Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Some of us…Have that EXTRA something.

Nobody Flashes

Something tells me this guy has spent his whole life watching cartoons. I wonder if he imitates movie stars when he is trying to impress women. Does he ask for a beer from his favorite gal, in his John Wayne voice? Does he switch to Joan Rivers when he’s talking to his mom? Can I get him to sound like Obama and call the IRS and tell them to give me a tax break?

Okay, sorry about my lack of posting today–my Sunday has been filled with family matters…so I’m working on tomorrow’s already. But…to be able to imitate ANY voice, that’s a talent worth having….just THINK of the possibilities.

Watch, and maybe wonder like I did—

(As posted on Glenn Beck)

March 16, 2014 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Presidents Can Now Declare War…wo Congress.

Nobody Flashes

Obama just gave up our internet control to the world…and here in this video, we witness that according to Obama, he doesn’t need Congress’s permission to send troops anywhere. He believes that if HE, as President thinks we need to go to war, he has a right to send troops.

This is of course a blatant disregard of the Constitution.

It gives any President full power to do whatever he wants. Watch…and be amazed. This video didn’t get much attention, but what would be keeping us from going into WWIII if Obama decides he wants to show the world he’s really as tough as Putin?

He would just do it. Our Congressmen are wimps.

March 15, 2014 Posted by | American History, Barack Obama, Constitution, corruption | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Snopercod Soars!

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snopercod and plane

Here’s our reader snopercod!! (I like to call  him supercod!) ….Standing in Alaska, where he managed to soar above Sarah Palin and the glaziers and have too much fun! Thanks to snopercod for sending this picture to share.:)

And just for fun, here’s another way to get up into the air, although, you need strong legs. (Thanks to JR)

 

March 15, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Do These Rich Moms Care About YOU?

Nobody Cares

Here’s the latest puke Obamacare propaganda film made by the moms of Jennifer Anderson, Alicia Keys, (among others) and the most famous ‘single’ mom of all: Michelle Obama who claims she is being obnoxious because she loves you. That’s why I suppose, Obama has to lie every single day: He loves us.

I’m going to have NIGHTMARES tonight after watching this.

Notice how they all say how “bad” those kids of theirs were? In other words, only mom is an angel, and in the words of Michelle Obama “you guys are knuckleheads.”

Even if your 28, you’re still a child, and the state needs to take care of you.

Hey, I’m sure every one of these RICH kids could afford their own medical bills, they don’t NEED Obamacare, so if you happen to be that 32-year-old child who is feeling bad after watching this because these moms care for you…

Write them a letter and ask them to pay for yours. After all, they can afford it…you can’t.

Do I sound pissed off? Good.

March 14, 2014 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Obamacare, Uncategorized | , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Lost Plane VS Lost Penis

Nobody’s Perfect:

I hate to make the comparison today, but it remains to be said: there are two missing items in the world, and finding them is of the upmost importance;

First, Malaysia is missing a Boeing 777. Not exactly a hard thing to lose, but lost it they have. In fact the whole world is out trying to find flight 370, because there were about 239 people on it. And it’s been a wild goose chase. Six days, and 10 nations using 56 surface ships have been running all over the oceans trying to find it. boeing 777

First it was here. then over there, then…well..where did it go? China thought they spotted it, but no. Then got mad and said everyone should coordinate.

Daily Mail: A Malaysia Airlines plane was sending signals to a satellite for four hours after the aircraft went missing, which means it could have flown a thousand miles from its last known location, according to officials.
U.S. sources have revealed that the plane, which lost contact with ground control at 1.07am on March 8, was in fact still in contact with satellites operated by Boeing. Experts suggest the way communications systems were shut down mean the plane was shut down ‘deliberately’ and ‘systematically’

(My first nobody thought was: Mmmmm, two Muslim pilots…maybe Allah called them at a very inopportune moment. But right from the start, we must NOT suspect these pilots because they were…experienced.)

Insinuating that only an inexperienced pilots would hide a plane. Of course, Farig Abdul Hamid, (one of the pilots) was a “good boy” and was always at the mosque, and had a flight simulator at home, and has been known to let a pretty face into the cockpit.

Must be nice. They said the same thing about Ted Bundy.

Nevertheless the plane remains lost.

NOT missing penis man…but close enough.

The other item lost, was…a penis.

Police in the United Kingdom reportedly shut down part of a busy motorway in Middlesbrough, England, Thursday to search for a man’s missing penis

Yes, the poor guy was sitting on the side of the road, and somebody had…well, cut it off and tossed it. They induce the man into a coma…and for good reason.

