Nobody’s Email: Monument to Hillary
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s one I got yesterday….and so, in the tradition of how this Nobody promised to not take myself seriously on weekends, I post it, and thank Mr. Tom Beebe.
Enjoy!
My Dear Friend:
I have the “distinguished honor” of being on the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington , D.C. Hall of Fame.
We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else’s money.
So far, the Committee has raised $ 0.16.
Can we count on you??
Thank You
The United Nations—2030—Utopia!
Nobody Cares
For those of you, who do not think that OUR Presidents, have at the core of their every action, the goal of the “one world government,” here’s more proof that they mean to take over the world, and control every single little nit and cranny. Soon, you will be seeing the new global flag unfurling in every country.
Daddy Bush got on board with this, and every President since him, has put in place, slowly, the pieces to make this happen.
Global Goals is just another name for Global communism. The point of this video is to make YOU think that’s it you the people that are pushing for this agenda, not them.
They want…more Money, Money, Money and MORE control.
Amfortas posted an excellent article on the 2030 United Nations agenda…it’s world wide communism, made with the usual American lies and smiley face.
It’s a great piece, read it here.
Nobody Remembers James Monroe and Liberia
Nobody Remembers
Liberia…Libya…I get those two mixed up.
So, here’s how to tell them apart: They are both in Africa (Can you tell that I did NOT take Africa studies in college?) but one has Hillary Clinton all over it, the other has Ebola, and James Monroe.
Today, Nobody Remembers…James Monroe.
Since Obama likes to go back to our slavery problem about as much as he likes to go back to our gun problem. Once upon a time, we did have a President who was trying to find a way to get rid of slavery., which of course was VERY hard to do, since the whole South’s economy was based on the production of cotton. Thanks to Whitney and Fulton, the whole WORLD was just loving our cheap cotton. Just like now the whole WORLD loves Zuckerburg’s Facebook, and he needs MORE cheap slave workers…
But that’s another blog.
President James Monroe was a good guy by all accounts, and decided to…solve the slave problem by just shipping them back to Africa. He did managed to send a few thousand or more, but he had a big problem:
Most of them didn’t WANT to go back to Africa.
From The History of the American People:
Monroe is known to history chiefly as the author of the Monroe doctrine (John Quincy Adams was, but that’s another blog) (1823). He ought to be better known
for his promotion of the scheme to solve the slavery problem by repatriating freed blacks to Africa. This was not just a humbugging tactical move on the part of conscience-stricken slave owners like himself. It was also backed by the powerful Evangelical anti-slavery lobby in Britain, who set up the first repatriation colony in Sierra Leone. So it was a “liberal” solution, or seemed so at that time. In 1819 Monroe supported Congressional legislation to set up a similar, American sponsored colony in Africa to be called Liberia. Its capital was named Monrovia after him. Some freed slaves did go to Liberia, where they immediately set themselves up as a ruling caste over the local Africans, a prime source of the country’s poverty and its ferocious civil wars, which continue to this day. American blacks seen to have realize instinctively that it would not work, that they were better off in America even as slaves than in Africa. They were scared of being sent there. Ten years after its foundation, Madison sold sixteen of his able-bodied slaves to a kinsman for $6,000, they giving “their glad consent” because of “their horror of Liberia.”
Of course, the South fought it. In 1844, Bishops John England of Charleston provided an elaborate theological justification to ease the consciences of Catholic slave owners.
So, there you go. A president TRIED to send them back to Africa, but they didn’t want to go, even if it meant their FREEDOM….and I have a suspicion that today, it wouldn’t be any different. Blacks here in the United States, for all their troubles, are well-fed, well-housed, and get vast government welfare. If Oprah Winfrey offered to take them all on a big cruise ship, never to return…I doubt she could fill the boat.
How about this: To stop the gun violence on the South Side of Chicago for starters, we don’t need new gun laws, we just need to pass a law that ANY black that murders someone with a gun, WILL be sent back to Africa, never to return to our country. After all, they might like it there, and fit right in. Crime and murder are big there too.
I bet if we started shipping blacks BACK to Africa after they commit a crime, they might all of a sudden start behaving like humans, instead of idiots.
That’s RACIST you say?
Well, then, whenever a Mexican commits a felony, and he’s illegal, Donald Trump suggest we send them back to Mexico, right? Muslims too. Send them all back. Get them out.
But Joyanna…blacks are citizens…Illegal’s are not. That’s true, but why should we keep these criminals in our country? Other countries send THEIR criminals to us, why don’t we start doing the same? A One way plane ticket would be a heck of lot cheaper than spending millions of dollars keeping them for years in our jails. Not to mention, think of the lives saved.
