Canada Sends a Dire Warning to Americans….
Nobody Reports
In a few hours, we are going to see the biggest show put on by the Democrats of the need for gun registration, that has ever happened in our history. Obama will bluntly lie, and say that he believes in the right for everyone to be able to protect themselves.
BUT…I hope you watch this warning from our good neighbors, the Canadians. They want you to register your gun, so they can come and collect them in the near future.
Today, Obama just met with his state propaganda machines, so he can be sure they give just the right spin to how great this “gun” control speech will change America and make us all safer:
President Barack Obama had lunch today with members of the press. But we likely won’t find out what was discussed: The entire luncheon was off the record.
“The anchors of all three broadcast evening newscasts — NBC’s Brian Williams, ABC’s Diane Sawyer and CBS’s Scott Pelley — will be in attendance,” Huffington Post reported today.
Former aides to Democratic politicians who are now working as journalists were scheduled to be in attendance, too. “Some cable hosts will also be on hand, including MSNBC’s Chris Matthews. George Stephanopoulos, co-host of ABC’s ‘Good Morning America,’ is attending.”
The lunch is an annual affair. “The annual lunch, which is off-the-record, allows the president to frame his upcoming speech before influential figures in TV news, all of whom will be leading or part of their networks’ coverage later on.
And as we watch a nut-case liberal right now…on the news, shooting up anyone who comes near…all the news anchors are making him out to be extra evil because he is TRYING to kill police.
We can’t help but wonder just how propitiously this will play into Obama’s hands to disarm the nation.
Obama has put the old on death panels…now he will put us all in danger.
He is already out with grand words of “decade of war” …the man is an abomination…
God help us all..I don’t even have to listen to the speech…already his minions are out in droves pushing his tyranical agenda’s…
Nobody hopes the American people rise up in sheer outrage and shout at anyone who is near. “You can NOT have my gun. It’s my American right given to me by all the men that died for this right. And YOU cannot have it.”
We must stand now. NOW.
Nobody Cares About A Liberal Gun-Totin’ Killer
Nobody Cares
Gee…you would think that all these left-wing nutcases could keep from showing their insanity.
Nobody has to watch TV to make a sure bet that none of the liberal cable stations are making out much about the new gun-toting serial killer on the lose, Chris Dorner,…who is a BIG fan of Obama—and Hillary, and Chris Christie, and Joe Biden, and Ellen Degeneres, and Charlie Sheen…And he wrote a long letter to explain how much he loves them all.
Chris started out his manifesto with this:
I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. I know I will be vilified by the LAPD and the media. Unfortunately, this is a necessary evil that I do not enjoy but must partake and complete for substantial change to occur within the LAPD and reclaim my name.
(He want to ‘reclaim’ his name by murdering everybody?.Uh…okay.)
Find any incidents where I was ever accused of being a bully. You won’t, because it doesn’t exist. It’s not in my DNA. Never was.
(It’s not in his DNA to be a bully? What? Does this guy think he’s going to kill a bunch of people and Obama is going to give him a medal and Ellen Degneres is going to have him on her show? Is it in his DNA to be insane?)
If possible, I want my brain preserved for science/research to study the effects of severe depression on an individual’s brain. Since 6/26/08 when I was relieved of duty and 1/2/09 when I was terminated I have been afflicted with severe depression.
(Preserve his brain? Doesn’t he realize that they can’t tell anything from a dead brain? Nobody suggests maybe he should give himself up now, and let them disect it while he’s alive.)
So…how ARE they going to spin this? Watch..Chris was doing all this killing to show how necessary it is for Obama and the country, to give up it’s guns.In his own sad way, he was trying to help us all.
How’s that?
If Chris was a conservative, Obama would be on TV in a minute talking about the illness of the conservatives…but oh my, we have another ‘disaster’ on our hand to take Chris off all discussions. A major snowstorm is going to hit the East.
And the Federal Government is there to save you. You might be arrested for going out in this storm—that’s how much they care about you.
Why don’t just pick up Chris and move him to New York, tell everyone he is roaming the streets and they might be shot if they go out.
Really. Where are the creative thinkers?
The “I Won’t Get Mail on Saturday!” Blues
Nobody Wins
We have ANOTHER FIRST in the Obama’s reign of prosperity and change! The Post Office is going to stop delivering mail to you on Saturday, and of course, to show that Americans support this new cut in service, something that is a FIRST in the History of the Post Office..they are showing people on TV who are in full support.
