Trouble….
Prince George Steals the Show…
Nobody Cares
It makes it especially hard to roar against a monarchy, when they bring out their cute little baby to promote how much you should love them all…and cute he is even though mum and dad look like they have smiled so much, the smiles are actually permanently glued into place:
Here we see a baby upstaging his very proper and famous parents. The ‘dress’ was a bit old fashioned, and dad looks a bit giddy, but who couldn’t fall in love with George?
And here’s the DNA bloodline, which shows us that hopefully, the future King will have a great sense of humor—when he is forced to marry a Muslim to keep peace in his Kingdom.
NO Joyanna you say, that would NEVER happen! A royal marrying a Muslim, mixing the royal blood with a Muslim? Why…that’s why Diana was killed. (Some would say)
Yes, and if only Diana could say something.
And—– if not for the expensive clothes and Mum’s handbag, this might look like any other corporate picture. It’s lovely amfortas. Toast.
It seem the success of the Royal family now, is due to picking very good-looking mothers, who can wear lovely cream dresses and not look fat.
I’m hoping little King George gets a bit of his deceased grandmother in him. Too many bloggers depend on it.
Why the World is Filled With Dumb Blonds
Nobody Remembers
I was going to remember that the United Nations was started on this day, in 1945, and that today Brazil, France and Germany are appealing to the U.N. to stop Obama from spying on them.
But that would make a very boring story.
So, I’m going to tell a short story about baseball.
First: I had great parents. My parents were so trusting that when I was 17, I drove to Snowmass, Colorado all by myself. In fact I went all over the country by myself. I’m not sure if it’s because they knew they couldn’t tame me, or if they were just hoping I’d met some rich guy, (Probably a little of both.) But, when it came to men, sometimes I was just dense. I just didn’t see them being attracted to me at all. And so I married the first guy who wanted to marry me, because I didn’t think I’d ever get another chance.
Yeah, low self-esteem comes in buckets.
So of course that marriage lasted all of one year and three months. This story comes, right after the painful divorce. I was pretty lonely so I got hooked on baseball. I always went to the game by myself, only because, I’ve never really had girlfriends. I would work at night as a drummer, (in all guy bands) and during the day, I would go to the games. And I got hooked.
On the game of baseball.
Anyway, to make a long story short, here in St. Louis, Busch stadium was downtown, and I do remember one night, in the middle of July, the game lasted until midnight, and when a game runs overtime, you have a lot of drunks walking to the parking lot. It was a hot summer night, and I was in my usual short-shorts, which would bring cat-calls, and frankly, I was scared to walk to my car. It was just a gut feeling. After all, East St. Louis, is just a kick away from downtown.
So, I went to the nearest hotel bar. I thought, if I sat there long enough, the drunks would leave, and I’d have a safer chance once the crowd had cleared out. I’d rather walk in an empty parking lot and take my chances with the shadows.
After about 15 minutes, the bar started filling up with players…from the Dodgers. I was pretty shy around ball players..and so I tried to keep to myself. As I sat at the bar, a very distinguish older gentlemen sat next to me and started to talk. After about five minutes I told him I was only hanging around because I was scared to walk to my car.
“I’ll walk you to your car.” he said in a very jolly voice.
So, since he had told me he was actually the official Dodgers Team radio commentator, on the road for the Dodgers, ( and he was famous…he told me that.) I figured he had to be safe.
“Really, would you?: I said….”That would be great.”
So, we walked through the parking lot and got to the car, and I drove him back to the hotel, and then he said, “Hey, park here and come on in for another drink.”
Now, I’m not sure why I did, but looking back on it, I was flattered that someone famous had even been so nice to me, and I figured one drink was no big deal. It’s not like I thought he was expecting anything else but conversation. As I remember, he was pretty much the gentleman the whole time.
So back in we walked, and to my surprised, the whole room of ballplayers started laughing. He went over and said something to a few of them with a big grin on his face, and came back.
“So, why are all the guys laughing at you?” I asked.
“They wanted to know if I screwed you.” He said. “So I told them I did.”
To say I was embarrassed—– To say I was shocked, will let you know how much I trusted people to have decency, and what a dumb blond I really was. Boy, did I feel stupid.
