It’s a Bird…It’s a Plane..NO..It’s Russia’s Missile Defense!
Nobody Cares
Do YOU care that Russia shot what looks like a missile at that comet last week? I don’t. Do you care that most of the media ignored this video? I don’t either.
But Nobody Wonders WHY they waited untill ten seconds before it hit the ground before they hit it. Makes you wonder if all this missile defense stuff is just smoke and mirrors.
Or…maybe glasses are not included in the Universal Russian Medical Care.
Nobody Remembers Alice Addertongue
Nobody Remembers
It’s said, Sam Adams started the Revolution, and he did it with the mighty pen. And since he really didn’t want his name on all his ranting against the crown…he made up all kinds of names for his penname:
Philo Patriae and Paces, Vindex the Avenger, Determinatus, Decant Ara Togae, (weapons are under my cloak!) Principiis Obsta: (principle obstacle) , Valerius Poplicola, Candidus, and Populus. He was also: An American, A Tory, Alfred, A Son of Liberty, A Puritan, and A Religious Politician– among many.
And Sam wasn’t the only one who wanted to remain anonymous.
Alexander Hamilton pens names included Publius, Pacificus, Catallus, Americanus, Metellus, Horatius, Philo Camillus, Tully, Monitor, Phocion, The Continentalist, and H.G.
Benjamin Franklin was Silence Dogood, and Polly Baker and Richard Saunders and Anthony Afterwit, Martha Careful, Alice Addertongue, Celia Shortface, Harry Meanwell, Fanny Mournful, Obadiah Plainman, Busy Body, and Sidi Mehemt Ibrahim.
John Adams was Sui Juris, U, Davila, and Humphrey Ploughjogger…and my personal favorite: Novanglus. (which means New England.)
James Madison was Helvidius and Cato…
After Thomas Paine wrote an anonymous pamphlet criticizing President George Washington‘s policies, John Quincy Adams (John’s son) wrote a series of anonymous articles called “Publicola”, defending the president. They were so well done people assumed his father wrote them.
And I even write under a pen name…Joyanna is a combination of my first name and my grandmother’s name…and Adams is not my married name, but I picked it out of respect to the founding Adams, as I am a direct descendant of that family on my mother’s side. 
I really didn’t want anyone to know my married name.
In this country, writing under a pen name, thus remaining anonymous, has been protected by the Supreme Court.
In its 1960 decision in Talley v. California, the Supreme Court ruled that a law forbidding individuals from distributing handbills without identifying their identity unconstitutionally infringed on the First Amendment’s guarantee to free speech. The Court declared:
Anonymous pamphlets, leaflets, brochures and even books have played an important role in the progress of mankind. Persecuted groups and sects from time to time throughout history have been able to criticize oppressive practices and laws either anonymously or not at all. . . . Before the Revolutionary War colonial patriots frequently had to conceal their authorship or distribution of literature that easily could have brought down on them prosecutions by English-controlled courts. . . . It is plain that anonymity has sometimes been assumed for the most constructive purposes.
SO…what in the world is this new bill being proposed in the Illinois Senate all about?
A new bill proposed in the Illinois State Senate looks to completely wipe out any form of anonymity on the internet by requiring that the operators of basically any website on the entire internet take down any comment that isn’t attached to an IP, address, and real name-verified poster.
It’s called the Internet Posting Removal Act and was introduced on February 13th by Illinois General Assembly veteran Ira I. Silverstein [D]. Not wanting to leave any bases uncovered, Silverstein includes that an “Anonymous Poster” means “any individual who posts a message on a web site including social networks, blogs, forums, message boards, or any other discussion site where people can hold conversations in the form of posted messages.”
If James Madison, Alexander Hamilton and John Jay were alive and publishing under the false name “Publius” today, they would be prime candidates for prosecution under Virginia’s anti-spam law, and the Internet Posting Removal Act. They would most likely be using the Internet to get their message out to as many fellow citizens as possible. They could be arrested for speaking their minds on important issues of the day.
Clearly, Obama’s government wants to know WHO is writing the essays and blogs against them. Sure, there are some bad people out there spamming, but making it a crime to not sign your real name is not how are country was founded.