Liberia is STILL a cesspool of corruption. America recognized its Independence in 1862, and even though their lives would be MUCH worse than here, in Liberia, most men have four wives.
Even Kanye West would love that. All it takes is ONE rapper to start it off…
In fact, maybe we could call it the new Monroe Doctrine: If you don’t like America…LEAVE.
Nobody’s Fool: Netanyahu At the U.N.
Nobody’s Fool
Today, Netanyahu used silence to abash the U.N. body of criminals and cowards.
Netanyahu wins the Nobody’s Fool Award for this week, for giving the most pertinent speech at the gathering of the so-called “United Nations”
And he is right…it’s not just the Jews this time on the list for extermination, its Western Civilization.
Sweden, we hear, has already been conquered without a shot. But the rest of us…they know they will need those missiles.
Half of the assembly walked out, including the United States ambassador to the U.N. Miss, good Muslim Brotherhood friend of Obama.. Susan.Rice.
She went to lunch.
Is Jeb Doing So Badly That They Will Put Mitt in Again?
Nobody Wins
I HAD to laugh, I was just crushing through the channels tonight and Greta Van Susteren said, “Donald Trump is giving a speech in New Hampshire” and then started to talk about something else, and I flipped to MSNBC, and guess who had Trump’s speaking in New Hampshire on? 
Chris “tingle my leg” Mathews. (Ha ha ha! Take THAT Fox!)
Even if they continue to attack Trump as viciously as FOX, they still do the dangerous: They let the American people hear Trump speak. And he just said, that if elected President, he will send all 200,000 Syrians that Obama is bringing into the country..BACK to Syria…which got a round of applause.
According to Trump: Who KNOWS what they will do here? Anyone who doesn’t agree with that is just plain stupid.
And so, showing Donald Trump as little as possible is Fox’s new approach, but it hasn’t helped Jeb Bush. Donald Trump is still leading in the polls. FOX news continues to try as hard as they can to destroy Donald Trump, and make sure that the established NWO GOP bunch of “Let’s go destroy Syria!” bunch…Mitt “nice guy” Romney is just biting at the bit to get into the race.
Mitt’s just as ambitious as Donald. He sees that he would be more popular than Jeb, and Jeb is not going to make it in, so he’s put out his first “ah hem” …I might need to run again. And used his wife to put their elites feet into the water….
“All I can say is, we are in New York City, Mitt’s been with me a lot today, over the last few days and we have been walking the streets and people are screaming out there windows, I mean people on the street, people stop us on the street, everyone is saying ‘come, get in, jump in’, we hear it, we get a lot of phone calls, people are calling all the time, from our past donors saying ‘it’s time to think about it again’. We are assessing, it’s not like we are making a different decision, we are on the sidelines, we made a decision in January not to jump in. Like everyone, we are mystified by this race and entertained at the same time but there’s a lot of ups and downs in a primary and we went through this too by the way in our race, a lot of ups and downs. It’s a long way from being over.”
Ann Romney: People keep asking Mitt to jump into the race and “we are assessing”
Okay. It’s funny to watch the old Rockefeller Gop, Global NWO group of rich guys, get to the hopeless point, that they might even have to bring BACK the guy who lost last time, because they are running out of options. BUT…
Nobody Wins when it seems that over in the Middle East, WWIII is being quietly put into place, and the GOP, once it starts (if it does, it will be before the next election) will demand that we need ‘experienced” leaders, like Jeb, or Mitt. Or Jeb and Mitt. On the other hand, many conservatives see that Obama being such a wimp and basically pitting into place all the right moves to LEAD to WWIII, is just what the GOP will want…to get them BACK into the White House.
Trump is now being called crazy. They hope that just repeating it over and over will stick. Notice…Donald Trump, Ben Carson, and Ted Cruz are NOT endorsed by Mitt Romney.
Right now, Trump, and Carson are the outsiders, and so is Ted Cruz. That means WE THE PEOPLE need to keep them in the lead.
Let’s hope this time, the race is won by the RIGHT rich man.
Are they REALLY thinking about putting Mitt into the race?
Nobody Knows…but Nobody Wins if they do.
Nobody Reads History Anymore Do They?
Nobody Wonders
So, Angela Merkel, the Queen of England, and Barack Obama…think that Muslims are going to be able to be “controlled”?
Maybe Planned Parenthood is behind this…just saying.
This nutcase is suggesting the Muslim men procreate with the western woman, and then take over.
