Nobody Needs Photoshop Welfare
Nobody Cares
America bailed out Europe today, with the spin “Hey…We have to bail them out or we will go down!” The stock market soared, and like the Nobody that I am, it really meant nothing to me, so I went out and raked leaves.
I have a LOT of leaves. I’m considering asking my trees to switch their diet. I’d set my lawn on fire, and get rid of them all at once, but I think that’s illegal.
Nevertheless, Nobody searches hard now for the good-news nuggests, and I found this great video of Donald Trump, dishing Obama for coming to New York on the same night that the Rockefeller Center turns on its Christmas tree lights. If you have never experienced a “President” coming into your city, you should move to Russia. Wait…no..you don’t have to move. Here in the United States they have to shut down whole city blocks, subways, and highways..for hours…just so Genghis Obama can make his lordy way to his fund-raisers. They hardly EVER mentioned this fact on TV, which is again, why I wish Donald would run for President, because he mentioned it.
He mentions a lot of stuff that this Nobody likes.
Tonight, the Rockefeller Christamas Special on NBC was a perfect example of how you didn’t see any of whatever trouble in traffic that Obama caused. All 900 teenage girls were in front, to see the Beaver (sorry he looks like a small beaver to me, he needs a Wally) and the Kicking Rockets (okay, so that’s not their real name) looked perfect and…Coral King can’t sing anymore, but Neil Diamond still can, and Tony Bennett is the only singer in the world that can smile and hold a loooooog note…and not break his smile. And I simply don’t know how he does it.
It’s like it’s cemented on his face like that butt-lady who has cement in her cheeks. Maybe he dabs a little super-glue in his cheeks. Something.
Anyway, this leads me to point. Nobody wants to assure all the women out there, who are tired of looking at beautiful women in perfume adds, videos, clothes commercials, angels of fluff in scanty Santa outfits, that, while you are searching you memory for one girl that you ever saw that never had one pimple on her face…
THESE GIRLS ARE NOT REAL! Why do I say that? They have help. They have been airbrished, polished, computerized…need I say more? And what about us nobodies?
I say we need Photoshop Welfare. Forget food stamps.
Now, in case you doubt me, here’s a video that I wish I had never seen…because now when I watch TV I’m thinking..”He’s NOT in that plane, they are NOT in that car, that is NOT New York City…that is the young Mariah Carey in that old rehashed Christmas video with Justin Beiver, Obama is just an actor from Kenya, not really our President, and that girl doesn’t even have pores! ”
It sort of spoils some of the “I’m escaping from the fallen dollar, and lack of photoshop mode”... you know what I mean?
I’d say ENJOY this next video, but if you think that ignorance is bliss…..don’t watch it.
The Good Greedy Rich VS The Bad Greedy Rich
Nobody’s Opinion
Let’s talk about the rich, shall we? How DO they get that way? Is it just hard work? Haven’t we been told that in America, if you work hard, you will be rewarded? If that’s the case, why is it that most of our politicians are not only rich, they are getting richer? They hardly work at all. When was the last time Nancy Pelosi invented or produced anything?
What happened here?
According to Joseph E. Stiglitz of Vanity Fair;
Virtually all U.S. Senators, and most of the House of the representatives, are members of the top 1 percent when they arrive, are kept in office by money from the top 1 percent, and know that if they serve the top 1 percent well they will be rewarded by the top 1 percent when they leave office. By and large, the key executive-branch policymakers on trade and economic policy also come from the top 1 percent. It should not make jaws drop that a tax bill cannot emerge from Congress unless big tax cuts are put in place for the wealthy. Given the power of the top 1 percent, this is the way you would expect the system to work.
So, it seems we have two sides of greed: good greed, and bad greed. How do you tell the difference? I have an easy answer: If they are plundering, not producing, they are bad.
Long ago, when mankind first came out of the sand holes of Afghanistan, the only way to get rich…was to plunder and steal, and that’s exactly what Machmud of Ghazni did. (see picture) He built an army, and plundered his way around Afghanistan. He burnt all the villages down, stole their crops, and made himself King. Then he built himself some really spectacular palaces, and if you were really nice and he liked you, he’d throw pearls in your mouth.
Machmud wasn’t interested in occupying the countries he invaded, he just taxed his own country to death to pay for his plundering escapades.
I’m sure they really appreciated that.
In the city of Kanauj, India, in the year 1010, his army murdered all the inhabitants, destroyed 10,000 temples, pocketed gold, silver and jewels and captured 55,000 slaves and 350 elephants.
The malicious act of plundering hasn’t gone away, has it? Men still love to plunder..and the politicians have made it into a work of art.
