Joyanna Adams

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There’s Stealing—and Then There’s Stupid

Nobody Cares

While Obama and all his supporters are going around claiming that things really aren’t so bad, and have improved, as you can see by the pictures, not everyone is having a great time.

First: In downtown Dallas, copper thieves were trying to pull a 13,200 volt live wire out of a conduit. Note the bolt cutter and the copper wire on the ground.

The economy is so bad, that metals are being stolen everywhere. Pipes, wires, cables, gutters, air conditioners are being stripped of their copper coils. Add to that copper plumbing, generators, and that’s just the beginning!

I’m waiting for the mufflers to be yanks off of cars…siding off houses…handle bars off of baby carriages…

Communications towers are also being stripped, leaving your IPhone vulnerable to attack, right in the middle of Christmas. Pretty soon, all the people walking around with titanium knees and back implants will have to think twice before going downtown to the football game.

Metal prices are high right now, but evidently so were these two poor souls, who also suffered severe damage from our fabulous education system, or they skipped science class. Not to mention: They must of been stealing bibles in Sunday School.

This is what happens when you replace science class with recycling class. Nobody Blames Al Gore.

Second: Somewhere in Longview, Washington State, 31- YEAR-OLD UNIDENTIFIED MAN (Uh, how did they know he was 31 if he was unidentified?) stole four items from a store: a Marilyn Manson CD, a bike inner-tube, a bike lock, and a quart of oil.

Evidently, he was going to go home, put on his Manson CD, put a new inner tube on his bike, and ride to the local service station and steal a quart of oil. This 31-year-old Manson wannabe was a prime example of “It takes one to know one.” Being a thief himself, he bought a lock for his bike. No one was going to steal that bike from him.

Still, he wasn’t so smart when he took a hatchet to a police man’s ear when caught stealing.  He left his ‘stolen’ items in the cart, which mean, his fingerprints are all over them.

That shows…real thinking.  

Does Obama care about the massive stealing that been going on lately? Does he care that we have a nation of morons? (Don’t answer that.)

Did Osama bin Laden care about his wife when he used her as a body guard?

I’m just saying.

Not much “caring” going on right now in the White House. So, Nobody Thinks we should all remember those famous words of a well-loved famous American that I tell myself every day:

“Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.”     

                                              John Wayne

Something tells me, neither one of these guys were John Wayne fans.

December 14, 2011 Posted by | economy | , , , , | Leave a comment

Google’s Christmas Card

Nobody Flashes

Good Christians fear not: Nobody is trying to make fun of the Christian religion.

I thought this was a very creative way to help ME figure out, all that I don’t know about the internet!

Enjoy!

(Thanks to JR)

December 13, 2011 Posted by | Media, Uncategorized | | 3 Comments

Newt Gives Us Occan’s Razor Full of EMP’s

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We are coming into to the important Republican caucus in Iowa, and  the front runner, Newt Gingrich, is going full force into announcing the biggest fear we have in facing our country: an EMP attack.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: What national security issue do you worry about that nobody is asking about, either here or in any of the debates so far?

NEWT GINGRICH: An electromagnetic pulse attack, which would literally destroy the country’s capacity to function.

Great. It’s the, “We are all going die.” scenario again.

Is that why they keep playing sitcoms where the world is destroyed and people come back and live on the farm and everyone is really happy without cell phones, Lady Gaga, and the View?

In the sitcom, TERRA NOVA, the world is destroyed and people go BACK in time to start over. In THE WALKING DEAD, a virus creates walking Zombies, and a small group of people try to survive by living on a farm. In the movie 2012…the whole world is destroyed, with the ultimate message being,  that the cream of the crop of humanity (being the elites in power) have already got tickets to the only boats in town. But, they are truly concerned about one lonely author, who they save to redeem their own consciousness and make you think they really are good people after all. Leaders of all the countries were saved! Rejoice!

I’m so tired of the world being destroyed by Hollywood. Come on…give us a break.  

The propaganda on our TV’s is overwhelmingly pointing to the scenario that “Hey, your little world is about to be socially reengineered, but it’s okay because right now you have American Idol!”

Our politicians have cried wolf so many times— (WMD;s—We have to bail out the banks or the world will fall apart—-Pass my bills or Social Security checks will end and grandma will die—-Veterans won’t get paid or receive medical assistance—kids will starve—Obama won’t be able to take a vacation– etc) that when the REAL threat comes, how are we going to believe the messenger?