Nothing new. That’s how they’ve always done it. Girls…can you even imagine?
(Thanks to Moonbattery)
Nobody Knows…Much
Nobody Knows
Once again, we…as humans with hearts and curious minds, have had another week filled with important questions to be answered…
Like…How did the Pope go on such long rides without having to pee?
Can 200 million Muslims fit into a Prius?
Now that Mars has water, can we open up Guantanamo there, and give Obama the chance to once again let our enemies take a very expensive American asset over to use as his own Club Med for U.S. prisoners?
Will Obama give Castro $1.7 trillion dollars in reparations for the cruel and inhuman treatment by the U.S.A?
Why didn’t Putin take off his shirt in front of the U.N. audience? Or…did he just take it off in front of Obama?
Can we get Trey Gowdy into the Presidential race…is it too late?
Is the GOP National Committee Chair Reince Priebus going to change ALL the primary rules so that the only state that will vote for Jeb, Puerto Rico, will be allowed to kick everything off, by taking over Iowa’s job?
When Raul Castro met with Bill Clinton in New York, did they discuss the possible exchange of Monica for a boatload of life-time Cuban cigars for Bill?
Will we see Obama’s economic plans for the Middle East, and his jobs programs for jihadist before the next election?
Since the United States has allowed 2500 men who went overseas to train with ISIS, come BACK into the country, can we now dismantled the NSA, since clearly, it doesn’t work?
If Rubio can call Trump a “freak show” And Glenn Beck can call Sarah Palin a “clown”…can we now assume that Rubio and Beck had pretty sad childhoods?
Will Hillary’s new grandchild learn to say “Vote for Hillary!” right before her nomination as the democratic pick for President? Will she learn to walk on water before the Presidential election?
Will John Bonehead get to now play more golf with Obama, now that he has resigned? Is he going to continue to cry when he becomes President of Goldman Sachs?
Does Newt Gingrich REALLY want his old job back?
Is Rand Paul just jealous of Ted Cruz? Is that why he is always picking on him?
Will they ever put cocaine back in Coke?
Can the Middle States of America just LEAVE the union, and bring back the Constitution, and let California and New York join Puerto Rico as satellite states?
Since Donald Trump boycotted Fox News, nobody has been watching Donald Trump, but then again, nobody is seeing Donald Trump either. Is this a checkmate?
AND—will Ben Carson sneak up on them all while this is going on?
Can we get Ben Carson to operate on Obama’s brain? Is that possible?
Will someone PLEASE outlaw flies? If we must have all these laws, why not a sensible one? (There is one flying in front of my screen right now.)
When Iran attacks Israel, will John Kerry finally get the Noble Peace Prize that he has been working for?
Is Trump really right about Carly Fiona? She is just another corporate Rino?
Are you, like me, worried more about what you don’t see on the news than what you do see?
Can we get Ben Carson to operate on Hillary’s brain?
Would YOU put a chip in your head so that you could find your car keys?
Could it be possible that there are WAY too many Monopoly versions on the market? Does every football caught on the field have to feel like the Pope just blessed a baby?
Can I stop now?
No Free Speech At the Beautiful Beach— Please.
Nobody Reports
I had to post this today, because in my own family, this is happening. This Nobody (me) has been notified to STOP talking about religion and politics around her family. Of course THEY are allowed to talk about it, usually saying to me, things that cause my eyebrows to raise beyond my forehead line. My right eyebrow is floating somewhere near the Space Station.
In fact, trying to muzzle my own opinions is like trying to muzzle elephants on a rampage. I’m winning my own muzzling so far….but….my eyes might pop out…I might have to say something to someone. Hopefully—I’ll find the nearest lamp post and be allowed to remain in the family.
I thought it was only MY problem…this “We don’t want to be upset about the current state of our country.” so…shut up, until I watched this video.
Is anybody else having this problem in their families?
(Thanks to Mark Dice)
Nobody’s Perfect: Drug Lord VS Obama
Nobody’s Perfect
If we hadn’t had the arrival of the Pope landing his big plane in our major cities last week, or the fun at the U.N., or the excitement of John Bonehead resigning, we might have missed, the fact that some drug lord, dropped a very precious package.
Which happens all the time I’m sure, but THIS time, it was from his plane:
Maya Donnelly awoke to what sounded like thunder in the early morning hours, but dismissed it as a typical monsoon storm and went back to sleep.
Later that morning, she looked in the carport at her home in Nogales, near the U.S.-Mexico border, and saw pieces of wood on the ground. She found a bulky bundle wrapped in black plastic.