Barack Mahmud Hussein Obama (probably a direct descendant of Machmud on his father’s side )— a man whose own Presidential reelection will cost over one billion dollars in 2012, wants to plunder the rich. After all, the poor are being taxed to fight the wars, which are now being fought, we are told, to spread “Democracy, Freedom, and McDonalds.” We are so much in debt that, as the saying goes, you can’t get ketchup out of a cotton candy, so Obama wants to go after the gold, silver and capital gains tax of the rich.
And one really big rich guy just died—Steve Jobs. 
From The Rich Times:
Mrs. Jobs is likely to pay $1 Billion in estate taxes after the passing away of Steve Jobs. He had already put shares that he owned in Apple ($2.05 billion) and Disney (worth $4.74 billion) in a trust in order to avoid probate taxes. If Apple’s late co- founder left his estate to his wife, Laurene Powell Jobs, the family won’t be liable for the 35 percent estate tax until she dies or gives money to others, according to estate planners.
If Powell had decided to stick with the stock then she may even have been taxed on the 3.8 percent levy that the American government is planning on unearned gains. Under U.S. law, the trust can sell the shares and incur taxes only on the appreciation since Jobs’ death — a gain of about $338 million. If Jobs had died in 2010, when there was no estate tax, his heirs would have faced the capital gains tax on his entire investment profit if they had sold. That provision lapsed in 2011 when the estate tax was reinstated.
Nobody Knows what her readers think about this, but it seems, if a man makes a product, that is a benefit to the world, he should be able to pass his wealth on to his children.
The politicians as we have learned are becoming billionaires in office, working with the top 1 percent, affecting laws, and getting knowledge of insider trading. They are not good greedy producers, but bad greedy plunderers. Our personal Congressional/Presidential Machmud has merged with Goldman Sachs, Freddie and Fannie, and the Federal Reserve, and has managed to plunder the whole world of untold trillions.
Machmud would have thrown pearls into all their mouths, and then..
Plundered them.
Have we got a Machmud Trojan Horse in the White House? 
Nobody Thinks we should open his mouth, and look for pearls.
A Speech For the Century
Nobody Wins
You do NOT want to miss this speech, given by Tony Abbott in Australia’s Parliament today, it’s a masterpiece…and it will make you ashamed as an America, to look at our President’s face as he listened to it. It’s all you need to know about the man. It’s a speech he should have given his own people, but what we have gotten instead is an ignorant brat of a nincompoop. I don’t care how well he can read a teleprompter, even Jimmy Carter would have had more grace in this moment.
And sadly, it took this incredible speech from our British friends to rise to the moment to show America, what it should fight to restore again. Western civilization, and the great legacys it has built, is at this moment of time, on the chopping block.
Do not miss this speech. It’s one for the centuries.
(Thanks once again to my favorite Aussie, amfortas, for sending the video)
Obama Pardons White Turkeys
Today, President Obama actually did something serious..he pardoned a white turkey. The news reported that he said this at the event–
“Some of you may know that recently I’ve been taking a series of executive actions that don’t require congressional approval,” Mr. Obama said. “Well, here’s another one. We can’t wait to pardon these turkeys — literally. Otherwise, they’d end up next to the mashed potatoes and stuffing.”
Obama: I, Lord Barak Hussein Obama the Second, Commander- in -Chief of the world’s mightiest army protector of the poor minorities all over the world, who are right at this moment, waiting for me to come and save them from their oppressors, do grant you….white turkey, by my executiv order, a pardon on your white turkey life, which I could have taken because I am the ruler of the Universe, the Congress, Burma, and sometimes my wife.
Therefore, In exchange for the granting of this most benevolent act of kindness on my part as your ruler, I order you to give up 80% of your future holdings, all your homes, and your turkey business, to be turned over to me, your sovereign lord, in order for me to redistribute, as I see fit, to all those other turkeys, I mean, people in he world, who are not thankful for anything right now.
May Allah be with you, and Christ behold you, and may all God’s White turkeys rejoice at this executive mandate, on this Thanksgiving of me letting you live another white turkey day. Now, get back to work.
Turkey I not getting near that fool.
Malia Whoa, dad’s taking this job a little too seriously.
Sasha I wonder if he knows that Mom intends to kill it for dinner?
White Guy I’m taking this sucker home!
Michelle’s Food Gestapo…
Nobody Reports
Opening up a can of Star Kiss Tuna, and finding a bug in it, is not exactly a fun thing. That can of tuna, cost me around five dollars at my local Shop N Save. Okay I thought, our “healthy” sandwich dinner with fruit for tonight is NOT coming out of this can…good thing I’ve got another.
The fruit was not exactly looking too good either.
So, I put my spare can of tuna in the can opener, and viola…oh no. This is not…tuna. I don’t know what it is, but it’s not tuna. It was suppose to be ‘chunk’ but looked more like a chicken regurgitated last night’s tuna and is getting paid by Obama to do it..to save money for green energy projects.