The penis has not been found.

Really, I can’t have a Nobody’s Perfect contest this week on this one, although I think that 229 people losing their lives is a heck of a lot worse than a man losing his penis. I was supposed to do this column on MONDAY night, and I forgot the day, so it’s only fair that I give the guy some slack.

Nobody’s Perfect. 🙂

Hopefully, someone will donate a penis to the guy so that when he wakes up, he can go on living some kid of normal life.

And hopefully, that plane isn’t sitting on some island somewhere, filling up for a new takeoff…

They may never find this plane…or they already have, and they don’t want ANYONE to know what happened.

My guess, is that’s the real story…the real truth…has been lost.

March 13, 2014 Posted by | disasters, humor, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Obama: “So let it be written, so let it be done.”

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Since WHEN does a President have the power to make economic rules for companies, workers, WTF? Is this even LEGAL?poster at moonbattery...

NO! What the…has any Congressmen come out in absolute anger at this…abomination? Who gave the President such powers? For that matter, when did our President become King Lawmaker? When? He makes a kill list every morning, now he will have a “So let it be written, so let it be done” powers?

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama is seeking changes in overtime rules that will make millions of workers eligible for time-and-a-half pay for their extra work.

Obama intends to sign a presidential memorandum Thursday directing the Labor Department to propose rules that expand the number of employees who benefit from overtime pay.

The rules would be aimed at salaried workers who make more than $455 a week and those who are ineligible for overtime because they are designated as management even though their supervisory duties are minimal.

The rules do not require congressional action but could take more than a year to implement.

This is…absolutely impeachable, damnable, ridiculous, and tyrannical.

And yet, they keep our eyes on the ocean…..far away.

March 13, 2014 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Obama, tyranny | , , , | 4 Comments

The Elites of Bilderberg and their Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars

Nobody Remembers

I remember the day that Alex Jones and Michelle Malkin got in a fight in some parking lot. I think they were out in California, and Alex was basically being quite the pig, shouting at her about how she was part of the global conspiracy…Bilderberg 4

I also remember thinking that it was a shame: I had been listening to Alex for years…while labeled a conspiracy nut by everyone, it’s pretty obvious (after you go back and read the Constitution) that the people of the planet have way too much power, and the fact that they meet under military guard at Bilderberg meetings once a year, is proof that what they are up to is no good. Alex deals with the global…

Michelle on the other hand, is beyond question, an upstanding and remarkable woman with high intelligence. I’ve always said she would make a great President…

It’s like having your two kids fighting…it was a sad day for me. While Michelle stays on the local politics, Alex is busy putting the whole world geopolitics together. From their point of views, both of them are trying to right the wrongs they see before them. Alex was in the wrong that day, and I’m still sad about it.

But, back to the Bilderberg group; As you know, the media ignores their meetings, because the most powerful people in the world insists on secrecy, and so, they get it.

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All Attended Bilderberg meetings

But, one day in 1979, someone found their agenda quite by accident:

Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars, An Introduction Programming Manual was uncovered quite by accident on July 7, 1986 when an employee of Boeing Aircraft Co. purchased a surplus IBM copier for scrap parts at a sale, and discovered inside details of a plan, hatched in the embryonic days of the “Cold War” which called for control of the masses through manipulation of industry, peoples’ pastimes, education and political leanings.

It was titled Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars

An Introductory Programming Manual: Operations Research: Technical Manual TM-SW7905.1

Here’s a few of the statements that caught my eye:

The solution of today’s problems requires an approach which is ruthlessly candid, with no agonizing over the religious moral or cultural values. You have qualified for this project because of you ability to look at human society with cold objectivity, and yet analyze and discuss your observations and conclusions with others of similar intellectual capacity without a loss of discretion or humility. Such virtues are exercised in your own best interest . Do no deviate from them.

Silent weapon technology has evolved from Operations Research a strategic and tactical methodology developed under the military management (Eisenhower) in England during World War II. The original purpose of Operation Research was to study the strategic and tactical problems of air and land defense with the objective of effective use of limited military resources against foreign enemies (I.e., logistics) It was soon recognized by those in positions of power that the same methods might be useful for totally controlling a society.