The reality is, baseball players not only do steroids, but they spend many long nights on the road, and many of them have wives, and many of them screw around, and I knew that…but I really didn’t think that the radio star would want to tell an old high school lie. After all, Jack Buck would never do that now…would he?
Judge it or not, I thought the guy was a real creep for doing that…and I felt sorry that he had to lie to even make those young players actually think some young thing wanted to ‘do’ it with him for a walk to her car.
I told him he had no class, blushed, and walked out.
Now I look back on that and feel sorry for the man. Clearly, he was having a hard time competing with the young ball players and he made up a lie just to impress them.
And what is even funnier, is he TOLD me what he said to them.
I wish my father had told me the tricks that men pull. But then again, I don’t think any father will. I think they should teach their daughters how to shoot a gun, how to box, and all the tricks that men play.
But….they keep their mouths shut for all eternity. And that, in my Nobody Humble Opinion, is why the world is filled with dumb blonds.
(Okay, so this was not a baseball story. It’s just one I remember. Funny how you remember all the times you were stupid, isn’t it? )
Nobody’s Fool: John McAfee
Nobody’s Fool
Everybody who has had a computer, probably at one time in their lives, had McAfee antivirus on their computer. And last night…John was on Coast to Coast.
The man is pretty incredible. He started out selling drugs: got a Master’s Degree in Math: than worked with NASA, started his own highly successful Antivirus company, and then…suddenly he was on the “most wanted” list. The liberal media tried to hang him as a criminal, and make him out to be a drug-selling, cocaine sniffing, murderer. And dangerous. He said he was set up in Belize, and yes, I believe him. In case you were not aware, he was living in Belize when the government accused him of murdering his neighbor.
But…it’s no wonder they don’t like him. John is developing a device that everyone will be able to put on their phones and computers that will keep the NSA from listening in on you or tracking you. He admitted that the government will probably not let him sell it in the United States, but he will sell it to the rest of the world.
Merkel will probably give him free beer for the rest of his life.
Can you imagine? That is going to be one of the hottest products in the world, and everybody is going to want one. (Including me)
Oh…he also said he looked at the Obamacare code, and you can’t even repair it. It should be thrown out, which he said they will NEVER do. The reason he gave was that to save money, they hired people from India, and for it to work, the systems have to download to every computer, and it’s just too big, and that’s why it’s such a mess.
He reminds me very much of Richard Feynman. Very high I.Q….and a bit of a shit disturber…Having said that: He believes in the Constitution, and loves the founders of our country, and therefore, he is on a big hit list…because that makes him a terrorist in Obama’s world.
AND–He looks fabulous for a man of 78.
So, Richard wins my Nobody’s Fool Award for the week. We could use a lot more fools like John McAfee.
Nobody Explains How the Liberals Fake Everything…
Nobody Wins
Media bias. According to this video, the reason the conservatives are losing the battle is due to the fact that there are more democrats reporting the news than conservatives. If the conservatives could get more of their message across, there would be a shift.
The liberal media is good at one thing that the conservatives are not: They know how to use the internet to create a fake firestorm
From the book by Ryan Holiday: Trust Me, I’m Lying. He explains how it’s done…
“I designed the advertisements, which I bought and placed around the country, (on billboards) and then promptly called and left anonymous complaints about them (and leaked copies of my complaints to blogs for support.) I alerted college LGBT and women’s rights groups to screenings in their area and baited them to protest our offensive movie at the theater., knowing that the nightly news would cover it. I started a boycott group on FACEbook. I orchestrated fake tweets and posted fake comments to articles online. I even won a contest for being the first one to send in a picture of a defaced ad in Chicago. (thanks for the free T-shirt, Chicago Redeye. Oh, also, that photo was from New York.) I manufactured preposterous stories about Tuckers’ (fake name) behavior on and off the movie set and reported them to gossip websites, which gleefully repeated them. I paid for anti-woman ads on feminist websites and anti-religion ads on Christian websites, knowing each would write about it. Sometimes I just Photoshopped ads onto screenshots of websites and got coverage for controversial ads that never actually ran. The loop became final when, for the first time in history, I put out a press released to answer my own manufactured criticism: TUCKER MAX RESPONDS TO CTA DECISION:” BLOW ME.” the headline read.