We may not believe that messenger because much of it has been a bluff before.  Why should we believe any of them? Here’s a bit from the news:

The sad thing is that we are spending hundreds of billions of dollars hunting down “terrorists” in caves on the other side of the globe and we have been told that because of “national security” it is necessary for our private areas to be touched before we are allowed to get on an airplane, but our government is doing essentially nothing to address what is perhaps our biggest security vulnerability.

The president of the Center for Security Policy, Frank Gaffney, is convinced that a single EMP attack could result in the deaths of the vast majority of the population of the United States“Within a year of that attack, nine out of 10 Americans would be dead, because we can’t support a population of the present size in urban centers and the like without electricity”

It has been estimated that the entire power grid could potentially be protected for about 20 billion dollars. Considering the fact that we have spent over 400 billion dollars in Afghanistan, I think that we could afford it. Yet the Bush administration and the Obama administration have just stood there and have done nothing. Our idiocy is astounding.

This morning on FOX news, they showed a big map of the areas that would be literally burnt to a crisp electronically from an EMP attack. It covered the whole Midwest, and most of Mexico….but funny…it left the lights on in New York, the whole state of Florida, and the entire state of California. Mmm….homes of the rich and famous would be protected. Tea party people…will die.

Now, WHO should we believe attacked us if this happened? Sounds like an Obama dream.

As I was looking at the map, I wondered, since all our military bases are “protected” why the Midwest? Because of the food? And why all of Mexico?

FOX said it would be easy for Iran to launch an EMP from a boat offshore. Is this a statement to put fear in our hearts that Iran is dangerous? (Ron Paul, as you know, thinks it all overrated) And should we expect a strike on Iran soon? Is this the, “They have EMP’s!,  scenario? They probably do, but it’s getting so you can’t trust OUR elected people, and if you look at the polls, I’m not alone in this thought.

Last year, there was a special on CNN with all the past and present National Security people doing a mock EMP attack scenario TV.

It scared the EMP’s out of me.

Leading the experts at the mock attack was Michael Chertoff, former Homeland Security Secretary and founder of the Cheroff groups, a security consulting firm whose clients include manufactures of that fine example of American invention…the full body scanner.

Also on the panel, was none other than Bill Richardson, who as Clinton’s Secretary of Energy, went to N. Korea and supplied them with plutonian, on the orders from his boss. The North Koreans turned around and made that plutonian into nukes. It was Bill Richardson who also appointed Wen Ho Lee to Los Alamos, where he was suspected to have given the Chinese government nuclear secrets.

So, right away, you have two Gestapo like guys…who are hard to trust, and Newt is now crying out the same message.
The conclusion of the CNN mock EMP attack was: “Gee guys– we probably would not retaliate, but the United States would never recover..uh..probably not.” SUCH a hopeful message from a panel of rich millionaires. Nothing about protection, no suggestions on how to deal with the problem..just plain fear mongering.

 

But…what if Newt is right?

Yousaf M. Butt, (notice first name) a consultant with Federation of American Scientists, who last year did a lengthy analysis of EMP for The Space Review, a weekly online journal, said, “If terrorists want to do something serious, they’ll use a weapon of mass destruction — not mass disruption.”

Yet Mr. Gingrich’s warnings remain persistently urgent. “Without adequate preparation, we would basically lose our civilization in a matter of seconds.” The prospect of relatively short-range missiles being used to mount an EMP strike compounds the challenge to our modest anti-missile systems. They may or may not be able to contend with missiles launch And that’s the scary part.

Politicians have been using primal fear for a long now just to get their bills passed, and to take our freedoms away. So, that now…you can’t be sure if a politician is using fear to get elected, or if they are truly being sincere.

Nevertheless, Nobody ThinksLook what a  terrible job our government did protecting us on 9/11, Katrina, the Golf Oil Spill, and the Wall Street debacle. Their track record is atrocious.

Nobody also thinks that all this money that is disappearing has gone into building fine protections for the elites if and when the times comes. It’s also sadly true, that they are hiring people to man the FEMA camps all over the country.  

If you go by their actions, Occam’s Razor is the only choice you have. (Gives me an excuse to buy more peanut butter! )

It’s sharp on both sides, no matter how you slice it.  

(GOD, I HATE writing such depressing stuff. Next blog..funny…promise.)

December 13, 2011 Posted by | political races | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Gene Simmons VS Madonna

Nobody’s Perfect

Gene Simmons got in trouble for calling Madonna a karaoke singer last week.

Well, good for him.