Great. The old days of being able to trust you local grocery store to protect you from food poisoning is gone. The great NAFTA and CAFTA globalization has let food into our country that doesn’t even get inspected, because the people in other countries must have a job you see.
In the last few years…billions of dollars of food has had to be discarded in America. Spinach, lettuce, peanut butter, cantaloupe…hamburger…you name it. (dog and cat food) Every other day somebody is dying from food poisoning.
Michelle Obama has made it her mission to get everyone to eat “healthy” and so, the obese American people are trying. And what is healthier than getting food fresh off the farm?
Oh no… Michelle doesn’t want that. Now, all the independent farmers in the country, whether they sell Amish milk, or tomatoes, or onions, are being raided by our “loving and caring” Michelle’s Gestapo.
On the Quail Hollow farm, a farm which grows organic food for consumption, they held a dinner for the locals and the government came in, made them destroy the food and pour bleach on it.
If that isn’t an abomination I don’t know what is. Take a look at the video here.
Blacks are being trained by the Obama’s to start growing vegetables in the inner cities, which will be no different than the fresh food grown here at this farm in Southern Nevada. They are being taught in the inner city schools how to grow food. Our Midwest farmland is being built to feed the future Chinese.
Nobody has been watching this for awhile, and the circumstantial evidence..is overwhelming depressing. Over 80 percent of our food is genetically modified. Farmers cannot even grow their own food anymore. Monsanto seeds will not seed another crop, and they now have a Monopoly on the world’s seed bank. You can go to jail if you grow a natural seed. And now, if you grow anything on your own, and feed it to another person, you can be jailed.
It’s not about fresh and decent food. It’s about the government, taking over all the world’s crops and dictating what people eat. 
We should all be outraged. Our government can help the Afghanistan’s grow opium with our tax dollars, but they can’t “let” the local farmer have the freedom to grow his own food. Do they want to poison us?
You know, if that farm had been owned by black people, or Spanish people, I have no doubt they would not have been raided. Everybody who is being raided is white.
And now, pardon me, I have to find the receipts and get my ten dollars back for the Star Kiss tuna I can’t eat anymore. Maybe, I should go into the store, put it on the floor and pour bleach over it.
(Thanks to amfortas)
The Accountable Care of Nobody’s Colon..
Nobody Knows
“You should get a colonoscopy” said my new doctor within minutes of being introduced to his new patient…me. The overweight doctor sat down on the chair and gave me that, “You really should do what I say.” look. 
“Why?” I said. “I feel fine.”
“When was the last time you had one?”
“I’ve never had one. Tell you what, if you decide to keep me as your patient, then maybe I’ll get one next year…let’s see how it goes first.”
You know, if he had just given me a good reason, I might have caved in…but this doctor didn’t. He mentioned it again, he was not giving up. “Really, you should get one.”
What’s the matter with this guy? I thought. Pushy…jeez.
Well, I found out: Did you know that in the Obamacare package the doctors can make some MORE extra money? It’s called accountable care. The hospitals agree to share with insurers the financial risk of caring for patients… in exchange, they get a cut of insurers’ savings, under a formula that benchmarks the cost of treating an individual against a broader sample of patients. The insurer splits the savings with Dr. X’s practice.
He could make $5,000 in just one, two-second suggestion with the right patient. I guess some genius on the Obamacare panel came up with that one.
“Uh…Uh…we need to give some carrots to the doctors, because you know, they will necessarily want to be quitting because of the money, when we push this through.”
How do you think the “insurers” are going to like that? Obamacare says it will save them money in the long run. Accountable Care is just another money making scheme, I bet ya didn’t know about. I sure didn’t. Nobody Wonders who’s going to be accountable for the accountable care fraud?
Uh…can you say your own name without choking? (pass the bedpan)
I was wondering lately why all these doctors were making me take so many blood test. The answer is that they send in a bill to the insurer saying, “Well, I saved you at least 1,000 dollars because I prevented her from getting vampire suckage disease with early screenings!” (Or whatever, pick your diseases ) Here’s your $5000.
Who knows how much money my new doctor was going to make off my immediate colonoscopy? Not that it doesn’t save lives, that’s not the point I’m trying to make here. And I also know the doctors are retiring in droves, and losing money…but again, that is the point: It’s all about the money.
The big corporate/government complex knows that by 2050 we will be a nation of third world people, mostly Mexicans, and a lot of them with diseases we never knew existed. Do you think Obamacare is going to get all those illegal’s to take out Obama’s mandated insurance?
Can a twenty pound poodle pick up an elephant’s thigh bone? Does Jose know who gave the Gettysburg Address? Can Snooki dial a real telephone?
Today we heard that the Supreme Court is going to review Obamacare. They are getting all our hopes up aren’t they? It sells the news. Nobody is already sick of hearing about it.
