Some of us…Have that EXTRA something.
Nobody Flashes
Something tells me this guy has spent his whole life watching cartoons. I wonder if he imitates movie stars when he is trying to impress women. Does he ask for a beer from his favorite gal, in his John Wayne voice? Does he switch to Joan Rivers when he’s talking to his mom? Can I get him to sound like Obama and call the IRS and tell them to give me a tax break?
Okay, sorry about my lack of posting today–my Sunday has been filled with family matters…so I’m working on tomorrow’s already. But…to be able to imitate ANY voice, that’s a talent worth having….just THINK of the possibilities.
Watch, and maybe wonder like I did—
(As posted on Glenn Beck)
Snopercod Soars!
Nobody Flashes
Here’s our reader snopercod!! (I like to call him supercod!) ….Standing in Alaska, where he managed to soar above Sarah Palin and the glaziers and have too much fun! Thanks to snopercod for sending this picture to share.:)
And just for fun, here’s another way to get up into the air, although, you need strong legs. (Thanks to JR)
Do These Rich Moms Care About YOU?
Nobody Cares
Here’s the latest puke Obamacare propaganda film made by the moms of Jennifer Anderson, Alicia Keys, (among others) and the most famous ‘single’ mom of all: Michelle Obama who claims she is being obnoxious because she loves you. That’s why I suppose, Obama has to lie every single day: He loves us.
I’m going to have NIGHTMARES tonight after watching this.
Notice how they all say how “bad” those kids of theirs were? In other words, only mom is an angel, and in the words of Michelle Obama “you guys are knuckleheads.”
Even if your 28, you’re still a child, and the state needs to take care of you.
Hey, I’m sure every one of these RICH kids could afford their own medical bills, they don’t NEED Obamacare, so if you happen to be that 32-year-old child who is feeling bad after watching this because these moms care for you…
Write them a letter and ask them to pay for yours. After all, they can afford it…you can’t.
Do I sound pissed off? Good.
Nobody’s Perfect: Lost Plane VS Lost Penis
Nobody’s Perfect:
I hate to make the comparison today, but it remains to be said: there are two missing items in the world, and finding them is of the upmost importance;
First, Malaysia is missing a Boeing 777. Not exactly a hard thing to lose, but lost it they have. In fact the whole world is out trying to find flight 370, because there were about 239 people on it. And it’s been a wild goose chase. Six days, and 10 nations using 56 surface ships have been running all over the oceans trying to find it. 
First it was here. then over there, then…well..where did it go? China thought they spotted it, but no. Then got mad and said everyone should coordinate.
Daily Mail: A Malaysia Airlines plane was sending signals to a satellite for four hours after the aircraft went missing, which means it could have flown a thousand miles from its last known location, according to officials.
U.S. sources have revealed that the plane, which lost contact with ground control at 1.07am on March 8, was in fact still in contact with satellites operated by Boeing. Experts suggest the way communications systems were shut down mean the plane was shut down ‘deliberately’ and ‘systematically’(My first nobody thought was: Mmmmm, two Muslim pilots…maybe Allah called them at a very inopportune moment. But right from the start, we must NOT suspect these pilots because they were…experienced.)
Insinuating that only an inexperienced pilots would hide a plane. Of course, Farig Abdul Hamid, (one of the pilots) was a “good boy” and was always at the mosque, and had a flight simulator at home, and has been known to let a pretty face into the cockpit.
Must be nice. They said the same thing about Ted Bundy.
Nevertheless the plane remains lost.
The other item lost, was…a penis.
Police in the United Kingdom reportedly shut down part of a busy motorway in Middlesbrough, England, Thursday to search for a man’s missing penis
Yes, the poor guy was sitting on the side of the road, and somebody had…well, cut it off and tossed it. They induce the man into a coma…and for good reason.
The penis has not been found.
Really, I can’t have a Nobody’s Perfect contest this week on this one, although I think that 229 people losing their lives is a heck of a lot worse than a man losing his penis. I was supposed to do this column on MONDAY night, and I forgot the day, so it’s only fair that I give the guy some slack.
Nobody’s Perfect. 🙂
Hopefully, someone will donate a penis to the guy so that when he wakes up, he can go on living some kid of normal life.
And hopefully, that plane isn’t sitting on some island somewhere, filling up for a new takeoff…
They may never find this plane…or they already have, and they don’t want ANYONE to know what happened.
My guess, is that’s the real story…the real truth…has been lost.
Obama: “So let it be written, so let it be done.”
Nobody Flashes
Since WHEN does a President have the power to make economic rules for companies, workers, WTF? Is this even LEGAL?