It is a right, given to us by our founders. If not for them, we wouldn’t be here.
And I’m sure Alice Addertongue would agree with me 100 percent!
Nobody’s Fool: Charlton Heston
Nobody’s Fool
I remember driving one afternoon during the years when Bill Clinton was President…and as usual, I had the radio station tuned to Rush Limbaugh. He was talking to Charlton Heston who was telling Rush how shocked he was at how Hollywood, and so many of his friends there, had succumbed to this tyranny called political correctness. I also remember thinking “You’d better pull off the road woman” because tears were flowing so hard down my face, I was having a hard time seeing. FINALLY …finally I thought, a man has spoken out against this insanity that is happening to our country.
That night, I wrote Charlton Heston a four page letter, pouring out my heart about his thoughts on the radio, and how deeply I was moved. About 3 weeks later, I received this letter, one that my family said was just a form letter, get over yourself…(notice the stamped name) but in my heart, I have never believed that. I think, since he was just getting sick, his wife probably read it to him. This letter is in my office, framed and on my wall where I see it every day.
As I listened to the above speech by Heston, given at Brandels University, I can’t help but imagine what our country would have been if Heston had run for the Presidency. We would have had another Ronald Reagan.
That generation is gone: But Mr. Heston planted the seeds…even back then, that we all must think for ourselves and speak out. (at the end of the speech he gets into it.) And boy did I take his advice. I started writing a daily blog and haven’t stopped since, and so have millions of others. The people’s voice in on the internet.
Wayne La Pierre is still being attacked, and Charlton is not here anymore to protect him…but we CAN post his words, his voice and his ideas, because they are truly American. The Clinton’s tried very hard to get universal health care passed. Obama did it. The Clinton’s wanted desperately to disarm the American people. Now, Obama is going to try to get that done too. He has put up a website inviting gun victims to tell their story. They have all their best minds working around the clock trying to get it done…state by state. And if the day comes when they threatened to confiscate our guns, we should remember the man who gave us the words to say, should that day come;
“From Our Cold Dead Hands.”
(And I have to laugh because I’ve only shot a real gun at a practice range a few times…but I’ll be ready to learn!)
I thank God he graced us with such a great man, —as Charlton Heston.
King Put Makes Another Speech
Nobody Wins
You have to hand it to the Democrats. Day after day, they all stay on message:
It’s those men rich Republicans that are destroying the middle class. Why, according to Obama’s last speech, if the Congress doesn’t let him get rid of the loopholes he wants…(translation, taxes) the middle class will fall so far off the face of the earth, China won’t recognize any of them when they fall through the earth and come climbing out of the hole on the other side. 
Once again, he put the FEAR of Armageddon, into every man and women listening: mother’s dying, babies not going to school, teachers will be out of work and will have to buy shotguns to keep the unemployed Pentagon workers from their front porch. No more vaccines, No more aircraft carriers, no more FBI. Even longer lines, and more assaults at the airports…
And he will have to cut some of his vacations..
Wait. He didn’t say that.
Of course, it’s Obama that is putting the final nail, the last burrito, the last bite into the ever dwindling, fast disappearing, soon to be history, middle class— but he so cleverly blames the other guys.
He is so ABOVE us all…playing golf with Tiger Woods, while his wife vacations in Aspen, holding up airspace…lunching with bigwigs in the Oil business…
Sharing the best prostitutes money can buy with Tiger after hours.
What? You think Tiger has stopped the sex addiction? Doesn’t Obama play golf with a man who was busted for prostitution? Remember Bobby Titcomb? Does a President play with a man busted for a prostitution ring because he likes the way the guy plays golf?
Wait. He couldn’t have done that! If Obama and Tiger were having a private party with prostitutes why the press would be all over it! Just like they were all over John Kennedy and all his daily afternoon prostitutes, right?
And the Republicans just can’t seem to muster even a few spitballs. John Boehner did try to take a blow at Obama, but he did it in the Wall Street Journal.
( Okay, just how many WORKING Americans read the Wall Street Journal?)