Well, I don’t know about you, but ever since those holy rollers took away our eminent domain rights, I don’t expect them to say it’s illegal at all. They will say that it’s just like our driver’s license. You must get it. Just like you can’t drive without insurance.
Scott Seroto, the CEO of Blue Cross/Blue Shield was on C-Span today, in front of the Chamber of Commerce, pleading for Obamacare to stay in place. “We must have a young and healthy work force to survive” he said. That’s why it’s so important that we keep Obamacare.
Scott Seroto is either participating in Obamacare’s Accountable Care Program, or he needs a serious colonoscopy
I’ll be sure and tell my doctor.
Nobody Suggests–Put the Constitution in Stone
Nobody’s Opinion
I must admit, I have an awful habit of picking up old issues of Time Magazine at my local library, because they sell them for 10c. I have five big Tupperware containers filled with back issues, which I have decided NOT to put on my house insurance, because it would be no loss to humanity. In fact, I’d burn them myself, but I’d probably get arrested for contributing to global warming.
I was reading one Time article today, that was just…absurd. Sort of like the lady I heard on the History Channel today who said, something to the order (can’t remember direct quote) that Skull and Bones have always put men into powerful positions. (Kerry, Bushes) But, to think that these men want to take over the world…is simply a whacko conspiracy theory. Utter nonsense she said.
Nobody Says: Just the fact that all these men are sworn to place each other and all their friends in high positions, making it hard for the “people” to ever get true representatives of their own, thereby stacking the decks against any kind of real representation for “we the people,” is in itself a huge conspiracy of elites. Of course they want to take over the world.
Something tells me that lady (sorry, didn’t catch her name) didn’t even see the absurdity of her opinion, or anything wrong with the rich running the world, just like this author of an article in Time from July 4, 2011. Time Magazine asked the question in big bold letters on the cover: “Does It Still Matter?” referring of course to the Constitution. 
Nobody Says: Do you really want to go there Mr. Richard Stengel? (author) Well, I’m your Huckleberry!
Stengel Says: Drones over Libya constitute a violation of Article I, Section 8, which gives Congress the power to declare war. Well, since George Washington didn’t even dream that man could fly, much less use a global positioning satellite to aim a missile, it’s hard to say what he would think.
Nobody Says: You’re kidding—no it’s not hard. No doubt George would have loved all those nifty tools, but he would have never in a million years sent a war weapon such as flying drones with bombs over to kill in another country that was no threat to the United States. And especially without asking Congress. If he was one thing, George was meticulous.
If Obama was doing it to help France get oil…then he should have just said so. Instead, he helped the Muslim brotherhood take over Libya, which looks like he did it also to help some Saudi King.
Stengal Says: that he wondered what Thomas Jefferson, a man who owned slaves and is believed to have fathered children with at least one the them would have thought about a half white, half black American President born in Hawaii. (a state which did not exist)..Again, hard to say.
Nobody Says: Mr. Stengal, what in the world does this question have to do with the Constitution? Where does it say that a half white, half black man cannot be President? The requirement is that he be born an American. Hawaii would have been fine with Jefferson, the more land for the US the merrier to Thomas. IF Obama had been born in Hawaii, not Kenya, he would have thought nothing of it. He would have been against a foreigner taking office.
Stengel Says: Yes the framers had their reasons for that, (President being born here) but those reasons have long since vanished.
Nobody Says: Vanished? We put a Muslim sympathizer, (who ran as a Christian) with a Muslim name, who is using all the forces at his command to fundamentally “change” America..and funding Muslim brotherhood “change” in the Middle East. He is using all his power to destroy our country, and rewrite our history. The founders were afraid exactly of that very thing.
Stengel Says: The founders also gave us the idea that a black person was three fifths of a human being, that women were not allowed to vote and that South Dakota should have the same number of Senators as a Californian, which is kind of crazy.
Nobody Says: First: it was the southern democrats who fought hard to keep slavery. The first order of events was to become an independent nation. Back then, it was the land owners who voted, and women got the vote AFTER the black man. As the country grew, so did the voting rights. Both good things.
BUT…to latch that last bit about the electoral college on to the other two, (so clever by the way) is your way of saying that the electoral college is just as outdated as slavery and the right for women to vote.
WRONG. The electoral college made us a Republic. It gives all states equal representation…get rid of that, and the United States will have no states. California will pick every president.
Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I’ll call the electoral college affirmative action for the little guy whose voice would not be heard in a ‘democracy.’ All liberals will go “Oh..that’s right! Affirmative action is good, so the electoral college must be good!”
Nobody can play around with words too.
Stengal Says: The framers weren’t afraid of a little messiness. Which is another reason we shouldn’t be so delicate about changing the Constitution or interpretation. It was written in a spirit of change and revolution and turbulence. It was not written in stone.