The whole interview that Gene Simmons did on the sidewalk was better than this clip, (I couldn’t find it) but I have to agree with Gene on this one.  They say here that Madonna is bigger than KISS right now, but I beg to differ. Madonna was replaced long ago with Mariah, and Beyoncé, and Lady Gaga…I don’t know what these people are smoking but maybe they actually think THIS Madonna is somebody else, She has had so much plastic surgery she doesn’t even look like herself. In fact, I’m trying to figure out just what they stuffed in her whole lower jaw to make it stick out. Blubber? Glue? Foam rubber?

Not that it’s a BAD thing…in her case.

Anyway, having had to perform LIVE for years as a drummer/singer/keyboradest..I agree with Gene. Live music is better. It’s just that now, when the singers are DANCING so much, they can’t possibly keep up the singing and still not miss a note. So they sing along to a tape, and then the sound man ups their mike when they are talking so you THINK they are actually singing live, when they are not. Just about every act you see today, is singing or mouthing along with the tape.

Years ago, I saw the Rolling Stones in concert, and I was shocked when Keith Richards fell down off the stage, and Mick stopped singing to go pick him up…and low and behold, the music kept going. Mick’s voice was still there, and Keith’s guitar solo went on, even though his guitar was down in the orchestra pit.

What was really funny, is that everyone in the audience was so stoned, nobody noticed that they weren’t really playing OR singing but me–which is why the Stones can play on until they are over 100.

I don’t think Paul McCartney does it, because remember, the Beatles played live every night for 8 years in Hamburg before they started making it big in England. Also, Paul doesn’t dance. And Gene Simmons idolizes the Beatles and he wouldn’t if they played to tapes.

The amazing thing is that Gene could have gone further and told us all about all the rest of the groups that do it…but he didn’t.

Will Madonna do her same old act at the Superbowl? Let’s hope not.

So on New Years’s Eve when you’re watching your favorite singer … If it sounds too perfect…he’s singing along with himself. (or herself) It really is karaoke. He can’t miss!

Not that it will matter, but real musicians are thanking Gene for bringing it up.

By the way, Gene had plastic surgery, and STILL looks like, Gene Simmons, and I’m not sure just what that means.

December 12, 2011 Posted by | Entertainers | , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes: Chuck Woolery Leaves White Squirrels in Budget

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I can’t help myself. Nobody is getting some great emails that just can’t wait. This guy cracks me up, and also tells you how simple it would be to cut $1.5 trillion dollars off the budget. Something that no one in Congress can bring themselves to do.

Who knew there were White Squirrels?

ENJOY!

(Thanks to Pattie)

December 12, 2011 Posted by | economy, humor | , | 4 Comments

Tebowing to the Kleptocracy

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Last week, everyone was talking about the Tumpster putting on his own Republican Debate with Newsmax. One after another—candidates were saying,”Uh..no..uh…I have to go to my hairdresser.” By the end of the week, the only two left standing, were Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum.

Ron Paul had a date with someone named destiny, and Mitt was counting his money. Perry was…watching football.  

But…out of nowhere, much to my Nobody surprise.. There they all were debating! Who knew? They were standing in front of two Obama lovers: Clinton’s George Stephanopoulos and Diane (I’ve never read Mark Twain) Sawyer, both whom asked leading questions, just it seems, to make all the candidates look bad.

If you didn’t catch the moment when Diana Sawyer whined about how Americans are obese and don’t eat right or exercise and what should the leaders do, then you missed it. Ron Paul pretty much told her it’s none of the government’s business. For me that was a definite highlight.

The fact that they put this on so quickly means that the last thing they wanted to do was have the American people get to see someone like Donald Trump, who knows what’s going on..to have any say so at all. And they might be right: He would have taken it over. Still, we would have found out more from him than George or Diane.

They all had some good moments in answers, but there’s no clear Secretariat here, and that’s why we’re all –Tebowing.

Nobody’s Perfect

Over in Brussels, Sarkosy and Merkel tried their very best to keep the European Union on that fast track to a non-representative government where no nation has sovereignty but..Germany.

Uh…haven’t we been there before?  

Germany – Europe’s biggest economy – was intent on changing the European Union’s treaty to enshrine stricter budget discipline and penalties for countries that failed to adhere to them, to ensure there could be no repeat of the current crisis. From the German perspective, only by reforming economies, cutting social programs can they survive.

Oh, that should go over well.

Nevertheless there was one man standing alone when it came time to vote. The vote was 26-1. Cameron of England said,  “No thanks, England will remain England. ” and for that he got royally snubbed when he offered his hand to Sarkosy.