So it goes on to say that Harvard started building this research project (how to manipulate the masses) and in 1954 the Quiet War was quietly declared by the elite at Bilderberg. They decided that they needed to control the economy:bilderberg 6

In order to achieve a totally predictable economy, the low class elements of the society must be brought under total control. In order to achieve such conformity, the lower class family unit must be disintegrated by a process of increasing preoccupation and of the parents and the establishment of government operated day care centers for the occupationally orphaned children.

Hillary has wanted this for YEARS. It was in her book, “It Takes a Village.” Bush also pushed this, and now Obama is setting up preschools everywhere. If they could get the BABIES they would be even more happy. This isn’t a conspiracy, it’s a fact. They want your kids, period, and Common Core is the final push for their mental takeover.

Anyway, it gets into economic shock testing, economic amplifiers, and economic weapons…all researched mathematically at Harvard. What they did was take science logistics, math, etc, and make a social engineering model.

In the Diversion summary it said this:Bilderberg

Media: Keep the adult public attention diverted away from the real social issues, and captivated by matter of no real important.

Schools: Keep the young public ignorant of real mathematics, real economics, real law, and real history.

Entertainment: Keep the public entertainment below a sixth grade level.

Work: Keep the public busy, busy, busy, with no time to think.

Political structure: Dependency.

Detach the child from the mother and father at an earlier age.

Conspiracy or not: This IS happening.

Okay, you get the drift, pretty much what we see is happening in the news every single day: but, is this a REAL document, or is it a theory devolved by an author who is watching the world, and guessed at what they are doing? And so he said he ‘found’ it in a copier.

Nobody Knows.bilderberg 5

And Frankly, I don’t think it matters. Obamacare is proof enough that the elites have already thought of a convenient way to “get the old out, and the new in.”

Obamacare is a quiet holocaust, and a not so quiet war on all of America. Sadly, not all of America realizes it yet.

This manifesto was really about how to keep the elites with all the wealth, and the poor stupid, and dependent.

Read some of it here, and decide for yourself…..Or MAYBE…we should start passing it around, and start asking the people at the Bilderberg meetings to…

Explain.

March 12, 2014 Posted by | Agenda 21, American Culture, Bilderberg, Common Core, communism, conspiracy, Constitution, economy, education, Elites, Global Government, Globalization, Michelle Malkin, Population Control, progressives, Propaganda, social engineering, tyranny, Uncategorized, World History | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fool: Pat Caddell

Nobody’s Fool

I thought this was one of the most passionate and greatest speeches given at CPAC. Pat Caddell laid out the truth of the times, with great emotion and patriotism. I was cheering in my seat. He captured how most Americans, who are fed up with both parties, really feel, and he did it boldly and without holding back.

Thank goodness some nobody video taped it…

Congratulations Pat Caddell! You win the Nobody’s Fool award for the week!

March 12, 2014 Posted by | American History, politics | , | Leave a comment

Islam and Sharia: The Same

Nobody Wins

Brussels is the home of the EU elites, who get out of their limo’s to discuss how great the EU is. But…just how long do they think they can hold on to Brussels? Or even Europe for that matter?

Nobody Wins when the facts about Islam are ignored and their plans to take over the world by sheer population growth is laughed at. In fact, many European nations are supplying the rope by which they will hang…most of the Muslims in these countries are on welfare.

This is a video worth watching.

(Thanks to my liberal friend, JR)

March 11, 2014 Posted by | EU, Islam | , , , | Leave a comment

The Democrats are CLEAR: The End…is near.

Nobody Wonders

Since I am a “night” person, I had CPAN on last night and heard some pretty incredible statements by democrats, trying to get us all excited about ‘saving’ the planet

Senator Angus King said this:Climate change one

“We have an obligation to pass on the earth to our children. It’s not going to be free.”

I love this. Democrats feel NO obligation whatsoever in their children’s future economic welfare, passing onto their children a $17 trillion dollar debt, or their educational future—passing on an educational system that isn’t even as good as the one in Estonia, passing on dying cities whose infrastructures are crumbling, passing on a bi-lingual nation, passing on an unprotected nation, and one daily more in dire danger from outside attacks from our enemies because they are too busy monitoring citizens, passing on a heath systems which will kill millions, passing on a nation with no jobs dependent forever on the state..

.BUT, they care deeply about the earth.

Senator Jeff Merkley actually claimed that

“Our winters are not as bad as they used to be”

Since Jeff is from Oregon, and this winter, Niagara Falls, AND all the lakes above Michigan froze solid, Nobody Wonders where e Jeff spends most of his time.