Nobody Says: Ah…Richard…you’ve been talking to Bill Clinton again. You know…that guy can confuse even the best idiots. You think the founders WANTED to fight the British? According to all their own words, they didn’t exactly like have British militia stationed in every house.
Richard Stengal makes it seem that the founders are just like the protesters on Wall Street..we are all learning more about the Marxist handbook of start a revolution and then TAKE OVER ! See, pitch your tents! That’s what the founders did!
Make no doubt, The Constitution may not be written in stone, but there are still millions in this country who hold it dear in their hearts.
George Soros funds Time Magazine. He wants to get rid of the Constitution, and he has said so.
Maybe it’s time we do set our Constitution in stone, get our best stonemansons to carve a big huge stone…bigger than MLK’s. Make sure it sets on the entrance to the Capitol, and every time any politician forgets it, we should stand in front of it..and point.
And then, set another stone down on the White House Lawn. On that one I would put the Ten Comandments, and the Declaration of Independence, and maybe a statue representing the American Citizen..facing the front door. At the bottom of the statue, in big enough letters for the President to see… a quote from John Adams…—
“A Government of laws, and not of men.”
Whites House Bans “Christmas” Trees…
Nobody Gets Email 
This email seems perfect for this weekend and I’ll tell you why at the end. It’s about Christmas at the White House. Read what Michelle Obama said last year when it came to picking ornaments for the tree.
“Our starting point was a very simple idea,” she said. “That we include people in as many places, in as many ways as we can. We took about 800 ornaments left over from the previous administrations. We sent them to 60 local community groups throughout the country and asked them to decorate them, paying tribute to a favorite local landmark, and then send them back to us for display here at the White House.”
This year, a letter was sent out to all the people who usually donate and make ornaments. Here’s the email:
***************
The Obama’s will not do Christmas. Thought you might be interested in this information from the White House.. This isn’t a rumor; this is a fact.
She got her letter from the WH recently. It said that they would not be called Christmas trees this year. They will be called Holiday trees.. And, to please not send any ornaments painted with a religious theme. She was very upset at this development and sent back a reply telling them that she painted the ornaments for Christmas trees and would not be sending any for display that left Christ out of Christmas.
Just thought you should know what the new residents in the WH plan for the future of America . If you missed his statement that “we do not consider ourselves a Christian Nation” this should confirm that he plans to take us away from our religious foundation as quickly as possible.
Just another step toward turning America away from Christianity! We should shout to the highest hills that the White House is ours– not the Obama’s, and 85% of Americans believe in Christ (Christmas).
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While many of us might not think this is important..remember that in 2010, an ornament with Mao’s picture hung on the White House tree, as well as one of a transvestite named Queen Hedda Lettuce, and yet another that shows a picture of Mount Rushmore — with Obama’s head pasted to the side of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt’s.
The White House ornament this year has an environmental lesson about Teddy Roosevelt dressed up as Santa visiting the White House because it has children in it. So…Christmas is just a holiday to give kids presents now. Obama was going to fundamentally CHANGE this country by eliminating our Christian religion.
I have a small tree…that will have to suffice. It will make all my Muslim neighbors happy, not seeing my big tree this year and knowing that they have a kindred soul in the White House.
For many years I have seen this event happening. Neighbors who took days of effort putting up lights, giving everyone else a joy…have gone dark. Simply because they can’t afford it anymore. History reminds us that communist countries all over the world persecuted Christians. In order for the state to take control of a people, Christianity must be wiped out of everything, and the Christmas White House tree is a good place to start.
Barack Hussein Obama.. is not finished destroying Christmas, is he? With a name like that—Can you blame him?
Obama Wants Your Free Speech Rights…
Nobody Knows—
Just when the government is going to take over the internet.
If you wonder why you are not noticing your freedoms being chipped away, let me say this: They get your eyes glued to a scandal, and then quietly pass a law that hurts us all while we’re busy talking about it.
They did this with the new US patent laws…did you know about that? That the US patent laws have now gone global? The big boys of all the big multinational companies now sit on the patent board?
Well no, Tiger Woods and his favorite sexual putter, was being splashed all over the TV.
And while we are going to be talking about Herman Cain’s sex scandals, on November the 20th, Obama is going to take over the internet, right before Thanksgiving…when all the Congress goes on break. Obamacare was passed the same way.
The Federal Communication Commission’s (FCC) Net Neutrality Act, passed last December, gives President Obama and the FCC power over the Internet. Every website you visit …every server you access … every blog you create … every bit of information you read … is about to come under the administration of the federal government. And, they can shut down any website they want, without judicial review! (Think about what happened in Egypt during the uprisings!)