Boehner said in a Wall Street Journal editorial that Republicans already have compromised on their side, sending to Obama significant tax hikes for Americans.
“The president got his higher taxes – $600 billion from higher earners, with no spending cuts – at the end of 2012. He also got higher taxes via Obamacare. Meanwhile, no one should be talking about raising taxes when the government is still paying people to play videogames, giving folks free cell phones, and buying $47,000 cigarette-smoking machines,” he wrote.
And Rush said THIS:
“The ultimate objective of all of this is to spend MORE. The ultimate objective of all of this is to frighten everybody everywhere about what will happen if you cut a DIME from the federal budget,” Limbaugh said. “This is all about moving the ball forward under the premise that the government must grow and continue to grow if you are to have any chance in life at all. … The secondary objective is for Obama to continue to be seen as the outsider, not governing, he’s the outsider campaigning, trying to prevent this disaster, when in truth, it’s his policies that are causing it.”
And Rand Paul said THIS:
“I mean, for goodness sakes, it was his proposal. He proposed the sequester, it was his idea. He signed it into law, now he’s going to tell us that, ‘Oh, it’s all our fault?’” Paul said. “I voted against the sequester because I didn’t think it was enough.”
Strong stuff…true stuff, and yet, Obama goes on vacation…and comes back, to give a speech and says,
“I will never sign a plan that harms the middle class”
Yeah…spoken like a true King Put.
Nobody Wonders About the REAL John McCain
Nobody Wonders–
About John McCain
Once upon a time, my first husband and I decided to drive to California. Somewhere around Flagstaff, he had the great idea that HE KNEW a shortcut..
While, being the only sane person in the car with a sense of direction, I objected, but he insisted, as he pulled out some map some guy had given him at work..and we ended up hours later, lost…somewhere in the vast desert of Arizona…only about 900 miles out of our way, and 100 miles from any known gas station. It seemed a very lonely place that desert. I can’t imagine walking across it at night.
But millions do. And John McCain was at a town hall meeting recently in Arizona, talking about immigration:
One man yelled that only guns would discourage illegal immigration. Another man complained that illegal immigrants should never be able to become citizens or vote. A third man said illegal immigrants were illiterate invaders who wanted free government benefits.
McCain urged compassion. “We are a Judeo-Christian nation,” he said.
Well, evidently he hasn’t checked Obama’s opinion about that, has he now?
When McCain was running for President, the only thing we were told was that he had spent years in Vietnam as a prisoner of war, and came back and divorced his wife, and his campaign was saved by Sarah Palin. That’s all I know about John McCain, besides his Rhinoness.
BUT..I’m cleaning out old magazines this week, and low and behold, I found gold: According to the GLOBE (I know…I love it) John McCain and his wife were doing a really nice Jesse Jackson Jr. scam.
Once upon a time, Cindy McCain, who was already heir to $100 million dollar fortune which included a Anheuser -Busch beer distribution, decided to go into charity, (As all rich people do) and so she founded the American Voluntary Medical Team , a non-profit organization that would send doctors and nurses all over the third world . But Cindy was evidently stealing drugs like Vicondin and Percocer without anyone knowing it, and not small amounts either. John made it so Cindy could sail through customs without being checked. They caught her at it, and shut down her charity. John got her a good attorney and that was the end of that. We might remember that Rush Limbaugh was addicted to the same pain pills. Cindy went into drug rehab.
Too bad. Also…according to the article:
John, was also one of the Keating Five. He was accused of improperly aiding corrupt banker Charles Keating who donated $1.3 million to politicians.
While none of this seems important today, Nobody Wonders: Here you had a drug addict, and a man who really had been involved in the Savings and Loan Scandals of the sixties, so Nobody Wonders why in the world did we not hear about all this stuff from Obama’s boys during the elections?
Compare John’s background to Mitt Romney–…Not one word was said about McCain.
And NOBODY Wonders…why?
Rep. Mike Leara Comes To the Rescue!
Nobody Knows
We have a tradition here in Missouri of being a very “divided” state when it comes to politics. In fact, the second battle of the Civil War was fought in Missouri (Wilson’s Creek) and it was here that Dred Scott, the slave, was told that he was still considered property by the Supreme Court. Missouri was divided right down the middle in the Civil War, between the North and South, literally.