Nobody’s Perfect when you are the odd man out, and for once, this Nobody is extremely glad for what Sarkosy and Merkel consider to be a most imperfect vote.

Churchill would be proud.

But he wouldn’t be so proud of this act by Obama…

Nobody Knows

-How did Iran get a top-secret spy plane of the United States when obviously it wasn’t flying over Ahmadinejad’s head or it would have knocked him back into Satan’s hellhole?

Obama is not concerned about it at all, and no matter how many terrorists Obama has killed, losing this most top secret drone erases just about everything else he wants to brag about.—Or maybe he didn’t “lose” it. Maybe he sold it, because he really is made at Netenyahu.

Let’s hope it’s a dummy.

And speaking of dummies and drones…

Nobody Wins

When our own government is using drones to spy on its own citizens to help the local police. That’s what happened in North Dakota, and it’s disgusting that they are using drones on us.

Look for more drones here. I saw my first one at the tea party here in St. Louis in 2006. At least they didn’t pull out the lasers.

Yes, the police are going to use lasers on crowds. They don’t want you to blind a pilot with that, but it’s okay to laser protesters now? How about if we were all driving electric cars?

At least with water all you did was get wet— now you could end up with permanent blindness.

Add that to the list of tyranny. Obama continued attack on our rights: making it illegal to have your kids work on your farm, and telling churches who they can hire.

We are fast becoming Russia.

And speaking of Russia

Nobody Wonders

Over the weekend, over 50,000 people marched in Moscow protesting  the results of Putin’s election, lead by a Yale graduated, Russian lawyer named Alexei Navalny.

“You cannot beat up and arrest hundreds of thousands or millions,” Navalny said in a statement from jail that was read out to demonstrators on Saturday. “We are not cattle or slaves.”He called Putin’s ruling party a collecton of “swindlers and thieves.” which struck a chord with millions disgusted by the ostentatious wealth of Moscow’s elite. (Our elites are very GOOD at hiding thier wealth or more would be saying that here.)

Putin says he is a CIA agent.

Hopefully when he’s finished with Russia, he’ll come help us.

Nobody Cares

In other news, we are finally going to get to hear the great Princess Chelsea Clinton speak. I was beginning to think she was either a deaf-mute, or spoke like Caroline Kennedy. I can’t wait to see that witnessing her father in the White House,  didn’t damage her vocal chords. (Just kidding–she talked for her mother when she was running for President.)

 She got a job with NBC News, starting right at the top, thanks to mom and dad who have been waiting for this moment.

I bet even Billy Bush is proud.

It pays to be the child of Presidents…you get to start out at the top! The 315,000 who dropped out of the labour market last month(a number which exceeded the 120,000 new jobs created his month)  just stopped looking for one.

Nobody’s Fool

And this brings me to the last thought: The headlines tonight on Drudge is about a quarterback, named Tim Tebow praying. Before and after the game, he kneels and thanks to “Jesus.”  A lot of people don’t like it: a lot of people do.

This country is desperate for hope, and if belief in a God isn’t the ultimate human act of “hope” than I don’t know what is. It seems to be working for him, so thousands of people in the US are catching on to Tebowing. They are kneeling before they do anything, and praying.

He also says one of the most important quotes of the century in my Nobody Opinion: He stresses that football is just a game and that God doesn’t care who wins.

That’s right. God doesn’t care who wins a football game. But you and I should care who wins this war of destruction on our freedoms and way of life. The world hs been plundered by a gang of elites rulers and plutocrats, and many of them, along with the top people in our country, are trying to form a Kleptocracy.

A Kleptocracy is a government that plunders from its own people transferring wealth by threat of force from commoners to the upper classes.

Think “global carbon tax” and that pretty much sums it up.

It’s not just the United State, or Russia, or Egypt, or China…it’s happening everywhere.

Mr. Tebow has it right. In any fight…God…really most any god, will give any man, any woman, and any nation the home-field psychological advantage every time.

We should remember that. Do we want the Arabs to have such a psychological advantage?

Do you want to Tebow to their god, because that’s what they will command of you if they win their plans of global domination.

God IS hope, that’s what Nobody Thinks.

Having said that…Nobody Remembers the last time Obama went to church with his family…do you?

He did today.

Obama must have been watching football.

December 11, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, politics | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

All We Want For Christmas Is For Them To Come Home!

Nobody Gets Email

If you haven’t seen this…now’s the TIME!

ENJOY!