Inside was roughly 26 pounds of marijuana — a package that authorities say was worth $10,000 and likely was dropped there accidentally by a drug smugglers aircraft.
I LOVE it when 26 pounds of anything fall on MY house, don’t you? I bet if it was 26 pounds of 100 dollar bills, Maya would be LIVING in The Cayman Islands right now. And just HOW does a big package of marijuana ‘fall’ out of a plane. Nobody wants to know if Maya Donnelly has a teenager in the house.
I’m just thankful it wasn’t a “Jose”, or a global warming scientist. That would have pushed even the Pope off the front page for at least an hour.
Another big drop on the old “WTF” just hit me noggin, was the fact that Obama used his great Kingly power to…surprise us again.
No, it wasn’t the fact that he was thinking about going to Hawaii for another vacation, even better…he’s closing down our last American owned Uranium facility.
The Obama administration plans to close the last remaining American-owned uranium enrichment facility in the United States, even as it moves forward on a controversial nuclear deal with Iran that permits the Islamic Republic to conduct ongoing and significant uranium enrichment.
The U.S. Department of Energy (DOE) has informed Centrus Energy it will end the American Centrifuge project in Piketon, Ohio, on Sept. 30. Notices have been issued to some 235 workers that their jobs are in jeopardy.
A Centrus Energy fact sheet warns that cuts in U.S. enrichment capability are “potentially causing” U.S. nuclear plants to become dependent on foreign fuel sources. U.S. enriched uranium also plays an important role in powering U.S. Navy submarines and aircraft carriers.
Well, heck. We STILL mine uranium here in the States—-but— Hillary gave Putin control of it. The Russians will now charge us triple the price for the stuff..and if we need uranium, we’ll have to buy it from Putin. Maybe if we’re good, he’ll let us take a few ounces to the space station.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?
Was it the drug lord whose 26 pound bag of marijuana dropped on a dog house? (Good thing the dog wasn’t in it.)
Or was it Obama, who just made sure that the rest of the world could nuke us, and we would…use our diplomatic, but very convincing “friendly wave” to the nation who attacks us, as a gesture of good will and Obama’s newfound love of… ‘collectiveness’?
You decide. I have a pretzel to eat.
Dirty Barn Members.. Get Rid of John Bonehead!
Nobody’s Opinion
Let’s start our weekend on a great note, shall we? Ted Cruz’s heroic stance against Obamacare has finally come to some kind of fruition. YEAH TED! Ted, has never stopped attacking the corrupt leaders of the House. He has led those “dirty and RADICAL right-wing conservatives” across the nation into seeing, the main problem with the Republican Party, and for that, he got called a “Jackass” by John Bonehead on his way out.
Ted…be proud.
Yes…John Boehner, as you heard in the above video, plans to ‘clean out the dirty barn.”
Whoa. If the barn was dirty in the first place, it’s only because of the biggest shitter in the house has been crapping up the barn so long, SOMEBODY had to call in the aerosol.
So, all you people out there who voted to put in the men to STOP Obamacare, you are now…named…dirty. Radicals.
Asked if the tea party wing was being unrealistic in its expectations, Boehner emphatically replied, “Absolutely, they’re not realistic!” Our system of government is not about Hail Mary passes,” Boehner said. “It’s the Woody Hayes school of football: three yards and a cloud of dust, three yards and a cloud of dust. It’s a slow methodical process.”
According to John Bonehead, it takes maybe a century or more to effect “change” even though Obama did it on his first day. What if our President was Hitler, and he ordered all newborn females to be gassed? And what if they didn’t have the votes to overturn his veto,—John Boehner would insist that “these things take time.”
Saving little babies from being cut up and sold to the highest bidder is going to get a ‘committee’ from John. (Right.)
So, what happened behind closed doors that made the Speaker quit, right in the middle of the great Pope orgy? It seems…it’s desperate times for the GOP. 245 days of talking about the Pope and his greenhouse little mini mouse van should keep everyone NOT thinking about the election. Our President, with the help of John Boehner, just shoved down the American throat: climate change, higher taxes, and the flooding of millions of immigrants with a no borders world. I’m sure it only fueled the fires of those dirty American jackasses out there who want to get back at him.
Besides, John wanted to make himself look like a “holy, innocent, good man.” who the Pope thought so much of, he asked “HIM” to pray for him, so he is repeating that story everywhere. 
What’s next to distract us from giving airtime to those dirty animals…Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, or Ben Carson? Jeb Bush?
Jeb Bush came out on FOX to tell the world that those polls that show he’s still losing big time in the race, really don’t matter at all. Once American sees how his plans will work to take the country to a better place, they’ll vote for him. He’s SURE of it. And I can’t tell you what else he said because..I fell asleep.