So, it comes as no surprise that it’s here in Missouri that the great divide is happening again.
A few weeks ago, Rep. Rory Ellinger (D) introduced a very draconian gun control bill, encouraged of course, by ‘President’ Obama:
Under the assault weapons ban introduced by state Rep. Rory Ellinger (D-University City), Missouri residents who own assault weapons and high-capacity magazines would have 90 days to remove them from Missouri after the bill takes effect. Among the provisions:
(1) Remove the assault weapon or large capacity magazine from the state of Missouri;
(2) Render the assault weapon permanently inoperable; or
(3) Surrender the assault weapon or large capacity magazine to the appropriate law enforcement agency for destruction, subject to specific agency regulations.
(4). Unlawful manufacture, import, possession, purchase, sale, or transfer of an assault weapon or a large capacity magazine is a class C felony.
So essentially the law would turn a law-abiding gun owner today, into a felon tomorrow.
And that would be more than half the population here.
BUT…Missouri, thank God, has a Republican majority in Congress, and they were not about to go down without a fight. Rep. Mike Leara (R) has introduced a counter bill—to put the lawmakers in jail if they even INTRODUCE such a bill…
Rep. Mike Leara said Tuesday that he considers his bill a statement of principle. It would make lawmakers guilty of a felony punishable by up to four years in prison if they introduce legislation restricting gun rights.
“I have no illusions about the bill making it through the legislative process, but I want it to be clear that the Missouri House will stand in defense of the people’s constitutional right to keep and bear arms. We seem to be having a lot of people willing to further restrict our constitutional rights and take our rights. It is a push-back to the people who don’t believe in our constitutional rights. There have to be consequences to removing our constitutional rights.”
You gotta LOVE this guy!
Nobody Knows if the fight will stop there, but the Democrats say they are willing to go to jail if the bill would ever pass. I think that is a GREAT idea! The Republicans should PASS this bill! NOW! LET them all go to jail, and keep them there. Maybe we could all get some sleep.
But…why stop with jail time? Make them all pay hefty fines too.
You know, it was the democrats who fought to keep slavery. I think it’s time we start making them and THIER children start paying reparations, to the whole country. What we need is MORE men like Mike in Congress. He wins the Charles Heston award…for sure. 
In fact, I going to go send him a “Thank You ” note…because I live here.
Nobody Reports: Smallpox Vaccine is Illegal and Why You Should Worry
Nobody Reports
Here’s something no one is talking about: Smallpox.
According to an excellent article by Lee Hieb, MD, on WND… after smallpox was erased from the face of the earth, the scientists gave the only batches of the disease left, and the vaccines, to two countries: the USA and Russia, with the idea that it was like the nuclear bomb, nether one would use it.
But, guess what? The Russians took that batch and made the biggest batch of bio-weapons the world has ever known, and even put it in the tips of missiles.
We found incubators in Iraq just after the fall of Saddam Hussein labeled “smallpox.” And, currently intelligence sources claim Syria is doing smallpox experimentation on prisoners.
What was surprising is that the good doctor can’t get the vaccination: The smallpox vaccine is illegal in the United States. As a doctor SHE can’t get vaccinated. So, she is sounding the alarm, and as I agree with her about our government having us vaccinated against all kinds of idiotic things, smallpox is one everyone should have.
The last time I got one was when I was a kid. The vaccine only last about 15 years.
Who knew?
Well, now we know. And we SHOULD be talking about it to everybody.
(Read this very important article here)
Nobody’s Perfect: Jesse Jackson Jr. VS the Meth Brothers
Nobody’s Perfect:
Jesse Jackson Jr. VS the Meth Brothers.
It’s not easy being green, or being the child of one of the most talented extortionist to ever walk in the halls of Congress, and Jesse Jackson Jr. in on the hot seat for not being a slick as his old man. He got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
Jesse Jackson Jr.’s father says the ex-congressman is under “tight medical supervision” after being charged with misusing campaign funds.