(Thanks to Rocket Man)

December 10, 2011 Posted by | humor, Military | , | 4 Comments

American Hero Explains REAL Torture

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Many Americans feel just like this man. This describes how Colonel Day was tortured in Vietnam, and frankly, I had trouble making it through this twice. But, reading this is mandatory to remind us all how many men have fought for what this country stands for, and we should NEVER give up fighting corruption and leaders who really don’t give a hoot about anyone but themselves, because men like Colonel Day gave their lives for us.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

Colonel George Everett Day

I got shot down over North Vietnam in 1967, a Sqdn. Commander. After I returned in 1973…I published 2 books that dealt a lot with “real torture” in Hanoi. Our make believe president is branding our country as a bunch of torturers when he has no idea what torture is.

As for me, I was put through a mock execution because I would not respond…Pistol whipped on the head…same event. Couple of days later…Hung by my feet all day. I escaped and a couple of weeks later, I got shot and captured. Shot was OK…what happened afterwards was not.

They marched me to Vinh..put me in the rope trick, ..almost pulled my arms out of the sockets. Beat me on the head with a little wooden rod until my eyes were swelled shut and my unshot, unbroken hand a pulp.

Next day hung me by the arms…rebroke my right wrist…wiped out the nerves in my arms that control the hands…rolled my fingers up into a ball. Only left the slightest movement of my L forefinger. So I started answering with some incredible lies.

Sent me to Hanoi strapped to a barrel of gas in the back of a truck. Hanoi…on my knees…rope trick again. Beaten by a big fool. Into leg irons on a bed in Heartbreak Hotel. Much Kneeling—hands up at Zoo. Really had beating for refusing to condemn Lyndon Johnson.

Several more kneeling events. I could see my knee bone thru Kneeling holes.

There was an escape from the annex to the Zoo. I was the Senior Officer of a large building because of escape…they started a mass torture of all commanders.

I think it was July 7, 1969…they started beating me with a car fan belt. In the first 2 days I took over 300 strokes, then stopped counting, because I never thought I would live through it.

They continued day-night torture to get me to confess to a non-existent part in the escape. This went on for at least 3 days. On my knees…fan belting..cut upon my scrotum with fan belt stroke. Opened up both knee holes again. My fanny looked like a hamburger. I could not lie on my back.

They tortured me into admitting that I was in on the escape …and that my 2 room-mates knew about it. The next day I denied the lie.

They commenced torturing me again with 1-6-or 9 strokes of the fan belt every day from about July 11 or 12th..to 14 of October 1969. I continued to refuse to lie about my roommates again.

Now, the point of this is that our make-believe President has declared to the world that we (U.S.) are a bunch of Torturers…Thus it will be OK to torture us next time when they catch us…because that is what the U.S. does.

Our make-believe President is a know nothing fool who thinks that pouring a little water on some one’s face, or hanging a pair of women’s pants over an Arabs head is TORTURE. He is a meathead.

I just talked to MOH holder Leo Thorsness who was also in my squadron. In jail, as was John McCain…and we agree that McCain does not speak for the POW group when he claims that Al Gharib was torture..or that “water boarding” is torture.

Our President and those fools around him who keep bad mouthing our great country are a disgrace to the United States. Please pass this info on to Sean Hannity. He is free to use it to point out the stupidity of the claims that water boarding..which has no after effect…is torture.

If it got the Arab to cough up the story about how he planned the attack on the twin towers in NYC..hurrah for the guy who poured the water.

SIGNED

“Bud” Day, Medal of Honor Recipient.

George Everett “Bud” Day (boy February 24, 1925) is a retired U.S. Air Force Colonel and Command Pilot who served during the Vietnam War. He is often cited as being the most decorated U.S. Service member since General Douglas MacArthur, having received seventy decorations, a majority for actions in combat. Day is a recipient of the Medal of Honor. Please pass on to your family and friends.

Calling Obama a meathead is extremely mild.

December 10, 2011 Posted by | Heros | , , , , | 3 Comments

Gold, Wine, and Tulips

Nobody Wonders

What gives money, or anything its value?

 

Solid Gold Hot Tub

 

Everyone is pushing gold now…”BUY GOLD” says Glenn Beck. It’s the only safe thing to hold on to. Okay. So you buy it and put it in your vault, and when the world collapses you will be a rich man, or so he says.  Frankly, I don’t know how anybody can buy gold if they lose their job and have a family to feed.  An ounce of gold is going for about $1,130 dollars.

Mmmmmm.

Glenn is funny. He  has fast became a muti-millionaire, and portends to be just like the rest of us, because once upon a time, he didn’t have much. He sees no reason why we aren’t all rushing out and filling our coffers up with gold. I know he’s getting paid to advertise it, but come on.