The US must lead this new “Save our planet” by paying for it through our electric bills. Sure, China is polluting, but if we would lead, he is SURE the rest of the world will follow!  Also, he had fires in his state, because of global warming.  Forgetting to mention that the National Forest Service does not take care of the Forests anymore, and we have lots of arsonist starting fires, and Obama makes sure that he controls the water to put out these fires, and won’t let them HAVE any water, as he did in Arizona.climate change six

Senator Christophe Coons of Delaware said that he took his kids on vacation last year, to see some glazers and it broke their little hearts when the glazier had been melting, and that’s why sea levels are rising!

Hey, it breaks my heart every year when I can’t take my family on vacation—ANYWHERE due to the poor economy. I would take a melting glazier any day of the week, and I promise, everyone in the family would be excited.

More Congressmen came onto the floor, and they punched it up: Military bases will be closed due to FLOODS! AND they will be stretched to the limit because its our military that goes all over the world to save people in climate disasters, people in Bangladesh will DIE! Companies are DEMANDING global warming taxes! Something must be done. ( I was waiting for somebody to mention chemtrails, but nobody did.)

And then, this morning, saving the planet was put on hold. Everything was forgotten because Diane Feinstein was pissed off because the CIA was spying on HER!

Something tells me, climate change is NOT going to be a subject on the democratic ticket in the upcoming elections. Our poor children will have to suffer, because the democrats care so much more about…

Power. Who knew?climate change five

And if Diane Feinstein thinks we care about her problem…I suggest she get herself a water bottle and squirt it on her face.

 

March 11, 2014 Posted by | Climate Change, democrats, Diane Feinstein | , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Knows: Passports, GOP, U.N., Oligarths, McCain

Nobody Knows

Nobody Knows where the heck that darn plane with 277 people is. But what we do now know, is that millions of passports are stolen every year, and MILLIONS of people are boarding on planes in countries all over the world, and not everyone is checking their underwear.

Me...wondering...

Me…wondering…

Nobody Knows why the GOP is seething with hatred of Snowden, from Krauthammer, to Karl Rove, to the whole FOX TV network…but at the GOP convention, the NSA unconstitutional surveillance of everything in our lives was the TOP concern.  Is it any wonder the old GOP has lost the youth vote to Obama?

Nobody Knows why Marco Rubio is the only one warning about the plans for the U.N to take over the internet and control it….and TAX it. How many more years of free internet do we have? Nobody Knows.

Nobody Knows why there will be only 3 companies controlling the banana industry.  Apple and Samsung are going to merge to control 1/3 of the market, and merging one big company with another has been going on since Bill Clinton. Google controls 67 percent of the market.  Our politicians LOVE monopolies. Oligarchs are controlling America…and yet, not one peep from anyone in Congress.  We ARE Russia— maybe we should just merge.

Nobody Knows why Paris is the number one tourist destination. Whatever happened to Disneyworld? I don’t know too many Americans going to Paris, do you?

Nobody Knows that last night I was listening to Coast to Coast when an earthquake hit northern California, Mexico, and West Virginia. And Nobody Knows why everyone ignored it today.

Nobody Knows why McConnell today said he was going to “crush the tea party.” in Virginia.  Does he realized he just sealed his fate?

Nobody Knows that WHY I hang pictures on every space of my office.  If I have to spend so much time in this one room, I might as well fill it with my favorite people.John McCain

Nobody Knows why John McCain wants to run again for the Senate again, but comrades…come on: Guess. If John McCain his Senate reelection, I’m filing for John McCain reparations, I have SUFFERED watching that man.

Nobody Knows that it’s not the forever evil man who is killing off lions…it’s other lions. They kill each other all the time, the babies…other males, even other females.  And yet…in the words of Dave Barry…

The United Nations does nothing, and just about everybody knows why.

March 10, 2014 Posted by | politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Apple & Virgin: Team “you WILL pay” Global Taxes Party

Nobody Flashes

You wouldn’t see Steve Jobs telling people if they do not believe in global warming, don’t buy Apple stock because he thinks you’re stupid. After all, China is the biggest polluter on the planet and that’s where Apple makes all their glorious Apple products, and do you think Apple would personally see that those factories are ‘green’?Apple workers two

(Do YOU want to brush your teeth in the shower like Jennifer Anderson?)

What? Only the rich, elite, snobby, wacko’s will be able to profit from your IPHONE purchase?

Talk about class warfare.