“Oh..that a great idea! I don’t get anything but junk mail anyway!”
Nobody mentions whether the people who were working on Saturdays will get less pay, which might not hurt them too much because the average salary for the 650,000 American postal carriers is $80,000 a year. And the Post Master General makes more money than Obama, he’s not going to suffer.
Frankly, I think this stinks. Since we became a “service” country, everyone who used to get a weekly check, was forced to get a bi-weekly check, delivered of course…online into your bank account. One day they all said, “You will get your paycheck online.” If you didn’t have a computer…you had to get one.
So, every other Friday is payday, and the supermarkets plan their big sales around the two Fridays of every week in every month.
As for myself, to save time and effort, I pay all my bills as soon as I transfer the check on Friday, and then put them in the mailbox, and if the mailman comes BEFORE I get them all paid, which sometimes happen as they never have the same hours…I HAVE to get them in on Saturday, or else, since THE POSTOFFICE IS NOW SO DARN SLOW, I will get charged a late fee. You have to allow at least 12 days to be sure that your check gets there.
Which means, I will have to do it all Thursday night, in order to get them in the mail by Friday.
(What if they come before I get up on Friday?)
Then I have to go to the Post Office….and I’ll have to buy gas to go to the Post Office which will pollute the planet.
Nobody Wins, when the Post Office hours are cut, but they all got a raise anyway, thanks to Obama, so nobody is hurt but the American Citizen.
And just to make it all seem okay:
Outgoing Defense Secretary Leon Panetta reportedly believes the military should receive a pay cut in order to respond to the budget cuts facing the Pentagon — a position that might strengthen the Republican push to reverse President Obama’s executive order raising the salary of Vice President Joe Biden and other federal officials.
Right..who here believes that President Obama’s going to reverse his executive order? Raise your hands……mmmm…..not seeing any here……
Nobody Thinks the real purpose behind this is to get everyone to pay all their bills…online. They really don’t care if the Post Office makes a profit. And while it seems so wonderful not to have to bother with writing that check, someday, you will look in your bank account and someone would have drawn out more than you wanted them too—-and you might never see that money again, because YOU have given them permission to go into your bank account and grab money.
And to think–they complained about Jesse James.
Good Day For Stallone to Die Hard At the Box Office
Nobody Wonders
If you had to choose which action film to see this year, would you see Stallone’s Bullet to the Head or Bruce Willis’s Good Day to Die Hard.? Which film is going to make more money?
After all, if there is one mega- movie star that has shot more people in sheer volume alone it’s ROCKY….who has come out and supported Obama’s new gun laws:
“I know people get (upset) and go, `They’re going to take away the assault weapon.’ Who … needs an assault weapon? Like really, unless you’re carrying out an assault. … You can’t hunt with it. … going to attack your house, a (expletive) army?”
It [2nd Amendment] has to be stopped, and someone really has to go on the line, a certain dauntless political figure, and say, ‘It’s ending, it’s over, all bets are off. It’s not 200 years ago, we don’t need this anymore, and the rest of the world doesn’t have it. Why should we?”
Sylvester Stallone on Access Hollywood, June 8, 1998
Now…either nobody has ever pointed a REAL bullet at Stallone’s head, or he is spending just a bit too much time in his mansion in Miami, where he has untold millions hanging in rare art, and the best security apparatus that money can buy, and he feels perfectly safe. Nobody also Wonders what he’s been reading lately.
Nevertheless…I don’t care HOW good his movies are, I don’t intend to ever spend another dime on any of his movies…and…something tells me millions of people feel the same way, after he said this:
Sylvester Stallone’s “Bullet to the Head” is the latest slam-bang misfire, taking in just $4.5 million over the weekend for Warner Bros. That was even worse than Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “The Last Stand,” which managed just $7.2 million in its debut earlier this month, and Jason Statham’s “Parker,” which opened to $7 million two weeks ago.
Now… “Good Day to Die Hard,” the Bruce Willis film from Fox, opens on Feb. 14, and the critics are saying that it won’t make any money. They are saying people are tired of actions films. But…Bruce Willis, having a bit more brains than Sly, said this:
“I think that you can’t start to pick apart anything out of the Bill of Rights without thinking that it’s all going to become undone,” Willis told The Associated Press in a recent interview while promoting his latest film, “A Good Day To Die Hard.” ”If you take one out or change one law, then why wouldn’t they take all your rights away from you?” “It’s a difficult thing and I really feel bad for those families,” he said. “I’m a father and it’s just a tragedy. But I don’t know how you legislate insanity. I don’t know what you do about it. I don’t even know how you begin to stop that.”