“Uh..sure Glenn, I’d LOVE to buy some gold. Want to lend me some money?”

When the poor get money, they blow it on a night out at Red Lobster, and I can’t say I blame them.

Gold—you can’t eat it—just like you can’t eat tulips.  Did you know that once upon a time, tulips were the most sought after investment in Europe?

From The Rich and How They Got That Way—Cynthia Crossen

“In the 1630’s there was a tulip fad in Europe. (Germany, England, Holland, France)  Bulbs became so popular, everyone just HAD to have them. People knew bulb prices were entirely detached from rational value, but they believed others would be even bigger fools than they were. At the peak of the boom, family fortunes were squandered on single bulbs. People traded land, houses, furniture, horses, sheep, cheese, anything for a tulip particularly such remarkable varieties as Viceroy or Semper Augustus. In France the entire dowry of one bride consisted of a rare tulip bulb. Eventually, sellers sold bulbs they didn’t have to buyers who didn’t have money to buy them. Neither party intended to deliver anything they were simply betting on the future price of bulbs. In early 1637, bulb prices were almost doubling every day. A tulip grower was said to have committed suicide when his entire stock was eaten by a cow. The bubble burst for no obvious reason except rumors circulating about a shortage of buyers. “

Imagine that. Trading your horse for a tulip. ( I can think of a lot of politicians that I’d trade for a tulip.)

Which brings me to the subject of wine. I have never understood the great different in value in one bottle of wine. And yet, go to any grocery store and the middle is packed with just about every different kind of wine you can imagine. A grape, is a grape, is a grape I say, so how come I can’t tell that much difference between a rather good wine, which sells for maybe twenty bucks a bottle, from one of the bottles from the HOLY GRAIL of Wine, the Burgundy Cote d’OR, in France, which sells for $750,609 dollars a bottle?

You can’t TELL me there is that much difference in those grapes. If that were the case— that one grape was worth that much more than another, then you could argue that one race of man was worth a lot more than another. (That’s another blog.) It’s just an opinion.

Recently in France, someone was attacking the vineyards of Romanee Conti, a small field of the finest Burgundy wine in the world, located just South of Paris. The vines were started long ago by lowly monks who really didn’t charge much for a bottle at all. Later, the wine from the grapes were used exclusively for the Kings of France. They are now owned by 71- year- old Domaine de lat Romanee-Conti, and they are harvested with loving care…I know.

But still.

Last year some guy was poisoning the vines and killing them off, and threatening to kill the rest if they did not receive a good size ransom. They caught the guy– but you would have thought that this vineyard was actually a field full of gold instead of grapes. The news of the destruction of these priceless vines was kept very secret until after the fact.

And if you think about it: all this man needs to do is come up with a few cases of wine a year to survive.

Nobody Thinks some wine prices are also entirely ‘detached from rational value.’  I could get drunk off a bottle of my friend Pattie’s homemade wine and be just as happy. (Not that I would of course, I come from a long line of easy marks.)  Pattie loves her wine, and I’m sure, if she had the money, she might pay big bucks for the good stuff.

So, again…What gives something value?

Desire.

If you can create a desire for anything, you can become rich. Look at the guy who came up with the pet rock. That was something we ALL needed wasn’t it? Put gold next to a rock. Gold IS a sort of rock, right? Why are the rich paying so much for one ounce of rock? (Don’t answer that.)

Still, when you have something that’s worth a lot, then you’ve got other problems. What if the horse EATS the tulip bulb you are trading him for? What if waiter uncorks your $400 bottle of champagne and pours it into his coffee mug and replaces it with some cheap stuff behind the bar?

What if you buy gold and one day you go to cash it in and the bank says, “We don’t know what happened to it, some guy named Corzine took it.” ?

Gold is now the rich man’s desire. But if you are not rich…then wine is your better bet, because you could buy at least 20 cases of cheap wine for $1,000 dollars, and you are not going to care one bit that you can’t become Warren Buffet after you drink it.

And I could go on and on about this subject so let’s end it with a quote from another nobody who says his name was Anonymous:

“Most people are too busy earning a living to make any money.”

And the rich people know that, which is why they keep us all making low wages so they can own more of the things THEY desire.

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December 10, 2011 Posted by | capitalism | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Mr. President…What are you going to do?

Nobody Flashes:

Hey! Let’s start off the weekend right. Here’s another brilliant satire from one of my favorite patriotic baby boomers., Ray Stevens.  Can I  adopt him?

ENJOY!