“He is struggling with the highs and lows of his bipolar disorder,” Jackson Sr., the civil rights leader, told the Chicago Tribune in a statement.
The younger Jackson was formally charged Friday with misusing $750,000 in campaign funds. Federal documents show Jackson bought memorabilia that once belonged to Michael Jackson, Bruce Lee, Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X. He is also charged with using the funds to buy children’s furniture and a gold-plated men’s Rolex watch.
It’s got to be depressing to know you just don’t have the same talent at stealing and hiding money as your old man. I’d be depressed too, if someone had found out that what I thought was Michael Jackson’s glove had really belonged to Al Jolson.
Jesse is facing jail time, but right now, I’m sure his father is advising him to shut up, and swear to be sick. “This is a storm; within time, storms pass over,” he said.
Leave it to Dad to come to the rescue. 
And then we have two brothers, who won the lottery and had a blast spending the money…
Two brothers who were celebrating a $75,000 winning lottery ticket by purchasing marijuana and meth accidentally blew up their house on Friday, said Sgt. Bruce Watts of the Wichita Police Department.
The explosion sent one of the brothers – a 27-year-old – to the hospital, where he remains in serious but stable condition with second-degree burns on his hands, arms and chest.
The other brother was sent to jail, Watts said.
I’m not sure who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award this week, Jesse, or the two morons who blew up their house…but I’m sentimental. I think the two meth addicts had a disadvantage. They probably a fatherless childhood, unlike Jesse who HAD a dad, and all he had to do was watch the guy…and learn.
In the words of Bob Dylan, he was just “One too many mornings and a thousand miles behind.”
Jesse can only hope that he meets the two meth brothers someday in the same prison. Who knows WHAT they would do for a Rolex?
Mark Kelly & Kathy Giffords VS Sandy Hook Dad
Nobody’s Opinion
Mark Kelly, the husband of Gabrielle Giffords, former Congresswomen from Arizona (D) who was shot in the head on January 8,2011, was on a Sunday morning talk show, where he said the most ridiculous thing. The subject was gun control, and since the shooting, Mark and his wife have become front and center advocates to fight for gun control. They formed a C-Pac and already have a commercial out. (See video below) Of course, you could understand why…she was shot in a public place by a liberal loony.
Loonies are everywhere, as we know.
Mark argued that there should be background checks, and that background checks do NOT mean that the government will be registering every gun. He tried to assure everyone, that they were very wrong in thinking that the government wants to come and take your guns.
Oh sure Mark. Why should we believe that?
And then he said something I couldn’t believe came out of an astronaut’s mouth. Nobody thought that astronauts had to be highly educated, especially in math. But Mark said, when he was in the Chamber during Obama’s State of the Union address, the most support any comment Obama got, was on gun control.
Cleary, he said—-He knew by the overwhelming support in the chamber that night, that the people are ready and want gun control
Here’s the problem I have with that. Most of the people in that Chamber were houses of Congress…and knowing the politico of Washington, the peanut gallery was FULL of democrats family members and friends of the party. The people in the chamber that night were not exactly representatives of the American people. We had one: Ted Nugent…but he was outshouted.
As I watched the man say this, I was sure that the shuttle had a great autopilot program.
Nobody must remember that the Obama administration has found gold in this couple. Gabby was a democrat, and before she was shot, she was on board with all of Obama’s great fundamental changes for America.
She worked with Janet Napolitano to promote all-day kindergarten. Gifford’s supported raising more money for schools “through sponsorship of supplemental state aid through bonds and tax credits that could be used for school supplies.” In her first month in office, Gifford’s voted in favor of increased federal funding for embryonic stem-cell research, endorsing the 9/11 Commission recommendations; new rules for the House of Representatives targeting ethical issues; and the repeal of $14 billion of subsidies to big oil companies, in favor of renewable energy subsidies and the founding of the Strategic Renewable Energy Reserve.
So, Gabby and more importantly her husband Mark, have a new job, which to them, is probably the surest way to get new jobs…since the astronaut program was shut down, and she is no longer in Congress…working for Obama as top propaganda ministers.