NO! What the…has any Congressmen come out in absolute anger at this…abomination? Who gave the President such powers? For that matter, when did our President become King Lawmaker? When? He makes a kill list every morning, now he will have a “So let it be written, so let it be done” powers?
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama is seeking changes in overtime rules that will make millions of workers eligible for time-and-a-half pay for their extra work.
Obama intends to sign a presidential memorandum Thursday directing the Labor Department to propose rules that expand the number of employees who benefit from overtime pay.
The rules would be aimed at salaried workers who make more than $455 a week and those who are ineligible for overtime because they are designated as management even though their supervisory duties are minimal.
The rules do not require congressional action but could take more than a year to implement.
This is…absolutely impeachable, damnable, ridiculous, and tyrannical.
And yet, they keep our eyes on the ocean…..far away.
The Elites of Bilderberg and their Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars
Nobody Remembers
I remember the day that Alex Jones and Michelle Malkin got in a fight in some parking lot. I think they were out in California, and Alex was basically being quite the pig, shouting at her about how she was part of the global conspiracy…
I also remember thinking that it was a shame: I had been listening to Alex for years…while labeled a conspiracy nut by everyone, it’s pretty obvious (after you go back and read the Constitution) that the people of the planet have way too much power, and the fact that they meet under military guard at Bilderberg meetings once a year, is proof that what they are up to is no good. Alex deals with the global…
Michelle on the other hand, is beyond question, an upstanding and remarkable woman with high intelligence. I’ve always said she would make a great President…
It’s like having your two kids fighting…it was a sad day for me. While Michelle stays on the local politics, Alex is busy putting the whole world geopolitics together. From their point of views, both of them are trying to right the wrongs they see before them. Alex was in the wrong that day, and I’m still sad about it.
But, back to the Bilderberg group; As you know, the media ignores their meetings, because the most powerful people in the world insists on secrecy, and so, they get it.
But, one day in 1979, someone found their agenda quite by accident:
Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars, An Introduction Programming Manual was uncovered quite by accident on July 7, 1986 when an employee of Boeing Aircraft Co. purchased a surplus IBM copier for scrap parts at a sale, and discovered inside details of a plan, hatched in the embryonic days of the “Cold War” which called for control of the masses through manipulation of industry, peoples’ pastimes, education and political leanings.
It was titled Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars
An Introductory Programming Manual: Operations Research: Technical Manual TM-SW7905.1
Here’s a few of the statements that caught my eye:
The solution of today’s problems requires an approach which is ruthlessly candid, with no agonizing over the religious moral or cultural values. You have qualified for this project because of you ability to look at human society with cold objectivity, and yet analyze and discuss your observations and conclusions with others of similar intellectual capacity without a loss of discretion or humility. Such virtues are exercised in your own best interest . Do no deviate from them.
Silent weapon technology has evolved from Operations Research a strategic and tactical methodology developed under the military management (Eisenhower) in England during World War II. The original purpose of Operation Research was to study the strategic and tactical problems of air and land defense with the objective of effective use of limited military resources against foreign enemies (I.e., logistics) It was soon recognized by those in positions of power that the same methods might be useful for totally controlling a society.
So it goes on to say that Harvard started building this research project (how to manipulate the masses) and in 1954 the Quiet War was quietly declared by the elite at Bilderberg. They decided that they needed to control the economy:
In order to achieve a totally predictable economy, the low class elements of the society must be brought under total control. In order to achieve such conformity, the lower class family unit must be disintegrated by a process of increasing preoccupation and of the parents and the establishment of government operated day care centers for the occupationally orphaned children.
Hillary has wanted this for YEARS. It was in her book, “It Takes a Village.” Bush also pushed this, and now Obama is setting up preschools everywhere. If they could get the BABIES they would be even more happy. This isn’t a conspiracy, it’s a fact. They want your kids, period, and Common Core is the final push for their mental takeover.
Anyway, it gets into economic shock testing, economic amplifiers, and economic weapons…all researched mathematically at Harvard. What they did was take science logistics, math, etc, and make a social engineering model.
In the Diversion summary it said this:
Media: Keep the adult public attention diverted away from the real social issues, and captivated by matter of no real important.
Schools: Keep the young public ignorant of real mathematics, real economics, real law, and real history.
Entertainment: Keep the public entertainment below a sixth grade level.
Work: Keep the public busy, busy, busy, with no time to think.
Political structure: Dependency.
Detach the child from the mother and father at an earlier age.
Conspiracy or not: This IS happening.
Okay, you get the drift, pretty much what we see is happening in the news every single day: but, is this a REAL document, or is it a theory devolved by an author who is watching the world, and guessed at what they are doing? And so he said he ‘found’ it in a copier.
And Frankly, I don’t think it matters. Obamacare is proof enough that the elites have already thought of a convenient way to “get the old out, and the new in.”