I pulled this off with no connections, no money, and no footsteps to follow. But because of the way that blogging is structured—from the way bloggers are paid by the page view to the way blog posts must be written to catch eh readers’ attention—this was all very easy to do. So as the manufactured storm I created played itself out in the press, real people started believing it, and it became true.
However the play starts, the end is the same: The economics of the Internet are exploited to change public perception, and sell product. “
So…how much of the news that bloggers are repeating actually fake stories? It’s pretty easy to plant the story and watch it go up the latter…from the bloggers, to the radio hosts, to the magazines, then to the national news.
I talked to my brother today, and he said, “They just ought to let Obamacare fail.” And right after he said it, I thought to myself, “He is just repeating the very same thing the Rino’s are saying. He must have heard it on TV.” And because everyone’s life is so busy, we have all trusted what we heard in the past.
Those days…..are gone.
We all know that Obama has thousands of fake followers on his tweets. Who knows how many people they have on staff to manipulate the news? According to Ryan, they know exactly how to manipulate the media, and they pay people big money to do it.
Nobody Wins when the media will plant staged events to get power, but at least some people are starting to know, like Ryan Holiday, that as clever as he was in doing this stuff, he is destroying lives.
And now, for more of a good laugh, see how many times Obama used this staged fainting stunt, and WHO he learned it from. Don’t miss the end, Hillary is pretty funny. Talk about “fake.” I’m starting to think we should rename Washington, “Silicone Valley.”
John McCain Could Care Less about our P.O.W.s
Nobody Knows
—-Just how long John McCain can keep getting a pass for his rude remarks about Ted Cruz, simply because he was a P.O.W in Vietnam. But in this video, a Marine, takes him to task. And the Marine is right. I don’t know who John McCain is working for, but it’s not the American people.
And it’s certainly not Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. The good Sgt. was captured by the Taliban, and now that we are ‘leaving’ Afghanistan, nobody in the Obama administration has been trying to get the guy out:
From Freedom Post:
However, it has been over four years since Sgt. Bergdahl’s June 30, 2009 capture and imprisonment in Afghanistan by a Taliban-affiliated insurgent group. It is time America demanded his release and return to his family.
Many in Congress including Senator John McCain oppose a prisoner exchange to bring Bowe Bergdahl home. Apparently, McCain feels a better deal can be struck with the Taliban. A deal that does not release dangerous terrorists out into the world community. Perhaps McCain forgets the deal he struck with his captors to secure his release. For years, the United States has been releasing Afghan detainees from military prisons in Afghanistan. This has been going on periodically, every year, since Sgt. Bergdahl was captured. So why is Bergdahl not home today? My very real fear is—like so many others—Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl may be left behind.
This is one of those occasions that I feel great shame for our country. Great shame. Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl is our son, America. He deserves better than a politically correct quote form the Secretary of Defense. He sure as hell deserves more attention than President Obama and his press gave to Trayvon Martin.
Bring Sergeant Bergdahl home now.
You would think that John McCain, of all people, would make this a top priority because of what he went through. And the way he handled the answer to the Marine, shows you that John was always an elite snobby rich kid, who cares only for himself. (Hey, I was elected buddy…screw you.) I’m sure John’s egotistical and fraudulent personality was formed long before he was shot down in Vietnam. His luck in life, was being an Admiral’s son.
The Marine is right: by our Constitution, they should all be arrested. And frankly, I think John is not fit for any kind of command, and yet, he says he might run for President again.
I hope he does. I hope…he does. Swift boating will morph into, a much bigger boat—-
Rated XXX…with a HUH?
Nobody Flashes
I like to keep the blog….with some modesty of content…because I am NOT fond of porn. I always wondered about porn of any kind, because to me, why would anyone prefer it to the real thing?
Stupid I know. I know, but due to the wiring of my female brain, I can’t help myself.
Nevertheless, yesterday I watched a video on some lady professor who was teaching a class on sex toys. Really…like college kids need to know about sex toys. Then I watched a video of two black men who were telling everyone some college professor was having couples fornicate in class. As IF there was any college student that has not had sex in 2013.
Right.
Clearly the universities are promoting sex, which is to promote Planned Parenthood, who makes most of its money off—say it all together class—abortions!