He does that to me…something about those catatonic eye glasses, that makes me think of the last guy who was trying to sell me funeral insurance in my living room.
What’s next to distract us from giving airtime to those dirty animals…Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson?
How about…a visit from aliens? That might take up at least six months. They could even have the Pope meet them at the United Nations, and make them global citizens. The aliens might even give John another good cry. And who’s not up for that?
What putz.
Nobody Flashes Paul Joseph Watson’s Account of the Pope
Nobody Flashes
I know this isn’t my usual ‘happy’ Sunday video, but it’s has many of the same thoughts that I’ve been feeling about the Pope….and I’m not exactly very cheery this Sunday.
In terms of just politeness, you are never supposed to say anything bad about a Pope.
In terms of respect and politeness, you are never supposed to say anything bad about a President…out of respect for the office.
But…what if that person in high office is actually a tyrant? Do you stay silent just because you have been taught to never question that position?
Obama uses the race card every chance he gets, he has silenced millions…and then he gets by with destroying the whole country.
We need to get rid of this “We can’t protest presidents or Popes.”
Yes…we can. If they are liars, and cheats, and frauds, and mean to control us all.
Yes we can. Yes we must.
While the Spanish Catholics may be overwhelmed that the Pope has just given them a country to come to…I certainly hope the Catholics here..start thinking.
And…it just dawned on me the real reason all the Bushes NEVER speak against any President no matter what he does. They always said it was out of respect for the office, but ..it seems very clear, it’s because they want to set the precedent that NOBODY should speak against ANY President….because they don’t want the crowd to get out of control.
It’s the office of the highest power, and they want it to stay powerful.
I won’t cuss out the Pope, but I will say…He sounds like just another political dictator…and my god…what a hypocrite.
Nobody Gets as Much Meaningless Email As Nobody
Nobody Gets MEANINGLESS Email:
Be Careful….really silly stuff—-but being as I’m tired of telling teenagers that I’m “Old”, I might start using this.
(Thanks to J.R.)
The Country Formally Known as The United States of America….
Nobody Cares
Did the Pope just give the sovereignty of the United States to the U.N.? Sounded like it to me. He endorsed the U.N. as being the official world “rule of law” and proclaimed that NO nation would be above any other, and that every citizen upon the planet had a RIGHT to an education, a house, a job, a religion, but only if they surrender to putting the ‘earth’ first and foremost. AND…the U.N. should control the economies, (and the world basically) and everything should be done for the ‘common’ good. Yes, a communist man, from a communist country, wants a communist world.
Good to know.
Did he get this permission from Congress yesterday to hand over our sovereignty in the name of ‘saving’ the planet?
Is THAT why John Bonehead resigned today?
Did the Chinese government just take over the United States? While our Presidents have been getting us all bound up in the Middle East, China as slowly been moving it’s chest pieces into place to take over as the leaders of the world and the U.N. Ha ha ha ha! Obama didn’t see THAT coming did he? You could tell at the press conference today that Obama and John Kerry had been really “screwed” in some deal by the Chinese by the looks on their faces. I’ve personally never seen them so pissed off. John Kerry was sitting in the front row with his arms crossed, mad. Obama was…MAD. Oh sure, their speeches were “blah. blah, China is on board with climate change” but something happened.
First China gets the TPA through, then gets our companies through their OWN greed, to come over and give them all their secret technology, and now, they are going to put over a million Chinese students in our country to study. We in turn, have to learn mandarin. (Zuckerface already speaks it.)
Donald Trump is right.
On top of that, yesterday, Xi Jinping met with top executives from Honeywell, Boeing, Cisco Systems, IBM, Starbucks, as well as Chinese firms Alibaba, Lenovo and Baidu. Facebook, Twitter, and Google were not invited. Tonight at a big party at the White House, he is meeting with Hollywood—Disney, Spielberg, and Netflix.
I guess when it comes to money, you can scrifice a few hundred million for the chance at 4 billion. It’s all about the numbers.
China, is basically calling all the shots. After that last cyber attack where China took down our whole govenment apparatus, I guess they now can control just about everyone.
So, who will get to control the United States? Mexico? Saudi Arabia? or China?
Or ….the Pope?
Is this Friday the 13th? Somebody check. I think they marked the calendar wrong.
I know one thing for sure, I will never forget THIS day in history. To me, it was the final quiet submission of a great country…to foreign nations.
By the way…they forgot to make room for Russia.






