tan” in this video where he and his friends tried to mock the man’s looks.
Sure, Trump has been under some bad sun lamps, but the fact is: Trump fans really could care less.
What the Cruz people do not realize is that Trump fans, want him to be President because so far, he doesn’t steal, lie, or bear false witness. AND he IS the American success story. AND he really does know how to fix the country. Cruz know how…to piss a lot of people off. He seems really good at it.
Religious zealots have a habit of doing that.
Ted Cruz…is just another politician to us.
So, Glenn Beck…go ahead. Fast. Do NOT have that bowl of M & Ms. Get down on your knees and beg God for forgiveness. You have sinned more than most I’m sure…
And pardon me, while I go have another piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and watch the Trump train coming to the station in Indiana…
Trump and Eisenhower: Shared Common Sense….
Nobody Remembers
Donald Trump gave an excellent speech on his foreign policy this week. Afterwards, Bill O’Reilly had him on his program, and was trying hard to get Trump to admit he was going to send in ground troops to take care of ISIS.
I couldn’t figure out— what was the point of the question? Why was Bill trying so hard to get Trump to tell him what he was going to do? That’s half the problem…I’m with Trump..
Our enemies don’t NEED to know.
The American people are pretty pissed off, not ONLY that Bush did a lousy job, by NOT winning the Iraq War, but then Obama just put more gasoline on the fire, and our boys were brought home to a terrible economy, caused by President’s blunders. Obama has had many ‘firsts’ but his most unforgivable one is the sheer number of veterans committing suicide.
Not ONE word of concern from Obama. And he slaps them in the face by every action he takes.
Too many lives were wasted on that war…and both George W. Bush AND Barack Obama are to be blamed.
Trump’s attitude about war, is to me, a sensible one. I was thinking that, he seemed to be a lot like Ike Eisenhower.
Not many people realize this, but Eisenhower was not really affiliated with any party until he ran for President. When he accepted the republican nomination he said his goal was…
“kick from office an administration which has fastened on every one of us the wastefulness, the arrogance, ad corruption of high places,…the bitter fruit of a party too long in power.,”
He was talking about the Truman (D) administration, which in Ike’s words, was full of “corruption…reckless spending…mismanagement of foreign affairs.”
That pretty much describes Washington D.C., 2016…wow. We’ve really come far baby.
Truman fought back—-calling Eisenhower “a liar, a fool, a hypocrite, so ignorant of government after a life in the military that he was at the mercy of the party bosses.”
Eisenhower came back with the fact that Presidents “need to build on the successes of their predecessors “and not try to abandon them simply because the previous president belonged to a different political party. “
Boy, does that sum up what Obama did after Bush, or what?
Eisenhower was always called upon for advice by the wimpy democratic presidents who didn’t have a clue of what to do on the world stage. He was a consultant to President Kennedy on the Cuban Missile Crisis (He would have NEVER gone ahead with it.) LBJ, on the Vietnam war, and Nixon. Not that they listened to him.
And Eisenhower gave every single president the same advice, the exact same advice that Donald Trump gave in his speech this week:
From the book, The President’s Club:
Eisenhower’s advice was consistent, from his days as a general, to his years in the White House, to his role as a veteran counselor: don’t fight unless you are in it to win. Don’t waste time and lives with half measure.
The horror of 9/11 can be traced to the policies of President Bill Clinton. The useless war in Iraq, can be blamed on President George W. Bush. And ISIS can be blamed on President Barack Hussein Obama.
In my lifetime, I’ve seen NOTHING but stupid and destructive decisions made by American Presidents. Reagan was the only great President in modern history. Carter, Bush, Clinton, and Obama were all failures, and have all became mega millionaires….while the rest of America was brought to its knees, time and time again.
It’s time we elect a man…who thinks like Eisenhower, who BY THE WAY…was not only a great general, but the country under his Presidency knew only peace and prosperity.
Peace and Prosperity.
Trump says that’s his goal.
Now…let’s get him into that White House before Obama decides to destroy it. 
Beware Singing Vice Presidents…And Delusional Candidates.
Nobody Reports
I was AMAZED today that both Ted Cruz, and his new VP, Carly Fiorina, insisted that they would be the next President and Vice President. I guess if they think they just keep repeating it, it will come true.
Blue Fairies must be real. Ted Cruz, I suppose, has cleaned out the stables of King Augeas, before he moved to Texas. Even though Ted was slaughtered in New England, he is being told by someone that he will be President. I’m listening to one of them now: Mark Levine.
I’m starting to feel sorry for the vast Washington media pundits who this nobody has always admired and listened to. Clearly: They haven’t got a CLUE why Trump is winning. It must keep them all tossing and turning in their $500,000 Georgetown condo’s. I bet some of them are so upset, they are making midnight runs in their limo’s to McDonalds for a double cheese hamburger, supersized, with a Coke.
Rush Limbaugh is trying to tell his audience that he understands why, and yet, he doesn’t either. He has to be “nice” about Trump for the first two hours so he doesn’t lose his audience.
That last hour, he promotes Cruz. It’s pretty sad.
They think the American people are stupid: WE think, they are.
Who’s right? Well, that’s a no-brainer. The American people, Rush. Haven’t you always said you trust the American people?
Well, trust us now.
One guy on Rush’s show one day said that every time Cruz spoke, he sounded like he was delivering the Gettysburg Address. It’s almost annoying.
The American people are tired of it. We had eight years of “preaching” with Obama. Trump speaks like all the rest of us. Is it any wonder why we like him? So WHAT if he mispronounced Tanzania. Who the hell cares? Who the hell cares about Tanzania? Cruz said “Basketball ring” in Indiana. Oh…but I bet HE can pronounce Tanzania, right? Uh…where have you been Ted, in Africa?