The more abortions, the more money Planned Parenthood can give to the democrats!
I always follow the money.
And then…while searching around the net, I found some other VERY interesting pictures.
You see here…a penis bush trimmed in Canada. A baby shower vagina cake…..and a symbol of protest to the current ruler in Yugoslavia.
Clearly, the universities are actually making a big difference! Forgive me (or NOT) for portraying…some disturbing pictures, but then again, we must consider what is happening to ‘art.”
Kathleen Sebelius VS Windows 8
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have Kathleen Sebelius VS Windows 8 *.
Let’s start with Kathleen Sebelius. She has been under attack for the complete and utter failure of the Obamacare website that she put up, so that everyone could sign in and get their ‘health insurance,” which is now the law. Everyone is screaming about it.
First, they couldn’t get on it. Then, days went passed, and they found out that the prices were out of this world. Then, the whole system was messing up. Some in Congress want her fired, because she has had three years to get her act together:
Embattled Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius will testify before Congress next week about the botched rollout of ObamaCare’s insurance exchanges after rejecting GOP demands to appear this week. The New York Times reported Monday that HHS contractors may need to rewrite 5 million lines of code to make the site navigable, a task that may not be complete before the Nov. 1 deadline set by the administration.
So, was it Kathleen’s idea to have the whole thing set up in Canada? Don’t those big liberals have Google, and Yahoo as best friends? What happened here? What about their good Common Core buddy Bill Gates? What? Kathleen’s wasn’t invited to the right parties?
They have already spent millions trying to promote the stupid thing, not to mention the thousands of ACORN workers that are being hired to sign people up on the street. And even though today, Obama had to give a big Rose Garden talk saying how it MUST be fixed, he still doesn’t blame Kathleen. Probably because she shops at the same stores Michelle does. He said this:
“Implementing this law is a hard piece of policy business. It’s a hard piece of technology business and it’s very hard politically. And Kathleen has taken a lot of, a lot of hits over the years, and she can very much handle them.”
Right. The government can tap every single phone line in the world, but they can’t put up a website.
And that brings us to another computer rollout that didn’t go over so well:
Windows 8.
Microsoft is very much like the government. You are pretty much FORCED to take whatever Microsoft has to offer unless you have a Mac. And up to this point, Microsoft has forced us all to update to the latest version or else, every couple of years, simply because it makes them LOTS of money.
And just when everyone was getting used to Windows 7…along came…Windows 8! Peachy.
Windows 8 is a big phone tablet. It’s as if all the 23-year old design nerds at Microsoft have decided that the future is…small. Very small. Like in hand-held tablets. We must now all scroll. (Wait till THEY get cataracts.)
Except…thousand of us don’t’ WANT to scroll because we still….have DESK TOPS! We want to just move our one finger. Not our arm. That’s not progress. What…is this some kind of Michelle, “Get up and move your whole arm” conspiracy?
So many people complained about Windows 8 that Microsoft came out with 8.1.
In case you missed it, late Friday afternoon Microsoft pulled the Windows RT 8.1 update. Enough customers complained about BSODs and completely bricked machines — including, notably, Microsoft Surface RT machines — after applying the RT-to-RT 8.1 upgrade that the update was yanked entirely. There’s also been a steady stream of complaints about the Win8-to-Win8.1 update, including an inability to connect with Remote Access Website connections.
Wow. How did Obama miss this little detail? Why wasn’t he out saying things like, “You know, people are having trouble connecting with Remote Access Microsoft Websites!…See? Have patience.”
Why didn’t he think of that?
Because Kathleen Sebelius is just a pretty looking— connected politician, set there to obey the elites, She could care LESS about your health care.
So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
Kathleen, because she goes to Bilderberg meetings and I don’t like her. (Do I need another reason?) No really, there is great audacity to pass a law, that everyone is suppose to adhere to, and then, nobody can obey the law, even if they try….and then you don’t take the blame when it doesn’t work….you just tell Congress it’s just such a small glitch..really. Like breaking a nail.
From the words of Obama’s mouthpiece Carney:
Carney did not directly answer a question about whether the problematic website could delay the mandate, but he said: “The law is clear that if you do not have access to affordable health insurance, then you will not be asked to pay a penalty because you haven’t purchased affordable health insurance.”