Spoken like a true patriot.
Now…If Stallone thinks that banning guns is going to keep the inner city gangs from getting them, then he has been eating too many steroid bananas down on the Obama plantation.
And in support of Bruce Willis, being an upright American—-my husband is taking me to see “Good Day to Die Hard” on Valentine’s Day.
Yes, Sly…it’s a good day for you to die-hard at the box office. Hope you’re enjoying your own self imposed hypocritical economical bullet to your own head.
But hey! Nobody appreciates your honesty..and thanks for saving me money to spend on a better man. I DO appreciate it.
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It Started In New York….
Nobody Knows
Someday we might be telling our grandchildren…. “It started in…New York.”
And the President has given himself full power to kill any American he sees fit.
Nobody’s Email: How to Thank A Soldier
Nobody Gets Email
I just got this…It’s a great way to tell our soldiers how much we appreciate their service. I hadn’t thought of this myself, but it’s much better than running up to them and hugging them, or taking up their time talking to them, or buying them a beer. (Wait…they could use a good beer.)
Nobody Thinks this is a great sign, since I would probably be arrested for the “sign” I would give to a certain ‘President’ should I happen to see him pass. I might be arrested for even suggesting it.
If I’m not back tomorrow, you know what happened.
Pass this on!
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Nobody’s Fool: Henson Ong
Nobody’s Fool
If there ever was a time in American History that we all need to shout out loud that– “You WILL not take away our rights!” it’s now.
Henson Ong’s speech is simply…fantastic. I got tear eyed…the truth is so rare nowadays, that when I do here it, I get…emotional.
Don’t miss this one!
Enjoy!
Bob Costas: Eulogy for the Common Conservative “Stan the Man”
Nobody’s Opinion
How do we judge our idols? At the funeral of Stan Musial on Saturday, held in the lovely Catholic ‘New’ Cathedral in downtown St. Louis…Bob Costas pretty much hit a home run. While I was crying at his words…and breaking up along with Bob when he got to the part (see video) about how Stan Musial said “Deal me in.” to the blacks in the clubhouse…it wasn’t until later that I remember Bob’s recent remarks about gun control during a football game not too long ago. (He wants to ban them) 
You have to remember…Bob is a liberal…and yet, here was a liberal crying over the very things that conservatives pretty much take for granted. Decency. Integrity. Honesty. Stan Musial had all those traits..not only throughout his career, which stopped 50 years ago, but throughout his life. Anyone here in St. Louis, who ran into Stan Musial..got a big smile, and at the least, an autograph.
Conservatives everywhere, take those tratis for granted. To us, those traits are as easy as breathing. We didn’t think nothing of Stan being the way he was…after all…he was conservative. Went to church, stayed married to his high school sweetheart. Never put anyone down for their politics. He was a great ballplayer, sure…but there are millions that live their lives the same way Stan did.
I’m not sure Bob knows that.
An hour before the funeral, I saw an interview with Robert Redford. Robert Redford was repeating the Obama’s mantra: People don’t want change, but it’s coming regardless of whether they like it or not. Period. He was talking about conservatives.
Here’s Obama’s words:
There are going to be some areas where that change is going to be very hard for Republicans. I suspect, for example, that already there are some Republicans who embrace the changing attitudes in the country as a whole around LGBT issues and same-sex marriage. But there’s a big chunk of their constituency that is going to be deeply opposed to that, and they’re going to have to figure out how they navigate what could end up being divisions in their own party. And that will play itself out ove
r years.
Yes…change is coming to the Stan Musials of the world whether they want it or not. (Nobody says: Be careful what you wish for…you just might get it.) 
Among the crowd at the funeral was all the town’s sports figures: Whitey Herzog, Tony La Russa, Commissioner Bud Selig, and Robert Pujols. It was a very long program because they showed the whole Catholic Mass on TV.
So— Here was two great ‘conservative’ American traditions: The Catholic Mass and American Baseball, and the theme of the day, was not only what a great ball player that Stan had been, but what a great human being. Bob spoke as if…nobody sees this kind of decency anymore.
Obviously not him.
To Bob…(by his speech) men like Stan are..rare. Morality, decency, living a humble life…that’s the past.