Now, Apple has a new buddy in the green movement, Richard the “Virgin” Branson.

Virgin CEO Richard Branson said that those who are skeptical of man-made global warming should “get out of our way,” joining the ranks of CEOs lashing out against those opposed to business investments                         in “sustainability.”

Branson made his remarks in the wake of Apple CEO Tim Cook’s telling global warming skeptics to “get out of this stock” if they did not agree with the company’s green investment strategy. Cook made his comments after being confronted by a free-market activist who pressed him on putting the environment ahead of profitable investments .

Can we tell Richard to GROUND all his air polluting airplanes? Can we stay he is sucking the life out of our planet and to please get off it? What happened to your polluting space ships Richard? Not doing so well is it?R. Branson rocket

This is all a very well connected war plan with the very rich elitist Marxists, who want to rob even MORE of your money for their own pockets. Just think, Apple could start charging you a carbon tax on your IPHONE,  and Mr. Virgin could tack a fee on your airline ticket, you dirty polluting pig of a customer.

This Nobody suggests we tax the hot air coming out of these hypocritical elites blowhards.

Until they practice what they preach, and give ALL their profits to save the planet, they can go suck a duck and stop trying to kill ours.

By the way, Branson’s statement conveniently came out just before the big U.S. SENATE marathon on climate change. They want Obama to do an executive order for the planet…otherwise carbon taxes will never pass.

Not to mention—Obama VS Putin has just got to be taken off the daily news.

March 10, 2014 Posted by | Global Government, global warming | , , | Leave a comment

Fly Me to the Moon…..

Nobody’s Opinion

The world is slowly getting back to def-con something, and while you would think that Obama would be taking the dangers around the world seriously…you’d be wrong.

He’s partying like its 1999.Respect

I would never have known that Obama threw another big soul-sister party at the White House for himself last week, if somebody hadn’t of noticed that he couldn’t spell the word Respect at the party.

Obama had it down as rs-pect. In fact that’s all he does, peck and peck and peck, like a chicken.

He put that pecking talent of his in his 57 states. Maybe it was the smack from too many Diva’s trying to get some tax breaks at the party that made him flub up. And no doubt, several of the diva’s have relatives that need pardons. Maybe he had been smoking to much of that medicinal Columbia Gold.

(Obama has the French state dinner out in the tent, but he parties with his FRIENDS, inside. Notice? )

While the whole world watched as Putin made Obama and Kerry look like pimples on the butt of a Siberian Tiger last week—Obama was not interested.

Putin has taken over the Ukraine by force, so the Ukraine President is coming to the White House.

(Notice how leaders of countries love to leave when the going gets tough?)  When the going gets bad, the bad ALWAY leave town (Benghazi) and the buck stops—somewhere in the vicinity usually of the nearest conservative threat.

Too bad President Yatsenyuk missed the soul-sister party, but you can’t have it all.

“This is our land,” Yatsenyuk told a crowd gathered at the Kiev statue to Shevchenko. “Our fathers and grandfathers have spilled their blood for this land. And we won’t budge a single centimeter from Ukrainian land. Let Russia and its president know this.”

But excuse me, I have a plane to catch.

No doubt there will be civil war, and all we will do is give them some money.Tom Clancy

And speaking of money, the Secretary of Defense was in front of Congress today, telling them how he plans to cut the military: Housing subsidies for the men, cut: Food subsidies: cut…but don’t worry, the officers will still get raises. Hagel assured the Congress that we would have the finest military in the world…it’s, just not going to be very big.

Yes, I saw that on CPAN….

Turn the channel:(click) Netanyahu is telling the world, HEY! Guess what! Iran is developing nuclear weapons, and America, this scuds for you!

Turn the channel:(click) There’s Dick Cheney, who says,

America has no credibility with European allies following the Syrian crisis last year and will have trouble getting them to agree to sanctions against Russia as a result,”

Turn the channel:(dlick) Andrea Mitchell asks John McCain about military options;

 “I’d love to tell you that there is Andrea, but frankly I do not see it. I wish that there were. … I do not see a military option and it’s tragic.”

Turn the channel: (click) Jim Baker says:

The risks are “very substantial,” Baker said, of the situation turning into more than a “small new Cold War, which I think we are pretty much in right now. I look at this as a Cold War lite.”