So, Congratulations Kathleen! You win the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week!
I’m giving Microsoft a pass…because at least they have not changed spell-check.
Americans for Nazi’s Police State?
Nobody Flashes
You will be amazed that not ONE of these people stopped signing their names when Mark Dice said that we needed a Nazi style Police state.
We may be doomed.
Tea Party Patriots..STAY THE COURSE!
Nobody’s Opinions
Here’s the good news:
Ted Cruz, and the tea party representatives in the House made an attack on the Washington establishment of Wall Street globalists, and it was a smashingly HUGE success. How do I know? It’s not just because Rush Limbaugh has given his full support to the ’cause’—- the internet, and the Cable programs are filled with hate—-no, they are worse…they are overloaded with hate articles and quotes:
“Jim DeMint and Heritage have been completely discredited among Republicans, among conservative Republicans” –NBC Andrea Mitchell
“I think that the era of the far right and the era of the Tea Party is over. “—-Washington Post columnist, E.J. Dionne.
“The tragedy of tea party Republicans destroying their credibility with reckless brinksmanship.” American Conservative—Rod Dresher
“Right now, tea party extremism contaminates the whole Republican brand.”–former Speechwriter for George W. Bush.—-David Frum
Tom Hartmann blamed Reagan for this whole Tea Party trend of “anti-American crazies who hate our government,”
Rep Steve Cohen called Tea Party congressmen: —“domestic enemies” that he took an oath to defend the country against.
“MichiJayJay” opined that for the GOP, losing wasn’t punishment enough: “[N]ow that the teabaggers are down, we have to kick them, and kick them, and kick them and kick them. Into the goddamn dirt. Don’t let anybody forget for a second what they wanted (and still want) to do.”
Jeb Bush urged Cruz, a freshman senator from Texas, to “have a little bit of self-restraint.”
Lindsey Graham said…”The political marketplace will determine Ted Cruz’s future. We helped President Obama when he needed our help the most. After this debacle called the shutdown, our party’s been hurt, our brand name is at the lowest ever, Obamacare actually got a bump in polling, and we got in the way of a disastrous rollout,” Graham said. So from my point of view, this was a tactical choice that hurt us, but the good news for the Republican Party is the debacle is over if we don’t do it again, and Obamacare is a continuing debacle,” Graham said.
And it goes on and on and on–which means that we are witnessing the final plot to completely control the American Patriot, and put a stop to their ideas of freedom. We now see clearly who wants to fight for the American people, and who are there representing the corporations, and their own Wall Street wallets. We now know who the ‘progressives’ are. It’s good to know your enemies.
The Bad News:
Obama is still President and has given himself dictatorial powers, beyond anybodies Constitutional imagination. The damage he is doing will be hard to reverse. Congress so far, is packed in his favor. If the Tea Party gets stronger, ( and it will) he might contrive to do something much more harmful to the last Americans standing, besides close down their memorials. His next action will border on insanity.
And John McCain, might as well be Jane Fonda, when that happens. 
We need to support Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, and all those that fight for freedom.
It’s..that simple. “Stay the course.”
lt’s Sunday—Did YOU Topple a National Landmark Yet?
Nobody Gets Email
Here’s some of my favorite picks sent to me this week.
On a brief note, I just heard that Mexico is banning Monsanto’s corn. Just passing it on.
(Thanks to Kris)
Some Super Fun Superstitions…
Nobody Reads:
Here’s some superstitions from the book, Beliefs, Rituals and Magic, by Xavier Waterkeyn, and what Nobody thinks of them:
People with thin, angular ears have bad tempers. People with long or prominent ears have a gift for music and the bigger the earlobe the smarter you are.
Is that why Africans do this?
People make the sign of the horn with their hand to protect themselves from bad magic.
And here I thought Gene Simmons was part of the illuminati. These people are actually protecting themselves against getting something bad from those tea party people.
Among the great apes, staring is universally understood as a challenge to dominance.
So, Tom Cruz needs to do more staring.
Justice is blind so that she not be distracted when she lays down her judgment.