Obamacare is a quiet holocaust, and a not so quiet war on all of America. Sadly, not all of America realizes it yet.
This manifesto was really about how to keep the elites with all the wealth, and the poor stupid, and dependent.
Read some of it here, and decide for yourself…..Or MAYBE…we should start passing it around, and start asking the people at the Bilderberg meetings to…
Explain.
Nobody’s Fool: Pat Caddell
Nobody’s Fool
I thought this was one of the most passionate and greatest speeches given at CPAC. Pat Caddell laid out the truth of the times, with great emotion and patriotism. I was cheering in my seat. He captured how most Americans, who are fed up with both parties, really feel, and he did it boldly and without holding back.
Thank goodness some nobody video taped it…
Congratulations Pat Caddell! You win the Nobody’s Fool award for the week!
Islam and Sharia: The Same
Nobody Wins
Brussels is the home of the EU elites, who get out of their limo’s to discuss how great the EU is. But…just how long do they think they can hold on to Brussels? Or even Europe for that matter?
Nobody Wins when the facts about Islam are ignored and their plans to take over the world by sheer population growth is laughed at. In fact, many European nations are supplying the rope by which they will hang…most of the Muslims in these countries are on welfare.
This is a video worth watching.
(Thanks to my liberal friend, JR)
The Democrats are CLEAR: The End…is near.
Nobody Wonders
Since I am a “night” person, I had CPAN on last night and heard some pretty incredible statements by democrats, trying to get us all excited about ‘saving’ the planet
“We have an obligation to pass on the earth to our children. It’s not going to be free.”
I love this. Democrats feel NO obligation whatsoever in their children’s future economic welfare, passing onto their children a $17 trillion dollar debt, or their educational future—passing on an educational system that isn’t even as good as the one in Estonia, passing on dying cities whose infrastructures are crumbling, passing on a bi-lingual nation, passing on an unprotected nation, and one daily more in dire danger from outside attacks from our enemies because they are too busy monitoring citizens, passing on a heath systems which will kill millions, passing on a nation with no jobs dependent forever on the state..
.BUT, they care deeply about the earth.
Senator Jeff Merkley actually claimed that
“Our winters are not as bad as they used to be”
Since Jeff is from Oregon, and this winter, Niagara Falls, AND all the lakes above Michigan froze solid, Nobody Wonders where e Jeff spends most of his time.
The US must lead this new “Save our planet” by paying for it through our electric bills. Sure, China is polluting, but if we would lead, he is SURE the rest of the world will follow! Also, he had fires in his state, because of global warming. Forgetting to mention that the National Forest Service does not take care of the Forests anymore, and we have lots of arsonist starting fires, and Obama makes sure that he controls the water to put out these fires, and won’t let them HAVE any water, as he did in Arizona.
Senator Christophe Coons of Delaware said that he took his kids on vacation last year, to see some glazers and it broke their little hearts when the glazier had been melting, and that’s why sea levels are rising!
Hey, it breaks my heart every year when I can’t take my family on vacation—ANYWHERE due to the poor economy. I would take a melting glazier any day of the week, and I promise, everyone in the family would be excited.
More Congressmen came onto the floor, and they punched it up: Military bases will be closed due to FLOODS! AND they will be stretched to the limit because its our military that goes all over the world to save people in climate disasters, people in Bangladesh will DIE! Companies are DEMANDING global warming taxes! Something must be done. ( I was waiting for somebody to mention chemtrails, but nobody did.)
And then, this morning, saving the planet was put on hold. Everything was forgotten because Diane Feinstein was pissed off because the CIA was spying on HER!
Something tells me, climate change is NOT going to be a subject on the democratic ticket in the upcoming elections. Our poor children will have to suffer, because the democrats care so much more about…
And if Diane Feinstein thinks we care about her problem…I suggest she get herself a water bottle and squirt it on her face.
Nobody Knows: Passports, GOP, U.N., Oligarths, McCain
Nobody Knows
Nobody Knows where the heck that darn plane with 277 people is. But what we do now know, is that millions of passports are stolen every year, and MILLIONS of people are boarding on planes in countries all over the world, and not everyone is checking their underwear.
Nobody Knows why the GOP is seething with hatred of Snowden, from Krauthammer, to Karl Rove, to the whole FOX TV network…but at the GOP convention, the NSA unconstitutional surveillance of everything in our lives was the TOP concern. Is it any wonder the old GOP has lost the youth vote to Obama?
Nobody Knows why Marco Rubio is the only one warning about the plans for the U.N to take over the internet and control it….and TAX it. How many more years of free internet do we have? Nobody Knows.