Here’s another point that should bother us all:
The FCC Diversity Czar, Mark Lloyd, is AGAINST freedom of speech! He is on-record PRAISING Hugo Chavez for shutting down private media companies. The Net Neutrality Act seems to be part of a larger effort by the Obama administration to exert power and speech restrictions over the entirety of the Internet, what you can see when you are on it, and how you access it.
They won’t do this Joyanna, you say?
Well, just watch them. Call your Senators and complain, and pray that good men stand up.
Sex Scandals: Where’s Obama’s “Bimbo?”
Nobody Wins
- Hillary:They promised me…Susan: He’ll NEVER divorce her… Obama:I’d like a vowel please…
Everyone was just shocked..shocked, this week, that whoever leaked the sex scandal on Herman Cain has not succeeded in knocking him out of first place in the Republican run for the White House.
Well, what do they expect?
Bill Clinton has spent millions trying to clean up his playboy image from the White House afternoon cigar and pizza-with-a-thong romps. And lets not forget, Bill’s relentless rewriting of his own history has changed the national feelings on that sexual stuff. We all know that he is married to Hillary but they are in no way, nor ever will be again, husband and wife. They keep the image up, because they would lose all their power if they did not.
Don’t you find it funny that Hillary and Bill are never discussed anywhere as a couple anymore?
We are still being reminded monthly by the Democrats that Bill Clinton’s sex scandal was unfortunate, but it didn’t keep him from, “being a great President and giving us a great economy.”
Sooooooooooooooooo….
The whole Bill Clinton impeachment ordeal cost the whole country so much in money and embarrassments, that now, in 2012, the American people are absolutely sick of political parties digging up old sex scandals to win the game. We’re FED UP with it.
The Democrats did such a good job protecting the sex scandals of Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jack Kennedy, and Martin Luther King, with, “They can still run the country.” propaganda, that the American people are not about to condemn Herman Cain for maybe asking a girl back to his office late at night…twenty years ago.
Really, there should be a statue of limitations on sexual “misconduct.”
Right now, NOBODY wants to vote for Romney, so they’re sticking by the side of McCain, old sex scandals or not.
Since it’s fair game for reporters to bring up past affairs, or no affairs, or affairs that are in the imagination of the other political party, I think it’s high time we expose Obama’s affairs. So, I’m going to speculate about Obama’s sex life just like all the other reporters on the planet, because it’s not about the truth it it? It’s mostly about hurting the rich and powerful. (I’m not a reporter.)
NOBODY FLASHES
Barack Obama and Susan Rice
Obama is in a hot, sticky, clutch of hot, sticky (there’s those words again) hormonal infidelity, with no other than his ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice.
What do you have to support this malicious allegation Ms Joyanna?
Well, a lot more than they have on Herman Cain, I have my impeccable woman’s intuition!
Here’s a list of why they are meant for each other, never mind that they are both married, they are both part of the same elite ruling class. They are even starting to look like each other..like Elvis and Pricilla.
When Obama got into office, he made Rice the Ambassador to the United Nations and made that position for the first time in history, a cabinet position, so that they could go into private meetings any old time they wanted to. What’s Michelle going to say? Probably…
“I’m leaving for Martha’s Vineyard NOW! I want that plane NOW!”
- Rice ‘s father was a Cornell University Economics professor, and governor of the Federal Reserve
- Rice’s mother is an education policy scholar currently at the Brookings institution.(Hillary’s think tank)
- Rich’s brother got his MBA from Harvard Business School, and is the founder of Management Leadership for Tomorrow–an organization committed to developing top minority talent for leadership roles in the business and non-profit sector.
- Rice attended Stanford University (Where Chelsea got her degree) and received a Truman Scholarship.
- Rice, like Bill Clinton, was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship and attended Oxford, where she earned a M.Phil. (illuminati school for the up and coming rulers)
- Madeline Albright has been a longtime friend. (As she has been to Condi Rice)
- Rice was blamed for being the woman who told Bill Clinton to refuse bin Laden when he was offered up to us by the Sudan. She was central in that decision.
- Clinton made her Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs in 1997. She visited Nigerian President Elect Basorun M.K.O. Abiola and he had a heart attack during the meeting and died.
- Rice left the Brookings institution to serve as a senior foreign politic advisor to Obama.
- Rice was named to the Obama-Biden Transition Project.
- Rice is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations and the Aspen Strategy Group
- Rice played point guard in basketball in college. (Can you see why he built a basketball court?)
See? These two were MADE for each other.
Go ahead and find your own “Obama bimbo’s” We need to get working on this. Anything to get that man out of office.
Okay, so I’m silly. In fact, I’d say Obama would be a big disappointment to the democrats if he didn’t have an affair. Some three years ago, they put out a rumor that Hillary and Susan Rice…were gay.
And THAT’s my proof right there. Nobody Thinks it was a diversion to cut short rumors.