Okay. Every member of the Supreme Court needs to go over all their former lame and un-constitutional decisions (Obamacare, Woe Vs Wade, Corporations are people, affirmative action) and redo the cases with blindfolds on.
Muslim women never cut their hair.
So they have the body temperature of a camel underneath those burkas in the hot desert sun? (Do yo see where I’m going with this? Or maybe, you’d prefer not too. )
It was the Romans that thought the middle finger was shameful.
No wonder our politicians use it so much.
Muslims have to wipe themselves with their left hand after defecating. That’s why they cut off the right hand of ‘criminals.
Just think how this affected their early brain development. Obama…IS left handed. 
The Aztecs tore out the hearts of 80,400 prisoners over four days.
Uh…..
A star represents the woman, and the crescent moon the man.
Uh……
Napoleon believed that men with large, prominent noses had strength, courage, intelligence and determination and he would select his generals on the basis of their noses. The Duke of Wellington the man who defeated napoleon at Waterloos had a big nose.
This of course leads to the obvious, a man with big feet……
Women that spend a lot of time together will find that their cycles all synchronies.
This is absolutely true. In every bar I ever worked in, within six months all the waitresses and I would synchronize our periods. Somebody explain this to me.
Many men have died urinating on electrified railroad tracks in subways.
And STILL—the United Nations…does nothing. (Let’s call Dave Barry)
The ancient Greeks commonly practiced infanticide by leaving unwanted babies out and exposed to the elements and the Inuit would do this too.
Proof that democracy is a lousy system, as our founders tried to tell us.
81 percent of women who don’t finish high school end up with a man who didn’t either. 71 percent of women who finish college end up with a man who did. 94 percent of white men marry white women, 89 percent of women marry white men.
Clearly, this is racist.
Walking under the ladder is considered bad luck because it’s the Holy Trinity. Never sit thirteen down at a table, one will die within the year. This comes from the Christian last supper, which had 13. The reason the number 13 diners at the last supper and that Christ died on a Friday, which is why it’s considered unlucky.
Any Friday the 13th bad luck stories out there? My own mother had a massive stroke on Friday the 13th, and she was visited by a white dove in her back yard for a whole year before her death which she always swore (had come to take me away.) A week before her stroke, the dove disappeared. So, I’m not so sure there isn’t something to this.
Many non-Caucasian populations lack the proper digestive enzymes to assimilate milk properly and this explains the absence of dairy food in the cuisines of east Asia.
And here I thought it was because cows were so cute.
The Roman Empire paid their troops with salt. Hence the word salary.
Now, they want to take all the salt and salary away.
Pirates wore an earring in the left ear because it was suppose to keep them from drowning.
Now, the gay Navy guys can put one in their other ear for double the luck!
Part of the social contract of royalty is to convince the peasants of the aristocracy’s superiority.
So, the real reason the Obama’s are opening up the White House for Christmas is so that they can have great rich parties, and take thousands of pictures of themselves standing by Christmas trees with ornaments given to them by the Muslim Brotherhood. It’s important to keep up appearances of the fact that THEY have 89 trees in the White House, and you only have…one. And YOU paid for theirs.
In Islamic tradition angels in green turbans visited Mohammed and the prophet’s banner is green. In hour of this the flag of Saudi Arabia is green with white writing. The flag of Libya goes even further and is entirely green. These countries are desert.
Another reason they don’t like us. We—have—trees.
There are few trees in Egypt so they burn dung.
God was wise.
Red in the morning Sailors take warning, Red at night, Sailor’s delight.
This is actually based on science, something not see any more in climate data.
David Berkowitz the Son of Sam killed five of his eight victims during a full moon.
Did anyone bother to ask him WHY? Was he actually synchronizing his killings with other serial killers?
The deadliest ever recorded the Tri State tornado of 18 March 1925, crossed the Mississippi River from Missouri to Illinois during its journey of destruction it killed 695 people.
Nobody blamed that on global warming….but then again, Nobody could predict Al Gore would be born.
Nobody’s Email: This Time…..
Nobody Gets Email:
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more powerful video on the subject of abortion. The man who sings it, used to be the lead singer of Kansas, and it’s based on his own life. Please…pass this around.
(Thanks to Conservative)