Open up the Washington Post: Condi Rice:military Russia

This is not 1968, and Russia is not the Soviet Union. The Russians need foreign investment; oligarchs like traveling to Paris and London, and there are plenty of ill-gotten gains stored in bank accounts abroad; the syndicate that runs Russia cannot tolerate lower oil prices; neither can the Kremlin’s budget, which sustains subsidies toward constituencies that support Putin. Soon, North America’s bounty of oil and gas will swamp Moscow’s capacity. Authorizing the Keystone XL pipeline and championing natural gas exports would signal that we intend to do precisely that. And Europe should finally diversify its energy supply and develop pipelines that do not run through Russia.

(Right…that’s happening real soon Condi.)

Turn the channel back to  CSPAN: (click) Senator Cummings had to get on and give his hour long rant about what how MEAN that Darrell Issa was for not letting him talk on camera.

And speaking of Darrel Issa, (click) even FOX news was demanding his apology, which tells you what?

Turn the channel: (Click): On the other side of the world, a possible terrorist attack. A downed 777 (now 666) was probably blown up by (1) North Korea who likes to lob missiles into the air (2,) Real terrorist who boarded the plane and set off a bomb or  (3). Somebody who wanted to get the news off Putin making Obama look like a fool all over the world.

As I walked around the block tonight in the dark, enjoying the beautiful stars and moon, and trying to adjust to the daylight savings time, (certifiable proof that all politicians enjoy the art of torture and control)  I was thinking that somewhere in the south part of Florida, Obama, and no doubt a few heavy dozen of his best friends, are partying hardy, with 57 other agents, putting the locals out of their homes, streets and roads for the weekend.

And no doubt Tiger Woods will drop by for another Obama golf lesson,, and maybe bring some of those prostitutes he loves so much. Have you noticed that this whole vacation is a complete blackout?

Okay, Joyanna…turn off that TV!

So, I opened up my email: Great.

When Obama took out Gadhafi, he really didn’t let this get out:Congress cuts Vets

Gadhafi had hoarded Africa’s biggest known reserve of MANPADS, with his stock said to number between 15,000 and 20,000. Many of the missiles were stolen by militias fighting in Libya, including those backed by the U.S. their anti-Gadhafi efforts.

Last week, there were unverified claims some MANPADS went missing in Ukraine.

The MANPADS didn’t just move around. Thousands were looted when Gadhafi’s reserves were unprotected following the NATO campaign there in 2011.

What did I learn today? The Republicans are gearing up for war…and it was war weariness that help give us Obama. America is tired of dying in foreign countries where our boys come home maimed, and it’s all for nothing.

NOTHING.

They all wanted us to go into Syria.  Sorry Dick Cheney, Sorry Jim Baker, Sorry, the American people rose up and in one voice said —Hell no, we won’t go. And we don’t want to save the Ukraine. We have our own dictator right here at home to deal with.

The truth is that neither party has kept us safe. 9.11 happened on Bush’s watch.  It should never have happened, and if we are attacked again, it’s a pox on both houses.

You know what? I listened to the news all day long…I’m clicking and clicking…

Right now, you could fly me to the moon.

 

March 9, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, politics | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody LOVES Pilots!

Nobody Flashes

I love anything to do with airplanes. When I was 19, I wanted to learn how to fly a plane, but the closet I got to that, was a plane ride by a guy who took me up in his Cessa 150, under the promise that he would teach me the basics, and well…who knew that planes could go on autopilot while the pilot decides he wants his payment in a kiss? My excitement about going up in a plane, did NOT register my “Hey, how well do you know this guy?” mode in my brain.  I thought, since he was about 60, he had no interest in young girls.

Okay, laugh here. Or not. I was desperate. But, what was I going to do? Jump out? That wasn’t the first OR last time my desire to do something fun had gotten me into trouble.

That trip turned out fine, I managed to get by with just an unwanted kiss, and a great view of the ARCH. And since that time, I have stuck to the big planes.

Now, with that little warm-up story, here’s a few picture from a pilot to the other pilots that read this blog. It’s the Royal Air Force and the photographer wanted the plane to get closer and the email title was “CLOSE ENOUGH?”  (Don’t mess with the Royal Air Force)

(Thanks to amfortas, a pilot and lover of planes.)

Close enough onePlane threePlane twoPlane fourAnd also…how ABOUT landing on a glazier? Something my brave reader snopercod did just a few days ago….and it seems, nowadays, learning how to fly is not as expensive as it use to be, in fact, just like running for President, you don’t even need a birth certificate!

Who knew?

(Thanks to Snopercod for the video)

March 9, 2014 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | 1 Comment