Our country was founded on morality. On decency. On each man making his own mark, and then giving back. And those very important rules are based on religion. (That Obama smirks that we “cling”to.) That shows how much we have changed…Lance Armstrong, the steriods…you don’t have to look too far to see corruption in sports, or politics, or anything anymore for that matter.
And while Bob Costas eulogy will go down in history as being one of the best ever given about any man, Stan’s brother-in-law made an even more important reminder than the fact that Stan wasn’t prejudice. (As so many conservatives ALSO…are not.) He reminded everyone, that Stan Musial worked with the Catholic Church AND the Pope, (Back when Reagan was President) to help funnel money over to Poland, which helped defeat the communists in Russia and Poland. When Obama presented him with the Congressional Metal of Freedom last year, he certainly didn’t mention what the man did.
I’m sure, Obama could have cared less.
The “change” that Robert Redford and Obama are talking about is why I found this funeral so sad. I think, the fact that Bob sees the abhorrent behavior that has become the norm in our sports was why he was crying, and maybe he was asking himself… Why can’t all men be as decent as Stan Musial?
Well, when they have leaders like Obama, and movie stars like Robert Redford…trashing the country and its traditions on a daily basis..you can expect a lot more tears.
The real fact is: there are still millions of Stan Musials in America, living lives of ‘quiet desperation” helping their neighbors, loving their families, trying to be good citizens(buyinig McDonalds for the grandkids on Saturday)—and they are being attacked, while the sport figures, rap singers, horror fiction writers, movie stars…etc…are getting pats on the back for being basically rich drug addicts, adulterers, cheaters, and liars. The boys of summer are found on the ski slopes of Aspen, waiting for the next cocaine fix to come in.
Like Stan Musial, the common conservative man will never get on the news. And it’s that common, decent man who they want to not only ‘change” but crush.
Nobody could stop thinking about that through the whole funeral.
When the coffin was carried into the church, it had only a white linen drape. No flowers were on it. No roses of any sort. It was simple. Plain…like the man.
His grandson said “Gee, I had to follow Bob Costas.” with a sigh, but then said probably the most important thing: He looked into the camera and said he wanted everyone watching to try to be just like Stan.
If only.
Stan the Man, is the quintessence of the America that most of us grew up with. They drapped him in the American flag as they carried him out, as if to say to all the liberals: Here lies an American dream…watch and weep, and honor “Stan the Man.” He was the best of us.
And should you ever get to St. Louis, go stand in front of Stan’s statue, and bring a harmonia, and play a tune. Stan would love it…he never went anywhere without his. And don’t forget to read what it says:
“Here stands baseball’s perfect warrior. Here stands baseball’s perfect knight.”
Democrats Should Not Be Allowed a Weapon….Problems Solved.
Nobody Cares
Now WHY have you not heard that all the crazy crackpots killing people in mass murders are registered Democrats?
You tell me.
One man, does what a whole slew of paid propagandists cannot: Report.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to amfortas)
Nobody’s Perfect: 5-Year-Old Bubble Terrorist VS Texas Bank Manager
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have a little girl who threatened the security of the United States by saying she was going to shoot a fellow classmate…with bubbles. There is talk of Gitmo.
A 5-year-old Pennsylvania girl who told another girl she was going to shoot her with a pink Hello Kitty toy gun that blows soapy bubbles has been suspended from kindergarten. The next day, the girls involved were ‘interrogated’ by school officials. By the time the girl was done speaking to administrators about the incident, she was crying. A teacher called out the girl in front of her class and told her police may get involved.
Her family has hired an attorney to fight the punishment, which initially was 10 days for issuing a ‘terroristic threat.’ But her punishment was reduced to two days after her mother met with school officials and had the incident dropped to ‘threatening to harm another student,’ which apparently carries a lesser punishment.
Bubbles are now…a terroist threat? Who knew? Can I still take a bubble bath without the FBI knocking down my door?
Good thing they caught that girl in time. Nobody can even imagine what might have happened if she had actually SHOT that other girl…with a deadly bubble. Looking dirty is in style now. The soap on her skin would have been too much for anyone to witness.
On the other hand, a bank in Texas keeps getting robbed by “Yankees” and the bank manager has put a sign on his door saying, that he allows everyone who is legally carrying a gun, to COME ON IN and help out catching those Yankees that are robbing his bank. Not since Jesse James has a bank manager taken such force.
The South has not died.
The ‘President’ is not too happy about this as you can imagine.
So…who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Why…The University of Tennessee Marching Band, OF COURSE!