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

December 9, 2011 Posted by | humor, politics | , | Leave a comment

The ‘I Know Nothing” Song of ‘Jon the Don’ Corzine

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Am I the only one who wakes up in the morning, turns on the news and cannot believe that in this 21st century, a prominent man, a man with a Masters degree in business, a man who was a governor, and a CEO of Goldman Saks, can say with a little nod, “I simply do not know where the money is, or why the accounts have not been reconciled to date.” when asked why he lost all his client’s money?

You would have thought he lost his son’s car keys  instead of $1.2 billion dollars.

In the 19th century, Jon Corzine, would have gone to prison. Just yesterday a former Senator was sent to prison for trying to sell an old Senate seat so that he could have campaign money. He didn’t HURT anyone but himself, and he’s going to jail now for 14 years.

And yet, Don Corzine takes money of hard working farmers, ranchers, and rural businesses such as grain elevators and feed mills and gambles it on Europe. He took a big risk with money he didn’t have and lost it all. He’s hurt, god knows how many people?

He knew EXACTLY what he was doing, and he got rewarded for it you can be sure.

The farmers were hit hard when they were cut off from the cash in the hedging accounts.  This will affect food prices next year, as if they aren’t bad enough now. All he had to say is about that pain is, “I’m sorry.”

Tell me—how would you feel if you went to the bank to get all of your life’s savings and they told you, Well, we just don’t have it. Sorry.  Next year, even more people in the world will starve, because Don Corzine “knew nothing.”

Nobody doubts for a minute that he did it on purpose…but why? To destroy the corn belt— the little farmer? To help George Soros? How much did he make from it? When he quit Goldman Saks he took over $ 400 million dollars with him.  

But what do you expect? Consider his circle of—I don’t remember, I don’t know, and It depends on what your definition of IS is—friends. Haven’t we watched Bill and Hillary sit before juries and say, “I don’t recall” and “I was not aware” and “We couldn’t know” over and over and over again while being questioned about breaking the law?

Did we not just hear Eric Holder and his master Obama say the very same things about the Fast and Furious guns to Mexico scandal? None of them knew anything. “We didn’t know.”

If a bank robber said–when answering the question:  “What did you do with the money you stole?” And if he said, “I’m sorry, I just don’t know.” Would the judge let him go?

They know nothing. And then, they walk away…untouched by any law.

So, let’s get this straight:Every single major leaders we have had since 1994 just don’t know much about anything that happens. We have a bunch of know – nothings running the country.

 

But what do we know about this guy? We do know he spent over 63 MILLION dollars of his own money to become senator of New Jersey.

Let that sink in: $63 million to become a senator of a tiny little state.

He was on a number of committees on Banking, intelligence, Budget, energy, and natural resources. He’s for universal health care, gun control, mandatory preschool, and more taxpayer money for college. He’s for affirmative action and gay marriage. And he was Bill Clinton’s Presidential adviser, and was paying Bill $50,000 a month for some reason. He has also been to most of the Bilderberg meetings.

Stop. Bilderberg means he is in on the global engineering.

So, no matter where the 1$.2 billion dollars went to, one thing is scary. We had major floods year before last, that destroyed many farms  in the Midwest. Now, whatever is left of the farmers will disappear.

The government wants to control all food, of course with Monsanto’s help.

One step at a time. Next: guns.

I don’t think the American people can just assume that our leaders are out to help us anymore. The few at the top have all been in the same small circle of power for too many years. And too many are being rewarded every time they bring down our great ecomny. There’s more to this than just pure greed.

When the collapse comes, Gerald Celente says, they will start a war. And then all of them will say:

We just didn’t know this was going to happen!

How much longer are the American people going to keep buying that same old, I know -nothing song?

I pray…not long.

December 9, 2011 Posted by | corruption, criminals, democrats, Federal Reserve, Global Government, Goldman Sachs | , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Jim Inhofe–An Honest Politician? Nobody Knew.

Nobody’s Fool

 This was sent to me this morning, and I swear…I had no idea that this guy even existed, which shows you how controlled our media is. His good common sense and honest caring for the American people is a breath of fresh air. If we had more men like this in our government, things would change fast!

Too bad he isn’t running for President.

Everything you wanted to know about the global warming situation is covered in this short five minutes.

It made my day!

(thanks again to amfortas.)