Mark will be campaigning full time for the Obama administration, using Gabby as the sympathy card for gun control, mandatory pre-school, solar energy, and all his other Marxist dreams.
Mark said this:
“We have a political class that is afraid to do something as simple as have a meaningful debate about our gun laws and how they are being enforced … As a nation we have repeatedly passed up the opportunity to address this issue. After Columbine; after Virginia Tech; after Tucson and after Aurora we have done nothing.”
And there is a reason our schools are “gun free zones” They WANT these things to happen so they can disarm the American public. Instead of tackling the tough issues happening in our country, Obama was shutting down guitar factories, and Twinkie makers.
While the debate is: if your only reason for having all those guns is that you are afraid of your government, then having guns won’t save you. The American citizen could never stand up against 30,000 armed drones. You people dream.
And that is right.
Nevertheless. it’s a matter of freedom…we have a Constitutional right to protect ourselves, however we deem necessary. Bruce Willis was right when he said; If they take away one freedom, then they can take away all the rest.
Gabby Giffords was called a “blue dog democrat.” She is no longer in office, but she is more powerful now than she ever was before.
Compare both video’s…The father of the Sandy Hook Child is very factural—The Giffords add is very nebulous. Which one would YOU trust? Do we have a right to protect ourselves, even with ten clip magazines…or not?
If Obama Were Emperor, He Would NEVER Have to Answer Another Phone Call…
Nobody Flashes
Last week I posted about Obama lamenting that he wasn’t an emperor. Well, for a pittance of what he spends on himself at our expense, next time he goes to China, he could buy himself an imperial bath, and PRETEND. Why not? Send Michelle to Spain again. Better yet, send her and the kids to Russia to look at that big hole. I don’t know about you, but I think Obama could get used to this kind of thing. In fact, if he IS going to become our emperor, we should insist he takes a spa bath everyday for at least 6 hours. Then he will always have a good excuse for not answering the phone, should any Americans be attacked ever again.
The Springs Hotel, at the Lushan Mountain County in central Henan province, China offers an imperial bath service, where one is treated like an Emperor. Recently, an unknown man from Shanxi spent over 100,000 Chinese Yuan ($16,000), for this imperial head soup service. The man was dressed up as one of China’s emperors from the country’s pre-Communist past. A group of women dressed as imperial concubines, waited on him, fed him bananas, and wine, while he bathed.
Nobody Gets Email: Dance to the SugarPlums in the Universe
Nobody Gets Email
I love this. I have one childhood memory that sticks out from all the rest. I must have been all of three years old, because in the memory, I was sitting in the backseat of my Dad’s car waiting in the dark to pick up my mom at some store. The family moved to Naples, Florida when I was four…so therefore, I had to be three…since it was here in St. Louis.
It was Christmas time, and we were parked in a parking lot, outside a Mall. My father was in the front seat, and my mom seemed to be taking a long time. I remember the backseat seemed as big as a boat, and I was curled up with my favorite blanket and gazing high up into the sky. Minutes before I had heard the, “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” on the intercom outside, and asked about it, and I remember looking at my dad, and he told me the story of how all the toys in the Mall came alive and danced, to the music. I don’t know how he knew that, but I believed him, and my mind of course went crazy..picturing all the toys inside the mall…and what if I could locked inside for the night and watch them…oh boy, would mom and dad be mad? And oh boy…that was fun to think about that…and the music was like nothing I had ever heard before, because of course, my parents only listened to Benny Goodman. Dad must have seen it on Lawrence Welk because my grandmother always had that on every week.
It seemed we were there for hours, and I remember gazing up at the sky, and asking my father about the stars. I honestly think it was the first time I had really looked at them, and he must have told me there were millions and they were far away, and right away, I knew that I was the tiniest thing on the planet…no bigger than a grain of sand. It was at that moment that I realized this planet was tiny, I was even tineir…and it was the scariest thing imaginable. Maybe my father told me that…I don’t remember…BUT it put the most horrendous fear of how insignificant I was compared to that vast universe, that I hide under the blanket until mom got to the car. I was powerless. And if you think about it, my ‘Nobody” self is still under that blanket. (LOL!)