Nobody Knows why there will be only 3 companies controlling the banana industry. Apple and Samsung are going to merge to control 1/3 of the market, and merging one big company with another has been going on since Bill Clinton. Google controls 67 percent of the market. Our politicians LOVE monopolies. Oligarchs are controlling America…and yet, not one peep from anyone in Congress. We ARE Russia— maybe we should just merge.
Nobody Knows why Paris is the number one tourist destination. Whatever happened to Disneyworld? I don’t know too many Americans going to Paris, do you?
Nobody Knows that last night I was listening to Coast to Coast when an earthquake hit northern California, Mexico, and West Virginia. And Nobody Knows why everyone ignored it today.
Nobody Knows why McConnell today said he was going to “crush the tea party.” in Virginia. Does he realized he just sealed his fate?
Nobody Knows that WHY I hang pictures on every space of my office. If I have to spend so much time in this one room, I might as well fill it with my favorite people.
Nobody Knows why John McCain wants to run again for the Senate again, but comrades…come on: Guess. If John McCain his Senate reelection, I’m filing for John McCain reparations, I have SUFFERED watching that man.
Nobody Knows that it’s not the forever evil man who is killing off lions…it’s other lions. They kill each other all the time, the babies…other males, even other females. And yet…in the words of Dave Barry…
The United Nations does nothing, and just about everybody knows why.
Apple & Virgin: Team “you WILL pay” Global Taxes Party
Nobody Flashes
You wouldn’t see Steve Jobs telling people if they do not believe in global warming, don’t buy Apple stock because he thinks you’re stupid. After all, China is the biggest polluter on the planet and that’s where Apple makes all their glorious Apple products, and do you think Apple would personally see that those factories are ‘green’?
(Do YOU want to brush your teeth in the shower like Jennifer Anderson?)
What? Only the rich, elite, snobby, wacko’s will be able to profit from your IPHONE purchase?
Talk about class warfare.
Now, Apple has a new buddy in the green movement, Richard the “Virgin” Branson.
Virgin CEO Richard Branson said that those who are skeptical of man-made global warming should “get out of our way,” joining the ranks of CEOs lashing out against those opposed to business investments in “sustainability.”
Branson made his remarks in the wake of Apple CEO Tim Cook’s telling global warming skeptics to “get out of this stock” if they did not agree with the company’s green investment strategy. Cook made his comments after being confronted by a free-market activist who pressed him on putting the environment ahead of profitable investments .
Can we tell Richard to GROUND all his air polluting airplanes? Can we stay he is sucking the life out of our planet and to please get off it? What happened to your polluting space ships Richard? Not doing so well is it?
This is all a very well connected war plan with the very rich elitist Marxists, who want to rob even MORE of your money for their own pockets. Just think, Apple could start charging you a carbon tax on your IPHONE, and Mr. Virgin could tack a fee on your airline ticket, you dirty polluting pig of a customer.
This Nobody suggests we tax the hot air coming out of these hypocritical elites blowhards.
Until they practice what they preach, and give ALL their profits to save the planet, they can go suck a duck and stop trying to kill ours.
By the way, Branson’s statement conveniently came out just before the big U.S. SENATE marathon on climate change. They want Obama to do an executive order for the planet…otherwise carbon taxes will never pass.
Not to mention—Obama VS Putin has just got to be taken off the daily news.
Nobody LOVES Pilots!
Nobody Flashes
I love anything to do with airplanes. When I was 19, I wanted to learn how to fly a plane, but the closet I got to that, was a plane ride by a guy who took me up in his Cessa 150, under the promise that he would teach me the basics, and well…who knew that planes could go on autopilot while the pilot decides he wants his payment in a kiss? My excitement about going up in a plane, did NOT register my “Hey, how well do you know this guy?” mode in my brain. I thought, since he was about 60, he had no interest in young girls.
Okay, laugh here. Or not. I was desperate. But, what was I going to do? Jump out? That wasn’t the first OR last time my desire to do something fun had gotten me into trouble.
That trip turned out fine, I managed to get by with just an unwanted kiss, and a great view of the ARCH. And since that time, I have stuck to the big planes.
Now, with that little warm-up story, here’s a few picture from a pilot to the other pilots that read this blog. It’s the Royal Air Force and the photographer wanted the plane to get closer and the email title was “CLOSE ENOUGH?” (Don’t mess with the Royal Air Force)
(Thanks to amfortas, a pilot and lover of planes.)



And also…how ABOUT landing on a glazier? Something my brave reader snopercod did just a few days ago….and it seems, nowadays, learning how to fly is not as expensive as it use to be, in fact, just like running for President, you don’t even need a birth certificate!
Who knew?
(Thanks to Snopercod for the video)