Hey? What? It’s not going to matter in the future..he’ll still get his statue in the National Mall right next to Lincoln, no matter what.
So…go ahead and find your own “Obama bimbo.” And make sure EVERYBODY knows.
(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up Because Everybody Else Makes Stuff up.) 
Obama’s NEW Stimulus Plans
Nobody Cares
The Japanese have managed to outdo themselves once again. Nobody has just discovered that Obama has ordered 2 million of these hand clappers to be taken with him wherever he is campaigning. This was part of the stimulus for ‘green jobs’ because Japan needs the money since the whole population is going to die sooner rather than later due to green radioactive contamination. It will fail of course, because our electric grid cannot get enough juice to all those robotic clapping hands. Therefore another $500 million will have to go into supplying the mobile generators that will have to be dragged around to supply the energy needed.
This time, I’m sure, Bo will be guarding the trucks.
I laughed through this whole mindless thing. Just hearing “If You’re Happy and You Know it: sung in Japanese” was enough to retire me for the day. I imagine someone is going to say this is racist, and then they will have to make them in black.
(Nobody makes this stuff up.)
You’re welcome.
Stuffing the “Byrd” for Term Limits
Nobody Remembers
When examining just this one Senator, you see that the FUBAR America is now into, didn’t just happen overnight. Robert Bryd was right there along with his party, pushing it towards the brink that it’s now in.
“I shall never fight in the armed forces with a Negro by my side … Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.”
Even though he apologized later in life, it was more a political survival than any personal level. Notice in the video, even saying “white nigger” means he thinks a “nigger” is a negative thing. And that ending was clearly, not written by him. (Wait…let’s put on that plague underneath him….”Saving the poor white niggers from the poor black niggers.”)
Come on. Nobody wants to know–Who was voting for this man for 57 years? White raciests? Dare I say…white and black DEMOCRATS?
Later after the death of his teenage grandson he made this comment:
“The death of my grandson caused me to stop and think.” said Byrd, adding he came to realize that black people love their children as much as he does his. He could have well said: “The death of my grandson made me realize that even gophers love their babies and much as I do.”
Really? And this was the man who was a walking encyclopedia of knowledge?
Bryd filibustered the Civil Rights Act of 1965, and he was the only senator to vote against both Thurgood Marshall and Clarence Thomas to the United States Supreme Court, the only two African American nominees.
Bryd got more pork for his state of West Virginia, than any other politician alive, more than 30 existing federal projects bear his name, and that’s not including his wife’s name. He called himself the “Big Daddy” at the dedication for the Robert C. Byrd Biotechnology Science Center. (Big Daddy of all the little niggers.)
How did he get so much money for such a little state? The dirty little secret is: get on the right committees— and he was on almost all of them. Bryd served in the House for six years before moving to the Senate. He served as Secretary of the Senate Democratic Caucus from 1967-1971, then became Majority Leader from1981-1989, and then as Senate Minority Leader from 1981 to 1987, and 1989 to1989-2012 he served as President pro tempore of the United States Senate when the Democrats had majority.. BUT…the sweetest job he got as a Senator was becoming Chairman of the United States Committee on Appropriations from1989-1995, 2001-2003, and 2007-2009, giving him extraordinary influence over federal spending.
Whoever holds the purse of Congress, has enormous power. Barney Frank, in 2007, served as Chairman on the House Financial Committee. These two guys gave us a one/two punch in the face, with all their spending—- Byrd on his endless pork and Barney for setting up Freddie and Fannie.
Nobody Thinks that when Barney passes away, we should save a place for his stuffed corpse, in the basement, next to the men’s john…holding an American dollar in his hand— because it will be the last one left on the planet by the time he finally kicks the bucket.
Push the button, and his toe will tap.
Democrats will tell you it’s the war-mongering Republicans that broke us. But when Democrats spend billions on war, it’s ALWAYS for humanitarian reasons. As if, protecting their citizens is too lame an excuse for them.
There are facts, and there are facts: And the facts are that when Democrats are in charge of the money in Congress, the rest of us will go to the grave
sooner rather than later.And they spend it to buy votes, which is why, the black vote will go to the Democrat 99% of the time. Robert Bryd was living proof of that.
Near the end of his life, Bryd tried to ease his white guilt by voting for Obama over Hillary Clinton.That had to be hard for him.
So, you have to ask yourself, When former President Jimmy Carter noted, “He was my closest and most valuable adviser while I served as president.” Isn’t it about time we insist on term limits? Shouldn’t that be on the Tea Party lists of demands?
The longer they stay in, the more damage they do, and the harder it is to get them out. Maybe we should start insisting that if they insist on dying in office, we will have them stuffed, and displayed for all eternity. They will NEVER be allowed to leave.