My love for music came from that moment I think. I became a musician, a dancer, and a lover of the stars. To this day, “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” is one of my favorite songs, and no matter WHERE I am when I hear it, I stop everything and listen to it all the way through.
Tchaikovsky suffered from deep depressions, and committed suicide. And yet, he left us a small universe of music….His star still shines in this little girl’s heart.
My first piano!
Somehow, music and the universe are meant to be one. Music IS math in so many ways.
My liberal friend just sent me an email..he was upset that in Texas they were thinking about teaching the kids about intelligent design along with evolution. Really, he was horrified. (He HAS no children of his own, and probably never will, being as he is 75.)
So I wrote him back and told him Einstein believed in intelligent design. (LOL!) And Einstein would agree, so many IQ’s…are lackig imagination. Without imagination, you are only halfway there.
Wait…Let’s make this complete: Here, close your eyes and picture yourself as that grain of sand in the vast universe and TELL me…this song doesn’t fit. I no longer hide under the blankets.
I just smile. And thankfully, I grew into my ears.
ENJOY! (Thanks to Ant)
Nobody’s Email: How to Get Rid of Telephone Solicitors
Nobody Gets Email
During the elections, I about went bananas with all the republicans calling me asking for donations. And they make it sound like if you do NOT send in money, the country will explode right before our eyes, along with every single thing you’ve ever held dear…like pizza on Friday night. 
I found these two helpful hints sort of fun, but if they don’t work, I have another solution that I use. When I get an annoying phone call…I sing as loud as I can:
“I’m just wild about Harry, and Harry’s wild about meeeeee..the heavenly blisses, from his kisses, keep me in ecstasy! He’s sweet just like chocolate candy, and just like honey from a beeeeee!!!
Oh I’m just wild about Harry, and HE“s just wild about, CANNOT live without, HE’s just wild about Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
And I usually hear the CLICK right after BEEEEE…..
Try it! It works for me…
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Tips for Handling Telemarketers: Three little words that work…”Hold On Please…”
(1) Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt. Then when you eventually hear the phone company’s “beep-beep-beep” tone, you know it’s time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting. 
(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end? This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a “real” sales person to call back and get someone at home. What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call, and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system anymore!
Obama Sadly Discovers He is Not Emperor of the United States….
Nobody Gets Email
I can’t stop laughing at this one..where Obama tries to convince a poor Latino girl,—- if he were Emperor, all her dreams would come true…
But sadly, he is supposed to enforce the law on the books.
Poor man.
(Thanks to Floyd)
Nobody Cares…It’s Friday
Nobody Cares
Ah…is it any wonder people are rushing to the Zoloft for breakfast? I’ve been away from the news for a few days, and the headlines are really comforting…
Thousands of poor people were trapped on a boat drifting out to sea, sitting in a cesspool of their own feces, and having to fight over onion sandwiches, only to have to float for days, and then get back to land…and be put on an 8 hour bus ride? You could feel sorry for Carnival Cruise Line, but it’s an American company, and keeps all its legal dealings offshore so as to not pay American taxes, or have to go through our Maritime safety regulations….
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House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Thursday that she opposes a cut in congressional pay because it would diminish the dignity of lawmakers’ jobs.
“I don’t think we should do it; I think we should respect the work we do,” Pelosi told reporters in the Capitol. “I think it’s necessary for us to have the dignity of the job that we have rewarded.”
Nobody Thinks it’s very funny that Nancy thinks we should “respect” her work. I think we should show her our respect by sending her all our doctor bills. She keeps getting raises…she can show us the dignity of the job she has rewarded herself, and pay them for us. After all, she stuck us with Obamacare, we would like to keep our dignity too.
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And then there’s Chris Cuomo…the New York governor’s brother is getting a prime spot on CNN as an honest unbiased reporter…in Chicago, where Obama once again was giving a speech today on gun control, but ended up talking about getting the babies into state controlled government kindergartens to prevent everything.
Proving once again (see Cuomo Mafia dynasty above) the democrats and the mafia merged years ago. It was a smart move.
Okay…Nobody Cares if I go back to bed do they?
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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