December 8, 2011 Posted by | global warming | , , | 3 Comments

The Untouchable Hillary Clinton–Voter Fraud Expert

Nobody Cares

Hillary Clinton was all up in arms today—scolding Russia for “voter fraud” because Putin obviously stacked the deck in the last Russian election.  Yes, the lady who has lied, shredded, cheated, and pardoned felons on her way to the top (And I’m still wondering why JFK Jr. was buried so fast.) is criticizing Russia?

“The Russian people, like people everywhere, deserve the right to have their voices heard and their votes counted. And that means they deserve fair, free, transparent elections and leaders who are accountable to them,” Clinton said.

Uh…who died and made you God? Said Nobody. The Russians just told her to bug off.

She said independent political parties had been denied the right to register in Moscow, and that there had been reports of Election Day misconduct, including manipulation of voter lists and attempts to stuff ballot boxes.

Isn’t that nice? Isn’t that touching? The Democrats are always screaming voter fraud. They were practically epileptic during the Florida Chad debate Not mailing out military vote cards overseas in time to be counted, is just one of the many tricks Al Gore used to stack the decks in the 2000 elections.  
And Jimmy Carter has made a career out of traveling to communists countries to make darn sure that those communists get elected fair and square, so that those fair elections in a communist country can go on forever!  Jimmy was a big help to Chavez. He practically anointed the man with peanut oil.  
Why is it that to the Democrats, voter fraud is imperitive in other countries, but when it comes to the United States, to change the law to check people ID’s (In order to prevent voter fraud) well, that’s an outrage? How unfair it is to make someone prove his identity. (With logic like that, I’m looking for the Cheshire Cat to come floating out of Hillary’s’ hair. I can’t help it. Every time that woman talks I see smoke coming out of her ears.)

Hillary is deeply concerned about corruption in Russia, but corruption in her own country…well she just doesn’t care.

We found out today that Obama (and probably Hillary too) got on the 2008 primary ballet in Indiana ..illegally. Obama really didn’t have the signatures to get on the ballot. Somebody forged names.

An estimated 150 signatures that may have been forged on the petitions has raised the question of whether President Obama actually reached the legitimate number of signatures needed to be placed on the ballot in Indiana. Under state law, presidential candidates need to file 500 signatures from each of the state’s nine congressional districts. Indiana election officials say that in St. Joseph County, the Obama campaign qualified with 534 signatures; Clinton’s camp had 704. The certified signatures were never challenged.

Charity Rorie, a mother of four, sat in her Mishawaka, Ind., kitchen, stunned that her name appeared on a 2008 Democratic presidential primary petition for then-candidate Barack Obama.“That’s not my signature,” she told Fox News, saying her signature is “absolutely” a fake. She also said she was troubled someone forged both her signature and that of her husband, Jeff, and listed personal details such as their address and birthdays.

Nobody Wonders what other states also did not check out their signatures?

The Clintons are two of the most corrupt politicians that have ever graced the planet. It’s why they are still in power. And it’s the height of hypocrisy for Hillary to lecture the elections of Russia when the Democratic Party in this country has pulled so many fake votes out of dead people, and prisoners that we might as well claim to be Australia! (that’s a joke amfortas) Add to that the fraud, the billions of dollars that they spend on buying votes, with scandals like Solyndra—and let’s not forget half the people in America get welfare from the government. The democrats like to keep them there, so that they can forever stay in power. Welfare for votes. How’s that for voter fraud?

Hillary has a lot of room to talk

But—the Clintons have met their match with Obama. He forged his birth certificate. He has spent millions trying to cover all that up. And poor Bill is still trying to get rid of that amendment that says Presidents can only serve 2 terms.

So, what do Democrats say when they get caught lying, and cheating?

They say “Oh, I didn’t know.” and then– “It won’t happen again.” and then– “We will not tolerate anyone that is not ethical in our administration.”

And nothing happens to them, because they are untouchable. Truly, untouchable.

And the “sheeple” (as Sheeple would maybe say) go…baaaaaaaaaa…because it seems…

Nobody Cares…until the next time.

December 7, 2011 Posted by | Clintons, corruption, democrats, political races | , , , , | 5 Comments

FDR VS George W. Bush

Nobody Remembers Pearl Harbor

Here’s FDR speech, made after the attacks on Pearl Harbor. Notice that he mentions the words “invasion” “victory” and “so help us God.”

Now, compare that speech to one given by George W. Bush after 9/11

Big difference in delivery. We’ve become the more “compassionate” nation…..

Among the calamities of war may be jointly numbered the diminution of the love of truth, by the falsehoods which interest dictates and credulity encourages. .

——.Samuel Johnson

 

December 7, 2011 Posted by | Uncategorized, War | , , , , | 2 Comments