I’d better stop…before I get to Pelosi. You don’t want to know where I’d put her…
TERM LIMITS….Or…Stuff em.
(Nobody makes this stuff up)
The Knock-Out Game
Nobody Cares—
About the “Knock-Out Game.”
” Yes, it’s the latest FUN pastime for black youths right up there with “Let’s go trash the local mini-mart and THEN go find a Honkey to beat the &$^% up!”
At least we know ‘President’ Obama doesn’t. Young blacks all over the nation are getting together in gangs and playing the “Knock Out Game.” In every city, and every other day. Yes, the first “black” President of the United States is such an inspiration to all the blacks, that they feel like going out and beating up whites…or Asians, or anyone else who happens to be an easy target. Smashing the heads with a brick gets big brownie points. They know, Obama is the President and he isn’t going to say a word.
As you saw in my last “video”, when blacks are fighting each other here in America, they mostly just wrestle around.
The Knock-out Game goes like this: whoever throws the first hit, or first brick…and knocks out the unsuspecting person walking down the street…wins! Can you just imagine if these were white boys doing this stuff? Every media camera on the planet would be out to hang them all, and it certainly wouldn’t be called a game. Obama would be on the TV within minutes.
This has been going on here in St. Louis since 2008. One couple— a mom, dad, and their two kids, were taking the Metro-link home from the airport when they were attacked by a gang of about 20 blacks who beat them to a pulp. Can you imagine?
Are these not savages?
Mayor Slay of St. Louis wouldn’t even call this a “hate” crime. No, he just advised everyone to “go the other way.”
Gee…awfully nice of you to help the poor man out of the gutter there Mayor, but..maybe you should do something about it…like…send police out to follow the “gangs’? Are you or are you NOT the Mayor?
Or…how about a law that every teen caught in black gangs beating up a white person, will not only be put in jail, they will never, the rest of their lives get any kind of welfare. Period. And that includes their moms.
Mom might stop her boys real quick if she thought she was going to lose her Friday Night Bingo Stash.
Nobody Remembers the riots of the 60’s…but never in the history of our country has our National Media ignored the ruthless and murderous gangs roaming our streets. We are all looking at Wall Street, and ignoring the violence walking among us.
Joe Biden was warning us about what was going to happen if we didn’t pass the “jobs” bill. Well….maybe we should make Joe walk the streets of D. C. at night, and then we could tell him, if he survives..
” Joe, I don’t think you and Obama could have made our streets any worse.”
Funny: There was just an attempt to kill some Saudi ambassador, and the whole Congress, and government gets in an uproar…but daily beatings and murders of white people…doesn’t even bother them at all.
Nobody Thinks we should knock out all politicians who are afraid to take control of these thugs. After all…we pay THEM.
Where’s Obama’s Teleprompter?
Nobody Cares
That just a few days ago, while on the road campaigning, Obama’s favorite security blanket, his teleprompter, was…stolen. Someone stole the truck containing it, and other things, like the Presidential podium. They reported that over $200,000 worth of equipment was missing. Nobody Knows who took it, and if you have ever seen a Presidential motorcade, and the hundreds of people surrounding him and protecting his every move…sombody might think that there is more to tis story, so Nobody will care if I have a little fun:
Rahm: (Presses his earphone) Hello.
Obama: Uh…hey..you got a minute?
Rahm: Sure Bos..what’s up?
Obama: Uh…you know, things aren’t going well here..and…you know, the teleprompter that I’m using really needs to be replaced…I mean, I’d could use a new one.
Rahm: You’re kidding me..right? So just get a new one.
Obama: Uh..I know, I’m going to do that. But, I’d like to keep this one…you know, for the girls..and Michelle thinks it would be fun to have around the house in Chicago. Malia likes to pretend she’s President….they are having a ball at the parties with it.
Rahm: So…keep it.
Obama: Uh…it’s not that…easy. Ever since Hillary took all that furniture out of the White House they’ve got this new thing where every single little thing is recorded.
Rahm: So…get to the point
Obama: Uh…uh…well, I want you to get some of our guys to steal a truck. You know, make it look like…uh..uh…someone stole it.
Rahm: Sure Bos…I’ll make some calls. Consider it done. Have your guy call me. I’ll have it delivered next week. Hey, are you going to make it to my Ballet?
Obama: Make sure the press releases are all……..
Rahm: Yeah, yeah…I got that. Hey, are you going to make it to my ballet?
Obama: Uh…yeah..uh..can I bring a few extra people?
Rahm: How many?
Obama: About..why don’t you send around two hundred tickets.
Rahm: Is that all? F*&*.. What? Did Bo have puppies? You bringing Bo? Hey bos…I miss ya. Hurry home.
Obama: Uh..okay now..bye. Check your mail, and uh….uh….you’re welcome.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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