Have these people been around liars and politicians for so long they can’t tell when someone is telling the truth?
Carly Fiorina today, when introduced as Ted’s pick for VP, got on stage and used it to basically promote herself as the candidate. She BARELY talked about Cruz, which shows you she is taking the job because one: She got $500,000 from him, and two: She still wants to be President.
She’ll wait.
She even sang a song to his kids, which was what? Trying to get the “mommy” vote?
Frankly if you had to choose, I’d rather have a President with four grown and business savvy men and women in the White House, than more babies doing pic-ops for our daily propaganda consumption. At least Donald’s kids can help with trade deals. If Ted becomes President he will be on TV every week reading the Constitution to his kids, with the fireplace in the background. Easter will be celebrated every other week, with his kids in cute little bunny outfits and mom and dad dressed up like something out of the fifties.
Please….spare us.
Carly, who stole the show from Ted today, was shouting that Donald it NOT conservative. Why…he’s a liberal! No different than Hillary Clinton— and that’s what all these pundits believe. Donald Trump was a liberal for so long, and gave so much money to liberals, there is NO way he is not…a liberal.
That’s their story and they’re sticking to it.
Brent Boswell, a very well known conservative writer, has been so upset he wrote a letter to Trump supporters…in which he said….a few things like these:
I’ve endorsed Ted Cruz.
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I was a contributor to National Review’s Against Trump symposium at the beginning of the year.
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Sarah Palin, Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee and Phyllis Schlafly—you are friends and allies, serious men and women for whom I have great respect. You and other conservatives disagreed.
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I pen this open letter to you.
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“Does Donald Trump mean a word he says?”
“He supported taxpayer funding of Planned Parenthood.”
“He was open to gay marriage.”
“He supported the Wall Street bailout.”
“He bankrolled democrats”
“Do the most courageous thing you’ve ever done in a lifetime of bravery. Retract your endorsement. “
Well Brent. I think I’ll stick with the knowledge and experience of Sarah, Ben, Mike and Phyllis. They get it.
I suggest you get off your very elite butt Brent, and tour America and go talk to some REAL people out here who have to live with the damage of Washington D.C. Damage that has not only been done by the politicians —but also by the ‘conservative’ writers and radio hosts that have protected the conservative corrupt elites in Washington every single day.
Sorry, but Ted Cruz really IS a liar and a fraud. And if you can’t tell that by now, then I suggest you try joining John boy at I-HOP.
I hear they have some pretty good pancakes.
Nobody’s Perfect: Mark Levine
Nobody’s Perfect
Mark Levine.
Let’s talk about “the great one” shall we?
I remember how he got famous. The Jewish lawyer named Mark Levine became famous by calling Sean Hannity’s (and Rush Limbaugh’s) show and shouting about one thing or another. He was MORE obnoxious than Donald Trump ever was…but people don’t remember that.
Nevertheless, it got attention, and people loved it.
I also remember I started feeling sorry for Sean who was being such a nice guy letting Mark call up every single day and take over his show. I started wondering if Sean was getting a bit sick of him. In a way, he became (Like Donald) a favorite of the audience, and it was mostly because of Hannity’s generous promotion of the man that America even became aware of him.
Without Sean Hannity, Levine would still be a lawyer somewhere in Kansas.
As an entertainer, I can relate. I used to have this woman follow me around the clubs, and she always wanted me to stop whatever I was doing and let her sing, “Crazy” by Patsy Cline. She always brought her friends, and she didn’t do a bad job, but it got to the point when I was supplying her and her friends the means to let her do her thing, every time I had a job.
There were a few times I wanted to tell her..”Hey, why don’t you get your own equipment and find yourself a job like all the rest of us?”
It was clear: Mark took advantage of both Limbaugh and Hannity, and sure enough, he got his own radio show….started writing books, and how did he do it?
By being obnoxious. He was always calling people “morons” or “Idiots” and getting infuriated..in fact, he because popular doing the same thing in a way that Trump is doing.
He would scream at the top of his lungs. He still does that once in a while on his show, but it’s not cute anymore.
Mark now has his own radio show, and anybody who doesn’t support his man Ted Cruz is a “moron.” Now, we have to listen to him cut down Trump, and talk against Trump’s demeanor, even though, Mark did the very same thing to promote himself into his own show.
Yes…don’t tell anybody, but Mark got famous saying things nobody else would say.
But now, he’s become part of the “elites” of the republican party. His common sense has been thrown out the door. And he’s pretty mad that people think he’s lost it.
Both Limbaugh and Levine are confusing the populous on their radio programs, with trying to explain to us “morons” how Cruz is doing everything legal. And they may be right...it IS legal to bribe, cheat, and do just about every dirty thing you can think of to become President.
Does anybody else besides me find these chalkboard lessons condescending?
BUT…is it right? Hell no. The founders did NOT develop that system, and yet, that’s what Rush and Levine want you to believe.
“Hey you morons! We’ve been doing it this way since Lincoln!” they yell. And the American people had NO clue.
Thanks for telling us. Now we KNOW why we’ve been $*%%ed.
What Trump has truly done, is shown the American people just how corrupt the system really is. The deck IS stacked, by the powerful elites.
Remember….Snowden let us all know, that the NSA was gathering all our information without our consent.
Trump has exposed the corruption of the parties, and laid its naked body, out for all to see. People have not been paying attention because we have all been too busy trying to make a living thanks to our “elites”…. and now they are waking up.
I’m listening to Mark now. He only lets sycophants on. They are all repeating Mark’s words of how Trump is horrible, and Cruz is a ‘true’ conservative.
Which in this Nobody’s Opinion, makes most of them “Morons.”
See? Even I learned something from listening to Mark.
Nobody’s Perfect.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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