They were the last band to march before the President at his inauguration today, and somehow, after hours of waiting in the cold, they manage to insult the President by playing his least favorite song:
Oh Shenandoah…we long to see you…away…you rolling rivier…
Nobody is sure that they will be attacked, with drones shooting bubbles, as soon as the President can give that order.
You cannot insult the President.
Nobody Suggests we all stock up on those deadly Bubble Guns right away, before Obama bans them. I might even take a trip down to Texas and help that bank manager out with those “Yankees.” In fact…the Bubble gang is already on the way…
Nobody’s Email: The Good Reasons for the 2nd Amendment
Nobody Gets Email
Another great rant from Conservative Video’s…which will give you arguments to use whenever you talk to your liberal friends.
About That…..
“I had a nervous breakdown when I was 17 or 18—It didn’t feel like me at all, I felt really bad about straddling this buff guy. I didn’t like it. I couldn’t get out of bed for two weeks. I thought I was going to die.”–Kate Moss on how she felt after posing for Calvin Klein Jeans.
Nobody Wins.
In a recent issues of Vanity Fair, there is a piece about the model Kate Moss, ( I know…who?) included with a LOT of semi-nude pictures of various silly poses that graced the article. In fact: There were so many erotic shots, Nobody Thinks Vanity Fair is trying to become Playboy for feminists. If you pose nude in Vanity Fair: you are cool…to the rich.
Evidently Kate’s ability to pose nude whenever asked was one of the reasons why Kate Moss had been so popular among the rich and famous. She started to take it all off at 15. They still can’t stop talking about it. She was their “wild child.” Dennis Freedman (big-shot fashion guy) said, “And suddenly this little, unknown fresh face scruffy haired, no makeup boyish girl appears…” It seems, Kate Moss had the sex appeal of a child nymph. The kind of look one pictures some pedophilic staring at.
Because, she looks like a kid. She still does.
I sort of remember when this “shaped like a young boy” look when Twiggy was made popular in Vogue. Suddenly, the no hips, no bust, (well, not this pic) look of a young girl looking like a young boy was all the rage…and it carried on all through the sixties and seventies. No matter how hard they tried, most women just couldn’t pull it off.
At the time, I did not connect the dots. But now, I’m sure more than one gay designer were attracted more to those models than the busty ones. They were ‘expressting” their desires. They were attracted to the young boys. Except, they had to work with women. YOUNG women. So they made them look like young boys. Nobody Thinks…it’s was a no-brainer that these fashion designers were pleasing themselves.
Now…before you think I’m crazy…Rush Limbaugh was talking about this subject the other day. He had read an article in The Guardian, claiming, (Insanity check here) that sex with children does not harm them:
“It caused barely a ripple. ‘Childhood sexual experiences, willingly engaged in with an adult,’ it read, ‘result in no identifiable damage … The real need is a change in the attitude which assumes that all cases of pedophilia result in lasting damage.’” So you see it’s you who have to reorient your thinking. It’s you who have to get rid of your bigotry. It’s you that have to open up and become more tolerant. It is you judgmental people who think this is child abuse when it isn’t.
‘Adult sexual attraction to children is part of the continuum of human sexuality; it’s not something we can eliminate,’ she says.
Anyone, who has experienced sexual abuse as a child, would want to throw this woman in jail.
To that Rush had to say this:
There is a movement on to normalize pedophilia, and I guarantee you your reaction to that is probably much the same as your reaction when you first heard about gay marriage. What has happened to gay marriage? It’s become normal — and in fact, with certain people in certain demographics it’s the most important issue in terms of who they vote for. So don’t pooh-pooh. There’s a movement to normalize pedophilia. Don’t pooh-pooh it. The people behind it are serious, and you know the left as well as I do. They glom onto something and they don’t let go… You know how much progress the notion of gay marriage has made. So I’m just keeping you here on the cutting edge.
What has this got to do with young boyish looking models posing nude in fashion?
It’s all about the culture. Fashion has been subliminally making the young, almost gay, very fashionable for a very long time. Remember…it was called “unisex.”
It’s in the playbook of “How to break down the family.”
Rush was attacked for even talking about the subject, but NOBODY WINS if we don’t protect the children. There is NOTHING normal about sex with children. 
Kate Moss left home when she was young. She grew up in a broken home. No father was there to make her feel special, and it’s no wonder she took off her clothes so much. She may be rich and famous, but I feel sorry for her. They say in the article that nobody really knows her…..
About that…..










